DarthRileyGaming I made fun of Brock Lesnar once, I got knocked out and lost all of my memory. But brock told me what happened and reminded me who I am. I think he said I was Heath Slater..
Bork laser beat up one leg man. One leg man fight bork. Bork break one leg man one leg. Why u do this Bork? One leg man is now sit down man. Bork Laser fight sit down man with stairs. Bork Laser victory. Bad Bork.
I remember loving the idea that they were making Brock feud with I one-legged 150lbs man! He's a bully and should do bullying things; it was fun watching people cheer Zach on as if ignoring the eventual dismantlement of the kid would stop Lesnar & realize the error of his ways! Air that bit of comedy on the Network opposite of your anti-bullying campaigns, WWE 😂😈😂😈
+WhatCulture Wrestling Good job bouncing back from that scare in at the end of the summer. I really honestly thought you guys were going to fade away due to having NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YOU GOT. But you changed the format without losing quality and started producing amazing, original content. Thanks for all the hard work guys, you've made wrestling more enjoyable for me
+WhatCulture Wrestling No mention of his Diverticulitis? It's kinda amazing he was even able to fight in the UFC considering he had to eat upwards of 5000 calories per day just to avoid losing weight at an unhealthy rate. And it's definitely not something WWE would want people knowing about.
***** well firstly there would be a fued between u and his dad it started around January where u met his mom on a dating site and he got jelly and u fight in wrestlemania in an iron man match u would pin his dad 69 times and win
"the love-hild of a White Rhinocerous and the Concept of Punching"..."he punched a tree into a book, with the pages full of screams"..."itd be easier to arrest an erupting volcano than Brock"... are you TRYING to start the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes? cause i think youve started the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes...
to be fair, most reports say that lesnar was offered a position in nfl europe, but did not want to move all the way to europe. he actually showed pretty good potential in the preseason and he tested through the roof at the nfl combine but he was very raw having taken so much time away from football (hadn't played since high school). he didn't want to take the time to develop and declined the offer for nfl europe. he also was one of the last cuts for the vikings, so he actually was pretty close to making it anyway.
10.He lost Adam vs Adam 1 9.He superkicked a child 8.He superkicked a child 7.He superkicked a child 6.He superkicked a child 5.He superkicked a child 4.He superkicked a child 3.He superkicked a child 2.The overly harsh TLC review 1.He injured Adam Pacitti
You definitely missed 2. Major 2!!! 1. Brock tapping out to Kurt, then the crowd bullies Brock by chanting "You tapped out!" 2. The shooting star press botch.
Lesnar actually did better in the UFC than how you're implying here. Yes, Lesnar lost his first match because he had no idea how to defend against submissions, he beat the crap out of Frank Mir in that match, but Mir beat him with an ankle lock. Then Brock went on to win 4 straight matches, including his rematch with Frank Mir.. then he LEFT the UFC because of a bad sickness, I think he had mono... then he came back and was NOTHING like he was when he left, and then lost his last 2 matches. If Brock wouldn't have got sick, he would have ran through all the heavyweights in the UFC. Still a good vid, thumbs up.
+Ana Castellano Nonsense have you seen Brock Lesnar???????? The man power bombs any sickness known to man and then eats it, more than likely Brock lost because Brock screwed Brock
Brock was actually really close to being a member of the Vikings. He was the very last one cut from the team that year before the start of the season and if he had stayed on the practice squad for some time he definitely would have been brought up
I think they don't mention Sable only because Brock is seen as a killing machine. A killing machine with emotions and a wife doesn't come off as scary.
Every time I click on these videos for the first 3 seconds I say a prayer for Adam to be narrating and this is exactly why. Hysterical. Please never stop doing this.
+stoneman472 don't think you understand. It's not a fully long term thing. Back then it almost killed him and he was in no shape body or health wise to be fighting. Obviously now is a little different, he's had a few years to be back to full strength
+GameNameLame GNL dude he talks about Lesnar facing Undertaker at Wrestlemania as the most likely storyline, which means this video was likely recorded at least 2 months ago if not longer.
