do NOT talk to this guy on CS:GO

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  • @halonut96
    @halonut96 5 років тому +10374

    Its unnerving that swag can make like 20 different voices

  • @zuckleshd
    @zuckleshd 6 років тому +14257

    im always yor picture fitz

    • @chickenlover2795
      @chickenlover2795 6 років тому +66

      Hi zuckles

    • @billyb6664
      @billyb6664 6 років тому +36

      Whats up with ya twitter man?

    • @naththemate697
      @naththemate697 6 років тому +78

      He types it as how he says it thats pretty cool

    • @icyspicytm362
      @icyspicytm362 6 років тому +11

      I love you and relate to you in ways I shouldn't!

    • @-akay47
      @-akay47 6 років тому +8

      UPLOAD ALREADY

  • @skripe
    @skripe 6 років тому +5277

    "I snort fog"
    I'm so dead

    • @candycannibal9320
      @candycannibal9320 6 років тому +5

      skripe your pfp got me

    • @antihero69420
      @antihero69420 6 років тому +9

      That's some good fog man

    • @WhatEver-ej9vs
      @WhatEver-ej9vs 6 років тому +3

      Dammit I was just gonna comment that and it's the first comment I see xD

    • @plastic_wav
      @plastic_wav 6 років тому +4

      Holy shit its skripe, tell Matt he gay

    • @Hakeaa
      @Hakeaa 6 років тому +1

      Sounds like a vape trick

  • @lilpapalstate628
    @lilpapalstate628 5 років тому +4113

    Swaggers talking rap legitimately had me laughing so load throughout my house for 5 minutes

  • @jacobstuart939
    @jacobstuart939 6 років тому +7448

    I love how after every cs:go video their ranks slowly go down.

    • @kinorah770
      @kinorah770 6 років тому +85

      Damnnnnnn straight...

    • @amagespigott437
      @amagespigott437 6 років тому +765

      if you watched smii7y's danger zone video he admits that they dont actually enjoy the game anymore and just use it as background footage for jokes.

    • @lovelyxyz
      @lovelyxyz 6 років тому +262

      noone enjoys csgo anymore
      it's actually so garbage now

    • @pedrovilelo9372
      @pedrovilelo9372 6 років тому +26

      True af

    • @unihen3725
      @unihen3725 6 років тому +16

      Just ruined the 666 likes :-) MM

  • @say9096
    @say9096 6 років тому +740

    That runescape part was soo good, it deserved to be on the main channel.

    • @james_money
      @james_money 6 років тому +18

      give it about a month or six

    • @63_skies
      @63_skies 6 років тому +2

      James Money make that 3 years

    • @justabrokeredneck
      @justabrokeredneck 6 років тому

      Scaxed yea like did he accidentally upload this here???

    • @WayneDog
      @WayneDog 6 років тому

      I didn’t understand it so it wasn’t funny :/

    • @jairreyes6606
      @jairreyes6606 6 років тому +1

      @@WayneDog You never played Runescape?

  • @MrCakeZombie
    @MrCakeZombie 5 років тому +2071

    2:00-2:17 casually gets a 4k and defuses while cracking jokes

    • @osmanmadfrfr
      @osmanmadfrfr 5 років тому +58

      isn't tha a 3k

    • @namaco2201
      @namaco2201 5 років тому +58

      That was 3, 1 disconnected and 1 survived his shot and of course, 3 died.

    • @z.i.q131
      @z.i.q131 5 років тому +46

      The timing is perfect too, everytime swagger rhymed he shot

    • @namaco2201
      @namaco2201 5 років тому +14

      Oh actually my bad, one actually got killed from his other teammate not disconnected.

    • @pandox_x
      @pandox_x 4 роки тому

      3k

  • @mattupa100
    @mattupa100 5 років тому +1229

    2:21 I admire him for continuing the joke normally after getting four kills in the space of like seven seconds

    • @Bigmeattyrone
      @Bigmeattyrone 5 років тому +10

      Pizza Productions its silver. So not really impressive at all.

