Not really. The thing about eternals is that you can't get them through any other means that isn't paying those bucks. If eternals could be at least obtained in chests, even if the chance was as small as getting an ultimate skin, people wouldn't be complaining as much. I'm really looking forward to getting eternal fragments in some event. The other thing is, the achievements themselves. Probably the best achievements will be on series 2 onward because of the lack of ideas or the spaghetti code (which is actually a reason, as we all know that League's code is disastrous, so no wonder it takes so long to create eternals).
@@HappyGick You can get eternals as rare loot drops (or you will be able to, maybe it isn't live yet) and you will also be able to buy them for BE in the Essence Emporium.
@@HappyGick Yea, people just still have the bad taste in their mouths from the first time. Funnily enough the 45$ bundle one is pretty cheap since it gives you future champion eternals as ell.
That lobster start was the best thing ever, you are actually getting genuinely clever and the quality of your videos are just getting so much better while still maintaining that classic Darkk Mane feel
I remember long ago when Riot though of adding achievements to the game but backed out from the idea because they didn't want players to chase achievements in-game instead of focusing on the match. That Riot is long gone.
I remember Riot removing enemy rank border because it tilted people. Well that Riot is also gone Instead of now we have the money addicted Riot making everything a chance to produce more money hiding behind the "our game is free 4 everyone" knowing that they manipulate everyone playing it with fat pop ups and seemingly good bundles, its sad...
Idk why, but for me, "war crimes" is that thing you can just slap on anything and it becomes hilarious. Any joke about war crimes is funny to me. Possibly because I'm responsible for a few and therefore relate
afk stats and such would be hilarious too. Another idea for bard players: amount of times adc died while you were roaming Or for ekko the jensen stat: amount of times died with ult still available
Literally every game: achievements system is fun and should be free for a player to have Riot 200 years of collective experience Games: servers dont work, but u can buy your achievements system lmao
I don't want to blame this on the quarantine episode we're all facing, but at some point it does make sense. More people playing, more disruptive the server gets. It's being like that for the past 4 to 5 days now. We'll just have to wait and see if they can find a "fix" for this. Also, on the achievement system, I was a click away from purchasing the full Series 1 for the Eternals but then I realized that in terms of "achievement" the Mastery Points we get for each champion is pretty enough. I did purchase the Starter Series, with Blue Essence!
I love how when they first introduced eternals a few months ago and claimed to make "changes" to them after everyone shat on it for the money grubbing scam that it is and then came back months later with it looking pretty much the same.
Nah nah nah nah. They introduced them, everyone said they're a scam. So in the next video, they told us how much they listened and that people can buy starter eternals for blue essence. They didn't even mention the unique ones which was a huge red flag but no one cared. Everyone was giddy and happy and said Riot listens. The result? This shit probably made them more money than Lux skins.
They did make changes, no? I thought before that it was just an achievement tracker, but now it adds cosmetic changes to your mastery emote for completing them.
@@cahallo5964 I've never actually had lobster but I honestly doubt they taste similar. Edit: Turns out lobsters are more sea food-y, shrimp are more mellow.
rito makes a website that shows all the stats u could ever want at the end of each season such as: times pressQ or "U have a 1% winrate vs yasuo". rito: hey pay us for less info.
@@imasiontist653 it was riot´s own website. I found an old link to the 2017 end of year stats but it doesnt seem to work anymore: na.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/en_US/featured/year-in-review-2017/#/
Aurelion Sol: Liters cried in real life because they're playing Aurelion Sol! I don't know about you, but I laughed so hard I cried at least a liter hearing that
In all honesty though: Do not buy eternals. I do not care if you like them or don't, they give the enemy team an advantage. I did the mistake and bought the blue essence eternals for every champion and now I can not turn them off. Now the enemy team can see if I was near the dragon when it was slain, even if they had no vision in that area.
Wait, but they could see that you assisted in killing it from the in-game announcement in the kill feed anyway, right? Not saying that these are a good thing, but unless I'm mistaken, that example, at least, doesn't really help. Also, if you were planning to ambush them or something, it wouldn't matter, because the only way to get on the kill feed is to shoot the dragon for an assist, and your eternal won't show up unless you get that assist either.
