Thought it'd be good background audio for playing games. Never have I had to alt tab so many times just to pause it so I can recover from these texts, I'm only 6 minutes in.
Should have watched those story time videos, I was playing games and then all of a sudden I hear Harley Quinn fart porn 😭😭 Had to skip to the next section so fast
It terrifies me how similar I am to him. I wonder if I really do act that pretentious... fuck. Like I at least don't brag about my height or fitness (cause there is nothing to brag about) but still doesn't help that I am similar to him in the first place.
@@skeleton1_goose8 if this guy reeled this shit in 80% and didn't think so much of himself and what he deserves and so little of women, he'd probably be a chill normal guy. if you're also on the spectrum and trying to learn how to be likable from other people (been there) then the only advice i can give is that people care way more about authenticy than what charisma on command or a romantic lead would act/sound like, and they HATE being made to feel like you're trying to trick them into liking you (that's why the kelse thing gets under your skin so awfully). the fact that you're even thinking about this probably shows that you're at least one rung down from whatever he has going on, so don't be too hard on yourself, and im here if u wanna talk about it.
Kelsayyyyyy!! I saw your UA-cam account and thought I'd shoot my shot haha 😅 unrelated I hit 80 second planks and have rippling abs and I'm blindingly handsome, not to forget I'm a REAL catch because in so cute😊 also big feet (you know what that means baby doll 😉 😜 ☺) big socks...
The one time I had a grown man actually go way past an appropriate line he also kept apologizing but kept doing it. They aren't really apologizing, they are trying to pretend like they are self aware so that if you call them out after the fact they are like "what I said I know it's weird, why are YOU weird"
Yeah you just hit the head on the nail. Haha, im so sorry, i wanted to be funny. I know im weird, but thats just me -_= lol im a weirdo. But cute, a cute weirde. Maybe potentionally your cute weirdo? Hahah forget it, just joking..or no ;) im sooooo sorry if this i weird but i feel like your energy matches mine so well and i know what im worth😮 i have big sock baby girl 😅
when i was 16 i had a guy BEG me to take the train across the city (like 2/2.5hrs) because “sorry im just rlly horny rn sorry ik im being weird i cant help it” we had been talking for about 10 minutes lmfaoo
First guy reminds me of the Rick And Morty scene where Morty takes Jessica out to dinner and became high in charisma but low in social awareness because of a sci-fi machine so she just found him super crazy the whole time.
The first one with the voice recording kinda felt like when a villain kidnaps the main character and tells the whole plan and reason why he's doing this
The cringe from the first one was so overwhelming i had to take breaks. He sounded like he downed 3 vodka an red bull , took a line of coke then just let loose. Listening to him was physically painful.
aw, come on guys. he was just letting his inner quirk out! ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ yes, he's a LITTLE silly... but that's the charm of it, right? haha, ha... okay, i guess not. i probably sound so stupid right now (; ; ) ...sorry, i'm not usually such a baka >n
Treat your kids right, value the relationship you have with your kids instead of prioritizing what other people would think of how you raise your kids Being a good parent prevents a lot of these insecurities and emotional instablility
@@mao7fair, kids is a giant important responsibility, if you don't want kids i dont think its even SLIGHTLY worth it to force yourself into it and have wallet and responsibility insecurities for...the rest of your life, better break up
They use a reverse image search to search for photos they get from your profile and find any other profiles with the same photo on any other platforms. You should avoid using the photos you use on your dating profiles on any social media accounts to help avoid that.
It doesn’t have to be the same photo though, any photo that they run through will bring back results with similar facial features. You’d have to change your whole facial features lol
The first guy is so intrinsically interesting. He keeps telling her that he feels insecure looking for her to comfort him, whether he knows what he’s doing or not, that is an interesting way to begin a “relationship” he just keep going, obviously looking for her to say “no no no you’re not embarrassing yourself it’s sweet” etc. he is trying to begin a relationship by acting incredibly clingy and insecure. So weird. And he just keeps going. I understand a lot of the creeps on here during their meltdowns. I have BPD and I experience splitting, although I control it much better than some of them. But I would never ever ever do that to someone who I didn’t know for a long time and feel comfortable with. And when I split, I never insult them, never say anything beyond “hey I’m feeling x and y is why” and maybe some times I do text too much, and bombard people, but I’m working on it. I haven’t done it in a while because I’ve been working on healing myself instead of creating more wounds.