    • @s0g3
      @s0g3 4 роки тому +8

      That was 3 kills

    • @Leg8
      @Leg8 4 роки тому +2

      3*

    • @KingUnity22
      @KingUnity22 2 роки тому +1

      commentary probably recorded after the games

    • @liamchiswell7338
      @liamchiswell7338 2 роки тому +7

      @@KingUnity22 no its not, look in the bottom right they're talking in game

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 5 років тому +3177

    Why is everyone talking about the eminem instead of the runescape bit the actual runescape footage was hilarious

  • @sugakookieswithacupoftae
    @sugakookieswithacupoftae 6 років тому +1164

    *thanks for the advice dad*
    _i will DEFINITELY not talk to that guy in CS:GO_

  • @Darian..
    @Darian.. 6 років тому +529

    2:05 that sync beat

  • @9las_
    @9las_ 5 років тому +5856

    Note to myself : the Eminem joke starts at 1:16
    Edit : 5.5k likes, my personal record
    epic.

    • @angrypotato5468
      @angrypotato5468 5 років тому +87

      I thought it just me who always made little time tags in the comments just for myself when I come back later

    • @korny4284
      @korny4284 5 років тому +61

      angry potato “I thought it’s just me” don’t ever think that, there are 8 fucking billion people on this planet

    • @holycrusader9158
      @holycrusader9158 5 років тому +12

      @@korny4284 7.5*

    • @p8365-h5m
      @p8365-h5m 5 років тому +16

      Holy Crusader *7.7*

    • @p8365-h5m
      @p8365-h5m 5 років тому +7

      Holy Crusader yes, *quite*

  • @jasonmartin7968
    @jasonmartin7968 6 років тому +319

    that runescape bit was legendary and mumsy had pretty funny reactions

    • @ex_vitae
      @ex_vitae 6 років тому +1

      Color Yellow I love how they talked about this on the podcast and then made it real 😂😂

  • @scabal5921
    @scabal5921 6 років тому +254

    1:58 Just casually owns while counseling the young swagger souls

    • @sebasbroche
      @sebasbroche 6 років тому

      PrivateScabal fucking sick clip

    • @Nix.101
      @Nix.101 6 років тому +1

      Sebas Broche pretty sure there playing against silvers

    • @ninjafortnite772
      @ninjafortnite772 6 років тому

      @@Nix.101 they are silvers lol

    • @reboundkyle8435
      @reboundkyle8435 6 років тому

      SquirrelNix Yeah first kill in that shows it the guy just stared at him

  • @pdxastro9165
    @pdxastro9165 6 років тому +446

    "Trick or Yeet!" I shout to the children when I open the door. "Yeet?" one says confusedly. I shrug. "Yeet it is" I throw the child.

    • @kohaionit
      @kohaionit 6 років тому +23

      how far did you throw him

    • @lxciwrld
      @lxciwrld 6 років тому +10

      @EnemyOfLaw yes how far?

    • @sos.ziodj7749
      @sos.ziodj7749 6 років тому +5

      How much did he weight?

    • @rc_nicky489
      @rc_nicky489 6 років тому +5

      What treats did you have?

    • @joshi9205
      @joshi9205 6 років тому +3

      Was the trick also to throw the child?

  • @nsmoonwalk414
    @nsmoonwalk414 5 років тому +282

    “say Bloody Mary, 3 times in a CEMETERY” absolute ice cold vibranium BARS!!!

  • @edgarmartinez3083
    @edgarmartinez3083 6 років тому +131

    Most of the bits and jokes of this vid were gold possibly good enough for the main channel but good thing you put them here bc we got them a month early

  • @rahulshamkuwar9295
    @rahulshamkuwar9295 6 років тому +726

    honestly, i would watch the adventures of mumsy, if they made a series

    • @jackcat8994
      @jackcat8994 6 років тому

      Rahul Shamkuwar same

    • @Tsuhndere
      @Tsuhndere 6 років тому

      Same

    • @saif0_
      @saif0_ 6 років тому +3

      Only if its ironman

  • @austn.j
    @austn.j 6 років тому +169

    why are these even deleted scenes. these scenes are actual gold

  • @mulppi8797
    @mulppi8797 5 років тому +162

    2:05 That synced up with the AWP shots tho

  • @Mdog-h4v
    @Mdog-h4v 6 років тому +233

    You know its a fitz video when it starts with “so how about that hitler guy, he was wrong”

    • @cianwhite467
      @cianwhite467 6 років тому +2

      Oh hey dad

    • @squidboyo9183
      @squidboyo9183 6 років тому +1

      @@cianwhite467 hello son

    • @sillytosociety
      @sillytosociety 6 років тому +1

      You know its a fitz video when the youtube name is fitz.

