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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @SwaggerSouls
    @SwaggerSouls  5 років тому +6263

    Sorry for missing last Saturday's upload! Enjoy this mid week vid, and keep an eye out for another vid this weekend ;)

  • @barbaras9594
    @barbaras9594 5 років тому +3929

    (Wakes up in cold sweat at 3AM)
    THATS WHAT THE KNEE GEARS JOKE MEANT

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 5 років тому +70

      🅺🅽🅴🅴
      🅶🅴🅰🆁🆂

    • @instantbejito5994
      @instantbejito5994 5 років тому +16

      That was literally me but with the *W E A T H E R*

    • @burn_out
      @burn_out 5 років тому +6

      Thousands of noons including fucktards from the video really don’t get it.

    • @kennuf1k489
      @kennuf1k489 4 роки тому +3

      Panickingfangirlofawesomeness ! I came back to this comment 10 months later now I get it

  • @gvrcia4895
    @gvrcia4895 5 років тому +7347

    I swear Grizzy’s been 17 for like 3 years now

    • @ShaneHornMusic
      @ShaneHornMusic 5 років тому +286

      its weird to think that im older than him

    • @Riftocity
      @Riftocity 5 років тому +483

      He's like Stewie from fucking Family Guy

    • @lordmiraak5083
      @lordmiraak5083 5 років тому +56

      what the fuck

    • @shakabrah56
      @shakabrah56 5 років тому +40

      Dread Wolf this comment makes me wanna die

    • @michaelcera757
      @michaelcera757 5 років тому +10

      Dread Wolf no he is MINE

  • @reusablebelt1717
    @reusablebelt1717 4 роки тому +896

    Swag, is just a demi-God for memorizing the "to be or not to be"

    • @reusablebelt1717
      @reusablebelt1717 4 роки тому +2

      @Tom Phelps mmmm yes indeed

    • @kaptain_komrade3708
      @kaptain_komrade3708 4 роки тому +4

      All to try and get laid in college

    • @alexskocy9948
      @alexskocy9948 2 роки тому +4

      To be or not to be that is the question whether it is more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against them in a sea of troubles and by opposing end then. To die, to sleep

    • @chaddedmapipi5789
      @chaddedmapipi5789 2 роки тому

      I had actually memorized it too after being inspired by Swagger, also in hopes of getting laid, ofc, my dick remains unlocked and dry

    • @brianstryker4536
      @brianstryker4536 Рік тому +1

      @@alexskocy9948 No more and by a sleep to say we end
      The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
      That flesh is heir to tis a consummation

  • @fairygarden-sv9qq
    @fairygarden-sv9qq 5 років тому +1468

    9:50 so we all just gonna ignore that he massacred that chicken

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 років тому +23

      He's black. Voodoo KFC is his religion so you can't say anything.

    • @kashmaupin8308
      @kashmaupin8308 5 років тому +3

      J Train I was bout to say that lol

    • @jackoff5351
      @jackoff5351 5 років тому

      J Train peta gonna get pissed

    • @snakypokapin4987
      @snakypokapin4987 4 роки тому

      J Train *INALES*... yes

    • @tannerscharnhorst5075
      @tannerscharnhorst5075 4 роки тому

      I am the 1000th like. You're welcome.

  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii 5 років тому +3995

    It's the best thing ever to see ifunny commentators complain about someone else's humor sense

    • @IvanDubsK7
      @IvanDubsK7 5 років тому +123

      Everyone hates the features on IFunny, at least the tight nit community I know that get their memes stolen and put on reddit

    • @Vexce11en1
      @Vexce11en1 5 років тому +14

      Ay papi, hope you don’t get fucked by UA-cam

    • @spiritupgrades
      @spiritupgrades 5 років тому +6

      Jameskii Yo do you like my comment

    • @spiritupgrades
      @spiritupgrades 5 років тому +9

      Cock Master don’t threaten me with a good time ;)

    • @classical3656
      @classical3656 5 років тому +47

      Jameskii because ifunny is actually funny and has a decent community unlike UA-cam and your unfunny shit

  • @yaboitekki6081
    @yaboitekki6081 5 років тому +210

    Sab after Blaze falls 47 consecutive times on top of a knife

  • @nolanL
    @nolanL 5 років тому +372

    Saboteur watching Blaze Bernstein fall on a knife 47 times

    • @roaringbump7805
      @roaringbump7805 5 років тому +7

      *laugh track ensues*

    • @coralanturn
      @coralanturn 5 років тому +32

      “Bro please let me help you! Oh no! If only it could’ve been me instead. I’ll bury your body in the forest like you asked if you ever died, bestie.” - Samuel Woodward

