Way to go man you had me in stitches all the way through this I don't think I've laughed this hard in years f****** thank you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
Juan 60 no scope! Plus I'm definitely playing Juan-lo now Also border patrol, run mis amigos! There were many more things I could add, but I'm on the run from immigration so I can't type it😀
“Actually *puts on nerd glasses* the average grunt in halo infinite is around 5 1/2 feet tall, therefore the grunt in the beginning of the video is either smaller than average or your about as tall as a Spartan. Speaking of, you and your friend are likely around 7'2 in this video seeing how that’s master chiefs height. And don’t even get me STARTED on the M16 that shoots lazars” ☝️🤓
“You”…”I don’t speak English.” I started laughing out loud while in the gym. Funny, simply funny. “No Scope”, 😆 Would have been an even greater ending if he would have gone and maybe done a couple “squats” over the enemy.
i started laughing at "why does the chupacabra need a gun?" - "times are tough"... 5 minutes after the video, i was able to stop laughing to say: good job, another banger obi juan kanobi
“Why does the Chupacabra need a gun?”
“Times are tough, times are tough.”😂
Name another animal that has tusks.
I loved it too.
😂
i mean when master chief joins ice. you gotta do what you gotta do.
The delivery was 🔥 too
The total commitment to the “he doesn’t speak English” but was COMEDY GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
This followed the storyline closer than the TV series.
@NorgumiOwOfr 😢
Master cheeks ?
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@@derekmcfadyen127 ayo?
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Juan should be a dlc character for halo
Fr fr
Definitely!
Definitely!
Definitely!
Definitely!
Master Chief using an AR? Tough times indeed.
That shoots lasers too, its crazy
Not to mention the stock being held on by electrical tape.
M4A1
M16A1 or A2.... didn't realize those were still around lol
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One of your best videos yet!!! 😂😂😂
ITS RANCH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
David PLEASE MAKE THIS A multi-part series 😭😭😭
Ngl that would be cool more halo 😢
Yeah
We Halo fans really be starving for content
It can't be a multi part series, Juan would finish the fight in just one more episode anyway.
“Ohhhh Aaaaliiiens not aliens” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao! This is more lore accurate than the TV series. Chief keeps his helmet on.
“Did Biden send you?” 😂 That was great.
Nope. Indiana Governor Holcomb.
"No scope, baby! Let's go!" 😂😂😂
180 no scope
This CGI is a lot better than some recent MCU offerings
David is back and he is better than ever in his all new Halo movie! Coming to UA-cam right now!
That "NO SCOPE BABY LET'S GOOOOOO!!!" HAD ME ROLLING😂
YES 😂
Thanks!
I was laughing so much at this, this was golden, awesome work David. God bless.
Dude, the epic music when Master Chief came 😍
This was amazing! Hilarious! And that Halo costume is very cool, must’ve been pricey.
“Es la chupacabra” got me dyingg
Loved the humor. Thanks, David!
"are you border patrol" 😭😭
The CG is getting a lot better!
“Oooooo, still not specific enough for us.” 😂
Massively underrated, 10/10 🔥🔥
Appropriately rated! 10/10 🔥🔥🔥
11/10
So good! Your productions look more and more pro with each video
When Juan pointed to his friend as he turned away was hilarious 😂
A shovel should be a melee weapon in Halo and master chief should say "dig it!" when the grunts fly.
Juan just proved himself as being a good asset for the Master Chief and has NO Military background but sure can use the shovel like a Pro.
This cgi is getting better and better 😂❤ love you David been here since vine
We need this to be a movie😂
I laughed at the short version, and then went to your page to find this and laughed even more. Super funny. Thanks!
I love the un copyrightable star wars music
Been looking forward to seeing this for awhile well done!
Lol keep em coming. .. Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Juan, I'm looking for someone to mow my grass it pays $10. If you don't want to do it I'll have David or Josh do it. LOL
Bro, you gotta stop😂, not really I'm dying over laughing. Way to represent Oside. Lol😂
This is great! Awesome work from you and your team!
