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Legend has it, the Covid tests that Simon buys for Danny, Sam and ETA come from China and tests the subjects in the bunghole. The test kits come with yuge CANNON-Swabs, Lube and a generic Safe-Word. {0.o} "ARMAGEDDON!!...........ARMAGEDDON!!" is heard echoing all the way to the Louvre in Paris. 😆😂🤣
I feel like this channel works so well because Danny is late gen X/early millennial, Simon is a millennial, and Sam is late millennial/early gen Z. So we get all the pop culture/meme references.
The very day that Magic Spoon stops costing more than double the price of the most expensive cereal in the grocery store (plus shipping), I will try it, and probably become a regular customer. Until that point I will just continue to think they need to get their shit together in terms of economy of scale and actually getting themselves on store shelves. But I'm sure they're doing well from their 100% in-house everything combined with their USP, so I can't see that happening anytime soon. At least until another company starts competing with them.
Yup. Same reason i don't buy it. Simon smacking his lips as loudly and obnoxiously as possible while eating it kind of kills my interest in it too lol.
@@HorusDeathtouch It is really odd how they've cornered the market on that. Kinda like how India famously homophobic but the absolute cross dressing Mecca (pun intended) of planet earth... So odd. Both countries very regressive officially but unofficially on those two things. They are the capital. So very, very odd.
Same. Now I'm in a mood though because I can't get Magic Spoon and I want that goddamn peanut butter cereal right now. I'll pay $25 shipping to get it in my mouth Magic Spoon, I don't care.
I can watch UA-cam at work, and have been watching many factboi videos from his other channels. I have watched every business blaze video and the highlight of my day at work is when a new one comes out. Brain blaze is by far his most entertaining channel.
As someone with epilepsy, hearing these treatments from the past is horrific. It's bad enough my mother thought I was "demon possessed" and since the age of 9 threatened repeatedly to bring in an exorcist if I didn't stop "acting up," but I'll take a little childhood mental trauma over being a cannibal.
Hey Sam. I think we all want hats placed virtually on Simon's head from time to time 420 reference?.... rasta hat Pirate reference? Pirate hat Fun day? Party hat I think we can all get behind this idea.
I have a suggestion for a future BB episode that SIMON WILL LOVE! "CEOs and heads of state who chose to rely on astrology/voodoo/fortune cookies/etc." (For example, the President of Haiti in 1963 claimed he had caused the assassination of JFK using the power of voodoo! (Allegedly.))
I loved Steven King books as a kid but Kujo scared the fuck out of me. I never worried about cars coming to life or dead people coming back. But a rabid dog, rabid dogs happen all the time.
If it makes you feel better. The dogs pack instinct prevents most attacks until the owners would obviously know from symptoms that happen long before the mindless aggression phase. It's mostly just sad.
@@bayoubilly5176 actually that does I live in the boondocks (we just lost a dog to a hog attack) and we get both dog and coyote packs. I was a suburb child, and even after 17 years I can learn something new. By the way if you dig nature, I love listing to them sing, in the spring and fall I leave my windows open and I just love it.
Maybe he's being environmentally conscious? Between this and the scripts for his 36 other channels, he must go through a rainforest worth of paper every week.
@@cleverusername9369 I think Brain Blaze and The Casual Criminalist are the only ones he cold reads with a paper script. The rest he uses a teleprompter. He did a video with Daven about how videos are made on Today I Found Out.
Legend has it, the Covid tests that Simon buys for Danny, Sam and ETA come from China and tests the subjects in the bunghole. The test kits come with yuge CANNON-Swabs, Lube and a generic Safe-Word. {0.o} "ARMAGEDDON!!...........ARMAGEDDON!!" is heard echoing all the way to the Louvre in Paris. 😆😂🤣
Those shirts make me think more of the current, aged, version of preacher-snake oil salesman-convicted felon Jim Bakker. Btw, it's "René", by spelling it "Renee" you just changed his gender.
I still can't explain why I actually watch Simon eat his breakfast.... Maybe it's that glint in eye, maybe it's the saving his last box of a flavour which is now somewhat tatty because he's used it so much...
AUSTRALIANS WILL NEVER UTTER THE PHRASE “Throw another shrimp on the barbie!” While we do call barbecues Barbies, in Australia they are prawns not shrimp!
On the topic of stammering, the best therapy for it I've had so far was "fluency shaping", there's a nice clinic here in Germany in Kassel, which offers the "Kasseler Stottertherapie". At least that one helped me improve for a few years, every other speech therapist I've seen before or after couldn't do much.
