Why We Need More Guns - Ultra Spiritual Life Ep. 61

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  • @BreadSanta
    @BreadSanta 6 років тому +5584

    I mean, guns actually rarely kill people. It's usually the bullet.

    • @rampage7610
      @rampage7610 6 років тому +150

      Loominarty
      Logical sarcasm... that’s a rare medium; well done
      Now go enjoy a good steak for your efforts 👍

    • @busTedOaS
      @busTedOaS 6 років тому +118

      I think you mean the wounding caused by the bullet.

    • @Melodies2319
      @Melodies2319 6 років тому +130

      So let's just keep guns and get rid of bullets! Genius!

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 6 років тому +53

      busTedOaS no no, the blood loss, not the wound it self (this depends but im trying to make a joke dont judge)

    • @kittysflipout764
      @kittysflipout764 6 років тому +16

      Koffie Verslaafde I judge your comment, as hilarious XD

  • @MikeJones-rk1un
    @MikeJones-rk1un 4 роки тому +1102

    When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

    • @AllKnowingNarcissist
      @AllKnowingNarcissist 4 роки тому +6

      Cover you're asp

    • @cjmunger
      @cjmunger 4 роки тому +16

      Or hours

    • @BibleNutter
      @BibleNutter 4 роки тому +11

      Well if Joe Biden wins we won't even have police or a military cause he'll just defund them for his free healthcare and college.

    • @liandrysanguishinshin7955
      @liandrysanguishinshin7955 4 роки тому +1

      @@BibleNutter stop spreading propoganda you heathen

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 4 роки тому +14

      Criminals hand in there guns when entering gun free zones LOL

  • @josephhsu3221
    @josephhsu3221 2 роки тому +100

    Who’s here from JPs new video

    • @Iamfreed1
      @Iamfreed1 Рік тому +4

      😂 that would be me but it looks like I am about a year late on watching it! Well I guess it's never too late is it? 😂

    • @OilyBalisong
      @OilyBalisong 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Iamfreed1 and Im 2 years late lol

    • @dansu3586
      @dansu3586 3 місяці тому

      I watched his new video. But I came here because UA-cam recommended it for me. It is good he has changed his position on guns and be became gun owner

  • @homealone5087
    @homealone5087 4 роки тому +486

    2016: Scoffs at the idea of a tyrannical government
    2020: lock and load.

    • @chrisoliver5302
      @chrisoliver5302 3 роки тому +5

      @Richard Stone Fucking A!

    • @XericSol
      @XericSol 3 роки тому +11

      Nothing like a tyrannical government to give people a reality check. A real shame that in most countries it was too late by then, thank God this isn't most countries!

    • @jerryamescua
      @jerryamescua 3 роки тому +5

      For real

    • @truthfulpatriot9129
      @truthfulpatriot9129 3 роки тому +5

      @@XericSol amen Brother…I’m locked and loaded❤️🇺🇸🎤

    • @glennthewise6613
      @glennthewise6613 2 роки тому +1

      Lock and loaded

  • @cyb3rpr1m36
    @cyb3rpr1m36 5 років тому +115

    I'm pro-2A, and I found this freaking hilarious!!! As some others have said, folks need to be able to enjoy humor when you see it. Keep up the good work making us smile!!

    • @AirmanJH
      @AirmanJH 4 роки тому +4

      I laugh at all political satire whether it’s aimed at my beliefs or others. Life would suck if you just went around hoping to be offended.

  • @allwhatilove914
    @allwhatilove914 4 роки тому +159

    As a citizen from a country (Brazil) that recently adopted (2006, against our will) total gun ban and since then we saw criminality sky rise I giggled but was afraid people will take you serious and give away their guns too. Criminals know we don’t have a gun now and we are the most dangerous country in the world. They kill us for nothing. In the 80’s when I was born, EVERY HOUSE had a gun and we all could sleep with the doors unlocked. Now my house has electric fence with spikes like in a prison. At least our army is an independent power otherwise we would have ended up like Venezuela, where they unarmed their citizens AND took control of the army, now not even a civil war is possible as nobody has guns and 92% of the population is starving defenseless with an illegitimate government that doesn’t want to step down and kill anyone who tried to bring some democracy. Even with all the guns an army has, when the whole population has the power of putting up a mess of a civil war and not only be taken hostage as sheeps, gives the government some fear because they want to keep the country in one piece and not a devastated land, even a dictator. I back you in all your videos, except this one. PLEASE AMERICA, NEVER GIVE UP YOUR GUNS.

    • @morganagin9466
      @morganagin9466 4 роки тому +13

      @طالب العلم cars kill 3x more people than firearms in the US. We're not banning vehicles. There are between 10k-15k gun deaths in the US annually. There are 400k-600k violent crimes stopped by legal gun owners annually. Tell me that we should ban guns 😂

    • @montananinja1466
      @montananinja1466 4 роки тому +2

      Wow man... How can you say he lives in a crap hole? Says alot about your character and I dont think your alah would appreciate that..

    • @autumnthomas3923
      @autumnthomas3923 4 роки тому

      @طالب العلم like criminals ya I agree.

    • @morganagin9466
      @morganagin9466 4 роки тому +2

      @طالب العلم Tell me a country whos population is upwards of 300,000,000 and doesn't deal with violent crime. You're an idiot.

    • @morganagin9466
      @morganagin9466 4 роки тому +1

      @طالب العلم Crime rates heavily correlate with poverty, so that right there tells me you're talking out your ass. Also, many countries with high poverty but low crime rates have insanely harsh penalties for even mundane crimes. If that sounds like a fair trade to you then you're the last person I want to be taking any kind of life advice from.

  • @WereAllThatBored
    @WereAllThatBored 6 років тому +1223

    Favorite part of this video.... you intentionally breaking every gun safety rule there is lol. Points gun at head, chest, camera, spouse, finger on the trigger.

    • @icspps
      @icspps 6 років тому +54

      WereAllThatBored "I'm completely responsible though and I always keep my gun locked in a safe."

    • @JesusLovesAllKids
      @JesusLovesAllKids 6 років тому +40

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. Literally zero muzzle control on purpose as an extra joke throughout the whole video. lol

    • @WereAllThatBored
      @WereAllThatBored 6 років тому +14

      Really is the best part of this video. Zero words spoken but said everything at the same time. Left out the part where it was unloaded and then he added the clip lol

    • @ridewyoming
      @ridewyoming 6 років тому +13

      You people don't understand the meaning of irony?

    • @WereAllThatBored
      @WereAllThatBored 6 років тому +12

      RideWyoming Actually we do, thats why were commenting on it. It’s like watching a movie and then talking about the funny parts after. It happens.

  • @ricoooooooo
    @ricoooooooo 4 роки тому +84

    "Your guns are no match for the military"
    Tell that to Vietnam

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 3 роки тому +17

      Patch Update: We changed "Vietnam" to "Afganistan"

    • @godseed7984
      @godseed7984 2 роки тому +2

      Or the Taliban

    • @jkjkjkkjkjk
      @jkjkjkkjkjk 2 роки тому +2

      All those countries you mentioned had well armed military, not small militias with hand guns and hunting rifles....lol

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 2 роки тому

      That's not apples to apples.

    • @godseed7984
      @godseed7984 2 роки тому

      @@LiberatedMind1 are you saying they didn't try hard enough?

  • @aishasgoat5759
    @aishasgoat5759 4 роки тому +732

    I'm Australian and I wish I could have the right to carry.

    • @therealbigtony2650
      @therealbigtony2650 4 роки тому +13

      As a fellow Australia I assure you that we can. Well a gel blaster anyway, unless ofcorse it looks like a real gun. Lol

    • @mvies77
      @mvies77 4 роки тому +47

      You used to, but you gave them up. We give your country as an example of what happens when the gvt gets everyone guns.

    • @jandemars580
      @jandemars580 4 роки тому +15

      Move to the US and help us keep it free

    • @jandemars580
      @jandemars580 4 роки тому +3

      @@therealbigtony2650 Gel blaster? Hmm what's that? Sounds interesting

    • @everquestfan
      @everquestfan 4 роки тому +11

      Met an Aussie driver here in the states, he loves being able to carry a firearm with him.

