Ranking Cologne commercials based on how emasculated I feel (VOD)

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  • Опубліковано 20 лют 2024
  • Recorded on 02/15/2024
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  • @anamika_mani
    @anamika_mani 3 місяці тому +393

    Remember everyone, to become a hero you must first become a horse.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 3 місяці тому +6

      But horses empirically don't exist. How do I achieve nonexistence?

    • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
      @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 3 місяці тому +12

      But I don't want to get Vaush'd

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims 3 місяці тому +1

      I haven't watced it yet but trueeeeee

    • @cobracrystal_
      @cobracrystal_ 3 місяці тому +2

      @@WhyWouldUA-camShowThisThe vaushening is real

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 3 місяці тому

      ​@@konnermorris1753 try visiting Australia.

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 3 місяці тому +87

    I love the fact that Parkzer answered his classic “hello DouglasDouglas” and LATER found out that Doug was live, meaning that’s not a bit, that’s just how he answers the phone for Doug

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 14 днів тому +2

      is anything Parkzer says *ever* a bit, except when it's clearly humorous like agreeing doug is bald?

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 3 місяці тому +216

    Doug had a very very specific stream idea and absolutely nobody in chat understood or cared

  • @silvervader9782
    @silvervader9782 3 місяці тому +170

    I like how Doug used to dunk on Hollow Knight, saying that it sucks, but now loves it. Truly an enemies to lovers moment

    • @cybercrasherstv
      @cybercrasherstv 3 місяці тому +2

      When did he say this?

    • @Moshie107
      @Moshie107 3 місяці тому

      1:02:43@@cybercrasherstv

    • @rednebula1
      @rednebula1 3 місяці тому

      7:00@@cybercrasherstv

    • @user-gh3dc7zh5y
      @user-gh3dc7zh5y 3 місяці тому +8

      @@cybercrasherstvin his I am good at 2d platformers stream

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 3 місяці тому +147

    The one-two punch of Jeremy Fragrance and Jedi Horse had me struggling to breathe.

  • @nuclear4569
    @nuclear4569 3 місяці тому +194

    Cologne gameplay starts here: 36:54
    2nd add: 50:22
    3rd add (Timmy): 59:17
    4th add? (Jeremy fragrance): 1:04:36
    JEDI HORSE: 1:09:24
    Jedi Horse Strikes Back: 3:40:06
    Return of the Jedi Horse: 3:42:19
    JEDI HORSE (with Parkzer): 3:52:53

    • @johncooper8539
      @johncooper8539 3 місяці тому +11

      its been out for 2 hours, you sir are a hero

    • @rachelmatsuoka6747
      @rachelmatsuoka6747 3 місяці тому +2

      TIMMY

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight 3 місяці тому +8

      I dipped out at halfway point of the stream so I'm so glad there's more Horse to look forward to

    • @PhosphorescentSoul
      @PhosphorescentSoul 2 місяці тому +3

      "I've really been enjoying Hollow Knight" 1:03:00
      😀😀😀😀

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 3 місяці тому +58

    I am gonna take a wild guess and say that Doug didn't expected to having to take a flight to New Zealand out of the Cologne commercial ranking stream

  • @DrakTom2324
    @DrakTom2324 3 місяці тому +81

    I love Parkzer so much, he somehow has the best comedic timing and WHY is he so ride or die? Was prepared to drop everything to go to New Zealand next week for no reason, just needs his DouglasDouglas to go with him.

    • @PotatoMan555
      @PotatoMan555 2 місяці тому +4

      Hes such a great friend

    • @h.w.6563
      @h.w.6563 Місяць тому +5

      This part was so heartwarming to me. Like "I can't go right now but if you want me to spend 3 days in a plane with you for no reason, I'm game in a few days!" is so much stronger than just saying "I love you" back when Doug says it. His actions and reactions make it apparent that he does.

    • @crestothegecko6279
      @crestothegecko6279 2 дні тому

      @@h.w.6563parkzer is a tsundere confirmed

  • @daskanguru3515
    @daskanguru3515 3 місяці тому +97

    Ever since Bjorn blessed us with his eternal Peggle wisdom, I've been aspiring to be more than what I am. But to do that, I must first become a Horse. Not one of the common, stripey variety, but a Jedi Horse.
    from Burberry

  • @oporayamzzz
    @oporayamzzz 3 місяці тому +37

    As someone who absolutely hates perfumes and cologne, I'd say none of those emasculate me. But put deodorant commercials and we'll talk.

