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КОМЕНТАРІ • 645

  • @MegaTexan2010
    @MegaTexan2010 3 роки тому +374

    I love the "wife at the time" every time.

    • @12jubus
      @12jubus 3 роки тому +37

      Every time I hear him say that i like to imagine it's a different wife each time

    • @disturbdplayer
      @disturbdplayer 2 роки тому +5

      At this point he might as well shorten it to "Watt" 🤣

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 10 місяців тому

      Every. Single. Time. Lmao

    • @mgpBLARG
      @mgpBLARG 2 місяці тому

      Even if theyre still married, it still works. I love it

  • @jjuel5
    @jjuel5 3 роки тому +504

    Chris has lived more in one life than I could live in like five.

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 3 роки тому +7

      It's what happens when you grab life by the reins and you bend it to your will the way a blacksmith wills his iron and steel to match his vision

    • @helidude3502
      @helidude3502 3 роки тому +18

      As long as you can believe his stories 🤪

    • @richardbaumgart2454
      @richardbaumgart2454 3 роки тому +9

      @@helidude3502 I stopped watching Rob Pitts because I think his stories have about 10-25% truth, the rest fiction...not to mention he's a huge narcissist

    • @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid
      @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid 3 роки тому +8

      @@helidude3502 People who believe Chris stories WANT to believe.

    • @kenleppek
      @kenleppek 3 роки тому +4

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. Vin Wiki's very own Forest Gump.

  • @CrazyUncleChris
    @CrazyUncleChris 3 роки тому +328

    Animating Christopher's stories could be the greatest thing to ever happen on this channel

  • @FrankieProkop
    @FrankieProkop 3 роки тому +245

    Oh boy, an ANIMATED Christopher story? This is gonna be fun!

  • @DepreciationNation
    @DepreciationNation 3 роки тому +154

    Anytime Chris stops by… you know you’re in for a wild ride! Love it!

    • @zonac14
      @zonac14 3 роки тому +4

      Love Chris’ stories

  • @timotheus2003
    @timotheus2003 3 роки тому +68

    Every Chris story starts with, "...my wife *at the time*..." Great stories! I see Chris, I click.

  • @frozenninja4030
    @frozenninja4030 3 роки тому +94

    I didn't know how Christopher's stories could get any better but the freakin animations were amazing. I was cracking the hell up, half at Christopher's hilarious depictions (Beauregard and Beaucephus Pappadeaux) and half at the impeccable timing of the animation. This is an instant all-time classic. Thanks Ed!

  • @jjlegend3922
    @jjlegend3922 3 роки тому +198

    These Vinwiki stories, reimagined as an adult cartoon series would be amazing. Sure the stories wouldn't flow together but who cares 😅

  • @49breal
    @49breal 3 роки тому +33

    He needs his own cartoon, sitcom, and reality show. Absolute legend! 💯

  • @jamesbarisitz4794
    @jamesbarisitz4794 3 роки тому +31

    Ok. Christopher is officially the best story teller. "We slid down the wet grass on that levee like we was wearin' church shoes." I shot a bit of beer out my nose! 👍 😃

  • @bryank3980
    @bryank3980 3 роки тому +129

    Chris is a awesome story teller I was having a bad day I appreciate the cheering up 👍👍

    • @MidwestMechanic
      @MidwestMechanic 3 роки тому +5

      Same I needed a good laugh today and this for sure provided it. Love his stories

  • @dominickdolio2703
    @dominickdolio2703 3 роки тому +13

    “The fun you can have when you go a little ways off the map.” That is a very deep meaningful message. Great story!

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      Dominick my friend! It’s great to see a buddy in the comments!

    • @dominickdolio2703
      @dominickdolio2703 3 роки тому

      @@christophermichaels what’s up doc? Always nice hearing from you.

  • @SmokeyBear464
    @SmokeyBear464 3 роки тому +104

    This man’s stories are always golden!!!!

  • @chuckwhitson654
    @chuckwhitson654 3 роки тому +54

    Every story from Chris starts with my wife at the time..... Leads one to wonder how many he's had

  • @Raysboostin
    @Raysboostin Рік тому +1

    Chris legit needs his own tv series about his life. It's a hell of a lot more interesting than any other show about anyones life.

