The Hills Have Eyes Review: You Are In the Land of Wolves

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @Waffleplateninja
    @Waffleplateninja 4 місяці тому +1792

    Christ, what a chilling and utterly disturbing movie. I sure do hope some gay hippie from the Appalachians doesn't try to justify the horrors depicted and relate them to Native Americans!

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 4 місяці тому +179

      Shows what he truly thinks of Amerindians lmao

    • @heskymarky
      @heskymarky 4 місяці тому +269

      ​@@ManiacMayhem7256 fr imagine watching a movie about inbred cannibal murderers and your first thought is "the writers were obviously referencing native americans"

    • @dillhouston
      @dillhouston 4 місяці тому

      I'm glad he destroyed his pathetic channel

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 4 місяці тому +112

      @@heskymarky
      Imagine his reaction to Bone Tomahawk

    • @F_lippy
      @F_lippy 4 місяці тому +40

      But truly, are they not justified?

  • @AdeptusMumbles
    @AdeptusMumbles 4 місяці тому +815

    "if you don’t support the grape of rich women by the downtrodden poors, do you really belong in OUR community?"

    • @TheSutanian
      @TheSutanian 4 місяці тому

      I think your community is evil

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 4 місяці тому +107

      Man, that stream was A RIDE. Love that we got a new meme out of it, but IPOS was trying too hard with his "Notice me Hbomberguy-senpai" nonsense.

    • @johnnyboy2537
      @johnnyboy2537 4 місяці тому +123

      ​@@CloakofAuronAs if we needed another reminder that breadtubers aren't people.

    • @mirror8519
      @mirror8519 4 місяці тому

      Well, lefties are consistent with that line of thinking.
      That's why they love the mass migrations to Europe.

    • @HSE331
      @HSE331 4 місяці тому +28

      @@johnnyboy2537yeah they might distance themselves from him but their only issue with him is optics as in if he popped off theyd all dogpile their own anti wendigoon vids. for example r/drama or whatever is represented word for word in the vid ipos shat out.

  • @gileskangaroo2209
    @gileskangaroo2209 4 місяці тому +642

    "The bad guys must represent the good guys! Look how smart and progressive I am by deconstructing the narrative!"

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 4 місяці тому

      Every “progressive” asshat is like a shitty high school English teacher these days.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 4 місяці тому +55

      The ultimate subversion is subverting the viewers expectation of a decent fucking movie.

    • @mirror8519
      @mirror8519 4 місяці тому +16

      That's a how i met your mother bit brought into reality.

    • @lenny_boxx4206
      @lenny_boxx4206 4 місяці тому +7

      is this a jab on IPOS

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 4 місяці тому +10

      @@lenny_boxx4206 literally the entire video and comment section.

  • @mysteryman4915
    @mysteryman4915 4 місяці тому +296

    “Horror is about love. Horror is about kindness.”
    -Some brainlet.

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 4 місяці тому +5

      *Harrrr

    • @flamestoyershadowkill
      @flamestoyershadowkill 4 місяці тому +22

      In truth horror is about darkness, whether that be calamity, evil, or the consequences of mans foolish ambition

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 4 місяці тому +790

    the masculine urge to move into a desert cave and attack wayward travelers

    • @Senator-Wary
      @Senator-Wary 4 місяці тому +67

      The desert cave goblin

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 4 місяці тому +33

      I am og thog, thrasher of th*ts

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 4 місяці тому +55

      "Never should have come here" *Battle music ensues*

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 місяці тому +30

      ​@@austin9568AuraMasterDX "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 4 місяці тому

      ​@austin9568AuraMasterDX "Keep running so I can stab you in the back!"

  • @whiskeycorridor90
    @whiskeycorridor90 4 місяці тому +164

    A French director makes a movie criticizing nuclear testing in America, oblivious to the fact that his country was one nuke short of creating irl Godzilla in the Pacific.

    • @anujsreenivasan5040
      @anujsreenivasan5040 4 місяці тому +10

      I have no context on anything here, but regardless of one’s national affiliation, shouldn’t criticism of the other still be valid and one’s own opinion rather than that of a country? Besides, didn’t America still push the trigger?
      If I’m wrong, you’re free to ignore me.

    • @JohnWilliams-wl9px
      @JohnWilliams-wl9px 4 місяці тому +22

      Reminds me of how in the infamous Tri-state Godzilla remake they actually change the origin of Godzilla being a result of the French government nuclear testing. Just watching you wonder why they change it, until you it up and France was the one country with the most active nuclear testing.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 4 місяці тому +10

      @@anujsreenivasan5040 You don't push triggers. Are you British?

    • @anujsreenivasan5040
      @anujsreenivasan5040 4 місяці тому +2

      @@berserkasaurusrex4233 Indian

    • @anujsreenivasan5040
      @anujsreenivasan5040 4 місяці тому +5

      @@berserkasaurusrex4233 what is it then, pull?

