Why we need Half Life 3

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024

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  • @elihappinesspie
    @elihappinesspie  4 роки тому +6430

    Eli says thanks: ua-cam.com/video/VKb2KkYjCoQ/v-deo.html

    • @wooper9633
      @wooper9633 4 роки тому +35

      From on Eli to another I'm happy you got ur wish bud.
      But that darn coppa

    • @AyprealZz
      @AyprealZz 4 роки тому +5

      We good, im maffaka

    • @eddyvasquez2821
      @eddyvasquez2821 4 роки тому +4

      Wow

    • @tgisurvie4339
      @tgisurvie4339 4 роки тому +2

      You should show him HL2 mods

    • @asd000asd
      @asd000asd 4 роки тому +1

      how r u

  • @manmansgotmans
    @manmansgotmans 4 роки тому +15325

    Eli, 10 years old, alcoholic.

    • @felixou6395
      @felixou6395 4 роки тому +304

      Eli 2021: i will never leave this vr headset!!!

    • @sugarbombs6884
      @sugarbombs6884 4 роки тому +18

      @@felixou6395 half life alyx actually makes be wanna get VR instead of a DSLR, which I need, AHHHHH She'll be alright imma buy a VR headset anyways

    • @filipszczech2238
      @filipszczech2238 4 роки тому +4

      Ahahahaha

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @culonudo8236
      @culonudo8236 4 роки тому +1

      Ahahahahahah

  • @TheAceGamingPro
    @TheAceGamingPro 8 років тому +485

    "Here lies Eli's hopes and dreams"

    • @googleygareth
      @googleygareth 8 років тому +39

      "What a baby."

    • @TristenTheArgonian
      @TristenTheArgonian 8 років тому

      googleygareth #1

    • @kr1t704
      @kr1t704 8 років тому

      googleygareth read your name out loud. it sounds like a 5 year old doing arts and crafts

    • @chasechute1491
      @chasechute1491 7 років тому

      googleygareth You beat me to it!! Love the reference. At least some of us got it.

  • @captainitalia811
    @captainitalia811 5 років тому +14418

    "I wonder what's going to happen in the next one"
    Me too, kid. Me too

    • @conjuredcounter8145
      @conjuredcounter8145 5 років тому +80

      😔

    • @santawithsponge
      @santawithsponge 5 років тому +80

      You don't have to worry now bud 👍

    • @itsk9441
      @itsk9441 5 років тому +33

      Hey wake up :) good news for you

    • @thekingoffist3610
      @thekingoffist3610 5 років тому +154

      @@itsk9441 it's s prequel for VR. "good news" my ass

    • @bethanywhite247
      @bethanywhite247 5 років тому +52

      @@thekingoffist3610 He didnt ask what happend AFTER this. He asked what happens in the NEXT one. so your wrong. it's s prequel for VR. "good news" my ass my ass

  • @cripplingdepression3061
    @cripplingdepression3061 4 роки тому +3870

    Plot twist: Gabe has already watch this and he still got a good night sleep after that

  • @thebarcareport7705
    @thebarcareport7705 4 роки тому +4895

    "They wont make another one."
    Top Left Corner:
    Eli will remember that.

    • @xYniLAr
      @xYniLAr 4 роки тому +2

      what?

    • @humanperson2205
      @humanperson2205 4 роки тому +79

      @@xYniLAr telltale reference

    • @Amar-ux7gi
      @Amar-ux7gi 4 роки тому +3

      overused meme

    • @thebarcareport7705
      @thebarcareport7705 4 роки тому +25

      @@Amar-ux7gi
      Ia it tho?
      I havent seen it in a really long time

    • @Amar-ux7gi
      @Amar-ux7gi 4 роки тому +1

      Ro Bro Have seen plenty of them Kappa

  • @matt7274
    @matt7274 5 років тому +3731

    “im sorry eli”
    omg you can hear the sadness in his voice

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 5 років тому +75

      Dad was already depressed...

    • @wlink639
      @wlink639 5 років тому +26

      It's amazingly fitting that his name is Eli.

    • @JCube21
      @JCube21 5 років тому +3

      Uh oh the last of us 3

    • @sakor9170
      @sakor9170 5 років тому +3

      Me laughing in March 2020

    • @vynnfla
      @vynnfla 5 років тому +1

      Hazor23 but it’s not the third chapter

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 5 років тому +9830

    You can literally hear the pain in the guys voice telling Eli there won’t be a next one

    • @ALEKSIS3
      @ALEKSIS3 5 років тому +54

      Octo Daddy now there is

    • @TheFlodyo
      @TheFlodyo 5 років тому +92

      And the end credits theme makes it more sad

    • @SolvedNC
      @SolvedNC 5 років тому +27

      @The Chocolate Guy its not a following the story happens before episode 2

    • @storminfection5775
      @storminfection5775 5 років тому +10

      We will soon get Half-Life 1.5 though.

    • @Liamnerfdude1
      @Liamnerfdude1 5 років тому

      No you cant doofus

  • @HornedPandaWasTaken
    @HornedPandaWasTaken 4 роки тому +906

    eli watches eli die.

  • @Tiger66261
    @Tiger66261 8 років тому +13430

    Eli died a little that day... both the character and the kid ;(

    • @Tychoxi
      @Tychoxi 8 років тому +744

      To be fair, the character died a whole lot.

    • @no1noob37
      @no1noob37 7 років тому +54

      He will be glad to hear that now we have closure and that it will be made in form of a mod soon.

    • @laith_iris
      @laith_iris 7 років тому +50

      "soon"

    • @ilia1223
      @ilia1223 7 років тому +9

      i will still wait and wait for hl3 regarding thats its dead and i will have this hope that it will come out one day

    • @Luca-hn2nh
      @Luca-hn2nh 7 років тому +8

      Died a little later*?

  • @CZECH-lo2gy
    @CZECH-lo2gy 4 роки тому +5084

    when he said "i'm sorry, Eli" i can tell the dad was more upset than the kid.

    • @kurokami117
      @kurokami117 4 роки тому +110

      I felt the sadness in that man's voice

    • @subhankarbaral9236
      @subhankarbaral9236 4 роки тому +102

      Because Eli's dad is also a bloody gamer

    • @yambiiface3592
      @yambiiface3592 4 роки тому +30

      @@subhankarbaral9236 he named his son as a vidi game character
      THATS A VERY GAMER MOVE

    • @useruserov8668
      @useruserov8668 4 роки тому +6

      No. He just says you should suffer the pain i had😔

    • @gabos2893
      @gabos2893 4 роки тому +3

      @The Xenomorphian Eli Vance now lives, all hail gman and his addiction of hiring people to cuestionable jobs

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +1835

    "Does that make you sad? I'm sorry Eli"
    That dad knew he was sending his son into a pit of sadness the momment he got him to play the first Half-life

    • @thiagosalgoa7206
      @thiagosalgoa7206 5 років тому +32

      From personal experience, it was worth it.

