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Hahaha daddy Khorne waking up early every morning for his cup of adrenaline and caffeine to go to work to provide a good home for Kharn and seeing his very own pile of skulls in the front yard and just sitting at the table quietly beaming with pride.
@@jackmack4181 The solution is thus; Massacre Noise Marines and steal their helmet amps. _Prrroooobably pull out all the Saw-style torture devices and syringes though. Wash it a few times too, maybe test it on a serf first in case you missed a torture device..._ Actually this is a terrible idea. Never take anything from a living or dead Emperor's Child.
@@korstmahler World eaters wouldnt be about torture tools, torture is something khorne has been very against from the inception of slaanesh, since suffering feeds slaanesh instead of khorne
World Eaters: “Let’s stop fighting for a moment, it’s really cold.” Kharn, readying his flamer: Oh you’re feeling a little cold? Allow me to warn you up.”
“Miss me with that ‘chainaxe accuracy’ stuff. I’m laying down cover strikes. I’m hitting the walls. I’m hitting my teammates. I’m hitting myself. My accuracy is 100% y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at” -Kharn, probably
On the tabletop Kharn literally cannot miss, he hits on 2+ regardless of modifiers and if you roll a 1 you hit an ally so he always hits something, so this is true
I have to admit. There are few female characters that are written well. Lotara is by far one of those. Though GW forgets her....all for Mary Sue female characters or turning the Emperor into the worse human being in the Imperium and no redeeming qualities what so ever. Completely changing him. When we could agree the man was an asshole but damn just kill him already. Make it end.
@@aronestone100 as someone who is unfamiliar with any written characters of warhammer 40k isnt like every major named character an incredibly competent demigod in some way or do the characters that are being called mary sues make it feel less grim dark or just dont have many flaws ,genuinely curious
Just to clarify Kharn got that million kill count from the battlefield in Siege of Terra alone, who knows how many more skulls he collected throughout the last 10000 years
@@Renewablefrog1224 GW sucks with numbers so bad… Terra in 31k would have had a population at least in the tens and tens of billions AT LEAST, I’m sure a lot of civvies would have been pressed in the PDF service to fight the traitors. I’d expect the human defenders to be in the hundreds of millions AT LEAST
@@Bornst3ll3r at least 10 billion people somewhat ready to fight, the imperium would completely be willing to send bodies at the enemy even if there goal was only to slow down the enemy, or waste some ammo
Bricky never get's to call any of us thirsty ever again. this man was stuck in the middle of a barren desert PARCHED for Latara. not saying i don't agree, but this man forwent talking about 90 percent of relevant World Eater lore, just to gush over Latara. time well spent? yes. Little disappointed? kinda. still fun tho
yea i gotta say i was sad when i looked at the timestamps in the bar under the video and saw half an hour on her . The fact that she manages to be respected by the red bois is very cool. But lets all remember that her biggest accomplishment in life was to shoot a flashlight at the helmet of a guy and call him a big poopoo head.
SKARBRAND HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT KHARN BEATING EREBUS SENSLESS! HE HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THE HAND PRINT FOR BEST KHORNE GIRL EVER! SKARBRAND HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T MENTION KHARN WAS TOO ANGRY TO DIE AT THE SIEGE OF TERRA! HE HATES THE IMAGE OF ABS ON THE CONQUER A LITTLE LESS! (Edit: Holy crap, 179 likes. Thanks everyone. Glad everyone likes Skarbrand memes.)
Kharn, the only Chaos Astartes who would literally flex on the Loyalists with his swole arm. Khorne does not like it when his followers use guns to kill when they have glorious melee weapons and/or their fists, but he made an exception for Kharn because he's impressed with Kharn's gun. What a swell guy.
I am 90% sure you are joking but just to be sure, you do know that Kharn is a dick now right? He literally makes ir his personal purpose to kill any world eaters that try to reunite the legion into a competent force because it would cause less violence around the galaxy. Honestly, I would like to have some new world eater character that tries to reunite the world eaters and is Kharn’s biggest enemy becuase od that.
Saddest thing is lorgar legitimately did it to help him. Angron was like "why?" And lorgar was like "why wouldnt I? Your my bro". Lorgar maybe be a lot of thing's petty single minded and very contradictory being the main things but he is very caring. He even understood that RG didnt hate him or enjoyed the burning of Space Jerusalem. Its also clear that he felt some remorse over his brothers fighting and killing each other. In a way lorgar cared about all of his brothers even if he had slight issues with some of them.
Lotara is probably busy getting the Conquorer outfitted for melee combat rn. Chainblades on the bow, more Ursus Claws, fold out giant chainblades on the sides of the ship so she can grapple enemy ships and rip them apart, maybe enslaving some genestealers to bait nids in for her to kill. Probably the reason why the Tyranids needed to specifically create an anti chaos hive fleet; she's out there somewhere hunting living ships of the Tyranids and Nurgle. There might not have been many things of appropriate size for Lotara to melee kill with the Conquorer before but now? Galaxy is lousy with appealing targets.
The conqueror gets swallowed by a giant hive ship. 15 seconds later, it just rips out the other end of it covered in Gore. And gigantic chains saw blades
That one world eater that got away with that picture and has been hiding in the hull of the conqueror with a notebook that lists his days hiding in fear from lotara
Honestly the world eaters not being the 8th legion makes sense. Khorn didn’t want them, he wanted the blood angels but sanguinius was saved from falling to chaos to save his sons. The world eaters are a consolation prize.
A pause. a long, long pause. Khârn took it as Argel Tal's capitulation and pushed on. 'It's our shame to bear before the other Legions, brother. Angron was broken long before he ever reached us. Why do you think we let him beat the Nails into our heads? we hoped that by breaking ourselves on the same anvil, we'd finally feel unity with our father.' There was nothing of mockery in the word bearers reply, only sympathy. Khârn's skin crawled. He'd have preferred mockery. 'It didn't work?' The drop pod's sides closed in, Armour plating Locking to block all view of the hanger beyond. Khârn's last sight was of Argel Tal ascending the gang-ramp into a red XVII Legion gunship. 'No,' he muttered, as much to himself as to the distant Word Bearer. 'It didn't.' - Aaron Demski-Bowden, Betrayer
Fun fact about Kharn! The reason why his left arm is exposed and without a pauldron is because thats the arm he uses his chain axe for. If he were to wear a pauldron on his shoulder, it would severely limit his range of motion to swing his chain axe!