    • @cianwhite467
      @cianwhite467 6 років тому +1

      @@squidboyo9183 you're not my dad

  • @liamgelston6990
    @liamgelston6990 6 років тому +367

    That Eminem skit might have been the funniest skit I’ve seen on this channel and the main channel too 😂😂

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 років тому +1

      Not that perfect but yeah its fucking hilarious

    • @markeldamgaard
      @markeldamgaard 6 років тому +1

      It was funny. However he is still a great rapper

    • @captainquickshadow
      @captainquickshadow 6 років тому

      i like the iliterate one XD

  • @jamesgreenwood986
    @jamesgreenwood986 6 років тому +453

    #SaveJameskii

  • @guigoinz112
    @guigoinz112 5 років тому +298

    Anybody else notice the edit on the subtitles when Johns (Kryoz) voice cracks? 0:35

    • @chapchap693
      @chapchap693 5 років тому +1

      So what...

    • @GreenZapperZ
      @GreenZapperZ 4 роки тому +27

      @@chapchap693 it's attention to detail. Pretty impressive IMO

    • @chapchap693
      @chapchap693 4 роки тому +1

      @@GreenZapperZ I guess so

    • @armybirds
      @armybirds 2 роки тому +2

      @@chapchap693 what is your problem

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 років тому +2070

    _sorry, my dad told me not to talk to strangers._

    • @UltraTubess
      @UltraTubess 6 років тому +1

      Yes. Stranger Danger

    • @Alethia_
      @Alethia_ 6 років тому +4

      When I scroll to the comments I know you will be there

    • @copeless1090
      @copeless1090 6 років тому +11

      Dad: good boy, now fuck me.

    • @erniemorales287
      @erniemorales287 6 років тому +2

      i just saw you on McCreamy video

    • @ryan3ap
      @ryan3ap 6 років тому +1

      "I'll act like an adult, and ask a stranger." ~Alan (who got it?)

  • @benonthebus7526
    @benonthebus7526 6 років тому +368

    That Eminem is actually pretty good (as in the rap)

    • @eekaboo3659
      @eekaboo3659 6 років тому

      Umm 😐 yikes dude....

    • @officialswisssealtv78
      @officialswisssealtv78 6 років тому +3

      Tokiograys_ yes I don‘t get it how that scene didn‘t made it in the video on the main channel. 🐐

  • @matiasl375-c5z
    @matiasl375-c5z 6 років тому +338

    Came for fitz
    Stayed for Swagger

    • @jaek7595
      @jaek7595 6 років тому +8

      I came for both :>

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 6 років тому

      Came for fitz came for fitz came for swagger

    • @meltedcheese1511
      @meltedcheese1511 6 років тому +2

      I came

    • @emdrake04
      @emdrake04 6 років тому

      @@meltedcheese1511 I came too

  • @jameone5000
    @jameone5000 5 років тому +63

    Lmao 9:10 killed me. He said "how dare you speak badly about my dagger" in real NPC language xD

  • @ahmadfaisal9601
    @ahmadfaisal9601 6 років тому +309

    Lmao when fitz's second channel content is better than many people's main channel content.

  • @dariusrad6941
    @dariusrad6941 6 років тому +519

    I colgate when Fitz doesn't upload for a decade.

    • @Tophiachuuu
      @Tophiachuuu 6 років тому +4

      He uploads weekly but ok you over dramatic bitch. His last upload was a week ago that was an 1.5 hour long compilation on his main and he had a video uploaded on this channel a week before that. Fuck i love fitz but fucking hate how this content attracts the dumbest of the dumbest 12ie edge lords.

    • @peacefuldestroyer2135
      @peacefuldestroyer2135 6 років тому

      Yamaha Life goddamn 😂 you went off

    • @dariusrad6941
      @dariusrad6941 6 років тому +3

      @@Tophiachuuu jeez, it's just a joke :

    • @brainypepper1621
      @brainypepper1621 6 років тому +4

      Yamaha Life, you need to buy a physical punching bag.

