A Game Where You Literally Just Steal

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2021
  • if you'd like to give the game a try: store.steampowered.com/app/70...
    my twitter: / boffyyyy
    my insta: / boffyyyy
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  • @SammyTheOrange
    @SammyTheOrange 2 роки тому +1941

    Imagine seeing a bald man with a crowbar hitting your window and saying "don't worry, I'm a trustworthy guy"

  • @syrupsandwichhhh
    @syrupsandwichhhh 2 роки тому +3809

    Boffy is so natural at making crime feel so comforting and funny, it's like his superpower.

    • @skenda
      @skenda 2 роки тому +62

      That's because he is experienced in the art of crime

    • @mauriced3277
      @mauriced3277 2 роки тому +51

      He's like Deadpool but with less pink

    • @Mike_Oxlong420
      @Mike_Oxlong420 2 роки тому +15

      It is easy

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 2 роки тому +17

      That's how he's remained unnoticed for the last months

    • @angelsantiago5941
      @angelsantiago5941 2 роки тому +5

      Just crime?

  • @jazziemakesmusicbecausewhy2004
    @jazziemakesmusicbecausewhy2004 2 роки тому +1117

    Boffy sounds like he's dead but came back cause he didn't think hell was bad enough

    • @poggers217
      @poggers217 2 роки тому +67

      He left Yelp review of hell and said it was okay but very boring as it’s all tortue

    • @someone_you_forgot
      @someone_you_forgot 2 роки тому +7

      Yup

    • @zuzuzuzuzuz
      @zuzuzuzuzuz 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, he left a 1 star review on Google Maps, lol

    • @dalliesrl7861
      @dalliesrl7861 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds about the average person born in 05 (I was born in 05 aswell)

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 2 роки тому +3

      He’s the most chaotic-neutral sounding person I’ve heard.

  • @lunaqxii981
    @lunaqxii981 2 роки тому +219

    "I'm gonna drive safely home"
    **proceeds to crash into the sidewalk**

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 2 роки тому +9

      Sidewalks are for cars too

    • @lunaqxii981
      @lunaqxii981 2 роки тому +9

      @@chclt_thndr Ah yes I forgot, my mistake.

    • @rodneybam8327
      @rodneybam8327 2 роки тому +1

      Safer than doing parkour with a car

    • @carmyne00
      @carmyne00 2 роки тому +2

      CAR RIGHTS11!

  • @nohopeorhoes
    @nohopeorhoes 2 роки тому +1043

    "I'm a thief with morals"
    I have a million orphans in my basement yet I feed them.

  • @j3nnyb3anz40
    @j3nnyb3anz40 2 роки тому +2886

    I like how these videos never really have any intro, they're kinda like here ya go, this is the game, now we play

    • @jess5299
      @jess5299 2 роки тому +151

      there’s never an outro either he’s just like ‘bye subscribe or dont’

    • @SpookyHost
      @SpookyHost 2 роки тому +66

      This is why we love boffy

    • @greggregoryst7126
      @greggregoryst7126 2 роки тому +9

      @@madhavireddy1792 sure weirdo

    • @j3nnyb3anz40
      @j3nnyb3anz40 2 роки тому +53

      @@madhavireddy1792 I'm pretty sure Boffy has made it clear that he's in it for the money

    • @KasumiLin
      @KasumiLin 2 роки тому +5

      I like it too...It's what makes it amazing

  • @SlimothyJimothy621
    @SlimothyJimothy621 2 роки тому +70

    The news: “a man has been breaking into houses with a fast up ugly car and destroying their toilets then leaving as fast as he came”

  • @chugatron
    @chugatron 2 роки тому +531

    The greatest game ever made
    Everyone: Minecraft!
    Boffy:
    Everyone: Minecraft, right?

