Car Thief Gets Instant Karma - Knife Drill Version

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  • @Turnah81
    @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +627

    Anyone have any interesting drill attachments?😅 Cheers for supporting the channel everyone and sharing my videos. I'm still pushing on to make this a full-time gig, and every bit of your support here helps with the channel. Also feel free to check out my patreon www.patreon.com/CraigTurner

    • @joshua6685
      @joshua6685 2 місяці тому +4

      Hi

    • @TORCHBROTHERS
      @TORCHBROTHERS 2 місяці тому +19

      How about an autopsy saw instead of the drill.

    • @ImSodaLirious
      @ImSodaLirious 2 місяці тому +14

      I'm surprised you don't collab with I did a thing

    • @Grinder2112
      @Grinder2112 2 місяці тому +8

      Dough hook?

    • @KasumiRose77
      @KasumiRose77 2 місяці тому +6

      Maybe a hornet nest in a box

  • @sortaspicey9278
    @sortaspicey9278 2 місяці тому +4438

    " your honor I did not stab the man. My car was acting in self-defense" 😂😂😂

    • @jameswilson5165
      @jameswilson5165 2 місяці тому +46

      Elon Musk gets a Summons. 🤣

    • @someguy6076
      @someguy6076 2 місяці тому +54

      The police report will be #$%king hilarious ...

    • @Tribalwings0
      @Tribalwings0 2 місяці тому +55

      I'm glad he added that disclosure at the end. Especially in the US, lethal and even non-lethal defense of property can get you into huge trouble depending on state and local laws. Cars especially are a tricky topic as a lot of states only cover the defense of home in which someone's life is in danger. So, for those not very smart people. Please don't try this. 😂😅

    • @Strutinan
      @Strutinan 2 місяці тому +5

      "And it won't even drain your battery!" 😂

    • @AIlury.
      @AIlury. 2 місяці тому

      LOL 😂

  • @nathanielgrimmett5824
    @nathanielgrimmett5824 2 місяці тому +553

    "oh wait I forgot my glasses in the car" leans through the window to grab them. "no Jeff wait don't go through the wind-------".

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +68

      yeah, exactly 😬💀.

    • @Toxicotton
      @Toxicotton Місяць тому +5

      Haha, get pranked bro!

    • @NobleSix312
      @NobleSix312 Місяць тому +2

      I coulda swore there were a couple of times in the video where they actually caught themselves almost doing that exact same thing 😂

  • @duck-in-space-engineers
    @duck-in-space-engineers 2 місяці тому +2220

    Having a mannequin in the car is a genius idea.
    That knife scene at the end had me rolling

    • @clanrobertson7200
      @clanrobertson7200 2 місяці тому +26

      As a kid in the 60’s I lived in a small town and I worked for my father in his Gulf Oil Service Station in Central Florida. And there was an old man who I never knew except by sight. He drove an early 1950s black Buick fast back 4 door sedan with the fake Crome exhaust ports on the fenders and about a 16” metal black sun visor over his windshield. The car was unique enough for the day (around a decade old at the time and that was a huge transition in car designs), but the gentleman wore a blue blazer with a white turtleneck sweater and a yachtsman’s captain’s white hat and he always had a blond female store mannequin with a red scarf 🧣 and a white captain’s hat as well with her arm in the open window by forward holding the ‘A’ pillar. Now this was his typical dress for both of them oh Florida heat before cars had AC as an option!! I never knew where he went in downtown, but he could have been a mannequin salesman or repairman for all I knew. But, we were warned to steer clear of him, unlike today where schools, libraries and now the Olympics allow male cross dressers dance in front of elementary school age and even kindergarten children in near nudity (like they do San Flaagcisco). We were watched for by everyone in town and no child was ever attacked throughout my entire time there until I left for college. It was a Thornton Wilder small town America 🇺🇸 in reality and unknowingly we ended up doing his play “Our Town” and I was never a thespian, but I had a great English teacher who convinced me to go out for a part, and that and a beautiful young woman who transferred in during my senior year getting the female lead caused me to undertake things that I would never have done otherwise! Unfortunately, I didn’t get George, the male boyfriend lead, I got the Stage Manager who was sort of a Dr Who that controlled the timeline of the lives of the high school graduation class and their lives and fates based on their decisions made leading up to and immediately after graduation.
      Another tangential memory in this case based on the use of a mannequin triggering the flashback of a 76 year old person who believes that he still has his cognitive skills and abilities, true or not? It remains to be determined!
      The old professor
      Live free or die!!!
      Death ☠️ to all tyrants, all tyrants foreign and domestic!!!
      Pedophiles too, no matter who!!!
      No Shit………….