  • @talkingofdragons
    @talkingofdragons 3 місяці тому +37

    who cares about men S-tier shoulda been I Am Not A Real HORSE Without This Cologne

  • @dtr166
    @dtr166 3 місяці тому +14

    I love that of all the music UA-cam recognized in this video, coffee was NOT one of them 😂😂

  • @zacaritest
    @zacaritest 3 місяці тому +13

    If he made a donation goal to pay for the trip and buy the cologne, it would definitely be the strangest Stream I've ever seen 😂

  • @bellofbellmont8206
    @bellofbellmont8206 3 місяці тому +28

    I feel like Doug’s type is just women with cats

  • @scivixthewickerbeast
    @scivixthewickerbeast 3 місяці тому +12

    I like how Chat wanted Doug to watch Jermy then wanted Doug to put Jermy in S tier, then chat got upset at Doug saying Jermy is a germam right wing extremist. Like guys you wanted him here

  • @kogamustard7717
    @kogamustard7717 3 місяці тому +42

    I'm very masculine
    I'm very masculine

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims 3 місяці тому +5

      You're not very horse tho

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 2 місяці тому

      You're not a horse, so you're not a jedi.👎👎👎

  • @davidstaffen6783
    @davidstaffen6783 3 місяці тому +4

    I saw that one million intense ad when I was a kid but I never knew if I had actually seen what I thought I did so for years I waited for it to show up on UA-cam and it never did. Now 12 years later I can finally know what it was that I saw. Thank you Doug Doug.

  • @EldraziRisen
    @EldraziRisen 3 місяці тому +54

    1:09:24 The only important moment from the entire stream

  • @cheep5645
    @cheep5645 3 місяці тому +12

    I’m an hour in so far and this is absolutely one of the streams of all time

  • @Danadop
    @Danadop 3 місяці тому +7

    "cant just drop everything and go to new zeeland" yea ok u talk like u just dont go "hey chat quick stream got things to do today" and proceeds to make a 8 hour stream

  • @sukaisage
    @sukaisage 3 місяці тому +6

    oh god I got to the very first one and I'm already so incredibly uncomfortable

  • @TheBrassBrigade
    @TheBrassBrigade 3 місяці тому +9

    Wow, was not expecting this to be such a great steam lmao
    Yet, here I am, dying of laughter several times in the last few hours

  • @emilatariq1271
    @emilatariq1271 3 місяці тому +7

    Parkzer is a very good friend, Doug on the other hand.....

  • @lefi_is_here
    @lefi_is_here 3 місяці тому +12

    Hi twitch chat!
    Hi singular line of UA-cam chat!
    HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND IS PLAYING HOLLOW KNIGHT??? Where is the real doug and what have you done with him

  • @Kruuti_ukko
    @Kruuti_ukko 3 місяці тому +6

    Damn, watching adds has never before been this entertaining

  • @Bubblebiskit2200
    @Bubblebiskit2200 3 місяці тому +34

    He haþ returned!

    • @AidanClutter
      @AidanClutter 3 місяці тому +2

      How did you get thorn? Btw for everyone who doesn’t know what the funky p is, it’s the lost letter thorn, it makes the th sound

    • @Bubblebiskit2200
      @Bubblebiskit2200 3 місяці тому +3

      @@AidanClutter Icelandic Keyboard + no autocorrect

    • @AidanClutter
      @AidanClutter 19 днів тому +1

      @@Bubblebiskit2200 must I buy a diff keyboard for this power?

    • @Bubblebiskit2200
      @Bubblebiskit2200 19 днів тому

      @@AidanClutter No, on IOS/Mobile you can add an Icelandic keyboard in þe settings menu, and for PC you can add United States International keyboard and press alt+t for þ

  • @MrGeneralHeavy
    @MrGeneralHeavy 3 місяці тому +11

    2:34:35 This fits so perfectly wtf

  • @rachelmatsuoka6747
    @rachelmatsuoka6747 3 місяці тому +6

    There was a pretty huge fire that burned down a lot of peoples homes in Westminster (north of denver) in some recent years. Not necessarily city wide devastation but it was pretty serious because of the wind that day.

