Sorry about the wait, been busy planning out the 3 mil special and I'm gonna start production on it next week. Streams will resume on schedule shortly after the release of the special, trying to put all my focus on it at the moment. Hope you enjoyed the video!
6:28 actually it wasn't Seinfeld. The man was watching an episode of Monty Python, reportedly he laughed for over 20 minutes straight til he suffocated to death. After his death his wife actually mailed a letter to the show saying, "Thank you for making my husband's last moments to enjoyable".
Yeah! That's the one I was thinking of; I couldn't remember what he'd been watching. I read it in one of those Wriggley's Wacky something or whatever books
The Deceiver he follows Tim Henson on Twitter a member of polyphia a modern rock band. Who has painted nails so idk he seems to like them so maybe he’s just going for it
@@TechHobbit_ I prefer the MSI ag32cq, it's what I have currently and for 100$ less u get a slightly smaller display at 32" and native 2560×1440 but you get a 1ms response time which IMO is more important when gaming seriously. And the MSI aesthetic looks way nicer
Honestly same, planning to go into the military soon and wanted to do something new beforehand, and prove to myself that kicking and addiction wouldn't be too hard. A couple months in, honestly not an issue so far, I can go 2 or 3 days and completely forget that I'm supposed to be tryna get an addiction
Honestly I don’t see how you don’t even have 5 mil subscribers yet, you make some of the best gaming content just from the commentary alone, you’re way too underrated! Keep making the vids, you got my full support
Is anyone else wondering why his nails are back or what-? Swagger: im bored, let's paint my nails black and go back to my dark emo stage in life in my free time
Swagger: Similar to myself, it has 35 inches with a curve Me: I'm buying that monitor just because of the hand motion and joke Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!
swagger you said that you would reveal a quarter of your face every million subs in your 50,000 subscriber special so can we see 3 quarters of your face?
It's sad. There's so much hype about it, he's probably at home thinking all the time about how he'd like to reveal his face, but scared about how many people would stop coming daily. Not being rude, I'm sure he's honestly thought this. It's part of the persona you know, the helmet, just as much as the treasure hunt for what's under it.
Dude I was watching this video high and at the intro he made an ad to go to the site... his ad was so convincing to me I was actually looking for the "skip ad" button... good job swagger
1:29 the way he slammed his desk in anger and then calmly continued. Fuck I’m just rewatching this shit and it’s hilarious! Dude I swear, Swagger and Fitz videos are so rewatchable!
Sorry about the wait, been busy planning out the 3 mil special and I'm gonna start production on it next week.
Streams will resume on schedule shortly after the release of the special, trying to put all my focus on it at the moment.
Hope you enjoyed the video!
Yes
@@ghostkoi yeah dude wtf
Why are you gay ?
Congrats bro
It's ok
0:54 like myself 35 inches with a curve
Swagger flexing his total height
bruh
Big Bulbous Boi FeelsBadMan
Bro I'm dieing
Shit bro, you didn't had to go so hard on him... But I'm glad you did
Gottem
“like myself 35 inches with a curve” i interpreted this as 35 inches tall, with scoliosis.
hahah same
The only reason i didnt like this comment is because the amount of likes is 69
@@kreepo_o9654 real OG
We are friends what's ur snapchat I fucking love u
coRn coRn lmao lenzzjh
"Similar to myself, its got 35 inches and a curve."
*WHEEZE*
lmfao i heard that too, at first i was like "did I hear that right?" and I had to take a second hear and i died laughing when i realized
I knew it would be top comment 😂
I believe he's talking about his gut
@@DrFlash09 Sure...
Best part of the video
I finally realised it. You sound exactly like the person from those instructional videos from when i worked at taco bell over the summer.
You mean the gram pacer test?😂
Bryce Colvard no
Bryce Colvard no
@@tegridysatan9555 no
@@tegridysatan9555 no
“Similar to myself, it’s got 35” with a curve”
XD
He's talking about his tallness
@@jatkomummo6390 😂
The weiss chibi
@@jatkomummo6390 really?! I had absolutely no idea!
y'see when i saw this i thought you where talking about exam scores
0:53 it’s confirmed, Swagger is 2’11 and has scoliosis
Troy Vasquez i think he was rweferring to his baby maker
@@aryaandeeba7002 no shit
I absolutely love the advertising, "35 inches with a curve"
good to see my dude making money
E EEEEEEEE E E E E EEEEEE EEE
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I just choked at the joke and then scrolled down and choked at this
Nihglet
Iosif Dzhugashvili is it because the curve is to much for you?
SwaggerSouls showing off his swagger on goth day with those black nails
I'm not the only person who saw
Straight To The Point it’s so he stops biting his nails
YT ICEwolf you know what a joke is right because right now you seem like one of those people that doesn’t understand the concept
Straight To The Poin
@@James-vq4jw And you're being a dick, congrats!
