The hilarity of them bringing up if the team and leadership have created successes is insane. Like they have no confidence in the studio once Makami leaves but 343 can just pump out shit and bastardise decades of Halo lore and they're fine.
These are business people making these decisions. They tend not to be the smartest people in the room, although they think they are. And lets face it, programmers are generally not very good salespeople, and that's what you have to do, sell yourself and your team. If you cannot do that, and there are business people in charge who cannot make a sensible decision regarding creatives, then you get good teams getting shutdown, while dinosaurs who can't do anything right continue to lumber on creating garbage.
Manscaped should be proud. This is probably the first time a promo has received positive comments from viewers. Since I was required to learn British euphemisims to play with my EVE Online corp I must say, 'Spot on you cheeky git!'.
Mr. Mighty Jingles. A small token of my appreciation. I have been watching on-and-off for a decade now. I hope you read this message 🙏. You have no idea the help your videos have gotten me through tough times. I went through high-school and college with your videos as a consistent source of entertainment when I felt down. Now I am a professional in my career. I owe you more than what I am donating. Please take care of yourself, you have given me so much, you have no idea. Times are tough sometimes for all of us. Each other is all we have. Thanks for your videos, they mean more than you know.
As a former US paratrooper, I respond to "perfectly good airplane" with three more words: "Air Force Reserve." The only planes on which I've ever actually wanted to hear the bailout alarm.
The Helo-dunker training was cake Jingles! They didn't turn out the lights on us though... ...they just had us wear blacked out goggles and it rolled upside down every time. You just never knew which way it was going to roll or at what point it would start rolling. Follow the bubbles up!
-exactly one of the reasons why you have warned us lot, against "early access", "pre-purchasing" and what ever else between earth and heaven, (-or how ever you put it, right Jingles?)
As a trained pilot, I never saw the advantage of jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft. We did abseiling with the scouts (nearly 60 years ago) and it was fun. Then had to do it again 20 years later as disaster training for my work, all good fun. Instructors didn't like to be told they were doing it wrong. Even showed them how to ascend a rope easily, and the didn't like that either. Glad things are going well after your surgery ol' mate, well done. Thanks for posting.
I remember watching jingles videos when it was less then 10k subs and then deciding to go back and watch every single jingles video to catch up, and he’s got a MANSCAPED ad. Hahahah
Happy(?) Monday Jingles, Rita, Hjusie and Akizuki. This video starts with an appearance by Akizuki and Jingles selling something. After Akizuki's visit he talked about some other things (interminably) for a few more minutes. Then the video ends. Treats and scritches for the Floofy Ladies please. 🐈🐈⬛👑✌️🖖
The problem with Tango was, that their last two games were both successful, but didn't really sell all that well. They were successful on Game pass. Xbox didn't recoup the money that the development cost, but at the same time won't say that game pass, sometimes, as a business model just doesn't work. Hence the non answers from everyone at xbox.
So, the publisher decides to basically give the game awy almost for free and then blames the developer for it not turning a profit? Yeah, that sounds very much like modern company behaviour.
Dunker training was rough for me but once I got the hang of it, it turned out to be fun. It always sucked to have a nooblet there fucking it up for everybody though. The way you described the training you got is word for word the way we did our dunker training. I was a UH-60 crewchief/mechanic in the U.S. Army
I knew the NHS statistics thing from elsewhere. Myself, on account of only having one kidney after surgery, am advised never to do any extreme sports, in case I injure it. It's a bit of a bind but hey ho. This was followed up by being informed that after lung surgery and pneumothorax, I was also barred from scuba diving.
Thanks Jingles, I'm watching you shave your jewels as I'm trying to heat breakfast B4 work... Just what I needed to help my appetite... Just what I needed before my shift in the salt mines. Thank you my gnomish overlord...
Well, we could say that's a complete package *wink wink* And the paratrooper thing, that's why we start jumping from a static line and then, just then, we start with HAHO, LALO, HALO, Rappelling, etc etc. At least that's the related training we have as airborne infantry in my country. Also: Really? You're paying and training me to do something I wanted to do since I was 14?! I signed that dotted line in a microsecond.