    • @aether5560
      @aether5560 5 років тому +5

      I see u everywhere jeez

    • @VIPPyroTM
      @VIPPyroTM 5 років тому +2

      DryZ agreed, he brought shame from the “Filipino” part.

    • @shnrbl
      @shnrbl 5 років тому +3

      @@VIPPyroTM there's nothing wrong with representing your nationality/blood unless you're being annoying. This comment is not at all annoying, nor does it give off the impression of being facetious.

    • @wadeadpool4796
      @wadeadpool4796 5 років тому

      He knew what he was doin 😁

  • @Walid_Kasab
    @Walid_Kasab 4 роки тому +928

    Genie : I have 3 rules
    Me : I wanna half life 3
    Genie : I have 4 rules

    • @loadshedding1910
      @loadshedding1910 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @Dasorp
      @Dasorp 4 роки тому

      Wishes*

    • @williamfrice
      @williamfrice 4 роки тому +34

      @@Dasorp no dude it's rules
      1. No love
      2. No extra wishes
      3. No ultimate power (I think)

    • @SuccMunkey
      @SuccMunkey 4 роки тому +11

      @@williamfrice and no half life 3. missed the biggest rule right there

    • @Panimal98
      @Panimal98 4 роки тому +5

      @@williamfrice The third is they can't bring someone back to life... They technically could, but it'd basically be a monkey's paw situation.

  • @axelman0316
    @axelman0316 5 років тому +2813

    Valve doesn't know that this video is 3 years old because they can't count to 3...

    • @filipex2000
      @filipex2000 5 років тому +6

      hehehehehehehe

    • @Uberunderstander
      @Uberunderstander 5 років тому +3

      Actually Gabe can

    • @axelman0316
      @axelman0316 5 років тому +9

      @@Uberunderstander yes One day he said '3 good games'. But maybe he didn't write this text and maybe he don't know what 3 means ..

    • @maysecondchannel9280
      @maysecondchannel9280 5 років тому +1

      Recent Gang

    • @travisbing7138
      @travisbing7138 5 років тому

      yes yes oui recent gang

  • @SkyfallLodge
    @SkyfallLodge 8 років тому +3212

    "We used to make video games, now we make money." Valve

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 8 років тому +93

      "Gambling skins is love, gambling skins is life"

    • @lilHippo
      @lilHippo 8 років тому +25

      too bad Valve wont take my money and make HL3

    • @samyakvaidya9001
      @samyakvaidya9001 8 років тому +15

      they'll make billions if they make half life 3

    • @FastRedPonyCar
      @FastRedPonyCar 8 років тому +3

      not directly. They would almost certainly give it away at this point.

    • @StanleyOpar
      @StanleyOpar 8 років тому

      Quote from Gaming Wildlife

  • @reiji5904
    @reiji5904 5 років тому +3000

    "i'm sorry eli"
    _depression rate up to 100%_

    • @cinnythedeer8067
      @cinnythedeer8067 5 років тому +6

      That one hit me hard

    • @reiji5904
      @reiji5904 5 років тому +1

      impossible. valve can count to 3????

    • @mariotomas5614
      @mariotomas5614 5 років тому

      is another one, but is not the Half Life 3
      (chronologically)

    • @memeaddict4202
      @memeaddict4202 5 років тому +1

      Its VR, Im sorry Eli

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 5 років тому

      @@reiji5904 lmfao

  • @jammo_2225
    @jammo_2225 4 роки тому +1276

    This childs story was even sadder than Half Life 2

    • @marianoporterozapater1622
      @marianoporterozapater1622 4 роки тому +5

      Get Eli HL: Alyx.

    • @uzidayo
      @uzidayo 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @jammo_2225
      @jammo_2225 4 роки тому +6

      wow guys i didnt even realize i got 631 likes!

    • @uzidayo
      @uzidayo 4 роки тому +1

      @@jammo_2225 congratulations

    • @believer431
      @believer431 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jammo_2225That's nothing I once got 69 likes lmao noob

  • @donut8582
    @donut8582 7 років тому +2361

    Sombody send this to Valve

    • @burnsy96
      @burnsy96 5 років тому +139

      They would laugh at the kid though

    • @rudi8106
      @rudi8106 5 років тому +45

      I'll do it!

    • @duastorres7251
      @duastorres7251 5 років тому +33

      @@rudi8106 YOU SAY THIS SINCE 2007

    • @ZCReborn
      @ZCReborn 5 років тому +8

      Tagging valve in twitter right away

    • @br.l.f
      @br.l.f 5 років тому +3

      Sombodie plose sen thees vodio to Volve

  • @notoriousvalcor6341
    @notoriousvalcor6341 5 років тому +5013

    This is like telling your kid that Santa isn't real

    • @lad5912
      @lad5912 5 років тому +312

      Worse

    • @howell1578
      @howell1578 5 років тому +34

      Golden comment and response

    • @joshuadejood5234
      @joshuadejood5234 5 років тому +44

      ValcorTheConqueror W8 So ur telling me he isnt real wtf bro

    • @Leossss_
      @Leossss_ 5 років тому +12

      He is real!!!!!!

    • @iuri4086
      @iuri4086 5 років тому +11

      wait, he isnt?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +48080

    It's almost been 15 years since its release date. Enough time for someone to get married, have a kid, and get that kid hooked onto the game.

  • @bigtones6214
    @bigtones6214 4 роки тому +740

    “I wonder what’s gonna happen in the next one” “there is no next one” bro the look of sadness on his face is so sad.

    • @straponpigeon8566
      @straponpigeon8566 4 роки тому +12

      Ah. Yes, his emotion is very emotive.

    • @doriantermini
      @doriantermini 3 роки тому +2

      Even though I know that half life 3 didn't was never going to exist(back when half life alyx didn't exist). Every time I played through the whole franchise and got to the end, I still had that hope and now... Half Life 3 kinda confirmed.

  • @elirix2589
    @elirix2589 5 років тому +2836

    This kid will be an easter egg in half life 3.

    • @RustingPeace
      @RustingPeace 5 років тому +28

      wait half life 3 got anounced?

