I Broke My Wrist M*sturbating

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  • Опубліковано 6 січ 2025

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  • @CerosTelevision
    @CerosTelevision  20 днів тому +186

    I’m never running out of videos

    • @CerosTelevision
      @CerosTelevision  20 днів тому +12

      Sub to my Patreon link on description

    • @Zzillas14
      @Zzillas14 20 днів тому +8

      I can tell, bros life is an adventure

    • @Lilbuddy_splatoon3
      @Lilbuddy_splatoon3 19 днів тому +6

      Yeah you have a second wrist too

    • @somniumlucidus969
      @somniumlucidus969 19 днів тому +1

      Bro. You are a true artiste. Not sure I've ever seen anyone with more authentic content.

  • @heterosapien6667
    @heterosapien6667 20 днів тому +333

    Not even batman would get this information out of me bro

    • @em8625
      @em8625 19 днів тому +16

      And I feel like that’s what’s so compelling.

  • @robby4770
    @robby4770 19 днів тому +96

    Just when I think I’m numb to the shock of this man’s titles he pulls something even more jarring out

  • @jollyrozrandomvids
    @jollyrozrandomvids 20 днів тому +202

    Your a brave man for posting this on a public platform

    • @imagineme9
      @imagineme9 20 днів тому +5

      Playform???????

    • @sabazu.
      @sabazu. 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@imagineme9 Well You know theres a Lot of playful people on this comment section xD

    • @RoboCop4000
      @RoboCop4000 20 днів тому

      ​@@imagineme9 yes, playform

    • @YouAreAmerican1776
      @YouAreAmerican1776 20 днів тому +6

      @@imagineme9It’s called a platform, you half digested donut

    • @imagineme9
      @imagineme9 19 днів тому

      @@YouAreAmerican1776 I got 2 hours of sleep last night I see it now

  • @hellbreakfast
    @hellbreakfast 20 днів тому +76

    This story of woeful gooning is mesmerizing. I was painting and I've fully stopped and looked up at the screen. He just loops his ideas into each other like a knit sweater. A knit sweater on a tiny trojan horse with a personal growth lesson inside.
    I do not regret subscribing today.

    • @animewatchinrobo
      @animewatchinrobo 19 днів тому +5

      tbh "trojan horse with a personal growth lesson inside" is rlly good way to explain ceros's content lol

  • @chadthompson4177
    @chadthompson4177 20 днів тому +136

    So glad UA-cam knows me so well

    • @Femboy.jax.
      @Femboy.jax. 20 днів тому

      This video is a massed cry for help if you didn't figure it out you are not okay. seek help

    • @Imperfectcub
      @Imperfectcub 19 днів тому +1

      Same

  • @UndeniableFate
    @UndeniableFate 20 днів тому +75

    becomes a full-time content creator and this what he drops first lmao

  • @AgathaHasABlunt
    @AgathaHasABlunt 20 днів тому +79

    That title had to make my stupid ass think for the first time in months

  • @VoidOnly
    @VoidOnly 20 днів тому +40

    The fact that the green screen is not fully taking over the screen is one of the reasons why I always watch

  • @OwOIord
    @OwOIord 20 днів тому +45

    Pov: You're Ceros
    *Achievement Unlocked: How Did We Get Here?*

  • @d3tuned378
    @d3tuned378 20 днів тому +48

    I want to believe everything on this channel is real. Truly I do.

  • @12ww37
    @12ww37 20 днів тому +39

    Next video: Why I might be D.B Cooper

  • @Aso7989
    @Aso7989 20 днів тому +76

    I thought your next video wouldn’t surprise me again…I was wrong 😭

    • @UnknownA.P
      @UnknownA.P 20 днів тому +9

      He has a story for EVERYTHING😂

    • @the-bruh.cum5
      @the-bruh.cum5 20 днів тому

      At this point I'm desensitized. He's just crazy sometimes

  • @WaddleWhite-r8w
    @WaddleWhite-r8w 20 днів тому +17

    The FBI couldn't have extracted this from me. Bro is getting to comfortable, we don't know you like that.

  • @jamutiramin868
    @jamutiramin868 20 днів тому +7

    The lore always gets more complex.

