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  • @rhondajohnson2725
    @rhondajohnson2725 5 днів тому +108

    The first guy literally naming abusive qualities and somehow not realizing it, then making ridiculous kissy face poses after outing himself as an abuser is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.

  • @Tributetorandy
    @Tributetorandy 5 днів тому +58

    18:45 "like why so serious" in the middle of laughing...? oh that was bad

  • @jag-eh6hd
    @jag-eh6hd 5 днів тому +88

    The laughing guy was hard to watch, like super hard to watch. I couldnt imagine not being able to skip forward through that shit lmao

    • @jake_8311
      @jake_8311 4 дні тому +1

      it was not easy and also not worth it lol

    • @icecreamnoodles3742
      @icecreamnoodles3742 День тому +2

      Hope her manager listened to her when she finally asked to never share shifts with this dingus again..

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 5 днів тому +59

    The bad thing is there's men somewhere who would see the second one and think she's just being "stuck up" or "cold" but when you're at work you can't risk giving someone even a small amount of hope because there's a chance they will come back just to bother you. And it's probably not the first time it's ever happened to her

    • @icecreamnoodles3742
      @icecreamnoodles3742 День тому

      "Stuck up and cold", even tho she was insanely nice just entertaining his nonsense. No is a complete sentence and she is still very nice replying to his bs. I just wish she could've blatantly said "I'm not interested, please leave unless you want to browse the store". But we both know that would've given her an even worse reaction most likely... and that sucks Ahhs. Hell she might've even gotten in trouble with her work manager for being "unnecessarily rude to a customer" if she was unlucky manager wise. Even tho that is a perfectly good, polite reply.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 День тому

      @icecreamnoodles3742 yeah i don't personally think she was being that way, it's just that i have seen these types of reactions from men for about 40 years of life

  • @cnhase
    @cnhase 5 днів тому +52

    It’s said that the second guy still resides in the store to this day, looking for his Kent queen

  • @glemonsbhatkin514
    @glemonsbhatkin514 5 днів тому +80

    The laughing guy just made me puke.

    • @violetdraws2942
      @violetdraws2942 5 днів тому +2

      Same I couldn't watch it

    • @aud9789
      @aud9789 5 днів тому +2

      had to skip over it

    • @nickb5371
      @nickb5371 5 днів тому +3

      Currently gritting my teeth through it

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 День тому

      It was embarrassing to watch, didn't barf though.

  • @whatscout78
    @whatscout78 5 днів тому +130

    first bro doing face poses like hes fuckin zoolander

    • @AodhMori
      @AodhMori 5 днів тому +6

      There’s blue steel, then there’s orange plastic

    • @CrispyBoss-ud3ve
      @CrispyBoss-ud3ve 5 днів тому +2

      I think he is wearing makeup

    • @drewwil891
      @drewwil891 5 днів тому

      @@CrispyBoss-ud3ve😂

    • @ogdaniel8360
      @ogdaniel8360 4 дні тому

      @@CrispyBoss-ud3ve??

    • @HolidaeSims
      @HolidaeSims 3 дні тому

      That made me choke on my tea lol

  • @FlameMane-lr8kk
    @FlameMane-lr8kk 4 дні тому +15

    Charlie leaning into the mic whispering “You f#ckin Harpy.” Got me good 🤣

    • @tiimcowboi
      @tiimcowboi 2 дні тому

      Bro guys let’s make #ckin a new trend for no reason!
      Edit: it already sort of is 😅

    • @Fatunemployedblackman
      @Fatunemployedblackman День тому

      @@tiimcowboi i had to bleach my nutsack after reading this

  • @mememan3447
    @mememan3447 3 дні тому +8

    I love how Charlie started posting compilations himself, to capitalize off the trend of people reloading his videos in compilations

  • @localfungi9462
    @localfungi9462 5 днів тому +19

    I work at Hilton as a housekeeper, they do background checks, thorough ones- and I'm just a housekeeper. There's no way they didn't background check the toe guy.