Update: Hello jingles I'm all done with shore based training and join my first ship, one of our bay class ships this week. Sailing somewhere cold then somewhere hot but all I know for certain is I'm away for 4 months. Thanks for the inspiration and hope I get internet somewhere to keep up with the videos. Thanks again.
Jingles the irony about skydiving (my profile picture aside) when I originally got into the sport I asked 4 of my friends if they wanted to go, hoping they'd say no so I could put a pin in that and say I tried. They all said yes! I stuck to it. Loved it. Paid 100$ cash to go right back up. Flash forward 3 months and then I became a licensed skydiver....now I have a terrible fear of flying but not of skydiving 🤣
We do something similar with Humvees across the pond here. As for Ubisoft, Blackrock has money pouring in so they can keep afloat even with disaster after disaster of releases
Speaking of dunker training, you should've got them to upgrade you to STASS. The initial training is a bit more stinking (it's a full dive medica and the witches chair is a barrel of laughs) but the actual serials in the pool are easier because you've got a small air bottle in your pocket. The biggest difference as well is the seating arrangements. Instead of being in economy at the back and waiting your turn with the rest of the "crew", you're sat in one of the pilots seats or something. They drop you in, roll the rig over and then sit and wait for the divers to allow you to pull your bottle out. Then once the rights empty, the diver points to an "alternative exit" (i,e., not the one next to you) and you have to exit from there by yourself.
It's am interesting choice of words the developers used though (assuming Jingles hasn't paraphrased), they're "striving for the income the game deserves". They didn't say they're striving for the income the developers were owed under their contract. It has hints of the developers having signed up for a publishing deal that they thought would pay them better than what it actually does, and so they're in the situation of having to try to re-negotiate so they can keep developing, while the publisher has said "no, we'll be fine".
When do we get story times with or mingles with jingles that includes the pets of jingles. The Sla....correction, Strongly voluntarised workers of the saltmines would see a major boost in morale and thus productivity from souch a magnificent display of their gnome overlords most magnificent minions.
Just a Note when you get to the toy store in Little Kitty make sure you redecorate the table top city. do the Godzilla worth it. I have been playing so much of this game very well done. BTW getting home is not the end So much to do. I was thinking you could make a game like this for Dog lovers but it would only Lick itself and chase it's tail.
I saw "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" on HBO talking about Sunak the Wet and your new elections on 7/4/2024. It sounds like you guys are going to have fun deciding. I find it ironic you are voting on July 4'th. I can hear "the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday" ringing in my mind. It seems to me that 2024 is the "Perfect Storm" season for democracy in elections around the world. Who knows how it will turn out?
The radio operator is first out? Is this a navy thing, or is it what they told Jingles and he was dumb enough to believe them? Does explain his aliens: Dark Descent deployments though.
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So , what I am taking from the advert for manscaped is , you're demonstrating that you have a monster in your pants?
i'm certain: that boxer-bulge was all grey thatch! 😁 clearly shot before the advertised product was been tested.. 😜
sorry jingles but this advertisement.
No.
just: dont
stop it
please
Your Manscape ads is just well above board, Manscape should sponsor you more. I'd get if only I had body hair :P
That was the best advertising promotion ever.
That may be the best manscaped commercial to date!
Easily the best 🙂
True with a surprise guest: Akazuki!
This tops my previous favorite from unsubscribe podcast...
Jingles carrying a bigger package than Amazon.
Yes, unsubscribe can be a bit uncomfortable at the same time.
that commercial had me laughing out loud! Well done sir!
I was in stitches too!! What an ad. Well done Jingles, advertise more of this humorous stuff
Nice manscaped intro! Love to see an ad with actual effort put in 😁
The Mighty Jingles: Being a radio operator on a warship is to much work.
Also Jingles: "Boarding Party" repelling from helos! "Sign me up!"
The hilarity of them bringing up if the team and leadership have created successes is insane.
Like they have no confidence in the studio once Makami leaves but 343 can just pump out shit and bastardise decades of Halo lore and they're fine.
These are business people making these decisions. They tend not to be the smartest people in the room, although they think they are. And lets face it, programmers are generally not very good salespeople, and that's what you have to do, sell yourself and your team. If you cannot do that, and there are business people in charge who cannot make a sensible decision regarding creatives, then you get good teams getting shutdown, while dinosaurs who can't do anything right continue to lumber on creating garbage.