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 4 місяці тому +241

    I still find it hilarious that IPOS's head cannon was that the cannibals were supposed to represent native Americans and as a person who does nothing but call others racist on UA-cam, he saw nothing wrong with that comparison. lol

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 місяці тому +78

      Not only that, he acts like he just stood up for them or something.
      My dude, you just compared the incestuous, cannibal murderers to a group of people, where no one, and I mean Fucking no one, was even thinking of that to begin with.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 4 місяці тому +48

      Prog activism and aggrievement are some damn strong drugs.

    • @JanJansen985
      @JanJansen985 4 місяці тому

      Yeah guys the orcs in fantasy that cannot create anything due to being so stupid and only to exist to destroy are totally supposed to be africans
      Dont forget to vote liberal

    • @enginear1157
      @enginear1157 4 місяці тому

      When you're so anti-racist, you wrap back around to being racist again

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 4 місяці тому +9

      @@CloakofAuron Nothing is as sweet as giving someone the ability to feel morally righteous for bad behavior.

  • @dpm365
    @dpm365 4 місяці тому +345

    I just find it interesting that the same circles which pushed "death of the author" and deconstructionism are now acting as gate keepers that dictate what is the canonical interpretation.

    • @innoclarke7435
      @innoclarke7435 4 місяці тому +30

      Their little system working exactly as intended.

    • @doctordice2doctordice210
      @doctordice2doctordice210 4 місяці тому +16

      Is so bizarre with this and coding
      Why are you taking authority away from media?

    • @joeswanson5175
      @joeswanson5175 4 місяці тому

      They only wanted to kill the author so that they owned the narrative

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist 4 місяці тому +4

      That has always been the point of DotA.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 4 місяці тому

      Because it was always about gaining power. Remember, to them, criticism, conversation itself, and all human interaction is just a power game to see who is morally right, smarter, better, etc.
      These soy-filled fucks will pick a fight with the tide if they think it can get them an iota more of power (since by their very nature they have very, very little physical, romantic, or monetary power).

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 4 місяці тому +105

    It just hit me why Beast is so damned brutal to the bad guys in this movie. Their first kill was Beauty, the only dog he's never been violent towards. His lady.
    These bastards made it personal with him from move one.

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 4 місяці тому +158

    The fact that IPOS's horribly racist take on The Hills Have Eyes and everyone calling him out on it, caused his schizo crusade against a bunch of other successful youtubers will never stop being funny to me.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 4 місяці тому +20

      My jaw dropped when his clip started playing. Goddamn lol.

    • @powercage
      @powercage 4 місяці тому

      He's my favorite moron.

    • @travian821
      @travian821 3 місяці тому

      Compound interest of mistakes

    • @powercage
      @powercage 3 місяці тому +16

      @@samzilla567 I will *never* get sick of people mocking him.
      I hope he does try to come back.

  • @xarporte
    @xarporte 4 місяці тому +255

    The cannibals can be anything like gamers and the hills are a GameStop

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh shit I need to buy Hills stock (NYSE: HILS) it's gonnaa skyrocke thanks to yokels from DesertStreetBets

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 4 місяці тому +489

    The real question is……..were they not justified in their actions?

  • @fren111
    @fren111 4 місяці тому +97

    The ear necklace represents the cries for help ignored by the white man

  • @1happiboi
    @1happiboi 4 місяці тому +135

    in a way are they not justified for their actions
    in a way are they not justified for their actions
    in a way are they not justified for their actions
    in a way are they not justified for their actions

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 місяці тому +47

      The fact he said this, with ZERO irony, is both hilarious and mind-boggling.

    • @somethingwithultra7231
      @somethingwithultra7231 4 місяці тому +36

      The way he said it with his dumb silly video essay parody-like voice as well.

    • @Captaincapafew14
      @Captaincapafew14 4 місяці тому

      ​@@randomcenturion7264 average commie

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 4 місяці тому +8

      New channel meme, and I love it. Was there the moment Loli clipped it and started spamming it, some ad hoc guerilla-type shit. One of the best parts of the stream. XD

    • @1happiboi
      @1happiboi 4 місяці тому +2

      @@CloakofAuron i know right

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 4 місяці тому +509

    Oh man, finally, a wholesome film about how the cannibals represent minorities taking revenge on white people for *checks notes* existing /sarcasm

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 4 місяці тому +81

      Most sane leftist belief.

    • @Angrtard
      @Angrtard 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, that's the current thing with those freaks and their "beliefs".
      Honestly. you need to not have a soul to do any of the things they do.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 4 місяці тому +54

      Breadtube gonna breadtube

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 4 місяці тому

      Just Talmudic Things

    • @PopoXReturnz
      @PopoXReturnz 4 місяці тому +14

      $500...
      I cant live off of that.

