It's so good that she mistook him for Raef when he was using his normal voice and his response is to do a goofy voice because he's afraid of being found out even though logically Raef must sound kind of similar to his normal voice. xD
Sometimes a story is so crazy and weird that you just leave your own appartment in sheer amazement that someone just told you something named The Tractor Story
Jerry pretends voice reminded me of “Kermit the Frog “ from the muppets 👀😳🤣😂and he believes she got gonorrhea from a tractor 👀😜🤣😂🤣😂😂the ex-boyfriend was totally a savage 👀😳😜😂🤣😂
George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too firm? Jerry: I don't know. George: Hands a little smelly? Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? 😄
You may not have noticed, but every main character in this series is a complete and utter buffoon. It would probably not take much to beat them at anything.
I'm not saying that blondes are "bimbos". Not at all. However, the line that Sophie said is pretty funny the way she said it. "My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from a tractor when I was in my bathing suit". Did she help plow a plot of land in her bathing suit? Or did she drive the tractor to the beach?😂
Jerry: “I not going to let a little thing like that ruin, what could be, a very long term and meaningful relationship.” Oh, Jerry. Why do you have to lie?
This is exactly what it’s like when your girlfriend lets a story detail slip in casual conversation and won’t elaborate on it when you ask. You have to go full detective mode!! 🤣
2:57 I had a hot girlfriend who had a sizable scar on her leg from surgery. She was very self-conscious about it. It truly didn't bother me one bit but I don't think she ever believed me. Maybe because something like a scratch or a door ding on my car would drive me nuts...?🤔
Two things missing- Jerry calling out George on the "Beep Beep Beep". And George's two-part rant on "It's me". But that ties in with the Elaine/Puddy/Christian Rock story arc. 1. I like that Christian Rock. It's very uplifting. Not like those REAL musicians who think they're so COOL and HIP! 2. I'm against all "It's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. ... Like those HIP MUSICIANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED SHOES!!!!
@@sentimentalbloke185 Oh well that’s nice and ‘sentimental’ now, isn’t it??? 🫤 I’m 55, mother of two and I actually do know what that word means! I’m sounding quite stern with you and disappointed because… ✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …it’s funny! 🎃🇦🇺🤗🍭
I was raised on a farm and our greatest fear was contracting communicable diseases from the tractor seat. In fact, I did all our farming standing up. Fortunately I also had an understanding partner. Thelma Lou would furrow her single eyebrow, pull at her mustache and let me groom her legs with the horse brush. Ya just can't find women like her anymore.
One of the more low-key uncaring things Jerry did on the show that gets buried under the more egregious and famous stuff addressed in the final episode is here where he finds out her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and lied to her about it and his response is to bail rather than tell her. Also Raef apparently just let her think that too xD unless he's the ex-boyfriend that gave it to her >_>
Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
Jerrys pretend voice is hilarious 😂
It's so good that she mistook him for Raef when he was using his normal voice and his response is to do a goofy voice because he's afraid of being found out even though logically Raef must sound kind of similar to his normal voice. xD
I like how George just instantly jumps to the most unlikely scenario about what the tractor story could be--toe thumbs.
They do it every day.
@@stoneylonesome5826😂
Sometimes a story is so crazy and weird that you just leave your own appartment in sheer amazement that someone just told you something named The Tractor Story
Showmanship! He was leaving on a high.
4:56 he did the right thing there for his sanity lol
90% of Seinfeld plots are only possible because they didn’t have cell phones
Funny how smart phones would kill about that percentage of sit-com plots if they had them back then.
I agree. Cell phones have opened up the world to new avenues!
Then again, Curb Your Enthusiasm uses phones, and that show is funny nonetheless.
@@regularyoutubenamenot saying it wouldnt be funny but the plots would have to be different
It has not aged well
He should've said "Uncle Leo?"😂
JERRY!!!!
“Your cousin Jeffrey…”
“YeahIbettergettoadoctorbye.”
Ikr 😅
“What drives me to take chances like that?”
The little balding devil that still lives with its parents and hangs out on your left shoulder.
Exactly who’s comments will keep you single forever I had the same BFF jealous & neurotic
I love how George made a reference to Bob Dole.