  • @Andrew-ms4dr
    @Andrew-ms4dr 19 днів тому +5

    why does a video about breaking your wrist while strokin it have the best advice about anger ive ever heard in my life and so wiseful

  • @dreamerdoes_is_love8986
    @dreamerdoes_is_love8986 17 днів тому +1

    I clicked on this after watching one other video of yours and because of the title thinking "this man is so unhinged " i mean i love it..
    I am intrigued.
    But what???(I didn't think it could get more unhinged and deeper emotionally than the last one at the same time., but trust it can)
    But tell ne why this was actually so deep. No pun intended. Like emotionally. Feel, Be human, just feel. Fr man, ffr.

  • @Meeegl
    @Meeegl 20 днів тому +15

    Nah bro that’s just the mark of a true professional

  • @chillero3heftig712
    @chillero3heftig712 20 днів тому +3

    people usually dont know that healthy anger needs to be released since they rightfully fear angry people and stigmatize anger in general. its good you made this video

  • @Muffinzy
    @Muffinzy 20 днів тому +9

    this gives a whole new meaning to a "rager"

  • @potatofarmer9488
    @potatofarmer9488 20 днів тому +55

    why is bro trying to make this philosophical, you beat your meat and broke your wrist..

    • @MAXCOIncorporated
      @MAXCOIncorporated 19 днів тому +15

      Maybe cuz it is

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 19 днів тому +11

      Van Gogh cut off his own ear and people call him one of the greatest artists, how is this any different?

    • @Duckz4bucks
      @Duckz4bucks 18 днів тому

      @@somkeshav4143 this is about the art itself though

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 18 днів тому +1

      @Duckz4bucks It's both, he actually did cut off his ear. Back then, all they could do was paint. If Van Gogh was around now, he would be making YT videos lol

  • @Millie-qx8ly
    @Millie-qx8ly 19 днів тому +3

    Its so crazy how braking your wrist while jorkin it can lead you to re think life

  • @tildemyou
    @tildemyou 20 днів тому +4

    I just found you the past couple days but I saw you're trying to go full time and I'm rooting for you but also low key concerned? 2 vids per day is a lot for this kinda format. ANYWAY. I wanna share something my mom told me and lots of other people that's always been a helpful lens for this particular topic:
    Anger is always from a place of fear or pain.
    So this is helpful sometimes, for different reasons. But if you're having issues with anger a lot, maybe start trying to identify what hurt or scared you in the situation and what you can do to address that (if anything! Including various types of acceptance) in the future.
    Alternately, if anger is not just the only thing you can express but it's the only thing that really FEELS, like, everything else feels dull and shitty, I haven't watched much of your videos so idfk your mental shit and I'm not gonna armchair diagnose. But apparently it's more common than I thought for people have dysthymia (Persistent Depressive Disorder) and with that it's common to find a sense of pleasure from "negative" emotions because at least it's some kind of controllable, intense, feelable feeling. Food for thought, been thinking about these topics and doing a lot of reading and stuff about them myself, so wanted to leave a comment. Don't burn yourself out before you even get a chance to start, rooting for you fam

  • @FluffySkelly
    @FluffySkelly 19 днів тому +3

    This man is so goddamn profound but only whilst conversing with himself on the most incredibly silly goofy topics, AND IT WORKS!!!!!

  • @lilKumori
    @lilKumori 20 днів тому +3

    crazy work man 🤣😭 good content fashoo

  • @bonelessbaby6908
    @bonelessbaby6908 19 днів тому +2

    Came for the wild title, stayed for the wisdom.

  • @animewatchinrobo
    @animewatchinrobo 19 днів тому +2

    "THE WRIST BROKE BEFORE THE CAWCK DID, CEROS STANDS!"

  • @ashemocha
    @ashemocha 16 днів тому

    only these types of vids show up when im incredibly high
    i love it

  • @builderdog3875
    @builderdog3875 20 днів тому +4

    Exactly why I don't use my hands.

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud 19 днів тому +5

      Whose hands do you use then

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 19 днів тому +1

      @CapnBlud No ones, I *literally* rub one out (with my blankets)
      The feeling you can achieve is magical, whether you want a silky smooth experience with say a sleeping bag, or a rough and dirt experience with a rug. There's all sorts of textures and tastes to experience when you take the moto "rub one out" to heart.

  • @Golgari_janitor
    @Golgari_janitor 16 днів тому

    Watched for a funny story and ended up more enlightened. 10/10

  • @61ozneakaenzo16
    @61ozneakaenzo16 20 днів тому +3

    I spat out my water when i read that notification

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 19 днів тому +1

    Bro aint hiding nothin from us 💀🙏

  • @shamardaniel4819
    @shamardaniel4819 18 днів тому +1

    Just when I thought it was just a joke…

  • @KonstanziaKenway
    @KonstanziaKenway 20 днів тому +8

    *shakes head* Did you learn nothing from Yamcha? You don't enter the gravity chamber at 300gs when you're used to 10gs. You gradually work your way up to the advanced techniques.