  • @CrashWeezerman
    @CrashWeezerman 4 місяці тому +119

    This series is a perfect example of how horror is really all about love. The love Papa Jupiter had for Mama. The love Beast had for his family. The love Mars had for Brenda.

    • @TheTurtleinariver
      @TheTurtleinariver 4 місяці тому +29

      at it's core, the picture's about family - vin 'car go fast crash' diesel

    • @rabidwolverine8367
      @rabidwolverine8367 4 місяці тому +15

      @@TheTurtleinariverAnd that’s what’s so powerful about it

    • @charlesoakland7599
      @charlesoakland7599 3 місяці тому +1

      The love mars had for Brenda 💕😊

  • @Jimboh1637
    @Jimboh1637 4 місяці тому +336

    "THE DOG HELD A GRUDGE", dog is man's best friend at the end of the day.

    • @Jedishill680
      @Jedishill680 4 місяці тому +45

      The dog saw its family harmed, beast acted accordingly

    • @CrashWeezerman
      @CrashWeezerman 4 місяці тому +24

      Beast to Pluto: "I ain't your friend"

    • @NomadMonkey396
      @NomadMonkey396 4 місяці тому +16

      Dog is God spelt backwards after all.

    • @heresy8384
      @heresy8384 4 місяці тому +10

      Imagine if Beast were a Pitbull, all the Jupiters would be dead before the movie even began

    • @kovacsnovak6745
      @kovacsnovak6745 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@heresy8384 nah imagine a borzoi, there would be nothing left of them

  • @seg162
    @seg162 4 місяці тому +182

    "You guys, he forcibly clapped her cheeks against her will in self defense!"

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 4 місяці тому +62

      IPoS would unironically defend Griffith because he's that braindead

    • @weeaboobaguette3943
      @weeaboobaguette3943 4 місяці тому +19

      @@Rahnonymous I don't understand people defending Griffith.
      You only need to defend people that did something wrong, this makes no sense.

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist 4 місяці тому +11

      People unironically think that way about a certain on-going conflict.

    • @durere
      @durere 4 місяці тому +1

      @@weeaboobaguette3943 You snitched on yourself with ''you need to defend people that did something wrong''. Otherwise, great joke, gave me a giggle.

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 16 днів тому

      ​@@Rahnonymous
      He would if Griffith had a funny surname and owned a pencil factory...

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 4 місяці тому +114

    Could you imagine trying to paint a group of cannibals who not only rape and kill women but also have no issue with eating babies in a positive light compared to the protagonists? Couldn't be me.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 місяці тому

      You must not be aware of what's been happening in the West for last twenty years.
      You know how many young girls got graped by desert folks and it was just waived off as "cultural misunderstanding" or "they don't know any better "
      IPOS is a leftist, they're all like that.

    • @ammonite0257
      @ammonite0257 3 місяці тому +8

      IPOs saw that the carter family has a retired cop and then immediately assumed they were the real bad guys

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 16 днів тому

      IPOS was prebunking the Brooklyn tunnels being discovered

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 4 місяці тому +284

    IPOS is the type of guy who’d become a war general solely so he could justify kidnapping the women of the village
    Also I *highly* recommend viewers to check out TAL’s stream archive discussing IPOS’s video (or Khavvah’s response to IPOS) if you wanted a better deconstruction of that guy’s takes

    • @StormCrow702
      @StormCrow702 4 місяці тому

      TAL? What does it stand for, I wanna watch them.

    • @greenn992
      @greenn992 4 місяці тому +40

      ​@StormCrow702 youre on the channel rn

    • @loke801
      @loke801 4 місяці тому +44

      Make sure to have some booze too, because that dudes pompous attitude gets grating VERY fast.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 4 місяці тому +18

      @@loke801the dude sounds like a stereotypical 80s gay man, fitting I suppose.

    • @imahoare4742
      @imahoare4742 4 місяці тому +4

      Literally unwatchable stream so far. Between Loli talking over the video, the video playing continually on high so you can barely hear Loli and fucking TTS blasting over both. Yeah no thanks.

  • @rotekampfflieger-dr.I
    @rotekampfflieger-dr.I 4 місяці тому +220

    Lol, making a better review of Hills than in Praise of Shadows is just pissing on his grave at this point. i approve.

  • @jester9217
    @jester9217 4 місяці тому +82

    A film in which a couple ex army guys go hunting in the foot hills when they come across the site of a brutal attack by savages and have to decide whether to go back to civilization or hunt down the pricks. Could be a great film, especially if you add in a ticking clock of child having been taken.

    • @connorhudock1950
      @connorhudock1950 4 місяці тому +9

      Isn't this more or less the plot of the real Sawney Bean story?