+Patrick Kennedy im sure he did it to be a douche since he pronounced alistair overeems name correctly, and his name gets botched even among mma announcers.
Sorry Adam I disagree but Brock's ufc run was iconic even though he had less experience he did the unthinkable by becoming Ufc heavyweight champion and his record was 5-3 not 4-3 and he retired bcz of diverticulitis and other concussions
1. I woke up 2. I went on my phone 3. I found out Roman Reigns is suspended for a month 4. I dropped my phone in shock when I realized that it wasn't a Kayfabe News article
Honorable mention for this list: He lives on a farm in - no, not Minnesota or North Dakota - but in Canada, in southeastern Saskatchewan, near the town of Moosomin (where my mom grew up). He digs the privacy this gives him, as well as the hunting and other outdoorsy opportunities. He also has met Premier Brad Wall and they get along famously.
3:25 - "Evidently, Brock loves the Minnesota Vikings. I've never seen eye-to-eye with them personally, but that's a private matter. They know what they did." LMFAO I laughed harder than I probably SHOULD have at this. It's one of those jokes that if you're not paying attention, it could slip by you because Adam talks so fast.
I'm not sure about the WWE, but I know one thing Lesnar himself wants to forget: Jim Cornette got the better of him. This happened in OVW, and Lesnar's mammoth push was swelling his ego. During a promo, although he was the heel, Lesnar touched a nerve with Cornette when he mentioned Synn (Cornette's eventual wife) for no apparent reason. Cornette had repeatedly warned him about his behavior, but this was the final straw. What Cornette said exactly was never revealed, but all accounts imply that he threatened to shoot Lesnar if he ever pulled a stunt like that again. Talk about a dent to his pride!
I HATE Lesnar. The guy IRL doesn't give a damn about the WWE, doesn't give a damn about the wrestling business doesn't give a damn about the fans, and they STILL feed everyone to Lesnar in squash matches. He didn't deserve to end 'Taker's streak. If someone's going to break the streak, at least let it be someone who actually cares about the business.
His last match with Kurt was in IGF, not New Japan. It was for the IWGP championship because Antonio Inoki took the 3rd belt with him to his new promotion.
I don't think people realize that Lesnar could have made it in the NFL if he had stuck with it. They offered him a position in NFL Europa in order for him to learn the game. The man is a freak of nature, regardless of how you feel about him personally. WWE superstar, possible NFL DT, and MMA World Champion... it's insane.
"he punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were just filled with screams"
fucking gold
It is so funny 😂
lol
Gary
I sure did do that
I want a book of Blampied's best Lesner jokes.
I second this!!!
"He once punched a tree so hard, it turned into a book and pages were just filled with screams."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me 2
+Filip Dabrowski instead of Chuck Norris facts, Brock Lesnar facts.
that, and the 'WhiteRhino+ConceptOfPunching love-child' bit, both made me pause the video so i could laugh without missing the rest of it...
Every joke about Brock punching things made me laugh so damn hard.
Loyea
He once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were just filled with screams.
Me to :D:D XD XD XD :D
DarthRileyGaming I made fun of Brock Lesnar once, I got knocked out and lost all of my memory. But brock told me what happened and reminded me who I am. I think he said I was Heath Slater..
Rather ironic really, considering, y'know, his godawful striking and abject terror of getting hit during his UFC run.
Bork laser beat up one leg man. One leg man fight bork. Bork break one leg man one leg. Why u do this Bork? One leg man is now sit down man. Bork Laser fight sit down man with stairs. Bork Laser victory. Bad Bork.
+Jesse Peltonen I'm fucking dying XD lolol
+Crazy JinX same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Jesse Peltonen i fucking love these lines
Lmao
Swedish chef?
"Until Brock Lesner ate them and punch the department till it died"
laughed harder than I should of
TheIcyKirby ........
I also died at that part
@JohnACorp782 Bad Bork.
punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages filled with screams LMAO that is Gold
"One leg man is now sit down man" 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
Why you do dis Bork
Bork Laser fight sit down man with stairs.
