The Sopranos - Svetlana Kirilenko

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  • Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
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  • @Melquisedec91
    @Melquisedec91 Місяць тому +91

    Svetlana its the garry Cooper of women in the sopranos, the strong silent type

  • @antonioreconquistador
    @antonioreconquistador Місяць тому +141

    Tony was no Saint... But he did give that poor one legged woman his third leg.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +24

      OHHHHHHH Rim Shot

    • @porter2765
      @porter2765 Місяць тому

      Unlike effin' Zellman...one little beatin' and he couldn't perform 😂...Russian women need man stlong like bool, not one who folds after little bitch slap

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 Місяць тому +5

      Or was it a kickstand? At least Tony didn't steal it like Janice.

    • @galore1017
      @galore1017 Місяць тому +6

      @@josephtalmadge3108🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nvkulk
      @nvkulk Місяць тому +5

      You win the internet

  • @TheFrogEnjoyer
    @TheFrogEnjoyer Місяць тому +72

    Svetlana was my favourite of Tony's women. She's smart and sassy and very pretty even with the one pin gone.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +7

      Ya and I'm playing short stop for the Mets 😅

    • @kanyejerome
      @kanyejerome Місяць тому +4

      @@josephtalmadge3108lmaoo😂

    • @Lkb99982
      @Lkb99982 5 днів тому +1

      The one pin😂😂

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 Місяць тому +55

    All jokes aside, I always did like how characters of Svetlana gives the audience perspective on just how difficult life could be with a Soprano in it while at the same time serving as a reminder that, even with the abuse they'd suffer, things were even worse in other places.
    I also think Furio was checking Svetlana out right up until she put ice in her wine. That ruined the whole vibe for him.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +7

      very well said

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +13

      Charles Schaub ova here

    • @porter2765
      @porter2765 Місяць тому

      She is stlong like bool...well, a female bool...you know what I mean

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 Місяць тому +6

      @@ceerious
      If only Blundetto had a chance to meet Svetlana, he could have put the Peeps thing on her instead of incriminating an otherwise innocent pirate.

    • @hippo-potamus
      @hippo-potamus Місяць тому

      He likes a woman you can grab on to.

  • @Qrqyt
    @Qrqyt Місяць тому +44

    Janice would have gotten a couple bucks each for those records on ebay, Svetlana probably listened to them and enjoyed them.

  • @thiskid990
    @thiskid990 Місяць тому +20

    I love her smile at 8:00. Hate the way Jan treated her

  • @WildBillHickums
    @WildBillHickums Місяць тому +21

    The way Irina looked at the envelope with $75k, was the same way little kids look at the pair of socks their great aunt gives them for Christmas.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +1

      😆

    • @jennyvanniekerk9600
      @jennyvanniekerk9600 4 години тому

      If i got an envelope with so much money i wud do the happy dance😂

  • @ElleSimon-wi1cm
    @ElleSimon-wi1cm 23 години тому +2

    Svetlana was a great character! She summed up Janice with two words: "Borink voman!"

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore Місяць тому +32

    “This is too much for me”
    Said the mob boss

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +5

      Ohhh poor Tony, Phil did 20 fken years in da can ate grilled cheese off the radiator 😂

    • @hippo-potamus
      @hippo-potamus Місяць тому +2

      @@josephtalmadge3108 What's he got to be depressed about? Nobodys sending him to the glue factory.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +1

      @@hippo-potamus OH RIM SHOT

  • @SoftDrinksOfChoice
    @SoftDrinksOfChoice Місяць тому +15

    Junior was so quick witted before the dementia. “Did you off him an aspirin ?!”

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +3

      yea he had the best lines lol

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +1

      Junior's not a cat he don't shit in a box. Junior's 1 of the best characters on the show

    • @SoftDrinksOfChoice
      @SoftDrinksOfChoice Місяць тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Dominic Chianese immersed him self into his roll just as well as Gandolfi. The moments on the show between them were magical. I think his ending was the saddest of the series. TS burned out (members only guy) while Junior faded away. “You and my dad, you used to run North Jersey.” Then the slow motion shot of Tony walking away w/ the look of pure depression on his face. After all the glitz & glamour of the mafia, he was reduced to just another old man not remembering any of it and dying in prison.

  • @johnconnor_
    @johnconnor_ Місяць тому +38

    Put prosthetic leg on docking station.

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 Місяць тому +15

    Phil may have done 20 years in the can, but Branka did 20 years in a gulag, she’s ruthless!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +5

      But did she compromise and eat grilled cheese off the radiator 😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Місяць тому +3

      20 rubles for the vodka, not a peep

  • @NikhilSharma-pc3ot
    @NikhilSharma-pc3ot Місяць тому +45

    The only woman tony ever respected

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +9

      Those who want respect give respect 😁

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 Місяць тому +13

      He respected Furio's boss.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +6

      @@seanswinton6242 a woman boss really? It would neva happen in da states

    • @SkylaneGuy
      @SkylaneGuy Місяць тому +2

      @@josephtalmadge3108Meh, whadaya gonna do?

