i like the details such as when the guards check the cake, it says it contains organic matter, borris the animal was the only prisoner able to escape because he didn't need a weapon to escape, he just needed his... whatever that thing is called. it's one of the only things small enough to be easily disguised, strong enough to kill, and completely organic.
the fact that they didn't weaponize the material that make up that creature is beyond me. with enough force shit just penetrates almost everything, prolly except tanks and really heavy armor.
it would be dozens of takes if they did it in one cut. The choice to just cut to the members of the funeral audience and then back to O is mandatory lmao
He was professional, he respected his colleagues by not bringing his home life to his work, there were no awkward outside work events where work was discussed, and he didn't intrude on your time off.
I like to believe Boris’ species has a symbiotic relationship with the creatures in their hands and maybe imprint at a young age to bond and be able to use them in the way he does as though it’s a neural connection
If you accept that the definition that "a word" is "some letters, surrounded by a gap," then "xnopyt," “aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj” and "[Venusian eulogy]" are all words, despite being -pretty much meaningless- incredibly moving.
So let's see. For alien cops, Earth chooses the best of the best of the best to be in MIB. For alien prison guards, we get Jim Bob and Cletus as well as a bunch of fat riot responders with literally no body armor (that works at least) that just jump into the line of fire. Sounds about right. We really do kinda deserve to be conquered by, as Wells put it, "Minds incalculably superior to our own"...Hell, they wouldn't even have to be that smart. They would just need to use the basic little common sense it would take to properly train a rat or a cockroach.
well you would need to reprogram the people who will work there, the MIB saves money by employing dumbasses and the MIB just goes with the "theyre on the moon, escaping through space is a dumb thing to do" type approach. Main purpose of the moon base is to lock the prisoners so they never escape, yes they could kill them (the prisoners) but theyre police not military. The dumb people don't need much for entertainment really, so they can freely send them on the moon and theyre going to be just fine, when can you get the chance to be a guard in a moon prison? Thats my theory.
@@pretsal4955 STFU- Yes, we know. EVERYONE knows its a movie. If you are not going to participate in discussions of art (so far as MIB is art) then shut up about it. I am so goddamn tired of you people.
I still don't understand. If boris is in jail, who convinced this lady to go to the super max prison on the moon? Why would they even let her in? What motive would she have to do any of this?
No clue, but presumably she dated Boris online (not sure how or why he’d have access to any type of communication in the first place) and he convinced her to come and save him. As to how the spider creature that enters Boris’ hand came to her is anyone’s guess really.
@@swnerd-2320 it's a thing that happens a surprising amount IRL with seral killers, they get pen pals/fan mail in prison and people fall in love with them and start actual relationships.
@@swnerd-2320 I think the famous serial killer/cult leader Charles Manson got married to a woman while incarcerated that way. She was writing to him in prison. He is also a member of a neonazi group with a swastika tattoo on his forehead these days.
You know how when you use the Neutralizer and you tell someone who just was on the receiving end of it to do something they actually do it? I'm 99% sure Agent J just killed like 25 people when he told them "Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work" lmao
They aren't compelled to drive off a cliff; they are just convinced that it will most likely happen if they try to use the gps. They will just not use the gps for awhile or use their cellphones on an airplane thinking it would cause the satellite to crash if they did.
Even if they did accidentally turn the gps on, they wouldn't automatically drive off the nearest cliffside. It might be like hypnosis, but the neuralizer doesn't quite work that way. They will just think the gps will mess up because of the recent "satellite" crashing from "people using cellphones on planes" and possibly lead them to a cliff, so they will just turn it off and try to find their way manually.
Why did they even have a weapon like this in that prison and that close to a hypersecurity prisoner. First rule of guarding a prison, don't have equipmemt in the prison that the prisoners can use to escape.
me with reluctant hope in the cinema with the movie starting hoping that its not gonna be a shit as MIB 2, then the movies opens with Nicole Scherzinger wearing a push up low cut top with over the knee boots and hearing jermaine clements voice, immediatley knew this was already waaaay better than mib 2 haha
Ironically Rip Torn the actor who played Agent Z, died irl just 6 years after the last MIB movie came out. He was still alive at the time, but diagnosed with Alzheimer’s which ended his acting career. He returned only once more to reprise his role as Hespestus for GOW III Remaster.