I actually agree with eternals being a good idea. The only issue is charging for them and not being rewarded for them. I have no issue with them costing blue essence. And if they gave actual rewards I could understand charging some amount for them too, as long as those rewards don’t give people direct advantages in game. Maybe award someone blue essence for hitting a milestone, or hitting a certain amount for a specific champ gets them a special chroma or something. Rewards for staying dedicated to a pool of champs will increase the level of play for everyone in the game as a whole. Charging for achievements and not giving any type of rewards will not.
All companies during coronavirus outbreak: let's give ppl some shit for free to show that we care about them. Riot: so our clients and shit works way worst than ever.......pls give us moneis
I like the mindset of some companies. "If our customers are dead, then we'll have no money, let's send them free food with our brands" Rito: "Corona what? Wait no, (tournament) has been cancelled. Also, give us money so we could give you a stat tracker that no one in the enemy team cares how good you are at pressing W'
@@foooooooont4679 everytime there is clash going on, the EUW servers gets on literal fire. This time it crahed so hard that even when servers came back to life again me and all my friends had the lol launcher broken and had to fix it, which was also broken and needed to uninstall and install again the whole game
me and my friends do this thing where if we find someone with an eternal we camp them the entire game to make sure they can show how much better they are to 5 people instead of 1 or 2!
Centiven you can mute them for notifications but you can’t mute the Eternal’s stats whenever you die to the person, so riot is making you look at their mastery score, eternal’s stats and mastery level every time you die to them and gotta be honest here, that shit irritates the fuck out of me
I genuinely thought that Eternals costed blue essence when I first heard of 'em. Then I saw they costed RP and was absolutely bewildered. It's like costing money for an emote, I don't get the logic, but I guess it's working......
Many people are uninformed about eternals, because they aren’t just for stat tracking. Eternals are also cosmetic as they give your mastery emote a flair
Shane Shrimp to be fair, it’s kinda a scam, but also it’s isn’t just a 1, it’s a fire (at least on one of the things because there are different types) and also it’s 5 bucks for one character
Remember that shit they showed you at the end of the season like how many times you used a skill with a Champion, the thing we didn't had this season? Yup here they are
Level of sarcasm is reaching critical mass. Seriously well done, the commentary was hilariously exaggerated and even so got the point across real well.
Hello Darkk Mane. After seeing this video, I took a decision. You know, I am an italian who knows english, and I really love your videos and I am very SAD that my people can't spend quarantine whatching your videos because theese SWINES don't know the english language. So i will subtitle all of your videos in italian, starting from this one back to the very first.
@@tungstenogamign ne ho sottotitolati tipo 3 ma ho visto che il mio lavoro non veniva riconosciuto e non si potecano vedere i sottotitoli nei video quindi ho smesso
It's Riot doing their work to stir up class tensions in anticipation for the upcoming class war, those damn Californians I typed that dumb response up and I realized that in this day and age that what I typed can be realistically believed to be true by some people and now I'm sad
This video is goddamn art, the ammount of irony and sarcasm in this video pointed towards riot and everyone that uses their players for money printing is just crazy, i absolutely love it. Keep up the work dude you’re flying over everyone on youtube right now
Like wtf is next??? Pay $40 for a new fixed client? Pay a dollar everytime you want to change the volume. Oh wait! How about in game items cost real money! Want Trinity Force? 10 Dollars Nerd! Please do not buy eternals for RP. We need to be together on this. #strikeeternals
Does it even work? I haven't played league for 1 year and back then people still crying: vote with wallet, don't buy skins, don't support this greedy shitty company bla bla bla... a year already and this comes up which just proves that all those crying are just for attention and people don't actually follow them.
@Timothy Love It looks more like a luxury people would buy, for the exact reason that the video stated, but yeah, a stat tracker doesn’t flow with me. ....However, Star Guardian Urgot would be worth.