    • @WildBillHickums
      @WildBillHickums Місяць тому +1

      She could sell it, she was respec-ted.

  • @watashiiru
    @watashiiru Місяць тому +9

    Syvlana makes herself website in early 2000s!🤩

  • @robertlee4172
    @robertlee4172 Місяць тому +12

    3:10....Psychiatry very scary thing for Russians. Means being sent to gulag for political rehabilitation.😂😂😂

  • @user-iy3el6gb8y
    @user-iy3el6gb8y Місяць тому +45

    Mosht expenshive piesh of ash I have ever had!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +4

      Even with the 1 pin leg 😂

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW Місяць тому +10

      Didshe even egshisht?

    • @porter2765
      @porter2765 Місяць тому +2

      came here to say that...he says it right to her face 😅 such tact

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 17 годин тому

      It’s the shame prinshiple as the sholar shystem.

  • @CR-xu2mw
    @CR-xu2mw 4 дні тому +7

    I love Slavic women

  • @mauromartiniano1893
    @mauromartiniano1893 Місяць тому +13

    Great work! Salute Don Ceerious !

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +5

      ayy salute 🍷

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +4

      If there's 1 thing my father taught me is this, A Ceerious upload is worth more than a gallon of gold

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +36

    How dare you in my own home

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +3

      @James_Price79 Ceerious's not a cat he don't shit in a box 😅

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 Місяць тому +2

      It basically became
      the same thing every day.
      Coffee,
      couple lines of meth,
      smooth that out
      with a shot of Jameson.
      And that was just
      to drive the kids to school.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@James_Price79😂😂😂😂

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому +2

      You know who's not a good kid? That niece of mine. She left my stovetops on. We're talkin about a ten year old girl here, Richie.

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  Місяць тому +24

    Did you offer my Borko somethin? Did you offer him an aspirin? ccxnt

    • @user-iy3el6gb8y
      @user-iy3el6gb8y Місяць тому +12

      I'm a registred copyrighter, not maid!

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +4

      @@user-iy3el6gb8y😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +3

      OHH you got shaving cream all over the your face. And don't blame Bobby about the light bulb 😂

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap Місяць тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108Janisch? More dropping acid and blowing roadies?

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore Місяць тому +2

      Why you always gotta top me, took the air right outta my punchline

  • @randompersononthenet8548
    @randompersononthenet8548 Місяць тому +12

    *This video gets copyright strike*
    Ceerious: Most expensive piece of ass I ever uploaded!

  • @Gryzlek
    @Gryzlek Місяць тому +10

    I wonder why they added closed captions for "She has hard life"
    Good compilation big guy

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 Місяць тому +8

    "Where is my knight in white satin armor", 😆😆😆
    Thank you Ceerious!

  • @deeg8849
    @deeg8849 Місяць тому +7

    1:55 model for a catalogue of salad spinners. My life is over

  • @TPB129.
    @TPB129. Місяць тому +31

    Janice was cringe

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +10

      I wonder where Harpo is having his Sunday dinner

    • @TPB129.
      @TPB129. Місяць тому

      ​@@josephtalmadge3108sacre blue where ismemama

    • @reademandweep7273
      @reademandweep7273 Місяць тому +5

      @@josephtalmadge3108 most likely undahhh the boardwalkkkk

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +7

      @@reademandweep7273 you Sopranos, you go too far

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 Місяць тому +1

      always was 🔫

  • @rangelphi
    @rangelphi Місяць тому +12

    She was so fine

    • @rman229
      @rman229 4 дні тому

      Peg leg russian goddess

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому

      fa sho

  • @watashiiru
    @watashiiru Місяць тому +4

    "He is very smart man". Because he is a Cogsilieri😊

  • @dv1267
    @dv1267 15 годин тому +1

    Crazy thing is she has 2 legs and is a professional dancer

  • @hippo-potamus
    @hippo-potamus Місяць тому +9

    But the tickets were comps....Ceerious is a labor leader.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +2

      fk blue red sells

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +3

      someone donated their like button for those tickets

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +4

      @@ceerious get back in your.....office Ceerious. You're doing good C

  • @James_Price79
    @James_Price79 Місяць тому +10

    Tommy Pinto's goomar, eh? When I was coming up, she had the long legs, up to here, like that. Famous beauty. Smart as a whip.

  • @pig12900
    @pig12900 Місяць тому +7

    much better then carmella

  • @nvkulk
    @nvkulk Місяць тому +5

    I was just in the city . We could get a coke and a slice

  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv Місяць тому +17

    I don't think CGI Livia is that bad. If no one mentioned it, I'd never notice.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +10

      i didnt notice first watch. i dont think its horrible myself.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +1

      Whata you a double agent now fken Matt Helm 😂😂

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW Місяць тому +5

      Charles Schwab ova here
      😏 HURR HURR HURR

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +5

      @@AB0VETHALAW oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😂

    • @hippo-potamus
      @hippo-potamus Місяць тому +5

      Your ear, its disfigured

  • @naj2120
    @naj2120 Місяць тому +8

    What a woman.