Feels like a bit of a plot hole that an Alien organisation wouldn't scan for aliens... And why is the locked up weapons right near the the locked up prisoners... Bad writing.
No, it just makes them believe that it might happen if they tried to use gps. They aren't told to drive off a cliff. They are told that their gps would lead them to a cliff because the "satellite" crashed making all the gps signals and whatnot messed up. They just won't use gps for awhile until the "satellite" problem is solved. They will also never use a cellphone on a plane anymore.
"When's the last time you conjugated anything?!" As a southerner, it's annoying that they use hokey southern accents to portray stupidity. However, that was a funny line.
Its much better than #2, which was silly, rushed, and nonsense. I do think it's more cartoony than #1, which is darker, and yet #1 is also much funnier. Still enjoy #3 but the first one really is the best
Wow, that was such a good speech by the lady i am moved to tears.
Tears of laughter?
@@ayehtunohn it was very touching, you just need to know venusian
Watch it at .25x speed
@@gtrzmbe9390 what the fack😮
@@gtrzmbe9390 god damn it, i hadnt had a good laugh in a long time
O’s speech was clearly poetry. Im so moved.
Actually she was inspired by Yoko Ono
She is so beautiful and hilarious even all these years later.
I'm still crying, and it's been twelve years since I've seen this.
I'm still crying, and it's been twelve years since I've seen this. (2nd repost)
They scan for organic/non-organic matter, but this escape plan would've been foiled by a basic x-ray of the cake....
Yeah it's just bad
For MIB x-ray is old-fashioned
How? The biological make up of a bug is not identifiable as a bug. So? How would they see anything in the cake if it is a biological detection?
My theory is that LunaMax prison uses quite a bit of outdated technology, likely because they haven’t had much contact with Earth.
Also how can that bug produce that many bullets
i like the details such as when the guards check the cake, it says it contains organic matter, borris the animal was the only prisoner able to escape because he didn't need a weapon to escape, he just needed his... whatever that thing is called. it's one of the only things small enough to be easily disguised, strong enough to kill, and completely organic.
In MIB universe, organic is more dangerous.
@@verma.ashish that's debatable
That thing shoots spikes that can instantly KO, id call that a weapon. So definitely needed his weapon to escape.
@@udalix plus, with enough force to lift a man off the ground and pin him against a (steel?) wall...
the fact that they didn't weaponize the material that make up that creature is beyond me. with enough force shit just penetrates almost everything, prolly except tanks and really heavy armor.
that last scene, i can tell that took a lot of takes to do with a straight face
it would be dozens of takes if they did it in one cut. The choice to just cut to the members of the funeral audience and then back to O is mandatory lmao
K’s eulogy was very moving indeed. It’s so moving, I don’t want him to give anymore eulogies. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣
It actually was very moving, it was a testament to how good Z was as a men in black agent
it was a praise. a good agent sacrifices his personal life completely
I think agent K and Ron Swanson would get along just fine.
true
They would eat a lunch of balogna sandwiches and whiskey in complete silence, then they would tell other people how great they think of each other
'Don't try to get too chummy with me, Agent A' - Ron Swanson
Oh my god…if there ever needed to be a crossover, it’s this.
Ron Swanson, Agent R. The ultimate MiB agent
I have no clue why this is suddenly recommended by UA-cam but I'm loving it
K: People will be moved
Also K: …He never invited me to dinner, he never shared a single detail of his personal life. Thank you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i think he was honestly truly grateful that he did not lol
We still dont speak sometimes. Best coworker I ever had
When you spend 40 years working with someone and never share a single detail weather life with you then you know you have something special going on
He was professional, he respected his colleagues by not bringing his home life to his work, there were no awkward outside work events where work was discussed, and he didn't intrude on your time off.
