Bill Burr- Being Ugly Sucks...

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  • @M75248
    @M75248 2 роки тому +53

    "You gotta start looking at yourself like you're a f-ing Caddy and not a Chevy Citation!"
    This is why I love Billy Red Face so much. If only somebody would've told me that years ago. Even if you feel your face is unattractive, people will start looking at you when they notice you're confident, dress nicely and take care of your body.

    • @MisterZimbabwe
      @MisterZimbabwe 2 роки тому +3

      If someone had told me that years ago I'd have been "WTF is a Caddy and a Chevy Citation?"

    • @ma_junia
      @ma_junia 2 роки тому +1

      Careful, you can also be seen as exceedingly arrogant

  • @erichstagat8874
    @erichstagat8874 2 роки тому +6

    I've been doing exactly what Bill was just describing and it's been working for me just nicely.

  • @gianbaez2522
    @gianbaez2522 2 роки тому +48

    It's tough being short. However Billbo hit the nail on the head getting accustomed to rejection. Whenever I commit to getting rejected say 30 times in a month I never even make it close before finding success. Keep ya heads up gentlemen

    • @rossperreault833
      @rossperreault833 2 роки тому +2

      Till you realize that women don't really like men lol

    • @weetahd2309
      @weetahd2309 2 роки тому +4

      @@rossperreault833 what?

    • @jadenmaxwell3252
      @jadenmaxwell3252 2 роки тому +4

      @@rossperreault833 yeah what?

    • @josephgood2704
      @josephgood2704 2 роки тому +1

      30 times a month? You're out asking a girl out every single day? Dude you know that's absurd right? Getting accustomed to rejection is super different than seeking it out.

  • @toscadonna
    @toscadonna 2 роки тому +43

    Get in shape, get a decent haircut, get a decent job, and have a decent personality. Then pick a girl who’s decent, too. It only takes one girl to say “yes,” and that’s the only one who counts. Don’t take some girl saying “no” who just barely met you as rejection; she knows nothing about you. I’ve become very attracted to many guys who were shorter than me and that I didn’t initially feel attracted to based upon their personalities and how competent they were at work. My ex husband was 4” shorter than me. My current guy is 3” shorter than me. I couldn’t care less how tall a guy is. I look for intelligence, loyalty, competence, friendliness, leadership ability first. Then those qualities make me find what’s cute about you. Many good looking guys are just like paintings in a museum; nice to look at, but I’m not taking them home.

    • @Cybertech134
      @Cybertech134 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, leave it to a woman to wait at the finish line for the winner

    • @tessaid2589
      @tessaid2589 2 роки тому +4

      I read "it only takes one girl to say yes and that's the only one who counts" and had so much to comment on that at first but then I realized you're a woman and figured it would be best to just not..

    • @toscadonna
      @toscadonna 2 роки тому +6

      @@Cybertech134 I’m also a winner who’s got a degree in Chemistry, makes 6 figures, sings opera, was in the Army, and is a good woman and friend. So leave your bullshit for someone else. Women don’t like you because you don’t like them. Your attitude is what makes you unattractive. If a woman picked a guy who was a felon, in and out of jail, you’d also criticize her for that choice, too. We can’t win with guys like you who hate us. So do women a favor and just date other men. You’ll be happier.

    • @toscadonna
      @toscadonna 2 роки тому +2

      @@tessaid2589 Your condescending comment about me being a woman is one big reason why women won’t like you. We don’t like men who hate us. Go MGTOW, and date other men. It’s what you crave anyway. If you hate women so badly that you’ll make a comment like that, just go date men. There are plenty of men who’d love to roll around in bed with you talking sh1t about women and their mothers. It will be real easy, and you won’t have to be such a wet blanket.

    • @jaffamaalin
      @jaffamaalin 2 роки тому +1

      @@tessaid2589 it only takes 1 to say yes is same as there a millions of fish in the sea.

  • @kassachap
    @kassachap 2 роки тому +14

    Bill's going to be a great dad :) Also hope this dude gets what he wants!

