"Presidential History" -MBMBAM Animatic
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- come, children, let the mcelroys tell you the story of the great george washington
audio is from MBMBAM #287
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Apparently my mom had to console me when I found out Cleopatra died
I still need to be consoled to this day. It's rough being in a world without her
simp energy
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I don’t know why, but every time I hear them say: “I had to console my kindergarteners after I told them George Washington” I always think “isn’t real” I know it’s died, but that’s all I can hear
he's too cool for real life
Teacher: George Washington isn't real, he can't hurt you
George Washington:
Lemme spin that: Telling your kindergartners that Santa Claus died.
It's not wrong.
@@Silverwind87 he died up Phoebe Cates' chimney, she mentions it in Gremlins.
@@KennyHazy97 Maybe the real George Washington was the friends we made along the way.
"But, Linco"
No . . . not Linco. He can't be gone. . .
But, linco????????
"they left that out of Hamilton"
catch u on the flippy dip? *finger guns*
The greatest joy in my life is Justin losing his mind laughing and you portrayed this event perfectly
Came here to say this. The expression you did is PERFECT!
Hello fellow Homestuck fan.
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The homestucks have arrived
i appreciate griffin's decision to use "one last ride" instead of "one last time" cause yeah, if that was in there I like to think lin would have left in the Whiskey rebellions and hamilton yelling "pay you f*cking taxes"
when I was in preschool and learning about the presidents I only thought we were on president #3, we had George Washington, some other dude, and George Bush. and that was where we were at as a country and Washington had only died within the past 10 years of that point. It never once occurred to my little kid brain just how old the country was and how that would be impossible
Man imagine how kids feel in other countries with centuries more history than the us
@@Lucarioguild7 as a British person, it’s a bit of a bizarre because our history lessons begin at like the Roman Invasion of Britain in 43AD and from there it just gets wilder and wilder
We once did a whole term on a rebellion fuelled by a hedgerow dispute in 1549.
Ah yes, the second president of the United States: Some Other Dude
@@lukeh8891 We are now on president 5 or 6: That One Guy.
@@mollymcdade4031 SERIOUSLY so much of history lessons in the UK, about our OWN history start with "How about that Roman Empire, huh? How about that one Norman dude, huh?" Just a history of how we got collectively fucked (double fucked if you were in the North in 1069) by some foreign invaders before it switches to when we did the fucking to everyone else
"Back soon. -- G-Man"
Strix182 that was the last thing you heard from your president
:(
*alex gets shot*
Its like a bomb goes off...
And then you see george
Half life-
I love how Justin mentions how George Washington died and it's kind of a callback to that one episode of Sawbones
I'm not sure what to comment, but this was funny and the style is nice and pleasing to look at. The bearer of bad news was cute
As a sawbones fan knowing Justin actually remembers stuff is so nice.
I remember visiting Mount Vernon when I was 4 and my mom told me it was George Washington’s house and I super didnt understand how time worked or that old age was a cause of death so I was super disappointed not to meet George Washington at his house
Tbf georgie boi tried to cause war between the French and the natives which was not very cash money
All he wanted was Ohio.
@@douglasphillips5870 that just makes it worse, if youre gonna cause a war, it better be for some good shit, not ohio.
he also owned slaves
@@jotarokujo445 Yeah, but that's not really on him. It would have been like owning farm animals. Slaves weren't considered human.
@@ourveneratedoverlorde1551 ...did something change?
THEM MENTIONING THE HAMILTON MUSICAL LITERALLY FRICKIN KILLED ME
Gotta say, I'm proud of Justin for getting through that first sentence before losing his shit laughing.
Griffin: "ONE LAST RIDE"
Me, a Hamilton fan: OMG THAT MEANS HE SAW IN IT PREVIEWS BEFORE LIN CHANGED IT TO "TIME"
Yeah!!
yeah I think they saw it in previews
I love Justin laughing hard as heck while everyone else is unaffected.
my favorite part was when the sunglasses showed up this was so funny!!
Okay but the stamp on the bill to Congress is of George Washington doing a thumbs up and that killed me - these videos are the absolute best, keep up the good work!
Justin laughing on the ground almost killed me
you can tell this is from before the broadway version of hamilton bc grif uses a lyric from a song in the off broadway show. The song being a scrapped precursor to one last time called one last ride..... Why do I know this??
Belledog playsagame Yeah, well they’re friends with Lin Manuel Miranda and Travis said “they left that part out of Hamilton”, clearly talking about the musical
I know that. I was saying they hadnt seen the broadway version yet.
I was wondering how they got the lyric wrong when it's not hard to remember lol
also "one last ride" was a significantly more brutal song
heya G.Wash, what say you go help me shoot a bunch of revolutionary war soldiers pissed off about how I stole their salaries to make me and my buddies rich? hell yeah, one last ride, just to show them who's boss now, and that his name is alexander hamilton.