  • @vaguelyelena
    @vaguelyelena 3 місяці тому +4

    The singing woman is a siren. I think the ad is a little too high concept. Basically he is being seduced by the sirens song. so ignoring everyone

  • @Quackers_up
    @Quackers_up 3 місяці тому +6

    Not sure why Doug back tracked some on pure xs being creepy. It was a VERY creepy ad (assuming it was without his knowledge). Imagine if it was 10 guys secretly watching.
    Great stream though, I made a playlist entirely for Jedi horse

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 2 місяці тому +2

    Wake me up when they make a cologne that smells like campfire smoke. I hold my jackets in the smoke when I have a fire because I love the smell

  • @ChargerWolfGD
    @ChargerWolfGD 3 місяці тому +10

    WOW, I was so emasculated by watching this stream!

  • @Magic__7
    @Magic__7 3 місяці тому +5

    This was pretty good but the ending almost killed me

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 3 місяці тому +16

    1:51 Not even two minutes into the stream and TTS is already fucking weird

  • @craftmastr
    @craftmastr 3 місяці тому +2

    Doug, the barber shop is CLEARLY in the mountains of the bank vault

  • @bailijay
    @bailijay 3 місяці тому +3

    this was genuinely one of the funniest streams ever omg

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 місяці тому +4

    4:21:30 Greatest doug & parkzer moment of recent memory

  • @dadog0155
    @dadog0155 3 місяці тому +4

    Game idea: dougasoar game. Twitch chat controls doug on screen to jump over obstacles so he moves up and down. This will give twitch chat something to do when doug is not coding

  • @DichterNox
    @DichterNox 3 місяці тому +27

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪

    • @JakeFromJakeJake
      @JakeFromJakeJake 3 місяці тому +7

      D:

    • @star_of_light
      @star_of_light 3 місяці тому +12

      Deutsche wenn Deutschland in nem ausländischen Video erwähnt wird:

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@star_of_lightDas Video hat Jeremy Fragrance aufm Thumbnail.

    • @DichterNox
      @DichterNox 3 місяці тому

      @@star_of_light true

    • @WutalFr34k
      @WutalFr34k 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@TheLibermania jo den Spacken kann man gerne verschenken. Den claimt kein deutscher 😂

  • @antigoni1250
    @antigoni1250 3 місяці тому +5

    "Another whale has just hit the second Spire"

  • @bobbobert9379
    @bobbobert9379 3 місяці тому +2

    We're still waiting on that trip to New Zealand you definitely promised to all of us Doug

  • @zeonino
    @zeonino 3 місяці тому +2

    New VOD chat, let's go!!!!!!

  • @ferociousfeind8538
    @ferociousfeind8538 3 місяці тому +2

    3:07:18 this man is making zero intentional movements, he's just looking at the camera and being blown around in the wind or whatever.

  • @mikeycisar2665
    @mikeycisar2665 2 місяці тому +1

    4:11:40 Sending mods to New Zealand reminded me that airport scene from Hangover 2 😂😂

  • @scramblz5053
    @scramblz5053 3 місяці тому +6

    Coffee goes with EVERYTHING PERIOD! Strong like toffee oooooooh!!!

  • @caseydewitt6236
    @caseydewitt6236 2 місяці тому +1

    That suggestion about two AI presidential candidates is a REALLY good idea. I hope DougDoug does that.

  • @TwoDerrick
    @TwoDerrick 3 місяці тому +1

    starting song completely slaps

  • @jumpgecko
    @jumpgecko 2 місяці тому +1

    He was in the desert with my mom when she was researching wolves right before she electric guitar’d

  • @okami-rose803
    @okami-rose803 3 місяці тому +5

    I hope he does some challenges with Hollowknight like he does with Spelunky

  • @Barooth100
    @Barooth100 3 місяці тому +10

    seeing Jeremy on the thumbnail, oh man i know where this is going

    • @karapalmer7228
      @karapalmer7228 2 місяці тому

      I doubt it, considering it's going... to New Zealand apparently?

  • @Taitou25
    @Taitou25 3 місяці тому +4

    4:08:54 I'm not going to elaborate, Doug. Suffer.

    • @PotatoMan555
      @PotatoMan555 2 місяці тому

      Congrats on becoming a soldier

  • @danbruk5986
    @danbruk5986 2 місяці тому

    I swear to God I just got that dior ad with Johnny Depp in my UA-cam shorts feed

  • @okarthegreat
    @okarthegreat Місяць тому

    I love the people in chat saying, "Doug had a girlfriend?" like they already think they broke up.