    • @gregt194
      @gregt194 2 роки тому +1

      Hes already a father wdym

    • @wutszpong
      @wutszpong 2 роки тому

      @@gregt194 There's a difference between being a dad, a POS dad and a GREAT dad

  • @odogggg2010
    @odogggg2010 2 роки тому +4

    " I FEEL FOR YOU!!!!!!!, hilarious

  • @ComeSeeWithMe
    @ComeSeeWithMe 2 роки тому +1

    “Brush fire on my head” 🤣

  • @renanmoraes294
    @renanmoraes294 2 роки тому +14

    In my opinion, the best way to get a chance with girls when you don't feel so confident about yourself is to find/develop something interesting in yourself that might catch their attention. I have a short asian friend that is a very good dancer and girls notice that. Some guys play guitar, others love different movies, guys with tattoos, long hair, some kind of different talent. This will set you apart from the thousands of other guys who are also average in the looks department and make them give you a chance.

    • @j.e3336
      @j.e3336 Рік тому

      Im tired of trying to get attention from mfs that dont put the same effort in anyways. Fuck em lol. Who needs their attention.

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 роки тому

    🙋🏼‍♂️Hey, Freddie Flintstone🤣
    🤣🤣👍🏽

  • @ahnafwahid2660
    @ahnafwahid2660 2 роки тому +3

    Solid advice.🔥🔥

  • @to2burger
    @to2burger Рік тому

    I love the 50 cent stunt Reference!

  • @avrahamzucker2605
    @avrahamzucker2605 2 роки тому +5

    This is so hilarious 😂

  • @Williamtipq
    @Williamtipq 2 роки тому +4

    Red heads often get better looking as they get older imo, Bill is aging like Chuck Norris, red don’t crack. Their babies will be building Arks in 700 years.

  • @jays8048
    @jays8048 2 роки тому

    Listen 2 bill on this one, good sage advice. I will add if u r looking 4 real love be patient the reality of it is we don't pick them they pick us. The right lady will pop up In to your life if you are patient and don't rush it.

  • @stevenmartinez438
    @stevenmartinez438 2 роки тому +2

    Billy Barru, You didn’t remind him we get better looking as we round 50

  • @patricemeijboom9004
    @patricemeijboom9004 2 роки тому

    Truffle shuffle!

  • @jamesg2246
    @jamesg2246 2 роки тому

    One of the greatest thumbnails of all time. Truffle shuffle!

  • @illskill6
    @illskill6 2 роки тому +5

    Lift weights. Not necessarily to get bigger but lifting is an automatic confidence booster. Goes a long ways

  • @CoralReefkid
    @CoralReefkid 2 роки тому

    Billy big bongs thumbnails are great

  • @emmanueliannacci9426
    @emmanueliannacci9426 2 роки тому +9

    Go to the gym.
    Make money.
    Be positive and have ambition.
    That's it. You will have a river of women at your feet.

    • @mcd.03
      @mcd.03 2 роки тому +4

      Make money.
      That’s it. You will have a river of woman at your feet.

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 роки тому +1

      @@mcd.03 not the kinda woman one would want

  • @AdrenalineVideos1337
    @AdrenalineVideos1337 2 роки тому +3

    Great advice, as usual. Even very ugly people can be attractive if they put in effort

  • @StillTrustNo1
    @StillTrustNo1 2 роки тому +6

    Danny DeVito has 3 kids, I think that proves something on this matter.

    • @mallninja12
      @mallninja12 2 роки тому +6

      Money to Attractiveness ratio

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i 2 роки тому

      He looks like the type of guy who has a short but very thick penis

    • @StillTrustNo1
      @StillTrustNo1 2 роки тому

      @@mallninja12 exactly or fame/money

  • @ShaloMEibbotson
    @ShaloMEibbotson 2 роки тому +4

    Bill is right! I love men who are confident and have a sense of humour. Character and charisma. 🙌🙌

    • @M75248
      @M75248 2 роки тому

      Absolutely! There's these two guys from my community who're "not handsome" but they're so charming and funny, we all love to have them around and they always have girls hitting on them.

  • @fatalkookie
    @fatalkookie 2 роки тому +2

    (short silence)...LAAADIEEEEES!