First dude is cringe for real, but you can tell he's very socially awkward and probably an introvert forcing himself out of his comfort zone. A good starting point for being a serial killer.
That whole segment about going to the park and feeding the ducks just confirmed he wasn’t okay. People gotta be careful with those dating apps. Those sites only attract the people you wouldn’t want in a relationship….
The first guy reminds me SO MUCH of one of my exes. He was 30 when I was like 19 and very toxic and manipulative. He was very odd, poor Kelsey having to endure that
Oh god, same! I was 20 and he was 27 so not that big of an age gap as you but he thinks he’s so interesting and intelligent, it really does become pathetic after a while 😂
Finally hit that point where I can’t remember all these videos and am coming back to rewatch. 2 hours of unhinged psychotic behavior with Charlie to guide me along the way hits the spot.
Literally the "WOOOO YEAH BABY" meme comes to mind! Chicken and mac n cheese, plus some green beans on the side? That's heaven on a plate. Also, if my partner went through the effort of making a meal and wanted to share it with me, I would appreciate that no matter what. It could be the most inedible, burnt to a crisp, unappetizing, dubious food on the planet and I would thank them for it, maybe help them make something we can both enjoy. I wouldn't be throwing a hissy fit and breaking up with them just because something happened out of their control. It's like these people just don't like their partners at all!
@@louieronay536 Kinda yeah lol! I was honestly just being a lil dramatic, but the point still stands. I'm autistic and food is a big issue for me, so I just wanted to put in my two cents for the people who want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt because "what if he's autistic?" It's just not an excuse to be cruel to someone you're supposed to care about. (Also, I really like your Pim profile pic!)
every time this guy says "fuck" or "fucking" it sounds like he's saying it for the first time ever, he puts his whole chest into pronouncing every syllable
@@TheRealBoomslice bro you don't know the first of it. He's still replying to comments on the original video to this day. Fucking unhinged, delusional, and lacking self awareness. Apparently he's suing the woman
if a guy wants a trad wife without being a trad husband... they dont want a trad wife, they want to be coddled by a mother that does everything for them.
Watching this compilation has a way different impact after watching all the previous Charlie story compilations... When Charlie reacts to these weirdo, you KNOW he's been in that exact same position...
@@tbgtabias 🎵"Put on meeeee (Put on me) Put me onnnn (Put on me) I'll be gone Hopefully soooooon" 🎵 The first thing that popped into my head after reading your reply. 😂
I agree with the person that commented the first guy might being going through a manic episode of some sorts, its a stretch but thinking about it is so scary
Cringe text messages are both funny to laugh at and relatable because we've all had a period when we were in our teens and acted similar if not just like this
@@vampiresquid_1HAAA FRRR I WAS LOOKIN FOR THAT COMMENT. Getting love bombed feels like you got your entire heart ripped out and youre able to get it back but it won’t let you.
1:07:19 “Skibidibe bop doo wop I can Jandle” 😂 this needs to become an actual word. I think it should be something adjacent to what you were talking about 😂
I have a kid in my class who acts and talks just like that. They try to act so self aware and quirky for no reason. I don't know if they think they're in an anime or think it's funny
Man, I was doing real good. I've been kind of suprised and proud of myself, how I managed to just stoically wing the first story, despite the massive cringe it creates. I felt like I finally reached the point where none of these stories manage to make me cringe. But when he started the duck story towards the end of his assault, I lost it. I felt all the cringe pour down on me and realized, there is no immunity to certain levels of cringe.
The first guy sounds so incredibly manic it is ridiculous. He needs some SERIOUS help. The whole message sounds like someone talking about the topic they most passionate about in life, except its just inane rambling amounting to basically nothing.
i have a story from tinder for anyone who wants to listen... i met this guy on tinder, I was a 20 yr. old woman, almost 21 now, but i had been struggling with past S.H problems and had relapsed a couple days before I went on a date with this guy. he brought flowers, kissed my hand, told me i was pretty, ect. we went out for ice cream and went to a park. we started walking down a little paved trail in the park and we were just talking about life when the topic of trauma and S.H came up. i was already getting uncomfortable because he was getting super touchy and he grabbed my hip a little too hard. he asked to see my fresh cuts, and as a naive lil woman who just got dumped a couple months earlier, i showed them to him. these were deep, so it was a nasty scab. i pulled up my sweater, showed them to him, and he looked at them with a sorrowful smile... when i tell you this guy not only KISSED my scabs on the FIRST DATE, but he even OPENED HIS MOUTH AND LICKED THEM! yeah, i blocked him as soon as i got home.