    • @MasahikoKohineko
      @MasahikoKohineko 4 місяці тому +26

      Maybe try Bone Tomahawk; it's not exactly what you're describing, but it should 'scratch your itch', as it were.
      It's also one of the best westerns I've ever seen.

  • @joshuakim5240
    @joshuakim5240 4 місяці тому +74

    Cannibals: "Lol let's mess with these nerds by killing one of their dogs first. What could possibly go wrong?"
    Beast: *barks with the DOOM soundtrack*

  • @tigersympathiser2265
    @tigersympathiser2265 4 місяці тому +106

    Didn't that 'In Praise of Shadows' guy try to make out that the cannibals in this movie were both native americans and morally justified? (It's the guy who made that weird exposé on Wendigoon a while ago)

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 4 місяці тому +35

      Also claimed they might have been African Americans. yeah…

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 місяці тому

      yeah, and it was extremely racist of him. leave it to wokes to accidentally be more racist than the kkk

    • @adolfogarza8934
      @adolfogarza8934 4 місяці тому +34

      bro saw the cannibals and was like "yeah those cannibals are black and natives"

    • @tigersympathiser2265
      @tigersympathiser2265 4 місяці тому +33

      Yeah I mean it's almost as if the intersectional view of focusing on race and shit (in completely irrelevant contexts), ends up making the people focused on race look kinda racist.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions 4 місяці тому

      yup.. he thinks savage, flesh eating mutants are the equivalent to harmless Native Americans, I'm Native American and people like him disgusts me, woke racism never fails to boil my guts.

  • @ThunderClapClide
    @ThunderClapClide 4 місяці тому +249

    I’m gonna be honest, “media literacy” is one of the stupidest things I have heard of in a long time. I have legit never heard the term until earlier THIS YEAR, and people like IPOS who use it prove how much they don’t understand what’s in front of their faces.
    Plus, why use a term like “media literacy” when you can just say “I understood what happened in the movie?”

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z 4 місяці тому

      “media literacy” is just another term used to try and groom people into becoming left wing communist, "don't you know all the well loved entertainment is actually commentary on how evil capitalism is? your not a real fan of this thing if your not a progressive communist like me, and if you say anything that proves me otherwise, your media illliterate

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 4 місяці тому

      It basically means interpret a film in a super western social far left fashion. If author agrees, use their words to denounce reactionary fans. If they don't, "death of the author"

    • @Half_Bl00d_H3R0
      @Half_Bl00d_H3R0 4 місяці тому +16

      Cause when people, usually guys, watch the wolf on Wall Street or American psycho. They want to be that character and praise the actions depicted in the film.

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 4 місяці тому +95

      @@Half_Bl00d_H3R0
      And yet the media literacy types will misinterpret those same films. They claim fight club was primarily about toxic masculinity when the author himself said it was about consumerism through and through. They are especially bad with contradicting Frank Herbert

    • @sojalemmi1515
      @sojalemmi1515 4 місяці тому +52

      I took a media literacy elective class in high school back in 2006. It was a pretty good class. Taught us about advertising, including subliminal messaging, television programming, and how news shows are put together. The biggest thing I took away from the class was the wisdom that nothing you see on the TV is there by accident, every aspect of every program and advertisement, it is all carefully planned and done w some purpose. Good class. Not sure about this recent media literacy trend, but I would imagine it is corrupted by modern ideology, like everything else.

  • @kraigshall
    @kraigshall 4 місяці тому +49

    If I had to choose between.
    Dealing with the Jupiter clan with a squad of police or taking Beast with me, I'm taking Beast. The dog stood on business

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 4 місяці тому +31

    I actually love the idea of Jupiters as Native Americans.
    Because for all of my life, I was told I was born too late to take the land from Indians, so this gives me hope of making my dreams come true

  • @davidgusquiloor2665
    @davidgusquiloor2665 4 місяці тому +56

    Not only you explore how the self defense violence in the Hills Have Eyes doesn't make the family monsters, you actually explore the idea of human depravitiy and give examples of humans becoming monsters.
    And what is more important give me a list of movies I could watch.

    • @CatsOverdrive
      @CatsOverdrive 4 місяці тому +3

      Currently getting Straw Dogs because of this video.

  • @woketacha6112
    @woketacha6112 4 місяці тому +52

    beast is the john wick of horror movie good bois but instead of the russian mafia killing his dog that was the last gift from his departed wife, they killed the wife.

    • @wojak-sensei6424
      @wojak-sensei6424 Місяць тому

      John Wick loved dogs so much he became one in the next life. Or maybe its the other way around? Beast went to the pearly gates and came back with a black suit and a gun. He literally had that dog in him this whole time.

  • @att7364
    @att7364 4 місяці тому +235

    2 wolf are inside you, the first one prefer while the other one prefer

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 4 місяці тому +12

      Which one is stronger?