“You see, I’m a gamer” - SwaggerSouls, 2019
Don't forget the tisk
PLANT IT. PLANT IT NOW
*smacks lips*
also swagger *wears fingernails paint*
Aren’t all CSGO moments questionable when Toby’s in game?? 😂
I was literally about to write the same comment as I saw the title XD
No, there ambiguous
6:28 actually it wasn't Seinfeld. The man was watching an episode of Monty Python, reportedly he laughed for over 20 minutes straight til he suffocated to death. After his death his wife actually mailed a letter to the show saying, "Thank you for making my husband's last moments to enjoyable".
Yeah! That's the one I was thinking of; I couldn't remember what he'd been watching. I read it in one of those Wriggley's Wacky something or whatever books
It would be fucking Monty Python, they're legit the funniest people to ever exist
Swagger lookin like a whole sack lunch with them painted nails 💅
@@bigoke8083 Why do people even do that?
@@NSFMoriginal I dont know Its kinda gay ngl
Those nails remind me of Kryoz lol
The Deceiver he follows Tim Henson on Twitter a member of polyphia a modern rock band. Who has painted nails so idk he seems to like them so maybe he’s just going for it
I think bee painted them
"35 inches with a curve"
Damn zaddy leave some for me
He’s talking about his bar graph on his growing STI’S, 35 and curving upward.
@@ShankTheSoda mhhmmm
Ahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂
Mint_ whoosh
@@shawty865 double r/whoooosh
Swagger: I’m just gonna see myself out
*1s later*
AD
Same thing happened for me
Fucking clash of clans ad I swear
Not gonna lie. Swagger is the only person I can actually watch the sponsored section of the video. Idk why🤷🏻♂️
Cuz it's always fucking hilarious.
The voice
That’s why
Also because he's not just kissing ass to the person who sponsored him
one other person-bobbydukearts
‘Similar to myself, it’s got 35 inches with a curve’
I didn’t think he’d admit to having that height
Was he talking about height tho?
Denis of course what else could he be talking about
Is literally 2 foot 11
ROASTED🤣🤣
His entire body could fit in that helmet, he just has a robotic one built to game
Swagger: Similar to myself it's got 35 inches with a curve.
Everyone watching the video:
Write that down, write that down!
Your not wrong, I was gonna write it.
Is he talking about his dick?
@@percyjackson907 no
If it can survive swaggers fists, then it's a good keyboard
don't put too much trust into dem midget fists man
DeZo lol that’s just messed up
Better be able to for 180 bucks
I swear swagger never talks during the actual take of the intro I feel like he makes random movements and paste random audio over and it looks good.
Yeah, he does his recording in post. Most likely because it’s extremely hard to hear him through the helmet.
Obviously, he is wearing a helmet
yup that's actually exactly what he does LMAO
jesus there are so many clips of swagger being silent i thought i was watching a kryoz video
Literally thought I clicked on a Kryoz vid for a good 5 minutes
Nobody:
Swagger: “Paints nails”
yeah i noticed that too, but i really can't blame the man...
Ya but it don't look bad
I like his nails
Why does he paints his nails
ClearestPlace20 Unknown ikr i was wondering that to
Job interviewer: so what do you do in your spare time?
Me: 0:11
Job Interviewer: Oh....... YOU'RE HIRED!!!!!!!
premium gamer gear, also noticed that you got nicotine gum
Autistic Lizard.
pp
*”Similar to myself, has 35 inches with a curve”* I fkn love you 🤣
GoldenKnight175 i died
Love you too golden knight
@iLikeButton 447 ❤️
GoldenKnight175 lol when’s the first date
@iLikeButton 447 Monday meet me 3 PM over by bomb site A
Girl: So... what do you do?
Swagger: You see *SMACKS LIPS* I’m a gamer 😎
Yeah I'm a gaymer 😎😎😎😎👌
Gamer? More like GAYmer ;)
Nobody:
The 2 comments above me: “I’m a GAY-mer”
@@funnymeme1847 the internet is a mysterious place
Swagger: it’s the best screen for its price
Screen: *$550*
*_-I mean he actually said "for its size"...-_*
For its size
That's a good price for 35" monitor that's curved and 1440p. If it has a high refresh rate then it's an even better deal.
@@TechHobbit_ that's what I was thinking
@@TechHobbit_ I prefer the MSI ag32cq, it's what I have currently and for 100$ less u get a slightly smaller display at 32" and native 2560×1440 but you get a 1ms response time which IMO is more important when gaming seriously. And the MSI aesthetic looks way nicer
“I got bored........so I decided to get a nicotine addiction”
That’s actually exactly why I did it
Yeah... Yeah....