    • @abhinavcheedella4296
      @abhinavcheedella4296 6 років тому +1

      I don’t get the joke

  • @paramnagpal3123
    @paramnagpal3123 6 років тому +324

    Wow look at that! My monthly fitz video notification!

    • @Processin
      @Processin 6 років тому +11

      No this is Also Fitz. His more active than not sellout channel. The real Fitz is currently busy stressing over what content is good enough to make its monthly appearance on the Fitz channel.

    • @arctic_breeze1385
      @arctic_breeze1385 6 років тому +3

      @@Processin I fell like its yearly at this point, not monthly

    • @Nick2K5YT
      @Nick2K5YT 6 років тому +1

      I want more uploads!

    • @Processin
      @Processin 6 років тому

      Ive been using similar editing styles to Fitz and my last vid which wasn't 100% annotated took 10 ish hours, then an hour to render and create the thumbnail and another half hour to get the vid up and tags set

    • @freakiestsum78
      @freakiestsum78 6 років тому

      @@Processin it's a joke

  • @donoutboy3128
    @donoutboy3128 5 років тому +799

    Actually the eminem part was lit af

    • @blissfulsoul5056
      @blissfulsoul5056 5 років тому +12

      Swagger could be a rapper if UA-cam doesn't work out

    • @snowblub
      @snowblub 4 роки тому +1

      @@blissfulsoul5056 you rite

    • @wm1573
      @wm1573 4 роки тому +3

      Lolz fr rn fukin fire lit at bro 😂🔥👌😂🔥👌💯💯

  • @o.-
    @o.- 6 років тому +870

    5:10
    hello sans

    • @mattpinkking8374
      @mattpinkking8374 5 років тому +10

      FUZZY Hehehehehehehe.....eheheheheh......hehehehehehhee

    • @JJ04-vix
      @JJ04-vix 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @chewy3990
      @chewy3990 5 років тому

      666 likes is meh

    • @Leon-em8of
      @Leon-em8of 5 років тому

      666 likes don't want to destroy this 🖤

  • @toyotahiace4515
    @toyotahiace4515 6 років тому +476

    #savejameskii anyone reading this please help out fitz's friend jameskii his channel might even get deleted due to claims put on a joke he made in a video

    • @user-xw3hv3cs6q
      @user-xw3hv3cs6q 6 років тому +5

      #saveJameskii

    • @pira8ted641
      @pira8ted641 6 років тому +4

      #savejameskii

    • @xhenex8338
      @xhenex8338 6 років тому +2

      What joke was it or what was the video called

    • @pira8ted641
      @pira8ted641 6 років тому +3

      Just go to jameskii's channel and watch his latest vid

    • @ordinary3744
      @ordinary3744 6 років тому +2

      #saveJameskii

  • @coopfilms
    @coopfilms 6 років тому +314

    “I’m actually having a hard time getting this out” -Fitz. Cough cough cough cough uploads cough

  • @supernovaedits14
    @supernovaedits14 5 років тому +2267

    7:40 "HELLO MUMSY CUMSY" 😂😂

    • @inesebrese5911
      @inesebrese5911 5 років тому +17

      Its scary as i litteraly read it at the same time as it was getting told xd

    • @dottydachicken8440
      @dottydachicken8440 5 років тому +38

      "HELLO MUMSY CUMSY" he said in a gay tone. "I am not gay mr narrator." He corrected.

    • @sushivex
      @sushivex 4 роки тому +3

      “So like what do I start off with?”

    • @drippycrusader
      @drippycrusader 3 роки тому

      "Now mumsy cumsy you must slay the rats."

  • @TsukiEditss
    @TsukiEditss 6 років тому +805

    Unnecessary?
    Im getting kinda scary
    Look in the mirror
    Say bloody mary
    Three times
    *summons new fitz video*
    Edit:thanks for the likes

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 6 років тому +3

      You forgot "In a cemetery".

    • @wigatrio2440
      @wigatrio2440 5 років тому

      767 likes 1 comment?

