“I Get a Little Midget Cricket Neuralyzer?” | Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)

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  • Agent J (Will Smith) receives a small neuralyzer, while Agent K (Josh Brolin) chooses a larger version… | Buy or rent Men in Black here: amzo.in/movie/dn1/men-in-blac...
    After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic villain who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
    © Sony Pictures
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  • @Troop3r666
    @Troop3r666 Місяць тому +615

    I dont think Vincent D'Onofrio gets enough credit as Edgar. He plays it so well you actually believe there's a giant cockroach stuffed into a tiny human body.

    • @antionemcgriff3705
      @antionemcgriff3705 Місяць тому +11

      😂😂😂 right, great acting he was great in this movie

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin Місяць тому +8

      I couldn't even recognize him, wow!

    • @y2shuproblem
      @y2shuproblem Місяць тому +10

      This is the same man that portrayed Kingpin

    • @bswezea
      @bswezea 27 днів тому +1

      Thor

    • @redoublement4607
      @redoublement4607 15 днів тому

      An Edgar suit

  • @Oregoony
    @Oregoony Місяць тому +241

    "it's a 37hr day, you'll get use to it or have a psychotic episode."

    • @Swampyankeehomestead
      @Swampyankeehomestead Місяць тому +13

      Sounds like being a flight mechanic. 37 hour days? Must be nice to work part time.

    • @breadtoast1036
      @breadtoast1036 12 днів тому

      @@Swampyankeehomestead imagine thinking being a work slave is something to brag about, i bet i get paid way more then you and work way less i work a cozy 6-12 hour day depending on business and go home with a fat check of $8000~ every two weeks, now thats something to brag about, "must be nice to spend 98% of your life at work"

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR Місяць тому +835

    It's crazy accurate an Alien sees no point in Diamonds, because in the whole galaxy there is diamonds the size of planets.

    • @DJJ81
      @DJJ81 Місяць тому +80

      Glad there’s an alien/space diamond expert on here to set us straight.

    • @MisterPuck
      @MisterPuck Місяць тому +95

      Diamonds aren’t even valuable _here._ The prices of them are totally artificial.

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 Місяць тому

      ​@@MisterPuck yup, controlled supply and demand to justify outrageous amounts.
      If they find more, they just keep it hidden till demand goes up enough to make rediculous profits

    • @Guitarplayer724
      @Guitarplayer724 Місяць тому +6

      How do you know aliens wouldn’t find diamonds valuable? They might use them to power their intergalactic Tesla’s.

    • @megaboner690
      @megaboner690 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Guitarplayer724diamonds aren't rare even on earth. They hoard them and release them in small quantities so people pay exuberant prices for them. They're not valuable to anyone lol

  • @Wrathlon
    @Wrathlon 13 днів тому +57

    "Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"
    "Try it"
    Oof man :(

  • @redt3788
    @redt3788 Місяць тому +343

    Do you want to know something funny MIB agents make bets on how far the rookie will fly when they use the noisy cricket

    • @GipsyDangerfan
      @GipsyDangerfan Місяць тому +9

      Is that canon?

    • @redt3788
      @redt3788 Місяць тому +11

      @@GipsyDangerfan I think so

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 9 днів тому +7

      @@GipsyDangerfanThe old official website had descriptions of the weapons and notes the Cricket was given to new recruits as a hazing ritual. Some sources dispute how they deal with it, either it’s got adjustable power and they turn it up to max, or in the series, J put a silencer on it to handle the recoil.

  • @YoWhoDat
    @YoWhoDat 12 днів тому +53

    “Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before”
    *Try it*
    That was honest.

  • @ilteschio8244
    @ilteschio8244 Місяць тому +143

    Vincent D'Onofrio was great in this movie, considering he is a 10 feet tall insect in a human suit he move and act exactly as you would if you where wearing clothes half your size

    • @damiandavis612
      @damiandavis612 Місяць тому

      I am surprised he could see where he was going considering he folded his body in half to fit in the suit

    • @cykeok3525
      @cykeok3525 22 дні тому

      Wait, that's Kingpin from the Daredevil series?

    • @ilteschio8244
      @ilteschio8244 11 днів тому

      @@cykeok3525 yep

  • @josephchristiansen1803
    @josephchristiansen1803 Місяць тому +87

    I swear this movie always makes you wonder if your mind has been erased in the past 😂

    • @t99155
      @t99155 26 днів тому +2

      Lmao 😂

  • @johnnyreb2241
    @johnnyreb2241 7 днів тому +4

    Gotta love that crystal clear satellite imagery in real time on windows 98 software 🤣 todays CCTVs cant even compete

  • @hmk5123
    @hmk5123 Місяць тому +50

    6:13 6:29 6:40 That's why it's called the Noisy Cricket.
    Big things come in small packages.

