[SFM] Genius of a Film (feat. LazyPurple)

In loving memory to my good friend, Aaron, for kickstarting this video with the hilarious DM this was created from.
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If you liked this, go ahead and share it around. That helps a ton. The support I get from you guys helps me continue to do this stuff.
If you somehow don't know LazyPurple, go check him out / xlazypurplex This man helped me out a lot with this video when I was learning how to use Sony Vegas.
One day I got this message i.imgur.com/GOa... and I showed it to Lazy and we thought it was hilarious. I think I said something that I would actually make it if he voiced it for me.
A little bit later I realized that my good friend is actually the one who sent the message. (Check out his UA-cam, / soggylizard he is a very funny guy)
No, my friend is not foreign or dumb and did not use Google translate or whatever, I'm tired of seeing these idiotic comments.
Follow me on Twitter too pls bby ;) / hypo_thermick
Thanks to:
LazyPurple for voicing and helping me figure out Vegas
My friend SoggyLizard for writing this magnum opus
Nomad for his IBM computer model on the Workshop
steamcommunity....
Whoever made the New Worlds map and put it on SFMBox sfmbox.com/new-...
The song in the beginning is
Humming the Baseline - Hideki Naganuma from the Jet Set Radio soundtrack
steamcommunity....

[@LazyPurple]

I am so proud to have been part of this

[@lozan4759]

I am so proud of being the only like here

[@tyler6606]

I would love to kiss you

[@billyrob612]

Glorious

[@OlaftheGreat]

We're proud of you too Sloth Lavender

[@Kylirr]

BIGGER, BETTER, *YEEHAW*.
Crashed my sides with no survivors

[@nullus8717]

This is a big comment

[@SharpieSkunk]

I honestly love how you can hear LazyPurple desperately trying not to laugh as he reads "Builder, Texas man".

[@n8isgr8est]

I don't know what's better.
The fact that he wrote this letter to you, or the fact you actually animated it.

[@geneticwizard132]

Why not both?

[@andrewturbyfill5986]

Bobjin Bubson *Mexican music*

[@IntentionsOfInterest]

Best taco ad 2014

[@gaabrrable]

Or your profile pic

[@fireballftw-]

"You know what to a do like in Texas: bigger better yee-haw!"
Engineer 2013

[@Aleks6010]

engineerer*

[@thatslewis]

I want "BIGGER BETTER YEE-HAAW!" as an Engineer Revenge/Domination line.

[@jcrich123]

In exactly his voice

[@wyzeaaliyah]

Gonna work on this in lazypurple's voice in gamebanana
or not
i'm busy :(

[@thatslewis]

It's okay, take your time.

[@wyzeaaliyah]

ThatLewis I only did it as the eureka effect.
you still want it? (idk why but the volume is low, valve's fault)

[@liamhuxhold2583]

That would be awesome, Louis.

[@Ju-on]

Someone give the man an Oscar

[@sparksisanerd8513]

It's called a Saxxy. It's an Australium-plated trophy of Saxton Hale. It is a weapon for all classes.
How to get:
Make an SFM at least 5 minutes long (can't be more)
Steam players will vote different SFMs.
Later, Valve will give you the Saxxy.
When you kill someone with the Saxxy, they will turn into Australium statues of their class.
For more information: visit the official TF2 wiki and search 'Saxxy'.
:D

[@Ju-on]

lol i have 5 of those noob. :)

[@sparksisanerd8513]

5 saxxys?

[@rysntkang]

Wow. 5 saxxys. Isn't he adorable.

[@sparksisanerd8513]

Hell no.

[@lazorize]

TEAMS DEFENSE FORT 2 (2.)

[@asterwilliams]

DEFENCING OF THE ANCIENTS TWO (2)

[@Jocksto]

VIDEO GAMES!

[@Bagelvuture]

Where'd you get that profile pic?

[@lazorize]

I made it,you silly goose.

[@Bagelvuture]

I wasn't asking you I was asking Ikki and by the way nice profile pic :D

[@vixyneer]

I am a native Texan and I can confirm that all Texans go "BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW"

[@wink9114]

Ruru Kukkine Also a Texan, can confirm
BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW

[@LSEpic]

I have the sudden urge to get 1 Scrap Metal and rename it a "Scraping metallic" because of this. Amazing grammar is amazing.