  • @shadetreemechanicracing22
    @shadetreemechanicracing22 5 років тому +1256

    Yeah your right we should have tanks and fighter jets too.

    • @tomwilson4277
      @tomwilson4277 5 років тому +32

      Ummm, Mr Shadetree, ummm... you see my gender is a "fighter jet", and what you said just triggered me, buttt, I don't know why! I feel like you don't support my gender and everyone getting their own fighter jet sounds like slavery... I'm afraid I have to REPORT you... and Epstein didn't kill himself!!! lol

    • @kittymowmow12
      @kittymowmow12 5 років тому +25

      Technically you can legally own a tank

    • @mehoyminoy1326
      @mehoyminoy1326 5 років тому +12

      Jabby The Hot indeed most people dont know u can actually own military vehicles just not their firepower...

    • @jeffreyAferguson
      @jeffreyAferguson 5 років тому +6

      100% agree

    • @kishitendou5492
      @kishitendou5492 5 років тому +4

      Why stop at tanks and fighter jets? Go own a Gundam.

  • @d159inu
    @d159inu 5 років тому +364

    "Guns don't kill people, the government does". - Dale Gribble

  • @jeduel
    @jeduel 2 роки тому +156

    I’m so glad JP has his eyes open. Takes a real man to be humble, admit he was wrong, learn and change his position.

    • @justrelax9501
      @justrelax9501 2 роки тому +2

      ?

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 2 роки тому +5

      Please say more or link the vid of him changing his mind? Pls?

    • @GeeTrieste
      @GeeTrieste 2 роки тому

      @@masterson0713 ua-cam.com/video/7fKO1-hE2Wg/v-deo.html

    • @k.k8791
      @k.k8791 2 роки тому +3

      So we need more guns that's what you saying

    • @916619jg
      @916619jg 2 роки тому +6

      @Duke he has a few videos where he admits changing his mind. The abortion change of mind is my favorite. I don't believe you made your comment while knowing him

  • @wkLeoTrooper
    @wkLeoTrooper 6 років тому +872

    Well I like my guns, but I didn't get offended by this. Gotta head over and watch "How to Get Offended" again.
    Edit: Well I went and brushed up on the how to get offended techniques, and frankly I'm offended that I'm not offended.

    • @mimixis
      @mimixis 6 років тому +3

      wkLeoTrooper haha good 1

    • @t.s.2005
      @t.s.2005 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 6 років тому +17

      I'm offended by you getting offended by not getting offended

    • @takealilpill347
      @takealilpill347 5 років тому +13

      I'm offended you had to remember how to get offended over something so clearly meant to be offensive.

    • @kennie1312
      @kennie1312 5 років тому +2

      Its ok i can be offended for you

  • @UnauthorizedComedy
    @UnauthorizedComedy 5 років тому +1574

    As a fully trained gun owner, I giggled. It's comedy. But, seeing someone waving or pointing even with an unloaded or fake gun waving around made me horribly nervous. 😰

    • @everydayjoe1217
      @everydayjoe1217 5 років тому +54

      I get it. Kinda funny.
      Waving a weapon around like that is not funny.
      The second amendment shall not be infringed.

    • @cla99009
      @cla99009 5 років тому +5

      Ditto

    • @jamesnm21
      @jamesnm21 5 років тому +47

      Yeah he was legit scaring me with that. I assume it was intentional.

    • @Jnvlv247
      @Jnvlv247 5 років тому +7

      Wasn't even holding it right too

    • @johnbrown7438
      @johnbrown7438 5 років тому +24

      Yeah the video was funny, but the waving around and stuff was really hard to watch

  • @Imtotallydiggingthis
    @Imtotallydiggingthis 6 років тому +1398

    I have never seen as many dislikes on one of JPs USL episodes. I guess a lot of people were... Triggered?
    Sorry, I just had to.

    • @cayceefrank9814
      @cayceefrank9814 6 років тому +67

      This pun is right on target!

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 6 років тому +14

      Go to the corner for bad puns! 😂

    • @holgerdanske9067
      @holgerdanske9067 6 років тому +36

      Maybe JP was aiming to trigger his targets. He had plenty of ammo, and he has a pistol wit. It would have been great if he used a bullet-point presentation.

    • @guyblackburn8894
      @guyblackburn8894 6 років тому

      Well done

    • @frankjones8633
      @frankjones8633 6 років тому

      This person reddits.

  • @andrewcroce8177
    @andrewcroce8177 4 роки тому +129

    3 years later... podcast episode #109: “Why I Bought a Gun” ... Welcome to the dark side, my friend.

    • @Jake-Truth-Snake
      @Jake-Truth-Snake 3 роки тому +17

      Welcome to the correct side, on this issue. I hate the two party system, and lifetime politicians.

    • @jacobdaniel2195
      @jacobdaniel2195 3 роки тому +1

      “The Darkside” 😂😂😂I kind of like that name.

    • @paulg6274
      @paulg6274 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jake-Truth-Snake "I hate the 2 party system" also "welcome to our side" 🤔

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 3 роки тому

      @@paulg6274 Closet centrists are insects

    • @VergilSFD
      @VergilSFD 3 роки тому

      @@paulg6274 The side is properly referred to as the Dark Side because a Christian/Catholic Gun-Owner is an Oxymoron.

  • @biffbifford402
    @biffbifford402 4 роки тому +870

    All of the recent “protesting” has convinced me to never be without a lead propulsion device.

    • @cashagon
      @cashagon 4 роки тому +15

      Why did my mind go to slingshots?

    • @biffbifford402
      @biffbifford402 4 роки тому +11

      Cashagon Can your slingshot move lead at 1,300 feet per second?

    • @cashagon
      @cashagon 4 роки тому +4

      @@biffbifford402 One montage with the Flynn-Fletcher boys can.

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 4 роки тому +9

      It’s not a gun it’s a lead propulsion device.

    • @LEARSIKCIGAM
      @LEARSIKCIGAM 4 роки тому +15

      How many - of you non gun people - wish you had one now?

  • @williammourningcrow6000
    @williammourningcrow6000 6 років тому +251

    I'm waiting for the flat gun theory.

    • @eaburl
      @eaburl 4 роки тому

      Best comment today.

    • @sharperprospecting6980
      @sharperprospecting6980 4 роки тому

      Isn't that just part of testing ak.s?. Lob it under a tank track. flatten It shoot it.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 4 роки тому

      Is that flat gun glutenfree?

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 4 роки тому

      @Josiah D Is it free range GMO free LCNS, and is the extra sauce sodium reduced? 🤪🤪🤪

  • @CarriesWater
    @CarriesWater 7 років тому +666

    I believe strongly in gun control. Which is why I use both hands😅

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 6 років тому +20

      It's a good think they didn't have many guns in Rwanda in the 1990s. Millions of people murdered with machetes is fine, as long as they aren't shot.

    • @blazeinboarder9857
      @blazeinboarder9857 6 років тому +2

      Bretton Ferguson, Us humans, are fucked. Were fucking fucked........ There is no hope. :/

    • @ArbyRadio
      @ArbyRadio 6 років тому +1

      Both hands, eh? As in, one each to give a nice tug to your 'bros'?

    • @marcelkostwinder5201
      @marcelkostwinder5201 6 років тому +2

      Bretton Ferguson a gun does more damage then a machete so whats your point?

    • @notimportant4994
      @notimportant4994 3 роки тому

      I doesn't matter how much you control guns. Criminals are going to get them anyways.

  •  4 роки тому +10

    I think most of us went from laughing at these people to secretly admitting to ourselves they had a point.

  • @dread9030
    @dread9030 4 роки тому +645

    2020: This video didn't age well.

    • @espvp
      @espvp 4 роки тому +8

      I'm not from the usa, so I'm oblivious. Why it didn't age well?

    • @outboardprsnlstndup
      @outboardprsnlstndup 4 роки тому +8

      I wish, just give progressives another year, they’ll be right back to the same schtick

    • @davidmajor1508
      @davidmajor1508 4 роки тому +7

      @Joshua
      No, America is not any more corrupt than anywhere else. Otherwise, I largely agree with the rest of your comments.