    • @savannahgedroic8187
      @savannahgedroic8187 2 роки тому +3

      true

    • @laurie2510
      @laurie2510 2 роки тому +2

      OMG BINGUS

    • @yassersurve5698
      @yassersurve5698 2 роки тому

      Fortnite

    • @videowatching6371
      @videowatching6371 2 роки тому +3

      @@yassersurve5698 Eh that's your opinion but honestly i don't really like it.

    • @yassersurve5698
      @yassersurve5698 2 роки тому +1

      @@videowatching6371 OK that's your opinion and fortnite is mine. And I like to see that your not one of those toxic kids calling fortnite players "9 Year olds" cause I certainly am not one.

  • @leahvainshtein1719
    @leahvainshtein1719 2 роки тому +567

    The Police People in the Game:
    “God damn this man is the worst crook…”
    Boffy:
    “HoPe I DoNt gEt cAuGht tHiS tImE”

  • @Bayzz
    @Bayzz 2 роки тому +3724

    "He looks so evil and gross" bro it's just a bald man 😭

    • @greenc0met934
      @greenc0met934 2 роки тому +43

      Hello man with subs

    • @e.t.1947
      @e.t.1947 2 роки тому +43

      15 year old makes fun of man in chemio

    • @butterfliesglowx9425
      @butterfliesglowx9425 2 роки тому +5

      Hello man with subs

    • @_Iseah
      @_Iseah 2 роки тому +4

      yes poor man accused of stealing and people humalaiting him

    • @tiagolopes2740
      @tiagolopes2740 2 роки тому +6

      look its a fortnite youtuber

  • @mashedpotatoqueen
    @mashedpotatoqueen 2 роки тому +49

    Boffy: "normal people driving"
    Also Boffy: *proceeds to crash into everything*

  • @nighTress
    @nighTress 2 роки тому +409

    Boffy: *swing crow bar at window*
    Women: does not see him
    *stealth 100*

  • @imjuststereo
    @imjuststereo 2 роки тому +600

    "Sidewalks are for cars too! Car rights"- Boffy
    most inspirational quotes of all time

    • @nicoislazy
      @nicoislazy 2 роки тому +4

      I would like to advocate for ogre rights. People only worship Shrek because he’s our god but they don’t respect ogres all a whole…

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 2 роки тому +2

      Yes! Cars Rights!

    • @Antigonethebes
      @Antigonethebes 2 роки тому

      I read this comment right in the moment when he said that lol

    • @WherePolishedAndesite
      @WherePolishedAndesite 2 роки тому +1

      CLM

  • @user-cq8dl5ip3f
    @user-cq8dl5ip3f 2 роки тому +565

    If Boffy actually does this in real life, i wouldnt even be suprised

  • @panicinthespacestation238
    @panicinthespacestation238 2 роки тому +19

    _“I’m going 60 on these corners!!”_
    **fucking half-pipes the curb**

  • @Dill-The-Pickle
    @Dill-The-Pickle 2 роки тому +287

    Is there supposed to be a game? All i see is boffys daily routines.

  • @f4tvma
    @f4tvma 2 роки тому +507

    Game: About stealing and murdering people
    Boffy: This is actually really pretty game

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 2 роки тому +23

      Actually this is a peaceful game cause there is no murder

    • @KARMA-gr4uh
      @KARMA-gr4uh 2 роки тому +7

      @@sam-sp5zk *no murder.* YOU THROW A BOMB IN A HOUSE FOR THE FINAL MISSION

    • @hotpikachusex
      @hotpikachusex 2 роки тому +15

      @@KARMA-gr4uh so? Its not murder, its terrorism

    • @julianroddy11
      @julianroddy11 2 роки тому +7

      @@hotpikachusex terrorism isn't murder, it's *genocide*

    • @pofflet
      @pofflet 2 роки тому +4

      @@KARMA-gr4uh peaceful.
      Killing mc dogs is the only horrible thing ever

  • @sprinklebun139
    @sprinklebun139 2 роки тому +34

    Boffy: “Sidewalks are for card toooooo **voice crack** “
    Me: “Aren’t you past the age for voice cracks?”