[@Muffinmurdurer]

Name tags are on me.

[@Zange217]

You can tell LazyPurple really wanted to laugh. Don't blame him.

[@BornFlunky]

I hear LazyPurple nearly crack up at the Engineer bit. I would pay to hear outtakes of him trying to record these lines without his sides launching into orbit.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

Probably the single most quoteable tf2 video to this day.
I hope Aaron got to see the impact his DM had on the greater community because every single line in the video is permanently burned into my lexicon

[@m3t4lmancer]

Whenever I play as engineer on mvm, I always change my name to 'BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW!' because of this video.

[@m3t4lmancer]

Demonstrations Black cracked me up.

[@Cazi_Myth]

You have a big head!

[@sketchysketchu]

(Without rocket)

[@jajoothecoolman]

Greetings.

[@Spooky_Bard]

My biggest question: "demonstrations black?"

[@JaneSable]

+TemporeDominus (exploder w/o rocket)

[@absolutecuppa1337]

BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW!!!

[@megus_vae]

+TemporeDominus (exploder w/o rocket)

[@SirFowler1]

+Spoony Bard (exploder w/o rocket

[@plcinto4042]

(builder, texas man)

[@kinjaru123]

*''OH MY GOSH MY FRIENDS DIE!*
You know what it do like in texas, *BIGEER BETTER YEEHAW!''*
I can't breathe...

[@theguyforbrawlz1961]

kinjaru123 I need a mod that replaces stuff in the game with stuff from this
Team Fortress 2 = TEAMS DEFENSE FORT 2 (two)
Scout = Scout (fast)
Soldier = Splodier (exploder w/ rocket)
Pyro = Pyro (fire)
Demoman = Demonstrations Black (exploder w/o rocket)
Heavy = Heavy (usually slow)
Engineer = Engineer (builder, texas man)
Medic = Medic (heal make invincible of the heavy)
Sniper = ???
Spy = imbisible

[@JoshuaVo]

TheGuyforBrawl Z Sniper: Sniper (longshoot bigscope austrailia man)

[@zedd__1991]

TheGuyforBrawl Z Ill make 1

[@theguyforbrawlz1961]

Aaro Puustinen If you do, you'll be my best friend

[@zedd__1991]

TheGuyforBrawl Z Do you want it to be text placed only?

[@whimsyy1648]

I love how you can hear lazy's laugh when doing the scripts being cut out, since he's struggling to take it seriously.

[@thebaba29]

1 scraping metal for a masterpiece like this?

[@sparksisanerd8513]

83 dislikes are from scouts that are beaten up that turn into pyros that turn into fire.

[@sparksisanerd8513]

Plus 1.

[@vzm_underscore]

almost NOBODY CARES

[@dortoka]

Dorkara I care

[@proatsmallarms]

correction 83 dislikes are from scouts (fast) that are beatean up that turn into pyros (fire) and turn into fire (hot) XD

[@BlacksMinecraft1]

Correction, 86 dislikes are from Scouts, (fast) that are beaten up (fast still) that turn into pyros (fire) and turn into fire (hot) and when they all die, Engineer (builder, texas man) say "Oh no my friends all die, you know whaty a do in Texas, bigger better yeehaw!" and he then builds a bomb that blows up the whoole earth, as the screen fades to black with engineer (builder of big bomb) laughing in the backgrounds

[@boredninja12]

I love how lazy read the message EXACTLY how it was typed.
Grammar mistakes and all:L

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW
Also I cannot handle the road runner style subtitles, they are sending my sides into orbit.
Edit:
Around the time the engineer shows up you can hear Lazy desperately trying not to laugh and it is the best thing

[@rollygoldennut]

this video is still a brainworm to me I can't stop watching it 9 years later

[@camwoodstock]

Every day, despite everything, we're still thinking of "TEAM DEFENSE FORT 2!!! VIDEO GAMES!!! THANK YOU!!!"

[@laghingcast]

The funniest part about this is that I actually would prefer this animation over an animation with proper English. Bigger better YEE-HAW than anything I've ever seen.

[@xKingGeorgeTheThirdx]

"Heal make invincible of the heavy" I'm dead.