8:34 - Ladies and gentlemen, two times Oscar winners, agent O.
😂😂
@@sage.rivendell😂😂😂
Funny thing is Jay may understood what O said... But he was still feeling uneasy
I mean wouldnt you? Her ARGH ARGH EEEWWWP UGGGUP was attrocius.
I like to believe Boris’ species has a symbiotic relationship with the creatures in their hands and maybe imprint at a young age to bond and be able to use them in the way he does as though it’s a neural connection
I'm not crying; you're crying. I just have a piece of dust in my eye. RIP Zed.
Alien speech was something
3:34 of course the weapon chamber is RIGHT THERE
If you accept that the definition that "a word" is "some letters, surrounded by a gap," then "xnopyt," “aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj” and "[Venusian eulogy]" are all words, despite being -pretty much meaningless- incredibly moving.
Nah man even on internet you're not funny, nice try though
Ah yes our lor and saviour Tom Scott
Does anyone know what she's saying?
@@pochuanhsing2466
Wᴇʟʟ , ғɪʀsᴛ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪғᴅɪᴠᴢғᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴢғsɪ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴜᴅᴠᴢ ᴡʜᴇɴ K ɪᴠᴊᴄᴢᴅx , ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ O ᴠᴄᴊs ᴀɴᴅ J ᴡᴀs ɪᴄᴠʙᴊᴅx , ʀɪɢʜᴛ .
@@pochuanhsing2466 Maybe. Who knows?
Emma Thompson can perform Shakespeare, an alien eulogy, or a character from a Jane Austen novel with equal believability.
best speech ever.
Plus Ms. Thompson looks gorgeous in this movie.
Nah. She just can't act.
She is awesome.
2:35 security guard realizes that the cake is Boris the Animal's pet
The ending though. I'd like to believe the Script said something different so his face of shock was real XD
That must be aggressively sad 😂
Fun fact: Jemaine Clement was inspired by Tim Curry to prepare for the role of Boris
6:12 is that the “best of the best of the best, sir” soldier that was in the testing room in MIB 1?
So let's see. For alien cops, Earth chooses the best of the best of the best to be in MIB. For alien prison guards, we get Jim Bob and Cletus as well as a bunch of fat riot responders with literally no body armor (that works at least) that just jump into the line of fire. Sounds about right.
We really do kinda deserve to be conquered by, as Wells put it, "Minds incalculably superior to our own"...Hell, they wouldn't even have to be that smart. They would just need to use the basic little common sense it would take to properly train a rat or a cockroach.
well you would need to reprogram the people who will work there, the MIB saves money by employing dumbasses and the MIB just goes with the "theyre on the moon, escaping through space is a dumb thing to do" type approach. Main purpose of the moon base is to lock the prisoners so they never escape, yes they could kill them (the prisoners) but theyre police not military. The dumb people don't need much for entertainment really, so they can freely send them on the moon and theyre going to be just fine, when can you get the chance to be a guard in a moon prison?
Thats my theory.
😭
you know that american build when you see fat cops and cops that just jump into the line of fire.
This is a movie
@@pretsal4955 STFU- Yes, we know. EVERYONE knows its a movie. If you are not going to participate in discussions of art (so far as MIB is art) then shut up about it. I am so goddamn tired of you people.
I know it was no accident that the cake jiggled even if other parts didn’t but should have.
during zed eulogy with the way O said whatever she said the alien said, would make a Donnie thornberry very happy lol straight up reminded me of him
I still don't understand. If boris is in jail, who convinced this lady to go to the super max prison on the moon? Why would they even let her in? What motive would she have to do any of this?
No clue, but presumably she dated Boris online (not sure how or why he’d have access to any type of communication in the first place) and he convinced her to come and save him. As to how the spider creature that enters Boris’ hand came to her is anyone’s guess really.