    • @Tigerglider
      @Tigerglider 2 місяці тому +12

      @@clanrobertson7200the random rant caught me off guard

    • @s0me_Weirdo
      @s0me_Weirdo 2 місяці тому +4

      @@clanrobertson7200interesting story, but not sure what it has to do with the comment

    • @avxy3632
      @avxy3632 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@clanrobertson7200 old people talk a lot out of left field

    • @vortexsux
      @vortexsux Місяць тому +1

      @@clanrobertson7200clanrobertson is a beautiful name

  • @aclaybass
    @aclaybass 2 місяці тому +1558

    $30 AUD for a watermelon is the largest crime committed in this video.

    • @assassinlv8274
      @assassinlv8274 2 місяці тому +16

      da f? 30$? Even in EU it's cheaper...

    • @Tren_Rides
      @Tren_Rides Місяць тому +17

      Like 5 dollars usd

    • @MastemaJack
      @MastemaJack Місяць тому

      Depends on the type and season. Mini watermelons 5-6 larger ones 8-9 Canadian. It also depends how far it's had to travel.

    • @taylorhunt5459
      @taylorhunt5459 Місяць тому +3

      ​@silvermanrol it's roughly 20 USD.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula Місяць тому +4

      ​@@taylorhunt5459and watermelons in the US are $6 where I live.

  • @owenllewellyn1428
    @owenllewellyn1428 2 місяці тому +4116

    Jesus Christ that killed me. I thought the drill actuated the knife up but then I realized it rotated the knife! That was horrifying!!!

    • @systemsrenegade9888
      @systemsrenegade9888 2 місяці тому +284

      Yes it's time to stop the soft approach on thieves .

    • @clanrobertson7200
      @clanrobertson7200 2 місяці тому +17

      Only because you didn’t think 🤔 of it!!!

    • @otallono
      @otallono 2 місяці тому +29

      yes drills do tend to rotate..

    • @atlas8414
      @atlas8414 2 місяці тому +35

      ​​@@otallono i mean... all motors do. A gear on the end of the drill locked into a gear lifting the slide would easily let it work as a motor pushing it up and down. It's not an unrealistic first thought.

    • @fabian3265
      @fabian3265 2 місяці тому +6

      Jesus loves you ❤️

  • @stonegiant4
    @stonegiant4 2 місяці тому +148

    Nonchalantly removing a suppressed walther from the door like it's just a usual thing you find cleaning cars. Lol

    • @donewithmodernlife
      @donewithmodernlife Місяць тому +8

      I’ve lost track of how many times it’s happened to me.

    • @egarcia1360
      @egarcia1360 Місяць тому +12

      It could cause rust, after all

  • @Jon-to6969
    @Jon-to6969 2 місяці тому +2311

    I'm not seeing a problem here. Set the drill to speed 1 instead of 2 maybe? You'll get more torque then.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +350

      Yeah I was going to mention it in the video but can you imagine if I used a modern 18-volt battery drill😯. The one I used is old tech maybe a decade old

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +328

      One day if I get a bit more UA-cam budget - 2 speed hammer drill. The watermelon was the most expensive thing in the whole project 😅

    • @Chris_the_Muso
      @Chris_the_Muso 2 місяці тому +70

      @@Turnah81 Watermelons are out of season at the moment, so that might explain the stupid price. Even in summer when they are not that cheap, something about needing a lot of water in a country like Australia that doesn't have much, you know, water. You can grow your own, but the problem then is stopping them from taking over the back yard. To make it worse, if you let them get overgrown and don't water them enough, they taste like shit. Nature's karma. The taste wouldn't affect their use as disembowelment targets however. Eat your heart out, Rober.

    • @Spudz76
      @Spudz76 2 місяці тому +25

      @@Turnah81 Missed opportunity to call him "Waltermelon"

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Chris_the_Musowait. So noted.

  • @Timotheuster
    @Timotheuster 2 місяці тому +944

    Imagine seeing someone leaning into a car and askin if they're alright, just to find out they're dead and pinned in there by a knife trap...