Bad Bork. ;-;
Bork Lazer wictory
@@MinusTheRogue Bad Bork
The face when he goes "bad bork" just kills me
If I accidentally mention any of these to him, tell my mother I was eaten by a killer whale that took steroids, grew legs, and learned to wrestle.
So we're tell her you were killed by Brock Lesnar..
...So you were killed by Brock Lesnar?
one leg man is now sit down man
Bad Bork.
Bork Laser is being bad man. crowd hate Bork.
Metal Bat is beautiful
Bork is victorious
I remember loving the idea that they were making Brock feud with I one-legged 150lbs man! He's a bully and should do bullying things; it was fun watching people cheer Zach on as if ignoring the eventual dismantlement of the kid would stop Lesnar & realize the error of his ways! Air that bit of comedy on the Network opposite of your anti-bullying campaigns, WWE 😂😈😂😈
This was recorded back in July, but shelved because of "issues" at the time.
Wait Brock Hasn't killed someone I thought that was gonna be on here LOL
+WhatCulture Wrestling Good to know; the thing about a feud with the Undertaker was a little confusing at first. :)
Slat Rock Same though!
+WhatCulture Wrestling Good job bouncing back from that scare in at the end of the summer. I really honestly thought you guys were going to fade away due to having NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YOU GOT. But you changed the format without losing quality and started producing amazing, original content.
Thanks for all the hard work guys, you've made wrestling more enjoyable for me
+WhatCulture Wrestling No mention of his Diverticulitis? It's kinda amazing he was even able to fight in the UFC considering he had to eat upwards of 5000 calories per day just to avoid losing weight at an unhealthy rate. And it's definitely not something WWE would want people knowing about.
Please rise for the suplex city national anthem.
*screams*
Let me play the national instrument
*brings goat*
Jan Vehmanen go home 😑
ararrrrar
Max Walker Some say you have to f5 the traffic poles to make them turn a different colour
You also gotta german suplex every single bystander car you see.
AT LEAST 10 times.
Fun fact about Brock Lesnar: If you have Madden 06, you'll find him in the free agents section. He's playable in a football game.
Vikings cut Bork Laser. Vikings pay rest of League not to sign Brunk. They scared. Scared Bunk Lunzner will eat quarterback. They right.
I love the Chuck Norris-esk Brock Lesnar facts in this. Especially the one about punching a tree till it became a book
arkayen666123 Same
Sable should have married John Cena so that her name would be Rena Cena
It's always great to click on a whatculture and hearing Adam's voice
I know
+Timothy LaFave It's his opinion, so shut up.
+Timothy LaFave need a nap mate?
Olivia Chapman lmfao
***** edgy af
how wwe should have booked john morrison
yes!!!
+kefomomo yes but wwe still should have treated him better
***** well firstly there would be a fued between u and his dad it started around January where u met his mom on a dating site and he got jelly and u fight in wrestlemania in an iron man match u would pin his dad 69 times and win
+TakeAShowerStinky Wow... you're so cool.....
funaki
I could see brock as an accountant he punches the computer and all the numbers are just right XD
Daniel Sainz lololol
If he uses a computer he will only press F-5
I could seriously listen to a video of Adam just describing Brock Lesnar
Me too 🤣🤣
Bork Laser make One-Leg man Sit-Down man.
You Found A Canadian Jimbo Best quote ever
Bad Bork.
Lesnar looks more badass with a beard
Pa3k C everyone does!
Pa3k C yeah
He looks like Tom Hardy ate Tom hardy
Ikr. Almost like an evolution 😂
...Well I got news
"He once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book, and the pages were just filled with screams."
Seriously, cant stop laughing at that.
heheh.....lesnar's NFL shirt number was 69....heheh
#BX
***** Damn straight
mm
Shit picture mate
+Pacitti Club Johnny let's fuckin go then,SQUARE GO LIKE!!!!!1
The Zach Gowen part had me laughing for 20 minutes...