  • @crispsediment
    @crispsediment 2 місяці тому +2

    If bologna is pronounced baloney, cologne should be pronounced caloney

  • @drawnfromflames7007
    @drawnfromflames7007 3 місяці тому

    Was so surprised tp see that NZ Commercial, haven't seen that since i saw a kid

  • @tmbpotatoe5975
    @tmbpotatoe5975 3 місяці тому +3

    ALL HAIL REALLY NOT EARLY GANAG!

    • @GusBried
      @GusBried 3 місяці тому

      Definitely not early gang ftw!

  • @catx8334
    @catx8334 3 місяці тому

    I don't comment very often but I just want to say that after I watched this, I've gotten a lot of ads for Air NZ

  • @jamisgood1323
    @jamisgood1323 23 дні тому +1

    stream ends at 4:31:14

  • @Tykiari
    @Tykiari 2 місяці тому +1

    The Paco Rabanne one. The guy is aware of the women. He sprays the cologne on his neck area and chest almost instantly, but delays a bit before spraying it on his crotch, he also doesn't specifically look into the mirror when he does it on his neck and chest, but before he sprays it on his crotch he specifically looks into the mirror, sprays and then has that satisfied look.
    Pretty sure the idea is that he knows XD

  • @Magic__7
    @Magic__7 3 місяці тому +3

    The smell is the smell of NZ air

  • @jellyfishdotorg
    @jellyfishdotorg 3 місяці тому +1

    while watching this vod my room started to smell like cologne and i have no idea how the fuck that happened but
    can confirm it made me feel masculine

  • @gallagherthewolf5845
    @gallagherthewolf5845 3 місяці тому +10

    men

  • @eskaliya
    @eskaliya 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact he himself removed the cross on the free space, which was placed after the second commercial, and not even realizing it is driving me nuts...but this time not even chat realized it....

  • @em-agan
    @em-agan 3 місяці тому

    3:43:41 I thought he said keef cup and at first I was like damn I didn’t realize NZ was cool like that

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 місяці тому

    to become a hero, i must first become... a horse.

  • @hyperspades
    @hyperspades 3 місяці тому

    I hear the "GD" brand of cologne is beloved by a ton of people, would be curious to see where Doug would place that in the rankings

  • @TwigCommenter
    @TwigCommenter 3 місяці тому

    As a new zealander, this was a jumpscare

  • @TreesPlease42
    @TreesPlease42 3 місяці тому +1

    1:05:00 this is the most masculine thing I could possibly imagine

  • @jessemorgan136
    @jessemorgan136 3 місяці тому

    I just wanted to say, I got the Jean Paul Gautier le male perfume for free and it is one of the best smelling colognes out there, expensive though. 🤷

  • @em-agan
    @em-agan 3 місяці тому

    I’m just wondering why he put cologne on before a bath

  • @that6guy66
    @that6guy66 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm going to assume doug sometimes checks comments and remembers the first 20 of this vod.
    But I would buy a dougdoug branded olive oil, assuming it had some habanero flavors In fused in it because I love habanero.
    Otherwise I wouldn't buy it.

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 місяці тому +1

    COFFEE DIDN'T GET MUTED POGGIES 2:34:00

  • @gavinallen8928
    @gavinallen8928 3 місяці тому +1

    I have a rare mutation i don't actually have BO i haven't ever needed deodorant or cologne. That said use doctor squatch

  • @lunahazlewood5443
    @lunahazlewood5443 3 місяці тому

    Absolutely love Hollow Knight! Hope you can enjoy it, on stream or otherwise 😄 (especially the soundtrack)

  • @quijassajiuq900
    @quijassajiuq900 Місяць тому +1

    First Doug stream I got to be in. It was fantastic,

  • @williamgrimm2452
    @williamgrimm2452 3 місяці тому +12

    The absolute weirdos just sending messages about Jeremy to Doug, like... ok, but we're not supporting his beliefs, just how dumb he is

    • @Pausenmacher
      @Pausenmacher 3 місяці тому +6

      Prime Example of some DougDoug Watchers. I love Doug, but the Community has some really really black Sheeps. Like these People.