Comment from a month in the future, half of toxic ADC's, Yasuo, zeds have had them, Riot can do what they want, I quit when I heard about these and just came back and Eternals are the worst addition to league I have seen, at least broken champ introductions can lead to fun champions later on. Eternals are just making you buy basic features
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i would be rank #1 worldwide for crying about aurelion sol
@@soloqueued6553 Why?
Who are u yakkcom
When is yakkocmm?
@@sergejmartac3842 what is yakkocmn?
How's yakkocmn
That Lobster and Eternals comparison is gold
Gold Jerry GOLLLLD
What lobster and eternals comparison?
Especially hence there have been free stats for ranked for seasons 1-4, which where alot better than this ethernals bs.
Am I obligated to do the r/woosh thing now? Actually, can I?
Jay Mon its not gold
Its challenger
The reason why Riot release eternals is because they watched your Glorious Guide about Jinx.
They wanna get da MONEEEY
most MONEY earned
Ah yes they wish to be true money LORDS!
THE MONEY COMES TO YOU
STONKS
riot games: "I get these complains, I know what to do."
***introducing brand new legendary lobster lux skin for 5000rp***
Vaasth lux pick rate increased to 100%
The Anti-Lux skin circlejerk makes absolutely no sense. Why get so riled up over something you simply just shouldn't buy if you don't like it?
@@bobBob-oz5zc you know it's a meme right?
You have to buff lux then so people want to play her
Aleksej Veliki dude she has great cc idk what you're talking abt
we are hitting microtransactions levels that even EA is afraid to hit.
Not really. The thing about eternals is that you can't get them through any other means that isn't paying those bucks. If eternals could be at least obtained in chests, even if the chance was as small as getting an ultimate skin, people wouldn't be complaining as much. I'm really looking forward to getting eternal fragments in some event.
The other thing is, the achievements themselves. Probably the best achievements will be on series 2 onward because of the lack of ideas or the spaghetti code (which is actually a reason, as we all know that League's code is disastrous, so no wonder it takes so long to create eternals).
Not pay to win so yeah still acceptable.
@@HappyGick You can get eternals as rare loot drops (or you will be able to, maybe it isn't live yet) and you will also be able to buy them for BE in the Essence Emporium.
@@xelith6157 I know, I read that in one of their articles, so I'm really looking forward to that.
@@HappyGick Yea, people just still have the bad taste in their mouths from the first time. Funnily enough the 45$ bundle one is pretty cheap since it gives you future champion eternals as ell.
That lobster start was the best thing ever, you are actually getting genuinely clever and the quality of your videos are just getting so much better while still maintaining that classic Darkk Mane feel
Most backhanded compliment Ive seen. Ah well didnt seem intentional
@@BMVfilms if you didn't like the comment you can just LEAVE
Took the words out of my mouth, but I was going to call him a big rippled brained boy who got me, but i saw your comment :D so yee
@@BMVfilms Come on! That was barely backhanded...
We love ya dark mane!
The level of sarcasm in this one is a new record, even for you.
This is a whole new level, no more Sarcasm in the Video.. The Video ITSELF is a Joke!
And we've seen that Tales of Fandergoth video!
Sarcasm? Where?
Maybe for an American's brain.
1000th like :)
I remember long ago when Riot though of adding achievements to the game but backed out from the idea because they didn't want players to chase achievements in-game instead of focusing on the match.
That Riot is long gone.
Eternals are so shit that nobody even chases them xd.
I remember Riot removing enemy rank border because it tilted people.
Well that Riot is also gone
Instead of now we have the money addicted Riot making everything a chance to produce more money hiding behind the "our game is free 4 everyone" knowing that they manipulate everyone playing it with fat pop ups and seemingly good bundles, its sad...
@@Dj0enderman3000 u can blame tencent for that.
@@iamnomad5775 whats that, why?
@@Dj0enderman3000 tencent lowkey owns Rito
Yasuo needs a "Masteries 7 flashed" stat.