    • @davidmajor1508
      @davidmajor1508 4 роки тому +7

      @Joshua
      I agree with the "lead by example" part, but the Federal Reserve is not unique to America. The Federal Reserve, which was founded in 1911 copied many aspects of already existing central banks, particularly the Bank of England, which was established in 1694.
      Today the Federal Reserve is indeed the most powerful central bank in the world, but it's evil is not unique. In fact, in terms of harm, I would say the European Central Bank, and the "People's Bank of China" are just as evil if not more so.

    • @davidmajor1508
      @davidmajor1508 4 роки тому +7

      @Joshua
      Agreed. The Federal Reserve has indeed done much harm to the economy. I wish more people would get behind the "Audit the Fed" movement. It would be interesting to see who they give money to behind closed doors and under the table. If people actually saw what they do, more would demand that it be disbanded immediately.

  • @adudewatchingyoutubevids
    @adudewatchingyoutubevids 4 роки тому +229

    "Just think about it" *points gun directly at his head* That had me rolling

    • @susannabonke8552
      @susannabonke8552 2 роки тому

      If there"s any brain left.. 😅😅

    • @purplecowmovement7677
      @purplecowmovement7677 2 роки тому

      Lol it was intentional

    • @cheekymoe629
      @cheekymoe629 Рік тому

      So many things…loaded gun. Points at head. Finger on trigger all the time. Points at chest. Points at wife. I am rolling.

  • @Mgoblagulkablong
    @Mgoblagulkablong 4 роки тому +679

    this aged like milk in the sun

    • @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline
      @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline 4 роки тому +32

      He has a gun at home, bet ya!

    • @zoy-keezscooby4236
      @zoy-keezscooby4236 4 роки тому +24

      It would be interesting to see if he has changed his mind. From the content of the past 6 months I'd like to think he has awoken to the truth of this too. Or he is just truly making fun of some of the goofy gun owner's out there. Be honest, we all know one or have one in the family LOL.

    • @JM-nt5ex
      @JM-nt5ex 4 роки тому +25

      @@zoy-keezscooby4236 He's not being anti gun in the video, he's just making fun of people who want NO gun control. I doubt he wants all guns banned or anything. He honestly seems like a centrist, but most of his audience seems convinced he's a diehard republican who's just trying to rek the libtards even in videos that make fun of both sides

    • @paulk5311
      @paulk5311 4 роки тому +3

      @@JM-nt5ex i don't really care what he wants. he does not write policy.

    • @JM-nt5ex
      @JM-nt5ex 4 роки тому

      @Jonathan Spier Gun violence has been an issue since forever in the US, what do you mean?

  • @artilleryproductions6107
    @artilleryproductions6107 3 роки тому +20

    2021:
    This man has evolved to something far greater

  • @jwarren6733
    @jwarren6733 5 років тому +568

    I must have the laziest guns ever, they just sit there and dont kill anyone... sheesh.

    • @hithere8140
      @hithere8140 5 років тому +15

      If biden wins we might get "smart" guns...so there's hope🤞

    • @slugger9492
      @slugger9492 4 роки тому +4

      @@hithere8140 that moment we give guns sentient AI.

    • @booshter9714
      @booshter9714 4 роки тому +7

      Everyone is a responsible gun owner, until they aren't 😬

    • @benbryson6598
      @benbryson6598 4 роки тому +6

      @@booshter9714 just like cars 😊

    • @booshter9714
      @booshter9714 4 роки тому +3

      @@benbryson6598 if you can kill 58 people and wound 418 from a 32nd floor window with a car then let me know 🤨

  • @aone-clips8015
    @aone-clips8015 7 років тому +1528

    thats bold making a satire video about a topic that most of your viewers will take 90% too seriously.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 7 років тому +79

      I think it word be more appropriate to say that people tend to find satire funny, until they find it pointed at them. No pun intended.
      But yeah I think both sides of the extremes are retarded. One believes guns cause gun violence, the other believes guns prevent violence.

    • @willotoole5900
      @willotoole5900 7 років тому +73

      Aone 80% of statistics are made up on the spot 72% of the time

    • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
      @OokamiKageGinGetsu 7 років тому +58

      Will O'Toole
      And 112% of those are wrong 52.5 % of the time.

    • @IWallbangHeadz
      @IWallbangHeadz 7 років тому +17

      aha but 50% of the time, it works every time.

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  7 років тому +101

      Bold is my favorite flavor :-)

  • @NissanRacer90
    @NissanRacer90 7 років тому +347

    I am definitely triggered. I need to go to my safe space which ironically is my gun safe.

    • @copper30000
      @copper30000 7 років тому +1

      Lol...

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 7 років тому +7

      safe space: a space where I keep my gun safes
      triggered: a sudden urge to pull some triggers

    • @findalefinnie
      @findalefinnie 7 років тому +3

      Same here! hahahaha!

    • @TheChrismsanchez1
      @TheChrismsanchez1 7 років тому +10

      best comment of the day award!

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 7 років тому +4

      What space could possibly be any safer? :)

  • @kingnhonj954
    @kingnhonj954 2 роки тому +4

    I was summoned here after the video jp made about him being wrong, but that doesn't mean the jokes aren't funny.

  • @andrew8264
    @andrew8264 4 роки тому +104

    I cried cause he broke almost every safety rules

    • @sirinebenyahia2277
      @sirinebenyahia2277 3 роки тому +6

      "think about it"

    • @returnoftheromans6726
      @returnoftheromans6726 3 роки тому +5

      @@sirinebenyahia2277
      Lol! 😁🔫!!!!!!

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 роки тому +1

      It's a toy gun, relax.

    • @XericSol
      @XericSol 3 роки тому

      What rule didn't he break? Know your target?

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 2 роки тому

      You can hear the plastic when he racks it, I'm pretty sure you won't die from having an air soft bb hit you :P. And it's part of the bit

  • @daneanders7051
    @daneanders7051 6 років тому +166

    “It’s the only constitutional right I know of” 😂😂😂

    • @spurlockification
      @spurlockification 5 років тому +3

      Dane Anders He dropped one of the T’s in constitutional. He was pronouncing it consitutional. Which made it even more hilarious. Like every time someone says Nookewler instead of nuclear.

  • @sevpha1259
    @sevpha1259 7 років тому +2497

    I love my guns, but holy shi I found this hilarious. The real "snowflakes" are the people who took offense to this and "unsubbing" lmao

    • @boogie1434
      @boogie1434 7 років тому +11

      Chris Lamont as long as its in a funny/refreshing way idc, the whole "lol gun nutz" schtick is played out.

    • @zoeyschultz3953
      @zoeyschultz3953 7 років тому +28

      Chris Lamont it's so amazing how you can drag politics into a video made for comedic purpose and still have this ability to insult half of the country.

    • @Sandm12
      @Sandm12 7 років тому +53

      If people can't laugh at themselves how the hell are they gonna get through the world.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 7 років тому +28

      Unsubbing and offense is harsh. But it's obvious he was mocking pro gun political opinions. I disagree with him on this issue, but in general I find him funny (honestly, I didn't find this funny because it was mostly meant for anti-second-amendmenters to find funny. But others did, I'm sure, and I tend to find his funny, so I'm cool continuing to watch the rest of his videos.

    • @WorksOnMyComputer
      @WorksOnMyComputer 7 років тому +5

      By shooting people while in a bad mood presumably.

  • @psychicdevelopmentexercise
    @psychicdevelopmentexercise 2 роки тому +16

    Hello...here from the future! You are awesome for honestly exploring the error in your ways, JP.

  • @redmuskratt
    @redmuskratt 5 років тому +457

    As a criminal, I completely agree that law abiding citizens should turn their guns over. =)

    • @sambennett8927
      @sambennett8927 5 років тому +20

      And as a civilian I completely agree that it should be harder for criminals to get guns... oh no a catch 22

    • @face2wake
      @face2wake 5 років тому +22

      Sam Bennett you think criminals get their guns legally?