[@RacecarsAndRicefish]

I keep watching it over and over, and the part where spy (imbisible) clotheslines demonstrations black (exploder w/out rocket) and slodier (exploder w/ rocket), I am highly amused

[@bobjones4762]

As stated in the email, this is indeed your magnum opus

[@Jonononon]

Google translator in a Nutshell

[@amohotepv]

Greetings. You are a talented animation maker as I can easily tell. I would like you to know that I can contact you with further information as to what I am wanting you to do. 'What I want/What I'm asking you' to do is to make a commission of movies that are greater than what we know now. (Even beyond/Even better than the quality done by Disney, Imax, and Pixar), because I know that you are capable. A video game exist known as Team Fortress 2, and I want you to know that I have seen the animations you have previously done concerning this game. I want you to do an animation featuring the Scout (the fastest class) running but being caught by the Heavy (a class that is usually slow, but for the purpose of this animation, is faster), and the Scout is nearly beaten by him 'except/until' the Demoman (an explosive expert who uses grenades) and the Soldier (an explosive expert who uses rockets) come to the rescue, but are stopped from their advance by the enemy Spy (who is invisible) and the enemy Medic (who in turns uses the medigun's alternate fire to grant invincibility to the Heavy that is currently assailing the aforementioned Scout) and all three of the BLU team members, including the Spy, the Heavy, and the Medic, execute a concerted effort to assault the helpless Scout (who, as previously mentioned, was the fastest class) using the means of knife stabs, kicks, and punches, and suddenly, the Scout (who, to reiterate, is the fastest class [although there are certain situations in which the scout may NOT be the fastest, including the initial usage of the Scout's unlockable primary weapon known as the Baby Face's Blaster) transforms into the Pyro class (who's main offensive capability is the ability to emit fire from the operational end of the signature primary weapon of the Pyro, the Flamethrower. However the Pyro is obviously also know for it's [as it's gender is under debate] affiliation with fire simply because of it's name, and the taunt that it may preform in which it conjures flames within the grasp of it's two hands, similar to that of a pyromancer. This taunt can kill and an achieved kill with this taunt triggers the achievement WTFLOLBBQ) and then, with another sudden transformation, the Pyro, who was previously a Scout, now becomes literal fire (which is of a temperature that many would consider to be hot, and indeed may cause burn wounds), and all the assailants previously attacking the once Scout die from the sudden combustion of flames, due to any reason of collapsed lungs, burns, sudden shock, or convenience of storytelling, and the remaining BLU team member, the Engineer (who is a constructor as the name suggests, and is native to the southernmost State in the Continental U.S. known as Texas) proclaims in a surprised and mournful shout "Oh my Lord, my friends and fellow combatants have met an untimely demise! You know what they say in Texas, BIGGER, BETTER, YE-HAW!" and when he says this, he begins construction on a large bomb that destroys the whole Earth upon detonation, along with all of humanity, and you then hear the echoed laugh of the Engineer (the builder of the large bomb) as the animation fades to a black screen. I hope you consider this animation, as I believe it might be a great work for ages to come. As the ancient Greeks once said "Magnum Opus", as this will be yours. I can pay you one (a singular entity) scrap metal in the game Team Fortress 2 (the second of the series, the first being Team Fortress Classic, or "TFC"), or 63 crates, also transacted through the in-game trading system of the Team Fortress 2 (again, the sequel of the Team Fortress franchise) video game. Thank you, and please reply to me via e-mail.
With love
-Sang Jun Xaoping

[@Tidoj1508]

TEAMS DEFENSE FORT TWO! Two.

[@cjs372]

Press 6 for "OH MY GOSH MY FRIENDS DIE."

[@puchimausu]

press 7 for the planet earth being destoyed

[@MrTate-oi6wy]

press 8 for great flu work

[@MrTate-oi6wy]

press 6 in captions for alright cash my friends die you know what to do

[@Gamerjman19]

You should do "The Adventures of Demonstrations Black and Slodier". It would be a grateful work for ages to come.

[@7411starfox]

OH MY GOSH MY FRIENDS DIE

[@CherryScent]

GOSH*

[@bluierox]

***** you literally said the exact same thing the other guys said

[@7411starfox]

bluierox i edited it because of him don't get your panties in a twist

[@CherryScent]

***** thanks Meow!

[@NaxipTV.]

i love team defense fort 2, 2

[@MrE10000g]

2 (2)

[@sucraloss]

TEAM DEFENCING OF THE ANCIENTS 2! (2)

[@MrE10000g]

Craziguy33
Remove the TEAM thing, it's not tasty here.

