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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @EasyThere
    @EasyThere 7 місяців тому +83

    How does she keep getting work?

    • @Unlike230
      @Unlike230 7 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @normairizarryni
      @normairizarryni 7 місяців тому +22

      Witchcraft

    • @reynaestrella3918
      @reynaestrella3918 7 місяців тому +2

      😢😢😢

    • @gennachan8506
      @gennachan8506 7 місяців тому +28

      It’s her production company Nuyorican Productions. A cesspool of vanity projects

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@gennachan8506You beat me to it. Only Jlo would hire Jlo😂

  • @jayjeckel
    @jayjeckel 7 місяців тому +78

    JLo couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @johngomes4278
      @johngomes4278 6 місяців тому +2

      I agree Jay ! Or sing her way out of paper bag

  • @polyverse1
    @polyverse1 7 місяців тому +27

    “You think they’d just ignore you like Ben does?” 😆 savage!!

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 7 місяців тому +46

    I find Jlo tiresome. If it was anyone else I might give it a chance.

  • @motaman8074
    @motaman8074 7 місяців тому +56

    A great role for JLo would be to play a recluse. For real.

  • @madheremadthere4616
    @madheremadthere4616 7 місяців тому +46

    "A 54 year old teenager"

    • @memadesimple
      @memadesimple 7 місяців тому

      But she's really looking gud

    • @SasaSasa-wy9wu
      @SasaSasa-wy9wu 7 місяців тому +3

      @@memadesimpleshe looks basic. One of her sisters look way better than her. She should be the star

  • @Msdeewiz77
    @Msdeewiz77 7 місяців тому +29

    She should consider a AI Husband lol the so called romance in the movie with the AI- that’s probably the best love story she’s ever had

    • @BlasianBratzCutie
      @BlasianBratzCutie 7 місяців тому +4

      🤣😂 excellent idea 🤣😂

    • @justinhunt4767
      @justinhunt4767 7 місяців тому +1

      She is to messy with her love life not enough work on her craft I used to like jlo but her quality of work is low to me.

    • @vampire7878
      @vampire7878 6 місяців тому

      In the movie Jen is able to be Chuck Norris and beat Grandmaster setting AI chess 73 times in a row while watching important news at the same time debate over coffee.
      It's like a B-Movie with Chuck Norris about the future....with AI.....
      Also I can predict most things that are going to happen cuz the movies is predictable....
      The movie was definitely rushed my dudes
      Always remember if there is not an Asian, black dude and a women who knows her pronouns then the movie is both racist and sexist

    • @sedosgy400
      @sedosgy400 6 місяців тому

      I myself consider an AI boyfriend/husband. Human males are unintelligent and boring af:)
      Among 3 billion people, I don't think I will find a "Smith" .

  • @thewebstylist
    @thewebstylist 7 місяців тому +43

    The biggest narcissist of our time and the casting agent should never again get work

    • @gennachan8506
      @gennachan8506 7 місяців тому +7

      It’s her production company Nuyorican Productions. No one is safe from her crap

    • @asj685
      @asj685 7 місяців тому

      She and Kim K are about equal on the narcissistic scale

  • @rosumparat
    @rosumparat 7 місяців тому +40

    Feminism + activism + chat GPT + Jlo = this crap of a movie.

    • @robertmarinescu-zo6ib
      @robertmarinescu-zo6ib 6 місяців тому

      respect from Romania. why should there be another torture with a film that wants to show us the strong, independent and super-intelligent woman of our times. God is my witness that I endured 1 hour and 4 minutes. I have one more thing to say. in Romania, a sport appeared, fighting in a cage between a man and 2 women. Obviously, the respective girls were beaten hard by that man and the stand was full of spectators. He stood to receive some punches and then he fought back terribly.

  • @Zycoxy
    @Zycoxy 7 місяців тому +23

    the first half of the movie bored me the second half made me angry. bad movie .

  • @MrEMann
    @MrEMann 7 місяців тому +30

    Got about 30 minutes in last night... Omg, this was just awful, childish, idiocy. Turning it off was the best part.