  • @roberthennel
    @roberthennel 3 роки тому +20

    With your adventures Chris, I kind of believe death actually enjoys watching how far you can go, which is why you have survived so far.

  • @shawnnorton2674
    @shawnnorton2674 3 роки тому +1

    Chris, King of the Hill references, I’m sold. Seriously Chris is the most hilarious story teller ever. Even If he’s making it up I’m still sold. Fact or fiction doesn’t matter, sounds like corporate news.

  • @nicksandoval9147
    @nicksandoval9147 3 роки тому +33

    Love the anatomical accuracy of the animation!!! 😁

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 3 роки тому +5

      You referring to the Gravity of the Mammaries? 😏

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick 3 роки тому +2

    "Whatchu huntin'?"
    🤔
    "I'm jus' huntin' ta go fast..."
    😀
    I just love that line so much...!
    ✌🏼😁👍🏼

  • @jrlongmeat
    @jrlongmeat 3 роки тому +22

    5:26 they really animated her fun bags flopping around 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmyzoldyck2308
    @jimmyzoldyck2308 3 роки тому +19

    Chris gets a new wife’s every adventure. And turns them all into “wife at the time”.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +8

      Nope. Same one. In 19 years she made it into a lot of stories.

  • @typexkouki
    @typexkouki 3 роки тому +13

    I really can hear Chris’ stories for hours 😂. Always a great laugh with him.

  • @calvincandie5344
    @calvincandie5344 3 роки тому +3

    Slick like church shoes....that took me back in tha day..

  • @justinlzt
    @justinlzt 3 роки тому +1

    An animated ‘my wife at the time’ story? Hell yeah

  • @brewtown46614
    @brewtown46614 3 роки тому +6

    Chris is slowly becoming my favorite vinwiki story teller. #1.Rabbit then followed by a Chris and Doug in a two way tie for 2nd place

  • @JDelta87
    @JDelta87 3 роки тому +1

    Christopher’s life is nothing short of a movie. The animation was a nice touch as well.

  • @maxsanchez04
    @maxsanchez04 3 роки тому +2

    That's Bill from King of the Hill, lol. Love the animation especially when the boat was going fast and the animated bounce of them girls, lol.

  • @stevie7214
    @stevie7214 3 роки тому +3

    I’m so happy I found this channel a year ago or whenever I did, but Jesus am I so happy that Chris features on here as often as he has! I’ve went through his entire playlist probably twice and I go and check for new stories from him at least once every 2 weeks lol. He reminds me of some of family, If I could meet this dude I could listen to his stories for days. I’d almost even pay just to chill all day and listen to stories 😂 thanks Ed! I found you through car trek watching Freddie’s channel and I’ve never been even remotely disappointed since I did!

  • @CrackedCandy
    @CrackedCandy 3 роки тому +2

    Best ever VW story ever. Everything will be compared to this now

  • @eriktruchinskas3747
    @eriktruchinskas3747 3 роки тому +8

    Reminds me of when I used to go to the rogue river as a kid. My uncle gave fishing tours and was friendly with the guys who owned a company that had giant speedboats that people would ride in and they agreed to take my grandpa and I out and show us a good time. Apparently showing a good time meant "lifepreservers are for tourists" and "lets see how far we can push this boat". Still one of my best childhood experiences

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd 3 роки тому

      Sounds to me like you guys had a HELLGATE of a time!

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 3 роки тому

      @Rushnerd yes I did...until my mom got sucked down the river when we went white water rafting. Shes lucky she didnt drown because instead of using her life preserver as intended she used it as an ass cushion. She was saved but she looked like she went a couple rounds with mike tyson after pinballing between rocks.
      I hadent been to grants pass since about 2000 and when I went in april I was amazed and how much its grown. When I was a kid there was nothing there and now theres actually stuff, though they demolished the old motel we always stayed at

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd 3 роки тому

      @@eriktruchinskas3747 Yeah that's about the time I moved there and left in 2015. Grants Pass and more so Medford/Rogue Valley went from lots of fields to a developed modern city. Only place that HASN'T changed is the famous California street in Jacksonville.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 3 роки тому

      @Rushnerd i still think about moving out there. When I flew in and out of medford I was amazed at how beautiful oregon really is

  • @chasepellettieri7128
    @chasepellettieri7128 3 роки тому +5

    Love watching Christopher with my dad. We always find these stories amazing! Keep it up more Chris stories!