  • @guiacosta1711
    @guiacosta1711 2 дні тому +4

    1:32 "Bro I'm not even dating you and I'm ready to break up" THAT SHIT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

  • @nowirehangers2815
    @nowirehangers2815 2 дні тому +5

    Every woman you know has been approached by a guy just like these guys

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 4 дні тому +9

    “So anyway I blocked him…”
    Love it ❤

  • @bellamyhibler
    @bellamyhibler 4 дні тому +7

    i’m just dying that he thought kent was a part of cleveland it’s like an hour😂

    • @chxriqq
      @chxriqq 2 дні тому +1

      literally 😭 like nowhere near

  • @Chelsea-Bear
    @Chelsea-Bear 5 днів тому +9

    I love this montage of your background evolution.

  • @ADDingcontext
    @ADDingcontext 5 днів тому +5

    The guy with the officers is actually terrifying. I really hope she got a restraining order, he will not leave her alone. Talking about her as property and thinking that she owes him anything.
    Why is he making weird faces to the camera when he’s not speaking? Is he just posing or checking himself out?

  • @E03Erick
    @E03Erick 5 днів тому +9

    Aright this got hard to watch right around the 4:20 mark

  • @seriusblack6870
    @seriusblack6870 5 днів тому +13

    The joker laugh guy 😂😂😂 i would have told him the truth

    • @arizonadawn3094
      @arizonadawn3094 5 днів тому +4

      “Bro you sound like you’re having a psychotic breakdown, and, no, *not* in a way that makes you sound like the Joker.”

    • @seriusblack6870
      @seriusblack6870 5 днів тому

      @arizonadawn3094 exactly

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 День тому +1

      Well she told him to get to work though. 😂

  • @SobbleWobble13
    @SobbleWobble13 5 днів тому +7

    The development of Critikals is insane

  • @Xx_SemenDemon_xX
    @Xx_SemenDemon_xX 5 днів тому +4

    6:26 I had a girl do this to me when I worked at journeys and it genuinely made me feel so good shout out to her she didn’t need to run away

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 5 днів тому +14

    "I'm Greek" is a mediocre gay singles scene line

    • @nickb5371
      @nickb5371 5 днів тому

      What does it mean? Like in the ancient terms of their sexuality being male centric or something totally different?

    • @64siskat96
      @64siskat96 2 дні тому +1

      @@nickb5371i guess

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 День тому

      @@nickb5371
      More modern terms are associated but yeah, Greeks have been called effeminate as an edgy-joke / insult for millennium. By the Turkish, by the ancient Romans.. Maybe even the Persians, I'm not a historian.

  • @justheretocommentokdontwan685
    @justheretocommentokdontwan685 2 дні тому +3

    i'm sure if any of these guys had the women's perspective of how they come off they'd change their behaviour quickly and realise what they were doing wrong, more self awareness would be so helpful to a lot of people

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 День тому

      That's the thing, I don't understand why they can't be mature, these are mostly 19-40 year old guys doing this s**t, they need to stop wasting these poor women's time.
      Making the excuse that
      "IF IT WERE A WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN IT WOULDN'T BE CREEPY"..
      Doesn't work, any self respecting man would see it as creepy and would not appreciate it also, especially being bothered at their place of employment.
      But they can't learn self-respect it would seem...

  • @jackwilson296
    @jackwilson296 5 днів тому +5

    That dimitri guy reminds me of a vampire from underworld

  • @thebestfontever
    @thebestfontever День тому +1

    the pickup lines don't work guy ALMOST. ALMOST had jasmine. she was so flattered. and then he said just kidding. x_x

  • @Johnpork911
    @Johnpork911 4 дні тому +2

    17:30 she’s not laughing with you she’s laughing at you

  • @neongreen1404
    @neongreen1404 День тому

    Omg the laughing guy gives me such an ick. Every single time he opened his mouth, I fought the cringe. I kept scooting away from my phone

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 5 днів тому +2

    @15:00 Just be glad you came along before cell phone video
    and after streaking which was my college arc

  • @th3an0nym0u5864
    @th3an0nym0u5864 2 дні тому +2

    26:42 he looks like fuckin' Corey Feldman and Tommy Wiseau had a baby together...