[@Dragunov1Bros]

Craziguy33 He says Defencing of the Ancinets 2, which is a made-up acronym for DOTA 2.

[@diego.dmngez5398]

Craziguy33 video GAME

[@MrObjectionEsq]

So what did you pick? The Scrapeing Metallic in TEAMS DEFENCE FORT TWO (2) or the 63 crates in DEFENCING OF THE ANCIENTS TWO (2) Video GAME?

[@eye_balling]

Bigger Better YEEHAW was hilarious but what made me laugh the most was (imbisible??) with the question marks floating everywhere.

[@reutrozen786]

HAHA I AM DYING HERE XD
"and then they all beat scout" POOR SCOUT XD
this is freaking amazing and your friend is one funny man

[@IntentionsOfInterest]

Spy's doing it with a knife :c

[@robf5737]

3 years in the future this is still good

[@Draculaura333]

Bigger better yeehaw
Oh lordy I'm dying. XD

[@thecr4zycritic172]

HELLO. SPY, HOW ARE YOU.

[@Draculaura333]

Good thanks.
You?

[@thecr4zycritic172]

BLU Spy Kidnapping your old Spies. ;D

[@Draculaura333]

That Soldier *shoots your helmet with my revolver* IS A SOLDIER! *snorting*

[@thecr4zycritic172]

BLU Spy ._________.

[@BSFilms1997]

#BiggerBetterYEEHAW

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Two things.
One, this was written by a friend, yet they didn’t use google translate? That means that whole message was typed out BY HAND and manually crafted to be as insane as possible.
Two, I love how at certain points you can hear LazyPurple struggling not to laugh.

[@immort4730]

Would have laughed at the end, but I am Texan. So I am wanting to saying that this TEAMS DEFENSE FORT 2 (two) animation is being more bigger better yehaw than Disney Pixar.

[@ComicaPaloozaStudios]

I really hope you actually got a scraping metal. You deserve such a fine item of quality for this, as the Greeks are saying it, Magnum Opus.

[@charbway]

this is still one of my favorite sfm animations to this day

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Oh god I'm laughing so hard there are tears down my face

[@Mattingly245]

Sounds like an anime.

[@ThePCguy17]

with worse translation, but perfect english delivery.

[@pootsiii8178]

In my opinion this would make a really good SFM or GMod.

[@pootsiii8178]

Hypo I know, but I meant "OR GMOD", also I love your videos!

[@TF2Fanvids]

Wow, LP did an amazing impression of Spy screaming at the end there!

[@MissRedLilly]

This is pure gold!

[@thatdemoninthecar]

*_BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW!!_* is my new favorite catchphrase

[@AirSonance]

While this is good enough just listening to it, the generated captions for this make the already butchered english even worse, and it's *beautiful*!

[@thkbonfjpsthlaydg945]

I'm so hyped for "TEAMS DEFENSE FORT 3"

[@zxaoks1090]

That sounds like something a 3d grader would write

[@Iceray6]

This animation is a timeless masterpiece!

[@Zange217]

I have never said bigger better yeehaw in my life. I AM OFFENDED (jk :3)

[@99germfree]

I SEE YOU EVVVVVERYYYYWHERE

[@Zange217]

I know

[@99germfree]

Arthur MC 2fast2quick?

[@beenoc]

Why are you lying? You know for a damn well fact that you have said Bigger Better Yeehaw many, many times throughout your life.

[@Zange217]

beenoc How did you kno- I mean..... LIES!!

[@HollyWoomy]

It's been a good 3 years since I first found this video, and it's still one of my favourites

[@ThatGuyJeromeYTC]

when lazy purple said "builder texas man" it sounded like he was about to crack up.

[@Squideey]

I was so afraid that I would never be able to see this again.

[@atimholt]

I don’t know why, but whenever I think about this vid, I remember the narration in Star’s voice. (Also, I refound the vid by searching “Team Defense Fort 2”)

[@beenoc]

(2)

[@wetbread4790]

How do you get on TDF servers?

[@MEGAF00T]

They sound exactly the same its crazy

[@SirSpeakingPineapple]

This is the one video that no mater how many times I watch it I laugh. This rarely happens to me so thanks for possibly one of my favorite vids on UA-cam.