Great video David !♥Thank you for the video ! ☺♥
Right on brother thanks for the content
Way to go man you had me in stitches all the way through this I don't think I've laughed this hard in years f****** thank you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
Juan would make a great Spartan!!!!!!
Juan and friends will save the day! I love yo guys! ❤❤❤❤❤
Christ, I've got snot coming out of my nose I'm laughing so hard. No clue why but for some reason this just hits a funny bone
Jefe Maestro Juan, let's go
0:36
Master Chief appears, this epic music though.
You have no idea how much I needed to laugh right now. Thank you so much for this!!! ❣️🙃❣️
I would love to have a Juan Skin for Halo coupled with a few Juan-based lines to go with it! 😂
David you're Brilliant omg your skits. 😂😂😂
The HALO we actually wanted.
I love how Juan thundercunts the grunt with a shovel
Love watching Juan 😂
Oh my goodness, that had me laughing so hard I was tearing up 😂
Juan 60 no scope!
Plus I'm definitely playing Juan-lo now
Also border patrol, run mis amigos!
There were many more things I could add, but I'm on the run from immigration so I can't type it😀
They got RoboCop out here 😂😂😂
That was a good quality video.👍
Couldn't stop laughing, Great Stuff.
These Juan videos never get old.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re the best David!
I wanna see Juan become a spartan as master chiefs side kick
Btw epic no scope 😂🎉
Dude your videos are hilarious 😂
This is what I live for
Glad you are able to keep at it!
Amazing video hope there is a part 2.
I love that the grunt had a plasma rifle but master chief was just using a modern day rifle. 😂
They’re taking boarder patrol seriously, they got freaking Robo cop out here!
😂
His shovel swing is right there with Happy’s.
Damn better storyline than the series😂
Wow that halo armor looked pretty good i womrer how Long that took
Someone tell Chief, he has the wrong AR
Love watching these ty
Juan vs John
"Did Biden send you" 🤣
Does anyone else miss when grunts could talk in Halo? It was way more fun.
This is gold
That was awesome! 😂
“Actually *puts on nerd glasses* the average grunt in halo infinite is around 5 1/2 feet tall, therefore the grunt in the beginning of the video is either smaller than average or your about as tall as a Spartan. Speaking of, you and your friend are likely around 7'2 in this video seeing how that’s master chiefs height. And don’t even get me STARTED on the M16 that shoots lazars” ☝️🤓
Funniest thing I've seen in a while!
Lol I just found ur channel u guys are hilarious 😂
1:42 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha 🤣 llllleeettttssss ggggooooo 🙌😂👍
This going to be epic
"Did Biden send you?"
funniest thing I've heard all week
I Like it! The Shovel is a powerful weapon!
“NO SCOPE BABY! LETSS GOOOO!”😂
Power Ranges looking chewie
It's better than actual Halo😂🎉😂
We need master chief to defend America from invading aliens. 😂
Epic music with Master Chief standing there having terrible trigger finger discipline. 😆
Better than halo season 1 show
TOO FUNNY!!! I miss this edgy humor! People nowadays are too chicken to make these jokes anymore
An epic battle
“You”…”I don’t speak English.” I started laughing out loud while in the gym. Funny, simply funny.
“No Scope”, 😆
Would have been an even greater ending if he would have gone and maybe done a couple “squats” over the enemy.
Was that Gustavo Sorola (Simmons from Red vs Blue) playing Master Chief!?! This was awesome!!
I thought the same thing
Awesome!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The collab we never knew we needed🥹🥲🫡
i started laughing at "why does the chupacabra need a gun?" - "times are tough"... 5 minutes after the video, i was able to stop laughing to say: good job, another banger obi juan kanobi
I didn't expect any illegal immigration jokes but man, that fit perfectly with this concept!
You spelled illegal invasion wrong
Master cheif probably should have said "aliens from space" so they understand.
This is Halo lore and canon right here
First time I tried to watch this my UA-cam crashed the moment he whacked the grunt at the beginning lol