    • @sambennett8927
      @sambennett8927 5 років тому +4

      @@face2wake did I say that?

    • @face2wake
      @face2wake 5 років тому +25

      @@sambennett8927 Yes. Making guns harder to get only makes them harder to get for people who get them legally. Most guns that are used in crimes are obtained illegally. So yes, you did say that.

    • @bigsmoke8816
      @bigsmoke8816 5 років тому +4

      @@face2wake but it also makes it harder for criminals to get them, a gun worth $1000 costs $33000 on the black market

  • @dogsavethequeen7689
    @dogsavethequeen7689 4 роки тому +242

    "How can armed citizens stave off a tyrannical government when the military is so well trained and equipped." Some version of this is parroted by anti-gunners all the time, as if it's a brilliant morsel of original thought. They're missing the point entirely. No government wants to be in a position where it has to face off against its own people. An armed citizenry is a reminder to the government that it's always a possibility if they step out of line. This is how 2A acts as a protection against tyranny. The 2014 Bundy standoff is a perfect example of how a bunch of armed hayseeds can prove an effective force against government overreach.
    Then there's Afghanistan. The two most powerful armies on the planet have not found success in defeating a ragtag clan of hill people armed with AK-47's.

    • @_Patton_Was_Right
      @_Patton_Was_Right 4 роки тому +9

      Theres a great meme for this, has the guy pretending to be Vietmanese saying "Welcome to the rice fields motherf'er!"

    • @b__w_4565
      @b__w_4565 4 роки тому +4

      Also I’ve noticed most people in the army are aware the left policies for more government are bad!!! Ik most people would not turn on their families to save the corrupted country that turned on its people.

    • @majorhawker4776
      @majorhawker4776 4 роки тому +3

      @Dave54600 Obama would not let us disarm the locals as they would be vulnerable to criminals in the region. smh Go figure right.

    • @lockeandrand
      @lockeandrand 4 роки тому +5

      @@majorhawker4776 you mean Osama? 😂

    • @johnd4348
      @johnd4348 3 роки тому +11

      I don't know the Taliban did a pretty good job of defeating Russia and America in Afganistan. It's the will to win at any cost, not how big you are. sometimes.

  • @nickh495
    @nickh495 5 років тому +315

    The military would likely split before they simply go after US citizens. Large divisions of the military would be part of the militia. The oath you take when you join the armed forces of the United States is to the people and to the constitution.
    With all that being said even though I am a being supporter of the 2nd amendment, I got a pretty good laugh out of this. This is pretty much how every anti gun person sees those who believe in the second amendment. If you can't laugh at yourself then you likely take yourself to seriously. Even if JP is anti gun or simply thinks we can use more gun control, that doesn't mean I can't enjoy his content. Like I always say, there will always be someone that sees things differently then you and it's only a problem if you make a problem out of it.

    • @anthonyszarek6905
      @anthonyszarek6905 5 років тому +20

      Exactly what I said. I am a gun enthusiast and love the Constitution but still found this hilarious. His sarcasm is next level

    • @eigregor83
      @eigregor83 5 років тому +14

      I hope that is true, but sadly I doubt that it is. The government has done studies asking people in the army if they would be able to kill Americans if they were ordered to do a gun confiscation and people resisted. Out of those polled, it was around 40% that said yes. That is a large number when you figure that they do not have the peer pressure from those around them during the act. Also, there is a reason why our government wants young soldiers, their minds are more easily molded to listen to orders compared to someone who is older. Even someone in their late 20s or early 30s are more likely say no to something like this that someone who is young or than someone who spent the last 10 years of their life in that type of environment.
      When you look at things like Katrina and the Boston Marathon Bombing and police went door to door, and in Katrina's case confiscated civilians weapons. Another thing, related to my last sentence, think of how many unconstitutional laws that the police agencies enforce, and you will get them to admit it at times as well. They will say things like "well, if I am ordered to do it then I will do it." They say this completely ignoring the oath that they had taken when becoming an officer.
      An armed group of citizens have been able to fight off governments in the past several times. That being said, I do believe that majority of those who are out of the army would join a resistance in a heartbeat.

    • @shaunoneil1528
      @shaunoneil1528 4 роки тому +5

      As former member of the US Army I totally agree. I support the second amendment 💯 and I also found this shit hilarious

    • @illuminerd3757
      @illuminerd3757 4 роки тому

      Its gonna have to be the UN

    • @benjamindbarr
      @benjamindbarr 4 роки тому +5

      @@lga-jm6it most definitely, guerrilla warfare is hard to obliterate if even 5% of a population believes and is willing to fight in subprime conditions... kinda how the US won the revolution in the first place even though they were outnumbered, outgunned, and under funded compared to the British military at the time... but at the of the daily did love this comedy as it does point out some flaws in quiet a few of us gun owning individuals.

  • @samantha8229
    @samantha8229 2 роки тому +17

    His latest video brought me here. Gotta love when someone can admit they were wrong

  • @Demi.d3mi
    @Demi.d3mi 4 роки тому +543

    We need guns now more than ever lol

    • @deathchrist199
      @deathchrist199 4 роки тому +59

      Matthew Yes idiot

    • @justanotherfpv
      @justanotherfpv 4 роки тому +12

      I agree! How do you protect yourself against the ones with guns

    • @thesonofaman4432
      @thesonofaman4432 4 роки тому +1

      Just Another FPV Guy your positive thoughts will make all the bad guys go away. Self defense is necessary::sarcasm::. Everyone will not share your point of view or “evolve” in consciousness. There will be many who choose to live in the dark parts of their minds and hearts.

    • @qq84
      @qq84 4 роки тому +23

      @ How do you want to protect yourself against hordes of BLM-rioters without guns?

    • @paullawrencedotnet
      @paullawrencedotnet 4 роки тому +1

      @@qq84 "Hordes" ??!! Wow, you are really drinking the fear-mongers' kool-aid.

  • @hill050dk
    @hill050dk 4 роки тому +69

    Wife said, “NO MORE GUNS!” 😭 I said, “No. More guns!” 😎

  • @bluepinata
    @bluepinata 7 років тому +71

    I'm not "anti-gun" but I still think this is so funny. JP Sears makes fun of everything; he's not trying to offend you personally, he pokes fun at it all.

    • @RatZapTshirt
      @RatZapTshirt 7 років тому +6

      I agree. But a parody of an anti-gun extremist would probably be funnier. It would also be a better fit to his regular comedy persona.

    • @bigpump7985
      @bigpump7985 7 років тому +2

      Andrew Akers yeah but its easier to satirise pro-gun owners because it is actually a joke and there is more material to work with

    • @sananguliyev4940
      @sananguliyev4940 7 років тому +1

      He satirises everything ridiculous. Doesn't matter crazy leftists or crazy right-wing. Between anti-gun and pro-gun people the latter are clearly more retarded and have stupid arguments.
      Ps. I am anti-gun from a country with 0 mass shootings. but I think people can have them at shooting ranges and hunting areas, if they wish so.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 7 років тому +1

      @Sanan Guliyev So you're anti-gun and find pro-gun arguments less convincing? How novel.

    • @sananguliyev4940
      @sananguliyev4940 7 років тому

      ZIaman well I am for freedom to choose in general. Freedom to choose guns and a gun-free environment. I am all for people to be able to use guns (I get it, it is fun), but let it be used in shooting ranges and any controlled environment. About the streets and homes there's empirical evidence that guns bring more damage than protection.
      I get that people with guns feel a lot more control over the whatever situation that might happen, but in a civilized world those situations much less common than accidents and misuse. And also those situations can easily be solved with a non-lethal weapons
      So in general it is like with any fun and dangerous activity (like racing or smth like that). I get it, it is fun, do it somewhere, but please do not disturb the general safer environment.

  • @sabravillarreal9737
    @sabravillarreal9737 4 роки тому +9

    totally serious statement here. the most polite towns i have been in were open carry. something about telling someone with a gun on their hip to have a nice day feels natural and good.

  • @Mechazoid5116
    @Mechazoid5116 4 роки тому +127

    Hm this didn't age well at all least 2020 finally ended this stupid argument of why we need guns.