    • @nawan6266
      @nawan6266 4 місяці тому

      Both are nobces, you are a nonce

    • @jonahbrown5669
      @jonahbrown5669 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@woodlefoof2The girl

    • @att7364
      @att7364 4 місяці тому +13

      @@woodlefoof2

    • @davidgusquiloor2665
      @davidgusquiloor2665 4 місяці тому

      The one you feed more​@@woodlefoof2

  • @Ratface0007
    @Ratface0007 4 місяці тому +84

    If the hills have eyes, do they need glasses?

    • @zeezerzam
      @zeezerzam 4 місяці тому +17

      only while driving

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 4 місяці тому +2

      Some do. Like humans, not all of us need glasses.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 місяці тому +2

      they clearly need grasses

    • @EliteKnight97
      @EliteKnight97 4 місяці тому

      The hills have four eyes

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 місяці тому

      Nah, the hillsight is always 20/20

  • @willardtk
    @willardtk 4 місяці тому +45

    I did mobilization training (military bullshit) in Oro Grande, NM and White Sands. Kept expecting to run up on mutant cannibals the entire time. Only saw coyotes and some sort of weird African goat some jackass brought in from Africa that escaped and flourished.

  • @MarkAndrewEdwards
    @MarkAndrewEdwards 4 місяці тому +93

    Lesson: Be a wolf or have wolf skills when in the Land of Wolves

  • @joecrazy9896
    @joecrazy9896 4 місяці тому +76

    4:45 They absolutely are not justified Zane, you hack.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 місяці тому +14

      Don't lesson to this Normal Propaganda, Hill Clans Rise Up!

  • @jeff8839
    @jeff8839 4 місяці тому +79

    Ah yes, my favorite white boy video essay channel has dropped another banger.

  • @picklejarmonsterfanboy9367
    @picklejarmonsterfanboy9367 4 місяці тому +79

    so sad the good guys lost in the end... rip Hill Kings

  • @loke801
    @loke801 4 місяці тому +49

    27:50 All Quiet on the Western front went into that a bit too, specifically when Paul kills that French soldier in the shell hole and laments how brutal he’s become.

  • @smoothboi0642
    @smoothboi0642 4 місяці тому +119

    The eyes have hills

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 4 місяці тому +39

    In a way... weren't they justified in protecting their land from perceived invaders who did not share their beliefs or practices?
    -In Praise of Shadows, notorious anti-immigrant

  • @gojira7824
    @gojira7824 4 місяці тому +47

    You keep saying that the hills have eyes in these movies, but they're all just regular crummy hills without eyes!

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 місяці тому +19

      0/10, Hill Did Not Have Eyes, false advertising.

    • @zeldies1976
      @zeldies1976 4 місяці тому +9

      Wes Craven predicted "when the [thing in enemy territory] start speaking [language of enemy]" memes

  • @TheGamingAngel18
    @TheGamingAngel18 4 місяці тому +33

    The cannibals can be anything you want them to be. They can be allegorical for weebs and the hills are representative of their waifus.

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 4 місяці тому

      And the Carter family are tourists who need to go away.

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 4 місяці тому +14

    Beast is the spiritual revenge against all the other horror and action movies that use dogs as a speedbump for the conflict.

  • @quietrioter
    @quietrioter 4 місяці тому +25

    In a way, was Loli not justified in making a better analysis than Zane?

  • @ChaosReacon137
    @ChaosReacon137 4 місяці тому +9

    Yeah, I always found the "They're just as bad as the bad guys!" idea baffling when this is supposed to be the example. One isn't as bad when they're fending off the people trying to kill them. Becoming the monster is the idea of the few examples provided in the video, that even though you can walk off and be safe after the person has wronged you or your group runs off and maybe unlikely to go after you, that you hunt them down for that slight chance the person will be petty and ruin your life or worse when they did something just as bad or less by the time you get to them; when your actions makes you become someone like Freddy or those who commit evil acts with little to no remorse.
    Thanks for the video. Now I have some suggestions to go through

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 4 місяці тому +22

    But Tal, IPOS stated the cannibals are misunderstood and that family had it coming!

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 4 місяці тому +4

      So were the 3rd Reich. All they wanted was to keep the German race strong! 🤡

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 4 місяці тому +33

    Kinda wished the soldiers in the god-awful sequel were given a very similar treatment as the British soldiers from Dog Soldiers.
    In that 2002 flick, Kevin McKidd plays a private named Cooper who quickly demonstrates being a trained soldier who's already shown to have survival skills and some leadership, even being more badass than the sergeant who's played by Sean Pertwee.
    One of the best things about the main cast is that they're not stupid. Most of them are trained in what they're supposed to do, fight while their own lives are still intact. Instead of panicking in a corner or trying to run away for their lives, they outright try to kill their enemies, even if they're werewolves who can only be killed by silver. One of the soldiers even lunges at one of the Lycans inside a car when he knew his fate has been sealed.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 4 місяці тому +4

      "You think it's all over? It is now." *_BANG!_*
      Kickass movie. Loli should talk about it this Halloween.