  • @meme5887
    @meme5887 3 роки тому +1

    Ahahahaha. Favorite part was the alligator drawing.

  • @Fire5485
    @Fire5485 3 роки тому +1

    Christopher is my favorite presenter. It also makes me chuckle that almost every single one of his stories contains the line, "my wife at the time."

  • @JeffKendallWeed
    @JeffKendallWeed 3 роки тому +1

    “Like church shoes on wet grass” hahaha excellent video! I usually just listen to these episodes, but caught a few drawings too- this was great!

  • @yotafan174
    @yotafan174 3 роки тому +3

    A alligator pops up and the boat went "BONK" and we look at each other. That was the funniest part of the story. I can only imagine what the gator thought when that happened.

  • @convairb-3656
    @convairb-3656 3 роки тому +1

    i honestly think the little animations are a cool addition.

  • @namesfate
    @namesfate 3 роки тому +2

    Never disappointed with a story from Chris. Not even once.

  • @Ty_N_KC
    @Ty_N_KC 3 роки тому +1

    That little bounce on the ounce was great! Lol

  • @TheCiaMKultra
    @TheCiaMKultra 3 роки тому +1

    So weird ! The map that the animated character was holding showed the town I live next too and the freeway I take on a regular basis !

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 3 роки тому +14

    Airboats look scary as hell, but I'd love to try one!
    Also, I would love to hear Christopher recite Alice's Restaurant. Not sing, just spoken word.

    • @zechsblack5891
      @zechsblack5891 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely

    • @MianCowell
      @MianCowell 3 роки тому +2

      That needs to be like a post-credits easter-egg

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +4

      I’m down to recite that. I LOVE that song!

    • @AeroGuy07
      @AeroGuy07 3 роки тому

      @@christophermichaels Whose channel is willing to host this event?

    • @noneentered1
      @noneentered1 3 роки тому +1

      This needs to happen. It could become a cult classic redo, like disturbed's sound of silence.

  • @pigasaur4592
    @pigasaur4592 3 роки тому +2

    These stories as cartoons is everything I needed and I didn't even know it

  • @marvwhite1965
    @marvwhite1965 3 роки тому +2

    That bounce!!!!! 5:28

  • @tonykeast9966
    @tonykeast9966 3 роки тому +2

    The animated graphics rocked. The boob jiggle in particular. Simple things eh!? Next tale about the Steerman biplane please!!

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      We had some wild times in that biplane. Maybe they’ll make it on. Thanks for your interest Tony!

    • @tonykeast9966
      @tonykeast9966 3 роки тому

      @@christophermichaels awesome! See, we're all apparently 'car cuys'. But if we are only car guys then that is shallow as shit! Some of the worst episodes on here are sadly from just car guys... nothing much else gone on in their little life. It's a cringe fest sometimes with some soul-less, personality deficient wannabes sitting stuttering out some drab story about cars. Troubled egos and gross attitudes, the supercar and hypercar stuff... too many of them are a psychologist's wet dream. You transcend that crap. Good storytelling is an art. It's a natural thing that can't be faked although we see plenty attempts. Just you keep keeping it cool like you do. Your observations and the little details are the key. Stand up quality sharp. Although yer sitting down. It's always a pleasure Chris! And that's what it's all about.

  • @clintsnewname
    @clintsnewname 11 місяців тому +1

    It takes an Airboat ride, or else it gets the hose again! 😂😂

  • @dankhank6013
    @dankhank6013 3 роки тому +1

    Man Chris has the best stories, dude's lived like 5 lives in a single lifetime

  • @violinmiata
    @violinmiata 3 роки тому +2

    “Slipping on wet grass in church shoes”

  • @coleshelman6983
    @coleshelman6983 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao the king of the hill alley in the animation!!!!!!

  • @kunzilla
    @kunzilla 3 роки тому +1

    the part where the guy dives into the water and grabs a small alligator KILLS me lol

  • @whollymindless
    @whollymindless 3 роки тому +1

    Chris' stories need the animation. It's not like we could IMAGINE the lunacy he comes up with.

  • @molskimauler
    @molskimauler 3 роки тому +3

    THIS GUY! He's your #1 guest.