  • @SilentNinjaSparks
    @SilentNinjaSparks 6 років тому +297

    That RuneScape bit was one of the funniest bits I think you ever done XD

    • @findableflyer
      @findableflyer 6 років тому +7

      Second best has to be the wendys drive through

    • @mystriolu4407
      @mystriolu4407 6 років тому +6

      “HOW DARE YOU SPEAK BADLY ABOUT MY DAGGER!!”

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 6 років тому +3

      I don’t even play RuneScape but I thought it was funny as hell.

    • @Redifye423
      @Redifye423 6 років тому

      Mani32 same lmao

    • @Michael17.1
      @Michael17.1 6 років тому

      ikr

  • @aman9364
    @aman9364 6 років тому +390

    Great way to start a video “how bout that hitler guy”

  • @ttvnitrozyhyp3r79
    @ttvnitrozyhyp3r79 5 років тому +110

    2:00 can we all appreciate how good this clip is

    • @denuuzz6884
      @denuuzz6884 4 роки тому

      Man theyre playing on silvers

  • @ioan795
    @ioan795 6 років тому +285

    how is this not a main channel video

    • @outlaw1385
      @outlaw1385 6 років тому +1

      Narcissist on two channels good Video more Money yaaassssss im german Nazi jaaaaaa sehrwohl

    • @snowfire676
      @snowfire676 6 років тому +1

      Sell out channel here mostly other more refined and he edits it

    • @ioan795
      @ioan795 6 років тому

      @@snowfire676 fair enough

    • @AxiomaticUncertainty
      @AxiomaticUncertainty 6 років тому +1

      @@ioan795 too much swearing
      Could damage his main channel's monetization

  • @itzpharaoh2325
    @itzpharaoh2325 6 років тому +1003

    How did UA-cam let fitz on the trending page?

  • @nate4921
    @nate4921 6 років тому +188

    Why did he laugh like San from undertale 5:10

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/Gz03mx6ibaQ/v-deo.html@

    • @Souxz
      @Souxz 6 років тому +5

      *You are about to have a bad time*

    • @tooot7573
      @tooot7573 6 років тому +3

      Holy shit your right

    • @Cryvein
      @Cryvein 6 років тому +2

      i thought that too wth

  • @sneakyezra5784
    @sneakyezra5784 5 років тому +362

    4:20 John is so cute

    • @Ollie80p
      @Ollie80p 5 років тому +44

      He sounds like he just disappointed his parents 😂😂

    • @tahseenkhan3629
      @tahseenkhan3629 5 років тому +5

      Thats my favorite part of the video now

    • @plzno6126
      @plzno6126 5 років тому +16

      420 lol

    • @alvinleary1474
      @alvinleary1474 5 років тому +1

      Nah jk

    • @seokdoesntknow
      @seokdoesntknow 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah! John is always adorable

  • @suspence2558
    @suspence2558 6 років тому +493

    1:16 You’re welcome
    I was laughing at this for like an hour at three in the morning

    • @CorporalPT
      @CorporalPT 5 років тому +4

      why he kinda sound like rick tho?

    • @sooomizxzzik0oo169
      @sooomizxzzik0oo169 5 років тому

      Wow you're humor is dry as SHIT I legit stopped watching FITZ after this fuck him!

    • @kaihayashida5628
      @kaihayashida5628 5 років тому +5

      Sekander Issaqi you act like they care that you’re gonna stop watching them lmaooo

    • @ragingroyal729
      @ragingroyal729 5 років тому +1

      Sekander Issaqi you’re a pussy

    • @boah69
      @boah69 4 роки тому +1

      Suspence ik same😂

  • @brookemartin6922
    @brookemartin6922 6 років тому +60

    love how during swagger’s Eminem bit, fitz just completely annihilated the other team while not breaking character 😂

  • @fleurjaye5979
    @fleurjaye5979 6 років тому +173

    Why did you take out the RuneScape bit, it was SO good lol

    • @blacknoir3476
      @blacknoir3476 6 років тому +11

      Should have been on the main I was laughing so hard

    • @ToxicBanana
      @ToxicBanana 6 років тому +6

      Could've been that Fitz couldn't think of a way to properly edit it himself, or the footage just became too old for him to use.