Jerry guessing what “Ralph" sounded like is the funniest part of this episode
Ralph, which pronounced Ray-f
I think it's Rafe, like Ben Affleck's character in _Pearl Harbor._ Dumb name though when Ralph and Ray are right there.
@@nthgth You're right. Thanks for the correction
@@rosario508 you're also right, that voice is the funniest part of this
Rafe fines
1:38 "back UP, back UP, beep,beep........"😂🤣 Amanzing guys!😂
_"Why do I seek your counsel?"_ Good question. 😜
*counsel
She is so gorgeous.
Her proportions are just perfect!
About a 7.
Jerry pretends voice reminded me of “Kermit the Frog “ from the muppets 👀😳🤣😂and he believes she got gonorrhea from a tractor 👀😜🤣😂🤣😂😂the ex-boyfriend was totally a savage 👀😳😜😂🤣😂
"Back it up , bip bip bip " its genius line
Its gold!
“Hey it’s me.”
“Elaine?”
“No it’s me!!”
“George?!” 😂
UNCLE LEO?!
Babbo?
George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too
firm?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: Hands a little smelly?
Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel?
😄
Lmao😂
George and Jerry are the ultimate nitpickers lol.
@@handfloboxingreview1673 I love them 😂
5:00
jerry: "good-bye"
(leaves own apartment)
“Beep beep beep? What’re you doing?” 😂
" Toe Thumbs..." not heard enough in shows these days.
Seinfeld walking out of his own apartment 😂
“Back it up, back it up, beep beep beep! Tractor story?”
✋🤨🤚
“Beep beep beep? ….. What are you doing?!” 🧐
😔
before people used caller id lol
But no everyone had it
The days before caller ID
Sophie is very cute
Days before caller ID 😂
How can she be smart enough to beat Jerry at chess, but not know what an STD is?
You may not have noticed, but every main character in this series is a complete and utter buffoon. It would probably not take much to beat them at anything.
that's the real question lmao 🤣
Maybe she’s on the spectrum 😮
@@terrellp22 The real question is how does Jerry meet an endless procession of good looking women...it goes triple for George
@@weirdshibainuWomen love funny men.
Jerry did not appreciate "beep-beep" comment from George.
This tractor story is sooo Palahniuk type of story😂
My BoyFrIenD SaiD...
1:37 best part
Alright that's it for me you've been great, goodnight everybody
jerry is a T-1000 terminator at 0:53 LOL
You can just get antibiotics for that lol
2:56 “….. *TRACTOR?!?!* ”
“Her mulva felt a little dolores and her name was Dorothea” - unknown
BOOOOOOOO 🤬
Toe thumb 😂😂😂😂😂
Just seen on Bing that Jerry and the gang may be getting back together for a 25 year reunion! What a thrill!!!❤
you better not be bingin' around here!
What's that?! Beep beep beep?
No, Jerry says "Beep beep beep? What are you doing?"
OK my bad. I will delete.
"It's me" is the revenge Jerry got from all "Who is this?" he did
I'm not saying that blondes are "bimbos". Not at all. However, the line that Sophie said is pretty funny the way she said it. "My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from a tractor when I was in my bathing suit". Did she help plow a plot of land in her bathing suit? Or did she drive the tractor to the beach?😂
😂😂😂😂 Jerry Jerry
Tractor lol
George? 😂
Whoa; back it up, back it up!
beep beep beep?
Poorly edited, but still great!
It's me 😂
Jerry: “I not going to let a little thing like that ruin, what could be, a very long term and meaningful relationship.”
Oh, Jerry. Why do you have to lie?
He said something similar to Jenna.
@@fromthehaven94 But did he?(In a very sarcastic Jerry tone)
"she lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and the grafted her big toes on"
This is exactly what it’s like when your girlfriend lets a story detail slip in casual conversation and won’t elaborate on it when you ask.
You have to go full detective mode!! 🤣
or just like. ask
I love you Jerry Seinfeld
Why do I seek your council?
She's the best looking girl Seinfeld dates in the show.
the best? idk about that, but she's fasho is extremely attractive
top 3@@terrellp22
Yes. "Sophie" is very attractive.