Yea, glad to hear you cut that shit off in the end. I doubt your psyche would have seen any chance of improvement with this dude. I also hope you are in a much better place now!
That first guy reminds me of brian from Family Guy Also, that last guy reminds me of that one npc from the Yakuza games that dances around in his underwear.
Thought it'd be good background audio for playing games. Never have I had to alt tab so many times just to pause it so I can recover from these texts, I'm only 6 minutes in.
I'll have to try playing games with this later
Charlie is the only background audio I use for games tbh
Unless it's war thunder
Should have watched those story time videos, I was playing games and then all of a sudden I hear Harley Quinn fart porn 😭😭
Had to skip to the next section so fast
@@bigjalapeno7061 im doing it rn, trying to look for games to buy as well so any suggestions would be cool
@@VioletMilks Lol what the hell
Cringe chats are some of my favourite Charlie content
Same
The 2nd hand embarrassment hits like a truck but it’s too good
he needs to relapse (he wld call it an addiction xD)
This and douchetubers lol
It is my favorite 😂
Bro. That first guy... im exhausted.
That last message; i thought it was almost over, then i see there are 2 and half minutes left of him speaking.
right? lmaooo
I think he just loves the sound of his own voice. It just never ends.
It terrifies me how similar I am to him. I wonder if I really do act that pretentious... fuck. Like I at least don't brag about my height or fitness (cause there is nothing to brag about) but still doesn't help that I am similar to him in the first place.
@@skeleton1_goose8 Im incredibly sorry to hear that
@@skeleton1_goose8 if this guy reeled this shit in 80% and didn't think so much of himself and what he deserves and so little of women, he'd probably be a chill normal guy. if you're also on the spectrum and trying to learn how to be likable from other people (been there) then the only advice i can give is that people care way more about authenticy than what charisma on command or a romantic lead would act/sound like, and they HATE being made to feel like you're trying to trick them into liking you (that's why the kelse thing gets under your skin so awfully). the fact that you're even thinking about this probably shows that you're at least one rung down from whatever he has going on, so don't be too hard on yourself, and im here if u wanna talk about it.
That first guy had me feeling as sick as a frail Victorian child
Shucks I was just singing to a bunch of senior citizens 👉👈😃 pretty heckin wholesome
With small pox
Great sentence lol I'm gonna use it!😊
armenian cory
Americans are so weird
Ngl when he shouted kelseyyyyyyy my heart dropped 😂
You obviously dont know the definition of “randomly” lol
@@UnderwaterShadowoopies
Kelsayyyyyy!!
I saw your UA-cam account and thought I'd shoot my shot haha 😅 unrelated I hit 80 second planks and have rippling abs and I'm blindingly handsome, not to forget I'm a REAL catch because in so cute😊 also big feet (you know what that means baby doll 😉 😜 ☺) big socks...
Neckbeards cant help to correct 😭
Kelseyyyyy!!! I have big hands!!!
“Big feet..so you know what that means babydoll big socks haha” HELP WHAT IS THIS IM GONNA KMS. CHARLIES REACTION IS ME BRO 16:57
It caught me so off guard 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i had a full body reaction
YOOO 😂😂😂 'why... would you do that?'
“Your scaring me”😭😭😭 I literally came to the comments to quote this. So glad I seen this comment
"Big feet...." Charlie "You're scaring me....."
Is one of the funniest things I've seen lol.
Yeah he’s scaring me too 😨
"big shoes, see if you know what that means babydoll" is the most terrifying thing u can receive from a voice note from a dude you DON'T KNOW
It’s the look on his face as he says it 😂
The one time I had a grown man actually go way past an appropriate line he also kept apologizing but kept doing it. They aren't really apologizing, they are trying to pretend like they are self aware so that if you call them out after the fact they are like "what I said I know it's weird, why are YOU weird"
Yeah you just hit the head on the nail. Haha, im so sorry, i wanted to be funny. I know im weird, but thats just me -_= lol im a weirdo. But cute, a cute weirde. Maybe potentionally your cute weirdo? Hahah forget it, just joking..or no ;) im sooooo sorry if this i weird but i feel like your energy matches mine so well and i know what im worth😮 i have big sock baby girl 😅
Lmao@@Ahayeahishere
@@Ahayeahisheretf even is this
when i was 16 i had a guy BEG me to take the train across the city (like 2/2.5hrs) because “sorry im just rlly horny rn sorry ik im being weird i cant help it”
we had been talking for about 10 minutes lmfaoo
@@wrenheadempty He's satirizing the way those dudes act.