"YOU ARE OUTGUNNED! OUTMANNED! EAT SHIT YOU NERDS , I AM YOUR GOD NOW."
you can kinda see why they cut it from the show
@@xalrath the most unfortunate thing, though, is that "PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES" never made it into the show
I'm not even joking, my ancestor was the doctor who killed George Washington...sorry
Livia Malkin I hold you responsible for the sin of your ancestors
You have to make it up to Washington my friend! You have to find a descendant of George Washington (which will be hard since he didn't have any kids) and carry them up a mountain.
an ancestor of mine was gw's doc too..... i'll Share the blame
I HATE EXISTENCE that means you and op are distant cousins
Or somebody's lyin...
Sad Washington fact: he actually owned a shit-ton of slaves. Like if I remember correctly old GW had more slaves than Jefferson by several times. Unclear if it was because he was racist af or if it's just because he was from a state where it was legal and that's just what you had to do to keep your bigass estate functioning.
FUN Washington fact though: there was a period of a few years before the White House was completed where the "Executive Mansion" was in New York City. The problem is it wasn't custom built, they just kind of picked a random old house on Manhattan and were like "the president will live HERE. Okay? Cool." It had uncomfortably low ceilings, which was a problem because Washington was a little over six feet tall. He had to duck when going through doorways and bend over in certain rooms so he wouldn't hit his head on the roof beams when entertaining guests.
*Pretty fucking sure* owning PEOPLE makes you discriminatory towards those people.
It depends. He was from a state where that was the norm, and more importantly, he was the PRESIDENT. Of a country where half the states allowed slavery. Back in those days, freeing a couple hundred slaves was a massive deal and viewed by many as an extremist action. If he had done that as president there would've been mass hysteria in an already unstable America that had weathered multiple attempted rebellions since the Revolutionary War, over far less. The president has to appear moderate, even at the expense of their own values; it's why Obama couldn't push for full single-payer health care or make Black issues a key point of his administration.
That being said, there's no way to be sure Washington WANTED to fight slavery or even free his own slaves. There's probably a historian somewhere that could say yes or no but I'm just here to provide context
Sammie1053 That doesn't mean he wasn't a massive racist for OWNING PEOPLE. It's not exactly something you accidentally do. "At the time" it was as racist as it is now. Stop normalizing slavery.
DeathnoteBB "Owning" people doesn't necessarily have anything to do with race.
ScimTar I don't know why you put quotations marks around owning, but anyway, slavery in the USA was 100% about race...
Goddamn I love these shorts. Please keep up your magic geo:)
I love how much your art style has improved, and yet, this video is still great!!!
Tis some great animatics
"Washington is watching from the other side, teach me how to say goodbye"
washington washington.
6 foot tall weighs a fucking ton
As episode 287 this was still right at the beginning of Hamilton the musical becoming uber popular and Griff shows his love for it early with Washington singing "One Last Ride" which was the first version of Washington's final song in the musical.
The mbmbam episode was released late January of 2016, while the musical was released in April of 2016. They were singing Hamilton before it was even released. Being buds with Lin does have its perks.
You gotta lie to 'em
Been on a binge of these and they are all great
Justin learned this on his medical history podcast Sawbones, and you can too
Oh my god i love their role playing bits
By far your best animatic yet, immediately subbed! You have such a funny sense of humor!
I've had to teach a class where we were going on Easter and some kids knew that it when Jesus died. But the other kids were like "JESUS IS DEAD???" *cry cry cry*. I had to be like, if you want to know more, ask your parents.
Fun fact, Washington didn't sign the Declaration of Independence. He was only a high ranking military official while the Declaration of Independence was signed mostly by lawyers and highly educated, healthy property owners.
Imagine how adorable Lin's giggles were when he listened to this episode.
FINALLY ITS ANIMATED!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
I broke the 420 likes, I’m sorry. It was just too good
I love this, it gives me life.
I think this is the darkest humor I've ever heard from MBMBaM
You're a visionary
"That was the last conversation you had with George Washington" - The DM of the real world probably
I now have "one last time" stuck in my head. Thank you.
1:01
HAMILTON AAAAA
i'M SO GLAD THE BOYS LISTEN TO HAMILTON-
LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Crowbean i mean they Are best friends with lin manuel
Yep! That's not a goof, they are literally best buds with Lin-Manuel Miranda. He's been on the show a few times!
W o a h
*”from Gman”*
_hey wait a minute-_
These kids aren’t gonna be happy when they found out Lincoln got assassinated
I love your art...also are you an achievement hunter fan? Cause the garbo label made me think so :P
Reilly Peters yep! that’s actually what i was thinking of when i drew it in haha
"In 1770-whatever"
Every Hamilton fan: *1776*
GW died in 1799 tho
BigGamer2525 yeah but the scenario hypothetical was before george had died because he was talking
He was talking while on his way to the doctor where he died, so definitely 1799 in the hypothetical.
nEW YoRK cITY
pARdoN ME arE yOU aARON BuRR siR
"Dead as DICKS"
😭 I love it
So yeah my son is the surgeon that killed George Washington... sorry about that
Keep mbmbam coming please please 💙💙
George Washington actually died from tonsillitis.