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo 5 років тому +5

      @@RustingPeace 1 week ago

    • @dgsek9871
      @dgsek9871 5 років тому +63

      @@RustingPeace well yes but actually no, it's Half Life Alyx, not 3

    • @autisticroom
      @autisticroom 5 років тому +2

      half life 3 will never adds...

    • @autisticroom
      @autisticroom 5 років тому

      like tf2...

  • @judgese7s
    @judgese7s 5 років тому +2165

    That kid looks like he sees dead people, and now he can see misery too

    • @Joel-ik3sz
      @Joel-ik3sz 5 років тому +23

      He does look like the kid from sixth sense lol

    • @theomeester90
      @theomeester90 5 років тому +4

      Nice one

    • @gladiusso
      @gladiusso 5 років тому +5

      My goodness he does look like Haley Joel Osment

    • @2pac_remix
      @2pac_remix 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @daresvsher3749
    @daresvsher3749 4 роки тому +2909

    Fun fact this kid is probably a teenager now

    • @bigtones6214
      @bigtones6214 4 роки тому +58

      He is

    • @mrcloud9381
      @mrcloud9381 4 роки тому +16

      i guess he has the same age as me now or he is 1 or 2 year older than me
      (NOONE ASK)

    • @doctorxyz652
      @doctorxyz652 4 роки тому +18

      He is 11

    • @antoine1597
      @antoine1597 4 роки тому +33

      Fun fact his Dad made a video of him playing Half Life Alyx

    • @Zomb-Productions
      @Zomb-Productions 4 роки тому +1

      wdym probably?

  • @RockoDSS
    @RockoDSS 8 років тому +2753

    450 million people have died since 2007, who will ever see the conclusion of this saga..How many more Gabe? How many more have to die before Half Life 3 is finished?

    • @adrianvasile1005
      @adrianvasile1005 8 років тому +27

      Sad but true :))

    • @addstrat1207
      @addstrat1207 8 років тому +47

      The answer is infinitely more.

    • @Sudstah
      @Sudstah 8 років тому +5

      I have to LOL at this even though the actual account is real which is depressing its still hilarious lol, if Gabe doesn't respond to this he won't respond to anything look at those eyes all hope is lost in them Gabe! CMON!

    • @adrianvasile1005
      @adrianvasile1005 8 років тому +2

      It is hahaha, one of my friends showed me the video which is not playing games at all, but I got him crazy wIth half life scenarios :)))

    • @Submersed24
      @Submersed24 8 років тому

      Rocko DSS Make it like an adopt a pet commercial lmfaoo

  • @masad2003
    @masad2003 5 років тому +2951

    Before we know it, that kid will be graduated from college/university, marry a woman, have a child, make his child play this game and Half Life 3 would still not be out. After that, the loop continue.

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 5 років тому +6

      could be gay

    • @rcarrot2955
      @rcarrot2955 5 років тому +71

      @@aliceakosota797 Gays don't exist.

    • @iosifstalin125
      @iosifstalin125 5 років тому +8

      @@rcarrot2955
      I approve it.
      Gays don't exist.

    • @Mardy242
      @Mardy242 5 років тому +18

      Or this kid will work for valve and help make half life 3

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 5 років тому +1

      @@Mardy242 FUCK YEAH

  • @BK-Gaming
    @BK-Gaming 4 роки тому +2860

    Dad : I'm sorry Eli.
    Valve : 13 year pain is enough. Let's get to work.

  • @zarkflappysheep
    @zarkflappysheep 3 роки тому +339

    this kid is the reason they made alyx

  • @slipperysam1337
    @slipperysam1337 8 років тому +792

    gabe, do it for the children

    • @OlderSpud
      @OlderSpud 8 років тому +29

      gabe, do it on children

    • @mushroom6088
      @mushroom6088 7 років тому

      do it for children to young to play half life at all? OK ILL DO IT IM WORKING ON IT NOW - what gabe newell's reaction would be

    • @goldhetman729
      @goldhetman729 6 років тому +1

      yeah gabe please

    • @phalanxHH
      @phalanxHH 6 років тому +1

      And if you say hes too young and hl3 comes out he misses a great moment in gamimg History

    • @farliser2211
      @farliser2211 5 років тому

      Star man

  • @TheOfficialSethos
    @TheOfficialSethos 8 років тому +3369

    Dad have completed Episode 2, had sex with the wife, had the child, watch him grow, made him play Episode 2 and we're still waiting for the fucking sequel.

    • @bartek15011
      @bartek15011 7 років тому +185

      This is so sad and true...

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 7 років тому +151

      I laughed at this comment ​when I first saw it, but goddamn that's actually possible in that timeframe. It just makes me madder at Valve's complete ignorance.

    • @randomrealistictone2231
      @randomrealistictone2231 7 років тому +35

      There is a fan project coming called Project Borealis. Spread the word.
      We need to kick start this. valve is already recognizing it.

    • @electricforest17
      @electricforest17 7 років тому +28

      wait a second... is that how babies are born?

    • @ottofuster2210
      @ottofuster2210 7 років тому

      Random Realistic Tone in steam?

  • @subzilver
    @subzilver 5 років тому +1785

    It would be funny if he would have said: "I'm sorry Gordon..."

    • @daniarorynbayev8530
      @daniarorynbayev8530 5 років тому +15

      àhaahahahauhah yes!
      as a true HL Cult follower he would name his son Gordon

    • @Mvgrafico
      @Mvgrafico 5 років тому

      He's called Eli after Alxy father's name tho

    • @xopelle1004
      @xopelle1004 5 років тому +6

      Y’all cringe af

    • @cringekid8435
      @cringekid8435 5 років тому +27

      Pelle Kravitz When you say “Y’all” and call someone cringey.

    • @xopelle1004
      @xopelle1004 5 років тому

      FireN YT lmao the classic virgin nerd making fun of someone’s slang

  • @trentkiewicz21
    @trentkiewicz21 4 роки тому +414

    Naming him Eli wasn't a coincidence, was it? xD

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 3 роки тому +22

      20 something years later he just stops existing

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 3 роки тому +17

      He probably named his daughter Doctor Magnusson.

    • @sreea2365
      @sreea2365 3 роки тому +5

      @@Zorak9595 maybe Judith.

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 3 роки тому +6

      @@sreea2365 ngl Judith is a pretty fire name

    • @epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea
      @epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea 7 місяців тому

      he probably named his brother Kleiner.