Times ulted into 5 people
times tried to 1v9
“Time slowed by W”
As a Blitzcrank main finally someone gets my pain
I miss when that slow wasn't a thing ='(
Blitzcrank main?!?!!
@@Dutchyman Yeah he's gay.
Just play Nautilus, he's infinitely better
@@LucasxDsY wasn't it a beta/season 1 thing and they just re-added it ?
Zoe: "War crimes committed" LMAO, biggest goddamn facts ive ever seen in my entire life
Idk why, but for me, "war crimes" is that thing you can just slap on anything and it becomes hilarious. Any joke about war crimes is funny to me. Possibly because I'm responsible for a few and therefore relate
@@oliverholm3973 Zoe with her balanced kit can also relate, but yeah, i get what you mean
Its also fits her lore since she genocided an enitre population of god warriors and enslaving great beings like A-Sol to permentant obedience
or how many times he searched for zoe in rule34
@@DrevosSoul the one who (helped) destroyed the darkins was the aspect of twilight before Zoe though. Her name was Myisha.
It's a shame how some of his eternals ideas are unironically actually better than the real champion ones.
yeah like the circumferences spun and total vitamin C are genuinely something id pay for
afk stats and such would be hilarious too. Another idea for bard players: amount of times adc died while you were roaming
Or for ekko the jensen stat: amount of times died with ult still available
Games left for yasuo
PLEASE and make it free and automatically have it if you have yasuo
@@fitmotheyap Yasuo mains will be forced to farm this eternal
Ngl the top speed on rammus would be fucking amazing
I really want to see the "amount of games" afked as a Yasuo eternal. It would at least make eternals worth something.
The number is always zero. Can't int if you're afk.
@@andrenowaczek4909 Would that not be +1 every game then since he said afked not inted.
@@SaintLiam3000 I was referencing the fact that yasuos always int. You cannot int while you are afk, therefore yasuo players are never afk.
@@andrenowaczek4909 True, though since you replied to Sun Burn's comment which has no mention of inting it struck me as a bit weird.
@@andrenowaczek4909 that should be his second ethernal times died under turret..
Can we just appreciate for a second how he did actual research on the lobster market for his league of legends UA-cam video.
It was probably something he picked up getting his marketing degree.
Nah, he did research on league for his lobster video
we look same LOL
Eternals: "give us money"
Darkkmane: "no"
Eternals: "look, *numbers* "
Darkkmane:
*_L o b s t e r t i m e_*
this was painful to read. i think if youre under the age of 12 you probably shouldnt be allowed to comment.
@@jaidbear2353 no.
LiteGre3n While it is easy to read it defintly is cringe inducing
Gato
Macri
Literally every game: achievements system is fun and should be free for a player to have
Riot 200 years of collective experience Games: servers dont work, but u can buy your achievements system lmao
funny that the time im reading this comment the servers al literally no working lmao
@@twistpt6837 tell me a time where EUW worked once lmao
@@twistpt6837 same. At least I manage to finish my ranked game. I wonder if I get LP, because post game lobby wouldnt load and I cant log in now.
@@localhobo5362 you will probably get a loss prevented (?), I finished a One for All game and it ended like that. GL on your ranked experience!
I don't want to blame this on the quarantine episode we're all facing, but at some point it does make sense. More people playing, more disruptive the server gets. It's being like that for the past 4 to 5 days now. We'll just have to wait and see if they can find a "fix" for this.
Also, on the achievement system, I was a click away from purchasing the full Series 1 for the Eternals but then I realized that in terms of "achievement" the Mastery Points we get for each champion is pretty enough. I did purchase the Starter Series, with Blue Essence!
My big question is, how can i turn off other people's eternals, they are everything annoying
Its a setting in game
there must be an option in the settings. idk where it is placed since i never seen anyone buy eternals where i play
interface -> scroll down to turn off. You can't turn off death recap eternals though.
Guess they're eternally annoying.
You have to pay 5098 rp
I love how when they first introduced eternals a few months ago and claimed to make "changes" to them after everyone shat on it for the money grubbing scam that it is and then came back months later with it looking pretty much the same.