  • @cashmoney6935
    @cashmoney6935 2 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, some advice I can relate to

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 2 роки тому +8

    Never forget, be yourself.

    • @rockinthemtees1628
      @rockinthemtees1628 2 роки тому +4

      jUsT bE yOurSelF

    • @pizza4stagioni
      @pizza4stagioni 2 роки тому +3

      @@rockinthemtees1628 he's not saying "just be yourself"; he's saying be yourself, as in be true to who you are and what you want; he's not saying that just being yourself is enough to get girls

    • @carinadominguez22
      @carinadominguez22 2 роки тому

      No. Be a better version of yourself.

  • @oh_my_gauze
    @oh_my_gauze 2 роки тому

    lol Bill, what a bro.

  • @coolocelot
    @coolocelot 2 роки тому +10

    Bill isn't even that bad looking (especially for a redhead) he's got decent bone structure

  • @peterfallon4018
    @peterfallon4018 2 роки тому +1

    Get in shape, dress well-no need to have $10k wardrobe, just high-quality (last you >10 *years) have a solid career or working toward one, & few activities all lead to AUTHENTIC CONFIDENCE Any guy does that, you’ll have more women than time to date. I know b/c I do (tho being in NYC a lot easier than most other locales) Best to you bro

  • @Moorfeeeus
    @Moorfeeeus 2 роки тому +3

    It’s all about confidence fellas.

  • @1Novoline1
    @1Novoline1 2 роки тому +1

    The thing about hot women is, that to many of them are looking for a man who is having either the looks or (very) much money. When they would listen to their heart they would find a guy who would really love them. But guess what when there are women out there, there will always be men who are chasing them. And enough of them are having the looks or (very) much money. And lets not forget that they also are sexual living beings and like to have fun.

  • @EZ-ze6pt
    @EZ-ze6pt 2 роки тому +6

    If you’re ugly, work out 💪🏼

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 2 роки тому

    Bill nails it.

    • @HDA_III
      @HDA_III 2 роки тому

      Blind leading the blind

  • @JohnBoyJoy
    @JohnBoyJoy 2 роки тому +4

    Ugly people gotta compensate ugliness with either a great body, great sense of humor or just a lot of money. 🤣

  • @catrichbillay1506
    @catrichbillay1506 2 роки тому +1

    God damnit.

  • @isiahaalejandro
    @isiahaalejandro 2 роки тому

    The Heat reference 🤌🏽

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 роки тому

    🙋🏼‍♂️Hey, Ricky Redhead🤣

  • @Dog3D
    @Dog3D 2 роки тому +3

    Look, I'm like 6'3 and asian, not super good in the face but I had some confidence. It was still hard for me. Then Kpop took off and its much easier, but still had to work at it.
    I didn't find a really stunning girlfriend until I started gaining success in my life and career by doing what I love and getting good skills to go along with it. It's hacky but its true. You naturally gain confidence when you become competent at your job, hopefully that can be enough to carry you the way in relationships as well.

  • @apimpnameddurdy9823
    @apimpnameddurdy9823 2 роки тому

    Dinero in heat 😂

  • @miguelgonzales8887
    @miguelgonzales8887 2 роки тому

    Is that the kid from goonies doing the truffle shuffle? Lol

  • @Folfah
    @Folfah 2 роки тому +1

    Mans gotten further than me. I have never gotten past the just talking phase. Not even a first kiss and im about to be 24.

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 2 роки тому +11

    Did Bobby Lee write this email?

    • @gianbaez2522
      @gianbaez2522 2 роки тому

      🤣💀

    • @Obveeus
      @Obveeus 2 роки тому

      Bobby should actually be this guy's hero considering who he bagged

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 2 роки тому +1

    Chevrolet citation is a banger car today man, watchu mean???

  • @MotownShaker
    @MotownShaker 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm not sayin' all hot women, I'm just sayin', almost all of 'em"

  • @saacchan8182
    @saacchan8182 2 роки тому +3

    Can you add which podcasts these are from in the descriptions?

