Im now a little ashamed to admit this, but this was the first time I had heard Giornos theme, which led me to search it, find it, like it, and then I went to jotaros theme... And I had fallen in the jojo hole.
“Now personally, whenever I play league of legends, I’m on at least 5 or 6 levels of ascension at all times.” Translation: I took all the drugs before playing.
Can I just say that the chaotic organization of your videos is brilliant. I swear every time I get caught up in the ridiculous posturing and non-sequiturs only to have everything fold back in on itself by the end into a neat little package where everything lead up to the final point. You're writing is just brilliant and even though I don't play this game I love watching your videos because of it.
if he ever dies, it's something so incredibly embarassing that Darkk Mane Requiem will hide the truth behind how he actually died to the rest of his teammates
THIS UA-cam VIDEO WAS SOO GOOD , I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THOUGH THAT WAS PUT IN TO THIS FORM , WELL DONE DARK MANE. AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE TIME WOULD BE AN ISSUES FOR ME BUT AS I GOT FURTHER INVOLVED IN THE NARRATIVE I FOUND MY SELF DISREGARDING THE TIME , THAT IS ALL GOOD BYE . I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU NEXT VIDEO OF A SIMILAR GUSTO AND RESOLVE.
"The greatest escape of all time" with that music was absolutely hysterical. (4:58) I laughed. I really did. I did not just exhale air in a slightly faster manner through my nostrils. What a wonderful video.
Dear Dr. Darkk Mane. I've been a fan of your work for nearly two decades now, and i have to say, this is honestly the most entertaining video you've done to date. You are a bastard and i love you. Keep it up. Please. Humanity depends on you.
Only 5000 Intelligoons points? You forgot to reset your Ascension level to double your Intelligoons points and gain the highly coveted Armlet Intelligoons points. Bastard move good sir.
Thanks darkk, your surprisingly wholesome video said what I needed to hear when i needed to hear it most. You're a super talented guy, and i wish you the best
I used to main panth during my peak jojoke phase. I used to screech "HINJAKU HINJAKU" everytime I Q'd, Wrrrry everytime I W'd, Muda every E and scream "ROADA ROLLA DA" every ult. Pantheon is just an accidental jojo reference. (also pro-tip, you can buffer the animation on your W and flash for an instant stun.)
They reworked pantheon because this build was too powerful to handle
Still not reworked on eune so I can play it ;)
@@random_menace Patch 9.16 isnt out in generall
Best part about this is that he'll still have those 100% ap scaling abilities
@@random_menace ur Iq is less than room temperature.
Except if you build Lichbane Nashors, his w has a 2.25 ap scaling.
jojo music + darkk mane screaming + the sound of iq points rising truly blessed my ears
thank you professor
I'm pretty sure using Jojo music in a montage like that is cheating or something
@@matthewvirgo4042 it's too powerful for an average man
you need an official phd in order to obtain it
After 999 instead of going 1000 it stars going 100
The holy trinity ❤️😍
Im now a little ashamed to admit this, but this was the first time I had heard Giornos theme, which led me to search it, find it, like it, and then I went to jotaros theme...
And I had fallen in the jojo hole.
"Unless Pantheon gets reworked or something, but that will not happen any time soon" How dare Riot Games confront your genius
He was like: "say sike right now"
@@speedbay0 hi
hi
@@polishmushroom6633 hi
This is awkward
HOW DO YOU MAKE THE SAME JOKE 20 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY
I TOO WANT TO KNOW
Comedic timing and irresistable charisma. Also because he's an eldritch god trapped in a human bo-
Which joke
@@seldenmaroon1071 not a single tower will fall under my watch
Step 5: take piano lessons
Step 6: have a piano.
Step 7: try to figure out what a piano is
Step 8: have a dream
Step 9: play the piano
Step 10: sell drugs to minors
Step 11: Fuck yourself
"Fellas, I'm about to go hog wild" is the perfect sentence, crafted by a genius and delivered by an artiste
"I shall do more than consume, I must also create! "
This video is 5 years old and I still quote that line all the time
I died of laughter every time giornos theme played
Keith Ho found it b
@@akibird thanks b
Keith Ho uwu
@@akibird GOLDEN WIND
when you press R but pantheon gets out the piano
"Speer reviewed" made me laugh way harder than I like to admit
“Now personally, whenever I play league of legends, I’m on at least 5 or 6 levels of ascension at all times.”
Translation: I took all the drugs before playing.
Drugs ?
I’ll vento doro 3:45
1:42 😅1
5:18 he's talking about how smart he is. This is shown through his CHOICE of not buying any items. Good job on saving that 500 gold Darkk.
Genius takticks right there ladies and gentleman
Darkk Mane blessing us with JoJo music.
@Maribor Forest bruh
Phansen
My precious Doppio
@Maribor Forest Well I guess we should appreciate the little blessings as well
@@raymundomilig245 oof
weebs everywhere (#_#)
"You gotta learn how to ascend."
Now that's a lore fact
" Hey Kakyoin ! TF says that Ap Pantheon's awful what do you think ? "
No one can just deflect the emerald splash
Too soon
Remember that Kakyoin died to find out something a rat could find out on its own.
