god listening to this show practically makes me cry... used to stay up and listen to it every night in my bed, unknown to my parents, at age 10-12... now I'm 17 and I wish for times like that to come back to me. guess this is what growing up feels like
lmao this mouth breather was being nostalgic about a show that had been off the air for only 4 years lmao its been 22 years now and his comment is how i feel
Similar shit has happened to me so many times when asking basic information from women. It is so infuriating, you are convinced that they are pretending to be that dense
I dated a girl who had a degree in anthropology from UCLA, she couldn't define what anthropology is. And, much like this caller, she didn't simply not know, her response to "what is anthropology," consisted of her realizing I knew she didn't know what the word was defined as and sent her into a long winded equivocation about how it could means different things to different people and blah blah blah. Really the bitch just like international travel so she picked a major that would allow her to do that.
I used to listen to this show from about 2000-2002 religiously every night. And I gotta tell you, I learned more about the stupidity of the youth than I did anything else. I was speechless on at least one occasion every night on account of a callers stupidity. I think that and Adam Corolla's wit were a tie for entertainment value and why I listened EVERY FUCK night.
Love the revelation that the whole time she thought that the door was a metaphor for something, presumably her vagina. Another problem with the way women think is that they are incapable of taking anything literally. Everything has a subtext or is a metaphor for something else.
I started listening in '92 but I haven't listened in a while, I remember back then Ricky Rackman was co-host and in '94 Adam came in the picture and it was all 3 for a few weeks and then Ricky left to get his own radio show and I was bummed out that he left but then I noticed Adam was funnier so it all worked out. 10 years after Adam left and I only listen now and then.
GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.
This the greatest clip I've listened to today and I've listened to a LOT. I am seriously having to turn it off so I can finish the last 10 minutes of my cubicled day without keeling over with laughter.
The problem is Adam made a joke in the beginning about her clitoris, and she didn't realize he was just joking, so when he followed up with a question about "her doorway" she thought that was a euphemism for some part of her sexual anatomy.
From the 2006 IRC: - R311.4.2 Door type and size. The required exit door shall be a side-hinged door not less than 3' in width and 6'8" in height. Other doors shall not be required to comply with these minimum dimensions. - 5. Door openings within a dwelling unit or sleeping unit shall not be less than 78" in height. - 6. Exterior door openings in dwelling units and sleeping units, other than the required exit door, shall not be less than 76" in height.
$0.70 is truly an outrage especially for this girl. I've listened to this episode and this bit about 20 times over the past year or so and i always verbally say "oh wow" at 5:17. it makes no sense
it was the january fifth, 2005 episode where linkin park was on. the charity was tsunami relief. i've been listening to old episodes and just happened to be in that time frame so i've been hearing the followups as well. haven't gotten to the astrophysicist yet though.
Yesterday they chatted with a guy who claimed that he "blasted" six to eight times a day. The guys were wondering what came out the eighth time, whether it was powder, a ghost or one's soul.
I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).
@captainpegs07 Because it said she was from Ontario means she's Canadian? Or did you hear that Carolla mentioned Ontario is also a city in California??
his last show was april 17....and u can thank anderson for adam not makin an appereance on last nights show. Tom Green didnt show up and Dr. Drew said "call Carolla get him in here or call andy dick" Anderson "i call andy dick"
I like Adam, he's a real talent. I was turned off by Dr. Drew around 4-years ago because once a young lady called the show and was clearly depressed and thinking about throwing in the towel. Drew was cold and harsh towards her and said some crap about how she was just trying to get attention, and so he hung up on her and the show went on. After that I never much liked the guy.
I heard that he volunteered to leave in order for the station to cut costs...Something about they didn't have enough money to pay the salaries of both Stryker and Dr. Drew. "On April 22, 2009, Stryker announced that due to financial cutbacks at Westwood One, he would be leaving the show. Dr. Drew will continue to host the show with a rotating cast of co-hosts and guests."
"She's laughing because she's stupid and she's stalling for TIME!" Hahahaha!!
"How tall are you? I'm 5'12". Almost 6" lol
+Michael Foisset I think you mean 6'. 6" is 6 inches. Ironically people in construction might be lol at you. No offense
+Jeff Cram The 5' 12" is another loveline classic call. Search for it on youtube it's fantastic.
"THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!!!!"