  • @egoborder3203
    @egoborder3203 7 місяців тому +26

    sad to see Mark Strong allowing himself to be squandered on thankless background roles. Hope he's getting paid well at least. As for JLo, I don't understand how she keeps getting speaking parts. You're wallpaper material, honey. Know your limits

    • @Reevay762
      @Reevay762 7 місяців тому +1

      Ya was disappointed when I saw Mark Strong in a movie with JLO.

  • @luther1546
    @luther1546 7 місяців тому +22

    Jennifer Lopez seems like she'd be real trial to deal with.

  • @Boblovesmovies
    @Boblovesmovies 7 місяців тому +17

    I thought this movie was horrible. I didn’t like it at all.

  • @mercedesmarie2162
    @mercedesmarie2162 7 місяців тому +4

    Ben was right. She plays 28 years old in every single film 😂😂

  • @sheilaholmes8455
    @sheilaholmes8455 6 місяців тому +1

    She just canceled her tour because she couldn’t sell tickets. Nobody wants to hear her fake singing.

  • @rlpsychology
    @rlpsychology 7 місяців тому +3

    Especially as a not-fan of JeLo and a Lopez myself, I loved your comment about "a 54-year-old teenager." I suspect many fellow Mexican-Americans would agree.

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 7 місяців тому +3

    Humanity is evil because of pollution or something. That’s why AI needs to save the environment by… uh… * checks script * nuking the entire fucking planet. Yeah, that makes sense!

  • @MrHydenSeek
    @MrHydenSeek 7 місяців тому +20

    J Lo could play a burn patient in a coma 3 or 4 beds away from the star of the whatever.

  • @the_travelingbreeze
    @the_travelingbreeze 7 місяців тому +10

    There was too much talking and action. The movie should have been 45 minutes shorter, but that would not have solved its mediocre plot.
    The visuals were above average.

  • @iwatchthings777
    @iwatchthings777 7 місяців тому +9

    This movie idea wasn't interesting 20 years ago when we didn't know anything about AI

    • @iwatchthings777
      @iwatchthings777 7 місяців тому +2

      I do like maid in Manhattan tho lol I know it's lame

    • @HorseTheWorld281
      @HorseTheWorld281 7 місяців тому +3

      @@iwatchthings777 Mech in Manhattan

    • @lifeisacookie
      @lifeisacookie 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol ​@@HorseTheWorld281

  • @gennachan8506
    @gennachan8506 7 місяців тому +11

    It’s her production company Nuyorican Productions that gifted us this crap

    • @IrsidaSheshi
      @IrsidaSheshi 7 місяців тому +1

      Damn, even her company name is awful loool

  • @quajay187
    @quajay187 7 місяців тому +5

    This channel is gold man. Idk how you arent at 100k

  • @paulgraham6134
    @paulgraham6134 7 місяців тому +2

    I liked it. No argument. I just enjoyed the science fiction. Probably the result of me growing up with only 3 TV stations. Though I did wonder if she was going to sacrifice herself for the AI and in doing so prove that humans can progress and thus give reason for a truce.

  • @pepperdayjackpac4521
    @pepperdayjackpac4521 7 місяців тому +3

    Damn, lots of ppl hatin. I kind of enjoyed this movie. It had its moments

  • @baraka99
    @baraka99 7 місяців тому +14

    Who wrote this trash of a movie?

    • @noivongxoang235
      @noivongxoang235 6 місяців тому

      Let me rewrite it, I promise to make it much better

    • @baraka99
      @baraka99 6 місяців тому

      @@noivongxoang235 I can do the same with the help of ChatGPT 4o

  • @deedeebeads
    @deedeebeads 7 місяців тому +7

    There making it #1 on Netflix cuse ppl are watching it a trick even with bad reviews she wins.

  • @Animotions01
    @Animotions01 7 місяців тому +4

    I am a bit of a physics nerd who could not abide their easy travel to the Andromeda galaxy and back without some small mention of how they have circumvented relativity.
    I pirated the film from t*rrent and still felt “cheated”
    BTW Jennifer Lopez was always a Mid looking Latina even in her prime
    A solid 6.8 out of 10 at best
    Just like that mixed race girl Zendaya you see every where
    except Zendya can at least act somewhat.