First guy reminds me of the Rick And Morty scene where Morty takes Jessica out to dinner and became high in charisma but low in social awareness because of a sci-fi machine so she just found him super crazy the whole time.
Am I the only one that also kinda hears Brian from family guy??
Hearing Charlie’s voice every now and then during the first guy kept me tethered to reality before I drifted too far.
he's very good at bringing people back to reality i think
The first one with the voice recording kinda felt like when a villain kidnaps the main character and tells the whole plan and reason why he's doing this
Reminds me of Austin Jones for some reason
Omg it does 😂😂
"You might have heard of them..Metallica" had me rolling 6:50
It’s actually insane how all of these blend together. These texts sound like 2 hours of the same person.
Man, having a friend for seven years only to find out that it all was a lie. That's just so sad, it's unreal.
i actully had that kind of experience but for me its 2 year rather then 7
Yea bigger lie that the fridge was.
@@daedragroz8346 4:43 4:43 4:43 4:44 4:44 4:44 4:44 4:45 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:32 4:34 4:34 4:34 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:36 4:36 4:36 4:36 4:36
That's the type of stuff that permenantly ruins human connections for people. 😔
That's why women shouldnt be friends with men, just gay men lol
The cringe from the first one was so overwhelming i had to take breaks. He sounded like he downed 3 vodka an red bull , took a line of coke then just let loose. Listening to him was physically painful.
mentally as well ;-;
@@chaislaw5014 he still replies in the original video's comments too. Lacking self awareness of course. Fuckin serial killer type
Im convinced he’s not sober 😭
aw, come on guys. he was just letting his inner quirk out! ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
yes, he's a LITTLE silly... but that's the charm of it, right?
haha, ha... okay, i guess not. i probably sound so stupid right now (; ; )
...sorry, i'm not usually such a baka >n
Tryna focus in a game with that shit in my ear was impossible lmao😂
without my glasses and being half asleep he really does look like keanu reeves
If he had a bit shorter hair it would be uncanny
Lol
Reaaaaallll
I squinted my eye and i immediately saw it
What’s even more funnier is that he has the weapons that John Wick would have
The guy lying about feeding the ducks is some Curious George type shit lol
guy was so used to being shut down and defending himself that when she was actually down to be a trad wife he panicked and went defensive anyway
Truly the bedtime stories of all time.
I'm definitely listening to this to wind down
lmao i love to listen to charlie to sleep but i cant sleep to the cringe messages gotta put on something else of his the cringe keeps me awake
Treat your kids right, value the relationship you have with your kids instead of prioritizing what other people would think of how you raise your kids
Being a good parent prevents a lot of these insecurities and emotional instablility
Sounds about right
I took the easy way: just not have kids.
Fuckin broke up with my long term ex who wanted kids. Not me no sirree
@@mao7fair, kids is a giant important responsibility, if you don't want kids i dont think its even SLIGHTLY worth it to force yourself into it and have wallet and responsibility insecurities for...the rest of your life, better break up
What? I love the dudes that climb up on a soapbox NO MATTER the tropic.
THANKS UA-cam JESUS!!! Can you come down off your cross now? We need the wood.
They use a reverse image search to search for photos they get from your profile and find any other profiles with the same photo on any other platforms. You should avoid using the photos you use on your dating profiles on any social media accounts to help avoid that.
Noted
Wouldn't have even thought of that. Wild stuff. Thanks for letting folks know, though!
Underrated comment 🙏🏻
It doesn’t have to be the same photo though, any photo that they run through will bring back results with similar facial features. You’d have to change your whole facial features lol
@@UnderwaterShadow 🧢
1:56 these messages give off the same energy as those awkward tik toks of people doing the cringe indie visual novel sprite idle animations
In the second story, the female friend deserves a shout out for her emotional intelligence. She handled that situation like a champ. Legend.
So much patience to not completely lose her mind at how ridiculously awful that dude was being
Agreed, though he kinda lost the right of communication when he started saying weird shit about his D size and her boyfriend.