"the love-hild of a White Rhinocerous and the Concept of Punching"..."he punched a tree into a book, with the pages full of screams"..."itd be easier to arrest an erupting volcano than Brock"...
are you TRYING to start the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes? cause i think youve started the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes...
he jobbed to a man that havent wrestled in 12 years... you can add that to the list now
BREAKING NEWS:
Roman Reigns is injured and will miss out on Wrestlemania
Then I woke up
Lol
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
+Sir Klopp if.... and only if it could happen.
***** sry
roman reigns sells out at wrestlemania, poke of doom mk2 lol
to be fair, most reports say that lesnar was offered a position in nfl europe, but did not want to move all the way to europe. he actually showed pretty good potential in the preseason and he tested through the roof at the nfl combine but he was very raw having taken so much time away from football (hadn't played since high school). he didn't want to take the time to develop and declined the offer for nfl europe. he also was one of the last cuts for the vikings, so he actually was pretty close to making it anyway.
I want to see a "10 Things WhatCulture Wants You To Forget About Adam"
+fer03202011 That's true buddy. Adam should see this comment!
+fer03202011 And btw he himself should narate it!
10.He lost Adam vs Adam 1
9.He superkicked a child
8.He superkicked a child
7.He superkicked a child
6.He superkicked a child
5.He superkicked a child
4.He superkicked a child
3.He superkicked a child
2.The overly harsh TLC review
1.He injured Adam Pacitti
And he lost the last Adam vs Adam making his name "PLUMPY"
raph is me well they might have a reason to make that video now...
Holy crap that's like something from DBZA. "I once punched a tree so hard it became a book filled with nothing but screams."
Good production rate recently, re-uploads or not.
You forgot the failed shooting star press 😩
Alexandra Colace But everyone else remembers it
You definitely missed 2. Major 2!!!
1. Brock tapping out to Kurt, then the crowd bullies Brock by chanting "You tapped out!"
2. The shooting star press botch.
+Pamingkas Sevada one more... his childish voice, so they let paul heyman do the talking to bury the childish voice
those Zach Gowen beat downs were hilarious
"Until Brock Lesnar ate them and punched their police station until it died"💀💀
"The love child of a white Rhinoceros and the concept of punching"- why we love Adam
The part when you explained how Brock threw a one-legged man down the stairs was hilarious
It sad not funny what he did. Is not funny
Lesnar actually did better in the UFC than how you're implying here. Yes, Lesnar lost his first match because he had no idea how to defend against submissions, he beat the crap out of Frank Mir in that match, but Mir beat him with an ankle lock. Then Brock went on to win 4 straight matches, including his rematch with Frank Mir.. then he LEFT the UFC because of a bad sickness, I think he had mono... then he came back and was NOTHING like he was when he left, and then lost his last 2 matches. If Brock wouldn't have got sick, he would have ran through all the heavyweights in the UFC.
Still a good vid, thumbs up.
+Ana Castellano Nonsense have you seen Brock Lesnar???????? The man power bombs any sickness known to man and then eats it, more than likely Brock lost because Brock screwed Brock
He had diverticulitis.
Even without diverticulitis, he would've lost to Cain and Overeem.
Subtract Uber from ubereem and brock not being sick, it would've actually been a good striker v wrestler match
Lmao Bork Lazer sucks in MMA
"The love child of a rhinosauras and the concept of puncing." That got me. 🤣🤣
OMG! The Hitting a Tree comment is GOLD!! I am so going to use that!!!!
Adam, Upload some 'How to Book' videos. Miss them!
Brock was actually really close to being a member of the Vikings. He was the very last one cut from the team that year before the start of the season and if he had stayed on the practice squad for some time he definitely would have been brought up
I think they don't mention Sable only because Brock is seen as a killing machine.
A killing machine with emotions and a wife doesn't come off as scary.
Exactly, but I could imagine her managing him
"until brock lesnar ate them and punched their police station until it died" gold
"One leg man is now sit down man." I'm dying...
Juke Lesnar. Nice.
+Heroic Concepts lol right? Like what was the motivation behind that name?