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +764

    “I wonder whats gonna happen in the next one”
    Eli, welcome to our childhood

    • @entahler4012
      @entahler4012 5 років тому

      There is no 3 in valve games

    • @tubaincuba8801
      @tubaincuba8801 5 років тому

      @@entahler4012 but there is 2.1 and 2.2

    • @abass227
      @abass227 5 років тому

      Guys I never played half life, is that a good move if a buy the 1 and 2?

  • @croatrisingcroatrising8257
    @croatrisingcroatrising8257 8 років тому +2010

    #MakeHalfLife3ForElii

    • @woaad3132
      @woaad3132 8 років тому

      CroatRising

    • @Coder-zx4nb
      @Coder-zx4nb 8 років тому +54

      Dicks out for Eli

    • @ilbilb3000
      @ilbilb3000 8 років тому +1

      god damn i laughed so hard

    • @OtakuHound
      @OtakuHound 8 років тому

      steven R how is he like bill clinton?

    • @jinxshaddix
      @jinxshaddix 8 років тому +1

      #MakeHalfLife3ForElii make it trend ;)

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 5 років тому +5793

    Funny how this gets recommended just as Half Life Alyx is revealed

    • @rbarua3368
      @rbarua3368 5 років тому +74

      A buch of half life stuff got recommended after hla got revealed

    • @screwlew
      @screwlew 5 років тому +1

      It better be playable on kbm

    • @aandric
      @aandric 5 років тому +6

      UA-cam tryna make a joke here

    • @JamesTheAxeThrower
      @JamesTheAxeThrower 5 років тому +4

      He started a gofundme to buy the new game for his son check pinned comment!

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 5 років тому +14

      It's because its gaining views. People came back to this video since the announcement, therefore the influx of views sends it to a few peoples recommended and then it goes from there.

  • @myxo884
    @myxo884 4 роки тому +150

    Eli: my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @carlschumann2928
    @carlschumann2928 4 роки тому +5839

    Where girls cried: Titanic
    Where True Men Cried:

    • @Blue-tw6bp
      @Blue-tw6bp 4 роки тому +14

      : No half life 3 :C

    • @22blackabdu95
      @22blackabdu95 4 роки тому +10

      i thought it was roach and ghost death

    • @eatid_a_lemons
      @eatid_a_lemons 4 роки тому +10

      @@_ennuii I think you missed the joke.

    • @defactofaulto8792
      @defactofaulto8792 4 роки тому +11

      @@_ennuii Girls not getting girls/boys jokes be like

    • @white8859
      @white8859 4 роки тому

      they are making half life 4-
      wait, thats illegal

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 5 років тому +2173

    Where girls cried: Titanic
    Where boys cried: Endgame
    Where real men cried:

    • @terragaia7092
      @terragaia7092 5 років тому +1

      What a true prediction. Priceless 😂

    • @itzluke1327
      @itzluke1327 5 років тому +5

      I’m a boy but I don’t see why girls get treated as the soft ones all the time? I mean I saw a bunch of women come out the theatres from endgame in tears.

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 5 років тому +2

      @@itzluke1327 It's just a joke

    • @goat5136
      @goat5136 5 років тому

      @Techno Sponge Roach!!!

    • @voidii653
      @voidii653 5 років тому +2

      Where legends cries: Caesar death

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 5 років тому +1453

    "I wonder what's going to happen in the next one" is something I said when I was 24.
    I'm now 36.

  • @cpyd4185
    @cpyd4185 3 роки тому +49

    When he said: "Im sorry Eli" i felt it.

  • @ErickMaksimets
    @ErickMaksimets 5 років тому +3921

    2019: Half-life: Alyx

    • @brightcolorsarecool279
      @brightcolorsarecool279 5 років тому +110

      Aka Half Life 2.5

    • @MLGD0lan
      @MLGD0lan 5 років тому +264

      @@brightcolorsarecool279 1.5* its a prequel

    • @pipemong
      @pipemong 5 років тому +10

      Wow hes like probably 11 or something lol

    • @mohammadzakariayusri7994
      @mohammadzakariayusri7994 5 років тому +5

      @@brightcolorsarecool279 1.5

    • @rstriker21
      @rstriker21 5 років тому +1

      MLG Dolan I thought it’s between 2 and episode 1 so episode 0.5?

  • @haremfanatic1014
    @haremfanatic1014 4 роки тому +3884

    *Half Life: Alyx just released*
    *UA-cam: Shown the ending*
    Rise and shine Eli...Rise and shine.

    • @stnorocwzo
      @stnorocwzo 4 роки тому +77

      I hope Eli still keeps his excitement for the HL Franchise. All these years, could make he lose interest. I hope he prepares, for unforseen, consequences.

    • @titanium_rocket1505
      @titanium_rocket1505 4 роки тому +31

      @@stnorocwzo He is excited! His family literally set up a GoFundMe for him to get a VR Headset for this game

    • @chickenbob562
      @chickenbob562 4 роки тому

      @@supmanwun true, but he can still play it seated on a high chair, then he is big enough

    • @towmate4673
      @towmate4673 4 роки тому +6

      Ali Seifoori it’s been 4 years he’s probably tall enough now

    • @barneycalhoun5235
      @barneycalhoun5235 4 роки тому

      Did you see bolloxed play the game? Short as fuck but was still able to play half-life alyx

  • @ChrisAssassin
    @ChrisAssassin 5 років тому +3231

    This monster had him play this just so that he wouldn't be alone about wanting another game

    • @donquixoterosinante7899
      @donquixoterosinante7899 5 років тому +34

      Holy hell

    • @TheOriginalDevaad
      @TheOriginalDevaad 5 років тому +25

      It's glorious.

    • @thebevilofbellskitchen
      @thebevilofbellskitchen 5 років тому +54

      Chris Assassin it’s like that movie “Passengers” with Chris Pratt where he wakes up to early on a space ship on route to a different planet, because of a malfunction in his cryogenic chamber

    • @DesumetaruLiadz666
      @DesumetaruLiadz666 5 років тому +1

      Technically the truth

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 5 років тому +2

      YUP! But if that's whay it takes to cook up enough public demand for the game, THEN SO BE IT

  • @blu9840
    @blu9840 4 роки тому +462

    people: *crys with titanic, coco, etc.*
    humans:

  • @DesignFIaw
    @DesignFIaw 5 років тому +1153

    Time traveller: What year is it?
    Eli: 2019
    Time traveller: Before or after the Half Life announcement?
    Eli: *a g o n i z e d r e s p i r a t i o n*

  • @nya-rlathotep
    @nya-rlathotep 5 років тому +1082

    Valve needs to break the cycle. This kid will get married, will have a child and he'll let him play half life 2 and the child is going ask what's gonna happen next. This is so sad.