@@swnerd-2320 it's a thing that happens a surprising amount IRL with seral killers, they get pen pals/fan mail in prison and people fall in love with them and start actual relationships.
@@nikoclesceri2267 Oh wow! It’s crazy to think about but not surprising. 😅
@@swnerd-2320 I think the famous serial killer/cult leader Charles Manson got married to a woman while incarcerated that way. She was writing to him in prison.
He is also a member of a neonazi group with a swastika tattoo on his forehead these days.
Mib protocol wouldn't allow any visitors because of situations like this. And especially any outside objects.
You know how when you use the Neutralizer and you tell someone who just was on the receiving end of it to do something they actually do it?
I'm 99% sure Agent J just killed like 25 people when he told them "Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work" lmao
Assuming their GPS does work, then one of the conditions isn't met and they're fine.
However, if any of their GPS' fail...
@@trianglemoebius technically if they BELIEVE their GPS doesnt work so they don't use it and drive to the nearest cliff...
Neuralizer. Not Neutralizer
They aren't compelled to drive off a cliff; they are just convinced that it will most likely happen if they try to use the gps. They will just not use the gps for awhile or use their cellphones on an airplane thinking it would cause the satellite to crash if they did.
Even if they did accidentally turn the gps on, they wouldn't automatically drive off the nearest cliffside. It might be like hypnosis, but the neuralizer doesn't quite work that way. They will just think the gps will mess up because of the recent "satellite" crashing from "people using cellphones on planes" and possibly lead them to a cliff, so they will just turn it off and try to find their way manually.
Why did they even have a weapon like this in that prison and that close to a hypersecurity prisoner. First rule of guarding a prison, don't have equipmemt in the prison that the prisoners can use to escape.
thats the second rule, actually
The first rule is to have fun and be yourself
The timing of hollywood movies is amazing so fun
Well since will smith ( j) went back in time and had k kill him instead of capturing him the female and the guards are alive instead of being dead
Who was the female? She was gorgeous!
I wonder how many takes it took agent O to make that sense 😂.
8:38 she sounded like Donny from the Wild Thornberry's for a minute there. lol
You're laughing, she just gave the saddest speech of all time, and you are laughing!
I wanna know how many times she had to redo that speech. No way on earth could I keep a straight face 😂😂
Agent O made me legit lol
O’s hairstyle is magnificent
Emma’s linguistic talent is obviously on display here. I wonder how she practiced her lines without laughing. 🤣
How does the MIB go through hiring and recruiting of guards and other non Agent roles? Do you apply or is it like the Agent selection process?
Boris was my favorite villain of the series. Dude was an absolute menace.
Super! Thank you very much!
I kind of enjoyed it when the cake softly wiggled.
I hope they would make New part. It would be amazing.
If you mean a new movie, they have and its terrible.
THATS A BIG CAKE. also i like the strawberry cake
her speech at the end sounds far better than what passes for RAP music nowadays.
absolutely spiffing hot take old chap, simply riveting if you ask me
@@thijsdeboer389hmmm yes, quite
me with reluctant hope in the cinema with the movie starting hoping that its not gonna be a shit as MIB 2, then the movies opens with Nicole Scherzinger wearing a push up low cut top with over the knee boots and hearing jermaine clements voice, immediatley knew this was already waaaay better than mib 2 haha
Damn those Christian Louboutin Unique 140 boots are damn impressive looking.
Ironically Rip Torn the actor who played Agent Z, died irl just 6 years after the last MIB movie came out. He was still alive at the time, but diagnosed with Alzheimer’s which ended his acting career. He returned only once more to reprise his role as Hespestus for GOW III Remaster.
When was the last time you conjugated anything 😂😂👌
Cake was bouncing and jiggling more than those fake ass sweater cows 😂😂😂😂😂
The first 5 minutes had more plot twists than the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
Call it Children's cinematic universe cause that's what it was. Disney's CCU. 😂
I’m impressed, I’ll be watching this
This villen is too smart but underrated
This should have been Rated R for that disgusting hand part
I mean, what were they expecting by letting a goth girl with a cake inside a maximum security prison in the Moon?