    • @devlyntube306
      @devlyntube306 5 років тому +4

      @@coralanturn LankanPork

    • @nolanL
      @nolanL 5 років тому +3

      Wewerty exactly he also said sub to bruhmoment_ on IFunny

    • @thatsnodildo1974
      @thatsnodildo1974 5 років тому

      still the greatest shitpost ever

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +406

    3:34
    "2019's gonna be lit boys"
    Me, watching this in 2020: Yeah, it was...

  • @demisequest9443
    @demisequest9443 5 років тому +821

    Swagger just recited Shakespeare.... WTF?!

    • @QuakeMidaro
      @QuakeMidaro 5 років тому +60

      Edible loving weed smoking Lord of Sunlight Swagger is a fucking poet and don’t you forget it ;)

    • @kage5243
      @kage5243 5 років тому

      XD

    • @GermDGator
      @GermDGator 5 років тому +10

      Demise quest it’s not the whole quote but that’s impressive.

    • @HappyHandsGaming
      @HappyHandsGaming 5 років тому +12

      he sounded so beautiful too

  • @vissruq
    @vissruq 5 років тому +111

    People: Makes a well made joke
    Swagger: Knee gears
    *confused noises*

    • @Enforcedcraft
      @Enforcedcraft 5 років тому +1

      @Jakob May Haa you fucking nerd. Get better at the game bitch..
      I am sarcastic and joking don't @ me.

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 5 років тому

      @@Enforcedcraft @you

    • @MagikmanxD
      @MagikmanxD 5 років тому

      @@Super-wx6br@me

    • @MagikmanxD
      @MagikmanxD 5 років тому

      @@Super-wx6br lmao

    • @imawarrior67
      @imawarrior67 5 років тому

      @@Enforcedcraft :

  • @kukara1018
    @kukara1018 5 років тому +274

    Gonna cry? Higgs boson?

    • @aeronautisch
      @aeronautisch 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for this comment

  • @qraee
    @qraee 5 років тому +974

    9:52 “OR NOT TO BEEeeeee” made me laugh way more than I should havr

    • @maninthetrenchcoat5603
      @maninthetrenchcoat5603 5 років тому +21

      Leaving a comment to always remember the timestamp. Thanks

    • @kdawg3933
      @kdawg3933 5 років тому

      Yee

    • @leobackelin7554
      @leobackelin7554 4 роки тому

      Only liked to get it to 369 likes

    • @johnbaker7104
      @johnbaker7104 4 роки тому +11

      No one:
      Swagger: To be, or not to be, that is the question:
      Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
      The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
      Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
      And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep,
      No more; and by a sleep to say we end
      The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
      That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
      Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
      To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub:
      For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
      When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
      Must give us pause-there's the respect
      That makes calamity of so long life.
      For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
      Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
      The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
      The insolence of office, and the spurns
      That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
      When he himself might his quietus make
      With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
      To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
      But that the dread of something after death,
      The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
      No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
      And makes us rather bear those ills we have
      Than fly to others that we know not of?
      Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
      And thus the native hue of resolution
      Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
      And enterprises of great pitch and moment
      With this regard their currents turn awry
      And lose the name of action.

    • @poohshiesty6859
      @poohshiesty6859 4 роки тому +5

      Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of trouble and by opposing end them.

  • @NateC03
    @NateC03 5 років тому +319

    "uhh do you guys ever jus ummg smoke weed and have sex?" *3 seconds of silence before 6 people wheeze at once*

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, thats fitz and swaggersouls in a nutshell

    • @beef4365
      @beef4365 5 років тому +10

      Yeah these dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever

    • @ismaelnazario6402
      @ismaelnazario6402 5 років тому +2

      Time of video plese?

    • @alexandera913
      @alexandera913 5 років тому

      they never claimed to have The sex in this video you deserve to be slapped

    • @calebdansby1561
      @calebdansby1561 5 років тому +10

      Slapps i bet you use ifunny lmfaooo

  • @Aspis_1-0
    @Aspis_1-0 5 років тому +228

    "Oh pardon me..."
    "You wanna fxckin' kiss or something?!?!"
    "..... Get away from me....."
    Hahahaha that is gold

  • @supupdoghi
    @supupdoghi 5 років тому +1122

    Best scream from swaggersouls made me laugh so hard
    3:34

    • @dualdrain4004
      @dualdrain4004 5 років тому +3

      .