Really, really hoping Lotarra makes an appearance when the WE get their DG/TS style revamp. I'd be alright if it was just as a mention in the lore, but the dream would be to have her come back as an uber stronk daemon prince(ss) and get her own model. With abs.
I love this, the idea that somewhere in the warp there's a khornite daemon princess just, comanding a ship, using the full might of the blood god's blessing to scare people into doing what they're told, that's both cool and really funny
I dont see why she would be in the tabletop. She was a space ship captain, her job was to fly straight up to the ennemy ship and push the big red button to send the boarding suttle filled with kornate berserkers. I guess she has not felt much earth under her feet during her life. But i would love to see her in a "gothic armada" game. with a real up close and personnal gameplay
@@l-Dismas Yeah she's just a ship captain. If these virgin world eaters players had any sense of their unironic simpdom, they would switch armies to EC or word bearers. Lotarra simps are cringe
Something I think people forget about Lotara (when asking how this puny human could win the respect of the maddest marines) is that Angron chose her, and how significant that is. Angron did not choose the War Hounds, or the Emperor, or his brother primarchs, they were forced on him and he hated them, but he chose Lotara as his flagship's captain and he respected her rebellious nature and fearless personality. She was more like one of his gladiators than even his own sons. So to the 12th legion (who also wanted Angron's respect, but could never earn it) Lotara wasn't just some human or a captain, she was pretty much a saint. She was their Blessed Lady. The Word Bearers had Cyrene Valantion, and the World Eaters had Lotara Sarrin.
38:12 And she is short too, probably 5'6 or less. 43:30 Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship. 48:13 Does ramming the Conqueror into other ships count as melee?
Bit of a shame there was no mention of when Kharn fought Abbadon himself in the Red path and it took Khorne sending a Bloodthurster and bloodletters to stop both of them killing eachother and how in the book how Kharn mostly saw Abbadon As a False Warmaster and generaly his warbands hate of the black legoin
"Which legion gets to be the aussies?" None of them, the Catachans are already the Aussies of 40K But if we have to pick a legion: Salamanders, because they live on a fiery, burning Deathworld. Also because I love the mental image of a big hulking Salamander offering a civilian he saved some vegemite.
Imagine if Lotara, by sheer force of will, bound her life to The Conqueror with warp fuckery but not like a Resident Evil bio-fusion kinda thing but more "SO LONG AS THIS SHIP WORKS, I SHALL NEVER DIE!"
@@Tsuruchi_420 Like imagine some space marines boarding and ending up having to flee from what looks like regular, mortal human who can take several bolters no problem and even fire off a few rounds back, desprately trying to damage her by damaging the internals of the ship itself
Just remember the world eaters were not khorns desired legion they and there primarch were a consolation prize given to him by lorgar, he and his top demons went to a silly extent even to working directly with slanesh to get the blood angels to the that the term the red angel was not exclusively limited to there primarch. That plus sanguinious is a better rage and blood warp entity at this point.
@@burningbronze7555 he did multiple times hell his demons literally stated how important it was for them to get sanguinious over any other primsrch. Khorn and slanesh worked together to try and get him to Khorn and that’s just the most remarkable thing about the situation(that’s the whole thing in fear to tread) hell even during the siege of terra they keep focussing on getting sanguinious on there side.
Khorne and Kharn sitcom…. Reminds me of a reddit post with three women, a battle sister, a tau and an elder, all in their bed clothes playing video games like it’s a sleepover and the comments turned it into a sitcom where they had to live together and deal with their loud and crude ork neighbor who has a heart of gold and the drukhari ex boyfriend that keeps coming around but nobody likes.
All it's missing is the ultramarine. Who is a handyman for the apartment and literally has no desire to get involved with any of their shenanigans and just wants them to pay the rent on time Because otherwise he has to file more paperwork. But he ends up being the one that they have to go to for advice. Much to his incredible ultra chagrin
If it weren't for that whole "worships chaos" thing, I'd call Angron a comrade. Rowboat Girlyman deserved that tongue lashing, and Angron was right to say each and every word.
@VENN7eance he was running through eternity gate and notices his kill counter went up without hum killing anything. Turns out it was the Sister of Silence head honcho.
I think the whole bit on Angron's psychic power is proof of Emperor's crippling issue of being this ultra-Lawful entity. His interaction with Angron would work a heck of a lot better if Angron was all about his psychic power, and instead of living a life where he was constantly shut out from any concept of compassion or empathy, had lived one where he could have nurtured that ability and used it to bring peace. Emperor is all about the concept of Law. There is one way, and he sees no other path. He made his decision for Angron, and for all his sons, and he was going to stick to it. Big E deliberated with his Custodes and Malcador, but that was happening less and less as time went on. The sons that he embraced the most were the ones who lived up to the idea he had for them in the first place, and he rejected the ones who had been thrown off course, dismissing the lives they had lived because they had "ruined" his idea for them. The ultimatum he gave Angron, when taken in context with the psychic power, is one where he was halfheartedly trying to get Angron to do "what he is supposed to do," stop the fight with his powers (which he no longer had, but the Butcher's Nails weren't part of Big E's equation) and breed compassion in a world divided by contempt. Angron's inability to solve the issue, in Emperor's eyes, was the equivalent of seeing an experiment fail, and so he gave up, and left Angron to fester as a broken being, because he was already broken without the power, and he failed his test. He made up his mind for his sons, and the forces of Chaos forced the curveball that is, y'know, life and growing up, in places that would, in fact, test their abilities like Emperor would want, just without their dad around to shepherd them appropriately in case they started to go astray. He made his decision, asked for no input, and Angron is arguably one of the biggest cases of that, of his idea that he can just decide how they should all be, even with outside factors, that "One Way" mentality that shafted him time and time again. That's also arguably why Angron was TRULY so angry. Big E probably made him to be psychologically nudged towards that way of thinking and acting, to some degree, and now he is eternally denied it, eternally unable to scratch this psychological itch implanted in him to become something he can never be, which makes his depression even sadder, because perhaps deep down Angron knew exactly what he was supposed to do, and those Butcher's Nails are the eternal reminder of how he lost all his friends well before that battle ever started.