You should show your personality like this on more of your channels! I found you through Casual Criminalist and liked the semi-casual vibe you have there, so when I found Brain Blaze, I was addicted. Now I can't watch any of your serious channels for very long cause you start sounding kinda like Hank Green and then the flashbacks to watching Crash Course in high school begin 😔🙏
I focused on mortuary cannibalism during undergrad, definitely mentioned some of this stuff in a couple papers. Highly recommend mortuary cannibalism practiced around the world as a future topic.
Simon love the show never smoked before work it shows just a little plus where do you think your appetite and you're stepping side to side comes from those smoked a joint until after work it's a reward for yourself
Gather around all! Our lord and savior Fact Boi has a message for us in the intro. His message: Fuck ASMR!! ALL HAIL SIMON! Also: Keep Danny in the basement. His intros are getting too short!
That's a religion I can behind. We warship by watching the videos and commenting for the algorithm. Easy. Simon hasn't created the universe, that doesn't need a creator, but he's created SimonTube
The statement about heroin cough medicine midway through. My doctor used to prescribe codeine cough medicine for me when I was a kid. Even at a young age, like 10, I was thinking that shit felt great. Wonder if that's what led to my willingness to try any depressent later in my life? Ditched all the drugs eventually, but I'm pretty sure I was primed to enjoy them by my early scripts
*antidepressants That kind of seems logical (but I know nothing of medicine 😅). Antidepressants can genuinely help some people, though. Congrats on not needing the pills anymore.
I'm normally with you, but as someone who hates the sound of eating, I just died. Definitely never complained on Twitter though, so it's not aimed at me. 😅
In México, my grandma would tell me "Sana. Sana. Colita de rana. Si no sana hoy, sana mañana." Loosly translated to "Heal. Heal. Little butt of a frog. If it doesn't heal today, it heals tomorrow."
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Good. Fresh food fot the Blazement slaves. About time since the Blazement is getting fuller
Legend has it, the Covid tests that Simon buys for Danny, Sam and ETA come from China and tests the subjects in the bunghole. The test kits come with yuge CANNON-Swabs, Lube and a generic Safe-Word. {0.o}
"ARMAGEDDON!!...........ARMAGEDDON!!" is heard echoing all the way to the Louvre in Paris.
😆😂🤣
I'll never buy Magic spoon because of your dang chewing in all of the advertisements for Magic spoon.
It’s not really breakfast serial unless the boxes are numbered 1, 2, 3, 4 and so on come on fact boy , we rely on you for actual facts!
@@brentbutter I want some other food sponsorship I want MAGIC FORK!!
I love how Sam uses clips from other Business Blazes as memes like Simon singing "Hello darkness, my old friend"
Business Blaze now my friend
Now Simon is the vintage meme
I feel like this channel works so well because Danny is late gen X/early millennial, Simon is a millennial, and Sam is late millennial/early gen Z. So we get all the pop culture/meme references.
I think swap Sam and Danny. It is a good combo tho.
@@mrfooledyaa5430 why swap Danny and Sam? Danny is definitely older than simon
I'm a boomer and love this shit, explain that.
I’m actually a 32yo millennial im just kinda stupid
@@samuel_avila lol you're a genius, don't discredit yourself!
The only notification I care about.
Brain Bros forever!
@@MrNbinfinity blaze bros, I can never accept “brain” blaze as the name of this channel
Oooh I got to put the 69th like in and add not only one I care about... But definitely my fave...
@@davidgreen3423 it's brain blaze, for big brains by the smallest big brain.
Plus all simoms other channels
Mid Sentence: "fugg it im getting my coffee" & running off screen...
thats the professional quality we are here for! 🤣
I love how Sam uses the oldest photo of Simon for the "learning with fact boy" meme, it makes it so much more funny
Simon, you bring the realness with sponsorships and I'm so here for it. 😂
Factboi's magic spoon ads are honestly the ONLY ones I watch on all of UA-cam.
His ad reads are the best. Even his low key ones on his quadrillion other channels I also subscribe too...
Thanks :)
The very day that Magic Spoon stops costing more than double the price of the most expensive cereal in the grocery store (plus shipping), I will try it, and probably become a regular customer. Until that point I will just continue to think they need to get their shit together in terms of economy of scale and actually getting themselves on store shelves.
But I'm sure they're doing well from their 100% in-house everything combined with their USP, so I can't see that happening anytime soon. At least until another company starts competing with them.
Yup. Same reason i don't buy it. Simon smacking his lips as loudly and obnoxiously as possible while eating it kind of kills my interest in it too lol.
that. And they also don't ship to Europe, but they shower Simon in Prague with tons of cereals with no issue.
I'm just happy for Simon. Not jealous of his free cereal horde at all.