    • @envyh4249
      @envyh4249 5 років тому +6

      I'm watching thisnshit in my study hall, and I am bouta burst out laughing.

    • @Connorly800
      @Connorly800 3 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @MrHalo100y
    @MrHalo100y 5 років тому +251

    Free Sab, so he finish those rates

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 5 років тому +319

    Swagger: **exists**
    also swagger: *aaaaAAAAAAHHHH*

  • @MrHalo100y
    @MrHalo100y 5 років тому +461

    Woah swagger be careful you might fall on a knife 47 times

  • @osoklem7687
    @osoklem7687 5 років тому +45

    These videos is just Fitz failing at executing the joke and swagger being high af it's fucking great

  • @flatearthboy8105
    @flatearthboy8105 5 років тому +170

    Glad to know this is where I can get comedy that isn’t forced for once.
    *watches video*
    “We should make that southern border wall, uhhhhh, completely out of juuls”
    *5 seconds of silence*
    “Hahahah!”

    • @ditzypanda2947
      @ditzypanda2947 5 років тому +5

      Flat Earth Boy we both know you dont laugh at those pics, only blow your nose extra hard

    • @romankaos22
      @romankaos22 5 років тому

      Flat Earth Boy looks like someone didn’t watch the video

    • @Tanman829
      @Tanman829 5 років тому +6

      Chase Decker "Funny deep voice csgo man" isnt funny, his humor is forced and boring because it literally is only based on shock value.

    • @mashur4880
      @mashur4880 5 років тому +8

      Tanman829 or you know, puns, word play, and actual structured jokes, unlike ipolitics

    • @canadianbluepants9446
      @canadianbluepants9446 5 років тому +3

      @@Tanman829 mate its called different types of humour for different types of people

  • @sixty2612
    @sixty2612 5 років тому +534

    Despite making up only 13% of the US population,

  • @labestia6838
    @labestia6838 5 років тому +49

    Fatpat: Yup

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 4 роки тому +47

    9:52 Swaggerspeare joined the chat

  • @illuminati5
    @illuminati5 5 років тому +80

    Bernstein: *Stabs himself multiple times*
    Sab: I’m gonna bury my friend *clueless*

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 5 років тому +249

    iFunny = Stalin Disapproves
    *WeFunny = Stalin Approves*

    • @soviet_salsa2983
      @soviet_salsa2983 5 років тому

      Great leader approves

    • @VitalYTS
      @VitalYTS 5 років тому

      Thank you versaucey, very cool!

    • @BruhMoment-ly7gw
      @BruhMoment-ly7gw 5 років тому

      OurFunny

    • @jackperson2236
      @jackperson2236 5 років тому +8

      Haha dude that’s such a cool and funny joke

    • @meganegbert8570
      @meganegbert8570 5 років тому +5

      Woah bro that’s hilarious this is definitely the pinnacle of humor right here

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +2325

    I spy with my little eye... _an ifunny watermark._

    • @niersu
      @niersu 5 років тому +50

      I spy with my little eye... _an unfunny commenter._

    • @griffinwilson3371
      @griffinwilson3371 5 років тому +7

      you deadass took this comment

    • @esoterichaha6559
      @esoterichaha6559 5 років тому +5

      comment_bot.exe has broken

    • @nielspeterlyck592
      @nielspeterlyck592 5 років тому +2

      Daniel back at it with the like botting xd

    • @seanlawless4420
      @seanlawless4420 5 років тому

      Man only if I wasn’t gay.

  • @hannaha922
    @hannaha922 5 років тому +125

    9:56
    ... Jesus I wasn't expecting that. XD

  • @pontius428
    @pontius428 5 років тому +123

    Call the cops cause I got higgsboson in da ceiling

  • @deeznuts2704
    @deeznuts2704 5 років тому +138

    Hmm today I will watch a swagger souls video *clueless*

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +1409

    _I spot an iFunny watermark_

    • @Marving12
      @Marving12 5 років тому +3

      You again...