    • @Tywno
      @Tywno 2 місяці тому +93

      Purse saved, car lost. Imagine the bloody mess on the seat, under the floor mat and in the upholstery. Bonus points when the jugular was hit, because the blood would spray on the windshield and drain into the dashboard. Every time you switch on the airconditioner, you'd be bathing in the stench of clotted blood.

    • @dangernoodle8813
      @dangernoodle8813 2 місяці тому +17

      good

    • @Tipman2OOO
      @Tipman2OOO 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @OrchidAlloy
      @OrchidAlloy Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Tywnodamn

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux Місяць тому +34

      @@Tywno the smell of victory

  • @langezek
    @langezek 2 місяці тому +908

    Never underestimate the intimidation factor of the 'drilldo'

  • @blues03
    @blues03 2 місяці тому +91

    0:13 Love that reload sound.

  • @carbonunit6573
    @carbonunit6573 2 місяці тому +1174

    How do you find a women who laughs at your insanity. Truly a keeper.

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 2 місяці тому +3

      laughing behind his back too smh

    • @prillewitz
      @prillewitz 2 місяці тому +11

      The asylum?

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 2 місяці тому +15

      This is why it's silly when women list "make me laugh" as a requirement. Everyone has different sense of humor

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 2 місяці тому +7

      Women love funny, silly guys and that is not a new discovery...

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 Місяць тому

      Amen

  • @floridamanHooning
    @floridamanHooning 2 місяці тому +517

    I feel like this video needs a "this is 1st degree murder" "this is multiple felonies" disclaimer every few minutes LOL

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 2 місяці тому +34

      Don’t worry, this is Australia so there are no such thing as felonies nor degrees of murder

    • @IGR8691
      @IGR8691 2 місяці тому +10

      @@BundasaurusPecs But the difference between felonies and misdemeanors in the US seems fairly similar to the difference between indictable and summary crimes in Australia. Using one of these trap devices sure seems like it would fully qualify all the requirements for murder in Australia too.

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 2 місяці тому +15

      @@IGR8691 I’m well aware I’m just being pedantic broski.

    • @hhh2092
      @hhh2092 2 місяці тому +39

      it shouldn't be though, if someone is breaking into your property you should have all the rights

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 2 місяці тому +29

      @@hhh2092 being stabbed for breaking into a locked unoccupied car is not proportional justice

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 2 місяці тому +1139

    Nah mate you want the knife to break the glass. That's such a power move. It's basically saying "C'mon thief I DARE you to steal something."

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +169

      😆 like: "Bring it on!"

    • @COSMIC_SECRET
      @COSMIC_SECRET 2 місяці тому +24

      @@Turnah81pov the thief: oh **** this I ain’t ******* stealing from this ******

    • @cristiangamezzz4765
      @cristiangamezzz4765 2 місяці тому +4

      hahahaha bruhhhh ts funny asf dawg

    • @kinggee483
      @kinggee483 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh you again! This is my favorite video of all time on UA-cam ❤❤❤
      Question what about the passenger side
      I went to bed laughing through out my sleep
      I think you and your wife should have a tv show

    • @Tigerglider
      @Tigerglider 2 місяці тому +4

      @@kinggee483i can answer just pray they don’t go for the passenger side

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 2 місяці тому +52

    Oh you're absolutely an engineer... just an engineer that listens to all the voices that come with the limitless creative ability

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 Місяць тому +5

      The human embodiment of "Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"

  • @doghouse416
    @doghouse416 2 місяці тому +253

    You two are hilarious....... my 8 year old looked at me in horror......he won't go near the car anymore.

  • @old_timey_prospector
    @old_timey_prospector 2 місяці тому +43

    Chubes is good sport. Injured during a wildly irresponsible prototype test, but still willing to post up for guard duty.

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 2 місяці тому +458

    "A dustbin lid for a remote control car" is hilarious.

    • @FXS_NCL
      @FXS_NCL 2 місяці тому +2

      That goes to space it was on a moon rover

    • @gamingytjeffree611
      @gamingytjeffree611 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@FXS_NCLo no way really😮

    • @Buffbarbian
      @Buffbarbian 2 місяці тому

      Yep

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 2 місяці тому +8

      @@FXS_NCL 0:53 That's Mars, not the moon.

    • @LetsLaberWithMi
      @LetsLaberWithMi 2 місяці тому

      And factual 😂

  • @FuGyz
    @FuGyz 2 місяці тому +20

    "This video feels illegal" came up to my head to many times.