    • @SasaSasa-wy9wu
      @SasaSasa-wy9wu 7 місяців тому

      Thank u she’s very mid. There’s plenty if latinas waaaaay better looking than her.

    • @leonardobraynen1524
      @leonardobraynen1524 7 місяців тому +2

      Zendaya is *THE NEW J.LO*
      I warned you.

  • @luther1546
    @luther1546 7 місяців тому +3

    For some reason, I can't stop staring at Jennifer's sweet 80's bouffant. Her hair is so big and puffy. Looks pretty brittle too.

  • @FrescaLife
    @FrescaLife 7 місяців тому +7

    Titanfall the movie attempt.

  • @jhunz23
    @jhunz23 7 місяців тому +4

    JLo has the same hair when she was running down the Bronx

    • @SasaSasa-wy9wu
      @SasaSasa-wy9wu 7 місяців тому +1

      Crazy little girl all dreams no limit n sh

    • @gildardoenriquebarajas4540
      @gildardoenriquebarajas4540 7 місяців тому +1

      Same hair, same head banging, same crying, some of the same lines , that was interesting to me just because it shows that she’s not real

  • @nygmla
    @nygmla 7 місяців тому +1

    Netflix spent $100 million on this movie... wtf

  • @hadryantar
    @hadryantar 7 місяців тому +15

    This was horrible !!!
    The trailer was totally different from the movie. I watched only the Mech fighting scenes 😂

  • @patb5266
    @patb5266 7 місяців тому +3

    That ridiculous hair for starters. They can wormhole to Andromeda but can't fix human eyesight and still need glasses. Another garbage GIRL BOSS movie. I only watched this because my gf wanted to..

  • @musingsofamadman3178
    @musingsofamadman3178 7 місяців тому +5

    Atlas shrugged.

  • @gsharpe6840
    @gsharpe6840 7 місяців тому +11

    Like so many movies these days it commits the worst crime - it's boring.

  • @onewingangel1117
    @onewingangel1117 7 місяців тому +1

    This is just like Phoebe reading Joey his reviews: “not believable as a human being” 😂😂 “pretty, but dumb- oh, sorry, just…pretty dumb” 🤣🤣

  • @Reevay762
    @Reevay762 7 місяців тому +2

    I love Mark Strong. But why was he in a movie with JLO? Also her acting sucks! Stop JLO!

  • @Sitchinite420
    @Sitchinite420 7 місяців тому +6

    So JLo tried to be in the shitty version of the Matrix? She works harder than anyone to be in bad Hollywood movies. At least she didn’t get married in this one. What was Netflix thinking. WE ARE OVER JLO.

  • @marshapelo9830
    @marshapelo9830 7 місяців тому +8

    Basically a movie about a manic pms lady.

  • @damonr6987
    @damonr6987 7 місяців тому +4

    The minute I heard they use pronouns, I wasn't going to watch it.

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson 7 місяців тому +10

    Wow this looks terrible! I thought her movie The Mother was the worst thing I’d ever seen but this might be worse…

    • @BlasianBratzCutie
      @BlasianBratzCutie 7 місяців тому +1

      😑 Ugh The Mother was totally lame and JLo trying so hard to be a hardcore action actress 😑 that mess of a movie would’ve been better if Michelle Rodriguez/ Sofia Boutella/ Maggie Q…pffft or L&O:SVU’s Mariska Hargitay were casted for the main character IMHO 😑. Atlas would probably be better if the movie was all CGI (like Final Fantasy or Shrek)😝

  • @ggavin9934
    @ggavin9934 7 місяців тому +2

    I usually like B-grade sci-fi but this one was SAD. Real SAD. Almost stopped watching when some AI machine's "pronouns" were she/her. WTF? JUST STOP IT! 🤣But since I always like a good laugh, and I did, toughed it out.

  • @barbaravyse660
    @barbaravyse660 7 місяців тому +1

    I liked her in romantic comedies she did earlier in her career, but she’s a bit old for that now.