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 4 дні тому +1

    People like this are real unfortunately.
    I had a stalker who kept coming to my workplace, he found my social media, and he thought he was psychic - he was calling police about the disappearance/m**der of a toddler in a high profile case nearby.
    We’d met once over drinks, and he was just some random guy.

  • @lezarnoname4037
    @lezarnoname4037 5 днів тому +13

    0:18 😭

  • @UnknownRage419
    @UnknownRage419 16 годин тому

    starting a small talk by asking the other person about their information is instantly a red flag and a bad move...
    if you wanna talk to someone just talk about your surroundings or how your day has been... asking someone you just met where they're from and how old are they is just weird and makes you look like a creep, don't ask that right away.

  • @bad.D
    @bad.D 5 днів тому +6

    creep: my laugh sounds like the joker
    me: my colt sounds like a .45

  • @Angivel
    @Angivel 4 дні тому +1

    Humble bragging is one of the most cringe things I know. And grossly, it often seems to work😒

  • @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire
    @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire 5 днів тому +1

    It's "protective" to cut her off from everyone else? What?

  • @valepaola_
    @valepaola_ 5 днів тому +5

    3:38 yo why this kinda ….

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 2 дні тому +1

    second hand cringe is real and it hurts

  • @coolteen2861
    @coolteen2861 День тому

    1:00:47 bro sounds like he’s raging on a COD match 🤣

  • @thomasblackcraft
    @thomasblackcraft 5 днів тому +1

    The first guy is setting himself up
    for a massive, ugly scandal…😂😂😂

  • @ashtinulrich77
    @ashtinulrich77 5 днів тому

    First of all, you should have pulled an Usher music video cameo. I've done that a couple of times without the ripping of the shirt, tho.

  • @Ava-KimLee
    @Ava-KimLee 4 дні тому +1

    1:00:42 he used Hawaiian goddess’s as his album cover 😭 (look up pele and namaka)

  • @neptunehorizon702
    @neptunehorizon702 5 днів тому +1

    The joker one got me

  • @everybodylovesniko
    @everybodylovesniko 6 годин тому

    in the hot topic clip, 5 seconds into that interaction if I was him I would have hauled ass out of there

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 5 днів тому +1

    There's a good episode of 'Lucifer' that Dimitri got his approach from. Hilarious!

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 5 днів тому +1

      Sears has been up to this stuff since before 2016 when Lucifer first aired. So maybe Lucifer stole the approach from him. 😅

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 5 днів тому

      @@Mikeanglo noticed that, too lazy to edit. still, it's beyond what I thought an actual person would pull. I blame trumq and tiktok. Ppl gone find out a lot soon enough, about what works and what takes chunks outa yer ass

    • @Prod_TKJ808
      @Prod_TKJ808 3 дні тому

      @@macswanton9622what does trump have to do with Dimitri’s pickup style at all 😭 holy shit you’re weird

  • @uwu-uv4mg
    @uwu-uv4mg 3 дні тому +1

    I absolutely hate that zoom in zoom out on tiktok. Cant even keep a camera still because of brain rot

  • @michellemacdonald966
    @michellemacdonald966 5 днів тому

    Think I peed a little. Love you Charlie, big hugs from Canada.

  • @AdamDaBoi
    @AdamDaBoi 5 днів тому +4

    Don’t worry, everyone, the joker laughing guy’s laugh is so unbelievably perfect, he just made it into a one where we all would assume he’s weak at it. He’ll start his villain arc and get all the kitties. (Joke)

  • @MsBrynnElizabeth
    @MsBrynnElizabeth 5 днів тому

    On the upside I didn’t know someone made a cover of don’t worry be happy.
    Good to know.

  • @SimonPetricock
    @SimonPetricock 5 днів тому

    That joker one got me

  • @Primo-fg8gk
    @Primo-fg8gk 3 дні тому

    the mfirst 30 mseconds of charlie being a fuck boi was life changing

  • @Mister-Awesome-Sauce
    @Mister-Awesome-Sauce 13 годин тому

    On the creepiest guy ever video the dude talks like he’s in a saw movie

  • @heathburnet5261
    @heathburnet5261 4 дні тому

    Charlie in a black shirt is not something I thought I'd ever see

  • @Homanjer
    @Homanjer 3 дні тому +1

    I've never had this happen before, but I physically cannot watch/listen the joker guy clip... I will just skip to the next one I guess.