    • @holyhecc3161
      @holyhecc3161 5 років тому +2

      We meet again

    • @thegotdamnuhtheuhhh
      @thegotdamnuhtheuhhh 5 років тому +6

      @@holyhecc3161*Top 10 character conflicts of anime that could destroy the world*

    • @niersu
      @niersu 5 років тому +14

      _I spot an unfunny commenter_

    • @powderedwater4742
      @powderedwater4742 5 років тому +1

      go back to h3h3

  • @rhabbya7724
    @rhabbya7724 5 років тому +54

    2:32 border patrolman: *hears popping and crackling* *looks up* immigrant: bro they got mango loaded in these

  • @Memeio
    @Memeio 5 років тому +486

    now this is an ifunny epic

  • @Arction
    @Arction 5 років тому +368

    You can't say iFunny, that's our word. You can say iFunna though

    • @alfiedobres
      @alfiedobres 5 років тому +12

      Hard Y

    • @dennislink6
      @dennislink6 5 років тому +1

      No one cares

    • @bradyp634
      @bradyp634 5 років тому +31

      Crunchy Cornflakes figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم

    • @GetConnectedForFree
      @GetConnectedForFree 5 років тому

      I like this comment

    • @solidcheese9411
      @solidcheese9411 5 років тому +1

      Arction you literally copied the exacts same thing someone else said thinking ur actually funny

  • @sespis2r
    @sespis2r 5 років тому +268

    Oh? Pissing your pants?

    • @Yardyknowwhoitis
      @Yardyknowwhoitis 5 років тому

      Oh my god

    • @toxoant9956
      @toxoant9956 5 років тому +3

      Swagger is Brazilian

    • @dennislink6
      @dennislink6 5 років тому +1

      Nothing like a good bit of racism

    • @sespis2r
      @sespis2r 5 років тому +8

      @@dennislink6 gonna cry?

    • @dennislink6
      @dennislink6 5 років тому +1

      @@sespis2r Nope gonna laugh at your pathetic normie ass cause you think that you're do witty even though you're some low life loser defending a norme platfrom

  • @Rubiks37
    @Rubiks37 4 роки тому +65

    9:03 “How do you Confuse Helen Keller and Anne Frank” hmmm

  • @notimportant9280
    @notimportant9280 5 років тому +231

    Ifunny is our word, but you can say ifunna

  • @tybg8135
    @tybg8135 5 років тому +30

    Reject modernity, return to the green top

  • @trentondean4426
    @trentondean4426 5 років тому +164

    No iFunny license for that reference? That's a paddlin'.

    • @philipnosenzo4588
      @philipnosenzo4588 5 років тому +2

      No Simpsons licence for that reference? That's a paddlin'.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 4 роки тому +66

    It’s all fun and games until Swagger whips out the Shakespeare

  • @Gibblegobblegoob
    @Gibblegobblegoob 5 років тому +529

    You aren't allowed to talk about us you don't have an ifunny pass

    • @IsNoJoke
      @IsNoJoke 5 років тому +72

      iCarlyFetish ifunny is our word but you can say ifunna

    • @Dronom-
      @Dronom- 5 років тому +13

      You remind me of my Asian friend

    • @ethanb.3984
      @ethanb.3984 5 років тому +16

      @@Dronom- higgsboson

    • @kyleandrei4851
      @kyleandrei4851 5 років тому +4

      Nahhh. We all have the right to talk shit on normies

    • @Noah2019
      @Noah2019 5 років тому +3

      Hey!! Im 4chanGreentext!!! Do you know me.

  • @CoolingSoda
    @CoolingSoda 5 років тому +80

    Free Sam Woodward walkout on 11:08am Monday 14

  • @poombie
    @poombie 5 років тому +320

    hey do you guys ever ( **some random edgy thing** **3 second pause** **hysterical laughter** )^12

    • @thog4809
      @thog4809 5 років тому

      Game me quite the chortle.

    • @Pizzaguygaming
      @Pizzaguygaming 5 років тому +2

      poombie poo man

    • @Go-Go-Guts
      @Go-Go-Guts 5 років тому +24

      iFunny is pretty much the same, bunch of edge lords trying to pull off humor with shock value, and the rest is just hentai or fandom shit lmao

    • @nietzschefriend
      @nietzschefriend 5 років тому +20

      iFunny's entire dynamic is stolen Reddit or Tumblr memes and trying too hard to be edgy

    • @poopmadnessfan
      @poopmadnessfan 5 років тому +6

      @@nietzschefriend >iFunny >stolen Reddit memes // I think you got that reversed pal

  • @wesley_loughran2715
    @wesley_loughran2715 4 роки тому +39

    7:50 can we get a compilation of fitz trying to say things

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam 5 років тому +142

    1:58 HAHAHA wtf was that scream?!!!