[@protecteddog89]

LazyPurple was the best choice for this video.

[@QuicksliceFilms]

So glad I was able to find this again, timeless classic.

[@Cheesycat501]

THIS... IS.. THE BEST... THING!!!

[@press8704]

the whole video had me near tears but “fire (hot)” fucking KILLED me

[@Anonymos185]

Me: I want Joseph Joestar reactions!
Mom: We have Joseph Joestar reactions at home.
Reactions at home: 1:36

[@legobrickboy]

"Oh my gosh my friends DIE" -Engineer

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

*"Slodier"*

[@Anne-no2xu]

HypotheDragon, I officially love you. You've made my day a thousand times better X'D

[@Tailsthehacker01]

Even try torturing a grammar Zazi?
This is how.

[@IntentionsOfInterest]

"zazi" k

[@KikilicousDefinition]

This is my favorite line from the entire thing. And the actions he does. I cry.

[@norwegionaire]

congratz. you won all the saxxys cause of this video

[@rach7303]

Scout turns into pyro! Who turns into fire! And they all get burned! The end. 10/10! XD

[@sultansuleiman8507]

I run fast because I drink tiny Scout's "BONK!", it is surprisingly good albeit Heavy feels he has been poisoned with radiation.

[@Velossitee]

Love that humming the bassline intro~

[@GatlingPea26]

*BIGGER, BETTER, YEEHAWWW!!!*

[@TheVideoIsLongEnough]

I lost it at "Slodier"

[@BedessGaming]

i laughed in the "imbisible" part xD

[@spicymoma8317]

This and the message made me lose my lungs.

[@MuuToo]

"BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW!!!"

[@mustardlicious8623]

"BIGGER BETTER YEEHAW!" Needs to be a taunt. XD
I love your animations, keep up the great work! :D

[@thom14777]

what do you MEAN this was made in 2013?!?

[@Soggylizards]

Truly a greatful work, for many ages to come!

[@madslads7010]

Hypo can probably use this for saxxy as well as china town.

[@LogicDefect]

Oh my goodness freaking gracious, someone archive this for future generations.

[@wyzeaaliyah]

He has a hat.

[@joey_bacala]

"black demonstrations man (exploder without rocket)" IM DYING LMAO

[@SashikuChan]

I can't laugh anymore, It hurts. xD

[@xCyph0nx]

This has to be the best SFM video on UA-cam.

[@misteleventh6546]

OH GOD! IT IS FOREIGN HUMOR, BUT IT IS REALLY FUN!
I DIDN'T LAUGH LIKE THIS TIME ABOUT 2 YEARS!

[@sparksisanerd8513]

This is not foreign. Read the description.

[@misteleventh6546]

randomperson
It is.

[@Shrekinspace]

Mist Fading no...

[@tinymangoes]

Mist Fading READ THE GOD DAMN DESCRIPTION YOU EXPIRED JAR OF MAYONNAISE IS IT THAT HARD TO READ

[@misteleventh6546]

WatchingOctopus Nya.
I have been reading.

[@smersmer1855]

_I was so confused before I read the script_

[@gittonsxv126]

i cannot tell if that letter was a joke or serious...

[@briangarsky2222]

Its ligit but i think he had to run it through google translate cuz this probly wasent in english

[@TsuchinokoIsARealAnimal]

Brian Garsky 'No, my friend is not foreign or dumb and did not use Google translate or whatever, I'm tired of seeing these fucking retarded comments.'

[@briangarsky2222]

SovietMexican well for one why is the grammer off and why dose it look like he dosent know english well he dosent even know team fortress 2 for fuck sakes

[@TsuchinokoIsARealAnimal]

Brian Garsky i was literally quoting the description. jesus

[@avaaa5411]

Brian Garsky It's a joke, obviously.

[@nightybreeze]

Engineer - O MY GOSH MY FRIENDS DIED!! - aaach, this is so epic

[@asterwilliams]

Hypo better have gotten his scrapping metallic for this.

[@thejam0451]

So did you choose scraping metallic or 64 crates

[@orsuszoktavir156]

That was amazing.

[@TroutBoneless]

wait is this not the official tf2 trailer?

[@ilikeindiana]

I am believing it is a greatful work for ages to come.

[@JLsminecraft]

A black screening xD

[@dorffy618]

1 Scraping Metal or 63 CRATES