That advertisement. LOL!
Two and half minutes into "netflix and jingles" and I'm off to bleach my eyeballs
Manscaped should be proud. This is probably the first time a promo has received positive comments from viewers. Since I was required to learn British euphemisims to play with my EVE Online corp I must say, 'Spot on you cheeky git!'.
They need to make Jingles the official spokesman for manscaped. Puts more effort into that ad than anyone else on UA-cam.
Mr. Mighty Jingles.
A small token of my appreciation. I have been watching on-and-off for a decade now. I hope you read this message 🙏. You have no idea the help your videos have gotten me through tough times. I went through high-school and college with your videos as a consistent source of entertainment when I felt down. Now I am a professional in my career. I owe you more than what I am donating. Please take care of yourself, you have given me so much, you have no idea.
Times are tough sometimes for all of us. Each other is all we have. Thanks for your videos, they mean more than you know.
Jingles Manscaped ads and Jaystwocents ifixit ads are the best home-brewed ads out there. They both need to be put out as general ad campaigns.
As a former US paratrooper, I respond to "perfectly good airplane" with three more words: "Air Force Reserve." The only planes on which I've ever actually wanted to hear the bailout alarm.
Says the joker only slightly smarter than the average Marine.
@@LokiOdinson-fz8ps All crayons are safe in my presence.
Jingles, I was eating breakfast!!!😂
That helicopter “dunking” training is almost the same as the training you do to work on off-shore oil platforms.
The Helo-dunker training was cake Jingles!
They didn't turn out the lights on us though...
...they just had us wear blacked out goggles and it rolled upside down every time.
You just never knew which way it was going to roll or at what point it would start rolling.
Follow the bubbles up!
Wasn't the Hetzer vid in last week's MWJ?
yeah, another Jingles moment
I was just thinking that
Yep, I recognized it too.
Yes. :D
Still, it's fun to watch the Hetzer doing Hetzer things.
Brother you gotta love that cat....love the manscape...this is my 3rd. Two were gifts...
No cat toys were harmed in the making of the Manscaped ad. Unless you ask Akizuki, then it was absolutely harmed.😂
-exactly one of the reasons why you have warned us lot, against "early access", "pre-purchasing" and what ever else between earth and heaven, (-or how ever you put it, right Jingles?)
Jingles trying to emulate the intrepid scientist on 'Wicked Inventions' with his commercial of hair cutters.
😂😂😂
Best commercial ever 😂
As a trained pilot, I never saw the advantage of jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.
We did abseiling with the scouts (nearly 60 years ago) and it was fun. Then had to do it again 20 years later as disaster training for my work, all good fun. Instructors didn't like to be told they were doing it wrong. Even showed them how to ascend a rope easily, and the didn't like that either.
Glad things are going well after your surgery ol' mate, well done.
Thanks for posting.
This was easily the best manscaped integration i've seen to date.
Happy St-Jean-Baptiste !!!! So Our Mighty Gnome Overrlord can take the piss at other frenchies !!
BTW GREAT PROMO !!!!!
Ah yes. It was a CH46 in the pool for us. USMC, but long ago, when the Phrogs were still flying. That was the most intense(emotionally) training.
😂 howling at the advert! Bloody brilliant Good Sir! You did well to do the whole thing without laughing!
the nurgling was priceless
I remember watching jingles videos when it was less then 10k subs and then deciding to go back and watch every single jingles video to catch up, and he’s got a MANSCAPED ad. Hahahah
I wonder if Jingles used the Only Fools and Horses technique - and had an Austrian Smoked Cheese mascarading as the package ?!?
Warning next time jingles! I spat my tea out I laughed so much at the ad!! 😂
My god!
Jingles has not jumped the shark,
Jingles has Sprayed His Junk!
OMG, Jingles. That was the BEST commercial EVER. Definitely a candidate for the next Super Bowl :-D
Top tier advertising from the mighty! I’ll remember that one for quite a while. Good job!
I think that is the best attempt at a manscaped ad I have ever seen.
Jingles makes the best commercials.