Pretty sure it's Duke
+music guy Adams Accent.
bok lezar... y u do dis
+Lil_Bad_Bubba412 not what im hearing
Maybe Sable is kept off of TV at her and her husbands request. Brock values his privacy
"Brock Lesnar once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were filled with screams" I freaking love your sense of humor Adam
OMFG That Bork Laser One Leg Man was the funniest shit I've heard for ages XD
I lost it at "One-leg man now sit-down man".
May have to update this one
I was just saying that lol
One-leg-man is now sit-down-man ... DAMN I couldn't stop laughing !
that one-leg man part, I was absolutely dying LOL xD
lol me too
"He wants to punch the tree so hard it turn into a book and the pages were just filled with screams"
I lost it 😂
can someone make a video of all the brock lesnar jokes
Angle and Lesnar didn't have their last match for NJPW, but for Inoki's newest project, IGF, with the interim IWGP (NJPW) world title on the line.
I like how Adam explains how tough and strong Brock Lesnar is and how he can beat you in a fight 😂😂😂
Every time I click on these videos for the first 3 seconds I say a prayer for Adam to be narrating and this is exactly why. Hysterical. Please never stop doing this.
"He punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were filled with screams" I can't stop fucking laughing.
Let me mention that Brock also suplexed Godzilla into the center of the sun.
To be fair his last two losses came after he almost died and was no shape to be fighting
I'm sorry, but I'm calling B's on that.
If that was the case his ass wouldn't even be able to wrestle
+stoneman472 It's true, but Dana White loves him so good ol' ppv money. But seriously his problems with diverticulitis played a factor in him losing.
Wolfy McGee Again, if it was as bad as they said then his wrestling career would be over as well
+stoneman472 don't think you understand. It's not a fully long term thing. Back then it almost killed him and he was in no shape body or health wise to be fighting. Obviously now is a little different, he's had a few years to be back to full strength
Jacob McMillan He said himself that he felt like a "new man" before his fight with Overeem. He was fine.
how old is this video? Undertakers feud with Lesnar is gone
It was uploaded today...
I know,I saw that and was like...REUPLOAD
Its a re-upload
+GameNameLame GNL dude he talks about Lesnar facing Undertaker at Wrestlemania as the most likely storyline, which means this video was likely recorded at least 2 months ago if not longer.
it was recorded in July.
0:10 the love child of a white rino and the concept of punching. I died!
"He once punched a tree into a book and the pages are filled with screams"
I fucking lost it at that
I got one more...
Frank Mir is pronounced Meer not mer
+Patrick Kennedy It's pronounced MURR!
+Patrick Kennedy im sure he did it to be a douche since he pronounced alistair overeems name correctly, and his name gets botched even among mma announcers.
Frank Mir in his UFC debut called himself Frank Murrr. It's been a running joke since he did it & the video clip is still around to this day.
+CrawlingIntoDarkness shows the people above know a lot about MMA.
Patrick Kennedy Frank meem
Sorry Adam I disagree but Brock's ufc run was iconic even though he had less experience he did the unthinkable by becoming Ufc heavyweight champion and his record was 5-3 not 4-3 and he retired bcz of diverticulitis and other concussions
It was not iconic. It was slightly more than mediocre. In no ways was it iconic.
Titus O’Neil: *Touches Vince*
Vince: “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
Brock Lesnar: *sues WWE*
Vince: “My dearest apologies*
I still can't believe Brock Lesnar grew up in Webster SD which is like 45 minutes from me
how wwe should book the return of CM Punk.
To bad it will never happen
Maybe a gimmick revolving around his extremely hyped-up ufc fight that never happened?
+Bongo King and beat brock lesnars ass
10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Jeff Hardy. make it happen tyty thx
+Kazzified HELL YEA
+Kazzified it's only one thing right now and that is that Jeff Hardy even exists, that is until he returns to WWE.