    • @NepSpoon
      @NepSpoon 5 років тому +61

      @@nebalui5121 That actually hurt my head to read

    • @nebalui5121
      @nebalui5121 5 років тому

      @Вероника Заглотова всеголишь пытаюсь увеличить параметр крит мышления у людей ибо они слишком наивны

    • @nebalui5121
      @nebalui5121 5 років тому

      @Вероника Заглотова нет у меня просто гоблин завелся

    • @xt2607
      @xt2607 5 років тому

      Hl would be dead

    • @josephrodriguez1530
      @josephrodriguez1530 5 років тому +3

      Nigga you just stole some other guys comment

  • @MistikaManiac
    @MistikaManiac 8 років тому +530

    Come on, Valve. Make Half Life 3
    #DoItForEli

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 4 роки тому +114

    Awe man! The look of disappointment on Eli's face almost makes you wanna cry. 😔

    • @aaandag9688
      @aaandag9688 4 роки тому +1

      he got to play half life alyx, dont worry

  • @therealrum
    @therealrum 8 років тому +258

    that kid is every half life fan in the world.

  • @ELISHACAEZ
    @ELISHACAEZ 5 років тому +1541

    THEY SAID THEY STARTED DEVELOPMENT 4 YEARS AGO THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT CAUSED HALF LIFE ALYX

    • @Cjak001
      @Cjak001 5 років тому +50

      BUT AT WHAT COST...
      A VR GAME ISN'T WHAT ELI WOULD WANT!

    • @adamsandler7980
      @adamsandler7980 5 років тому +5

      @@Cjak001 How do you know?

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 5 років тому

      R u from future lol

    • @Grandprojetstudio
      @Grandprojetstudio 5 років тому

      Cjak Everything...

    • @tommybro5313
      @tommybro5313 5 років тому +3

      Not really, the development was 2 years late. It was easy for them to make a game they're just lazy.

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 5 років тому +766

    This is what REALLY made Anakin turn to the dark side.

    • @stasis9047
      @stasis9047 5 років тому

      💀💀

    • @Dhaos620
      @Dhaos620 5 років тому

      There's a threshold in the entrance of limbo that says " there's no half life 3"

    • @blk7747
      @blk7747 5 років тому

      😂😂😂🤓

  • @mealcantor9404
    @mealcantor9404 4 роки тому +40

    I hope to God he gets to play Half Life: Alyx

  • @Whurlpuul
    @Whurlpuul 5 років тому +654

    You can see the exact moment where his hope is crushed, like in that one simpsons episode.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 5 років тому +1

      Watch it in slo mo.

    • @duckyduck2082
      @duckyduck2082 5 років тому +5

      That one Simpsons episode? There are 680 episodes. Which one are you talking about?

    • @fakebent
      @fakebent 5 років тому +7

      @@duckyduck2082 the one where Ralph goes out with lisa

    • @Whurlpuul
      @Whurlpuul 5 років тому

      @oFriskyPanda I'm so sorry for not pleasing you with my comment that i didn't think anybody would see, my master.

    • @murph7421
      @murph7421 5 років тому +2

      oFriskyPanda if you don’t know the episode he’s talking about you ain’t a real Simpsons fan.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +8184

    Valve is a monster, they've kept this kid waiting for over 3 years now.

    • @kontradmiral9706
      @kontradmiral9706 5 років тому +67

      DONT LIKE TO JUSTIN COMMENTS, DONT REPLY JUSTIN COMMENTS, IGNORE ALL JUSTIN COMMENTS

    • @26dollar
      @26dollar 5 років тому +14

      нет

    • @andikaplan2639
      @andikaplan2639 5 років тому +5

      Justin. Hi.

    • @vauban3646
      @vauban3646 5 років тому +189

      Valve will never see this video because its been 3 years... And they can't count to 3.

    • @Pendravide
      @Pendravide 5 років тому +2

      Plz no

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +991

    That happened to me 11 years ago too

    • @garfieif8187
      @garfieif8187 5 років тому +30

      11 years ago there was hope. I'm not sure exactly when it died, but the corpse was cold by the time Epistle 3 dropped.
      But at least Valve is making their money.

    • @black_m1n825
      @black_m1n825 5 років тому +11

      @@garfieif8187 Half-Life 3 is literally became a meme.
      Someone #1: Hey man, when are you going to give me those 100$?
      Someone #2: When Half-Life 3 is going to be released
      Someone #1: Soooo... Never?
      Someone #2: Yup
      Someone #1: I hate you so much

    • @billy_boi
      @billy_boi 5 років тому +1

      @@black_m1n825 nice

    • @khorkhi7107
      @khorkhi7107 5 років тому

      @@black_m1n825 this is 2007 level of comedy

    • @rfui7675
      @rfui7675 5 років тому

      Happened to me 8 years ago

  • @VampireButcher
    @VampireButcher 4 роки тому +26

    Girl: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CRY IN TITANIC! DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS, HAVE YOU EVER CRIED?"
    Me:

  • @yojimbro8029
    @yojimbro8029 5 років тому +818

    thats how eli became a man

    • @TealTheDropster
      @TealTheDropster 5 років тому +2

      A black man (not being racist just trying to find the logic in what you say)

    • @silvershadow5242
      @silvershadow5242 5 років тому +39

      @@TealTheDropster Talking about logic while your comment doesn't make any sense. Good job.

    • @maximobrunereau4350
      @maximobrunereau4350 5 років тому +4

      @@TealTheDropster u dumb af

    • @LilNeenerMcWomanRaypist
      @LilNeenerMcWomanRaypist 5 років тому

      Star Gamz What?

    • @jackotken2393
      @jackotken2393 5 років тому +6

      @@silvershadow5242 he thought OP meant Eli Vance

  • @UsernameDoesntCare
    @UsernameDoesntCare 5 років тому +661

    "Does that make you sad?"
    *It made Everyone sad.*

    • @dkdeep5505
      @dkdeep5505 5 років тому

      [EVERYBODY SAD AT THAT]

  • @madjr2130
    @madjr2130 5 років тому +1732

    Valve how do you feel you ruined this child’s whole life

  • @leviathan7627
    @leviathan7627 2 місяці тому +14

    Dont worry little guy.
    if the leaks are real. its coming

    • @MessmanRR
      @MessmanRR 2 місяці тому +1

      He is fifteen now, time flies faster than a speeding bullet. Very unrelated to your comment tho, i know.