Gorge had slaves so maybe they should lead with that so the kids are like " oh its ok that hes dead
I mean George Washington I could say “yeah he owned slaves” but Abe’s harder to soften the blow of
I love this so much!!
Washington had tonsillitis. That's what they were trying to cure with the bloodletting.
I super dig that Griffin went with "one last ride"
That is a deep Hamilton cut
i fucking died while watching this how can i break the news to the kindergartners
"He's dead as dicks."
I once heard from my friend a similar story about a a toddler being really upset after being told that jesus died at the end of the bible
god i hope u do the grapes bit from 2 eps ago im wheezing
Happy Presidents' Day!
I once tutored a younger student who would always ask me if Benjamin Franklin, Lincoln, Gandhi etc. died, and then ask me how and whether it could happen to him. I laughed at this bit when I heard it, but i feel this teacher's pain.
HAMILTON YYYYAAAASSSS
Only 37 more deaths to go
SYDNEY MCELROY THAT GOOD GOOD GAL
BRB
“Justin dies”
George Washington is axtually one of my great (I don't know which great, but a ton of em.) grandfathers, I was told by my grandmother
I dont know she said it was in my family tree
TaffyChu ...he didn’t have any children
@@liamsgreatbitgaming You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
@@liamsgreatbitgaming Irrelevant? He had a step-son (who himself had several children). Its not uncommon for non-blood relatives to be included in a family tree. Consider John Parke Custis was like.. 5 when his mother remarried, I'm certain that HIS children grew up always knowing George as their grandfather.
Yo im not joking my grandfather showed me our family tree and George Washington is my distant cousin
its good
I WASNT EXPECTING HAMILTON BUT OKAY
Backwards California
Oooooh Washington, Washington! 6 foot 8 weighs a fuckin ton! Opponents beware, OPPONENTS BEWARE. He’s coming, he’s coming, HES COMING!
The fact they bring up Hamilton, quick reminder: Washington died on the wedding anniversary of Alexander and Elizabeth Hamilton. And Washington was actually a father like figure to Hamilton, so you can imagine his reaction to that news.
Washington actually LOVED owning people, and called one of his slaves that escaped "indignant". Also, Hamilton didn't want to bother PAYING the people that actually fought in his little bourgeois "revolution".
but they also helped us dunk on the british, which is always very cool and very sexy to do
? I think he died of epiglottitis, bloodletting was just a common treatment for everything at that time. It wasn't even the worst idea ever, it was just used when the cause of illness wasn't actually relevant. Looking back on it from modern times, it's easy for us to not understand the context.
Sort of like when one of the boys thought no other primates had prehensile toes or whatever it was, hehe. I'd get at least as much wrong if I did a conversational podcast regularly, so I can't hate!
Oml
actually g dubs death was p chill cause when he died he put it in his will or some shit that his slaves would be freed so... nice
The answer is you follow it up with "it's okay, he was really problematic."
This is the correct answer:
Teacher- oh he was a slave owner by the way, but he's dead now.
Little Susie- thank Christ
Just tell the kids that Washington owned humans.
there is so much wrong with this statement i dont even know where to start but the comparison to machines is a "completely asinine statement". slaves were ALWAYS self aware when they were owned. machines are not currently self aware so if that changes in the future obviously adjustments will be made. your comparison only works if slaves were not self aware, then became self aware, and that was why people started to condemn slavery. bad job.
@robber barron i mean he isnt totally wrong. Slavery has been apart of our society from the start its a sad awful truth, now youd think by the 1770 we wouldnt have it but when every civilization tried being rome and they tried being greek it kinda cascades into awfulness...
They teach kindergarteners about presidents, but teen boys cant learn about periods (sg I just heard about today). American education truly is unfathomable
I was 8 when I first fell in love. With John Wayne. I told my dad I was gonna marry him and he told me he'd been dead for a long time.
I'm 32 now. I'm glad he died before I was born, ngl. I learned some HORRIBLE stuff about that dude.
That said Fred Astaire, Socrates and Link weren't much better in the being alive department... >_>
Y'all know he owned slaves right?
just tell em GW owned slaves and actually totally sucked
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Wait what? In kindergarten I was learning addition, basic vocab and how to read, why are they learning history? The most I got was the whitewashed thanksgiving story
I don’t think these boys know anything about George Washington.
@Hector Lewis Just maybe, in terms of cool shit Washington was definitely about to do before keeling over from leeches or whatever, maybe freeing slaves wasn't on the docket. Cuz Washington LOVED owning human beings as property and fought Hard to keep his slaves.
I feel this with Hamilton. Knowing that this beautiful man died. This beautiful bisexual, badass boi.
he owned slaves lmfao shut the fuck up and find someone else to project your creepy fucking fantasies onto