  • @biancadistefano7612
    @biancadistefano7612 2 роки тому

    It's tough being ugly AND short. But even then you can have charisma and women will flock towards you! Just look at Rich Homie Quan😂

  • @Pantera2738
    @Pantera2738 2 роки тому +8

    Its funny that guy cry over 3 years of no dates.... 10 years baby, try to win that im ugly i like to be ugly but its really hard found a partner

  • @shaun10767
    @shaun10767 2 роки тому

    I never believe in the worst thing they can say is no. They say some outlandish shit when they reject u sometimes. Maybe ive been looking at that quote the wrong way maybe them saying mean out landish shit is all apart of the worst thing they can say is no.

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 2 роки тому

    Are these clips new ??

  • @MacroEverythingAroundMe
    @MacroEverythingAroundMe 2 роки тому

    It’s about Looks. How Fat your Wallet Looks. 😂🤣

  • @jiningqin7717
    @jiningqin7717 2 роки тому

    Damn it. You're not making it easy for this 31-yo newly single guy!

  • @arock8725
    @arock8725 2 роки тому

    Joey B LFG!!! Bill Burr huge fan!!! Ever read these? Can I get a shout out?

  • @df9079
    @df9079 2 роки тому +1

    Workout, Take some boxing lessons(any combat sport) , up your protein intake , drink more water , fix your posture , and walk like you have a damn purpose after doing these you will have better confidence.
    When I was single I would attract women solely because I knew I was the shit and they would say “there’s something about you “

  • @benjaminmcelwain162
    @benjaminmcelwain162 2 роки тому

    I’ll teach u how to stunt lmao

  • @xellosmetallium8519
    @xellosmetallium8519 2 роки тому +2

    Billy, really enjoy your comedy, but the LA Ram are going to beat the Bengals. Burrows has a good future a head of him, but this is not his year.

  • @liamking8983
    @liamking8983 2 роки тому

    I got the same problem as this guy only add 9 years & autism. I will tell you none of that advice has worked for me as soon as they hear I'm autistic women want nothing to do with me.

    • @utikt
      @utikt 2 роки тому

      Dude you can, work on yourself first. Hit the gym and find ambition or a hobby that’s cool. I have autistic friends and they’ve all found love. You got this man.

  • @greigcaird65
    @greigcaird65 2 роки тому

    This guy needs to find Bobby Ree

  • @bye8447
    @bye8447 2 роки тому

    Being broke sucks. I'd rather be ugly and rich than good looking and broke. Eventually your good looks wear off by losing teeth and getting fat and lazy. If your rich you can get bling and nice clothes and even fake teeth

  • @Crangaso
    @Crangaso 2 роки тому +1

    Stop comparing yourself to others dudes, confidence is key. Any dude can get any chick if you project confidence in yourself & DGAF about how others perceive you. Walk with your back straight, chin up, shoulders squared & speak clearly.
    Wooooooord! 50 did teach y'all how to stunt. Flossing attracts chicks looking for $$$. Watch out for Gold Diggers.
    Worst you can get is a no, absolutely.

  • @trunks38109
    @trunks38109 2 роки тому +1

    Most good looking guys I know are boring. Their looks always did the work for them so they don’t have much of a personality.

  • @bayabaya9560
    @bayabaya9560 2 роки тому

    Not a Chevy citation or a PRiuS 😅

  • @Cybertech134
    @Cybertech134 2 роки тому +1

    For those like me who are repulsed and completely turned off by women who are after my money or have expectations of being financed like a child, this advice definitely wouldn't work

    • @utikt
      @utikt 2 роки тому +1

      Bills just telling him how to bang chicks not be in a committed relationship rofl

  • @MrTheTomahawk
    @MrTheTomahawk 2 роки тому

    wait i think he meant soulja boy 😂

  • @peterfallon4018
    @peterfallon4018 2 роки тому

    It’s 100% true-psychologically & anecdotally-men fall in love/lust w/ their eyes, women w/ their ears (part of brain for language processing & emotion are 40%!!! larger than man’s)

  • @theDr_Fist
    @theDr_Fist 2 роки тому

    Bill's right your physical appearance doesn't matter that much. I'm dealing with the flip side of this guy's problem. I think I look pretty good but my career/professional life is shit right now so it's been a rough. You can be down bad with the LAYDEES if you're not ugly, or up tremendous even if you are.