  • @rhouser1280
    @rhouser1280 2 місяці тому +960

    Dude this is a cool video on it’s own, but your humor through out makes it top notch! 👍 “If you only have one drill, use a mirror” 😂

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +168

      I went to get a shot to demonstrate but there was already a guy in our bathroom with a drill. I would have borrowed his but he kept talking over me.

    • @christophergasser4280
      @christophergasser4280 2 місяці тому +19

      Craig earned my sub many years ago when he was talking about punching himself in the face while pulling up the bed sheets, then showed a clip of himself punching himself in the face while pulling up his bed sheets.

    • @PeacelordApropos
      @PeacelordApropos 2 місяці тому +9

      This comment about the mirror now lives rent free in my head

    • @cputecch
      @cputecch 2 місяці тому

      Why wouldn’t you have a drill while going up?

    • @hulkslayer626
      @hulkslayer626 2 місяці тому +1

      I laughed at every joke in this video... but that one made me unable to stop for a while! Had to pause the video lol

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal Місяць тому +11

    20:24 wait, this guy had a flashbang in his car for thiefs? Lmao i gotta see that

  • @SuperReaper1999
    @SuperReaper1999 2 місяці тому +118

    Got me when the power window still worked after he took the power window mechanism out of the door 😂

    • @saureco
      @saureco 2 місяці тому +6

      7:07 he has a spare motor

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote Місяць тому +18

    I don't have a car, just wanted to watch an Australian guy comedically build something dangerous. It's a great genre of video

  • @reyalPRON
    @reyalPRON 2 місяці тому +121

    now i finally know why my knifes arent working properly! i was missing the knifepowder... cheers for solving that mystery, hundo mate!

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 місяці тому +28

      I think it's a bit like rock climbing chalk for sweaty hands 🤷‍♂️

    • @reyalPRON
      @reyalPRON 2 місяці тому +12

      @@Turnah81 Yeah nah, yeah.. cant think of a better use for it either. its gotta do with rocks for sure 👀

    • @ennz69
      @ennz69 2 місяці тому +1

      It was obviously cocaine.. for when you need a boost

    • @reyalPRON
      @reyalPRON 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ennz69 sigh.... think you missed the point buddy... heard of humor before?
      do yourself a favor and make an online search for "what is humor"

  • @Randy-q5h
    @Randy-q5h 2 місяці тому +14

    I like what you found amongst the leaves in the door. (And the knife powder).

  • @joemcnicholas8687
    @joemcnicholas8687 2 місяці тому +188

    “Taking a core sample from their ball bag” 😂😂

  • @wendigo-e3m
    @wendigo-e3m 2 місяці тому +22

    "Taking a core sample of their ballbag" absolutely sent me.

  • @Lifeport-z
    @Lifeport-z 2 місяці тому +65

    He accidently just made the best halloween prop to scare people with at the end XD

  • @professionaldiscordmoderator
    @professionaldiscordmoderator 2 місяці тому +21

    Omg, im high rn and when the drill span and the knife flew off actually scared me ngl

  • @jeremiahyeo5863
    @jeremiahyeo5863 2 місяці тому +31

    (4:33) - Critical error, you didn’t bother to pre-drill your hole which will inevitably cause the wood to split. Unless of course you run the screw in reverse as you’re pushing down hard into it then you can possibly get the screw to “chowder out” some of the wood so you can set the screw in without cracking the wood.

  • @MrAmrasElensar
    @MrAmrasElensar Місяць тому +8

    If you only have one drill, you can simply use a mirror... 😂
    Pure gold sir

  • @Dustin2112
    @Dustin2112 2 місяці тому +349

    If I were charged with investigating whatever went on.... I would simply write it up as "misadventure." Nothing to note here.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 2 місяці тому +13

      "I don't know what he was thinking but his ideas obviously were not good ones."

    • @StolenTheif
      @StolenTheif 2 місяці тому +1

      "Did not take the light-step perk"

  • @deldridg
    @deldridg 2 місяці тому +104

    Mate, just do as most of us Aussies do and leave our pet Eastern Brown snake wrapped around our goodies.

    • @MidwestArtist
      @MidwestArtist 2 місяці тому +7

      I live in the middle of the USA. We prefer stinging ants or wasps

    • @jayschafer1760
      @jayschafer1760 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@MidwestArtist Fire ants down south. Gotta be pretty desperate to steal something half buried in a fire ant nest.