    • @kirtheweasel
      @kirtheweasel 2 місяці тому +2

      Honestly, I believe it's real

  • @partialbullet2215
    @partialbullet2215 5 років тому +2689

    Dad: I’m sorry Eli.
    5 years later
    Dad: Hey Eli

    • @Shiva-mh6td
      @Shiva-mh6td 5 років тому +72

      HL Alys is no sequel

    • @metalwellington
      @metalwellington 5 років тому +1

      no. Alyx is a cash grab to sell vr kits. notice how it came out just before black Friday?

    • @notsportmaritalart
      @notsportmaritalart 5 років тому +77

      more like
      Dad on his deathbed: Hey Eli.

    • @Koragh_
      @Koragh_ 5 років тому +12

      Half life 3 is happening bois but it wonr have the name 3 on it

    • @tgsgaming839
      @tgsgaming839 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahah i know i came here cause of that

  • @hankbucket9536
    @hankbucket9536 5 років тому +296

    Eli's sadness will turn to anger. He'll start to push everyone away and hang out with a rough crowd. Eventually he will become their leader, roaming the wastes and mowing down anyone that gets in his way.

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly 5 років тому +10

      Maybe he’ll create the sequel?

    • @DyLimbo
      @DyLimbo 5 років тому +2

      @skankhunt42 took more acid dude I think u r on to something.... Carry on.

    • @AZ-bj1gb
      @AZ-bj1gb 5 років тому

      skankhunt42 yeah I didn’t do any of that

  • @moozycla6
    @moozycla6 4 роки тому +2009

    Gabe Newell's slogan should be: _"Torturing young souls since 2004"_

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 4 місяці тому +5

    Almost 20 years later and I’m still teared up that we don’t have Half-Life 3 to this day.

  • @Lil_Slimetx
    @Lil_Slimetx 5 років тому +2502

    True gamers never let go of the *WASD* keys even in cutscenes.

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 5 років тому +133

      It becomes natural, even when not playing a game I see myself positioning my hand like that. A bit funny

    • @unbindingfloyd
      @unbindingfloyd 5 років тому +38

      I never thought about that. Thats true as fuck lol

    • @towsif_8_128
      @towsif_8_128 5 років тому +33

      Thats true. And using arrow keys is too disgusting for any pc user.

    • @Chibanah
      @Chibanah 5 років тому +19

      It is natural survival instinct of true gamers, because you have to be ready to jump into action anytime even if looks a harmless cutscene!

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle 5 років тому +10

      @@towsif_8_128 my friend uses them... i dont let him on my computer anymore

  • @w0lf-m4n
    @w0lf-m4n 4 роки тому +1042

    Subject: half life
    Status: revived
    Awaiting next assignment

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +26

      @Sneeky
      HL3 confirmed.. no I am not joking. It seems HL Alex confirmed that.

    • @MrTagzzzz
      @MrTagzzzz 4 роки тому +4

      wolfman 65 yeah BRO IM SO FUCKING HYPED I HAHE WAITED 14 YEARS FOR THIS

    • @uncleroy
      @uncleroy 4 роки тому +1

      Google classrom ahahah

    • @Mr_Triscuit
      @Mr_Triscuit 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrTagzzzz
      You are going to be please unless you are one of those guys who are impossible to satisfy.

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@MrTagzzzz yeah don't get your hope up, its probably still going to be a long wait.

  • @Armm8991
    @Armm8991 9 років тому +130

    Gaben you made a kid sad... are you happy now?

    • @SuxMenner
      @SuxMenner 9 років тому +8

      +Armando Maybe he is ;-;

    • @wellfittedshoe8709
      @wellfittedshoe8709 7 років тому +1

      no he made milions of kids sad heheheheheh

  • @naniviaa
    @naniviaa Місяць тому +2

    "I'm sorry Eli" with the music playing on the background, screen fading out
    THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
    you monster

  • @katalean666
    @katalean666 5 років тому +611

    Only 2050's kids will remember Half Life 3

    • @ronaldtheant
      @ronaldtheant 5 років тому +11

      justMagicMan only 2020s kids will remember half life 3

    • @Inisii
      @Inisii 5 років тому +15

      @@ronaldtheant Technically that's Half Life: Alyx, probably 2025 kids will remember Half Life 3.

    • @ronaldtheant
      @ronaldtheant 5 років тому +1

      Inisii I know, I just thought it saying 3 made more sense in relation to the first comment

    • @Inisii
      @Inisii 5 років тому +1

      @@ronaldtheant Yea that makes sense.

    • @memememe-el1pv
      @memememe-el1pv 5 років тому

      Only fucking infinity kids will remember hl3

  • @disismarcoboi2596
    @disismarcoboi2596 5 років тому +893

    everyone, HLA is here.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 років тому +52

      Which is basically HL1.5 because ValVe can't count to 3.

    • @diegofuentes425
      @diegofuentes425 5 років тому +23

      not a sequel

    • @whizxcoffee
      @whizxcoffee 5 років тому +4

      @@DesolateLavender well then it with be half life 2 + 1 then,ok sorry ik is a prequel so unrelateable

    • @MaisieSqueak
      @MaisieSqueak 5 років тому +7

      Ah yes, the VR exclusive prequel for rich kids... I'm sure I'll never ever play it. Valve looking after the 1% 👎

    • @electricforest17
      @electricforest17 5 років тому +4

      Nevertheless it's still a whole campaign as long as HL2

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma 7 років тому +901

    At least Eli can read Epistle 3 now.

    • @mushroom6088
      @mushroom6088 7 років тому +8

      yeah but should this kid honestly be playing a game like half life? should he?

    • @willthereptilevlogger6090
      @willthereptilevlogger6090 7 років тому +2

      annoying gameplaysYT yh he's a bit young lol.

    • @Dalek22comments
      @Dalek22comments 7 років тому +63

      Yeah? why not? as long as he can tell the difference between what's real and what isnt then go for it.

    • @willthereptilevlogger6090
      @willthereptilevlogger6090 7 років тому +2

      Dalek22comments fair point

    • @perezjil01
      @perezjil01 7 років тому +33

      dude, i've playing HL saga since i was 9 years old. I am a truly fan of the games, but now i'm devstaded, rip my hype.

  • @andrewmannson7543
    @andrewmannson7543 3 місяці тому +18

    Whose here after the Half Life 3 Leaks?