Nah nah nah nah. They introduced them, everyone said they're a scam. So in the next video, they told us how much they listened and that people can buy starter eternals for blue essence. They didn't even mention the unique ones which was a huge red flag but no one cared. Everyone was giddy and happy and said Riot listens. The result? This shit probably made them more money than Lux skins.
Basic tactic when the public don't like a new thing. Just rename it.
They did make changes, no? I thought before that it was just an achievement tracker, but now it adds cosmetic changes to your mastery emote for completing them.
@@atomicluke7053 Bruh, it always did that.
Its been a while since Eternals have been released and whenever I see someones eternal go off they get mocked into the ground
*A lobster is just a shrimp with crab hands*
yes
Is it actually?, as in flavour?, it's not commom where I live.
@@cahallo5964 I've never actually had lobster but I honestly doubt they taste similar.
Edit: Turns out lobsters are more sea food-y, shrimp are more mellow.
"That's six hours work at minimum wage"
*Laughs in hungarian.*
Laughs in bulgarian
Cries in Russian
Screams in Norwegian
Fucks in Mandalorian
Screams in American
"You can't participate in something while wanting something to improve"
Basically the situation of star wars nowadays
Unfortunately this is very much true..
rito makes a website that shows all the stats u could ever want at the end of each season such as: times pressQ or "U have a 1% winrate vs yasuo".
rito: hey pay us for less info.
they didn't do it foe s9 tho
@@ImSpookd yees, i was really waiting for that thing last year and it never happened. that was sad
What website?
@@imasiontist653 it was riot´s own website. I found an old link to the 2017 end of year stats but it doesnt seem to work anymore: na.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/en_US/featured/year-in-review-2017/#/
juampi hernández they did do it
I would actually love it if they had creative eternals like how many liters you've cried as Amumu.
“ZOE: WAR CRIMES COMMITTED” wins
Honestly, teleporting at someone who is peacefully asleep with a max range Q is a war crime.
Every week: *Servers crashing, clients not working*
Riot: hey at least the shop still works (also please spend money for achievements thank you)
actually about the shop...
kekw euw was down for 5 hours just yesterday XD
@@EinManU
Today was down too for a few hours.
Around 2 pm in Italy.
In what universe are you living in?
I play everyday and never saw client not working or crashing
@@ogorek6660 where do you live trying a road to plat but everytime i log in or i get kicked out or ranked is disabled
Well some of his achievements ideas were actually good
I would buy the racial slur one because it's really neat. I think it suits me...
I liked the Rammus one
The gp one was my favorite because it seems plausible
@@suckmedry4270 that i would even pay for..
@Suck me dry I would 100% want to know if GP is getting enough Vitamin C. Especially in these times
Aurelion Sol: Liters cried in real life because they're playing Aurelion Sol!
I don't know about you, but I laughed so hard I cried at least a liter hearing that
Sir, I feel obligated to gently ask you to leave.
As Aurelion Sol main I personally feel completely, and utterly... happy because that was funny as hell
He holds the crown as most disappointing champion to me. Was so stoked, how was I to know he would be that boring
@@JoyRaptor I find him the most entertaining, but you gotta feel him
@@tbone9474 BEVORE the rework he was my main. He was such a unique champion...
I just realised that Darrk Mane’s thumbnail was called “EETERNALS”
My God
The malice in this man's voice when talking about the lobster is staggering
I will gladly hire you for 7 cents an hour
LucasPlayz! Wait that’s illegal
I mean, I've experienced working for 3.08 bucks per 11 hours shift
You can disable them:
Client Options
> In-Game > Interface > Eternals Milestone Display > None
When you die you can hide the death recap by pressing n
Ty
In all honesty though: Do not buy eternals. I do not care if you like them or don't, they give the enemy team an advantage. I did the mistake and bought the blue essence eternals for every champion and now I can not turn them off. Now the enemy team can see if I was near the dragon when it was slain, even if they had no vision in that area.
no one cares
@@黒上悠子ちゃんネル You cared enough to comment on it.