    • @FelixMarshFTW
      @FelixMarshFTW 5 років тому +2

      the in-game one?

    • @izzes
      @izzes 5 років тому +6

      I liked this one 3:39

    • @mastermakerhacker
      @mastermakerhacker 5 років тому

      That's the sound you make in CS:GO when hit by the taser.

    • @officialhung1804
      @officialhung1804 5 років тому

      Sir William you are telling me you watch csgo videos and never have heard a Zeus kill?

    • @nadaotk
      @nadaotk 5 років тому

      r/wooosh to everyone :)

  • @delta7190
    @delta7190 5 років тому +72

    Free Sam Woodward

    • @assasinn00b93
      @assasinn00b93 5 років тому +1

      Ifunnys trash

    • @assasinn00b93
      @assasinn00b93 5 років тому

      @@mmmapplesauce1673 reddits also trash. But at least theyre not the junkyard of the internet. 😉

  • @elilopac2572
    @elilopac2572 5 років тому +82

    Even though they only make up 13 percent

  • @SauceGod_z
    @SauceGod_z 5 років тому +173

    10:19 his laugh sounded like the laugh u hear when u die on cod zombies

    • @EdwardJamesKenway...
      @EdwardJamesKenway... 4 роки тому +1

      Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi lol that’s swagger believe it or not

    • @shredda5063
      @shredda5063 4 роки тому +3

      @@EdwardJamesKenway... wait... What???? I've been watching misfits for like a year and im wondering who's that laugh belongs and it's swagger?????!!!!!!

    • @Andy-xt3kb
      @Andy-xt3kb 4 роки тому

      Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi 😂 your right

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 роки тому

      Junkrat

  • @RoeeNegbyDaHot
    @RoeeNegbyDaHot 5 років тому +177

    We need a podcast episode hosted by Bappo, Ainsley and Wa Ge

    • @jabronibeater6517
      @jabronibeater6517 5 років тому +22

      Don't forget pink gradient man

    • @katiet6471
      @katiet6471 5 років тому +9

      CrappyContent Studios MCreammy actually does the voice of Ainsley

    • @KnifeyMcEdge
      @KnifeyMcEdge 5 років тому +1

      With special guests, Chris Brown and Rihanna.

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 5 років тому

      Oh hell yeah

    • @colemurphy7325
      @colemurphy7325 5 років тому +1

      How bout Asianley

  • @iadrianshephard6603
    @iadrianshephard6603 5 років тому +243

    0/10 video, no boson telling me to buy him a Wii U

    • @sorurus7552
      @sorurus7552 5 років тому +5

      iAdrianShephard And Mario maker. Don’t forget that

    • @iadrianshephard6603
      @iadrianshephard6603 5 років тому +7

      Adeline playing piano DispleasedDog when his child dies so he can’t scam people anymore (he pocketed the funeral money)

    • @TangoLima14
      @TangoLima14 5 років тому

      He needs his damn money

    • @luger8909
      @luger8909 5 років тому +3

      NoPeace when he asks me to repub his pinned post

    • @Moramany
      @Moramany 5 років тому

      Bro

  • @north7500
    @north7500 5 років тому +267

    Free sam woodward

    • @regularartist699
      @regularartist699 5 років тому +3

      North sab is out word you can say sabba

    • @weefslider
      @weefslider 5 років тому +21

      You gonna finish those rates?

    • @foundyif
      @foundyif 5 років тому +1

      finish the rates SAB

    • @BeeFuzz
      @BeeFuzz 5 років тому +3

      Sab looking at blaze fall on a knife 47 times

  • @slappyyt7466
    @slappyyt7466 4 роки тому +16

    4:30 swear to God it sounds like a deflating balloon😂

  • @Crayolasillyboy
    @Crayolasillyboy 5 років тому +68

    The Mexico/US border is approximately 3145 km long or 3,145,000,000 cm long. A juuls width is about 1.5 cm so making on layer of juuls would take about 209,666,667 juuls. A juul is about 50 dollars Canadian before tax meaning one layer would cost about 10,483,333,350 dollars. The highest ever recorded high jump is 2.45 m or 245 cm. A juul is 9.5 cm tall so it would take about 26 juuls to be achieve the a greater height than 245 cm. That means the making a wall that high would take 5,451,333,342 juuls and cost 272,566,667,100 dollars.