  • @wormvy1593
    @wormvy1593 2 роки тому +10

    Boffy: "I'm a thief with morals"
    *Professionals have standards*

  • @strongbaton
    @strongbaton 2 роки тому +108

    "I feel at home, playing this game"
    Just Boffy in his natural habitat

  • @Mr.Buttons
    @Mr.Buttons 2 роки тому +407

    Stealing is intense but simulating stealing is seriously intense

    • @arabiangenius8449
      @arabiangenius8449 2 роки тому +9

      The gameplay didn't even start bro

    • @rizkuris5844
      @rizkuris5844 2 роки тому +19

      Takis

    • @zviad97
      @zviad97 2 роки тому +9

      @@arabiangenius8449 he has the gameplay running through his vanes bro

    • @tylnozcn27
      @tylnozcn27 2 роки тому +1

      @@rizkuris5844 Takis

    • @LargestLuke
      @LargestLuke 2 роки тому +1

      @@tylnozcn27 takis

  • @FlashDrive356
    @FlashDrive356 2 роки тому +21

    2:06 The fact that boffy probably has a driver's license scares me.

  • @ATKMxrda
    @ATKMxrda 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m a thief with morals”
    Same energy as
    “Professionals have standards”

  • @tenix1221
    @tenix1221 2 роки тому +46

    Woman sees a criminal in the window: hmmmmmmm seems normal to me they can’t be robbing ME

  • @dromstick
    @dromstick 2 роки тому +1055

    this man is amazing. I WANT MORE CONTENT OF THIS MAN BEING A PSYCOPATH ITS FUNNY AF!!

  • @jadebirrd
    @jadebirrd 2 роки тому +11

    Boffy I'm literally begging you, PLEASE play this game to the end!! It has some golden moments, and the end is just. Exactly your type of ending lmao

  • @Jester_Monkey
    @Jester_Monkey 2 роки тому +11

    Glitches aside, this game is really fun, especially in the later missions when you get to steal from rich people. I recommend buying it on sale

    • @hamzasajjad6792
      @hamzasajjad6792 2 роки тому

      I love playing this game even though it came out 3 years ago. Its really fun to steal in vidoe games for some reason

  • @chianabuyle
    @chianabuyle 2 роки тому +29

    “i’m a trustworthy guy”
    proceeds to bang on window with a crowbar in the middle of the night

  • @dylanmaroque8814
    @dylanmaroque8814 2 роки тому +53

    New boffy upload, day is good now

  • @bababoosky656
    @bababoosky656 Рік тому +7

    Coming back to this after Boffy's most recent video gives it a whole nother context. If you read this man, I'm glad you're starting to find what you really want to do.

    • @Ajokeiguess
      @Ajokeiguess Рік тому

      I agree, I knew about his channel for a while but I haven’t really watched it, I love UA-camrs like let’s game it out, but I had no idea he was like that too.

  • @boyblue3485
    @boyblue3485 2 роки тому +56

    We NEED more videos of Boffy playing this game, I don't think there would be a game more suiting for this channel tbh.

  • @aero_wolf8767
    @aero_wolf8767 2 роки тому +152

    The dark lord has once uploaded again

    • @ngga7396
      @ngga7396 2 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @teagan6031
      @teagan6031 2 роки тому +5

      Arise loyal followers of king boffy

    • @nohopeorhoes
      @nohopeorhoes 2 роки тому +3

      I saw the mark turn dark and I immeadiately built a shrine

    • @khaenrian6849
      @khaenrian6849 2 роки тому +1

      Yes arise

    • @Ghostinasuit
      @Ghostinasuit 2 роки тому +4

      All hail the dark lord, prepare the cow sacrifices

  • @desjykv7
    @desjykv7 2 роки тому +119

    When the world needed him most, he came back.