Adam Carolla will never be defeated. He was the best host ever. It was at it's finest when it was Riki Racthman, Adam, and Drew. Classic stuff.
god listening to this show practically makes me cry... used to stay up and listen to it every night in my bed, unknown to my parents, at age 10-12... now I'm 17 and I wish for times like that to come back to me. guess this is what growing up feels like
@Chris Holy fucking shit just now was I thinking "bro you're only 17, it hasn't even been that long" until I read your comment
lmao this mouth breather was being nostalgic about a show that had been off the air for only 4 years lmao its been 22 years now and his comment is how i feel
Now you're about 30. Gee wiz time flies.
working in a technical field, i have to agree. 70 cents is an outrage
"I will see you in estimation hell."
That line just absolutely cracked me up.
i listen to this every night when i go to bed lol
"Listen Stonehenge..." I love that.
Greatest insult ever.
Similar shit has happened to me so many times when asking basic information from women. It is so infuriating, you are convinced that they are pretending to be that dense
I dated a girl who had a degree in anthropology from UCLA, she couldn't define what anthropology is. And, much like this caller, she didn't simply not know, her response to "what is anthropology," consisted of her realizing I knew she didn't know what the word was defined as and sent her into a long winded equivocation about how it could means different things to different people and blah blah blah. Really the bitch just like international travel so she picked a major that would allow her to do that.
I loved listening to Loveline. It made me feel so much better about myself.
Still does right?
listen stonehenge
Greatest insult ever!
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...
She couldn't have been sober. Remember the D.U.I.'s she mentioned? She probably got wasted before calling in.
When Adam just jumps into his rage-voice, I can't help but laugh my fucking ass off.
"Is Phyllis Diller on the other line?" I lost it 😂😂
I used to listen to this show from about 2000-2002 religiously every night. And I gotta tell you, I learned more about the stupidity of the youth than I did anything else. I was speechless on at least one occasion every night on account of a callers stupidity. I think that and Adam Corolla's wit were a tie for entertainment value and why I listened EVERY FUCK night.
Sounds like Seth Green.
"Oh, that's right, you can't talk to women about measurement."
since she had so many DUIs, adam should have asked her how tall a beer bottle is
"Let's go back to the 60's when we started this call"
LOL
"just because i enjoy pain" ohhh adam
Adam is 100% correct
Love the revelation that the whole time she thought that the door was a metaphor for something, presumably her vagina. Another problem with the way women think is that they are incapable of taking anything literally. Everything has a subtext or is a metaphor for something else.
I started listening in '92 but I haven't listened in a while, I remember back then Ricky Rackman was co-host and in '94 Adam came in the picture and it was all 3 for a few weeks and then Ricky left to get his own radio show and I was bummed out that he left but then I noticed Adam was funnier so it all worked out. 10 years after Adam left and I only listen now and then.
I completely forgot about Loveline, I used to listen to them every week, this was the greatest podcast lol.
omg i was in tears listening to this. and that drop was aweomse "5'12....almost 6" LOL
GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.
This lady is pissing me off much more than she should...
t-t-t-t-today junior!
God I miss the Drew/Carolla days of Loveline....this was my sexual education growing up :)
"Are you considered retarded? Because I'm gonna start being nice and feeling sorry for you in a second."
OMG I can't wait to say that to someone! :)
They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. I'm an expert in the latter.
if i was 6 ft tall i would tell people 5'12" just because most people would be utterly confused and the response would be hilarious.
Hahahaha... "I will see you in Estimation Hell.." Adam is the man...
definitely not a jew.
3:14 is why we love Adam 😂😂😂😂
I like when Adam loses it and calls the first caller a witch, hahahaha
"I talk to a Chia Pet I get more answers". lmao
This the greatest clip I've listened to today and I've listened to a LOT. I am seriously having to turn it off so I can finish the last 10 minutes of my cubicled day without keeling over with laughter.
the floor is where your feet go!
I remember listening to this live years ago. Weird, lol.
The problem is Adam made a joke in the beginning about her clitoris, and she didn't realize he was just joking, so when he followed up with a question about "her doorway" she thought that was a euphemism for some part of her sexual anatomy.
Jason Crispell that's why she's a fucking idiot.
@@Virjunior01 The answer to everything is to apply a little coke to the tip and carry on.
From the 2006 IRC:
- R311.4.2 Door type and size. The required exit door shall be a side-hinged door not less than 3' in width and 6'8" in height. Other doors shall not be required to comply with these minimum dimensions.
- 5. Door openings within a dwelling unit or sleeping unit shall not be less than 78" in height.
- 6. Exterior door openings in dwelling units and sleeping units, other than the
required exit door, shall not be less than 76" in height.