    • @fleurjaye5979
      @fleurjaye5979 6 років тому

      Toxic Banana true

  • @theaveragehawk2799
    @theaveragehawk2799 5 років тому +159

    Swagger acting like eminem made my day. I came back to the video to see him act like eminem lmao

  • @MxZGaming
    @MxZGaming 6 років тому +263

    Bring back pink gradient man

  • @kiluyt5753
    @kiluyt5753 6 років тому +276

    *Has anybody else noticed Fitz's skills with awp ?*

    • @pavelot6948
      @pavelot6948 6 років тому +12

      Vs silvers

    • @billnyetherussianspy7505
      @billnyetherussianspy7505 5 років тому +4

      @@pavelot6948 it doesnt matter who hes going against, he still has good aim. That's like saying his skills are only good bc of who he plays against, dumbass

    • @firetiger13
      @firetiger13 5 років тому +1

      @@billnyetherussianspy7505 I'm not hating on anybody or anything, but to be fair he took his time on most of the shots and he's not even trying against them lol so everyone is pretty much wrong, beside him having good aim(if he tries)

    • @billnyetherussianspy7505
      @billnyetherussianspy7505 5 років тому +1

      @@firetiger13 Did he hit them?

    • @firetiger13
      @firetiger13 5 років тому +2

      @@billnyetherussianspy7505 he took his time lol, I'm not saying he has good or bad aim and csgo can be a funky game with accuracy, you still can have really insane accuracy but still miss. It term of him playing for fun and not playing seriously, he hit most shots XD. No offense, but why do you sound mad with every comment? You sound like a person who always wants to be right when their not, you also should try and fix the attitude of yours alittle, it's not healthy XD

  • @dariusgriggs5432
    @dariusgriggs5432 6 років тому +100

    “I’ll pour myself a fresh glass of toothpaste”

  • @mightbedad1387
    @mightbedad1387 5 років тому +118

    I like how fitz can't even start to propose being funny 0:14

  • @ashcanproductions9822
    @ashcanproductions9822 6 років тому +301

    Anyone else see fits casually quick scope four people and diffuse the bomb while swagger was being Eminem?

    • @AnkitPal-jn6in
      @AnkitPal-jn6in 6 років тому +2

      'quick' scope?

    • @mrclean4729
      @mrclean4729 6 років тому +8

      Well that was actually not that great. The ememie just didnt react.

    • @latenightcrunch
      @latenightcrunch 6 років тому +8

      @@mrclean4729 "ememie"

    • @mrclean4729
      @mrclean4729 6 років тому +6

      @@latenightcrunch yea you dont dont know about ememie, those filthy bastard that be like "Im a social master that protect your mom from the interweb alter ego dangerous 9yo nazis formed by Pewdiepie" but that right after saying that they go watch the last BuzzFeed video and then give 100$ to a flat earthist kick starter that want to send a satellite to prove your mom is gay. Yea I was talking about those. Thats not a typing mistake... No.

    • @chrisboyer9464
      @chrisboyer9464 6 років тому +1

      AshCan productions he only killed 3 though 🤔

  • @kmw4040
    @kmw4040 6 років тому +73

    Some people get periods once a month.
    I get fitz videos.

    • @slicewdb
      @slicewdb 6 років тому

      There basically the same

    • @sammy4787
      @sammy4787 6 років тому +2

      I get both

  • @quarth9396
    @quarth9396 4 роки тому +70

    5:10 that has to be the best laugh i have ever heard in my life

  • @seemly
    @seemly 5 років тому +146

    "I colgHATE when that happens.."

  • @oni5909
    @oni5909 6 років тому +129

    Swagger yelling is always amazing lmao

    • @jor_ixsintaxx1238
      @jor_ixsintaxx1238 6 років тому

      Sathu tru

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 6 років тому

      Jordie tbfh when is It not

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 6 років тому

      Jordie also did you change your name or something? It gave me a notification from another name lol

  • @cormy__5883
    @cormy__5883 6 років тому +289

    Hello raccoon eggs

  • @stop5x779
    @stop5x779 5 років тому +161

    “I snort fog” - Swaggersouls

  • @deekay336
    @deekay336 5 років тому +179

    6:06 ... im playing runescape withh the sound off watching this, and wonder where the damn music is coming from lol

  • @fran-tu6nt
    @fran-tu6nt 6 років тому +52

    my phone volume was on max when i started the video and all of my family heard:
    *so how about that hitler guy?*

    • @koolkid611
      @koolkid611 6 років тому +12

      That is why I never watch a fitz video without headphones

    • @ThesuperSonic654321
      @ThesuperSonic654321 6 років тому +1

      Same...