    • @alexfield3950
      @alexfield3950 4 місяці тому +2

      Dog soldiers is classic

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 4 місяці тому +5

      @@kyon813 I'd imagine Cooper would basically be a slayer if he were to encounter any more of the Jupiter Clan, or at least the mutant families. He'd probably lead a mercenary group sent to kill all remaining mutants after the family from the previous movie got rescued.
      Funny enough, the other character that survived in Dog Soldiers is a dog. And since Cooper is actually a dog person, it'd be wicked to see him team up with Beast.

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 4 місяці тому

      Don't forget the guy who fought one with just some pots and then a random sword

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 4 місяці тому

      @@doomguy19931 God rest you, Spoon. You went down like a fuckin' champion.
      "I hope I give you the _shits,_ you fuckin' _wimp!"_

  • @toolatetothestory
    @toolatetothestory 4 місяці тому +17

    So the Dog just pulled a Reverse John Wick, essentially?

  • @Captaincapafew14
    @Captaincapafew14 4 місяці тому +26

    In praise of shadows will be the first guy in the gulag if his political philosphy came to fruition

  • @tristanvonbickinstein9909
    @tristanvonbickinstein9909 4 місяці тому +12

    I find it interesting that certain circles of the internet will dehumanize someone based on their financial income and that would justify horrible acts being perpetrated on said individual. Yet these people are the ones who will browbeat you with their morality and how superior they are to the common man.
    Very Dark way of thinking once you remove the outer layers, and I am sure there are no real-world correlations right?

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 4 місяці тому +28

    Saying this before watching, but rather than making jokes about In Praise of Stupid, I'm happy to finally see a channel I like talking about this movie I've heard so much about.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh, that was done two streams ago.
      ...it was an ordeal to get through, but TAL, Shota, and the audience made the best of it.
      Breadtube. Not even once.

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@CloakofAuron I've sat through the whole stream. Even with Loli's reactions it was a struggle to get through the nine layers of Breadtube

  • @Noperare
    @Noperare 3 місяці тому +10

    People got it wrong. Beast is the protagonist. This is a movie about a dog getting revegenge after his wife is killed and his human family is attacked by a bunch of human cannibals.
    "Rip & Tear until it is done".

    • @reaperbloom
      @reaperbloom 3 місяці тому +1

      But beast failed Ruby

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 2 місяці тому

      @@reaperbloom Just like Doomguy failed Daisy...

    • @reaperbloom
      @reaperbloom 2 місяці тому

      @@magmos6346 yea but Ruby is a sexy woman

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus 4 місяці тому +28

    I wonder how long it will be before IPOS is just forgotten. Already, he barely comes up anymore. He made one big bang in his career that people flocked to see like a freak show, and then abandoned and sent right back to where he was: obscurity.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 місяці тому +2

      Real quick unless he comes back and starts picking fights. Which is unlikely, based on what we've seen.

    • @Luridcontent
      @Luridcontent 4 місяці тому +3

      I still haven't forgotten Mundane Matt and Bouldergate. So... it'll be a while before IPOS is ready for memory purge.

    • @zzzzzzz88
      @zzzzzzz88 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Luridcontent >Bouldergate
      Now this takes me back.

  • @InfamyJunkie
    @InfamyJunkie 4 місяці тому +35

    Unbiased take that doesn't make wild, reaching claims about the antagonists' motive for their murderous actions.
    This channel must be into guns and can afford to pay their monthly rent.

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 4 місяці тому +2

      Welcome to the almighty loli’s channel. One of the few people on the internet with common sense.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 4 місяці тому +19

    I can't believe PoS doesn't make a million bajillion dollars with takes like "The murderous cannibal hillbillies in the desert are clearly Native Americans and black people." He obviously needs to try and cancel a much better horror UA-camr with Six Degrees of Hitler logic.

  • @UnknownLord711
    @UnknownLord711 4 місяці тому +39

    I would argue vlad the impaler did the stuff his did for survival. My man had the OTTOMANS on his border and it was the only way to really keep them at bay

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 2 місяці тому

      Where'd he get the 10,000 dudes from btw? I had heard of that but I legit wonder "Who the FUCK were all those guys he impaled??"

  • @TheDolphinTuna
    @TheDolphinTuna 4 місяці тому +10

    For all the videos that came out of the IPOS controversy, this is one of the few that actually came from a legitimate horror fan, and it shows in the superb quality criticism/content.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 4 місяці тому +61

    Imagine going so far to even just making up head cannon for horror movie monsters.
    Maybe, just maybe the Xenomorph is not “redeemable.”
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @LeuvahkTrigger
      @LeuvahkTrigger 4 місяці тому +7

      She's just a poor mother trying to feed her family.