;-; noo
@@blackknightjack3850 To be fair, it was a very smart rat.
What if you wanted to kill AP Pantheon but he said: 8:59 10:52 12:42 12:51 12:59
what is that jingle from?
@@olivergosztonyi6552 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind. It's Giorno's theme "Il Vento D'oro"
@@RadicalMacdid you had to go into that much detail ?
@@feesh2955 yes. Otherwise I wouldnt have 86 upvotes.
well I think I'd say "what the fuck do all of those numbers mean?"
Darkk mane uploaded, This must be the end times.
Or the start
Can I just say that the chaotic organization of your videos is brilliant. I swear every time I get caught up in the ridiculous posturing and non-sequiturs only to have everything fold back in on itself by the end into a neat little package where everything lead up to the final point. You're writing is just brilliant and even though I don't play this game I love watching your videos because of it.
I love how every one of these Glorious Guides are well thought out and fucking hilarious. Keep up the good work DankMane
I love how this is an actual comment and not joking about a quote of the goddamn video
Darkmane : " I AM ASCENDED, ON A HIGHER PLANE THAN YOU MORTALS"
Viewers looking at his items at 14:50 : "Say sike right now"
He does not need items, items need him to feel worthy
Damn, 7 jojo references in one vid?
We're hitting new levels of ascension.
👌
A bit closer to heaven
He has awoken
yo is that a Jojo reference? IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???!!?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS JOJO
Darkk mann Requiem, he prevents the enemy from ever reaching the truth of his defeat.
No it's not just Golden Experience Requiem.
if he ever dies, it's something so incredibly embarassing that Darkk Mane Requiem will hide the truth behind how he actually died to the rest of his teammates
Hey darkckc man, nice guide. I have a question. When can i blink? it's been 10 minutes already, it's really tiring.
you can blink between games, eventually if you can't go for that long, blink every time you die. it will help your eyes ^~^
THIS UA-cam VIDEO WAS SOO GOOD , I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THOUGH THAT WAS PUT IN TO THIS FORM , WELL DONE DARK MANE. AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE TIME WOULD BE AN ISSUES FOR ME BUT AS I GOT FURTHER INVOLVED IN THE NARRATIVE I FOUND MY SELF DISREGARDING THE TIME , THAT IS ALL GOOD BYE .
I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU NEXT VIDEO OF A SIMILAR GUSTO AND RESOLVE.
Wow, that ending was surprisingly wholesome. I was expecting a "Gotcha" kind of joke near the end.
yeah honestly
Ikr
Would've been really funny if he turned it around tho
14:14
Nithin: ''maybe using a person's mistakes as an indicator of their entire character isn't such a good practise''
Nasus in chat: ...
This is probably one of your most hilarious videos yet. Well done.
MonCraze it’s just like a copy of dunkey videos, I don’t know what to think about it
Sebastian Martinez how
That ending was actually genius.
A glorious tribute to a pizza feet comrade
This dude could make a review about trash cans and still make it funny and interesting to watch.
Master of fun himself. :D
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said “I claim this tower for myself”
11:37 "Oho! Then come as close as you like, Teeto"
"The greatest escape of all time" with that music was absolutely hysterical. (4:58)
I laughed. I really did. I did not just exhale air in a slightly faster manner through my nostrils.
What a wonderful video.
God damn
I just broke up with my girlfriend and the ending made me cry
Darkk Mane made me cry
Wow
Be strong mate
The last line became stuck in my head, thou I dont have or had anything like that.
*Behold I, Ashe, lay claim to this tower. With its power I will bring justice to this land.*
God I loved this bit.
Ayy fellas whats the *Defend the turret sound* (9:15) from? Thanks goons
What a standard video for a standard champ, high quality stuffs
I, Darkk Mane, have a dream
*Piano beings to play in background*
I Didn't feel the genius. I Feel The Stand User.
been grinding new pantheon, came back to this video cuz it's hilarious and also a great reminder of *just how badly* he needed an update
My favorite Pakistani content creator about to tear the Twitch game with his mindbreaking gameplays
Basically pakistan was from india.
Basically he looks like he's not white therefore he's Pakistani
@@XplosionYT wtf is ur reasoning
Ik it's a joke, but please do differentiate between a pakistani and an indian, we're not the same. Just look the same...
@@jonineddie9311 ok pakistard
UA-camr: puts jojo music in video
jojo fans around the globe are suddenly drawn to it, as if by gravity.
Edboi Mcdedboi do you believe in gravity?
Thats breathe taking
Do you believe in gravity?
Feels like you've just finished Undertale, and now you are hyped to use music and effects from it.
jedl70 I was thinking the same thing
But his undertale video was years ago
bro this music is from jojo
Ah shit, is this ass gore?
i really like darkkmane. his videos display that being competitive and having high ranks is not the only way to have fun in playing videogames.
Thank god, an Loltuber that actually uploads League of Legends for once.
Dear Dr. Darkk Mane. I've been a fan of your work for nearly two decades now, and i have to say, this is honestly the most entertaining video you've done to date. You are a bastard and i love you. Keep it up. Please. Humanity depends on you.