    • @markflierl1624
      @markflierl1624 4 роки тому +11

      Morons rioted while the police did nothing.

    • @Mechazoid5116
      @Mechazoid5116 4 роки тому +12

      @@markflierl1624 Exactly which is why we need guns to defend ourselves from the rioters and the police.

    • @kkil1325
      @kkil1325 4 роки тому

      Seriously need protection from cops these days. They out here killing people

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 4 роки тому +3

      @@markflierl1624 And Antifa and BLM are armed while we're not.

    • @scottwatson4584
      @scottwatson4584 4 роки тому +1

      No the lesson is we need jobs. Real jobs. Ones that people can take care of their families with. The other lesson is the government doesn't give a damn about the people. 100s of billions go to corporations and to prop up the stock market. The people get shut down. Damn; I thought there were some Republicans here.

  • @mintywatcher3rd309
    @mintywatcher3rd309 7 років тому +86

    Your permit to carry a concealed accent has been denied. Both of you.

    • @topaz820
      @topaz820 7 років тому +4

      Minty Watcher 3rd their accents suck

    • @discojelly
      @discojelly 7 років тому +2

      Zoopath.. it's comedy bro. Just like when he makes fun of people who are "gluten intolerant"

  • @speezespeeze6665
    @speezespeeze6665 6 років тому +50

    Even as a gun owner and second ammendment defender. It's impossible to say this is not hilarious haha.

  • @tacofriday2165
    @tacofriday2165 2 роки тому +5

    "Future JP" sent me..back from 2022 !!!

  • @patrickbateman161
    @patrickbateman161 6 років тому +57

    "God's one of my favorite people." Lmao...that is a biblically funny quote.

  • @BuckeyeFanATW
    @BuckeyeFanATW 7 років тому +62

    I'm triggered by the lack of trigger warning at the start of the video. not only does the gun he is holding have a trigger, but every gun reference has a trigger. and to fire a gun you must pull the trigger, which triggers the gun, which is a resulting trigger from an action to my trigger, the trigger. the trigger triggers me after it has been triggered, which triggers the object I am triggered by, a gun.

    • @idylledoll
      @idylledoll 7 років тому +1

      Brayden Vanmilligan brilliant! 🤣

  • @filosuu
    @filosuu 6 років тому +81

    the way he says "guun" is hilarious

  • @TheRealSpoony
    @TheRealSpoony 2 роки тому +3

    I felt offended that more people are not offended about not being offended... It's so offendingly-offending to offending offenders and offendees that want to be or not be offended!

  • @tamashiitrickster643
    @tamashiitrickster643 5 років тому +56

    "Now I personally don't hunt ..... Animals anyway "
    😂😂😂

  • @johntyson
    @johntyson 7 років тому +797

    If there's ever been a UA-cam comment section to avoid, this is it.

    • @leorising8074
      @leorising8074 7 років тому +9

      Johntyson no, no, no, dive right in. It's fun.

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 7 років тому +9

      WeKnow Nothing lolol! I refuse to scroll down. I just can't...

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  7 років тому +85

      Hahaha, that's probably true!

    • @sasukethehusky7560
      @sasukethehusky7560 7 років тому

      What side of the argument are you on?

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 7 років тому +9

      Austin Parrish Ha! You aren't going to sucker me into a complex debate in a UA-cam comment section. The garbage dump of the internet.

  • @MrClean417
    @MrClean417 7 років тому +15

    Sure am glad that a southern accent is immeadiatly thought of as stupid while not being racist to use. It's great.

    • @DevinAK49
      @DevinAK49 7 років тому +1

      MrClean417 blame the hookworm.

    • @camicupid5306
      @camicupid5306 7 років тому +3

      You should watch the video on how to get offended. Your butt hurt needs work.

    • @Indiegirl007
      @Indiegirl007 7 років тому +2

      I was born and raised in the south. The accent provided for this character was spot on.

  • @pp-bb6jj
    @pp-bb6jj 3 роки тому +3

    As a non American, the second Amendment is the only thing I envy the Americans. There used to be more but America changed.

  • @brently300
    @brently300 6 років тому +178

    I am a gun owner, and I'm pro second amendment. I find this video hilarious! And I approve this message!

    • @ssjwes
      @ssjwes 6 років тому

      Same shits super funny!

    • @RynaxAlien
      @RynaxAlien 5 років тому

      And potential murderer

    • @fabiankellquist4630
      @fabiankellquist4630 5 років тому

      Thats like being a Jewish Nazi

    • @jonasjonasi80
      @jonasjonasi80 5 років тому

      @@fabiankellquist4630 Well, those who are the most against gun ownership call Jews nazis, so doesn't that say something about validity of their claims?!

  • @Ubadubarge
    @Ubadubarge 5 років тому +100

    "My man screams hysterically at me to identify myself by pointing a gun at my face"

    • @ET2carbon
      @ET2carbon 4 роки тому +2

      My household exactly. This was the only funny part in the sketch to me for it's relatability...... Not the pointing at the face part though obviously

    • @matthiasschuldt4996
      @matthiasschuldt4996 4 роки тому

      Love it

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 7 років тому +754

    lol. I can only assume that the response to this is going to be perfectly sensible and not at all ironically emotional and unstable.

    • @mercifulstingray1698
      @mercifulstingray1698 7 років тому +18

      Probably gonna be a lot of that but there are people capable of reasonable decent. I stated that I disliked the video without being unreasonable. I like the vast majority of his content but I just don't feel like this one highlighted any valid points. I usually come away from these thinking differently about the subject matter but not this time.

    • @mercifulstingray1698
      @mercifulstingray1698 7 років тому +14

      Brandon Roberts you'd probably consider me a gun nut. I rarely leave home without my pistol (I have a license even though my state doesn't require one) but that doesn't mean I'm unreasonable. granted there are some bad ones out there but I think that is an unfair statement.

    • @fayeevpt
      @fayeevpt 7 років тому +15

      Merciful Stingray but when he makes fun of vegans, for example, the vegans watching (the ones who can take a joke!) still believe in the ideology of veganism, but they can have the self awareness to laugh at his satire and even see a bit of truth in it.
      I think that's the real test of how reasonable and self aware you are- can you laugh at the satire that takes the piss out of your ideologies and stereotypes?

    • @mercifulstingray1698
      @mercifulstingray1698 7 років тому +19

      fayeevpt that is my point. Normally even when I disagree with his point of view I can laugh. I just didn't think this one was funny. I think that he could have picked better points to make fun of. This feels less like well thought out satire and more like how the far left perceive gun owners. This is the first time that I haven't liked one of his videos. He is still a funny guy but I don't think he did a great job on this one.

    • @Eeyono
      @Eeyono 7 років тому +3

      Merciful Stingray what points should he have picked to make fun of?

  • @jaycollins9244
    @jaycollins9244 2 роки тому +44

    He has just done a new video using this old one he did, as a reference as to how WRONG he was! You have to give him a lot of credit for admitting he was mistaken about the value of the 2nd amendment. He has now even acquired a gun and has recommended the company he used to advise him on the safe use of firearms for those new to the game! I have much respect for this man and the way he has shown the world how he has learned from his mistaken ideals.

    • @coina-dig-tion6322
      @coina-dig-tion6322 2 роки тому

      good to hear. and here it is... ua-cam.com/video/7fKO1-hE2Wg/v-deo.html

    • @emilerhard4189
      @emilerhard4189 2 роки тому +1

      5hat would be wrong

    • @Brock742
      @Brock742 2 роки тому

      @@emilerhard4189 better look it up yourself then, I’m here for the same reason as op.

    • @emilerhard4189
      @emilerhard4189 2 роки тому +1

      @@Brock742 I have seen it and it is none the less wrong of him to do so and hopefully mostly calculated in order to get the engagement and approval of his mostly republican viewership

    • @Brock742
      @Brock742 2 роки тому

      @@emilerhard4189 uh what?