Tonicxz actually making a valid point, things like this can loose u a game ^^
Wait, but they could see that you assisted in killing it from the in-game announcement in the kill feed anyway, right? Not saying that these are a good thing, but unless I'm mistaken, that example, at least, doesn't really help. Also, if you were planning to ambush them or something, it wouldn't matter, because the only way to get on the kill feed is to shoot the dragon for an assist, and your eternal won't show up unless you get that assist either.
I wasn't listening for 10 seconds and when I looked back at the video I had no idea what was happening
that was 8 straight minutes of sarcasm, they should make an eternal for minutes spent being sarcastic
Me: clicking the video because i want to know about eternals
Darkk Mane: ok so L O B S T E R S...
That's why I both hate and kinda love his videos. I "love to hate" them.
The Lobster anallogy was brilliant, not some "lol i'm so random let's waste my audience time something totally unrelated" joke.
@@deamon6681 Yeah, but throwing it randomly at the end wasn't really that good.
I am a simple man I see a guy with Eternals i camp him
Ah comrade we shall destroy the bourgeoisie
@@iamRageTheWolf i agree Conrad for the motherlands
@@iamRageTheWolf Imagine thinking that making fun of someone for wasting money is somehow some pro-communist bullshit
@@URAYULI imagine not getting the joke.
"I bought them and everyone can see that i bought them"
Me, who muted eternals day 1: ...Now what
TIL
I actually agree with eternals being a good idea. The only issue is charging for them and not being rewarded for them. I have no issue with them costing blue essence. And if they gave actual rewards I could understand charging some amount for them too, as long as those rewards don’t give people direct advantages in game. Maybe award someone blue essence for hitting a milestone, or hitting a certain amount for a specific champ gets them a special chroma or something. Rewards for staying dedicated to a pool of champs will increase the level of play for everyone in the game as a whole. Charging for achievements and not giving any type of rewards will not.
Maybe small ammounts of RP at really high milestones? If you're so dedicated to a champ then you may as well get some pay-to-look-better currency.
The externals already do something. Leveling them up gives your mastery emote a flair.
@@atomicluke7053 Ah right. I forgot.
8:01 can I really trust someone who level up ability with a mouse
I do that all the time
Kerluster 7 pretty sure I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve leveled up not using the mouse lol.
@@bfmainisnunu8064 Im high af now and your comment keeps me alive
nigga i lvled them with my Dick got a problem with that m8 ?
Watch his AP nunu videos lol
Cicked the video expecting a laugh, left with knowledge about marketing scams
and lobsters
4:15 "just add another zero to that number they'll buy this shit, they'll fuckin buy anything!!!"
The man is a prophet
Darkk Mane is still a hidden genius in Comedy, holy hell. Who else wants to get some Lobsters?
All companies during coronavirus outbreak: let's give ppl some shit for free to show that we care about them.
Riot: so our clients and shit works way worst than ever.......pls give us moneis
dude like thats so true, rn the EUW servers are down AGAIN
Riot office : “ i know you guys are struggling in this crisis but yeaa give me money peasants xd”
I like the mindset of some companies.
"If our customers are dead, then we'll have no money, let's send them free food with our brands"
Rito: "Corona what? Wait no, (tournament) has been cancelled. Also, give us money so we could give you a stat tracker that no one in the enemy team cares how good you are at pressing W'
@@foooooooont4679 everytime there is clash going on, the EUW servers gets on literal fire. This time it crahed so hard that even when servers came back to life again me and all my friends had the lol launcher broken and had to fix it, which was also broken and needed to uninstall and install again the whole game
Rodrigo Rodríguez Romero You really that stupid or just following crowd? Anyway , both of the reasons are dumb , sorry.
me and my friends do this thing where if we find someone with an eternal we camp them the entire game to make sure they can show how much better they are to 5 people instead of 1 or 2!
Master Yi Eternals : RIGHT CLICK!
3:06 I was just talking to a friend about Slay The Spire :)) Quality content as always, oh and nice summary of the lobster story.
I really hope you can mute them, they look rather distracting and offer no useful information
You can, and I muted them after less than a day of their release.