I did that with caffeine
Same bro
Honestly same, planning to go into the military soon and wanted to do something new beforehand, and prove to myself that kicking and addiction wouldn't be too hard. A couple months in, honestly not an issue so far, I can go 2 or 3 days and completely forget that I'm supposed to be tryna get an addiction
*Kryoz: Are they even politically correct?*
*Elon Musk: Are they even physically correct?*
"Similar to my self she's got 35 inches and a curve" me too
Elon musk: *turns them into a tesla*
“Similar to myself, it’s got 35 inches with a curve”
Never change, Swagger
Swagger here flexing his height
He changed once before. It wasn't good
69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Patrick Seo NEVER
Priya Louwoda Kliron fortgay
We should get heyimbee doing the hand motions but with swaggerssouls voiceover
When I saw his nails painted black I thought it's HeyImBee, especially on 7:48
Yup
"Just like me,Its got 35 inches with a curve." -Swagger
Nobody:
The Misfits: verbal retweet
That one time of the month Swagger uploads,
And gets a sponsor.
Kryoz has black finger nails and swagger has them to......
I think he only uploads of someone gives him free shit
Don't blame him
Over exaggerated hand gestures to flex his painted nails. I see you swags
Who's gonna tell them that Benjamin Franklin wasn't a US President?
It was a joke...I didn't see the humor in the Ben Franklin one but the Michael Jackson joke...got it. Just realize it's a joke.
nobody. nobody tell him
M G r/woooosh I think
bob johnson wait fr
bob johnson he should’ve said George Washington more like George washingcum
“Barrack Obama more like Bedrock yo mama
Im going to see myself out”
🤣🤣 I was dying of laughter 🤣🤣
MRGreen 3 i got an ad as soon as he said that
Every time swagger dies I eat a chocolate chip...
I’m now over weight.
As I was reading this he wheezed
WTF 😂
ahab marab you ruined it
ahab marab no i didn’t get it
@@ariesfan same tf
Um Swagsouls, I have a personal question.
When someone asks your height, do they say "how tall are you?" or "how short are you?".
Benjamin McVey
Answer he’s a 5’0 edibles tall
3:55
Well my my dad is some where in the world randomly being fisted and not knowing why
The audio is outstanding keep up the good work
Swags your nail polish is on point bruh
Vivian gets ready for midget night
@@detektywpiese9078 True dat
Lmao I didnt even notice that
True I just commented that. Looks clean and profesional
Why do people paint there nails black? Honest question.
YAY NOW I CAN DIDDLE MY FIDDLE TO SOME GOOD QUALITY CONTENT
I prefer fiddling my children.....
'S dogs sister uncle's cousin's owner, Kayla
Pip piping the diddly doo
4:14 now I’m going to be self conscious about saying “government”
Can I offer you a govern mint in these trying times?
Kids-tattos from gum.
Men-real tattoos
Legends-piercings
Swagger-*PAINTED NAILS*
Tell rac to upload, or ill send my personal army of raccoons
Of all people rac would be able to withstand an army of raccoons, he’s the one who taught us everything we know about them.
The_Vladiator 1221 true but would he survive the sneak attack
Alt F4 that is a very good question, how about we go to the raccoon himself and see what he thinks?
The_Vladiator 1221 how would we do that
Alt F4 I dunno, ask him on twitter or something?
Swagger before voice-over in post editing: 👍💪👉✋👇👊✊👆🙌🖖
Honestly I don’t see how you don’t even have 5 mil subscribers yet, you make some of the best gaming content just from the commentary alone, you’re way too underrated! Keep making the vids, you got my full support
The peace march KILLED ME lmaooo.
Thanks swaggO
I watched this with bronchitis, so I read of laughing, I was coughing violently the whole time. Thanks SwaggerSouls, ouch/10 would recommend
bronchitis sucks dude I hope you get better soon
I'm watching with pneumonia I feel you
@@cionic7167 holy shit get well soon
Swagger: Don't mind me..
Also Swagger:.. iM jUsT sToRyBoArDiNg...
5:14 rewatching these funny videos at 1:30 am bc i cant sleep and as he says "ill see myself out" i got an ad. The only time an ad is acceptable
Swagger: Just like me this monitor is 35 in with a curve
I’m dead
Ey swagger bought your whole setup lmao im broke now but its worth it
Play this at 0.5 speed, whole different experience. Probably what swagger sounds on weed, acid, and beer
"This product is minimalist, portable, durable *clink clink* and built for on the go Gamming"
You made me smile☺
Hey congratulations for the golden play button on misfits and also for trending (number 10) on the category of gaming
Is anyone else wondering why his nails are back or what-?