Elaine though
oh yeah Elaine didn't think about her lol@@GameyRaccoon
Seinfeld seems so much funnier on youtube
That woman is fine asf, when God created woman he went the extra mile with Sophie
Why do I seek your counsel?
2:57 I had a hot girlfriend who had a sizable scar on her leg from surgery. She was very self-conscious about it. It truly didn't bother me one bit but I don't think she ever believed me. Maybe because something like a scratch or a door ding on my car would drive me nuts...?🤔
Sophie is a dish 🔥
You know you've caused a real issue when you make someone leave their own house.
So funny 🤣
If anyone is confused in these confusing times, this is what a 9 looks like...
I don't understand the end of the scene : what is "goria" ?
George?...
Let them feel the gonorrhea by themselves!
Wow, forgot how pretty she was.
You can cure it so i dont see the problem.
The problem is that she's too du.... to understand how STDs work!
Caller ID??
Two things missing- Jerry calling out George on the "Beep Beep Beep". And George's two-part rant on "It's me". But that ties in with the Elaine/Puddy/Christian Rock story arc.
1. I like that Christian Rock. It's very uplifting. Not like those REAL musicians who think they're so COOL and HIP!
2. I'm against all "It's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. ... Like those HIP MUSICIANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED SHOES!!!!
How many girlfriends did Jerry have on that show 😮
73
about 3 per season, about 25 give or take a few over the 10 years?
@@bradford_shaun_murray it's literally 73 bruh 😂
do you have the reference for that stat?@@terrellp22
That's not how you use litterally, bruh@@terrellp22
Let’s thumb wrestle!
Who is this?
Beep Beep Beep!!!
Well…Sophie’s voice DOES sound incredibly like Elaine’s voice, that’s amazing! I shut my eyes and yep!! 🤗✌️😅🤭
that's because you're batting off
@@sentimentalbloke185
Oh well that’s nice and ‘sentimental’ now, isn’t it??? 🫤
I’m 55, mother of two and I actually do know what that word means!
I’m sounding quite stern with you and disappointed because…
✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
…it’s funny! 🎃🇦🇺🤗🍭
@@kathrynbillinghurst188 ok, that's over sharing. lol
@@sentimentalbloke185
👀 Be careful what you wish for!!!! Lols 😝😜
Did 'it' move for anyone else @3:59 ?
What’s the name of that total hottie, tractor gal?
Cindy Ambuehl
@@deadrift886 thank you!
I was raised on a farm and our greatest fear was contracting communicable diseases from the tractor seat. In fact, I did all our farming standing up. Fortunately I also had an understanding partner. Thelma Lou would furrow her single eyebrow, pull at her mustache and let me groom her legs with the horse brush. Ya just can't find women like her anymore.
Who steals a tractor? Lol
That’s exactly how I got it!
the OLD i caught it from a 🚜 story.
toe thumbs are real
🔥
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
My second cousin has a toe thumb lol
One of the more low-key uncaring things Jerry did on the show that gets buried under the more egregious and famous stuff addressed in the final episode is here where he finds out her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and lied to her about it and his response is to bail rather than tell her. Also Raef apparently just let her think that too xD unless he's the ex-boyfriend that gave it to her >_>
hum was that all about for the 'egregious'?
Back it up Back it up
There's definitely something she hasn't told him about. A thing. Gender inversion is all over the "entertainment" industry.
If I had a nickel for every venereal disease I got from my John Deere, well, I’d have a lot of nickels. P
Okay but then who put that ick in the tractor. Had to have been the boyfriend.
It was the cows' fault, wandering around naked like that!
Tractor!
I thought the tractor story was pretty reasonable.
yea except for getting an std that way is almost 0 😂
😅
Fun with gonorrhea
The boyfriend must be dead at this point…
Shh...shh!
😂😂😂
Seinfeld always makes me laugh🤣💯👏thanks👍
he's a comedian that's for sure ...0:14
i sound funny?
abort! abort!
Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we
danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
Cirrhosis of the liver, with jaundice!!!!!
Not one of my favorites.
Even kramer knows that you can't get it from a tractor but blonde....
I have no idea what this is referring to