  • @maxplsek5980
    @maxplsek5980 5 років тому +233

    free sam woodward

  • @JohnDoe-jf3uh
    @JohnDoe-jf3uh 5 років тому +248

    WATER, ICE, SALT, AYE

  • @takeallthethings
    @takeallthethings 5 років тому +80

    I actually found you through ifunny lmao. “funny csgo man”

  • @PyramidSongs
    @PyramidSongs 5 років тому +261

    figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم

    • @kylemassey8590
      @kylemassey8590 5 років тому +10

      Why can I hear this

    • @RadicalKen
      @RadicalKen 5 років тому

      Epic!!!

    • @mmmmm9678
      @mmmmm9678 5 років тому

      The fact that I can actually hear it is amazing

  • @CalisterXD
    @CalisterXD 5 років тому +80

    3:40 And then, we have a rare SwaggerSouls unleashing his primal scream of pure joy.

  • @Got_Edit
    @Got_Edit 5 років тому +122

    Can’t wait to see the beginning of this vid on ifunnny

  • @Bucket.full_of.sunshine
    @Bucket.full_of.sunshine 5 років тому +220

    Okay swagger said he "thought" it would get him layed in High school, but if I went to his high school, it totaly would.

    • @mft_sauce7972
      @mft_sauce7972 5 років тому +18

      Ashlee Luxe your like 9 in you profile

    • @HeyImTiP
      @HeyImTiP 5 років тому +9

      Ashlee Luxe can’t even spell “laid”, get out kiddo

    • @coffeewithkarlie
      @coffeewithkarlie 4 роки тому

      Mmmm yes Brandon urine

    • @TacoHunter23
      @TacoHunter23 4 роки тому +1

      Ashlee Luxe I made the comment 169 youre welcome

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +639

    I don’t see a permanent watermark with ifunny on your channel

    • @kentmansley6414
      @kentmansley6414 5 років тому +8

      kremit the frog hey that’s me imposter

    • @KnifeyMcEdge
      @KnifeyMcEdge 5 років тому +3

      @@kentmansley6414 WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!
      (The correct answer is both)

  • @UserHasDied
    @UserHasDied 5 років тому +110

    I’m just trying to enjoy a nice day at the poop for just 30 cents

    • @ryanmickey551
      @ryanmickey551 5 років тому +2

      holy shit! a whole day at the poop for just 30 cents?

  • @Tanman829
    @Tanman829 5 років тому +101

    I missed and slapped my nuts, literally cried

    • @mattbee6093
      @mattbee6093 4 роки тому +1

      @@SomeguyWhoLikesVideos he must have a really small leg or a giant dick, you said the leg is smaller than his dick, is he a really tiny midget?

  • @themysterywatcher1824
    @themysterywatcher1824 5 років тому +47

    Hellan Keller is immuned to flash bangs

  • @x-tothe-k
    @x-tothe-k 5 років тому +167

    This was so funny, so funny that I didn’t move a single muscle in my body

    • @Cranberryyyy
      @Cranberryyyy 5 років тому +12

      X-ToThe-K blocked.

    • @x-tothe-k
      @x-tothe-k 5 років тому +6

      SwigitySwagster I don’t care

    • @xsloshua9188
      @xsloshua9188 5 років тому +18

      @@x-tothe-k that's part of the the original joke headass

    • @CoachmanHater
      @CoachmanHater 5 років тому

      @@Cranberryyyy good

    • @CoachmanHater
      @CoachmanHater 5 років тому

      @@Cranberryyyy block me too please

  • @Sojiro-bb7zx
    @Sojiro-bb7zx 5 років тому +125

    In honor of Sam Woodward, we have all become saboteurs

  • @cutekittypetter
    @cutekittypetter 5 років тому +74

    Shout out to my boys Bjerk, BigL, Jelq, PyroStorm, and Martian.