  • @Sponska
    @Sponska 5 років тому +851

    He even named his kid Eli, that's some serious dedication

    • @andrejkuzmanovic3394
      @andrejkuzmanovic3394 5 років тому +6

      I gasped so much when I realized he did that I choked on my spit.

    • @JeronCradle
      @JeronCradle 5 років тому +18

      I named mine Gkid. How's that for dedication?

    • @DBZ483
      @DBZ483 5 років тому +4

      @@JeronCradle gonna get a name change when he's 18 to Gman

    • @bttremby6642
      @bttremby6642 5 років тому +2

      I named mine meth short for methamphetamine

    • @orancallaghan4288
      @orancallaghan4288 5 років тому +1

      Yo this kid got his wish 4 years later. They're making a third for 2020

  • @ReesNova
    @ReesNova 5 років тому +624

    His name is literally eli.

    • @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx
      @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx 5 років тому +4

      ikr? lol

    • @deusvult2745
      @deusvult2745 5 років тому +1

      Explain??

    • @ReesNova
      @ReesNova 5 років тому +48

      @@deusvult2745 the character that dies in the games name is eli and the kid playing is also named eli

    • @FilthyCasualty
      @FilthyCasualty 5 років тому +13

      Deus Vult 2
      Eli is also literally dying in this video.

    • @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx
      @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx 5 років тому +2

      @@deusvult2745 ...Eli Vance?

  • @macke2879
    @macke2879 5 років тому +2901

    Fun thing: Half-life: Alyx started production around the time this was released...

    • @MikeIce4SG
      @MikeIce4SG 5 років тому +52

      Damn ur rit

    • @Potato86459
      @Potato86459 5 років тому +86

      Still not a third one and requires VR lmao

    • @DoubleDHarvey
      @DoubleDHarvey 5 років тому +148

      @@Potato86459 better than nothing and vr is god tier

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 5 років тому +129

      Joel Skyman
      It will help VR become mainstream just like the first half life helped the entire FPS genre and the second one set physics based engines as the status quo

    • @Potato86459
      @Potato86459 5 років тому +22

      @@Neo2266. very fun for those that cannot afford it

  • @chocolat-kun8689
    @chocolat-kun8689 2 роки тому +3

    You are not alone Eli.

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 4 роки тому +1645

    “They didn’t make a next one”
    Half-Life Alyx: I’m gonna end this kid’s sheer disappointment.

    • @michaelscardino8614
      @michaelscardino8614 4 роки тому +72

      Still doesn't tell him what's going to happen in the next one

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 4 роки тому +15

      Michael Scardino He’ll be entertained at least.

    • @emanuelalbertoortegasalas2130
      @emanuelalbertoortegasalas2130 4 роки тому +16

      @@michaelscardino8614 What about the post-credits scene?

    • @nightmode3782
      @nightmode3782 4 роки тому +8

      @@emanuelalbertoortegasalas2130 Son of a bitch and his unforeseen consequences.

    • @marmotamanera4262
      @marmotamanera4262 4 роки тому +12

      @@emanuelalbertoortegasalas2130 just changes the ending of hl2 e2, still not a sequel/a answer to whats gonna happen on the next game

  • @wolfer5203
    @wolfer5203 5 років тому +641

    "Does that makes you sad?"
    Kid: *Nods*
    Me: Me too buddy...

    • @Ჽweden
      @Ჽweden 5 років тому +1

      558 likes and no replies lol

    • @wolfer5203
      @wolfer5203 5 років тому

      @@Ჽweden 608 Likes and 2 replies xd

  • @gringbot
    @gringbot 8 років тому +298

    You did this, Gaben. You monster.

  • @DarkosaDarkRave
    @DarkosaDarkRave Рік тому +5

    Half Life Eli: Physical Damage
    Real Life Eli: Emotional Damage

  • @ankan5738
    @ankan5738 7 років тому +633

    my dad left me when i was 8 years old he said he was going to get half life 3 he never came back;(

    • @psikoticoo
      @psikoticoo 7 років тому +62

      ankan57 WELL, AT LEAST HE DIDNT LIED

    • @mushroom6088
      @mushroom6088 7 років тому +13

      yeah thats the thing he will come back when half life 3 is a thing never

    • @Mailb0x1
      @Mailb0x1 6 років тому +40

      How many more families will be split because of this gabe? HOW MANY MORE GABE.

    • @Fearagen
      @Fearagen 6 років тому

      well he didnt lie lol

    • @tammyalvarez4463
      @tammyalvarez4463 6 років тому

      That's even sadder than the video

  • @adamgontierfan4219
    @adamgontierfan4219 5 років тому +812

    Half life 2
    Left for dead 2
    Team fortress 2
    portal 2
    Valve srsly ?

  • @GoodOneLULE
    @GoodOneLULE 5 років тому +361

    Show this to valve, make them feel the eternal guilt.

    • @santiagoherrera1853
      @santiagoherrera1853 5 років тому +12

      They did, someone send this vídeo to Gabe Newell in the moment it came out! And he did not care

    • @malcolmmorin1818
      @malcolmmorin1818 5 років тому +6

      Screw it, just show the kid Project Borealis.

    • @titanium_rocket1505
      @titanium_rocket1505 5 років тому

      It worked

    • @maskedninja6883
      @maskedninja6883 5 років тому

      I am hearing Valve is planning on working on multiple Half Life installments hopefully one of them is Half Life 3. I have a Feeling there will be a teaser/announcement of Half Life 3 in the ending credits of Half Life: Alyx. I hope it will happen

    • @butterbean_01
      @butterbean_01 5 років тому

      No more dude

  • @maxeroniandcheesegaming
    @maxeroniandcheesegaming 3 місяці тому +8

    half life 3 leaks have been released you got a chance eli

  • @penguini3306
    @penguini3306 5 років тому +355

    I died a little inside when I saw the kids face. Can we get an F for Eli

  • @zombified_pariah7720
    @zombified_pariah7720 5 років тому +135

    "I wonder-"
    Dad: *YOUR FREE TRIAL OF HAPPINESS HAS ENDED*

  • @kallekauppinen35
    @kallekauppinen35 4 роки тому +565

    "Dad why is my sister named rose"
    "Because your mother likes roses"
    "Thanks dad"
    "No problem, eli"

    • @Labiote
      @Labiote 4 роки тому +8

      How did the father know his daughter's favorite color before naming her after she was born ?