  • @ryanstreckfuss9590
    @ryanstreckfuss9590 6 років тому +56

    "screaming at me to identify myself" hahahhahahahha

    • @phuckEuo
      @phuckEuo 5 років тому +4

      IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

  • @tinkmarshino
    @tinkmarshino 6 років тому +120

    I am a gun guy and I thought this was great.. I am so offended that my head is spinning.. I am proud to say I watched your "how to be offended" vid and have done everything you suggested.. And I am here to say.. IT WORKS! I am so tremendously offended I can't wait to tell everyone.... you should be proud... now on to coconut oil.. kill, kill, kill... (they taught us that in the marines) carry on JP

  • @HappyYellowDress
    @HappyYellowDress 5 років тому +205

    “God’s one of my favourite people” 😂🤣😂

    • @RynaxAlien
      @RynaxAlien 5 років тому +2

      God is fairy tale

    • @ic.xc.
      @ic.xc. 5 років тому

      @@RynaxAlien hmm depends

    • @carolroberts9574
      @carolroberts9574 5 років тому

      @@RynaxAlien who told you that? How do you, absolutely, know?

    • @zeno1298
      @zeno1298 5 років тому

      @@carolroberts9574 becsue your usign burden of proof not accrute way to debate you nead acctualy proof before saying to peppole to Come up with way to debunk it tahts like me saying you killed somewone you shouldn't nead to defend your self if Thers no proof

    • @tenaciousredemption1986
      @tenaciousredemption1986 5 років тому +3

      Well, Jesus is God...

  • @charlesrussell4295
    @charlesrussell4295 3 роки тому +2

    That muzzle control is giving me anxiety.

  • @f3nixfire
    @f3nixfire 4 роки тому +85

    You brought up a good point. The average citizen should have one tank, one fighter jet, one attack helicopter, one drone, one nuke, a satellite guidance system and an aircraft carrier to ensure the govt cant encroach on our freedoms. I'll have my requisition form in the mail on monday.

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 4 роки тому +2

      Can you order me one too. Im short on tanks.

    • @xisotopex
      @xisotopex 3 роки тому

      ask afghanistan about that. or yemen, or vietnam etc etc etc

    • @dawndebris2
      @dawndebris2 2 роки тому +2

      This unironically.

    • @macbeavers6938
      @macbeavers6938 2 роки тому

      Traitor Joe said something about using nukes and F-15s against us. I guess Traitor Joe assumes the military will all follow his instructions? So did Nocolae Ceausescu, the first President of Romania. Christmas, 1989 did not go well for he and his family, however.

    • @davidbears5213
      @davidbears5213 2 роки тому

      You can ask hillary for the uranium.

  • @ctzn291139
    @ctzn291139 6 років тому +223

    Yeah, it’s funny how some people don’t get the satire

    • @bpcustomknives4392
      @bpcustomknives4392 6 років тому +2

      ctzn291139 so does he support the 2nd amendment or not?

    • @MansterBear
      @MansterBear 6 років тому +9

      I know he usually takes his sarcasm to the next level, so I am trying to see what he really means in this one. I assumed it was just making fun of pro-gun people, but part of me thought "Is he making fun of the caraciture that anti-gunners paint about pro-gunners?"
      But that doesn't seem to be it. It seems he's more making fun of the 'ignorant hillbilly' who likes guns. The only problem is, these aren't the actual arguments pro gunners make. The funniest is when it's actually based in truth, like his vegan video.

    • @maxrequisite
      @maxrequisite 6 років тому +5

      MansterBear he's making fun of anti-gun advocates perceptions of pro-gun advocates

    • @DudeNamedDad
      @DudeNamedDad 6 років тому +1

      That’s the beauty of these videos. They are comical satire that can be taken many different ways. It makes you think and laugh. Both are good.

    • @pumpkinheadghoul
      @pumpkinheadghoul 6 років тому +3

      @xMaXx Requisite: Yeah, somehow I don't think it reads that way. While I agree, this is truly how most anti-gun advocates think pro-gun advocates think, this certainly doesn't come off as if he's making fun of the way people perceive pro-gun advocates. It ENTIRELY comes off as if this is how HE perceives pro gun advocates, which is why this video falls flat. I'm a huge fan of his videos, but when you have to invent something that doesn't exist in the real world in order to make a point, then the argument falls apart. It would be like if he dressed in black face and made a video about how blacks only eat watermelon and fried chicken. By perpetrating a stereotype that doesn't actually exist in the real world, he discredits any point he was trying to make. And I think it's safe to say most people who saw this video believe he was trying to make a point. He should have at least based his character on people who actually exist in the real world. NO ONE makes the arguments he was portraying in this video. NO ONE!

  • @alwaysluvedtobeluved
    @alwaysluvedtobeluved 6 років тому +185

    I got offended that you made me laugh at things that offend me

  • @Surokis
    @Surokis 2 роки тому +3

    Hi JP, I'm from the future. Wait a few years. Its exciting to see ya then!

  • @tommylewis8457
    @tommylewis8457 6 років тому +168

    Pro gun but this cracked me up. Glad that was a fake gun used in the video though I cringed a little at every safety rule broken.

    • @MrBowser2012
      @MrBowser2012 6 років тому +13

      I agree! That was a little hard to watch.

    • @spikethedragon341
      @spikethedragon341 5 років тому +16

      yeah, safety rules is not a joke, but maybe that's the joke

    • @mistayawilks8548
      @mistayawilks8548 5 років тому +4

      Lol. Ditto. *Cringe* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tinchothegreat3743
      @tinchothegreat3743 5 років тому +10

      His finger on the trigger the entire time had me cringing. Lol. Also, I subconsciously moved my head to the side every time he raised it. Hahaha. This guy rocks.

    • @neb6304
      @neb6304 5 років тому +3

      im from germany so i cant understand americans at all its basically so stupid to have the right to carry guns luckily we dont have a self-damaging amandment like you... lol

  • @ozzman1997
    @ozzman1997 7 років тому +344

    Love how you can hear the plastic parts in his gun rattling around.

    • @Disrupter64
      @Disrupter64 6 років тому +6

      We have a gun expert over here

    • @grindersandgears3445
      @grindersandgears3445 6 років тому +14

      I would count the fact that he has the sensibility to use a toy gun instead of a real one while flagging the shit out of himself as a good thing. Dianne Feinstein could learn a thing or 2 from him. And the funny thing is, even though it's satire, some of what he says is true. I'm curious what his actual stance is though.

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 6 років тому +5

      "Dianne Feinstein could learn a thing or 2" no she couldn't

    • @quentincollins4677
      @quentincollins4677 6 років тому +1

      The Ball, that is certainly true. I think her IQ is so low she is unteachable.

    • @deadtoselfShema
      @deadtoselfShema 6 років тому

      That is Plastic Bullets you hear

  • @cassandrastern1497
    @cassandrastern1497 5 років тому +32

    Every gun safety rule broken in this video, except for carrying it over a fence!

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 4 роки тому

      At least he didn't leave it unattended for infants or incoherent fellow citizens to stumble upon . . .

  • @beachbumLifestyle
    @beachbumLifestyle 2 роки тому +21

    I love how he loves guns now 😂 it’s great

  • @MrGuitarguru95
    @MrGuitarguru95 6 років тому +65

    For everyone freaking out in the comment section, he has also shit on vegans, millennials, and atheists so it's safe to say he's just out to trigger everyone with a pulse...bravo JP, bravo

    • @jeffreythomas515
      @jeffreythomas515 6 років тому

      MrGuitarguru95 you forgot about SJW’s! 😂

  • @vladtheimpaler1570
    @vladtheimpaler1570 7 років тому +56

    "God created men, but Samuel Colt made them equal” - Sam Hyde

    • @petroelb
      @petroelb 7 років тому +3

      Vlad - I'm a real fan of your work! You didn't need no stinking guns to do it either!

  • @donnetube73
    @donnetube73 4 роки тому +66

    I recently purchased a tank and fighter jet to add to my gun collection...

    • @GuysCallMeShawna
      @GuysCallMeShawna 4 роки тому

      I am jealous.

    • @CarolReidCA
      @CarolReidCA 4 роки тому

      So did a cartel in Mexico! I hope yours is made in the USA. Their's is from China.