The statistic you heard came from a very old episode of QI, that was re-uploaded to UA-cam recently. But it was entertaining.
There was never the add I laughed more! You are genius Jingles.😂
JINGLES ONCE AGAIN PROVIDING A FRIENDLY VOICE TO START OUR WEEK ❤
Jingles? You did it again. You featured the Hetzer replay last week. God, I love you :D
Happy(?) Monday Jingles, Rita, Hjusie and Akizuki.
This video starts with an appearance by Akizuki and Jingles selling something. After Akizuki's visit he talked about some other things (interminably) for a few more minutes.
Then the video ends.
Treats and scritches for the Floofy Ladies please.
🐈🐈⬛👑✌️🖖
The problem with Tango was, that their last two games were both successful, but didn't really sell all that well. They were successful on Game pass. Xbox didn't recoup the money that the development cost, but at the same time won't say that game pass, sometimes, as a business model just doesn't work. Hence the non answers from everyone at xbox.
So, the publisher decides to basically give the game awy almost for free and then blames the developer for it not turning a profit?
Yeah, that sounds very much like modern company behaviour.
Not listened for quite some time, now realised what I’ve missed. Thanks TMJ👍
The dunker is still at Yeovil and has recently been rebuilt. Its deeper, makes waves and is more realistic now.
I laughed out loud during your manscaped commercial. 😂 Nice work mr jingles.
Dunker training was rough for me but once I got the hang of it, it turned out to be fun. It always sucked to have a nooblet there fucking it up for everybody though. The way you described the training you got is word for word the way we did our dunker training. I was a UH-60 crewchief/mechanic in the U.S. Army
I definitely know which QI video Jingles watched last week for the sky diving segment. It's quite the shocker how much charity jumps cost the NHS. 😊❤😊
Heli crash Sims were kind of fun to me, but we had to do it 4 times for 4 different kinds of doors, so you had an idea of how each door would work
Most enjoyable sponsored commercial for manscape, i hope satchsquach soap sponsors you next.
That commercial cannot be unseen.
great commercial Jingles. I cant wait for your 'Bluechew' commercial next.
Looking good there Mighty OverLord Jingles, keep up the healthy lifestyle!
I knew the NHS statistics thing from elsewhere. Myself, on account of only having one kidney after surgery, am advised never to do any extreme sports, in case I injure it. It's a bit of a bind but hey ho. This was followed up by being informed that after lung surgery and pneumothorax, I was also barred from scuba diving.
Yep. He’s definitely a retired sailor 🫡 😂🤣😅👍🏻
Honestly, Jingles, I think you have the best Manscaped ad I have ever seen out there, well done :D
Was that newspaper part of the sponsorship package? 😆
Mad props if you created it.
Thanks Jingles, I'm watching you shave your jewels as I'm trying to heat breakfast B4 work... Just what I needed to help my appetite...
Just what I needed before my shift in the salt mines. Thank you my gnomish overlord...
Good commercial jingles
I’m 66 I’ll be doing my first parachute jump before the summer is out. Not afraid of the jump. But when my wife finds out 😳
Well, we could say that's a complete package *wink wink* And the paratrooper thing, that's why we start jumping from a static line and then, just then, we start with HAHO, LALO, HALO, Rappelling, etc etc. At least that's the related training we have as airborne infantry in my country. Also: Really? You're paying and training me to do something I wanted to do since I was 14?! I signed that dotted line in a microsecond.
Best ad ever. I hope they paid you double for that one.
THE BEST Manscaped ad I've seen so far.
Update: Hello jingles I'm all done with shore based training and join my first ship, one of our bay class ships this week. Sailing somewhere cold then somewhere hot but all I know for certain is I'm away for 4 months. Thanks for the inspiration and hope I get internet somewhere to keep up with the videos. Thanks again.
Jingles the irony about skydiving (my profile picture aside) when I originally got into the sport I asked 4 of my friends if they wanted to go, hoping they'd say no so I could put a pin in that and say I tried. They all said yes! I stuck to it. Loved it. Paid 100$ cash to go right back up. Flash forward 3 months and then I became a licensed skydiver....now I have a terrible fear of flying but not of skydiving 🤣
Happy Monday everyone
Happy monday to you too
Usually i just skip past these kind of adverts, but this one.. i just couldnt... i was mesmerized... gotta buy Manscaped :)
Great commercial clip at the beginning! 👍😂
Developer: Okay man, here's the game, now you give us the money!