    • @KegRaider
      @KegRaider 2 місяці тому

      Pretty sure Turnah81 is in Perth. He may need the Western Brown over there. Although, ANY snake will do. I have all vehicle keys kept inside my snake tank. No one wants to reach in for them, hahah! Unfortunately, the insurance companies don't see the added layer of security provided, and still charge a fortune. Still, my snake loves the extra danglies in with him.

  • @devist8er117
    @devist8er117 2 місяці тому +7

    3:49 underrated joke 😂

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame 2 місяці тому +164

    The window rolling up... what if there was a second window (preferably from something that does not just shatter) that rolled up and potentially kept the thief in place until someone came by to pack them up?

    • @2906rick
      @2906rick 2 місяці тому +11

      I like the way you think!

    • @TQFMTradingStrategies
      @TQFMTradingStrategies 2 місяці тому +2

      Three Phase Battery?

    • @hansoak3664
      @hansoak3664 2 місяці тому +14

      I think then the car would have to register as a slaughterhouse.

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 2 місяці тому +4

      "pack them up"? you mean, like a mortician? 🤤

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 2 місяці тому

      Can't edit my comment to add "None of those are nearly as funny though!"

  • @landreauferris1215
    @landreauferris1215 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks my good Sir.Great little gags along the way;love how you just move on without any fanfare after each.

  • @Maxwe1I
    @Maxwe1I 2 місяці тому +36

    Honestly the level of comedy and actually interesting stuff are both pretty high, this video really deserves more views

  • @akimbanguehe3454
    @akimbanguehe3454 2 місяці тому +5

    The design is very human 😂😂😂

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza 2 місяці тому +87

    This is another Australian engineer's level of dangerous and deadly😂

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 2 місяці тому +9

      if i had a nickel for every australian madman that owned an "engineering" youtube channel, id have 2 nickels.

    • @ryanrekz7744
      @ryanrekz7744 2 місяці тому

      Everything in Australia is dangerous so normal

    • @heavyion
      @heavyion 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@beaneater6923Well, someone has to do things there :D

    • @imaghost6
      @imaghost6 2 місяці тому +1

      which isnt alot but its weird that its happened twice come on finish the joke

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 2 місяці тому

      @@imaghost6 no

  • @ArmaGuyz
    @ArmaGuyz 2 місяці тому +4

    This is youtube gold. So much room for activities.

  • @Hijinf
    @Hijinf 2 місяці тому +59

    “This design is very human “ the very human guy

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 2 місяці тому

      Nah, humans don't make tools, they buy them from a simular appearing species.

  • @overthrone3494
    @overthrone3494 2 місяці тому +10

    This is how Roberto from Futurama is born

  • @Manawyrm
    @Manawyrm 2 місяці тому +121

    "You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-And-Drop!" 🤣

    • @dr_fish
      @dr_fish 2 місяці тому +4

      Haha, I was like, where have I seen this drill knife before? 🤖

  • @offthehook4u
    @offthehook4u 2 місяці тому +2

    This was ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! SO glad I took the time to watch the entire video. Bravo to you and your keen sense of humor!

  • @KITDFOHS
    @KITDFOHS 2 місяці тому +144

    I'm dying laughing because my son just watched that Mark Rober video about an hour ago.

  • @kagreen2k
    @kagreen2k 2 місяці тому +3

    I’m so glad I stayed until the end. 😮 Nicely done!

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 2 місяці тому +56

    Video game crafting be like: "Just hammer the wires and a battery in."

    • @mrman9262
      @mrman9262 2 місяці тому +1

      video games taught me that if you duct tape some jewelry to a flash light you get a lightsaber

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal Місяць тому +1

      ​@@mrman9262damn, time for another playthrough...

  • @plaarwnleelrl
    @plaarwnleelrl 2 місяці тому +6

    This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill.

  • @sou0taku
    @sou0taku 2 місяці тому +30

    This is a heavily underrated channel of this platform.

  • @davasg96
    @davasg96 2 місяці тому +1

    This needs more views! It’s giving mythbusters meets mark rober but funny and +100 chaos

  • @sdtyler40
    @sdtyler40 2 місяці тому +32

    The ending dude. Thanks for giving me nightmares😂

  • @Phartan117
    @Phartan117 Місяць тому +1

    Another terrific video Craig! I'm so glad to see you on here more often. I truly hope it goes well for you, man!