Swagger: im bored, let's paint my nails black and go back to my dark emo stage in life in my free time
He talked about doing it in a podcast
Stfu. His hands are hot
Quinn Smith yeah, it’s so he doesn’t bite em
DUSK there are special nail polishes that are colorless and taste like shit for that purpose
Swagger had the best president pun yet nobody laughed wtf guys
this video is grossly incandescent
Red sounds like a solid 50/50 mix of Swagger and Junior from breaking bad, but with no stutter.
Questionable CSGO moments?
I think you mean *all* CSGO moments
Swagger: Similar to myself, it has 35 inches with a curve
Me: I'm buying that monitor just because of the hand motion and joke
Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!
Possibly the smoothest dick joke of the season.
Expert Tiger it’s 550 dollars wtf lmao
@@MrEnollx true lmao
@@Broken_ASF I just noticed that, it's a $550 dick joke
the first time i tried edibles i cried because i tought i was flying and then i felt like the color purple
Good history lesson putting tiananamen square footage colorized in the vid 👍🏻
Story boarding? Nah dawg we want that face reveal
Why do racc Jc and grizzy sound like the candidates for junior misfits 😂
swagger you said that you would reveal a quarter of your face every million subs in your 50,000 subscriber special so can we see 3 quarters of your face?
well sir it seems we aint gunna get that tho we have seen his face some where
Barb Dwire 4 now but he did something different
It's sad. There's so much hype about it, he's probably at home thinking all the time about how he'd like to reveal his face, but scared about how many people would stop coming daily. Not being rude, I'm sure he's honestly thought this. It's part of the persona you know, the helmet, just as much as the treasure hunt for what's under it.
Swagger love ur videos u make me happy when im down thank u!!!
"I'm just gonna see myself out" *Advertisement*
Have you ever heard the tale of Streetlamp Le Moose?
It's not a tale the jedi would tell you.
"Make Michael Jackson sounds!"
*JEMUUNEH JEMUUNEH*
Literally Nobody:
Swagger: You see I’m a gamer
"Man, how do I get likes on UA-cam without being clever or funny?"
*This meme*
Your outro always has me close my eyes and silently jam out for its duration.
Swagger: I’m just gonna see my self out...
UA-cam Ad: *attack on titans intro plays*
And Grand summoners ad
Swagger:you see..I’m a gamer
Me: uhh...I sure didn’t know that x3
Swagger, that Barack Obama joke had me screaming 😂😂
I feel like Swagger just went on a crusade and just came back, and that's why he has not uploaded
at least he didn't punch the monitor this time
“I’m just gonna see my self out”
*ad begins*
This was posted for my birthday, thanks for the shoutout. ❤️
You and kryoz can paint each other’s nails
that would be amazin
Fitz: *uploads*
Swagger: Ctrl+C
I just read the streetlamp le moose storyline and it is incredible.
that's not swagger in the intro, CAN'T FOOL ME
Painted nails, liquids for e-cig on the desktop, I think this is Kryoz tbh but I’m not sure at all
That's fucking Toby lol
And the hands lol
it's swagger, he talked about painting his nails in the podcast.
We're matching nails with our black nail polish 😂
Finally found someone that noticed the painted nails!!
When you use footage older then how long swagger can last in a bed without his bong...
Swagger:The prefect "Yeet"
2:56
Heerree’s JOHNNY!!!
Had to drop a like to keep James Charles away from my family
Does... Swagger have his nails painted..?
Aced Jayy edgy swagger???????
He talked about it in the podcast
@@gabut1839 yeah and its fabulous 😄
pesol nelwan in which Episode
HE DOES! WTF
Unlike my father, swagger always comes back 💚
Swagger is William Afton?
A good part about these vids is they don't have any ads
I was about to get a nicotine addiction then swaggersouls uploaded
It's to late for me now I'm a vape god...
@@Obstruct329 stay lit brother
What are those bottles on ur desk Swagger???😂
THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NICOTINE AND NICOTINE IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!!!
are you serious swagger the one time you upload i have homework
Phyric drop out
watch it after turnin, treetyoself
jus don't do ya homework
Or do your homework first
There's the good, the bad, and the swagger
Dude I was watching this video high and at the intro he made an ad to go to the site... his ad was so convincing to me I was actually looking for the "skip ad" button... good job swagger
Swagger has painted nails, I can die happily now
Why did he paint them?
He did that so he can stop biting his nails.
"similar to myself its got 35 inches with a curve"
I'm done😂
Also nice nails!!!💙
"Similar to myself, it's got 34 inches with a curve."
Good one Swagger
1:29 the way he slammed his desk in anger and then calmly continued. Fuck I’m just rewatching this shit and it’s hilarious! Dude I swear, Swagger and Fitz videos are so rewatchable!
It’s so relatable.