    • @Guitarplayer724
      @Guitarplayer724 Місяць тому +1

      That’s what she’s always saying to me. 😂

  • @markb3451
    @markb3451 Місяць тому +93

    Tommy Lee Jones is 77 years old as of 2024 when I’m writing this message and he looks the exact same today as he did in this movie.

    • @uome20bukz
      @uome20bukz Місяць тому +13

      …no he doesn’t. His age has been showing for a while.
      He looked like a middle aged man in this movie. He looks like a senior citizen now.

    • @samsonhaze6595
      @samsonhaze6595 17 днів тому

      Yeah and in a lot of his roles he’s worn age makeup, both when younger, to appear older, and when older, to appear younger…

  • @silversolitaire1519
    @silversolitaire1519 Місяць тому +55

    I mean with the noisy cricket, K freaking out’s appropriate. J did flag him, what, twice?

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 Місяць тому +7

      True, though K also failed to warn J about the recoil or power of the noisy cricket. Obviously J should have known better than to flag him, but not telling someone about a firearm is pretty bad too.

    • @susrock1152
      @susrock1152 20 днів тому

      Maybe 3 times

    • @anthonyt219
      @anthonyt219 15 днів тому

      Tommy Lee Jones is a legend. He makes it so believable that he's afraid of such a little ass gun lmao

  • @fukuoka-musician
    @fukuoka-musician 5 днів тому +4

    "Try it." Best line in the entire movie. Hell, one of the best lines I've heard in any movie.

    • @saljpal3
      @saljpal3 4 дні тому

      And he did it three times 😅

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood День тому

      Indeed, I am with him on that one. Never fell in love, never will.

  • @Sahilprakash1999
    @Sahilprakash1999 Місяць тому +128

    7:45 Oh boy, the Worms are singing the national anthem of USA

    • @anishussain7093
      @anishussain7093 Місяць тому +3

      Lizard run this world

    • @gusbaker4u
      @gusbaker4u Місяць тому +3

      I believe it's actually an ancient Betelgeuse Death Anthem, it means "after this, things can only get better" 👍

    • @AoKodo
      @AoKodo 29 днів тому

      They are jamming?

  • @610Hobbies
    @610Hobbies Місяць тому +32

    It's weird K is still in love with that gal after bangin' an alien queen and flirting nonstop with O.

  • @myrkrormr
    @myrkrormr 16 днів тому +17

    i never understood 5:47 eggar pulls out a shotgun, loaded, ready to fire, pointed at the guy and the towtruck drivers only response is to flash his revolver and say "please" and then put the revolver away. like....dude..what was the point? lol

    • @ThePickledsoul
      @ThePickledsoul 3 дні тому +3

      Intimidation. The roach didn't know the nuances of man's big iron. Never saw a body, but he probably ate it.

  • @brendanpeltier4414
    @brendanpeltier4414 26 днів тому +12

    I always thought Edgar overturned that table of merchandise just because he was frustrated and petty but I'm only now recognizing that it was a table stacked tall with bug killer.
    Legitimately seen this movie more than a dozen times over the past twenty years and have only just now, in the year of our Lord 2024, realized this.

  • @chasesmith5216
    @chasesmith5216 Місяць тому +64

    OH MY GOD at 6:07 there's a picture of the cat that say's "Orion" how did j not see that

    • @pbdye1607
      @pbdye1607 Місяць тому +7

      (in a Ryan George voice) "Because then the movie would've been too short."

    • @zeratai2465
      @zeratai2465 16 днів тому

      My take is that J just found it very funny, or weird, that an alien prince would be chilling on earth worshipping a cat, and didn't think too much past that. He's still new to the alien stuff at this point. And it took Frank telling them to look for something small to make the connection.
      Edit: On second watch, the gunshot took his attention.

  • @miltonervin4253
    @miltonervin4253 16 днів тому +8

    Vincent should got at least got a nomination for a academy award for his performance

  • @trayq6833
    @trayq6833 17 днів тому +10

    I cant be the only one who's obtained an unusual obsession of watching Men in Black clips on youtube.. Plus the comment sections are so wildly intriguing.