  • @coolteen2861
    @coolteen2861 День тому

    1:00:50 the lyrics speak for themselves

  • @reasorlloyd1
    @reasorlloyd1 4 дні тому

    There’s a lady singing chorus in that crazy song, holy shit.

  • @slimely9758
    @slimely9758 5 днів тому +2

    i feel like the joker guy genuinely does have a laugh like the joker and tried to show her but then thought abut the stupid ass why so serious meme and it actually made him laugh. there have been times where i wanted to show someone something or explain something funny and then i just start dying of laughter before i can even do anything

  • @kerriharris7418
    @kerriharris7418 3 дні тому

    I had a guy I had to cut off as a friend once because he would do the joker laugh and smack constantly. Amongst other super creepy things. 😢

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 5 днів тому +2

    59:52 That guy’s also a sovcit. This is why sovcits are dangerous.

    • @Basebidet0
      @Basebidet0 5 днів тому +2

      Sovcit?

    • @Tyler-hk4wo
      @Tyler-hk4wo 5 днів тому +2

      @@Basebidet0 sovereign citizen

    • @Basebidet0
      @Basebidet0 5 днів тому +3

      @@Tyler-hk4wo ahh so complete lunacy

  • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
    @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 5 днів тому +1

    Oh the comments on this is bout to be wild.

  • @user_friendly_9388
    @user_friendly_9388 5 днів тому

    I didn't know Simpmaxxing was a thing since I saw the first guy...

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 День тому

    That pick up line guy,why do they all sound like that? It’s like there’s an incel accent

  • @FiveBangers
    @FiveBangers 5 днів тому +1

    How old this is?

  • @michellemacdonald966
    @michellemacdonald966 5 днів тому

    Said from Confucius!

  • @shadwz0
    @shadwz0 5 днів тому

    Critikal kinda has the joker laugh

  • @StreberinLiebe
    @StreberinLiebe День тому

    As a Lauren, this dude's song in the 49:15 portion makes me feel second hand cringe for her so bad XD

  • @Longbajubi
    @Longbajubi 5 днів тому

    Can someone make me feel safe that the 1st guy still alive please?

  • @christyking4155
    @christyking4155 5 днів тому +2

    Is he in his parents basement?

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 5 днів тому +2

      Could you tell by the window behind him?

  • @user-nw1wc1jo4l
    @user-nw1wc1jo4l 5 днів тому

    omg charlie your room looks like your old room again

  • @ADHDpancakesurprise
    @ADHDpancakesurprise 18 годин тому

    Oh so much cringe. Just concentrated in one place. Glorious.

  • @stepver2273
    @stepver2273 4 дні тому

    Cheating on crit comp by being here

  • @PeachyBunz
    @PeachyBunz 3 дні тому

    26:42 he looks like a Great Value version of Tommy Wiseau.
    BOBBY WISEAU

  • @zacharysherry2910
    @zacharysherry2910 3 дні тому

    That was gross Charlie

  • @sikunowlol
    @sikunowlol 5 днів тому +1

    wheres nick polom here?

  • @TrickyTrixTv
    @TrickyTrixTv 2 дні тому

    I'm not in relationship because mondern day relationship aren't worth it to me, got so much on my plate I'm just independent

  • @TROwens
    @TROwens 4 дні тому

    I believe the first El Tardareno just removed himself from the gene pool without dying 😂

  • @im-haileyd
    @im-haileyd 12 годин тому

    Why so serious??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MatthewCauldwell
    @MatthewCauldwell День тому

    39:55 100% not true Charlie. Ok if you do it on camera then men and women are 99% of the time say no, but if you're in a place that's a known pick up place ie bar club etc then its different. If you're actually funny you can say a corny pickup line and it can work, so does just saying hello and how are you doing can I get you a drink? Its all in the guy and wether or not they would talk to you already.

  • @MoneyMitrovic333
    @MoneyMitrovic333 4 дні тому

    Feel bad for the woman in the 2nd video, but she is wrong about beaches. You can have beaches at lakes, rivers or any water body large enough to have… beaches!