    • @secundus_5932
      @secundus_5932 2 роки тому +3

      Literally 1/3 of all comments on a youtuber’s videos of which they haven’t uploaded in half a year

    • @orignal3577
      @orignal3577 2 роки тому

      His schedule is a video per month

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 2 роки тому

      @@orignal3577 he posted 3 weeks ago lol

    • @secundus_5932
      @secundus_5932 2 роки тому

      @@orignal3577 it was a generalization

    • @orignal3577
      @orignal3577 2 роки тому

      @@secundus_5932 I was replying to the guy who made this comment not to you

  • @zirenceforeal
    @zirenceforeal 2 роки тому +19

    This is too natural, it’s almost as if this game was made for Boffy.

  • @squanchr
    @squanchr 2 роки тому +4

    I love how casual he is about all of this

  • @zahando2078
    @zahando2078 2 роки тому +39

    I feel like Boffy would love to play Hitman (especially in VR)

  • @miguelwyz1597
    @miguelwyz1597 2 роки тому +152

    Boggy just started his new career path.

  • @ponksplash7206
    @ponksplash7206 2 роки тому +4

    Young Boffy:
    "I'm going to change the world!"
    His mom:
    "For the better, right?"
    Young Boffy: "..."
    His mom:
    "Answer me, child."

  • @mrcheshire104
    @mrcheshire104 2 роки тому +3

    Boffy has such an intimidating amount of criminal potential that the fact he is a mere mortal and not a demigod baffles me

  • @derpdude32
    @derpdude32 2 роки тому +12

    I F***ing love this. This man has the ability to land me on the ground with what appears to be some sort of asthma attack.
    Dont stop.

  • @someonehadleftthechat1400
    @someonehadleftthechat1400 2 роки тому +8

    5:36 “this looks like a car I would destroy for a video”
    ill be waiting patiently for that one fine day

  • @matcha9447
    @matcha9447 2 роки тому +3

    I love how when he makes one of the funniest jokes I ever heard he's always in a monotone voice.

  • @thatguy1806
    @thatguy1806 2 роки тому +6

    I was so mad that the video ended lmao, I never felt this way before

  • @Fleger9
    @Fleger9 2 роки тому +34

    I remember when this game was called "the very organized thief" or something in 2016 and it was so bad, now its a genuinly good game worth playing.

    • @pix3l700
      @pix3l700 2 роки тому

      this is the same name!?!?!?

    • @Fleger9
      @Fleger9 2 роки тому

      i think you meant game but yes it is

    • @yikes7751
      @yikes7751 2 роки тому

      This came out in 2018

    • @Fleger9
      @Fleger9 2 роки тому

      @@yikes7751 Oh sorry, wait let me edit it rq

  • @young_one666
    @young_one666 2 роки тому +15

    Idk why boffy's voice makes me laugh everytime he does something funny

  • @thatonekid6999
    @thatonekid6999 2 роки тому +4

    You know it’s gonna be a good day when Boffy uploads.

  • @Rein_xon
    @Rein_xon 2 роки тому +3

    Boffy is just like let's game it out but more in the dark side and I love it 😂

  • @chianabuyle
    @chianabuyle 2 роки тому +16

    finally, a game that fits you perfectly

  • @BarelyyEditing
    @BarelyyEditing 2 роки тому +52

    “There’s more shit to steal shut up”
    Me: that was literally me in year 2 when i saw blue tack on the desk and everyone left the room-

  • @hamzagameplayer
    @hamzagameplayer 11 місяців тому +3

    "dear daddy jesus"
    -Boffy 2022

  • @goaty_the_goat
    @goaty_the_goat 2 роки тому +7

    “Hey it’s me, Vinny!”
    Me: who? Vinesauce? Are you here to break another game?

    • @YoMothar
      @YoMothar 2 роки тому

      binny pleez plae dee em cea tou

  • @nohopeorhoes
    @nohopeorhoes 2 роки тому +23

    Relatable, even I stop moving and insert my head into my door when someone enters my room.