A reminder that no matter how brutal the World Eaters are, the Death Korps of Krieg still thought nothing about beating them with shovels at the siege of Vraks
I vote Thousand Sons being Aussie. Death Guard are Bri'ish. World Eaters just get normal American because no one hates like an American. We even hate ourselves. (Edit: I said Death Guard and I meant World Eaters.)
I'm pretty sure the death guard are canonically Romanian or a nearby area There original Terran marines were all from a particular Eastern European/Balkans country
My favourite things about Kharn: 1) He beat the ever living shit out of Erebus and was about to kill him but the other bastard cheated and got away. 2) He has a kill counter installed in his helmet that hasn't ever been reset, so it just keeps going up and up, probably forever because 3) Kharn can be literally too fucking mad to die, best seen at the Siege of Terra 4) Bonus: Just like Ahriman, he has pigtails lmao
I wish I could remember the name of the short story. There's one tale where Karn the Betrayer is in his ship and gets so pissed off he rips the flesh off his own face and needs it stapled back on. Dude's hardcore.
@@MichaelJohnson-fr8yr They don’t fit the description, there’s always been the theory that the Minotaurs are either loyalist world eaters or some stabilized thunder warriors.
Gotta love how everytime they talk about a non imprerial faction and DK asks how they are on the tabletop the answer 90% of the time is "They suck" or "They kinda suck right now".
“SIR, WE’RE BEING BOARDED! THEY’RE SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE!” (The captain’s eyes are entirely focused on a single bead of sweat, slowly dripping down Lotara’s sixpack)
It is funny that the entire reason for her posting to The Conqueror was some Naval higher-ups way of trying to hand her a death sentence without actually killing her figuring Angron or another World Eater would kill her for her Impudence. Only for her to become the closest thing Angron has ever called a friend since leading the 12th
The World Eater accent totally has to be an upper class British gentleman. The angriest killiest shouty bois of 40k sounding all posh and composed. ' Gracious Kharn old boy, you appear to have accidently mutilated and dispatched several of our cohorts!' 'Egads good sir, so I have, how devilish of me. Nevertheless, onwards and upwards good chap! Let us gentlemen sally forth! And naturally their battle cry while charging bloodthirstily into the masses would be; 'TALLY HO!'
"Fightin's a good job mate. It's challenging work, outta doors... And I'll guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on Terra, someone is gonna want someone dead" - Unnamed World Eater during the Siege of Terra
Angron was a great guy before the Nails. Then Big E arrived at Nuceria and saw what a wreck the bastards down there made of him. So he gave up on him. There’s also the fact that when the Big E negotiated with the chaos gods for the power to make primarchs he had to accept that half of them would be claimed by Chaos. So, yeah, arriving at Nuceria the Emperor probably gave it a look and thought « uh, yeah, this one’s going to Khorne ; either way he’s too far gone already. I’ll just send him to the rebellious systems that needs to be traumatised beyond thoughts of rebellion, and when he flips, the nails will have made such a raving lunatic of him that it won’t be hard to put him down ». Then there’s the meta text from Games Workshop who wanted to make a point that in the GrimDark, all that compassion will bring you is pain and suffering until you go raving mad. Cheers ! ;)
Khorne actually doesn't care if you use guns. He doesn't care how you spill blood, he cares that you use your own skill to do so. If you're a great shot, you honor Khorne. The scientist who could use his knowledge to better others lives but makes a better bomb honors Khorne. The only thing Khorne hates is if you use psychic powers, because that's not you doing the killing, you're stealing the power of the Warp to do it. So Latara using her ship to kill people by the thousands, if not millions, brings a smile to Khorne's face.
I'd argue that Khorne doesn't like ranged weapons too much. You ofcourse need them in ranged warfare, but melee weapons spill more blood(which he wants) and ranged can't decapitate to deliver skulls(which he wants). Besides, melee weapons require a lot more martial skill which Khorne likes.
I remember slipping Kharn's fluid recovery system with Bath Salts the day he went to Skallathrax. Well it wasn't called that at the time since Skallathrax is Angron's native tongue's word for horrific butchery and strife. They got into it after Kharn died the first time, one of his captains shot an Emperor's Children marine in the head during negotiations. They were going poorly anyway.
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Kharne: who bretayed you?
Malal: the fans
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Khorne keeping his separate Kharn-skull pile has real "drawing on the fridge" energy
BROTHER i am CHILLED here
@@anemoi6803 BROTHER. BROTHER, ARE YOU COLD?
I picture Khorne giving Kharn a thumbs up and a keep up the good work lol
Hahaha daddy Khorne waking up early every morning for his cup of adrenaline and caffeine to go to work to provide a good home for Kharn and seeing his very own pile of skulls in the front yard and just sitting at the table quietly beaming with pride.
Like angry skull father, like angry skull son ❤️
Conqueror's window sticker: "If you can see these abs you already got boarded"
Worth it
I wouldn't mind getting BOARDED by her 😜😜
Lol
Not even r34 has the sauce.
"My Chainaxes REEEEE louder than me and that upsets me further." - common topic in World Eater drop pods.
I want my foes to hear my vocal roars, but they keep hearing my chainaxes
@@jackmack4181 The solution is thus; Massacre Noise Marines and steal their helmet amps.
_Prrroooobably pull out all the Saw-style torture devices and syringes though. Wash it a few times too, maybe test it on a serf first in case you missed a torture device..._
Actually this is a terrible idea. Never take anything from a living or dead Emperor's Child.
@@korstmahler at least they get to kill some servants of their god's enemy, that's a plus.
@@korstmahler World eaters wouldnt be about torture tools, torture is something khorne has been very against from the inception of slaanesh, since suffering feeds slaanesh instead of khorne
@@poffzihavenoidea531 I agree and you might want to re-read what you replied to.
World Eaters: “Let’s stop fighting for a moment, it’s really cold.”