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 6 років тому +5

      @@koolkid611 yep, its comparable to porn in some scenarios

  • @apearman0569
    @apearman0569 6 років тому +296

    is it bad that i saved all of my homework for the last day of winter break

  • @Esper0101
    @Esper0101 6 років тому +678

    WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST REALIZED BUT SWAGGERSOULS WAS ONE OF THE GUYS I PLAYED AGAINST. I JUST NOW REALIZED! GOD DAMN IT!

    • @amdelt
      @amdelt 5 років тому +4

      @@nsh65 where the vid at

    • @nuggie3905
      @nuggie3905 5 років тому +8

      Bullshit.

    • @nepharius6581
      @nepharius6581 5 років тому +1

      Ayy yeah remember playing against you, yeah fake swagger my bad

  • @Sanjuphoenix666
    @Sanjuphoenix666 5 років тому +45

    Swagger's freestyling skill is extraordinary

  • @chazao3117
    @chazao3117 6 років тому +144

    How can you have deleted scenes of videos you don't make ?

    • @whosdejay
      @whosdejay 6 років тому +5

      They're all deleted scenes if they aren't uploaded 🤔

    • @vr-1189
      @vr-1189 6 років тому +1

      DeJay but he just uploaded it 🤔

    • @nojuspaulius1733
      @nojuspaulius1733 6 років тому

      @@vr-1189 well in his second chanell, what he thinks isnt good or apropriate enough for main chanel.

  • @seanlmfaowo
    @seanlmfaowo 6 років тому +597

    Just watched a ten minute ad about RuneScape. Nice
    EDIT: Anyone else who likes this smells nice.

  • @JOKE485
    @JOKE485 6 років тому +81

    6:02 I'm actually playing Runescape and thought the ingame music sound went on. dafak

  • @thegreatdokidefendertf2889
    @thegreatdokidefendertf2889 4 роки тому +49

    8:51
    *_UUYEEEAAAAUGHH_*
    AUGH
    ÆUGH

  • @DeathWishAU
    @DeathWishAU 6 років тому +193

    Yo that orange juice and toothpaste convo will turn into a tik tok trend 100%

  • @anonymousboii9560
    @anonymousboii9560 6 років тому +37

    5:11 Sans confirmed playing cs:go

  • @Waajon
    @Waajon 6 років тому +228

    The RuneScape skit has me crying semen of joy out of my nose. 👌

    • @suckanegg69
      @suckanegg69 6 років тому +28

      *Excuse m-*

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 6 років тому +5

      Excuse me what the fuck?

    • @railty1560
      @railty1560 6 років тому +12

      Taylor Blackwell crying *male tears*

    • @Roninberserker
      @Roninberserker 6 років тому +4

      I think you should get that checked out

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 6 років тому +1

      _W H A T_

  • @alfredossj2885
    @alfredossj2885 5 років тому +14

    1:58 my dude started going off with that sniper

  • @oni5909
    @oni5909 6 років тому +171

    Swagger rapping was good af actually lol

    • @chickenlover2795
      @chickenlover2795 6 років тому +11

      Sathu that Bloody Mary bar was heat

    • @zoomshortsxd
      @zoomshortsxd 6 років тому +5

      him and some others used to rap while surfing on csgo i thin kthst is how they met swager in the first place if i remember right

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 6 років тому

      @@zoomshortsxd ik

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 6 років тому

      @@chickenlover2795 yea

    • @deadchannel2662
      @deadchannel2662 6 років тому

      He doesn’t sound like swaggersouls

  • @Cykel32
    @Cykel32 6 років тому +30

    Swagger was always good at rapping

  • @Beaulopronouncedbolo
    @Beaulopronouncedbolo 6 років тому +62

    Mcreamy just uploaded but I’m staying dad

  • @thx4chrckingin
    @thx4chrckingin 5 років тому +32

    5:10 When I'm about to have a bad time...