  • @chrissmith4713
    @chrissmith4713 3 роки тому +2

    "If the bottom would hold up, we could take it to town!"

  • @chopdogrulz1337
    @chopdogrulz1337 3 роки тому +1

    Ya had me at “Punch it Chewie”!! 😆

  • @chrisgrimes7178
    @chrisgrimes7178 3 роки тому +4

    Every time I hear a Christopher story I just can't help but think, man I am living life wrong! Loves these stories!!

  • @mclarenross
    @mclarenross 3 роки тому +1

    Ok that was awesome! I love hearing Christopher's stories, he reminds me so much of a buddy I grew up with. And the animation was hilarious! Need to do that more.

  • @Scruffy32
    @Scruffy32 3 роки тому +3

    I LOVE THE KING OF THE HILL THEME!

  • @cardsfanbj
    @cardsfanbj 3 роки тому +1

    I'm loving the animated adventures idea. Might not work for everyone, but Christopher's stories are always a wild ride (pun intended).

  • @breakupgoogle
    @breakupgoogle 3 роки тому +1

    the crusing bouncing animation had me rolling.

  • @a2d
    @a2d 3 роки тому +1

    Having been on my first airboat ride about a month ago, this video was fantastic. There's nothing else out there like an airboat.
    The tour guide I went with was just blasting through the swamp at breakneck speed, knew all the trails and took us over land and sea with gusto. Totally worth it, can't wait for the next ride.
    Also, next time I'm stealing the line "double if you can scare me."

  • @aaronguerrette
    @aaronguerrette 3 роки тому +1

    A+ for the animated story!

  • @goldenwheeledbanshee9160
    @goldenwheeledbanshee9160 3 роки тому +4

    Outstanding animation an such cartoon drawing. Only way 2 live is southern. Great video and GREAT job telling it Chris.

  • @ruipacheco2939
    @ruipacheco2939 3 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or cartoon dad just seems like that old guy from Beavis & Butthead?!

  • @WattsGemini323
    @WattsGemini323 3 роки тому +1

    1:20 great king of the hill remake hes boomhauer

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 3 роки тому +3

    Amazing story, and the animation was the icing on the cake!!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 3 роки тому +1

    "Sliding on wet grass like church shoes"

  • @chrisestill8825
    @chrisestill8825 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best automotive story tellers there is.

  • @Yesthatsmyfirstname
    @Yesthatsmyfirstname 3 роки тому +1

    I was really confused about it being animated then The King of the Hill stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying.

  • @becomeraptureready
    @becomeraptureready 3 роки тому +2

    Chris is the best story teller VinWiki has ever seen

  • @StonkeyDomp
    @StonkeyDomp 3 роки тому +14

    Love the animation mixed in, and please bring Chris back for the story on his GrandPappys bi-plane!

  • @Sarcastisfaction
    @Sarcastisfaction 3 роки тому +1

    Ed, Vin Wiki team, we’re going to need more of these

  • @idrivearttabletennis
    @idrivearttabletennis 3 роки тому +3

    Giving this video a "thumbs up" is such an understatement. It was great!

  • @dvldrvr420
    @dvldrvr420 3 роки тому +2

    Animated vin wiki stories. I love it. And chris as always is a badass.

  • @three6ohchris
    @three6ohchris 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I could have lived a quarter of the life that Chris has... He's got the absolute best stories along with the fact he's the absolute best storyteller. He's able to paint a picture in our minds with just a few words... Unlike anyone else I've ever listened to. My favorite thing tho, is that in a previous video with a Christopher story there was some douche in the comments who was basically calling Chris a liar. Saying he makes up his stories. Chris saw it, and made a quick comment, but moved on. Well, this time Chris came with receipts via pics that clearly back up his story. 😂 Regardless of all that though, it's easy to see that he's not lying, as he's able to seamlessly interjects small, random details that would honestly be very tough for someone to come up with on the fly like that if they were lying. ANYWAY, another great story. Thanks Christopher and Thank you VINwiki for sharing this with us.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for the support and the kind words threesixohchris!

  • @ericurmanski5733
    @ericurmanski5733 3 роки тому +2

    "This much alligator, this much tail" I am all ears if Christopher wants to talk about paint drying.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      You’re in luck Eric because I make part of my living painting murals and you’re welcome to watch anytime. Thanks for the kind words!