Centiven you can mute them for notifications but you can’t mute the Eternal’s stats whenever you die to the person, so riot is making you look at their mastery score, eternal’s stats and mastery level every time you die to them and gotta be honest here, that shit irritates the fuck out of me
Just dont die to them lol (jk it is really annoying tbh)
So it deals true damage to player's mental health. Worth buying tho.
@@rosaurapizarro8176 If you press n on your keyboard it will hide them. Sometimes it resets for no reason though so you have to press it again.
I genuinely thought that Eternals costed blue essence when I first heard of 'em. Then I saw they costed RP and was absolutely bewildered.
It's like costing money for an emote, I don't get the logic, but I guess it's working......
So, you're not gonna believe this. But the emotes do cost money
can you find them through looting though? i wish you could.
Many people are uninformed about eternals, because they aren’t just for stat tracking. Eternals are also cosmetic as they give your mastery emote a flair
@@atomicluke7053 oh wow a 1 above my mastery now its definitely worth the money
Shane Shrimp to be fair, it’s kinda a scam, but also it’s isn’t just a 1, it’s a fire (at least on one of the things because there are different types) and also it’s 5 bucks for one character
it went from red sea food to eating pizza in front of hungry african children real quick.
HI! video-wow! from start too finish! Thank you, subscribed. I hope u do this lobster stuff more frequently. People gotta wisen up.
this is the 1st video i watched from you and the mmbn music in the end made me tear up. i subbed because of the outro
Slay The Spire unironically has some of the best achievements I’ve seen in a while
Screw minimalist tho
Souw Chuan Neo true
ah yes finally REAL ENTERTAINMENT
Sprout Dark dasn’t upload often but when he doas it is worth the wait.
@@cherechesalexdaniel811 we all know it 😔
Fairly disappointed the thumbnail doesnt say ‘eetoenails’
A full 9 months have passed and i only now get that lobster thing was related to the eternals.
Being here after Ahri, which is basically that price with the extra 0, is pretty funny that it basically came true
When there is a eternal that activates every AA i buy it for any price
I've got a better Idea how about we just charge people 5$ for every AA. And if they want it recorded another 5$.
Remember that shit they showed you at the end of the season like how many times you used a skill with a Champion, the thing we didn't had this season? Yup here they are
i swear people complained about that and made them change it into, whatever we have now
@@ameryuu5369 WTF, Who complained about It? XD you don't have to see them if you didn't want, and they were free
@@GateK101 idk maybe i got the complain about the price mixed up. but yeah it can be turned off
@@ameryuu5369 i was talking about the thing we got at the end of every season XD
Being able to talk about eternals for 9 minuts is savage.
The bard weed intake slapped me through the screen
Level of sarcasm is reaching critical mass.
Seriously well done, the commentary was hilariously exaggerated and even so got the point across real well.
"I, darkk mane am sound maney and body" that's what I heard
Azir eternal: Seconds stuck in the E animation cuz bugs :D
I think is more like:
Riot: *I like money*
Your hilarity knows no bounds. Good shit sir.
Loved the Jinjo village music you added in!! 👀❤️ The Banjo Kazooie games are my favorite!!
This video probably sold more eternals that riot’s ad for them
Hello Darkk Mane. After seeing this video, I took a decision. You know, I am an italian who knows english, and I really love your videos and I am very SAD that my people can't spend quarantine whatching your videos because theese SWINES don't know the english language. So i will subtitle all of your videos in italian, starting from this one back to the very first.
lo hai fatto veramente?
@@tungstenogamign ne ho sottotitolati tipo 3 ma ho visto che il mio lavoro non veniva riconosciuto e non si potecano vedere i sottotitoli nei video quindi ho smesso
3:07 Slay the Spire? Good taste~
Excellent! So smart, I am envious of your genious
I really felt that results screen jingle
The only good thing about Eternals is that now Darkk Mane can make money off of the video about them.
This is amazing as always.
The video was uploaded 1 minute ago and it has 10 minutes. How dafuc you know how it is?! Likes seeker...