(I realised I used the wrong hoard but decided it's the right horde.)
Well at the rate the US is experiencing inflation, we won't have to wait long before all cereal costs an arm an leg..
They're actually pretty damn cheap?
When Simon says business blaze and Sam leaves it in🤣 love it
That is a time honored tradition, men will do anything to keep a hard on.
Sam, holy DAMN you’ve outshone your previous brilliance by ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE!!
Simon's probably just straight snorting that glorious magic spoony goodness by now
Seriously. George Washington Carver is his hero, not Pablo Escobar.
6:45 *Paging Dr. Mc Coy*
"DIALYSIS!? My god what is this, the dark ages?"
*later*
"Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!"
I’m not sure that it was any better than many previous BADA BUM BUM TSCH’s but “All rise for Judge Lovetruncheon!” Absolutely slew me. 😂
Sam with the ODST memes right off the bat, absolute legend.
Rookie, if you ever fall for a woman, make sure shes got balls.
Plenty of those in Thailand
@@HorusDeathtouch It is really odd how they've cornered the market on that. Kinda like how India famously homophobic but the absolute cross dressing Mecca (pun intended) of planet earth... So odd. Both countries very regressive officially but unofficially on those two things. They are the capital. So very, very odd.
@@bayoubilly5176 meanwhile in Chechnya 🥴
I just watched newest episode of casual crinalist about an axe murderer. So I diffently need some brain blaze to brighten things up.
Same here. Lol.
Indeed!
Same. Now I'm in a mood though because I can't get Magic Spoon and I want that goddamn peanut butter cereal right now. I'll pay $25 shipping to get it in my mouth Magic Spoon, I don't care.
me too! that's what I just watched!
Did someone accidentally make this 120% speed...... or.... did Simon finally find the stash?
Glad to know it wasn't just me.
👋😂 hi Amber
@@myssie-theanimedevourer5835 oh hai!!!!
Snorted a few lines and smoked a little crack beforehand
Simon has definitely been indulging in Hulk Hogan Energy Granules. Allegedly.
I can watch UA-cam at work, and have been watching many factboi videos from his other channels. I have watched every business blaze video and the highlight of my day at work is when a new one comes out. Brain blaze is by far his most entertaining channel.
Whistler in my ear daily as well. Can not imagine making it through the week with my sanity if not for Whistler World
As someone with epilepsy, hearing these treatments from the past is horrific. It's bad enough my mother thought I was "demon possessed" and since the age of 9 threatened repeatedly to bring in an exorcist if I didn't stop "acting up," but I'll take a little childhood mental trauma over being a cannibal.
A little childhood trauma... you are legend! Hope all is much better now
Hey Sam. I think we all want hats placed virtually on Simon's head from time to time
420 reference?.... rasta hat
Pirate reference? Pirate hat
Fun day? Party hat
I think we can all get behind this idea.
I'd cosign on this
The memes in this video are so great. I literally found myself burst out laughing at multiple points.
However much it is I don't think Magic Spoon pays Simon enough for all the passion he puts on eating that bowl of cereal.
Man, that Learning from Fact Boy thing is getting better and better lol And thank you for that Ren & Stimpy meme HAHAHA
Blaze boy we have been begging you for so long, if you release the Korea cut I will buy every keep Danny shirt
Nah, he never actually made it. Just hyping us for something that doesn't exist! **very subtle reverse psychology:-)**
As you can see in this vid, Simon loves wearing his "Renee Angelil Tribute" shirts. {0.o}
😆😂🤣
The only channel where I don't skip the ad reads, because they're just MORE OF THE FUN
I do love how Sam slips in those memes and bit of wind from time to time. This is easily my favorite of your channels
I laughed way too hard at "who-gives-a-f*ck-bang"
As a horticulturist, it's finally my time to shine. There's a house plant called Dieffenbachia, and if you consume it, you get LOCKJAW!
I know some people that could use that sort of treatment
AKA mother in laws tongue.
Joel B. And dumb cane 😉
I have a suggestion for a future BB episode that SIMON WILL LOVE!
"CEOs and heads of state who chose to rely on astrology/voodoo/fortune cookies/etc."
(For example, the President of Haiti in 1963 claimed he had caused the assassination of JFK using the power of voodoo! (Allegedly.))