  • @Tuggbugg
    @Tuggbugg 3 місяці тому +3

    What is Doug’s name??

    • @tiedeman39
      @tiedeman39 3 місяці тому +8

      Doug “DouglasDouglas” McDuggerton, the 3rd

    • @Tuggbugg
      @Tuggbugg 3 місяці тому +2

      @@tiedeman39 makes sense

  • @ButcherParry
    @ButcherParry 3 місяці тому +2

    Petition for doug to stream hollow knight but replace the vod footage with pacifist spellunky footage for April Fools

    • @lemongreed7916
      @lemongreed7916 3 місяці тому +1

      Damn that last prank really got me

  • @3_LollipopOfTheMoldiKind
    @3_LollipopOfTheMoldiKind 3 місяці тому

    12:50 Does anyone know what song this is?

  • @moonkenzie
    @moonkenzie 3 місяці тому

    Look I just got here, but if Jedi horse isn't S tier I'm throwing shit

  • @Megagalaktikarea2
    @Megagalaktikarea2 2 місяці тому +1

    2:14:26 I am a german, i live in munich... and i didn't understand a god damn thing she said

    • @tiedeman39
      @tiedeman39 Місяць тому

      Why is cologne full of giants?

  • @okarthegreat
    @okarthegreat 26 днів тому

    Doug should take Billie to New Zealand. That's legitimately so romantic

  • @Tykiari
    @Tykiari 2 місяці тому

    Yeah i sometimes don't really see the point of the Ads for Perfume or Cologne.
    Like Cologne, which they kind of want MEN to buy, and the Ad is a Guy just staring seductively into the Camera... This ain't gonna make me want the Cologne. And i don't really feel like my Girlfriend would see the ad and thing "I have to get him that!"
    Same with Perfume Ads where it's for Women and the Ad is a barely dressed Woman doing weird movements in the backseat of a Car. What is that supposed to say? "This Perfume won't get you a Man, but it might make you really want to do weird movements in the back of a Car.
    And the 'best' thing i've seen was a Razor for men.
    The Packaging features a CLEARLY naked guy and they just proceeded to sneakily put the "Product Testing says Excellent" sticker where his crotch is.
    I'M NOT GONNA BUY THAT!? and i'd be VERY concerned if my GF bough it for me xD

  • @hog9613
    @hog9613 3 місяці тому

    What happened to the peggle ai vod?

    • @DougDougVODChannel
      @DougDougVODChannel  3 місяці тому +8

      there was an issue with it on export. will be up soon

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 місяці тому

    I love the sentence "having sex so hard he destroyed the eiffel tower" 2:02:53

  • @emmaward174
    @emmaward174 3 місяці тому

    "i do not feel like i will be a man if i only wear horse cologne" 1:16:37

  • @Consumer_of_small_children
    @Consumer_of_small_children 3 місяці тому

    i love gd cologne

  • @bailijay
    @bailijay 3 місяці тому

    1:21:10 Can confirm as a bisexual that commercial is great

  • @PotatoMan555
    @PotatoMan555 2 місяці тому +1

    35:21

  • @Justin-gi3el
    @Justin-gi3el 3 місяці тому +2

    Early VOD gang 😎

  • @44actual
    @44actual 3 місяці тому +11

    Sup early gang! Hope you all have a beautiful day.

  • @serenalaurence1492
    @serenalaurence1492 2 місяці тому

    All hail the shit king

  • @seanomnomaly4348
    @seanomnomaly4348 3 місяці тому +2

    Yt never told me about this stream😢

  • @honilock577
    @honilock577 3 місяці тому

    Do a twitch chat vs yt chat gpt war thingie

  • @InkshadowGaming
    @InkshadowGaming 3 місяці тому

    Woot!

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 місяці тому

    Spoilers:
    LETS GO BELIEVERS, 3 BINGOS ON THE NEW ZEALAND AIR COMMERCIAL POGGIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @willsmithwont5414
    @willsmithwont5414 3 місяці тому

    Hehe he said colon

  • @jesterthechaotic
    @jesterthechaotic 3 місяці тому

    vod chat untite

  • @sovietamerica5561
    @sovietamerica5561 2 місяці тому

    HE LIKES HOLLOWKNIGHT!!!!

  • @adammaher403
    @adammaher403 3 місяці тому +3

    As a bisexual this was a very fun stream