Kharn, readying his flamer: Oh you’re feeling a little cold? Allow me to warn you up.”
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Brother I am chilled here
@@96soup really *Loads flamer with malicious intent*
@@luangomes2431 brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer
“Miss me with that ‘chainaxe accuracy’ stuff. I’m laying down cover strikes. I’m hitting the walls. I’m hitting my teammates. I’m hitting myself. My accuracy is 100% y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at” -Kharn, probably
On the tabletop Kharn literally cannot miss, he hits on 2+ regardless of modifiers and if you roll a 1 you hit an ally so he always hits something, so this is true
World Eater Flow.
“Build a man a fire and they will be warm for a night. Light a man on fire and they will be warm for the rest of their life.” -Kharn, probably
"A psyker with butcher's nails is just a walking time bomb."
KHORN: "Mmmmmmmm yeah okay cool"
Their heads just explode into confetti, and Khorne just happily claps
@@AimlessSavant "NOW THAT'S SOME FUCKIN' GOOD FIREWORKS! WOO!"
Maybe ...
"i will allow psykers this once, running up to your enemy and exploding is technically melee "
"Khorne probably likes her."
**somewhere in the warp**
Lotara: KHORNE!!!
Khorne: Y....yes mum?
*mummy
I want to see Lotara shooting a Laspistol, you could do some stuff with that sticker.
Mum please dont shoot me it was once ok
Khorne doesn't like Slaanesh because he's already in love with Lotara.
@@tsarzamancorpdna oml 🤣
The real title for this episode: LOTARA SARRIN AND THE WORLD EATERS
I have to admit. There are few female characters that are written well. Lotara is by far one of those. Though GW forgets her....all for Mary Sue female characters or turning the Emperor into the worse human being in the Imperium and no redeeming qualities what so ever. Completely changing him. When we could agree the man was an asshole but damn just kill him already. Make it end.
@@Qardo honestly she a huge Mary Sue maybe even bigger than erda
@@aronestone100 as someone who is unfamiliar with any written characters of warhammer 40k isnt like every major named character an incredibly competent demigod in some way or do the characters that are being called mary sues make it feel less grim dark or just dont have many flaws ,genuinely curious
@@aronestone100 that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
😆
Just to clarify Kharn got that million kill count from the battlefield in Siege of Terra alone, who knows how many more skulls he collected throughout the last 10000 years
Wow, that's 2/3 of the guardsmen defending Terra just by himself. That's crazy, until you remember GW sucks ass with numbers
Kharn got the same kill count as the entire emperors children legion
Yeah! Kinda wish bricky quoted kharns comment on his kill counter "tick tick tick" 🤣
@@Renewablefrog1224 GW sucks with numbers so bad… Terra in 31k would have had a population at least in the tens and tens of billions AT LEAST, I’m sure a lot of civvies would have been pressed in the PDF service to fight the traitors. I’d expect the human defenders to be in the hundreds of millions AT LEAST
@@Bornst3ll3r at least 10 billion people somewhat ready to fight, the imperium would completely be willing to send bodies at the enemy even if there goal was only to slow down the enemy, or waste some ammo
Bricky never get's to call any of us thirsty ever again. this man was stuck in the middle of a barren desert PARCHED for Latara. not saying i don't agree, but this man forwent talking about 90 percent of relevant World Eater lore, just to gush over Latara. time well spent? yes. Little disappointed? kinda. still fun tho
yea i gotta say i was sad when i looked at the timestamps in the bar under the video and saw half an hour on her . The fact that she manages to be respected by the red bois is very cool. But lets all remember that her biggest accomplishment in life was to shoot a flashlight at the helmet of a guy and call him a big poopoo head.
He got the waifu poster printed the night before. Nuff said
SKARBRAND HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT KHARN BEATING EREBUS SENSLESS! HE HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THE HAND PRINT FOR BEST KHORNE GIRL EVER! SKARBRAND HATES THAT YOU DIDN'T MENTION KHARN WAS TOO ANGRY TO DIE AT THE SIEGE OF TERRA! HE HATES THE IMAGE OF ABS ON THE CONQUER A LITTLE LESS!
(Edit: Holy crap, 179 likes. Thanks everyone. Glad everyone likes Skarbrand memes.)
I feel that Skarbrand is a chill, pretty reasonable dude. I'm with this mentality
GET UP! Gets me every time!
Erebus is awesome
I am angry he didnt mention the ship acting like a cat
@@TheHandofDestiny no
World Eaters Characters can easily be summed up as "Too Angry to Die and No fucks given".
Reminds me of the black watch; Battletech for those unfamiliar.
Most of them are too angry to live
Kharn, the only Chaos Astartes who would literally flex on the Loyalists with his swole arm. Khorne does not like it when his followers use guns to kill when they have glorious melee weapons and/or their fists, but he made an exception for Kharn because he's impressed with Kharn's gun. What a swell guy.
Or would you say a swole guy
I am 90% sure you are joking but just to be sure, you do know that Kharn is a dick now right? He literally makes ir his personal purpose to kill any world eaters that try to reunite the legion into a competent force because it would cause less violence around the galaxy.
Honestly, I would like to have some new world eater character that tries to reunite the world eaters and is Kharn’s biggest enemy becuase od that.
@@michasalamon8315 Swell Guy Kharn is such a classic meme at this point.
Lolno, Teeth of Khorne formations are a thing since 2nd edition. Basically imagine Berserkers with an unholy amount of dakka.
@@Autechltd Still not enough dakka.
Small addition: it was Lorgar that forced Khorne to ascend Angron.
And Angron killed the librarians as they attacked his brother.
And this is after the librarians formed their souls into a wolf to basically tug-of-war Angron's soul away from Lorgar.
@@bellsknell3297 That is easily the coolest thing I've ever heard.
@@cesarfortson8245 Oh it's fuckin dope.
Saddest thing is lorgar legitimately did it to help him. Angron was like "why?" And lorgar was like "why wouldnt I? Your my bro".
Lorgar maybe be a lot of thing's petty single minded and very contradictory being the main things but he is very caring. He even understood that RG didnt hate him or enjoyed the burning of Space Jerusalem. Its also clear that he felt some remorse over his brothers fighting and killing each other.