  • @LehmaKomm
    @LehmaKomm 2 роки тому +15

    This made my whole WEEK ngl, imma watch this like 6 times

    • @caydeb9215
      @caydeb9215 2 роки тому

      It’s been out for 1 minutes

    • @caydeb9215
      @caydeb9215 2 роки тому

      Nice try

    • @LehmaKomm
      @LehmaKomm 2 роки тому +1

      Ya see im GOING TO watch this all week

  • @tigerlover47
    @tigerlover47 2 роки тому +3

    No one
    Boffy while driving a car into a house: KnOcK kNoCk ItS tHe PiZzA mAn

  • @Randy-bb4gz
    @Randy-bb4gz 2 роки тому +2

    “Theres more shit to steal be quite” - Boffy 2021

  • @Chillestchicken
    @Chillestchicken 2 роки тому +28

    “He looks deflated”
    ~Boffy

  • @flamingviperv12
    @flamingviperv12 2 роки тому +6

    I've never thought I'd see this moment: Boffy playing the one game that me and GrayStillPlays loves so much!

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve never seen a game so much alike to what Boffy wants in life and likes doing, destroying life

  • @fustercluck1148
    @fustercluck1148 2 роки тому +1

    “Knock knock, it’s the pizza man.” Drives car into side of house.😂😂😂

  • @LifeOfExo
    @LifeOfExo 2 роки тому +6

    Yep here comes my weekly dose of sarcastic humour in a monotone voice

    • @ferrin6326
      @ferrin6326 2 роки тому +1

      Haha, weekly. Haha.

    • @beampl_
      @beampl_ 2 роки тому

      More like monthly haha

  • @jaquish_bird6031
    @jaquish_bird6031 2 роки тому +5

    13:19 this was way too funny to me XD

  • @goose1291
    @goose1291 2 роки тому +1

    all I want to do in this game is destroy the inside of somebody's house. I am like boffy where I go out swinging so I'd smash the window, hop in, smash there stuff, and run

  • @DoodleNoodleMouse
    @DoodleNoodleMouse 2 роки тому +1

    Buffy: why are you up 2 a.m !
    Me: why wouldn't I be up at 2 a.m. ?
    Also me: goes to bed at 5 a.m

  • @jaywithnoname1297
    @jaywithnoname1297 2 роки тому +5

    O wow! The rain just stopped outside! The Boffy uploading solves problems.

  • @1redeye_
    @1redeye_ 2 роки тому +5

    damn johnny sins really has every job

  • @mintiy3791
    @mintiy3791 2 роки тому

    13:22
    game:"You can't park there Sir"
    Boffy:"I know i cant park here"

  • @helldivenews
    @helldivenews 11 місяців тому +1

    I like how he alternates from "I feel at home with this game" to "This game F**king sucks"

  • @muazomer774
    @muazomer774 2 роки тому +3

    14:09 "officer u want a tv" xD i am laughing so hard

  • @namansharma332
    @namansharma332 2 роки тому +3

    Boffy really gives me a Technoblade vibe. If he uploaded less often I would be convinced that this is Technoblade's other channel.

  • @dashalinna5427
    @dashalinna5427 2 роки тому

    1:42 the “sir” flashed was King George III and I’m LIVING!! He’s my favorite historical figure!!! Thank you Boffy 😂

  • @HenZ0fficial
    @HenZ0fficial 2 роки тому +2

    Its feels so good
    when a youtuber plays a game you’ve already completed

  • @lolboy3094
    @lolboy3094 Рік тому +3

    man this hits different now

  • @Hydroxyl
    @Hydroxyl 2 роки тому +3

    Jumpscare warnings!
    0:02 bofy
    0:57 Bofty
    3:17 goffy
    10:61 TV

  • @deadshot990
    @deadshot990 2 роки тому

    Boffy:Stealth is my strong point
    Popo:worst crook ever

  • @mikeyfae7110
    @mikeyfae7110 2 роки тому

    the blue house is my favorite to steal from !! front door key, easy access, only two people in the house, both gone for a solid four hours, replaces the guitar in the closet every time you steal it- its an amazing house

  • @alliemtf9441
    @alliemtf9441 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the second I forget that Boffy exists he decides to upload

  • @projectash1941
    @projectash1941 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine looking at a bald man and your first reaction is to state that he’s probably on something.