  • @freekill1626
    @freekill1626 4 роки тому +111

    7:59 RIP :((

  • @meganegbert8570
    @meganegbert8570 5 років тому +40

    Shout out to PyroStorm

  • @usernotfound3904
    @usernotfound3904 5 років тому +474

    Hahahah! Funny deep voice csgo man

    • @Jobby2077
      @Jobby2077 5 років тому +87

      Raccooneggs be like:
      "You ever just penis, like penis balls dick vagina?"
      *silence
      "What? HAHHAHAHHAHA"
      "Yeah dude I'm like really high rn, I'm on the weed, I'm playing CSGO while smoking weed, I'M INHALING MARIJUANA DUDE I'M SO HIGH LIKE I'M ON DRUGS LIKE WEED DUDE"

    • @dzoni2994
      @dzoni2994 5 років тому

      @@Jobby2077 whaaat? when did he say that

    • @welosnarim147
      @welosnarim147 5 років тому +1

      @Cancer Cop I know right?

    • @jhsc8367
      @jhsc8367 5 років тому +10

      I laughed more at my mum's funeral than i did the one time i regrettably browsed i'Funny'

    • @burn_out
      @burn_out 4 роки тому

      @@labestia6838 i still come back to this thread. Good God.

  • @mrjukeboxparty4563
    @mrjukeboxparty4563 5 років тому +52

    This is definitely gonna be on iFunny

  • @zayda2964
    @zayda2964 5 років тому +5

    I love swaggers laugh so much it just sticks out from all the rest lmaoooo

  • @KobeKeats
    @KobeKeats 5 років тому +47

    Yay we’ll see this footage in 3 months on fitz’s channel

  • @YangusCool
    @YangusCool 5 років тому +36

    The featured section is the worst memes iFunny can offer

    • @yaboitekki6081
      @yaboitekki6081 5 років тому +5

      Shhh, dont let them know

    • @iadrianshephard6603
      @iadrianshephard6603 5 років тому +5

      I’d say collective but

    • @Tanman829
      @Tanman829 5 років тому +4

      iAdrianShephard Even collective is better. Also subscribe to scoob_ts on ifunny

    • @iadrianshephard6603
      @iadrianshephard6603 5 років тому

      Tanman829 ok

    • @schalz9209
      @schalz9209 5 років тому

      @@iadrianshephard6603 also subscribe to sd2022

  • @Finn-rr4hc
    @Finn-rr4hc 5 років тому +85

    *Zaoist, TradNat, Victorian and UTR didn't like that*

  • @VulxaniSolas
    @VulxaniSolas 5 років тому +9

    I honestly see SwaggerSouls as the kind of guy to actively enjoy reading shakespeare.

  • @seannyvoices9108
    @seannyvoices9108 5 років тому +115

    Reaper watching Soldier 76 fall on a knife 47 times

  • @owenduffy5745
    @owenduffy5745 5 років тому +47

    no pfp no opinion

  • @jamesgreb9575
    @jamesgreb9575 5 років тому +5

    4:32 “Yo Pierre, you wanna come out here?”

  • @yusufosama8817
    @yusufosama8817 5 років тому +6

    4:30 when the balloon starts deflating in the air

  • @Admirel2
    @Admirel2 5 років тому +271

    Sab’s gonna have new target once he finishes those rates

    • @Cklert
      @Cklert 5 років тому +2

      Holy shit, never would have thought that that would get here.

  • @Moooniemoon
    @Moooniemoon 5 років тому +141

    Man I can’t believe Sam Woodward isn’t going to finish those iFunny rates

  • @tylermiller6720
    @tylermiller6720 5 років тому +95

    3:40
    Sounds like somebody that just had their arm ripped off

    • @princeperante5312
      @princeperante5312 5 років тому +4

      Maybe he smacked hes arm so hard

    • @NovaCaine2489
      @NovaCaine2489 5 років тому +3

      Oh you'd scream louder if you had your arm ripped off, if you'd scream at all before passing out from sheer sensory overload

    • @yepper01
      @yepper01 4 роки тому +1

      ya boi chill

    • @Ellemen_LMN
      @Ellemen_LMN 4 роки тому

      ya boi thanks for that information

    • @NovaCaine2489
      @NovaCaine2489 4 роки тому

      @@Ellemen_LMN no problem

  • @The_chrome7483
    @The_chrome7483 5 років тому +3

    “Oh, jameskii is still in here, but he’s deafened and muted.” “Oh we will talk in Braille for him.”
    BRAILLE-

  • @eathan7720
    @eathan7720 5 років тому +268

    Funny. Really funny, so funny in fact I didn’t move a single muscle

  • @kevingarvey8183
    @kevingarvey8183 5 років тому +141

    Hey my names alan. Adam’s apple. No you misheard me my name is alan

  • @Ratmatia
    @Ratmatia 5 років тому +29

    “What’s your name?”
    “Swaggersouls”
    “Swaggersouls, SHADUP!”