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  Місяць тому

      Thanks mate, cheers for the support!

  • @davedelany2116
    @davedelany2116 2 місяці тому +20

    The core sample from your ball bag had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @billygundum
    @billygundum 17 днів тому +1

    Love the "just another diy project" vibe.

  • @alexengineering3754
    @alexengineering3754 2 місяці тому +32

    I realy enjoy your videos. This joke where you pull out the leaves an a gun out of your car door really gets me 😂

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 2 місяці тому +8

    Rube Goldberg would be proud of ya son😂

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 2 місяці тому +29

    Safe AND humane! You're doing God's work Turnah!😂

  • @GreatSageSunWukong
    @GreatSageSunWukong 2 місяці тому +10

    they would definitely sell these in south africa, after all they had a flame thrower car alarm thing years ago

  • @PaulOfThebesMC
    @PaulOfThebesMC 2 місяці тому +2

    Great fun. So glad YT recommendations picked a winner once again.

  • @brandingald177
    @brandingald177 2 місяці тому +8

    You know it's a good year when we get THREE uploads from Turnah und the year isn't even over yet

  • @LeeFlemingster
    @LeeFlemingster 16 днів тому +1

    The commentary on this is awesome.

  • @qc1okay
    @qc1okay 2 місяці тому +118

    How does this man not have his own TV show? He's way better than the late-night talk-show guys, and he'd give Ellen a run for her money. Seriously, this dude's the best on UA-cam.

    • @PossumKing
      @PossumKing 2 місяці тому +19

      Why do people always find a good youtube channel and immediately want it on cable tv? TV is garbage and they would take all this mans creativity away and it would be all product placement and 8 minutes of commercials.

    • @qc1okay
      @qc1okay 2 місяці тому +5

      @@PossumKing Dunno, since I've never experienced anything even close to "people always" finding anything, much less finding a UA-cam channel. But it would be great if he could be on TV since he'd add his wonderfulness to zillions more people than he can reach on UA-cam.

    • @PossumKing
      @PossumKing 2 місяці тому

      @@qc1okay there are not millions of people watching cable tv. There are probably more people watching UA-cam than cable, and UA-cam is world wide reach but whatever.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 2 місяці тому

      ​@@qc1okayyoutube is a much bigger platform than TV. Get with the times. Many channels here have much higher viewership.

    • @yicongfang8435
      @yicongfang8435 2 місяці тому +3

      Ellen is a pretty low bar...

  • @squaredanimator
    @squaredanimator 2 місяці тому +4

    this guy is the howtobasic of invention channels

  • @Frustratedfool
    @Frustratedfool 2 місяці тому +100

    17:57 “Shall I try and pull him off?”. No. He tried to steal from you and that will just encourage him to come back again for more.

  • @NotGrimman
    @NotGrimman 2 місяці тому +11

    "because they werent made of metal i figured they werent related to the operation of the engine"

  • @michaelmoore1627
    @michaelmoore1627 2 місяці тому +181

    I bet this would sell like hotcakes in London.

    • @JaSon-wc4pn
      @JaSon-wc4pn 2 місяці тому +5

      J-Berg already has blow torch fitted under the car
      Next video idea

    • @bartman9400
      @bartman9400 2 місяці тому +11

      In an ideal world and the law is on the side of the victims and there property, and not the criminals.

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 2 місяці тому +1

      You'd be in deep trouble selling it nevermind using it.

    • @ennz69
      @ennz69 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@bartman9400 Just because somebody stole from you doesnt give you the right kill said person, i can understand a fine and probation or jail for repeat offenders. But i guess youre the one person here that never made a bad decision in your life...