  • @orson6547
    @orson6547 2 роки тому +2

    Congratulations Boffy you’ve gotten popular enough there’s fanfiction about you! But you’re also unpopular enough that there’s no nsfw besides animal torture. It’s Very nice to explore a fandom when you’re bored and not becoming traumatized

  • @YourLocalWilliam1948
    @YourLocalWilliam1948 2 місяці тому

    13:20 lmfao the man was so strong he flipped Boffy's car over

  • @nidhity
    @nidhity 2 роки тому +5

    The evil lord has uploaded
    And it's fucking amazing

  • @dwoonk
    @dwoonk 2 роки тому +18

    Nice, I literally have nothing else to say

  • @foreverunsure
    @foreverunsure 2 роки тому +1

    I've watched another youtuber play this and i like how both their instincts is to break the plates in the tutorial lmao

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 2 роки тому +1

    3:04 "i'm a thief with moral you see"

  • @baby_oilz
    @baby_oilz 2 роки тому +3

    13:18 I died oml

  • @yijhebsldiv3gyxi88
    @yijhebsldiv3gyxi88 2 роки тому +63

    Boffy please don't get stuck in Minecraft, You have potencial

    • @Varg390
      @Varg390 2 роки тому +2

      You're right funny name guy!

    • @ILikesKarz
      @ILikesKarz 2 роки тому +2

      What’s wrong with Minecraft?

    • @billcipher-
      @billcipher- 2 роки тому +3

      Potencial my beloved

    • @AndresRamirez-cx3nu
      @AndresRamirez-cx3nu 2 роки тому +1

      @@ILikesKarz Nothing, but it’s important he mixes up the content

  • @slapthedummyttv
    @slapthedummyttv 2 роки тому +1

    Boffy: “ Okay, let’s not attract any attention… *Drives a car on a sidewalk*

  • @landchannel7688
    @landchannel7688 2 роки тому

    Boffy:
    Is good at avoiding the light
    Explodes when touches grass

  • @My2cents.
    @My2cents. 2 роки тому +36

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈

  • @showing2069
    @showing2069 2 роки тому +8

    This is like a Italian Fever Dream

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 2 роки тому

    “You kind of resemble a turtle.”
    -Boffy, 2021

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 2 роки тому +1

    Maybe it's the dead tone of his voice or his sociopathic-homicidal tendencies but Boffy is always an entertaining watch

  • @tangybarbecue9815
    @tangybarbecue9815 2 роки тому +7

    Anyone Hungry?

    • @Hi-dl7jo
      @Hi-dl7jo 2 роки тому

      Yes, McDonald’s or KFC, I don’t mind as long as ur paying for me

  • @achithefemboy
    @achithefemboy 2 роки тому

    Boffy: this game is about stealth, which is my greatest point
    Also boffy: attacking bars infront of someone

  • @Gdog-hm7or
    @Gdog-hm7or 2 роки тому

    “Knock knock it’s the pizza man!” Says boffy as he runs into a house at full speed

  • @Gnomerzy
    @Gnomerzy 2 роки тому +5

    Ah yes the "boffy looking for content" simulator

  • @Trex2009x
    @Trex2009x 10 місяців тому +4

    Romania lore

  • @codfever2987
    @codfever2987 2 роки тому

    "I'm gonna proceed sneakily" *breaks 5 windows*

  • @kaylee_keen
    @kaylee_keen 2 роки тому +1

    *crashes into every obstacle near road*
    "repair cost: 2 dollars"

  • @lucid2932
    @lucid2932 2 роки тому +5

    whenever I see a game which I know someone worked hard for, such as really good voice acting and art.
    *makes me wanna make fun of it more*

  • @ijustrobabank6895
    @ijustrobabank6895 2 роки тому +3

    Damn, didn't know Johnny sins took this kind of role.