In a way lorgar cared about all of his brothers even if he had slight issues with some of them.
@@thebloodredeye8553lorgar is such a good case of borderline personality disorder
Plus **shudders** kor phareon
Person: "What kind of girls are you into?"
Me: *sweatily imagines getting bullied and shot in the face by Lotara*
Me: "You know, quiet n-nerdy girls."
Lotara is the endgame tomboy GF
Would 100% pimp slap angron for a chance at being part of her crew
Why not both
so shy? who is even more likely to bully and shoot you?
@@bengale9977 gf? I think you mean wife
Lotara is probably busy getting the Conquorer outfitted for melee combat rn. Chainblades on the bow, more Ursus Claws, fold out giant chainblades on the sides of the ship so she can grapple enemy ships and rip them apart, maybe enslaving some genestealers to bait nids in for her to kill. Probably the reason why the Tyranids needed to specifically create an anti chaos hive fleet; she's out there somewhere hunting living ships of the Tyranids and Nurgle. There might not have been many things of appropriate size for Lotara to melee kill with the Conquorer before but now? Galaxy is lousy with appealing targets.
I like it.
The conqueror gets swallowed by a giant hive ship. 15 seconds later, it just rips out the other end of it covered in Gore. And gigantic chains saw blades
*Kharne holds up a chainsword*
Kharne: now this is a knife
*knoif
@@bryank5523 KNOIFE
@@mr.potato2223 thats a KNOIFE
Came dissapointed about the knife, left smiling with a KNOIF
Australian World Eater, "THROW ANOTHA SKULL ON THE THRONEY!"
To be fair to Bricky, Lotarra is looking fine in that captain's uniform.
Well, any other photos of her. Likely were destroyed by her and she killed anyone who dared made them. My canon.
@@Qardo Not everyone is impervious to laspistols.
That one world eater that got away with that picture and has been hiding in the hull of the conqueror with a notebook that lists his days hiding in fear from lotara
Honestly the world eaters not being the 8th legion makes sense. Khorn didn’t want them, he wanted the blood angels but sanguinius was saved from falling to chaos to save his sons. The world eaters are a consolation prize.
yooo
All 4 wanted sanguinius
Who wouldn't want sanguinius
One last insult lmao
@@barrysingh2872 why did slaanesh or nergel would want sanguinius?
A pause. a long, long pause. Khârn took it as Argel Tal's capitulation and pushed on. 'It's our shame to bear before the other Legions, brother. Angron was broken long before he ever reached us. Why do you think we let him beat the Nails into our heads? we hoped that by breaking ourselves on the same anvil, we'd finally feel unity with our father.'
There was nothing of mockery in the word bearers reply, only sympathy. Khârn's skin crawled. He'd have preferred mockery.
'It didn't work?'
The drop pod's sides closed in, Armour plating Locking to block all view of the hanger beyond. Khârn's last sight was of Argel Tal ascending the gang-ramp into a red XVII Legion gunship.
'No,' he muttered, as much to himself as to the distant Word Bearer. 'It didn't.'
- Aaron Demski-Bowden, Betrayer
Fun fact about Kharn!
The reason why his left arm is exposed and without a pauldron is because thats the arm he uses his chain axe for. If he were to wear a pauldron on his shoulder, it would severely limit his range of motion to swing his chain axe!
So Kharne is left handed?
I always thought it was to prove r was strong enough (and thereby worthy enough) to weird it, as he doesn't have any servos to assist him.
@@NateVHVTpffft who needs paltry servos, buddy got warp tren being pumped right into his sack
"ShE ShOt Me"
"You probably deserved it"
Lmao
He did.
and the apothecary REFUSED to treat him
Angron talking to Guiliman: We live in a society.
It’s still metal
Angron was right.
The Lotara Sarrin section of paheal grew 3 sizes this day
Nice.
Remember, the only way to beat one is with 10 suicidal Krieg and a few sticks of dynamite.
sodaz go brrrrrrrrrr *sobs*
...So a group of ten of the average Kreig soldiers?
@@QueenMonoChrome You mean the best soldiers the Imperium of Man has to offer?
@@LexYeen I mean no disrespect, was just pointing out that the phrase 'suicidal Kreig' seems a tad...redundent, y'know?
@@QueenMonoChrome Why do you think I called them the best soldiers the Imperium of Man has to offer? ;)
Really, really hoping Lotarra makes an appearance when the WE get their DG/TS style revamp. I'd be alright if it was just as a mention in the lore, but the dream would be to have her come back as an uber stronk daemon prince(ss) and get her own model. With abs.
I love this, the idea that somewhere in the warp there's a khornite daemon princess just, comanding a ship, using the full might of the blood god's blessing to scare people into doing what they're told, that's both cool and really funny
I don't think that is going to happen. She has long since melded into the ship she commanded.
I dont see why she would be in the tabletop. She was a space ship captain, her job was to fly straight up to the ennemy ship and push the big red button to send the boarding suttle filled with kornate berserkers. I guess she has not felt much earth under her feet during her life.
But i would love to see her in a "gothic armada" game. with a real up close and personnal gameplay
I'm a Custodes player, but if a Daemon princess Lotarra model comes out I will buy that the second it's released
@@l-Dismas Yeah she's just a ship captain. If these virgin world eaters players had any sense of their unironic simpdom, they would switch armies to EC or word bearers. Lotarra simps are cringe
Something I think people forget about Lotara (when asking how this puny human could win the respect of the maddest marines) is that Angron chose her, and how significant that is. Angron did not choose the War Hounds, or the Emperor, or his brother primarchs, they were forced on him and he hated them, but he chose Lotara as his flagship's captain and he respected her rebellious nature and fearless personality. She was more like one of his gladiators than even his own sons. So to the 12th legion (who also wanted Angron's respect, but could never earn it) Lotara wasn't just some human or a captain, she was pretty much a saint. She was their Blessed Lady. The Word Bearers had Cyrene Valantion, and the World Eaters had Lotara Sarrin.
lotara is basically the only girl in a guy friendgroup who gets along well w them, and can manage their stupidity
Lol that was my wife with my friends. Bunch of big orky looking biker boys being bossed around by a 5'3 angry lady
Or it's the guys who can manage the girl's stupidity.