  • @MMCUSN
    @MMCUSN 7 місяців тому +1

    The Anti-Ripley?
    Positive things about this movie:
    No Animals were hurt
    It was in focus
    You could be in Elementary School and still understand it
    You could save that popcorn for a better movie
    If you are a lonely leftover female, you would probably like this film

  • @aysada
    @aysada 7 місяців тому +1

    Remember in the cell when she played a psychiatrist? Just ludicrous.

  • @beautyneytiri
    @beautyneytiri 7 місяців тому +2

    it's a VERY, VERY GOOD MOVIE but ok.........

  • @memadesimple
    @memadesimple 7 місяців тому

    Jennifer lopez is an amazing actor. Simu liu did not dissapoint. I must say they were the only thing gud about the movie.
    Now for the bad
    》 space graphics were poor, it looked like a video game
    》 the plot was okayish, but I just had a challenge with a few things. Such as, why would a AI Terrorist have an army of good looking humanoid machines in the middle of nowhere?shouldn't they be terminator looking like? I don't know it's just me.

  • @hintgiver9263
    @hintgiver9263 7 місяців тому +9

    This video will disapear in 4, 3, 2,

    • @leroywilliams5755
      @leroywilliams5755 7 місяців тому

      Really people always say something bad about movies all way

  • @maxscherzer9521
    @maxscherzer9521 7 місяців тому +3

    Hadn't heard of this movie, still not certain if you made it up for the video.

  • @IrsidaSheshi
    @IrsidaSheshi 7 місяців тому +1

    Maybe Jlo should work less hard cause her hard work ain't accomplishing shit loooolll

  • @sebastianb-v2887
    @sebastianb-v2887 7 місяців тому

    I sincerely don't get the negativity towards J.Lo. It looked like she acted her heart out in this movie. What she did is extremely hard, and in my opinion she did it very well. Evidenced by how into the movie my family and I were when watching it last night.
    I feel like anxiety and distrust towards technology has never been higher, and this movie plays to that fear.
    My biggest criticism towards the movie is how AI appears to be more than capable to help people and save the environment, but rather come up with bone headed plans to save everything by destroying it first.

  • @beautyneytiri
    @beautyneytiri 7 місяців тому

    i just LOVE how J.lo doesn't seem to care about critisism ands just ROCKS.

  • @mikeduplessis8069
    @mikeduplessis8069 7 місяців тому

    Didn't that Disney series 'Echo' end with a therapy session too? Making the bad guy realize his daddy didn't love him or something?

  • @BlackStar_05
    @BlackStar_05 7 місяців тому +2

    This guy must’ve been in my head last night because this was exactly what I was thinking when I was watching this movie. Sad part is I really like Sci-fi movies but this was straight 💩!!!

  • @sofia7374
    @sofia7374 7 місяців тому +1

    JLo wants so badly to be taken seriously as an actor when she is so clearly mediocre and has absolutely no range.

  • @nygmla
    @nygmla 7 місяців тому

    Netflix keeps raising our subscription prices and this is what we get?
    Seriously so many good scripts ignored and instead we get Atlas, Hart of Stone, red notice, 6 underground, the adam project, Rebel moon 1 and 2, the mother.
    Netflix is just producing straight to dvd c list movies.

  • @SugarBoxingCom
    @SugarBoxingCom 7 місяців тому +1

    Furiousa was crap (except the visuals) ... Atlas was a decently crafted film for its budget

  • @freelancenerd4804
    @freelancenerd4804 6 місяців тому

    In the words of Ben Affleck “what’s the point of dealing with j lo if u can’t see her a$$ for 1/2 the movie”

  • @veemon9280
    @veemon9280 5 місяців тому

    "Obligatory follow-fashion review hating on JLo for existing" check

  • @jool5941
    @jool5941 7 місяців тому

    It felt like a Steven Segal movie

  • @ojivlogs
    @ojivlogs 7 місяців тому

    At first i kinda liked it, i though there is going to be a twist like harlen is actually a good robot and the army was lying to catch him for evil purposes... But it never happened 😔

  • @robertmarinescu-zo6ib
    @robertmarinescu-zo6ib 6 місяців тому +1

    respect from Romania. why should there be another torture with a film that wants to show us the strong, independent and super-intelligent woman of our times. God is my witness that I endured 1 hour and 4 minutes. I have one more thing to say. in Romania, a sport appeared, fighting in a cage between a man and 2 women. Obviously, the respective girls were beaten hard by that man and the stand was full of spectators. He stood to receive some punches and then he fought back terribly.