  • @Doublehashbrown
    @Doublehashbrown 3 роки тому +1

    Love the animation! More of this please!

  • @blue95m3
    @blue95m3 3 роки тому +1

    This Thanksgiving I am thankful for another VINWiki with Chris

  • @DaR-Cee
    @DaR-Cee 3 роки тому +1

    For all the people who don't believe Chris's stories, you need to hang out with more Gold Old Boys from the South. I've known way too many guys just like him. You see them at work on Monday and they'll have some crazy story because they never turn down an adventure.

  • @Sir.VicsMasher
    @Sir.VicsMasher 3 роки тому +1

    1:19 That is a map of my area. I wonder if the animator is also from Eldorado County, CA.

  • @ThunderApache
    @ThunderApache 3 роки тому +6

    Need one episode featuring Chris every week, just to survive 🤣 .

  • @dragthatsht
    @dragthatsht 3 роки тому +3

    This dude needs a movie made of his life.

  • @blairwilliams136
    @blairwilliams136 3 роки тому +1

    Omg the King of the Hill animations killed me !

  • @notchback93
    @notchback93 3 роки тому +1

    The infamous “Wife at the Time”
    Classic!

  • @philly7558
    @philly7558 2 роки тому +1

    My god, that was outstanding 👏 👏👏 the stories just keep getting better and better with Chris..love this guy!!!

  • @mattyz28kbrracing80
    @mattyz28kbrracing80 3 роки тому +1

    Love this guy's stories. He has lived more life than 100 regular guys.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks Matt! I’ve had some stories in some Z28’s for sure. Those cars are made for making stories.

  • @dannork1240
    @dannork1240 3 роки тому

    I’m WAY more entertained by Mr Michaels’ stories, than the last 4 Hollywood movies I saw. Bravo, and please keep ‘em coming!

  • @pollodeharo394
    @pollodeharo394 3 роки тому +1

    Omg the invader zim and king of the hill animations got me rollin!

  • @Kuldeep_Giri
    @Kuldeep_Giri 3 роки тому +1

    Nice touch with the animation please make it permanent

  • @thebigman4494
    @thebigman4494 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe that kid made a film #KingoftheHill style. Propane n propane accessories. Bill Dauterive was the bayou guy lolol

  • @alexflosho
    @alexflosho Рік тому +1

    I love the animator of this, had to make sure that wifeatthetime's boob physics were up to snuff

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija 3 роки тому +2

    Gotta love Christoph dropping by to brighten up our days!

  • @teweg7355
    @teweg7355 3 роки тому +8

    Great story with good graphics!

  • @GXKid06
    @GXKid06 3 роки тому +1

    Chris is the best story teller.

  • @aeviflyer
    @aeviflyer 3 роки тому +1

    You know your in for a good time and they mean business when the phrase "Go get the other...." In the south is ever phrased.

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      This is a very astute observation Arviflyer. Thanks for watching!

  • @Tiburon3707
    @Tiburon3707 3 роки тому +1

    That's amazing.. The cartoon that went with it is just funny as hell hope he makes a show like that with his adventures

  • @rockykruijskamp9975
    @rockykruijskamp9975 3 роки тому

    I'm 42 years old and holding my breath watching Christopher tell his stories. Love it . Greetings from the Netherlands. 🇳🇱

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you Rocky! I’m nearly 50 myself but have enjoyed traveling to the Netherlands. The country and people are beautiful and the drive up towards Denmark is epic!

  • @GeminiS...
    @GeminiS... 2 роки тому +1

    Animated videos are way cool! Loved how it went back and forth.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow 3 роки тому +1

    KotH references. That's my favorite anime

  • @jamespatton3720
    @jamespatton3720 3 роки тому +2

    I was having a really bad day, Christopher came through and cheered me up!!!

  • @rogerherring772
    @rogerherring772 3 роки тому +3

    Once again another awesome adventure from tha man, the myth, the legendary Christopher

  • @frankx1661
    @frankx1661 3 роки тому +3

    Chris has some of the BEST stories on the channel! 👏

  • @tedgreen4626
    @tedgreen4626 3 роки тому

    Absolutely one of the best Vinwiki stories yet. Chris definitely has the best stories and is a great story teller.