Ronald Reagan's wife advised him based on advice from her astrologer - so definitely does happen
Thanks for helpfully demonstrating that cereal is to be eaten through the mouth, I would have had no idea otherwise 👍👍👍
Been watching for awhile now but the opening of this might be the best minute on UA-cam
8:10 - Chapter 1 - Together in electric dreams
13:35 - Chapter 2 - Mummy's medicine
20:40 - Chapter 3 - Tongue twister
23:45 - Chapter 4 - Whale meet again
28:10 - Chapter 5 - No smoke without fire
- Chapter 6 -
So much work thanks. But who dared skipping parts of a brain Blaze 😇. We're not here for facts we're here for rambling madness
Stephanie if people want to see most of it and can’t deal with one or two of the stories.
My goodness, thank you.
ABSOLUTELY onboard for an into the shadows video on Rabies!
The DIY impotence kit had me rolling over laughing!
I loved Steven King books as a kid but Kujo scared the fuck out of me. I never worried about cars coming to life or dead people coming back. But a rabid dog, rabid dogs happen all the time.
If it makes you feel better. The dogs pack instinct prevents most attacks until the owners would obviously know from symptoms that happen long before the mindless aggression phase. It's mostly just sad.
@@bayoubilly5176 actually that does I live in the boondocks (we just lost a dog to a hog attack) and we get both dog and coyote packs. I was a suburb child, and even after 17 years I can learn something new. By the way if you dig nature, I love listing to them sing, in the spring and fall I leave my windows open and I just love it.
Particularly excellent selection of memes today, well done Sam. 👌
I absolutely love that he reads the terms of the ads as he does them, it also gives a lot of insight in to other content creators ads
Thank you, Sam, for immortalizing Simon's rendition of The Sound of Silence :D
The thumbnail alone is hilarious
The toaster to the bath made me both snort out and spit out my tea. I then choked as I white girl cried. Only this channel can make that happen.
Did you run out of paper and ink? I miss you slamming the script :(
Maybe he's being environmentally conscious? Between this and the scripts for his 36 other channels, he must go through a rainforest worth of paper every week.
@@cleverusername9369 I think Brain Blaze and The Casual Criminalist are the only ones he cold reads with a paper script. The rest he uses a teleprompter.
He did a video with Daven about how videos are made on Today I Found Out.
So they tried to cure
Erectile Dysfunction with
Electrical Dysfunction?
BADUM BUM TSSS!!!
Shocking, isn't it.
Last time I was this early, ETA was preaching the dangers of 5G
Legend has it, the Covid tests that Simon buys for Danny, Sam and ETA come from China and tests the subjects in the bunghole. The test kits come with yuge CANNON-Swabs, Lube and a generic Safe-Word. {0.o}
"ARMAGEDDON!!...........ARMAGEDDON!!" is heard echoing all the way to the Louvre in Paris.
😆😂🤣
As you can see in this and many other vids, Simon loves wearing his "Rene Angelil Tribute" shirts. {0.o}
We're gonna need a meme for that, Sam!!
😆😂🤣
Those shirts make me think more of the current, aged, version of preacher-snake oil salesman-convicted felon Jim Bakker.
Btw, it's "René", by spelling it "Renee" you just changed his gender.
@@CaptHollister Ooops I did do that, thanks.
welcome back simon & magic spoon. you give me hope that humanity will carry on. do a video on mars
I still can't explain why I actually watch Simon eat his breakfast.... Maybe it's that glint in eye, maybe it's the saving his last box of a flavour which is now somewhat tatty because he's used it so much...
Considering I’m heading to the National Museum of Health and Medicine tomorrow, I’m kind of hoping to see some of these! Good vid, Simon!
A new Business, I mean, Brain Blaze? My body is ready!
yall did NOT LMAO these little vid snippets are VICIOUS SAM
“I’ve been holding this box for a while because magic spoon hasn’t sent me any in awhile”
Magic spoon- “buy some already!”
You know, if you take simon's beard, turn it upside down, and place it on top of his head, he'd look just like elvis.
damn someone needs to channel his inner photoshopper!
@@mho... I was hoping to give someone else the idea. I'm more of a "if I can't do it in MS paint in 5 seconds, then I'm not doing it" kind of guy
AUSTRALIANS WILL NEVER UTTER THE PHRASE “Throw another shrimp on the barbie!” While we do call barbecues Barbies, in Australia they are prawns not shrimp!
Yep, and come to think of it, I've attended a number of barbies, and not once have I ever cooked or seen a prawn cooked on the barby.
26:00 your Aussie accent isn't too bad. You got our feeling on the subject of Foster's right too
Simon you are an awesome human being!
I LOVE medical science. I LOVE BRAIN BLAZE! This is an amazing video!!
Simon is on roll today.
12:55 to 13:28 I literally am using in a research paper. Thanks Simon and crew for giving me useful info!