38:12 And she is short too, probably 5'6 or less.
43:30 Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship.
48:13 Does ramming the Conqueror into other ships count as melee?
It absolutely counts as melee.
Just replace the bow with a powerfist
For the alpha legion they should refer to each other as Alpharius the entire podcast. The Hydra Awakes
Everyone but Shy. She is Omegon
@@velphidrow wait isn’t shy alpharius?
@@merlyn5755 No. I am Alpharius
@@Ballin4Vengeance No, I am Alpharius
@@ENTITY-ls5xo Yes you are
World Eater: "I fear no man. But that thing...*
*picture of Lotara Sarrin doing pull-ups"
World Eater: "it scares me."
"One shudders to think of what inhuman thought go on behind those eyes"
Lotara:KHOOOOOOOOORNE!!!!!!!!!!
Khorne:*crying in the corner*
Not sure why they act so worried about doing an Alpha Legion episode; every episode they've ever done has been an Alpha Legion episode.
That is a fair point, _Bradley Hicks._
Or should I say... *ALPHARIUS!*
Looks like you've caught me, person who is also Alpharius
Well... well... well... You're smarter than you look.
But little do you know...
*_I'M ACTUALLY OMEGON!_*
IM not ALPHARIUS!
This episode is more like Lotara Sarrin: *andtheworldeaters*.
Yeah it's like Jem and the Holograms only there's thousands of them and they'll kill you with chainsaws
Kharn The Betrayer: Hows my episode trending?
Lotara Sarrin: You mean MY episode, and its trending
"I need to kill fast, but bullets too slow
" - Khorne, Kharn, Khaine, Kheron, or even Jaghati Khan
Hmmm, 🤔sensing a ttheme here
Bit of a shame there was no mention of when Kharn fought Abbadon himself in the Red path and it took Khorne sending a Bloodthurster and bloodletters to stop both of them killing eachother and how in the book how Kharn mostly saw Abbadon As a False Warmaster and generaly his warbands hate of the black legoin
The image of a World Eater having his rope going across one of his eyes is so fucking metal to me
Nice profile pic
@@JadenLingerfelt Why thank you, a fellow person of culture i see.
Thousand Sons are Aussies solely because of Magnus from TTS.
World Eater in the title.
Talks about Lotara Sarrin abs for half of podcasts
Perfection
Salamanders are Jamaican, tts made my mind. No one can change it.
"NOW COME GIVE ME A HUG BRUTHA"
VULKAN LIVES!! STOMP STOPM
That's it sort it cannon
In the Helsreach audio book they have slight Jamaican accents
Yeah they really do :D
As a half Jamaican and Salamanders fan, idk how I feel about this.
@@Ontarianmm proud?
I love how Shy always has the perfect picture for each line. That's some God level edditing
Thousand Sons are Aussies, in true to Magnus' VA
"Incorrect."
@@Jormyyy "issat a toking banana mate?" -tzeench demon when talking about a custodes
@@Jormyyy no correct.
His only real VA
If any one are Aussies, it's almost has to be the Catachans.
"Which legion gets to be the aussies?"
None of them, the Catachans are already the Aussies of 40K
But if we have to pick a legion: Salamanders, because they live on a fiery, burning Deathworld.
Also because I love the mental image of a big hulking Salamander offering a civilian he saved some vegemite.
The salamanders are Jamaican TTS taught us this
@@Thought_Processing_ they are Jamaicans who live in Australia?
Imagine if Lotara, by sheer force of will, bound her life to The Conqueror with warp fuckery but not like a Resident Evil bio-fusion kinda thing but more
"SO LONG AS THIS SHIP WORKS, I SHALL NEVER DIE!"
I like that better. That means she gets to keep wearing that lovely captain's uniform.
She's a lich now, her phylactery? The entire ship of course!
She might have fused with the machine spirit, such thing is not uncommon amongst individuals with unyielding willpower.
@@Tsuruchi_420 Like imagine some space marines boarding and ending up having to flee from what looks like regular, mortal human who can take several bolters no problem and even fire off a few rounds back, desprately trying to damage her by damaging the internals of the ship itself
Part of the ship part of the crew!
How it started: Talking about Warhammer
How it’s going: Ranting to get more fan art
@@TheGreatTrialawaits2339order some art and pay for it?
Just remember the world eaters were not khorns desired legion they and there primarch were a consolation prize given to him by lorgar, he and his top demons went to a silly extent even to working directly with slanesh to get the blood angels to the that the term the red angel was not exclusively limited to there primarch. That plus sanguinious is a better rage and blood warp entity at this point.
Holy shit that’s true I just realized
on in the world without butcher nails, khorn would have really pushed for sanguinious?
@@burningbronze7555 I mean logically it makes sense
@@burningbronze7555 he did multiple times hell his demons literally stated how important it was for them to get sanguinious over any other primsrch. Khorn and slanesh worked together to try and get him to Khorn and that’s just the most remarkable thing about the situation(that’s the whole thing in fear to tread) hell even during the siege of terra they keep focussing on getting sanguinious on there side.
I feel like the Space Wolves would've been a better Khorne legion.
Khorne and Kharn sitcom…. Reminds me of a reddit post with three women, a battle sister, a tau and an elder, all in their bed clothes playing video games like it’s a sleepover and the comments turned it into a sitcom where they had to live together and deal with their loud and crude ork neighbor who has a heart of gold and the drukhari ex boyfriend that keeps coming around but nobody likes.
This has to be gold. :')
Amazing !
I want to see this
WHERE IS THE SOURCE BROTHER?
All it's missing is the ultramarine. Who is a handyman for the apartment and literally has no desire to get involved with any of their shenanigans and just wants them to pay the rent on time Because otherwise he has to file more paperwork. But he ends up being the one that they have to go to for advice. Much to his incredible ultra chagrin
Will the next set of stickers be a world eater missing his arms saying ‘tis but a scratch
That's Magneus Calgar the Papa Smurf
"Please don't bully me, Lotara-san"
-random World Eater
Lotara: THAT'S -SAMA TO YOU, WHELP! *stomps on him*
If it weren't for that whole "worships chaos" thing, I'd call Angron a comrade. Rowboat Girlyman deserved that tongue lashing, and Angron was right to say each and every word.
a comrade?
or a *COMRADE*?