  • @therealdragon3719
    @therealdragon3719 5 днів тому +1

    Chickens

  • @ashtinulrich77
    @ashtinulrich77 5 днів тому

    STAHPPP!! 😂

  • @n3rd_th1ng
    @n3rd_th1ng 5 днів тому +1

    0:21

  • @JustSome_Username
    @JustSome_Username 5 днів тому +1

    Very good much wow

  • @mobbossbobross390
    @mobbossbobross390 5 днів тому

    Hi

  • @MatthewCauldwell
    @MatthewCauldwell День тому

    18:25 I am pretty sure this is flipped and this woman is trying her hardest to make her engagement/wedding 💍 very obviously shown with the pretend to cover her mouth as she laughs, that may have not been so noticeable today or a couple of years in the past from the date filmed because why does she need to cover her mouth well laughing well you're wearing a surgical mask 😷. Lmao. Come on my dude take a hint.

  • @oliverhorwood2339
    @oliverhorwood2339 21 годину тому

    49:39 can you write a song about meeee :) please

  • @the_one_and_carpool
    @the_one_and_carpool 5 днів тому +1

    THAT JOKER LAUGHIG WAS ACTUALLY KAMALA HARRIS

  • @fufufluffmuffin
    @fufufluffmuffin 2 дні тому

    What voicemail box lets you leave messages that long. LOL. Fake.

  • @WAViolenceLLC
    @WAViolenceLLC 5 днів тому +1

    Why can't people come up with their own content... The least you could do is react to it or add something to them not just use somebody else's name and content to try to get clout lmao.

    • @Bishop228
      @Bishop228 5 днів тому +1

      Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Look at the channel name. It’s over 1 million subscribers. Charlie is literally in the name of the channel, they aren’t trying to get clout or using someone else’s content. It’s shown quite clearly who’s content it is. One of the dumbest comments I’ve ever seen.

    • @ohcaptainmeowcaptain
      @ohcaptainmeowcaptain 3 дні тому +1

      this is his official clip channel goober

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 2 дні тому

      @@ohcaptainmeowcaptainit was sarcasm babes

    • @ohcaptainmeowcaptain
      @ohcaptainmeowcaptain 2 дні тому

      @@nowirehangers2815oh no now I’m the goob

  • @havoc4381
    @havoc4381 5 днів тому

    sub hour gang!!!

  • @cindyvt
    @cindyvt 5 днів тому +1

    poop

  • @ashtinulrich77
    @ashtinulrich77 5 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @REALClaytonbigsby
    @REALClaytonbigsby 2 дні тому

    Imagine hating on a guy for taking a shot

  • @jackwilson296
    @jackwilson296 5 днів тому +1

    I feel bad for the dude who went into the hot topic I know she wasn’t interested but she could have been less cold and just said she has a boyfriend or some shit

    • @TheOtherCaleb
      @TheOtherCaleb 5 днів тому

      Yeah bro tried so hard 💀

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 днів тому +11

      No, that isn't how it works ny guy. He should have probably taken the hint when she was that cold and uninterested. As someone who this has happened to, I wish I was that cold because my guy would constantly come back to torment me daily, she did great.

    • @jackwilson296
      @jackwilson296 5 днів тому

      @ nah I know what you mean but how else are dudes supposed to strike a conversation with someone or learn how to talk to ladies idk I just think she could’ve taken it as a compliment and let him down softer than the one word answers and also who is to say this guy is a creep he could be or he could be nice she and we will never know 😂

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 днів тому +7

      ​@@jackwilson296He is a creep lol I don't need any more proof than that video. The moment a girl is clearly uncomfortable and/or not interested in you and you keep pressing, you automatically get a creep badge of dishonor lol. I am reasonable though and will say, hopefully he learned a lesson and changed how he goes about things and hopefully he can lose that badge he got from that encounter. You HAVE to take the hints in these types of things, if you are gonna shoot your shot at least know when to put the gun away, you know?

    • @jackwilson296
      @jackwilson296 5 днів тому +1

      @ word up Some dudes literally have no game and this guy definitely had negative game I guess that’s why I felt kinda bad I hope we can debate again on some more moist clips 😂