I fell asleep watching Berserk & woke up to this
Whole different kind of apostles here, instead of a demon form they just become a cringy text spirit w a phone
Spoilers: Charlie reads his own texts for 2 hours
I hope this gets more likes. Thank you for the laugh
biggest plot twist of the centuray
Best comment.
ts so funny 😭😭😭 ill like ur comment next week fs
@@kannyesouthThis made me giggle, imma follow you home
The first guy is so intrinsically interesting. He keeps telling her that he feels insecure looking for her to comfort him, whether he knows what he’s doing or not, that is an interesting way to begin a “relationship” he just keep going, obviously looking for her to say “no no no you’re not embarrassing yourself it’s sweet” etc. he is trying to begin a relationship by acting incredibly clingy and insecure. So weird. And he just keeps going.
I understand a lot of the creeps on here during their meltdowns. I have BPD and I experience splitting, although I control it much better than some of them. But I would never ever ever do that to someone who I didn’t know for a long time and feel comfortable with. And when I split, I never insult them, never say anything beyond “hey I’m feeling x and y is why” and maybe some times I do text too much, and bombard people, but I’m working on it. I haven’t done it in a while because I’ve been working on healing myself instead of creating more wounds.
First dude is cringe for real, but you can tell he's very socially awkward and probably an introvert forcing himself out of his comfort zone. A good starting point for being a serial killer.
Wasn’t expecting the last sentence LMFAO
I seriously used to know a guy just like him and his voice even sounds eerily similar, it's horrifying 😂
I'm an introvert that's socially awkward and I'm not like this lol
He talks like a serial killer from a Hallmark movie.
@@Zapdos97ig ur a serial killer as well
16:59 you’re scaring me😂😂😂
This caused me physical pain.
Loved it
You like pain
Same, makes me feel alive.
I started biting my fingers to distract my brain from the unholy cringe 😭
“6ft… no one has dated me for my abs and hair..80sec side planks..” WHO DOES BRO THINK HE IS OH MY GOD NO WOMAN IN HISTORY FINDS THIS ATTRACTIVE 16:28
Clearly stating he's bald with a belly 💀
Classic complaint from people who get rejected "women only like 6ft men" i dont think i have seen a 6ft man and a woman couple in my life
@@firegator6853I knew a 6ft guy who slept around (I knew the women he slept with) but he never had a girlfriend
Hmm wonder if anyone has ever told that first guy to “stfu”. Because I’ve been doing that the entire video and he isn’t even talking to me.
How tf have I never seen that first video that's some of Charlie's best commentary 😂
Mr. Plumf and Mrs. Plumfette are truly peak cringe
Cat wandering around in the background like “ Lord, he’s at it again.”
The first guy sounded like he had a manic episode. Probably needs to see a psychiatrist
That whole segment about going to the park and feeding the ducks just confirmed he wasn’t okay.
People gotta be careful with those dating apps. Those sites only attract the people you wouldn’t want in a relationship….
me
if you go to charlie's vídeo he still in the comments responding to everyone lmao
@@mao7 his username is dazedandconfused86, he even replied to me lol
But he said he was already in therapy.
Good lord I thought I didn't know how to talk to wonen but after listening to the first 20 minutes I feel very confident in myself.
16:53 The cut to Charlie's face. LMAO.
😭😭😭
The first guy reminds me SO MUCH of one of my exes. He was 30 when I was like 19 and very toxic and manipulative. He was very odd, poor Kelsey having to endure that
Oh god, same! I was 20 and he was 27 so not that big of an age gap as you but he thinks he’s so interesting and intelligent, it really does become pathetic after a while 😂
“Be with an alpha like me! A real man! Who cries when he texts!” 😂😂😂 Charlie has me dyyyinnnggg
Finally. Now, I can eat. Thank you
The fact that the first guy was multi texting AND sending like 3 minute audio messages just fcking kills me
Finally hit that point where I can’t remember all these videos and am coming back to rewatch. 2 hours of unhinged psychotic behavior with Charlie to guide me along the way hits the spot.
I have never appreciated getting youtube ads until watching these compilations
The “giving the ugly girl a chance” has became a npc dialogue
ngl, if I was going to my gf's for dinner, and found out the choice of meal changed from porkchops to chicken and macncheese, I would be STOKED bro
Real shit
Literally the "WOOOO YEAH BABY" meme comes to mind! Chicken and mac n cheese, plus some green beans on the side? That's heaven on a plate.