    • @kallekauppinen35
      @kallekauppinen35 4 роки тому +6

      @@Labiote my bad, got it fixed now

    • @mathis-oo6yv
      @mathis-oo6yv 4 роки тому +6

      I don't get it someone explain

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 4 роки тому +17

      @Petr Říha Heavy Disgusto sounds like a stand name. It's stand power would be able to see shitty things no matter the context, and the user is miserable

    • @jermu8706
      @jermu8706 4 роки тому

      @el negro probably a mexican offended by your name

  • @clearlydc
    @clearlydc 4 роки тому +152

    My son: *Finishes The Last of Us 1
    Also my son:I wonder what's gonna happen in the next one
    Me: *cries* Son, there isn't a next one

  • @jerome-0928
    @jerome-0928 4 роки тому +800

    Dad: Does that make you sad?
    Eli: *nods*
    The internet: Welcome to the club pal.

    • @kaylobrok3272
      @kaylobrok3272 4 роки тому +1

      "Doesn't that make you gay?"

    • @jerome-0928
      @jerome-0928 4 роки тому +5

      @@kaylobrok3272 No.

    • @EliteFreeman
      @EliteFreeman 4 роки тому +8

      The internet: Welcome, welcome to club 17. You have chosen or have been chosen to join our community

  • @vac8748
    @vac8748 5 років тому +540

    U can hear his deep depression when he says "Eli...there's not a next one"
    "Im sorry"

    • @fukunaga-kane
      @fukunaga-kane 4 роки тому

      SanuX_ 7M2 dad’s a broken man...

  • @commercio3564
    @commercio3564 4 роки тому +2594

    Okay, now make a video of Eli playing HL: Alyx.

  • @rockyraccoon3833
    @rockyraccoon3833 4 роки тому +20

    Однаждый девочка 10 лет спросила: "Мама, а Гейб Ньюэл выпустит Half-Life 3?"
    С мамой плакала половина маршрутки.

  • @Killenmachine05
    @Killenmachine05 5 років тому +884

    Someone find this child, tell him it is time.

    • @rinzler8272
      @rinzler8272 5 років тому +68

      Still not half life 3 since it takes place before 2....and it's vr...

    • @Killenmachine05
      @Killenmachine05 5 років тому +42

      @@rinzler8272 its all we're gonna get, may aswell take our win and go home with it.

    • @MixChaosMonkey
      @MixChaosMonkey 5 років тому +5

      @@Killenmachine05 if the people like theyre maybe convinced to make a new desktop version

    • @MixChaosMonkey
      @MixChaosMonkey 5 років тому

      please change your name

    • @MixChaosMonkey
      @MixChaosMonkey 5 років тому +1

      nword guy delete yourself please :P

  • @gainaxthehorse5362
    @gainaxthehorse5362 8 років тому +416

    "Everyday, all around the world, little children are told that Half Life 3 will never be released, and fall into a deep depression.
    #ReleaseHalfLife3

    • @gainaxthehorse5362
      @gainaxthehorse5362 8 років тому

      Dean Pepler Well it better be, and it likely will with the amount of time they're putting into it...
      So hopefully, someone, somewhere, won't get their balls chopped off...

    • @blorpytheblorp
      @blorpytheblorp 8 років тому

      One like .... The closer we get to Half Life 3 .....

    • @drod826
      @drod826 7 років тому

      Half Life 3 is being made

    • @SweRaider1993
      @SweRaider1993 6 років тому

      #DevelopHalfLife3

    • @penguyns.9350
      @penguyns.9350 5 років тому

      Im the 333rd liker.

  • @גוד-צ2ו
    @גוד-צ2ו 5 років тому +777

    Why is everyone finding this video four years later? XD

    • @Jacob-jz1pc
      @Jacob-jz1pc 5 років тому +9

      Because it was in my recommended, ok?

    • @MK-cy3ww
      @MK-cy3ww 5 років тому +4

      Shit I forgot it's 2019

    • @lad5912
      @lad5912 5 років тому +6

      ikr? UA-cam doesnt want us to forget half life 3 I guess

    • @xAkito
      @xAkito 5 років тому

      @@lad5912 xD yeah

    • @connorkiggins1198
      @connorkiggins1198 5 років тому

      Thank you nosferatu, very cool

  • @warchild4974
    @warchild4974 2 роки тому +6

    That lad doesn't understand the pain but has still suffered at least 7 years, for a lot of us it's been 18 years

  • @chrisriley9193
    @chrisriley9193 4 роки тому +833

    telling a kid there won’t be another is the equivalent of saying Santa isn’t real

    • @Its_armon
      @Its_armon 4 роки тому +7

      Same with telling them dragons aren't real

    • @parsahajiabbasi1753
      @parsahajiabbasi1753 4 роки тому +14

      Cicada Hurricane wait Santa isn’t real?

    • @knssssss
      @knssssss 4 роки тому +3

      @@parsahajiabbasi1753 yikes 😬

    • @mopmop4862
      @mopmop4862 4 роки тому

      Cicada Hurricane worse

    • @supermarioreid
      @supermarioreid 4 роки тому

      Cause he isnt

  • @SchroBr00m
    @SchroBr00m 4 роки тому +1485

    “They said they wouldn’t make another one... sorry Eli...”
    Half Life: Alyx ending: “yes but actually no”

    • @KiemPlant
      @KiemPlant 4 роки тому +16

      IKR, I just finished playing it but damn that ending tho. Now it all makes sense.

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 роки тому +3

      well alyx ending makes sence now

    • @panbot2203
      @panbot2203 4 роки тому

      here a tup thay cant count to three

    • @gadoplays8478
      @gadoplays8478 Рік тому

      .

    • @swaggetiyolonaise4345
      @swaggetiyolonaise4345 Рік тому

      Spoiler alert :)

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +750

    So this guy’s plan to make Gabe release Half Life 3 was
    Make a kid
    Name it Eli
    Wait for the cognitive functions to kick in
    Give him all Half Life games
    Record Episode 2 ending
    Profit?
    Cool

    • @daniMT
      @daniMT 5 років тому +30

      He still has time enough to do again all the steps until Half-Life 3 releases.

    • @doozyy3603
      @doozyy3603 5 років тому +39

      I woudn't make a kid just for HL3...WHO IM I KIDDING?!?!?!?!?Sister come over here!!!! :D

    • @Rezza203
      @Rezza203 5 років тому +5

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

    • @f.b.iagent5575
      @f.b.iagent5575 5 років тому +34

      @@doozyy3603 WAIT A SECOND

    • @jamiroyoh9716
      @jamiroyoh9716 5 років тому +18

      @@f.b.iagent5575 *WAIT A SECOND*

  • @littlefirez
    @littlefirez 3 місяці тому +5

    Valve listened to this little man.