    • @parker12736
      @parker12736 5 днів тому

      Same I think I'm on a MIB kick

  • @t99155
    @t99155 26 днів тому +6

    3:02 lmao always loved the way K smirked like "yeah you got me" 😂

  • @chriswilson3126
    @chriswilson3126 Місяць тому +8

    "Make it a happy memory" shows K was having a somewhat positive contribution to J's output 😅

  • @BaseballRoscoe25
    @BaseballRoscoe25 Місяць тому +8

    gotta love as the movie goes on, "Edgar" rots away, nice detail

  • @user-ue3xb8tz1u
    @user-ue3xb8tz1u Місяць тому +13

    Back then as a kid i always thought the roach man was just acting like that with his body movement cause he was trying to hold in a giant poop.

  • @Tilted_Krow
    @Tilted_Krow Місяць тому +10

    Im sorry why am i just realizing now K was a founding member of MIB 😂

    • @MichaelMoore99
      @MichaelMoore99 3 дні тому

      I'm pretty sure his first partner, B, was too.

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 27 днів тому +3

    0:21 if that van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’ 😂

  • @LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings
    @LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings Місяць тому +9

    Posted 5 hours ago???
    I just looked this up for the memories.

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather 16 днів тому

    The way that little gun launches J never ceases to crack me up

  • @verbatos9498
    @verbatos9498 5 днів тому +1

    Interesting that despite what J thinks, being given the cricket actually shows that K has a HUGE amount of trust in him and his aim/abillities, even as a newbie.

  • @jaypaint4855
    @jaypaint4855 5 днів тому +1

    1:42 Actually, when isolated from Earth’s day-night cycle (usually in isolation experiments or white room torture), humans tend to adapt to a longer day, sometimes as long as, well, 30 to 40 hours. So this is actually feasible.

  • @100barbelve
    @100barbelve 9 днів тому

    The cricket chirp when he touches the trigger always gets me 😂

  • @samsonhaze6595
    @samsonhaze6595 17 днів тому

    Wow rewatching this as an adult, this movie really paid attention to details and was above and beyond the usual “summer blockbuster”

  • @ActiveNative13
    @ActiveNative13 Місяць тому +5

    3:18 Spider-Man No Way Home, MJ gives Peter that very same coffee cup in the end.

    • @aabevincent0
      @aabevincent0 Місяць тому +3

      Good eye. I think that shop just exists in New York in real life somehow.

  • @stevenparrish3494
    @stevenparrish3494 Місяць тому +1

    You give the new guy a powerful weapon, you better brief him on it. Common sense.

  • @lt.reubenrozeyt5716
    @lt.reubenrozeyt5716 Місяць тому +1

    6:14 This scene killed me as a child🤣🤣

  • @justinthebeau2590
    @justinthebeau2590 Місяць тому +1

    Funniest part was he didnt realize its 1 of the most powerful weapons in the MiB arsenal

  • @MonsterHunter267
    @MonsterHunter267 Місяць тому +6

    If you're gonna put a quote in the video title, at least make sure it's accurate.

  • @BillyMcMorran
    @BillyMcMorran Місяць тому +2

    Those computers are laughable 😂

  • @SunnyEntity
    @SunnyEntity 28 днів тому

    I think what he meant to say was "little person cricket neuralyzer."

  • @richardgrier8968
    @richardgrier8968 16 днів тому +1

    It's not a neuralyzer, but you knew that when you composed this click-bait title.

  • @amauriherrera6022
    @amauriherrera6022 Місяць тому +2

    5:45 Pleeeease 🙄
    Average American moment 😂

  • @guillermogutierrez710
    @guillermogutierrez710 День тому

    Those computers look so damn old.

  • @CipherRage-tp5ql
    @CipherRage-tp5ql 12 днів тому

    5:35
    Edgar: "Hey, this is my truck!" (Twitches unnaturally)
    Tow truck driver: *Responds casually*
    Got to love New York City! XD

  • @animathehallowed1380
    @animathehallowed1380 Місяць тому +9

    Why is Neuralyzer in the quote in the title?

    • @Eg0n97
      @Eg0n97 Місяць тому +3

      Algorithm

    • @animathehallowed1380
      @animathehallowed1380 Місяць тому +2

      @@Eg0n97 UA-cam Algorithm makes people misspell a title when they upload?

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Місяць тому +1

    True what they say about the freaks in Manhattan, eh? That dude with the tow truck and .44, maaaaaaaan…

  • @danwat1234
    @danwat1234 16 днів тому

    MIB employees should really be wearing hearing protection for the jet engine they use in their vehicles...