All your channels, all the facts, all the time! Keep rocking on blazeboi
On the topic of stammering, the best therapy for it I've had so far was "fluency shaping", there's a nice clinic here in Germany in Kassel, which offers the "Kasseler Stottertherapie". At least that one helped me improve for a few years, every other speech therapist I've seen before or after couldn't do much.
SAM, is bringing some A1 memes 👌
You should show your personality like this on more of your channels! I found you through Casual Criminalist and liked the semi-casual vibe you have there, so when I found Brain Blaze, I was addicted. Now I can't watch any of your serious channels for very long cause you start sounding kinda like Hank Green and then the flashbacks to watching Crash Course in high school begin 😔🙏
Nice when the blaze comes on the weekend...
I swear I would watch a compilation of the madness that is the BB Magic Spoon ads.
Oh boy, Simon’s ad read this time was really good. Really liking the spite 😄
Best blaze of the year. I’m a certified big brain now.
These thumbnails get better every time
I focused on mortuary cannibalism during undergrad, definitely mentioned some of this stuff in a couple papers. Highly recommend mortuary cannibalism practiced around the world as a future topic.
It would be interesting to see weird medical treatments that actually worked!
This is my favorite channel..I love me some blaze..
This is your best channel. Change my mind.
Brain Blaze saving my life 1 notification at a time
I know I'm late to the party but that was SO petty with the cereal lmao I almost died
Oi, Fact Boi! Bring back the livestream. We need our #OGLC back!!
I swear the introductions are getting longer than then content, I approve
Love when fact boi calls the channel business blaze still 😂
Just saw the Into The Shadows on Rabies that came out today! Chapeau on getting it done Factboi!
Simon love the show never smoked before work it shows just a little plus where do you think your appetite and you're stepping side to side comes from those smoked a joint until after work it's a reward for yourself
Oh Simon!! You're the best
Gather around all!
Our lord and savior Fact Boi has a message for us in the intro.
His message: Fuck ASMR!!
ALL HAIL SIMON!
Also: Keep Danny in the basement. His intros are getting too short!
That's a religion I can behind. We warship by watching the videos and commenting for the algorithm. Easy. Simon hasn't created the universe, that doesn't need a creator, but he's created SimonTube
Just got an eviction notice, so suffice to say this is a bad day and I just wanna blaze.
So sorry! Hope you find a new place
The statement about heroin cough medicine midway through. My doctor used to prescribe codeine cough medicine for me when I was a kid. Even at a young age, like 10, I was thinking that shit felt great. Wonder if that's what led to my willingness to try any depressent later in my life? Ditched all the drugs eventually, but I'm pretty sure I was primed to enjoy them by my early scripts
*antidepressants
That kind of seems logical (but I know nothing of medicine 😅). Antidepressants can genuinely help some people, though.
Congrats on not needing the pills anymore.
@@thepresence365He meant depressants. Opioids, alcohol, marijuana are all depressants.
I do hate some of the things he does, yet when he does it solely to piss off people it some how makes me love those things.
I'm normally with you, but as someone who hates the sound of eating, I just died. Definitely never complained on Twitter though, so it's not aimed at me. 😅
@@EluManweSulimo Haha, yah I got friends that absolutely hate it. So I get yah.
"... a bum deal..." Another missed pun by the blaze boi
Like a good brainwashed legend, I would sub and (maybe) watch your mukkbang. But reluctantly.
Sooo fact boii, that W light of yours
Dim and a little blended into the background, sure, but never forgotten…never :,)
When it's 4:20 and you find out there's a new Brain Blaze waiting for you! 😁😁😁
Good video 👍
The King's speach is fantastic.
Thumbs up OG Business Blaze Legends
"...you can do that at that at home with a toaster." God damn that one got me
Who gives a f*ck bang?! 🤭🤭🤭 love it!
The stuttering meme KILLED me lmao
The stammering don’t do it meme killed me
20:35 Yes, they absolutely are amazing!
1 minute in and I'm already howling 😂😂😂
So are we not gonna talk about the fact you didn't script slap that tablet. 🤣
Calum hits Vera Lynn reference paydirt with Whale Meat Again! Keep smiling through, Simon.
Wow, did not expect the Yharnam meme on this channel XD
Good LORD.... 3 and a half minute ad IN THE SHOW..... magic spoon must be paying simon a fortune
Weirdest medical treatment from childhood...a kiss on the forehead from mom followed by her saying, "You're fine." 😆
In México, my grandma would tell me "Sana. Sana. Colita de rana. Si no sana hoy, sana mañana." Loosly translated to "Heal. Heal. Little butt of a frog. If it doesn't heal today, it heals tomorrow."
@@mikeygallos5000 OMG! That's precious! 🐸🥰
@@mikeygallos5000 I love that 😂