I havent had a genuine laugh from a video in probably 2 years thx darkmane :)
1:30 he clearly has a PHD, this man's intelligence is beyond infinite. I love u Darkkmane
I loved imagining what you looked like doing this voice over, fucking hilarious darkmayo keep being you man!
man i love vids like this, its like a little glimpse in the past of how things used to be different haha good times
Teacher: show me one good example of comedy
me: this video
This video went to places. Various places.
Thank you for this mighty roadtrip
I can succesfully say that after watching all Darkk Mane videos I've reached Ascension Level 9 alongside possessing 5000 Intelligoons Points
Only 5000 Intelligoons points? You forgot to reset your Ascension level to double your Intelligoons points and gain the highly coveted Armlet Intelligoons points. Bastard move good sir.
Thanks darkk, your surprisingly wholesome video said what I needed to hear when i needed to hear it most. You're a super talented guy, and i wish you the best
Wait, did he burp at 5:34? I thought he said he couldn't.That means..... HE LIED TO US! CRUCIFY HIM!
He didn’t burp. That was a demon trying to escape
@@Pokemichael That is just what he wants you to believe so you think he didn't lie to you.
@@mitochondria6247 Our lord and savior darkkmane would never lie to us. But a powerhouse of the cell might.
He's simply a genius. Geniuses can learn to do stuff they couldn't. When or how that happens? I couldn't tell, he's the genius not me!
This was the one thing I always anticipate from this channel
Stand name: indian man
Stand user: Darkkmane the purple eldrich god
Dont even care that most of these videos are years old and some of this has changed, you funny dude
1rst came giorno's theme.
Then OH YOURE APPROACHING ME ?
Maybe the real AP guide was all the friends we made along the way
It's been a while since Darkkmane gives out actual advice :)
we'll be needing an updated version of this chief
my man is back from the shadow realm
finally another piece of art from darkk mane missed this kind of videos so much
I used to main panth during my peak jojoke phase.
I used to screech "HINJAKU HINJAKU" everytime I Q'd, Wrrrry everytime I W'd, Muda every E and scream "ROADA ROLLA DA" every ult. Pantheon is just an accidental jojo reference.
(also pro-tip, you can buffer the animation on your W and flash for an instant stun.)
14:47 no items start is new meta invented by our genius Darkk Mane
Me: Confesses to my crush
My crush: 12:33
I was expecting the Giormo Theme lol
Nice Diddy Kong Racing music man, i LOVED it
Glad to see Dunkey's back to playing League again. :)
You know what I have ?
Blood circulation problems from sitting in the toilet waiting for your video
This was beautifu. Truly amazing and inspiring content. Oscar award when?
This is a top quality video Darkk Mane, you should seriously be very proud!!!
Honestly i thought he was doing something else in 15:03
13:04 “You thought it was Darkk Mane, BUT IT WAS I, *DIO* “
"You should go and play minecraft because you're about to be blocked"
-Darkk mane
I love how in every video dark man does some sort of life lesson and then just moves on
"You should be playing minecraft because you're about to get block"
I found Darkk Mane through a jojo tier list video. A friend then posted is sea of goons video. I have since fallen in love with his content.
I, Giorno Giovanna, will make a Big Boi Play. Observe!
*completely misses ult*
*Il vento d'oro **3:45** plays*
Darkk Mane is back finally!!! Missed your glorious guides my friend
Nobody: nothing
Dark man: Il vento d'oro
Just... don't
@@Spiderwest23 fuck you, shits actuall fire
That 1500 IQ Montage at the end is the funniest shit I've seen since Dunkey's Escape from Hell 2
The greatest escape of all time...
12:17 luv how it just drops back to 100
"Unless they rework pantheon, and I doubt that will happen any time soon.
I really love the pixel art of the outro in your videos
12:17 We ain't gonna talk about how his iq dropped faster than when my mom dropped me on my head?
IKR
Absolute chad video, perfect quality, epic music
IGN 10/10 liked and subscribed
This guy is the reason i got stuck in silver for 4 years
Thank you for showing me the light, and giving me some new hope to life in this world. AP-ANTHEON!
i darkk mane have unlocked 10/10 of my brain
YOU FOOOOOOOL !!!
(Get the reference ?
My favo video of this channel).
@@tylerblevins8664 no srry
man, I really liked how this video ended, such comforting words
New Glorious guide and it's 15 minutes long. Feels good.
"You think you have what it takes? Well no you don't, all you have is a GRAVE." Is kinda intense
5:33 i thought he said he can't burp...
Okay we can talk about the cute wholesome ending, but also he didn't have items at the end, but he *did* have 600+ gold. Truly he has ascended.
why does his videos get so serious at the end now
14:20 why does this sound like music from maplestory... What's that from?
It's from undertale. I believe the track is called "Reunited"
Was that a Jojo's reference?
It had to be said.
After seeing that Ymfah used this video as a meme into one of this video is a memorial of the Genius of this Eldritch God
2:00 nice meme, then panth gets reworked lol