  • @kfcsupreme6007
    @kfcsupreme6007 5 років тому +17

    9:56 it just changes so quick i had to watch it over and over just to see if it was the real swagger

  • @iadrianshephard6603
    @iadrianshephard6603 5 років тому +69

    Shoutout to AskAdam

    • @vl1927
      @vl1927 5 років тому +6

      Incel with green eyes

  • @maryjane7136
    @maryjane7136 5 років тому +22

    9:50 RIP chicken

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 років тому +160

    My dad watches you on ifunny

    • @DaBox_
      @DaBox_ 5 років тому +3

      Go bother dunkey some more. Or maybe MxR again

    • @rurdykds
      @rurdykds 5 років тому

      No I don't

    • @Ben-lh2kd
      @Ben-lh2kd 5 років тому

      I swear to Christ last time I saw you it was in the comments of a ring making UA-cam video what the fuck why are you everywhere

    • @JuanCarlos-vq1cj
      @JuanCarlos-vq1cj 5 років тому +3

      Bookworm adventures is trash. Fight me.

    • @myric8537
      @myric8537 5 років тому

      @@Ben-lh2kd tjhe pewdiepie one?

  • @cooperclark7394
    @cooperclark7394 4 роки тому +3

    swaggers laugh is like hearing a dog try and talk to you. its cute but after a while you realize it will dominate the world

  • @fgmods
    @fgmods 5 років тому +6

    Too be or not to be had me wheezing
    The deafening silence while everyone tried to process what happened was amazing

  • @machogarf6884
    @machogarf6884 5 років тому +55

    13%? Hmmmmmm

  • @tiket0387
    @tiket0387 5 років тому +130

    i will bust interestinghistory out of prison to have his way with you

    • @xtracoolguy164
      @xtracoolguy164 5 років тому +18

      i photoshoped myself in a swaggersouls funny moments. wish it were real

    • @foundyif
      @foundyif 5 років тому

      @@xtracoolguy164 LMFAO

  • @googagames402
    @googagames402 4 роки тому +2

    Swagger: we should make the southern border wall made completely out of juuls
    Nobody:
    The game: Terrorist win

  • @Lil_Broskee
    @Lil_Broskee 5 років тому +19

    "This dude playin omg"
    Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back at you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I'm clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in every major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he's muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor , and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look to the exit. There's still time. But there's not, there's not, there's not. Your date was sealed when you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck... What did you say?! *I slowly rise from the stool and and being lumber to you. I look like a mess. My hair is unkept, I haven't shaved in what looks like weeks, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I'm missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it's like that only instead of boots it's my muscles and instead of walking it's punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family. Will they mourn you, or will they try to forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicy, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer* Playin?! There was was nothing playing... no playing you fuck. No playing... it was real.. the realest thing I've ever know.. felt... Love. I loved them... Biaz... Chas-Chass... Funk... I loved all three of em... But they... *My face is wet with tears and I'm blinking constantly in vain to hold them back* They left me... left... *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced by pure anger* Playin? Playin? *My hand leaves you face and starts to and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging* 'Pft, you brought this on yourself dude' He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun my hands grab yours. Your eyes joly open and the anger is gone from my face. There's only sadness.* Left me... *I fall on the floor and sob* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are almost immediately hit by a car and are killed upon impact*

  • @seanguy9720
    @seanguy9720 5 років тому +47

    Sounds like someone ate a cringe fillet.

    • @stonemortem9663
      @stonemortem9663 5 років тому +3

      Sean Guy ain’t it gay?

    • @seanguy9720
      @seanguy9720 5 років тому +1

      @@stonemortem9663 What she order?

    • @hushroll
      @hushroll 5 років тому +1

      Sean Guy cringe filet

  • @calebbecker2332
    @calebbecker2332 5 років тому +9

    cant wait to see this on Fitz's channel in 3 Months

  • @yourboijaka5084
    @yourboijaka5084 4 роки тому +8

    2:07
    When Americans try to speak in an Aussie accent
    “OI’m raelly troyin’ ta’ work en meh Ossie Eccent!