  • @leoberg118
    @leoberg118 18 днів тому

    I might be wrong, but I think you would make a brilliant writer. You make hilarious or outwardly awkward situations that reveal real subtextual themes and messages.

  • @emilyberryhill5401
    @emilyberryhill5401 15 днів тому

    Damn even ur cells felt ur anger

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 16 днів тому

    This is prolly the craziest title ive ever seen

  • @jadziamerriberri
    @jadziamerriberri 20 днів тому +1

    Anger is a motivational force; what we do with it is up to us. All feelings are valid. ❤ Well said.
    I broke my toe in anger, too: that was 13 years ago, and the toe still hurts when it gets cold and damp outside. So glad that I don't have a johnson to worry about breaking. 😂 (Although I think I'm past the "internalizing bad feelings" stage now. 🤞)

  • @Splyras
    @Splyras 20 днів тому +2

    God I love this guy

  • @santherstat
    @santherstat 20 днів тому

    this is a hell of a video and I am here for it

  • @esjorgen1
    @esjorgen1 20 днів тому +2

    Gotta be one of the best upcoming youtubers

    • @esjorgen1
      @esjorgen1 20 днів тому

      Also love the New hair

  • @SonOfLaughter07
    @SonOfLaughter07 20 днів тому +4

    You said you were a youth pastor in the past video. What if they see this 💀

  • @Dogmccheese
    @Dogmccheese 20 днів тому +4

    You just posted a video that was like, hella serious yesterday too😭😭😭

  • @five_pennies
    @five_pennies 19 днів тому +3

    Thanks for sharing

    • @five_pennies
      @five_pennies 19 днів тому +1

      I commented before watching the full video and I have to say, listening to you tell me to get in touch with my feelings while eating fish sticks at 2:55 in the morning is one of the more surreal experiences I've ever had. This is youtube the way it was meant to be.

  • @bigplayrbgprayr
    @bigplayrbgprayr 20 днів тому +4

    Cavocating lol

  • @billygoatguy3960
    @billygoatguy3960 19 днів тому

    ive watched you before but this earned my sub

  • @Hatman7525
    @Hatman7525 20 днів тому +6

    This happened to me on meth. Im serious

  • @mogegh2062
    @mogegh2062 20 днів тому +3

    just read the title... i am intrigued

  • @unknownusrname
    @unknownusrname 20 днів тому +1

    i hope your wrist heals up well

  • @EinBienenliebhaber
    @EinBienenliebhaber 19 днів тому

    You are unapologetically funny

  • @ThatGuy-Jai
    @ThatGuy-Jai 20 днів тому +2

    That shit sounds impossible lmao

  • @spFOX-pz3fx
    @spFOX-pz3fx 20 днів тому

    BRUH! you couldn't torture that information out of me.

  • @bigplayrbgprayr
    @bigplayrbgprayr 20 днів тому +1

    😊😂😂 you crasy bro candles 🕯️ lit oil on the chest 😂

  • @greggreg979
    @greggreg979 19 днів тому

    I don't see an issue, he's clearly trying to go competitive

  • @ayumievalenzuela1761
    @ayumievalenzuela1761 20 днів тому +2

    Its okayyyyy😖

  • @SwirlyCurlyy
    @SwirlyCurlyy 19 днів тому

    not even the mfs at Guantanamo Bay could get this outta me bro

  • @SuperboyCSM
    @SuperboyCSM 20 днів тому +2

    peak utube

  • @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT
    @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT 19 днів тому

    Vicks vapor rub 😂😂

  • @abfsyzfo
    @abfsyzfo 20 днів тому

    Thanks. Never again.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ 20 днів тому

    Feel better soon! 😏😅

  • @Thefurryinfinite
    @Thefurryinfinite 19 днів тому

    relatable 💀

  • @j-core2895
    @j-core2895 20 днів тому +5

    How do you even make this shit bro

  • @bladethewitch1442
    @bladethewitch1442 19 днів тому

    Gen z philosophers: (this video)

  • @algirdasltu1389
    @algirdasltu1389 19 днів тому

    Not the thumbnail... 😂

  • @tvau1187
    @tvau1187 19 днів тому

    The bills must be due

  • @edenogenerative
    @edenogenerative 19 днів тому

    i dont even care if its fake anymore

    • @KINGOFALLSEMENDEMONS
      @KINGOFALLSEMENDEMONS 19 днів тому

      He’s videos are definitely fake there is no way this much crazy things are happening to him