Adam was awesome.
And it's true - the vast majority of women I've worked with have sucked at making spacial rationalizations.
I can't believe she doesn't understand the question.
now that carolla is free from free fm, i'm crossing for adam's loveline comeback.
lmao! "five foot 12 almost 6"
and at first i thought "doorway was a metaphor too but after the second time i frikin got the hint
Classic radio haha
"The floor is where your feet go, right?!" 😂
T-T-TODAY JOONYUH
"I talk to a Chia Pet, I'd get more answers"
This girl sounds like the woman who called in to thank Stryker for sharing the cork screw method.
He's hilarious, but I'm always a little concerned that he's serious about everything.
1. woman
2. canadian
I was actually IMPRESSED with her brains.
Adam is A GENIUS
Crazy how times have changed in just 13 years.
Anyone who didn't know what he was talking about was either not paying attention or as clueless as she was. Plain and simple.
$0.70 is truly an outrage especially for this girl. I've listened to this episode and this bit about 20 times over the past year or so and i always verbally say "oh wow" at 5:17. it makes no sense
If u said this today there would be outrage
IM OUTRAGED ITS OVER 40 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR. I REALLY AM.
this is so amazing and needs to come back... this is how stupid women were 15+ years ago... imagine NOW!
lmfao the end is classic
I guessed 8 feet on the door, but I'm a short man at 5'6 so in my mind doorways seem way higher :X
it was the january fifth, 2005 episode where linkin park was on. the charity was tsunami relief. i've been listening to old episodes and just happened to be in that time frame so i've been hearing the followups as well. haven't gotten to the astrophysicist yet though.
David Alan Grier:I will be on Loveline tonight with Adam Carolla. Listen up !!
i remember listening to this love..fucking classic..i miss this
"Ditzy" doesn't even touch the tip of this iceberg. More like a drunk that didn't consume any alcohol if such a thing is possible.
i miss this show, DAMN YOU D/FW!
I remember that episode! That guy was so stoned!
best phone call ever. period.
"and tell your husband he did a good job writing that down on a piece of scratch paper."
"Listen, you wench..." God I love the Ace Man
Adam and Drew were awesome. I still like Loveline but I do miss the old days
At first I was offended, but then I laughed until I cried.
"Listen, Stonehenge."
Yesterday they chatted with a guy who claimed that he "blasted" six to eight times a day. The guys were wondering what came out the eighth time, whether it was powder, a ghost or one's soul.
I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).
9-01-2003 with Seth Green. Classic episode
OMG! when did that happen? i havent listened in a few weeks? this is exciting!
@captainpegs07 Because it said she was from Ontario means she's Canadian? Or did you hear that Carolla mentioned Ontario is also a city in California??
A-goddamned-greed.
TIL the floor is where your feet go 🤣
LMAO Here's the original: Loveline - 5'12"... almost 6 feet.
I'm like 5' 12" almost 6' HAHAHA
his last show was april 17....and u can thank anderson for adam not makin an appereance on last nights show. Tom Green didnt show up and Dr. Drew said "call Carolla get him in here or call andy dick" Anderson "i call andy dick"
Fuck'n a buds i used to listen to this shit in middle school when i went to bed on my Walkman that got fm
LMAO i'm rolling around the floor
this is so hilarious.
LOL nobody rips into another as hard as Adam does.
love line is the best!
this show is still on 10 pm 2 12pm Chicago time.
I know what you're talking about, but unfortunately I can't remember when that episode aired, otherwise I would add it.
It's all in good fun, just like women make fun of men, like not being able to put down the toilet seat etc.
I like Adam, he's a real talent. I was turned off by Dr. Drew around 4-years ago because once a young lady called the show and was clearly depressed and thinking about throwing in the towel. Drew was cold and harsh towards her and said some crap about how she was just trying to get attention, and so he hung up on her and the show went on. After that I never much liked the guy.
what kind of bike do you drive?
i think communication was the real issue here.
she obviously thought he was talking about something else
my main man manaise
I heard that he volunteered to leave in order for the station to cut costs...Something about they didn't have enough money to pay the salaries of both Stryker and Dr. Drew.
"On April 22, 2009, Stryker announced that due to financial cutbacks at Westwood One, he would be leaving the show. Dr. Drew will continue to host the show with a rotating cast of co-hosts and guests."
God I have these conversations all the time with my girlfriend
@Hakuro10 no that was seth green. That 's why adam called him "seth"