Also, if my partner went through the effort of making a meal and wanted to share it with me, I would appreciate that no matter what. It could be the most inedible, burnt to a crisp, unappetizing, dubious food on the planet and I would thank them for it, maybe help them make something we can both enjoy. I wouldn't be throwing a hissy fit and breaking up with them just because something happened out of their control. It's like these people just don't like their partners at all!
@@cromchychipdip5982 u type like that dude from the first video
@@louieronay536 Kinda yeah lol! I was honestly just being a lil dramatic, but the point still stands. I'm autistic and food is a big issue for me, so I just wanted to put in my two cents for the people who want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt because "what if he's autistic?" It's just not an excuse to be cruel to someone you're supposed to care about.
(Also, I really like your Pim profile pic!)
I remember watching most of these a long while ago, damn it hurts to rewatch lol
Love these compilations! Good to remember the older shit
I really want new material, cringe content is my favorite
every time this guy says "fuck" or "fucking" it sounds like he's saying it for the first time ever, he puts his whole chest into pronouncing every syllable
Watch your language pal! Sensor them at least 😎
15:06 he doesn’t stop talking. Like dude stafu. I think he should just date himself since he loves to hear himself talk lol
If he loved himself he wouldn’t be seeking approval from hundreds of uninterested women
The first one is your average VR chat player 💀
First guy wears a fedora and that SpongeBob shirt to perform for 80 year olds
The first guy is me when I send voice messages to my friends😭😭
Hahahaha: "7 years betting on the wrong horse". Made me laugh...
Technical foul indeed a Redonkulous is WILD lmao
I think the first guy was going for the "we've already known each other forever" technique. The problem is hes just more goofy than relatable.
@@TheRealBoomslice bro you don't know the first of it. He's still replying to comments on the original video to this day. Fucking unhinged, delusional, and lacking self awareness. Apparently he's suing the woman
the inhale at 10:14 from forgetting to breathe during word vomit
Omg. I didn't even catch that lmfao. What a blabbermouth loser. Jesus Christ...
That first guy is giving serious Andy Bernard from The Office vibes. Dear God
He wishes
The Nard Dog ... 😮
@@ReizokoRyu rrrrrridit dit ditooooo
First guy felt like the whole 2 hours jesus christ
Charlie sounds so natural reading these messages
He definitely texted like one of these guys back in high school
@@Yreaklesdefinitely
the first few stories made me feel like the acid guy from rick and morty. i thought i was immune. the pork chop dude reminded me of my mortality.
First dude is so fucking fascinated with himself.
Him acting ‘self conscious’ yet not even really explaining why he’s talking to the girl and instead talks abt himself continuously
These texts make me genuinely afraid to ever talk to a woman ever again, but I can’t stop watching these videos
Why afraid? Just be normal and yourself nothing to fear
@@dOnDee831 that’s what the guys in the video did😂
I’m mostly joking around don’t worry
@@Zames2468phew 😮💨
i grew my eyes and ears to watch charlie
if a guy wants a trad wife without being a trad husband... they dont want a trad wife, they want to be coddled by a mother that does everything for them.
Dude the first guy it’s brutal, there were multiple times where I was like bro just shut the fuck up 😂😭
I would hope to god anyone in my life would kill me if I yapped for several uninterrupted minutes like that
16:57 one of my absolute favorite moments in any Charlie video. The way he says he's scaring him always gets me😂
Watching this compilation has a way different impact after watching all the previous Charlie story compilations...
When Charlie reacts to these weirdo, you KNOW he's been in that exact same position...
I love when dad reads me stories for bed
thank you for this vid Charlie. I now feel like the God damn rizzler in comparison to this guy 😭
Same
pmo = Piss me off. I figured that out in 3 seconds despite never seeing it before lmao.
It took me a while to get it, because I was listening while playing a game. I thought it was UPMO until I saw the screen. 😀
Peorn, master baiting, and organism
haven't finished the video but thought
pmo was "put me on"
@@tbgtabias 🎵"Put on meeeee
(Put on me)
Put me onnnn
(Put on me)
I'll be gone
Hopefully soooooon" 🎵
The first thing that popped into my head after reading your reply. 😂
I have a more powerful phrase than "I have a boyfriend". It goes like this: "sorry, I'm aroace."