  • @scousers
    @scousers Місяць тому +2

    14:55
    He’s absolutely correct

  • @JuanGSR
    @JuanGSR Місяць тому +13

    The one-legged woman, I know who she is.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +6

      Even with the 1 pin I could converse with her because she had something to say

    • @NikhilSharma-pc3ot
      @NikhilSharma-pc3ot Місяць тому +5

      I am here
      I have something to say

    • @pig12900
      @pig12900 Місяць тому

      @@NikhilSharma-pc3ot Besides bringing the fucking chairs down and sign the fucking trust!

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому +1

      @@NikhilSharma-pc3ot Besides did you take out the garbage and sign the livin trust?!

    • @NikhilSharma-pc3ot
      @NikhilSharma-pc3ot 4 години тому

      @@miaouew were you friends with all the pigs you slept with all these years ?

  • @thatpart
    @thatpart Місяць тому +8

    Janice pronouncing "leg" as "laig" drives me batty. 😂

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому +1

      I know right! I think the actress did little things like that on purpose just to annoy ppl.

  • @donarthiazi2443
    @donarthiazi2443 Місяць тому +10

    Tony should have helped her more when he visited her at the hospital. At least offer her some sleeping pills... something to help her rest🤷

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +7

      The pillow and a soft drink of her choice

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Місяць тому +3

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      Yes Mr T... I should've thought of that. Maybe a whole box of Malomars too(if Paulie didn't eat them already).

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +2

      @@donarthiazi2443 😂😂. What's up my friend. How ya doing these days

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Місяць тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      I'm doing well. I was in Munich for 3 weeks... didn't post much. It was great, but back to reality.
      I hope things are going good for you my friend

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW Місяць тому +2

      You could sleep in your muzza room

  • @4SteveKombolis
    @4SteveKombolis Місяць тому +4

    I felt bad for the Russian Tony had killed (I'm assuming killed) for punching Janet. He went easy on her and it was all her fault. Plus is obviously was someone svetlana knew, shows how little that meant to Tony though. He never cared about his sister, look how he talked about her in front of Bobby

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 15 годин тому

      He left him Alive,tied up in a store window display

  • @alessandrocolumbu
    @alessandrocolumbu Місяць тому +4

    Al last!!! thanks!!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +1

      You can thank Borko for the sneakers he's given the black kid to let wash his car 😅

  • @raskolnikov7049
    @raskolnikov7049 День тому

    3:13 coldest line in the sopranos

  • @PSmizzle187
    @PSmizzle187 3 дні тому

    Miller genuine

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 16 днів тому +1

    Since nobody else is going to say it, I will. Svetlana was hot. Handsome too, like George Raft.

  • @robertlee4172
    @robertlee4172 Місяць тому +7

    FICA and federal withholding. Tony's marriage and life turned upside down for a few dollars.
    That registered nyourse was heartless.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +4

      But still Carmella walks around like budda wouldn't melt in her mouth 😂

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 Місяць тому +2

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      Budda or Buddha?
      I've often pondered the difference.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 Місяць тому +1

      @robertlee4172 budda but either works 😅

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому +2

      So that's it, huh? No compromise, just stupid fuckin jokes.

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 13 годин тому

      @@miaouew
      You want compromise?
      How about those sticky Miami bawlz.

  • @kingtyomama6564
    @kingtyomama6564 4 дні тому

    Tony- the boss of New Jersey AND Eastern Europe

  • @watashiiru
    @watashiiru Місяць тому +2

    A strong and noise woman like Artie's Wife😊

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 17 годин тому

      Svetlana is cuter but Charmaine is the best of the sopranos wives. She would detail your car you show her a little chivalry, after being married to that cucc Artie for so long. Poor lady's gorgeous rack probably got no attention except for in the mind of Hector the dishwasher and his friend Mustache.

  • @Dandosa1
    @Dandosa1 Місяць тому +1

    cgi livia gonna haunt my dreams

  • @danyb8078
    @danyb8078 27 днів тому

    Alla Kliouka. ❤

  • @chrishagins3309
    @chrishagins3309 14 годин тому

    Those Russians should have given Janice their last name before they raised their hands.

  • @Friendroid
    @Friendroid Місяць тому +5

    Iz diz mizzzter zeerios?

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  Місяць тому +3

      i usta uploada you video

  • @RandomBurner
    @RandomBurner 15 годин тому

    The sister of Andrei Kirilenko lol

  • @ShadowMidnight82
    @ShadowMidnight82 Місяць тому

    She didn't need in the end no seventy five grand either.

  • @PSmizzle187
    @PSmizzle187 3 дні тому

    Seventy five?

  • @HillTrekkerSarge
    @HillTrekkerSarge 3 дні тому

    14:42
    One of the best moments on the show.

  • @frankbridges2171
    @frankbridges2171 4 дні тому

    Tony told her don't mess with the Russians .