Watch the video first lol
Is it just me or is it more tilting to see eternals when u die rather then just dying?
It's Riot doing their work to stir up class tensions in anticipation for the upcoming class war, those damn Californians
I typed that dumb response up and I realized that in this day and age that what I typed can be realistically believed to be true by some people and now I'm sad
Remember when they removed enemy borders in loading screen so people wouldn't immediately tilt as much? Ye, now we have this
I think that's the point of the Whole Death Screen. We already know that Riot seems to like when player Tilt about something.
How can all your videos be so amazing, what sort of power is this
That bard one was a huge callout my back hair tingled
I can't wait until EA steal this idea so we now have the achivements dlc
I'm pretty sure riot is just ea in disguise
League the only game, where achievements are purchased.
Normal People: Eternals are useless...
Darkk Mane: I WANT TO BOMB THE HOUSE OF MY ENEMYS
The Price Per Pchampion part maybe die of laughter, I am a ghost now. Thanks Darkk Mane
one for all is up it's time fot thee Yearly Fishing Championship
Watching this as I can't log onto EUW.
AGAIN
Imagine buying useless tags in a free game
Smh
Don't look at my account with every lux skin please
Professor Linhardt I can relate and with the two new skins
Unrelated note, but Linhardt being a crest researcher and sleuthing for Lux's past is oddly hilarious but fitting.
I’d pay to see how many afks, average internet ping, words typed per game, most common word, just so I know when to dodge
Then start working at riot! They got every stat covered in their intetal analytics!
Ok the eternal ideas are genuinely good with rammus and stuff
Legit feels like completing an arcade game and then putting in 2 more quarters to type your initials.
Alright it's official, you're my favourite channel
As a minimum wage employee, I can't stress enough that it's 6 hours of work BEFORE taxes
No way riot would ever make something cost 60k RP, that’s ridiculous
This video is goddamn art, the ammount of irony and sarcasm in this video pointed towards riot and everyone that uses their players for money printing is just crazy, i absolutely love it. Keep up the work dude you’re flying over everyone on youtube right now
The sheer genius of your videos is overwhelming
Not gonna lie, Circumference spuns, Top Speed, and Tears cried from W would acttually make me buy Eternals.
*THE MORE YOU KNOW* ⭐️
omg... that last eternal of just buying food, a plane ticket, and *mysteriously disappearing* and african child
wtf dark
Yoooo, 800k subs? Thats insane, i remember when it was around 40-50 k, congratulations!
I put the intro of your video as the intro of my history essay about the congress of vienna and the restauration period
This feature peaked with TF2 and after counterstrike just became the most miserable thing in the industry.
And the problem is that is going to stay because of some dumbasses spending ludicrous amount of money to quell their social insecurities.
But dankk mane you forgot the most important eternal suggestion for zed:
Amount of times ctrl + 4 pressed.
Shit , I don't main zed but it's super funny to spam his laugh , when I ever end up playing him
Like wtf is next???
Pay $40 for a new fixed client?
Pay a dollar everytime you want to change the volume.
Oh wait!
How about in game items cost real money!
Want Trinity Force? 10 Dollars Nerd!
Please do not buy eternals for RP.
We need to be together on this.
#strikeeternals
Pay dollars to get the old cursor once they remove it.
Does it even work? I haven't played league for 1 year and back then people still crying: vote with wallet, don't buy skins, don't support this greedy shitty company bla bla bla... a year already and this comes up which just proves that all those crying are just for attention and people don't actually follow them.
5000 RP to make your screen shake setting permanent
@Timothy Love It looks more like a luxury people would buy, for the exact reason that the video stated, but yeah, a stat tracker doesn’t flow with me.
....However, Star Guardian Urgot would be worth.
Comment from a month in the future, half of toxic ADC's, Yasuo, zeds have had them, Riot can do what they want, I quit when I heard about these and just came back and Eternals are the worst addition to league I have seen, at least broken champ introductions can lead to fun champions later on. Eternals are just making you buy basic features