    • @illumstern8831
      @illumstern8831 4 роки тому +1

      Fun! I've been working the other way, and got a sword. Specifically, a Gladius in the off chance I'm ever standing in line with a bunch of other men wearing plates of metal and carrying large curved rectangles of wood painted red and gold. I know I'll be safe in that situation now. Gotta prepare for everything, you know?

  • @123Mathzak
    @123Mathzak 3 роки тому +2

    His first statement is actually 100% true.
    Think about it.
    You have a gun, and open fire into a crowd of let’s say 100 ppl w/ maybe 1-2 gun owners, chances are you’re gonna get off at least that round and who knows what more damage
    Now imagine you have a gun, and open fire into a crowd of 100 ppl w/ 25-30 gun owners. You’re screwed. You won’t get another clip off, much less finish firing your current rounds.

  • @Steven-qc2sz
    @Steven-qc2sz 4 роки тому +29

    Kind of ironic between 3 years ago and today.

  • @DanielJaegerFilms
    @DanielJaegerFilms 4 роки тому +312

    I would consider myself Conservative and I love this 😂

    • @kathleenrushing6897
      @kathleenrushing6897 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @sabrinatscha2554
      @sabrinatscha2554 4 роки тому +17

      He is funny. Even when I don’t agree with him.

    • @HooyahPeacock
      @HooyahPeacock 4 роки тому +7

      As a conservative with 23 guns this shit is hilarious

    • @nickylouse2
      @nickylouse2 4 роки тому +9

      @@HooyahPeacock unfortunately, I lost all of mine on Lake Michigan in a gunboat accident.

    • @HooyahPeacock
      @HooyahPeacock 4 роки тому +3

      @@nickylouse2 well your first problem was you were in Michigan. Im kidding. My ex fiance lived in lincoln park so I have resentment for Michigan lol minus Ford village

  • @apostrophe.t
    @apostrophe.t 5 років тому +26

    I love how reasonable people on both sides of this debate can agree this video his hysterical.

  • @GoodShepherdPicture
    @GoodShepherdPicture 2 роки тому +6

    He did this before covid

  • @sssssnake222
    @sssssnake222 4 роки тому +72

    The left is going to mistake this for a documentary on rural America

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 роки тому

      What is it according to you?

    • @sssssnake222
      @sssssnake222 3 роки тому

      @@OutragedPufferfish are you a Democrat?

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 роки тому

      @@sssssnake222 Is answering a question with a question an American thing?

    • @sssssnake222
      @sssssnake222 3 роки тому

      @@OutragedPufferfish apparently not.

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 роки тому

      @@sssssnake222 I'm Dutch, I guess that makes me a Democrat.

  • @ahmctech104
    @ahmctech104 4 роки тому +56

    I am impressed that he could keep his finger on the trigger that whole time. I know I couldn’t. I got the 4 rules drilled into my head since I was a kid. Muscle memory takes my finger off the trigger.

    • @johnd4348
      @johnd4348 3 роки тому +2

      Me to. I was just waiting for him to pull the trigger. All I could do is stare at it the whole time.

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure it's a fake gun, and that he's not a gun owner so he's not trained in dealing with it like you.

  • @yourspecialness3990
    @yourspecialness3990 7 років тому +125

    Im offended that you think I may be offended ! Im not..... but it offends me that you assume it might.

    • @TJackSurvival
      @TJackSurvival 7 років тому +3

      My brain hurts now.

    • @petroelb
      @petroelb 7 років тому +11

      Did you watch the How To Be Offended video so you could be more offended that he might thing you're offended?

    • @gregkral4467
      @gregkral4467 7 років тому +5

      I am offended over that offensive video, I am even more offended that the offensive how to be offended video changed before i could state my offense in the most offensive manner I could portray. I am totally off-ended by the offense I have been victim from the offender in charge of this youtube thing that thought my statement of offense offended, and changed the video making me more offended yet!!!!... POOP!

    • @TamilBullet
      @TamilBullet 7 років тому +2

      That's called being offended in the closest

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 7 років тому +1

      Wo-man then... Doesn't that just destroy the whole point of your comment if you are offended over someone assuming you're offended, then they are correct because in their assumption, you are offended. 😆

  • @s.c.coleman4774
    @s.c.coleman4774 4 роки тому +17

    I'm too distracted by safety rules being broken to be offended. 😂

    • @cheekymoe629
      @cheekymoe629 Рік тому

      Right? Hahahahahaha. Like…ok. Muzzle control. And finger in the trigger. Hahahahahahah.

  • @HelixMaster12
    @HelixMaster12 6 років тому +74

    Best part is at the end where he acknowledges how offended people are going to be lol

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому

      Lmao taking offense is a leftist trait.

    • @reasonfoknowledge7846
      @reasonfoknowledge7846 5 років тому +1

      Where are all the comments by people who got offended?

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 5 років тому +1

      @@reasonfoknowledge7846 don't have to comment to be offended. The video has 11k dislikes, I'm sure a majority of those folks were offended

    • @bigsmoke8816
      @bigsmoke8816 5 років тому +1

      Kind of shows what kind of hypocrites rightists are

    • @reasonfoknowledge7846
      @reasonfoknowledge7846 5 років тому

      Swag candy you’re sure a dislike means they’re offended? Looks like the majority didn’t like the video because of how he was pointing the gun. You can see that by reading the comments.

  • @nerdatmath
    @nerdatmath 7 років тому +375

    my constitutional rights are being suppressed because I can only upvote this once!

    • @hiAndByeISuppose
      @hiAndByeISuppose 7 років тому +7

      but but you can upvote this in another State also

    • @themacocko6311
      @themacocko6311 7 років тому +3

      hi & bye You mean like a drunken state?

    • @smartcatcollarproject5699
      @smartcatcollarproject5699 7 років тому +4

      Notice that youtube voting system is really highly sensitive, and allows you to remove your vote by clicking again on the same thumb...
      So if you really feel frustrated, click one time up, enjoy, then look the other way while you click again on the same thumb... then looky here again ! and there you go ! now you can thumb that video up again !!! Isn't that cool ???

    • @nerdatmath
      @nerdatmath 7 років тому +3

      True! I can upvote n+1 times as long as I un-upvote / downvote at least n times! Thanks for the tip!

  • @MilkDotes4U
    @MilkDotes4U 7 років тому +254

    I can see that this comment section paid really close attention to the "How To Get Offended" video. Congratulations class, you all get an A+

    • @JoelAntoinette
      @JoelAntoinette 7 років тому +4

      He got me! I made it personal as it was all about me and what he is trying to do to me. JP probably has an arsenal of weapons to protect himself with

    • @YellowCheapers
      @YellowCheapers 7 років тому +12

      Joel Antoinette if he really was a gun guy, he wouldn't have his finger on the trigger, or be using a BB gun. 😬

    • @HerMajesty1
      @HerMajesty1 7 років тому +1

      SciSi hahahahaha

    • @glenmurie
      @glenmurie 7 років тому +3

      I think I laughed harder at this comment than I did at the video. Well done.

    • @andreas286
      @andreas286 7 років тому

      SciSi this offends me.

  • @1ofthewizards330
    @1ofthewizards330 2 роки тому +1

    @1:23 should say "Guns don't kill people, people WITH guns kill people" to be more accurate.

  • @Catsincages
    @Catsincages 7 років тому +56

    That hairless chest really offended me.

    • @n0tepad
      @n0tepad 7 років тому

      Catsincages my chest is mega hairy and I'm thinking about lasering it off. A lot of girls seem to like chest hair though. What do you think?

    • @deathamphetamine213
      @deathamphetamine213 7 років тому +1

      Only women and children have hairless chests

    • @LeMiSy01
      @LeMiSy01 7 років тому +1

      john axtmorder So the majority of humans

    • @NSAJ33
      @NSAJ33 6 років тому +1

      john axtmorder lol

  • @donsullivan6199
    @donsullivan6199 4 роки тому +105

    Yes are military has machine guns fighter jets tanks and nuclear bombs and still Afghanistan a country barely out of the stone age fought the US military for 19 years.