Therealtlorenzo1 HES RETURNED!! #TheHardyBoys
Kazzified No.1-10: Drugs
1. I woke up
2. I went on my phone
3. I found out Roman Reigns is suspended for a month
4. I dropped my phone in shock when I realized that it wasn't a Kayfabe News article
I just had to LOL at that voice you did for number 3 Adam. :D
Honorable mention for this list: He lives on a farm in - no, not Minnesota or North Dakota - but in Canada, in southeastern Saskatchewan, near the town of Moosomin (where my mom grew up). He digs the privacy this gives him, as well as the hunting and other outdoorsy opportunities. He also has met Premier Brad Wall and they get along famously.
Lol big 'ol Brock a Prarie boy now? Hilarious
do a video on Bill Goldberg plz
No
+Jessica yes
+CR0Wgalaxy mayb3
How WWE should have booked Goldberg. it's already a thing, m8.
+Dr.Thomas Elliot but not "10 things WWE wants you to forget about Goldberg" different things
need some help with your computer?
just press F- 5
🤣🤣🤣
I think you forgot the time he cried after losing the title to Eddie.
That Zach Cowan voice skit had me in tears. Great job Adam!
NFL'S nice moments
1.Brock lesnars jersey number
Miss you Adam..as does work and glodborg
They want you to forget that he can do more than one move
All the punching and screaming skits in this made me fucking lose it 😂😂😂😂
3:25 - "Evidently, Brock loves the Minnesota Vikings. I've never seen eye-to-eye with them personally, but that's a private matter. They know what they did." LMFAO
I laughed harder than I probably SHOULD have at this. It's one of those jokes that if you're not paying attention, it could slip by you because Adam talks so fast.
This is the best video I've seen that you have made yet. lolz
Goldberg vs. Brock Kesnar is a PERFECT example of how a shitty crowd can ruin a decent match (it wasn't the best of matches, but it wasn't bad).
I'm not sure about the WWE, but I know one thing Lesnar himself wants to forget: Jim Cornette got the better of him. This happened in OVW, and Lesnar's mammoth push was swelling his ego. During a promo, although he was the heel, Lesnar touched a nerve with Cornette when he mentioned Synn (Cornette's eventual wife) for no apparent reason. Cornette had repeatedly warned him about his behavior, but this was the final straw. What Cornette said exactly was never revealed, but all accounts imply that he threatened to shoot Lesnar if he ever pulled a stunt like that again. Talk about a dent to his pride!
he lost those fights because of divertculitis and JDS and Cain Velasquez's fists.
Jokea about Brock being a big tough guy will never get old
The jokes about him punching trees . . straight fire lmao. 😂😂
actually backstage, Brock was Loved by the Superstars/Divas after what he did to Zach Gowan. Apparently Zach was a complete a$$hole backstage
I HATE Lesnar. The guy IRL doesn't give a damn about the WWE, doesn't give a damn about the wrestling business doesn't give a damn about the fans, and they STILL feed everyone to Lesnar in squash matches. He didn't deserve to end 'Taker's streak. If someone's going to break the streak, at least let it be someone who actually cares about the business.
The balls on you man. That is very bold of you.
But seriously Brock is also a shit person.
it's fake
i totally agree i hate him too he didnt even get punished for failing a drug test
Say that to Brock lesnars face and be eaten alive and digested with many mini fists
My friend met Brock lesnar in Eden prairie during his birthday party and he was a pretty nice giy
If I ever mention any of these to him tell my mom I was killed by the lovechild of a bus and a blue whale and was raised by the concept of punching
His last match with Kurt was in IGF, not New Japan. It was for the IWGP championship because Antonio Inoki took the 3rd belt with him to his new promotion.
Honestly Adam doing the whole "Comparing him to a volcano and him eating people and shit" is so funny to me XD
10 divas wwe want you to forget. Obvs Chyna will be number 1.
That Criss guys wife
Damn Whatculture wrestling videos used to be so awesome!!
Are we just not gonna talk about how Brock’s Vikings number was 69
I love Adam's jokes about Lesnar. They always make me laugh without fail
I don't think people realize that Lesnar could have made it in the NFL if he had stuck with it. They offered him a position in NFL Europa in order for him to learn the game.
The man is a freak of nature, regardless of how you feel about him personally. WWE superstar, possible NFL DT, and MMA World Champion... it's insane.