    • @KegRaider
      @KegRaider 2 місяці тому

      And Townsville

  • @LukeBrownSM
    @LukeBrownSM 2 місяці тому +5

    This video is absolutely amazing, but watching y'all precariously lean near that wildly unstable autonomous contraption of rotating blades and flying metal without any eye protection made my palms sweaty

  • @GiannisYT243
    @GiannisYT243 2 місяці тому +139

    2:19 bro pulled that out like it's from a secret John Wick gun storage
    Edit: damn I got a lot of likes 💀

    • @mabrymcmahon6753
      @mabrymcmahon6753 2 місяці тому +6

      I laughed

    • @Pepesmall
      @Pepesmall 2 місяці тому +2

      LMAO

    • @dep90boi94
      @dep90boi94 2 місяці тому

      I screamed ​@@mabrymcmahon6753

    • @BrandonROGERS1776
      @BrandonROGERS1776 2 місяці тому +1

      Seriously not enough people noticed the suppressed ppk that just emerges from the door

    • @IBakeMartianPeople
      @IBakeMartianPeople 2 місяці тому

      @@BrandonROGERS1776but it is true that it was like john wick tho

  • @SqFtGardenGranny
    @SqFtGardenGranny 2 місяці тому +1

    This was so fun to watch. Thank you for the time and effort you put into making it.

  • @6yjjk
    @6yjjk 2 місяці тому +20

    Classy lady, dances with him before she tries pulling him off.

  • @stevelloyd9859
    @stevelloyd9859 2 місяці тому +1

    I can not get past your great sense of humor!! Considering what your making, you made me laugh throughout the whole video! Well done, bravo and all that rot!!! 😳🤗

  • @scottydouglass1892
    @scottydouglass1892 2 місяці тому +5

    I can't even imagine drinking with you. I had so much fun the few times I went down under in the service. You guys have a level of sarcasm that makes me shoot beer out of my nose. I have to stop your videos occasionally to clean up my shirt.

  • @o0SupahMario0o
    @o0SupahMario0o Місяць тому +1

    This man understands comedy. Great video!

  • @firexpro9084
    @firexpro9084 2 місяці тому +26

    A wise man once said "if you have one drill simply use a mirror"now you have 2😂

  • @andrewpardue3324
    @andrewpardue3324 2 місяці тому +1

    🤔 Nobody gonna mention how he just swallowed the tiny liquid level out of the top of the drill with a swish of Coffee ( or 😉 whatever he’s drinking!) like it was a Tylenol ! 😄
    Loved the video cool invention and lots of laughs. So Damn funny 😆 and any wife like that is a keeper she’s got a great sense of humour too ! 😊 Definitely going to Sub and watch anything else you’ve released! 👍🏻 cheers 🍻 from British Columbia Canada 🇨🇦

  • @SP-ny1fk
    @SP-ny1fk 2 місяці тому +44

    Mark ...Robber?
    The plot thickens!

  • @erikhermansen3431
    @erikhermansen3431 Місяць тому

    First video I've seen of this person. The deadpan delivery is great.

  • @marcharrison9847
    @marcharrison9847 2 місяці тому +11

    Do this full time keep making OP security systems like a bike who's wheels fall off when it gets stolen and goes over a certain speed

  • @mjohanson1281
    @mjohanson1281 15 днів тому +1

    😮 an watching this i realize the tremendous humour turnah powwa. Unleashed.

  • @TORCHBROTHERS
    @TORCHBROTHERS 2 місяці тому +11

    The Dummy just sitting in the car is what I use. One day I caught 2 Jehova witnesses talking to it. I was laughing my ass off ! Wish I had that on video. But No one comes near my car with him sitting there. Great video mate.❤

  • @levichodeling
    @levichodeling 5 днів тому +1

    Mate, go buy a milwaukee m18 drill meant for putting in anchor bolts in foundations. BIG power. Also use a much thinner shorter stiffer knife sharp on both sides.

  • @jonanderson4280
    @jonanderson4280 2 місяці тому +10

    10:55 what a bummer! I've always thought those knife handles are solid steel inside!

    • @euqat
      @euqat 2 місяці тому +5

      imagine the weight

  • @Shiftshapercat
    @Shiftshapercat 2 місяці тому +2

    I hope to one day see a collaboration between yourself and "I did a thing" to see what insanity the two of you can create together.

  • @8lives873
    @8lives873 2 місяці тому +84

    A water melon.. $30.. I get 25kg+ watermelons for $3.99 to feed my dogs a summer snack lmao

    • @chilkat_river
      @chilkat_river 2 місяці тому +23

      A watermelon in Barrow, Alaska is currently more than $30. They are flown in fresh from Mexico.
      I bought a full pound to celebrate the Fourth of July. It was a pure nostalgic treat .