  • @mrpabs5864
    @mrpabs5864 6 місяців тому

    Good movie... amazing how Hollywood is so afraid to get criticized that they need to have women, asians, blacks, and latinas to be the main cast. Otherwise, they might get sued.

  • @duncanbauer1618
    @duncanbauer1618 7 місяців тому

    Elephant in the room. Most mere humans are Not allowed to look Jlo in the eyes. Hence, a Jlo Movie with practically no interactions with other Humans. Did again, other Actors decline working with her?

  • @robbylebotha
    @robbylebotha 7 місяців тому

    But AI can copy itself, so killing a AI Bot leader would be... useless.

  • @billmiller8945
    @billmiller8945 6 місяців тому

    I got 5 minutes into this movie and knew it would be right up there with Steven Seagals masterpieces. Lots of good content creation around her masterpieces.

  • @glacierburn1299
    @glacierburn1299 6 місяців тому +1

    This feminist domination and indoctrination of movie audiences is pathetic.

  • @ErikDeMann
    @ErikDeMann 7 місяців тому

    A 50 minutes hissy fit from a 54 y/o woman, who refuses to do the one thing that will guarantee her survival, is essentially what makes up the story of Atlas, and places it among the most pointless movies, I've ever been so unfortunate to be subjected to.

  • @AgentMoray
    @AgentMoray 7 місяців тому +5

    Lol best intro.

  • @raulrivera8691
    @raulrivera8691 7 місяців тому +1

    I actually loved this movie and like I commented in another video, it even made me cry at the end. I loved everything about it. I'm actually confused about all the hate. I'm still trying to find a video where they give it a good review or is there anybody who liked this movie. I don't understand.

  • @alandoren4953
    @alandoren4953 6 місяців тому

    Haven´t watched it yet, probably will. But the plot sounds ridiculous. Nothing against J.Lo. It seems to me that the movie itself would ruin any actor it could have had.

  • @dotdot505
    @dotdot505 6 місяців тому

    Smith deserved better.

  • @briankgarland
    @briankgarland 7 місяців тому +2

    Robot pronouns at the 18 minute mark. All downhill from there.

  • @jaqenhgar7732
    @jaqenhgar7732 7 місяців тому +3

    3:00 🔥

  • @MyKharli
    @MyKharli 7 місяців тому

    Didn't make it through , thought i musta been tired or something , however didn't retry either so one of them for sure .

  • @Charliejulietteromeo
    @Charliejulietteromeo 7 місяців тому

    I wanted to support JLo but, it was terrifically bad....

  • @Kassyeleven
    @Kassyeleven 7 місяців тому

    Absolutely Brilliant Review top class

  • @NYCMichaelangelo
    @NYCMichaelangelo 7 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely appreciated this movie, it’s a fun movie and could’ve used better cgi however for its budget forgiveable.
    If you’re going to hate on Jennifer Lopez for this you’re crazy!
    First off, she can act when she gets into it and this movie didn’t always take itself that seriously, their are a couple of funny moments in it and she even admits and breaks down some of her real life flaws when speaking with her A.I. Body Armor in a humorous way. If you can’t appreciate a good summer popcorn fun movie than you just hate movies .
    Second, She is very talented and when she performs although not the top vocalist her performances blow out most female performers half her age because she can actually dance, perform, and entertain and puts in the work as opposed to most current top performers who lazily stay in one spot and let the cgi animations take over for them to tell a story. So instead of knocking her as a lazy eye critic keep in mind most of you “critics” couldn’t do half the work she can, respect the art cause last I heard talking behind a screen and laughing at ppl with zero appreciation for what people actually try and present like YOU could do it better ?? Stop the nonsense people, give credit where credit is due! ❤❤❤❤

  • @ruperterskin2117
    @ruperterskin2117 7 місяців тому

    Right on. Thanks for sharing.