(Soviet Union theme intensifies)
@@anemoi6803 I mean there armour is RED.
@@sayansengupta5791 only the khorne zerkers
Bricky: "WHERE ARE MY ABS!"
My self, a cultured 'coward' as he puts it: "I have been summoned.......it shall be done."
Share some sauce when your done
@@Jormyyy will do
@@tenkora1 sauce?
You are doing good work
@@Hiihtopipa as a commission artist gib me some time bruv.
I hope yall do the best Chaos faction soon, the Dark Angels.
Lion within, Lion for life.
For I am Lion
@@heavystalin2419 no your Stalin
I have no idea what you are talking about. The dark angles are the most loyal chapter the imperium has to offer
@@lol1o138 Hmm... let's debate this when the Lion returns from the Rock.
The traitors weren’t the ones pulled into the warp storm on Caliban, it was the loyalists.
The Ausie legion is the Thousands Sons, TTS saw to that.
Then the Vylka Fenrika came along and threw another planet on the barby.
RIP
Aussie legion? You mean Aussie Regiment? Did someone say Catachan? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Buit:Different
Sex:e
Cadia:stands
Segmentum:Solar
Hotel:Trivago
Only the World eaters would have a ship that basically fights in melee combat
19:10
"I thought Shy liked the Word Bearers? I thought she was a Lorgar simp."
*background image* "Liar!"
This slayed me! Shy is the best.
Are we not gonna talk about how Kharne killed a Sister of Silence without knowing he did?
Not just a sister of silence but the big boss sister of silence.
Wait what?
CARE TO ELABORATE!?? You can't just drop that and then leave us like this!!
@@venn7eance925 Jenetia Krole is her name
@VENN7eance he was running through eternity gate and notices his kill counter went up without hum killing anything. Turns out it was the Sister of Silence head honcho.
I think the whole bit on Angron's psychic power is proof of Emperor's crippling issue of being this ultra-Lawful entity.
His interaction with Angron would work a heck of a lot better if Angron was all about his psychic power, and instead of living a life where he was constantly shut out from any concept of compassion or empathy, had lived one where he could have nurtured that ability and used it to bring peace. Emperor is all about the concept of Law. There is one way, and he sees no other path. He made his decision for Angron, and for all his sons, and he was going to stick to it. Big E deliberated with his Custodes and Malcador, but that was happening less and less as time went on. The sons that he embraced the most were the ones who lived up to the idea he had for them in the first place, and he rejected the ones who had been thrown off course, dismissing the lives they had lived because they had "ruined" his idea for them. The ultimatum he gave Angron, when taken in context with the psychic power, is one where he was halfheartedly trying to get Angron to do "what he is supposed to do," stop the fight with his powers (which he no longer had, but the Butcher's Nails weren't part of Big E's equation) and breed compassion in a world divided by contempt. Angron's inability to solve the issue, in Emperor's eyes, was the equivalent of seeing an experiment fail, and so he gave up, and left Angron to fester as a broken being, because he was already broken without the power, and he failed his test. He made up his mind for his sons, and the forces of Chaos forced the curveball that is, y'know, life and growing up, in places that would, in fact, test their abilities like Emperor would want, just without their dad around to shepherd them appropriately in case they started to go astray. He made his decision, asked for no input, and Angron is arguably one of the biggest cases of that, of his idea that he can just decide how they should all be, even with outside factors, that "One Way" mentality that shafted him time and time again.
That's also arguably why Angron was TRULY so angry. Big E probably made him to be psychologically nudged towards that way of thinking and acting, to some degree, and now he is eternally denied it, eternally unable to scratch this psychological itch implanted in him to become something he can never be, which makes his depression even sadder, because perhaps deep down Angron knew exactly what he was supposed to do, and those Butcher's Nails are the eternal reminder of how he lost all his friends well before that battle ever started.
MILK FOR THE SKULL BOWL!!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!
I feel like "Cereal for the Skull Bowl, Milk for the Khorne Flakes" works a little better
I see your a man of culture aswell
BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE
If there isn’t a 40k version of Valkia already, then Lotara could fill that role and be the daemon princess valkrie person
I fully expect that to happen eventually.
A reminder that no matter how brutal the World Eaters are, the Death Korps of Krieg still thought nothing about beating them with shovels at the siege of Vraks
Got already saw the Kriegsman Meme where instead of *Think Mark* it's *Think Heretic?*
@@stalinsoulz7872 death korps guardsman chastises khorn cultist for thinking he could be a shovel wielding depressed guardsman at a fight
"Which ones are Australian?"
Thousand Sons, obviously.
Cryke
True dat
Yes
Zegram- I mean Magnus would have me believe such
All of the thousand sons are just dust under their armour apart from their mullet, that's where they get their psyker powers from.
Bricky we need to talk
Grey knights
Imperial guard
Sisters of battle
Custodes
Necrons
And now Night Lords
Kharn has friendly fire off All the time.
"If they didn't want to get murdered, they shouldn't have been so close!" - Kharn, probably.
I love the way the book describes Lotara shooting that guy.
"She had just enough time to think 'they won't shoot' before they shot."
I vote Thousand Sons being Aussie. Death Guard are Bri'ish. World Eaters just get normal American because no one hates like an American. We even hate ourselves.
(Edit: I said Death Guard and I meant World Eaters.)
And the emperors children are French. 😂
There Pre heresy colors are white, blue and red. Though I'd say they are very angry Florida men
I'm pretty sure the death guard are canonically Romanian or a nearby area
There original Terran marines were all from a particular Eastern European/Balkans country
Who would win:
"A Legion of Emperor's Children, or A Legion of World Eaters"
"LOL, neither, the answer is Kharn"
You can't talk about the world eaters and not the word bearers.
Khârn and Argel tal, best buds
"Get up." Kharn, in two words, telling Erebus that he was about to shove a chainaxe down his throat.