  • @REALdavidmiscarriage
    @REALdavidmiscarriage День тому

    Galaxies are made up of billions of stars, not millions lol!

  • @ShandorfTheMighty
    @ShandorfTheMighty 2 дні тому

    the map at 1:36 shows the cape cod air force station no truro

  • @deandreyoung109
    @deandreyoung109 29 днів тому +1

    5:46 It’s on!
    5:48 Please. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41
    @felixthelmocevallosmorales41 7 годин тому

    Willard Carroll Smith II (Filadelfia, Pensilvania; 25 de septiembre de 1968), más conocido como Will Smith,​ es un actor, rapero y productor de cine estadounidense. Ha tenido éxito en sus dos facetas artísticas:​ Ganó un Premio Óscar con dos nominaciones previas, siendo nominado a cuatro Premios Globo de Oro y saliendo ganador de cuatro Premios Grammy.
    55 AÑOS. (56)

  • @BestSuper
    @BestSuper Місяць тому +1

    who are you quoting?

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 5 днів тому

    Come to think of it why _would_ he give J the noisy cricket if it was so destructive and he was just a rookie?

  • @Arcgateway
    @Arcgateway 14 днів тому

    The only true MIB

  • @felixthelmocevallosmorales41
    @felixthelmocevallosmorales41 7 годин тому

    Tommy Lee Jones (San Saba, Texas, 15 de septiembre de 1946) es un actor y cineasta estadounidense. Ha recibido cuatro nominaciones al Premio Óscar, ganando el premio en la categoría de mejor actor de reparto por su actuación como el alguacil Samuel Gerard en la película de suspense de 1993 El fugitivo.
    77 AÑOS. (78)

  • @robertbouley7697
    @robertbouley7697 Місяць тому

    I keep telling my wife size doesn’t matter.

  • @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd
    @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd 20 днів тому

    Edgar the bug

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 28 днів тому

    Instead of the clip homie just uploaded one reel of the movie

  • @aliholmes4977
    @aliholmes4977 Місяць тому +2

    Listening to will come up with that bogus explanation reminds me of what we hear when we see unexplained things from the government

  • @acerune8378
    @acerune8378 25 днів тому

    Why does the title say neuralyzer? It’s a weapon not a memory eraser lol.

  • @kennford
    @kennford 27 днів тому

    i need sugar water

  • @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd
    @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd 20 днів тому

    Tommy lee jones

  • @shadeofshattered3
    @shadeofshattered3 26 днів тому

    Back when will Smith was a likeable person

  • @jakez5362
    @jakez5362 11 днів тому

    Why are they typing so slow

  • @Praisethesunson
    @Praisethesunson 18 днів тому

    7:09

  • @robquin1525
    @robquin1525 15 днів тому +1

    6:14 6:28 6:40

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 Місяць тому +3

    omg no way man

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot 12 днів тому

    1:50 morditwi

  • @moonmullen9992
    @moonmullen9992 27 днів тому

    will smith is a jerk

  • @unknown-mf4cs
    @unknown-mf4cs 8 днів тому

    this video is nt avail in ur country this is very GAY

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood День тому

      Oh look, someone using an orientation as a swear word.

    • @unknown-mf4cs
      @unknown-mf4cs День тому

      ​@@ThaFuzzwood so u gay too.

  • @kylewarren5268
    @kylewarren5268 Місяць тому +23

    Just fyi, orions belt is NOT made of three stars. The middle "star" is a nebula...

    • @user-yv7nr4kx7v
      @user-yv7nr4kx7v Місяць тому +8

      I'm pretty sure these men in suits know what they're talking about.

    • @Komoparisose
      @Komoparisose Місяць тому +3

      No, Alnilam (ε Ori) IS a star.

    • @gavinboubal3018
      @gavinboubal3018 Місяць тому +2

      🤓☝️um acktuwlly

    • @starwind3651
      @starwind3651 Місяць тому +3

      Typical human-like small scale thinking.
      Stars, nebulas, it doesn't matter. Especially if you look at it from a universal scale.
      Please try to focus on the forest, not just one tree... sigh

    • @ApostlePatrikWiedemann
      @ApostlePatrikWiedemann Місяць тому +3

      Many nebulas have stars in them or what is left , white dwarf etc, thats what illuminates the whole nebula.

  • @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd
    @TyreacDaniels-rw8dd 20 днів тому

    Edgar the bug