    • @garthknoll506
      @garthknoll506 4 роки тому +15

      Another one of those things that make u go hmm

    • @andersontavarez1482
      @andersontavarez1482 4 роки тому +7

      Because our mission is not to kill everyone. Our mission is to neutralize the enemy. If the enemy looks like every person in that country, then we can't go around shooting at those who we think to be with them.

    • @HaloProgety
      @HaloProgety 4 роки тому +4

      @@andersontavarez1482 that’s his point. Hard to govern a country with no one living in it

    • @mildajasaite871
      @mildajasaite871 4 роки тому +5

      Afghanistan - graveyard of Empires

    • @appliedweaponstech
      @appliedweaponstech 4 роки тому +7

      As someone who was deployed to the ghan in 2008 I can personally attest to the fact that willpower is worth more than fancy equipment.

  • @DJKosloski324
    @DJKosloski324 6 років тому +15

    The whole time I'm thinking, "this dude needs to get his finger off the trigger!" Lol

  • @s0david
    @s0david 2 роки тому +1

    I appreciate the fact that you not only have grown and learned from holding this opinion, the fact that you have changed your opinion and decided to keep this video up is admirable, because it's a historical record of the fact that you changed your mind from being anti-gun, to pro-gun.

  • @chstra45
    @chstra45 4 роки тому +345

    I've laughed at enough leftist satire from him. I can take one on the chin this time I guess.

    • @claudialambert988
      @claudialambert988 4 роки тому +34

      This was filmed three years ago. Oh-the good old days! I am willing to bet the TYRANNY OF GOVERNMENT manifesting itself in 2020 may have changed his perspective a little bit. I know of many true liberals (the current left are Marxists not liberals) who have become huge 2nd Amendment supporters this year. Heck-have you seen how many guns were sold this year just in California?? I think the wisdom of our founders has emerged as “still relevant.”

    • @claudialambert988
      @claudialambert988 4 роки тому +11

      @Jesus Christ Cut him some slack. Three years ago was ions. Ancient history. He has seen the light by suffering the tyrannical oppressions of 2020.

    • @clamum
      @clamum 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah same here. I can take him making fun of guns when he's against progressive bullshit and the garbage biased media (although I think some of his statements here are stupid).

    • @xisotopex
      @xisotopex 3 роки тому +1

      except there is a rebuttal to what he is stating

    • @eanderson24
      @eanderson24 3 роки тому

      hahahahaha truth

  • @TJackSurvival
    @TJackSurvival 7 років тому +627

    I just came here from the how to get offended video.... Now what???

    • @algungonzalo
      @algungonzalo 7 років тому +19

      Aren't you offended already?

    • @LightGesture
      @LightGesture 7 років тому +23

      TJack Survival I'm offended that you don't know the answer to your question already, as if you're asking us and we should know what you're needing answered...

    • @jean-louisbalestra947
      @jean-louisbalestra947 7 років тому +15

      Try some Essential Oils

    • @Yuurekk
      @Yuurekk 6 років тому +1

      now fuck off

    • @TomTobin67
      @TomTobin67 6 років тому +1

      TJack Survival -I'm offended by your offense.

  • @g1942transient
    @g1942transient 4 роки тому +103

    What's beautiful about this video is that the second amendment protects his first amendment to make up this ridiculous video.

    • @rugershooter5268
      @rugershooter5268 4 роки тому +3

      Yes he has other videos that would have landed him in jail without a key

    • @g1942transient
      @g1942transient 4 роки тому

      "OH wait, what's this!". Is this Mark Dice?

    • @darrentylor5473
      @darrentylor5473 3 роки тому

      That is a system that works!!!

  • @Witch_of_Gains
    @Witch_of_Gains 2 роки тому +4

    Who's here after watching is newfound realization that guns are needed?

  • @curtisstephens4482
    @curtisstephens4482 4 роки тому +75

    Guns: gets banned
    Criminals: "oh yeah, it's all coming together"

    • @epicretrogamingx7351
      @epicretrogamingx7351 3 роки тому +2

      British knife crime after guns got banned 📈

    • @paulg6274
      @paulg6274 3 роки тому +1

      @@epicretrogamingx7351 so you can just use knives to fend off the tyrannical government too I guess

    • @paulg6274
      @paulg6274 3 роки тому +2

      Which is why other 1st world countries with sensible gun laws have such higher crime rates than the US. Oh wait....

    • @curtisstephens4482
      @curtisstephens4482 3 роки тому

      @@paulg6274 where do you live?

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 3 роки тому +1

      @@paulg6274 homogeneous populations and lack of poverty will do that for you

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +151

    I identify as an non-binary Spartan nuclear Apache attack helicopter & I find this hilarious.

  • @alicegraham1571
    @alicegraham1571 6 років тому +154

    I'm a second amendment supporter and this was freaking hilarious XD

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 6 років тому +4

      Alice Graham same and really was lmao

    • @Ki-yg1ds
      @Ki-yg1ds 6 років тому +3

      Alice Graham yeah that is pretty much the case with most of his other videos he is pretty good

    • @urjnlegend
      @urjnlegend 6 років тому +6

      It would be funny if half the stuff he was saying wasn't true. The second amendment is mainly there to stop tyranny. It's fine to joke about it, with people that know that, but most people here are too ignorant to know that, which is not only sad, it aids in their ignorance. Unless it was supposed to purposely be ignorant, it was very ignorant of him to use that as an example.

    • @michaelrivera2212
      @michaelrivera2212 6 років тому +1

      SAME

    • @Goreuncle
      @Goreuncle 6 років тому +4

      @Alice Graham
      "I'm a second amendment supporter"
      What does that even mean?
      "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/SecondAmendentoftheUnitedStatesConstitution.jpg
      Translation:
      "Since our young nation is vulnerable, we need to keep the militias ready. So, for the time being, let all the potential militia members keep their arms."
      This was written 240+ years ago, back when the US relied on militias for its defense. Militia members had to bring their own guns (the state didn't provide them), that's why the second amendment is worded that way. The US was a bankrupt state with a bare-bones regular army, it needed the militias, which meant keeping citizens armed (so they could join the militias if needed).
      Needless to say this is no longer the case (hasn't been for over a century).
      If you aren't a member of the National Guard, the second amendment doesn't apply to you... even if you were, it wouldn't apply either, since guns are provided by the military nowadays.
      The second amendment is a remnant of a bygone era, which hasn't been removed / updated for several reasons... profitability of guns among them.

  • @cherihitchcock3466
    @cherihitchcock3466 3 роки тому +2

    They are flying off the shelves where my husband works.

  • @waywardson911
    @waywardson911 5 років тому +60

    I’m a gun enthusiast and I found this hilarious. Well done!

  • @JACKSTAND01
    @JACKSTAND01 6 років тому +148

    somewhere out there is a person that thinks this is how all gun owners act. LOL.

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 6 років тому +15

      JACKSTAND01 I think that's the idea. This seems more like a satire of "how anti-Second Amendment people see gun owners" more than of actual gun owners. Whereas, when he satirizes SJWs he sounds just like the real thing.

    • @leonorebongert4194
      @leonorebongert4194 5 років тому +6

      Yes. Most leftists that don't know anything about real law abiding gun owners.

    • @patrikpersson9364
      @patrikpersson9364 5 років тому +1

      Well, sadly, a lot of gun owners act like that on yt though.

    • @thomasanderson9235
      @thomasanderson9235 5 років тому

      Not all of them. But have you seen Fox comment sections whenever there is gun related news? Haha

    • @lordcultus5283
      @lordcultus5283 5 років тому

      Because he's parodying a lot of deep Southern gun owners who act just like that, and using the same arguments they present.

  • @papabear6431
    @papabear6431 5 років тому +29

    I want him to do one for the other side😂😂 cause this one made me laugh even though i think the opposite.

  • @alvinlepik5265
    @alvinlepik5265 Рік тому +17

    Love the careless gun handling, pointing to yourself and waving it around :D Nice touch

    • @rwatson2609
      @rwatson2609 Рік тому

      I kinda expected him to point it at his balls while still holding character.
      Just to show us that removal from the gene pool can be done several different ways.