This movie had me thinking Rip Torn died when it came out. Whole time he didn’t pass away until 2019 (the year MIB International came out)
Feels like a bit of a plot hole that an Alien organisation wouldn't scan for aliens...
And why is the locked up weapons right near the the locked up prisoners...
Bad writing.
Yes, especially considering that the first MIB established that there were small aliens.
6:12 please can someone confirm he is the "BEST OF THE BEST" guy from MIB 1 Jay recruitment scene ?????????
I wish I had been there for filming of Emma's scene
If only we had one of those memory wiping devices
Wʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴡɪᴘɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇs ?
@@D._Eath The neuralyzers.
Boris got a 9-10/10 while in a moon prison, and she has a tattoo of his name. Boris' game galactical 🔥
The flash is like using a powerful hipnosyis
So government keep the deadliest alien Boris the animal alive in space ship and allows a visitor with a cake. That's sounds out of this world legit.
"Stop Making Sense" credit font from Demme.
Dude, J just killed a bunch of guys by making them drive themselves off a cliff.
No, it just makes them believe that it might happen if they tried to use gps. They aren't told to drive off a cliff. They are told that their gps would lead them to a cliff because the "satellite" crashed making all the gps signals and whatnot messed up. They just won't use gps for awhile until the "satellite" problem is solved. They will also never use a cellphone on a plane anymore.
Thumbail is first 10 min and video is 9 min long 😂😂😂😂😂
For a universe filled with bioweapons, a scan of "organic matter" really shouldn't mean "ok"
Loved the voice of boris
But 9.16 minutes only there,balance minutes ?
I want to know how many takes they did of O’s speech.
I thought Zed's funeral would be an intergalactic kegger
Agent K Uelogy Summed Up: He didn't bother me none.
If I was working at Lunar Max I would simply not keep the massive gun that could be used to escape the prison.
That was only 9 minutes and 15 seconds. What a SLAP in the face!
People after being neurolyzed at 5:50:
there was a Holy dude with sunglasses who spoke to me about airplane mode......he looked like a fresh prince.
I like the idea of the movie
I fail to see how this guy was so powerful they had to make a special prison on the moon just for him
So did Agent J just kill everyone since he said they will drive off a bridge due to GPS failure 😂
You can use that in today's society "ladies and gentlemen, other life forms"
this is why we never went back to the moon!
The beginning gives me Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone vibes.
"When's the last time you conjugated anything?!"
As a southerner, it's annoying that they use hokey southern accents to portray stupidity. However, that was a funny line.
Axel gets shot in the head in TWD is not enough to stop him I see.
Where is my other minute, your Title says 10 minutes, I only saw 9, I feel cheated and robbed.
Unfortunately his kid passed from cancer...so....yeah
Way too casual for a prisoner as high priority as this.
Guy on the left looking like the Rammstein guitarist
6:05 Um, are those people all gonna die that night?
Lol thought the same thing
Very well Zed
so... don't simp then?
Still can’t believe Boris fumbled a baddie
how was he defying moon's gravity?
More like 9 minutes
good movie
It was predictable to my book
4:28-4:31-4:37
I always thought he said it’ll ruin your finger
8:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf
Jemaine Clement Escape From Prison
Wait so did everyone he neuralized literally drive off a cliff that night? I mean he told them to.
i saw big al from blood in blood out around the 4 minute 5 second mark.
Lunar lander with AM still attached?
This movie was like the 3rd matrix.. watchable but too cartoony
It wasn't, it was pretty serious and kept the same tone as the other 2 installments. Did you watched the actual movies or just clips?
It was the same as old ones, tf u talking about
Its much better than #2, which was silly, rushed, and nonsense. I do think it's more cartoony than #1, which is darker, and yet #1 is also much funnier. Still enjoy #3 but the first one really is the best
It took them 10 years to write this ....
They didn't write for 10 years