    • @heckin_dinosaw
      @heckin_dinosaw 2 місяці тому +2

      I was thinking this too, but then I remembered that they're out of season at the moment so prices have gone through the roof

    • @Kool_beans-q7v
      @Kool_beans-q7v 2 місяці тому +3

      I’m glad their grown right in our town 🤣 $3.00 here

    • @Nbdyspr
      @Nbdyspr 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@heckin_dinosawAh right I forgot It's winter in Australia at the moment so they have to be imported and seeing how isolated they are + 30$ AU is like 18€ or 20$ US. Watermelon are pretty cheap but only in season

    • @heckin_dinosaw
      @heckin_dinosaw 2 місяці тому

      @@Nbdyspr yeah, in season they're pretty cheap, but not so much out of season

  • @getahanddown
    @getahanddown 10 днів тому +2

    First time seeing your channel and am cracking up!

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  9 днів тому +1

      Cheers mate. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

  • @jessiejames2155
    @jessiejames2155 2 місяці тому +11

    "...I am now in Jail for attempted muder.
    But,...I came up with a better way to deter criminals..."

  • @SteenPedersen
    @SteenPedersen 2 місяці тому +2

    "Drive by drilling service" 🤣

  • @flfl2
    @flfl2 2 місяці тому +13

    Can't believe no-ones talking about what a good lookin' rooster Chubesie is?

  • @NoodleHair
    @NoodleHair 2 місяці тому +1

    "use a mirror" got me to subscribe, well written video and great comedy 👍👍

  • @JasonBechervaise
    @JasonBechervaise 2 місяці тому +35

    That's not a knife... THIS is a knife.

  • @Youarat225
    @Youarat225 2 місяці тому +2

    2:11 “remove the doorskin” 😂real clever

  • @jeremiahyeo5863
    @jeremiahyeo5863 2 місяці тому +18

    (20:58) The adult version of Chucky

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 2 місяці тому

      So Chucky then?. He's already an adult. You mean the adult version of a good guy doll.

    • @Sergeant_Morf
      @Sergeant_Morf 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @greghayes9118
    @greghayes9118 2 місяці тому +2

    Not sure about your Gingerbeering skills but your combination of humour and techical solutions gets full marks.

  • @PopeRocket
    @PopeRocket 2 місяці тому +40

    A ratcheting wire garrotte on a pressure switch.

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 2 місяці тому +1

      Ooh! It'd have to be a quick-actuating one though. Maybe spring-actuated?

    • @PopeRocket
      @PopeRocket 2 місяці тому +4

      @@samuelmellars7855 Since we're _definitely not_ trying to catch the neck, binding around the waist or under the arms wouldn't require too much speed. Multiple wires, coatings, and high torque gearing or a ratchet could hold someone for hours.

    • @buka9993
      @buka9993 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@samuelmellars7855 high pressure CO2 cartridges for air rifles, turning a turbine which winds up the cable on a steel winch which turns in one direction only and locks on the teeth each couple degrees of turn ( like ones used in medieval catapults and gate mechanisms ). It would be blazing fast, winding the cable at couple k RPM. Very small, very easy to construct, scallable if need be.

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 2 місяці тому +2

      @@PopeRocket thats still a reduction from the perimiter of the window to the perimiter of the body (or arm, the rapscallion might just reach inside with one arm!)
      It has to be fast enough to close before any escape attempt can be made, because that might mean the loop closes on something it shouldn't as the rapscallion pulls away!

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 2 місяці тому +4

      @@buka9993 ooh! That's a nice idea!
      But does it have the power that will probably be required to close in and -crush- _restrain_ the -neck- _arms_ against resistance?

  • @Tipman2OOO
    @Tipman2OOO 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for keeping me in stitches man. I love your humour 👌😂

  • @winstonsmith3696
    @winstonsmith3696 2 місяці тому +15

    Tommo, will never have a stuffy nose again. Great rhinoplasty

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 2 місяці тому +1

    2:18 - “Leaves and junk that had blown in” he says 😂😂😂

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme 2 місяці тому +23

    When the king sends you out to get the best engineer in the world but he dies and you get this guy.

  • @jonr3198
    @jonr3198 2 місяці тому +4

    This is truly the red green show of the modern era

    • @RetroCycleWorx
      @RetroCycleWorx 29 днів тому

      Fuck yeaa !! I was thinking the exact same thing hahaha

  • @elirevzen418
    @elirevzen418 2 місяці тому +20

    This is one massive pneumatic cylinder away from being a Michael Reeves video