I've never given myself an aneurysm
But that first video
I agree with the person that commented the first guy might being going through a manic episode of some sorts, its a stretch but thinking about it is so scary
16:50 i was listening to this half asleep and when i tell you i literally flinched awake
8:23 this dude heard confidence is key and hit Mach 3 with it 😂😂
the most entertaining thing ive seen today
“This isn’t flirting this is just blurting” love this lol
Cringe text messages are both funny to laugh at and relatable because we've all had a period when we were in our teens and acted similar if not just like this
Yo when he was talking about the first guy and he looks at the camera and says ur scaring me you are scaring me pissed my self laughing
The first guy reminds me of Gilderoy Lockhart from the second Harry Potter film.
That is legit exactly who I pictured in my head
The first guy is love bombing. He sounds exhausting.
Oh absolutely. He would not stop yammering
that isn’t what love bombing is 👍
@@vampiresquid_1you like nuts
@@vampiresquid_1HAAA FRRR I WAS LOOKIN FOR THAT COMMENT. Getting love bombed feels like you got your entire heart ripped out and youre able to get it back but it won’t let you.
this is the third comp i have watched and i am so happy these exist.
Started this one off with a banger😭😭🗣️🔥
1:07:19 “Skibidibe bop doo wop I can Jandle” 😂 this needs to become an actual word. I think it should be something adjacent to what you were talking about 😂
I have a kid in my class who acts and talks just like that. They try to act so self aware and quirky for no reason. I don't know if they think they're in an anime or think it's funny
Probably the first one
And what woman CANT fall in love with a guy who says f**k 322 times In a voice memo?
Plus, he said “Redonkulous”…….. WHY IS THIS MAN NOT MARRIED?
Im rewatching these videos and he posts this when I’m half way through. Charlie’s timing is wild 😂
Had sum similar happen with me not long ago. Life's weird man.
had to pause so many times to recombobulate myself after hearing all these texts.
16:50 messages like this are even more hilarious if you respond to it with "Sir this is a Wendy's"
I appreciate you jandling this for us
Man, I was doing real good. I've been kind of suprised and proud of myself, how I managed to just stoically wing the first story, despite the massive cringe it creates. I felt like I finally reached the point where none of these stories manage to make me cringe. But when he started the duck story towards the end of his assault, I lost it. I felt all the cringe pour down on me and realized, there is no immunity to certain levels of cringe.
KELSAAAYYYY
I can smell the fedora the guy is wearing on the first one
YAELOKRE FAN SPOTTED
The first guy sounds so incredibly manic it is ridiculous. He needs some SERIOUS help. The whole message sounds like someone talking about the topic they most passionate about in life, except its just inane rambling amounting to basically nothing.
Nothing will ever top that first guy
I may not have gotten my first kiss yet but at least im not these guys
the first guy seemed so friendly and nice but he just had it all wrong because he’s just a desperate dude. kinda felt bad for him
8:50 I’m already bored- like bro, where’s the explanation on WHY you’re messaging me and how you ‘know’ me.
😂
im 7:42 minutes into this video and I feel like my childhood was stolen from me a second time
i have a story from tinder for anyone who wants to listen...
i met this guy on tinder, I was a 20 yr. old woman, almost 21 now, but i had been struggling with past S.H problems and had relapsed a couple days before I went on a date with this guy. he brought flowers, kissed my hand, told me i was pretty, ect. we went out for ice cream and went to a park. we started walking down a little paved trail in the park and we were just talking about life when the topic of trauma and S.H came up. i was already getting uncomfortable because he was getting super touchy and he grabbed my hip a little too hard. he asked to see my fresh cuts, and as a naive lil woman who just got dumped a couple months earlier, i showed them to him. these were deep, so it was a nasty scab. i pulled up my sweater, showed them to him, and he looked at them with a sorrowful smile...
when i tell you this guy not only KISSED my scabs on the FIRST DATE, but he even OPENED HIS MOUTH AND LICKED THEM!
yeah, i blocked him as soon as i got home.
Yea, glad to hear you cut that shit off in the end. I doubt your psyche would have seen any chance of improvement with this dude.
I also hope you are in a much better place now!
EWWWWWWWWW 🤢😭😭😭😭😭 thats craaaaaazy crazy
That first guy reminds me of brian from Family Guy
Also, that last guy reminds me of that one npc from the Yakuza games that dances around in his underwear.
this video autoplays so often i've grown immune to the first guy's cringe
i’m mentally drained after that first one