  • @quarth1420
    @quarth1420 4 місяці тому +17

    Damn i didnt know they made a documentary about cyrax

  • @doctordice2doctordice210
    @doctordice2doctordice210 4 місяці тому +79

    Left wing media analysis: "here's a somewhat contrived and convoluted explanation about how the media I'm taking about confirms and affirms my already established beliefs"

    • @possummagic3571
      @possummagic3571 4 місяці тому +3

      idk why but I read that in IPOS voice.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 4 місяці тому

      Here's how, in spite of being propped up and backed by every major corporation and government in the Western world, I _really_ represent the hidden truth and counter-cultural narrative "society" doesn't want you to hear- every online Leftist.

  • @ZX-Gear
    @ZX-Gear 4 місяці тому +37

    Inb4 we get an IPOS Cameo. For all the Worst/Best Reasons

  • @Gunnumn
    @Gunnumn 4 місяці тому +12

    Your videos come out at the best time. Whenever berserk crosses my mind, you always come in clutch. Now, i thought to myself "ive never seen the hills have eyes" and here we are. Keep up the good work and keep fighting the good fight.

  • @gendor5199
    @gendor5199 4 місяці тому +7

    And for anyone disliking the horror genre: Genndy TRarkowskys "Primal" also deals in the same things, with the side story "Primal Threory" being literally about the theory of people pushed beyond a breaking point

  • @CJDunehew1
    @CJDunehew1 4 місяці тому +32

    Beast is a pretty cool dude

    • @WoodenChurch_041
      @WoodenChurch_041 4 місяці тому +6

      Beast is basically guts but a dog heh

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 місяці тому +6

      Beast is the ideal. What the job of a good boi is all about. The mutants just learned why Beast always got prime cut leftovers at the dinner table.

  • @burntgrahamcracker2866
    @burntgrahamcracker2866 4 місяці тому +12

    While I could mention the wendigoon nonsense instead I’ll commend Michael Berryman for his performance considering he has no sweat glands filming in a desert couldn’t have been comfortable. He also has no finger nails.

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 4 місяці тому +11

    got to say, I kind of love that dog,
    serious that dog having revenge is great, they killed his partner and attack the people who treated him with love despite the dog having a history of violence. don't blame the dog holding a grudge

  • @zenzebra2967
    @zenzebra2967 4 місяці тому +7

    Beast was clearly a metaphor for the military industrial complex and the art deco movement or something and that's fuckin rad as fuck

  • @Senator-Wary
    @Senator-Wary 4 місяці тому +47

    Kino has arrived

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 4 місяці тому +16

    I honestly believe that praise of shadows simply ignored the entirety of the film and made his own headcanon on what happened so he can make his horrible video about the movie.🐱

  • @scottroxford5715
    @scottroxford5715 4 місяці тому +19

    The obsession some people have with trying to find political messages in media is just terminally online brain rot. The Friday the 13th franchise has a strange psychological angle to most of the films but at the same time, they're dumb slasher films.

  • @RØSSETTØ.KUSTØM.MØPEDS
    @RØSSETTØ.KUSTØM.MØPEDS 4 місяці тому +13

    I love how many of these comments are just dunking on in praise of shadows😂

  • @irish-italianintrovert.8600
    @irish-italianintrovert.8600 4 місяці тому +21

    The Hills have Eyes when The River have Lips asks its mom, The Mountains
    have Knockers if she’s single:
    👁️🗻👁️
    Also Beast is my favorite animal character in cinema period.

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 4 місяці тому

      The mountain have knockers would the porn parody title.

  • @umapessoaqualquer3688
    @umapessoaqualquer3688 4 місяці тому +9

    I hope a mustache hippster don't try to justify the killers and talk about how the killers are the victims

  • @fconstraints
    @fconstraints 4 місяці тому +6

    Also, Generation Kill meets The Descent would fucking rock

  • @Shatterstar
    @Shatterstar 4 місяці тому +8

    "They killed off Beast." INTO THE TRASH IT GOES THEN!

  • @HeyImRosko
    @HeyImRosko 4 місяці тому +5

    I don't remember the remake being particularly gory. In fact, I remember being disappointed the big headed wheelchair mutant didn't get his floopy noggin burst like the gross overripe melon it was.

  • @theduxabides9274
    @theduxabides9274 4 місяці тому +10

    24:57 "They drew first blood, not me."

  • @1Sir-McKnight
    @1Sir-McKnight 4 місяці тому +6

    In the remake Big Bob Carter could have turned the cannibal mutants into a skin suit if he had come prepared.