  • @tatacraft791
    @tatacraft791 19 днів тому

    NAHHH THAT'S CRAZY

  • @matiktherapper7094
    @matiktherapper7094 20 днів тому

    Breaking ya wrist beating on schmeat is crazy

  • @theevilbeastmostfoul
    @theevilbeastmostfoul 20 днів тому

    relatable bro

  • @checkoffgames
    @checkoffgames 20 днів тому

    That's tough homie

  • @Muffinzy
    @Muffinzy 20 днів тому

    feel better soon lol

  • @FlamingHeartzze
    @FlamingHeartzze 20 днів тому

    Rest in peace

  • @Nikitow
    @Nikitow 15 днів тому

    Okay, who pissed on the captions?

  • @Tigerbro6
    @Tigerbro6 20 днів тому

    Love the team rocket shirt lol

  • @theimpulsivevulcan5346
    @theimpulsivevulcan5346 20 днів тому

    bro sounds different

  • @bluekaiokenobama
    @bluekaiokenobama 20 днів тому +1

    LMFAO WHATT 😭🙏

  • @bigplayrbgprayr
    @bigplayrbgprayr 20 днів тому

    Anger 😮😅

  • @pyrohp
    @pyrohp 19 днів тому

    Crazy video, kinda peak message tho

  • @Ivory-f5b
    @Ivory-f5b 19 днів тому

    Do you think the colour green is better than the colour orange

  • @ItsTheOfficialDH
    @ItsTheOfficialDH 15 днів тому +1

    you lost all your aura *pernamently* and you are *NOT* getting any of it back *EVER*.

  • @termstaken
    @termstaken 19 днів тому

    dawg.........

  • @moneyballerlee
    @moneyballerlee 20 днів тому

    you need an intro gang

  • @6host288
    @6host288 20 днів тому

    Why would someone get a review on pto? Wait it is paid time off yeah?

  • @bob8079
    @bob8079 20 днів тому

    fascinating

  • @nateB-l7k
    @nateB-l7k 20 днів тому +3

    You what now

  • @aron1626
    @aron1626 17 днів тому

    I’m sorry

  • @Ottobon
    @Ottobon 20 днів тому

    damn what

  • @Kingnotorious22
    @Kingnotorious22 20 днів тому

    Have you ever read Jung?

  • @dylanbanks7022
    @dylanbanks7022 19 днів тому

    Phl 4:13
    I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me

  • @Misoforg
    @Misoforg 19 днів тому

    I dont understand anymore, is this real, is this satire? I dont understand anymore. Subscribed.

  • @AshtonGoodlett
    @AshtonGoodlett 20 днів тому

    BRUDDA WHAT

  • @aexxir
    @aexxir 20 днів тому

    dawg i saw the title and assumed ts was like when you were 15 or sum

  • @tomfoolery4024
    @tomfoolery4024 20 днів тому

    nice vid but i think the old subtitles look better

  • @aadurite
    @aadurite 20 днів тому

    Ngl.. i dont get the message on this video 💀

  • @CommanderGoFard
    @CommanderGoFard 20 днів тому

    thats crazy

  • @grandpa676
    @grandpa676 17 днів тому

    no you didn’t😂

  • @Radientzone345
    @Radientzone345 19 днів тому

    Do you have an inner voice or nah?

  • @degg6069
    @degg6069 20 днів тому

    I'm not straight

  • @chillero3heftig712
    @chillero3heftig712 20 днів тому

    emotions are hormones and anger sends hormones that put a cap on our ability to think. that was evolutionary useful so we would act instead of sit there and think about smaller consequences or end up not acting. so theres scientific proof that anger makes stupid
    my neighbor asked me to help her build a shelf and there was one screw missing. after we couldnt find it anywhere at all, she was the type who kept searching, and i was the type not exactly giving up, but sitting down thinking "is there any place where we didnt search but didnt think of" and conteplated whether we have to wait til the next day and buy a screw, because we had no proof that ikea didnt put too few screws right?
    in the end she finally came to the shelf where we had now placed the tools on and lifted them, and the screw was under one of them in an angle we absolutely couldnt see. she ended up finding it with her method and mine didnt work that time lol

  • @mous.lwa.5329
    @mous.lwa.5329 20 днів тому

    Crazy