My favourite things about Kharn:
1) He beat the ever living shit out of Erebus and was about to kill him but the other bastard cheated and got away.
2) He has a kill counter installed in his helmet that hasn't ever been reset, so it just keeps going up and up, probably forever because
3) Kharn can be literally too fucking mad to die, best seen at the Siege of Terra
4) Bonus: Just like Ahriman, he has pigtails lmao
Bricky is committing so petty large Heresy simping like that for a traitor
I wish I could remember the name of the short story. There's one tale where Karn the Betrayer is in his ship and gets so pissed off he rips the flesh off his own face and needs it stapled back on. Dude's hardcore.
This whole episode is just bricky wanting to get more hentai for his best girl. should called majorkill smh
I really hope that's the collab he's talking about
Majorkill can draw but he cant voice act for shit
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 does majorkill do warhammer smut??
@@jacobwhitley5799 he was in the background when they mentioned it and Major is the one who reached out to them
I love the loyalists World-Eater's
I think some of them became chapters
Space sharks
Maybe?
@@MichaelJohnson-fr8yr They don’t fit the description, there’s always been the theory that the Minotaurs are either loyalist world eaters or some stabilized thunder warriors.
@@cryamistellimek9184 thunder warriors? That explains a lot
Now that I think about it, that name do sound like fast-food restaurant...
I'm glad Shy called Majorkill Jerma and I hope it sticks.
What is jerma a reference to?
I love the little legionnaire hiding in the events during the sponsor section
Gotta love how everytime they talk about a non imprerial faction and DK asks how they are on the tabletop the answer 90% of the time is "They suck" or "They kinda suck right now".
Sarrin is the honey badger of warhammer
Little did they know Lotara uses the ab window to distract enemy's, and while they gawk at the ADAMANTINE ABS their ships are get the claws
“SIR, WE’RE BEING BOARDED! THEY’RE SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE!”
(The captain’s eyes are entirely focused on a single bead of sweat, slowly dripping down Lotara’s sixpack)
I wish he was better. He’s a glorified full reroll battery for your triple lord of skulls
World Eaters: we have a dad...and a mom
It is funny that the entire reason for her posting to The Conqueror was some Naval higher-ups way of trying to hand her a death sentence without actually killing her figuring Angron or another World Eater would kill her for her Impudence. Only for her to become the closest thing Angron has ever called a friend since leading the 12th
The World Eater accent totally has to be an upper class British gentleman. The angriest killiest shouty bois of 40k sounding all posh and composed.
' Gracious Kharn old boy, you appear to have accidently mutilated and dispatched several of our cohorts!'
'Egads good sir, so I have, how devilish of me. Nevertheless, onwards and upwards good chap! Let us gentlemen sally forth!
And naturally their battle cry while charging bloodthirstily into the masses would be; 'TALLY HO!'
"Fightin's a good job mate. It's challenging work, outta doors... And I'll guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on Terra, someone is gonna want someone dead"
- Unnamed World Eater during the Siege of Terra
“That’s not a chainaxe, THIS is a chainaxe.”
“That’s not a chainaxe, it’s a spoon!”
“Ah, I see you’ve played axey-spoony before mate”
This needs more likes
Someone needs to make a animated sitcom of khorn and kharn where kharn is the working husband who loves his job and khorn is the “house wife”
Emps: "That day on Nuceria, I was trying to make you a symbol of my empathy"
Angron: "You succeeded"
Bro that's cold
Angron was a great guy before the Nails. Then Big E arrived at Nuceria and saw what a wreck the bastards down there made of him.
So he gave up on him.
There’s also the fact that when the Big E negotiated with the chaos gods for the power to make primarchs he had to accept that half of them would be claimed by Chaos.
So, yeah, arriving at Nuceria the Emperor probably gave it a look and thought « uh, yeah, this one’s going to Khorne ; either way he’s too far gone already. I’ll just send him to the rebellious systems that needs to be traumatised beyond thoughts of rebellion, and when he flips, the nails will have made such a raving lunatic of him that it won’t be hard to put him down ».
Then there’s the meta text from Games Workshop who wanted to make a point that in the GrimDark, all that compassion will bring you is pain and suffering until you go raving mad.
Cheers ! ;)
"I expect fanart."
Well troops, you have your marching orders.
Ah yes, the original "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!!!"
The Alpha Legion Ep will be set to private -_-
We are Alpharius.
You guys shold really do a spinoff series reacting to the Emperor gets TTS
For the Alpha Legion episode they should have two other people host and act like DK and Bricky the entire time
Khorne actually doesn't care if you use guns. He doesn't care how you spill blood, he cares that you use your own skill to do so. If you're a great shot, you honor Khorne. The scientist who could use his knowledge to better others lives but makes a better bomb honors Khorne. The only thing Khorne hates is if you use psychic powers, because that's not you doing the killing, you're stealing the power of the Warp to do it.
So Latara using her ship to kill people by the thousands, if not millions, brings a smile to Khorne's face.
I'd argue that Khorne doesn't like ranged weapons too much. You ofcourse need them in ranged warfare, but melee weapons spill more blood(which he wants) and ranged can't decapitate to deliver skulls(which he wants). Besides, melee weapons require a lot more martial skill which Khorne likes.
@@oniemployee3437 I think it's a gradient melee is top tier but blood is blood
Oh boy, genuinely my two favorite 40K characters: Mr. "Lol, said Kharn, lmao" and Mrs. "Scary Mommy"
Looking forward to you guys covering the emperors children in particular Rylanors last stand
Bricky: Which legion is the Australians?
Me knowing of Majorkill's patreon: 100% Emperor's Children
No talk of them chaining their weapons? That’s surprising.
That hits harder when talking about the Black Templars, wait and trust.
@@korstmahler hmmm we will see.
I remember slipping Kharn's fluid recovery system with Bath Salts the day he went to Skallathrax.
Well it wasn't called that at the time since Skallathrax is Angron's native tongue's word for horrific butchery and strife.
They got into it after Kharn died the first time, one of his captains shot an Emperor's Children marine in the head during negotiations. They were going poorly anyway.