Publisher: That wasn't part of the deal!
sounds like a chance to set up a charity go fund me to get jingles to skydive
With you there on the Rapid Roping....loved going up in the Lynx and sliding down that rope...but Iactually hate heights !
Bloody hell Jingles, you nearly had my eye out!
" We save balls " 😅
My family ran a skydiving school.. been jumping since I was 16.. nothing like some breeze between the knees
Ayo...jingles is packing that armor piercing..!!! lolx
Thank you Jingles, Have a great week!. Funny Ad.
That Ad is frighin hilarious 😂😂
We do something similar with Humvees across the pond here. As for Ubisoft, Blackrock has money pouring in so they can keep afloat even with disaster after disaster of releases
Speaking of dunker training, you should've got them to upgrade you to STASS. The initial training is a bit more stinking (it's a full dive medica and the witches chair is a barrel of laughs) but the actual serials in the pool are easier because you've got a small air bottle in your pocket.
The biggest difference as well is the seating arrangements. Instead of being in economy at the back and waiting your turn with the rest of the "crew", you're sat in one of the pilots seats or something. They drop you in, roll the rig over and then sit and wait for the divers to allow you to pull your bottle out. Then once the rights empty, the diver points to an "alternative exit" (i,e., not the one next to you) and you have to exit from there by yourself.
Thanks Jingles
It's am interesting choice of words the developers used though (assuming Jingles hasn't paraphrased), they're "striving for the income the game deserves". They didn't say they're striving for the income the developers were owed under their contract. It has hints of the developers having signed up for a publishing deal that they thought would pay them better than what it actually does, and so they're in the situation of having to try to re-negotiate so they can keep developing, while the publisher has said "no, we'll be fine".
In the air force here. I had the option of going fixed wing or Helicopter...let's just say I went with fix wing for a reason.
Best commercial ever :))))))
When do we get story times with or mingles with jingles that includes the pets of jingles.
The Sla....correction, Strongly voluntarised workers of the saltmines would see a major boost in morale and thus productivity from souch a magnificent display of their gnome overlords most magnificent minions.
My old friend the Hetzer - "until we meet again" ♫♪
Jingles don’t act like we didn’t already see the first replay from last weeks mingles with jingles, you so silly.
Just a Note when you get to the toy store in Little Kitty make sure you redecorate the table top city. do the Godzilla worth it. I have been playing so much of this game very well done. BTW getting home is not the end So much to do. I was thinking you could make a game like this for Dog lovers but it would only Lick itself and chase it's tail.
Best manscaped ad I've seen. lmao
I saw "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" on HBO talking about Sunak the Wet and your new elections on 7/4/2024. It sounds like you guys are going to have fun deciding. I find it ironic you are voting on July 4'th. I can hear "the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday" ringing in my mind. It seems to me that 2024 is the "Perfect Storm" season for democracy in elections around the world. Who knows how it will turn out?
and Ball-ucks 😮😉😁 Looking good, Paul!! Nice to see you back to your "normal" self 07
Destin from Smarter Every Day did a great episode on marines doing dunker training.
I was in Portsmouth historic harbour on wednesday, sorry for not saying hi :P
Jingles will now be known as Mighty Male Hand Model. Well done, sir. Vanna White would be proud.
A commercial worth watching 😅😅
The radio operator is first out? Is this a navy thing, or is it what they told Jingles and he was dumb enough to believe them?
Does explain his aliens: Dark Descent deployments though.
love the manscape add head me laughing. 🤣 anthem was a ok game good ideas and fun for the story just no end game content or bug fixes
Darnit Jigles you really need work in commercials!! You would sell lot of products:) Best commercial ever:)
Did the Dunker at that location Jingles - a couple of years after you would have done I suspect but not many..
jumping out of a perfectly good airplane or living on a ship that sinks on purpose, choose wisely
So Jingles, when you're in for Dunker Training and you have to await your turn, does that mean you're standing in the Dunkerqueue?
Best promotion ever xD
The commercial 😂😂😅😅