  • @sartyhakyt2940
    @sartyhakyt2940 6 років тому +448

    he uploads right on my b day.

  • @DemonVerzion
    @DemonVerzion 6 років тому +36

    The Eminem part was Marshall in a nutshell

  • @jose_jrodriguezz8949
    @jose_jrodriguezz8949 6 років тому +19

    how is this content “not good enough” for the main channel bruh 😂 this is gold

  • @cmdonnelly211
    @cmdonnelly211 5 років тому +97

    0:49 Does anyone else find it weirdly attractive when Swagger screams 🤔🤭

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 6 років тому +354

    What did that opening sentence sound like a question?

    • @osvald9989
      @osvald9989 6 років тому

      Surprised Unicorn lol

    • @colinjensen8303
      @colinjensen8303 6 років тому +1

      Surprised Unicorn ‘cause it was, lol.

  • @moustachinho9014
    @moustachinho9014 6 років тому +78

    Marshall Swagger

  • @rajveerhl
    @rajveerhl 6 років тому +215

    This boy is trending with offensive jokes😂👌

  • @UraniumVulcan
    @UraniumVulcan 3 роки тому +3

    1:20 a .40 caliber will put a hole in 120mm tank armor at 0°, way too overkill for someone’s skull

    • @Lucabg...
      @Lucabg... Рік тому

      40 cal is smaller than 1911 round

  • @refrigerator67
    @refrigerator67 6 років тому +24

    Swagger dropping some BARS

  • @DaEditor1
    @DaEditor1 6 років тому +146

    Don't you realize that the word fits rhymes with fitz?
    So if the word fits fits fitz, would fitz fits everyone and everything???

  • @AndyK-pl2ew
    @AndyK-pl2ew 6 років тому +80

    Is no one gonna appreciate those snipes at 2:00

    • @KobraKlips
      @KobraKlips 5 років тому

      He was practicaly handed those shots

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 років тому +3

      @@KobraKlips NO ONE CARES, JUST APPRECIATE IT JESUS

  • @mischahorton6826
    @mischahorton6826 5 років тому +16

    2:20 "i Repsect you right" instead of respect lmao XD

    • @seokdoesntknow
      @seokdoesntknow 4 роки тому

      *-HoLy sHiT hOw DiD yOu cAtCh ThAt?!-*

  • @joshuajordan8694
    @joshuajordan8694 6 років тому +7

    Absolutely hilarious. I haven't seen one this funny in a while. Great work guys. Wish it was longer.

  • @blo34
    @blo34 6 років тому +8

    I think we deserve that 2 hour bappo footage

  • @arisaurz
    @arisaurz 6 років тому +85

    Also fitz is so much more funny then Fitz like god.

  • @dimwitzgarage4686
    @dimwitzgarage4686 5 років тому +18

    1:17 swagger predicts logic ft Eminem homicide

  • @overdosarN
    @overdosarN 6 років тому +86

    More RuneScape god dammit

  • @beyzuu8644
    @beyzuu8644 6 років тому +42

    Swag sounds like what weed would sound like.

  • @OzzyCotin
    @OzzyCotin 6 років тому +55

    So we're jus gonna pretend like those 4 sniper kills didn't happen...
    Okay

  • @BSJR98
    @BSJR98 5 років тому +18

    1:52 my lil brother walks in and says bars😂😂

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 4 роки тому +15

    6:54 This breaks me every single time 😂

  • @Coyote-Underwood
    @Coyote-Underwood 5 років тому +36

    Okay that RuneScape shit was hilarious and almost made me die laughing.

    • @Coyote-Underwood
      @Coyote-Underwood 3 роки тому

      @Call Me AutSpec Witcher 3 is the best game ever

  • @tntturbo4034
    @tntturbo4034 5 років тому +18

    Love how swagger can actually rap xD

  • @0GM1LKM4N
    @0GM1LKM4N 5 років тому +20

    Perfectly sober and I feel like I’m high watching this vid