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 6 місяців тому

    It was indeed in English. I'll give them that much

  • @RampKing22
    @RampKing22 7 місяців тому

    I watched this film on Netflix. I fast-forward through a lot of it, but it was horrible now that we know the truth about her. I can’t watch any of her work because she’s fake.

  • @marciarhodes9898
    @marciarhodes9898 7 місяців тому

    This was her production!

  • @JFomo
    @JFomo 7 місяців тому

    The movie was long and boring. I spent more time browsing my phone than I did watching the movie. Ended up closing the movie without watching to the end because I lost all interest.

  • @Moonwhale
    @Moonwhale 7 місяців тому

    I was willing to forgive JLo casting herself for the sci fi bit but even all that is stupid. From the beginning of a big Hollywood sign made into a hotel like building. So stupid future logic. To a lollipop to give you energy. Like what kind of dumb invention is that to waste you saliva licking into could be just a small tablet or edible one chew substance.

  • @LondonMaori
    @LondonMaori 7 місяців тому

    Ive run marathons that were less taxing then that !

  • @leonardobraynen1524
    @leonardobraynen1524 7 місяців тому

    Some dialogue in this movie has to be directed at Ben Affleck, I swear!
    😅

  • @elsevillaart
    @elsevillaart 7 місяців тому

    The mech stories is all about their pilots and their skills....she has none.

  • @rachel43210
    @rachel43210 7 місяців тому

    It was mediocre, but i must admit that i never get tired of the sci-fi genre

  • @christophertadeo6120
    @christophertadeo6120 7 місяців тому

    Why does everyone hate it. 🤔 I haven't seen it. Jlo, is in it? 🤔. OK.

  • @laurataylor8179
    @laurataylor8179 6 місяців тому

    AI is more human then Jlo 😅

  • @robbyk5343
    @robbyk5343 7 місяців тому

    appropriate role for JLo:
    Selena 2

  • @supercooldude300
    @supercooldude300 7 місяців тому +3

    The film was good. Her character was a bit Whiney but the story was great and so was the visuals. Stop Just jumping on the bandwagon

  • @nikkotan2840
    @nikkotan2840 7 місяців тому

    In all that kind of crap, the movie really reminds me a lot of TITANFALL without the ROMCOM that is. But talking about science fiction FTL Travel, damn they got a really fast FTL Drive going from 1 galaxy to another it only took them a day at most to travel from some Solar System (Milky Way Galaxy) to some unknown planet in the middle of nowhere (Andromeda Galaxy) that fast.
    Even the Forerunner in HALO has no capability like that or the Necrons in WARHAMMER 40K, but OK I'll take it the FTL is not the FILM because clearly ATLAS is masquerading as a Hollywood Action Film but actually is a glorified ROMCOM Movie.

  • @creatrixZBD
    @creatrixZBD 7 місяців тому

    It is possibly a bit weird, how much I am looking forward to hatewatching this film. Borrowing someone's account just for the occasion

  • @moniquelynwone8228
    @moniquelynwone8228 7 місяців тому

    Stop hating on J-Lo This movie was AMAZING!!!! They always hate on the Israelite people. So girl this just means you are one of Gods children: so keep doing what God created you to do. We are so proud sis 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥳🥰🔥💕🎤 IUIC in the classroom 🎤

  • @theandroids
    @theandroids 7 місяців тому

    Since finding out JLO is a horrid person I cant watch her movies.

  • @Acacia-Bloom1974
    @Acacia-Bloom1974 7 місяців тому +1

    Jlo no mo

  • @konstantinostzanidis2386
    @konstantinostzanidis2386 7 місяців тому

    #1 WW and she keeps on winning... ❤

  • @ginagigante6375
    @ginagigante6375 6 місяців тому

    You may not like it but do your research, terrible actors like Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lopez are MAJOR cash cows for Netflix so that’s why they made the movie, it’s terrible but ppl watch it while they do the laundry