  • @Ryan-qn1wr
    @Ryan-qn1wr 2 роки тому

    I just stopped focusing on looks and started dating less attractive women. Then I started dating older women. I dont fuck with younger hot women anymore as I dont attract them. Btw, women like that dont give two shits if you make a lot of money. They want guys who LOOK like they make a lot of money. Looking like you are wealthy and actually being wealthy are completely different.

  • @trunks38109
    @trunks38109 2 роки тому

    I hate it when people try to give you advice you didn’t ask for like they are dying to bestow their knowledge onto others. They think all you have to do is do a poor imitation of them and women are stupid enough to fall for it. I just do me and whatever happens happens.

  • @lc9245
    @lc9245 2 роки тому

    Bill is 5 foot 10 inches. The average Asian male height is only 5 foot 7 inches. To compensate for being Asian, which very likely means this guy is considered unattractive with a few possible stereotypes, as well as very likely being short, he better start making a lot of money. Whining about fate can't get him anywhere, other than pity, but more likely self-pity. He has no choice but to get over it. Life is not fair, it's time to accept it and work for what he wants rather than waiting for things to go right. None of us can make extra money quick, but since he's self-admitted to be disadvantaged in look, he would have to spend most of his time trying to make more money and saving it all up, rather than enjoying himself with any kind of hobby. He's only 21, men have a life time to become wealthy and get with women. Sure, other people can simply bump into a women and immediately gets a date, but other people don't matter to his life. He's here on earth to solve his own problem, other people shouldn't be his primary concern. His primary concern should be himself.
    If I am honest, he's probably dreaming about women who are clearly out of his league, look wise. If he wants to bag them, he has to be making a lot more than the guy she's interested in. With inflation and easier access to employment on the internet using their looks, those ladies with look advantage will be asking for a lot more. I would advice people to go for the gap in the market. Knowing themselves and plan accordingly are most of the battle. Single men only has problem because they overestimate themselves. Women who are willing to marry guys to get their visa are plenty. Those boys in the third world willingly pick up arms because they can't get a family! Imagine having to do that! It's nice and safe here in the West. There are plenty of options.

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 2 роки тому

    Dude probably looks like an Asian caricature of a stereotype haha.

  • @johnmitchell2741
    @johnmitchell2741 2 роки тому

    Rent a chick

  • @cobrakaier238
    @cobrakaier238 2 роки тому +1

    I hate when Bill calls himself ugly. Conan posted some old vids of him. He was really cute. His jokes sucked on the other hand.

    • @utikt
      @utikt 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah even beautiful people call themselves ugly. They’re self esteem is just so bad they just can’t see it. Myself included

  • @volvoplz9209
    @volvoplz9209 2 роки тому

    Ugly guys aren't hooking up on 1st dates. Wtf is this story?

  • @chancebrown106
    @chancebrown106 2 роки тому

    5:22 shit Burr IM thirty one in a pandemic 😒🥴

    • @shadowX316
      @shadowX316 2 роки тому

      ? we're in a pandemic? the pandemic ended in 2020... dafuq its 2022 bro.. I don't think it's that you're 31 and still single. I think the problem is you're 31, still thinking the cough is a pandemic.
      P.s. Also you're 31, your chance of dying from the couch is .00001% I'd understand if you were obese or 65yo+ but you're a young healthy man. Go out there and pull some ass you got this.

    • @chancebrown106
      @chancebrown106 2 роки тому

      @@shadowX316 literally said nothing about my abilities… things aren’t that deep dude. Just noting how he mentioned my age. Have a nice life.

  • @gary449
    @gary449 2 роки тому +1

    WTF is stunting and flossing? ;S

  • @rmmm6725
    @rmmm6725 2 роки тому

    I have never had an issue getting girls, my problem is no matter the big game they talk none of them can keep up with my sex drive. I’m tall, rich, and good looking and even young girls can’t go at least once a day. I basically have to resort to at least 3 girlfriends at a time. Women flat out are just lazy gold diggers now so get successful, work out like crazy and rotate them in and out.