  • @NomadMonkey396
    @NomadMonkey396 4 місяці тому +6

    The Hills have eyes is another example of executives trying to make it a franchise but it just doesn't work as one. The 1977 and 2006 films work as standalone movies that have 1 story that don't need expanding on.

  • @Erosgates
    @Erosgates 4 місяці тому +8

    That “in praise of shadows” take has been used in soooo many videos & it’s freaking HILARIOUS that he was incapable of realizing how champagne socialist he sounded during the editing process. It’s basically a meme at this point.

  • @reaperbloom
    @reaperbloom 4 місяці тому +3

    17:14 Ruby isn’t killed off. She’s just has a concussion.
    I also drew that picture of her.

  • @VolturetheSpiky
    @VolturetheSpiky 4 місяці тому +6

    Sound design in the original movie is so good. The quiet ambience and ominous synth music mixed in with the extremely loud sound effects keeps you on edge the entire time. Love that 70s grime.

  • @blackosprey2219
    @blackosprey2219 4 місяці тому +4

    I take great comfort in the thought that we all have the capacity to set our fear aside so we can shred the monster that's trying to eat our family. The idea that we've become so soft and domesticated that we'd just stand there and watch it happen is much more terrifying.

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 4 місяці тому +4

    Like the only way the metaphor he's going for would work is if the mutants/hill people were only killing to survive and it was the family that did all the rape and torture.

  • @thiagosalgoa7206
    @thiagosalgoa7206 4 місяці тому +7

    "In a way, are they not justified for their actions?"
    Yes...😈
    *Unzips pants.*

  • @TheDrunkenCelt
    @TheDrunkenCelt 4 місяці тому +10

    This comment section is exactly what I hoped it would be

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 4 місяці тому +19

    Good take: "Even regular, civilized people can become monsters, due to extreme situations"
    Reta___d take: "It'S AbOuT BlAck PeOplE"
    Also "People becoming brutal to survive" trait worked really well in 'Far Cry 3' and 'Tomb Raider 2013'.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 місяці тому +4

      Recently replayed Far Cry 3 and yeah, it did it brilliantly. Jason isn't "Bad", and I refuse to say he's as bad as the slavers, but by the end of it, he is absolutely just as brutal. He made himself a beast to survive, and deep down, he knows he enjoyed it.

  • @5arziiblacking477
    @5arziiblacking477 4 місяці тому +4

    I think you'd do an amazing job on "I have no mouth, and I must scream"

  • @Jimppin
    @Jimppin 4 місяці тому +46

    Average day in rural Florida

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 4 місяці тому +1

      Your mom's an average day in rural Florida

    • @Jimppin
      @Jimppin 4 місяці тому

      @@george_denbrough which one?

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 4 місяці тому

      @@Jimppin Monday, because she sucks A LOT

    • @GamerKonata
      @GamerKonata 4 місяці тому

      Hey, that's uncalled for! That's clearly a desert and not a swamp.

  • @alexp1408
    @alexp1408 4 місяці тому +7

    Walter Benjamin's "Toward The Critique of Violence" if you want the formalized analytical version of the whole "Civilization and Violence" angle.

  • @bradskag3007
    @bradskag3007 4 місяці тому +6

    But what about Wedigoons crimes against humanity?

  • @grimtea1715
    @grimtea1715 4 місяці тому +5

    EVEN IF Wes Craven was trying to do what IPOS said This movie was, why wouldnt you argue that Craven COMPLETELY missed the mark?

  • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
    @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 4 місяці тому +9

    Almighty loli giving me a fucking heart attack in the intro LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @blueripper1558
    @blueripper1558 4 місяці тому +6

    "the movie has many interpretations, you could say the hillbillies are native Americans and the people are Europeans" anytime i see this movie im just reminded by that drama

  • @TheLashDog
    @TheLashDog 4 місяці тому +3

    I like to imagine that when Pluto saw Beast again he was like: "Oh no, its YOU!"

  • @jonnyfavors7585
    @jonnyfavors7585 3 місяці тому +2

    My oldest brother got a chance to meet Micheal Barryman and said that he was one of the coolest famous people he ever got the chance to meet. He said they talked for well over an hour about all things horror. My brothers wife even said he was one of the sweetest, most kind hearted people shes ever met.

  • @Red-Coomet
    @Red-Coomet 4 місяці тому +7

    Literally just finished watching the IPOS stream vod and then this released. Talk about cosmic karma.
    Side note that whole video from IPOS was unironically one of the worst things i have ever seen.

  • @mercon1337
    @mercon1337 4 місяці тому +3

    Hell yea, but but can we get a dedicated deliverance video pretty please!

  • @furrybogard9724
    @furrybogard9724 4 місяці тому +2

    It will be difficult, but I'll wait patiently for a video on Deliverance. That will be so VERY worth it.

  • @issaicx
    @issaicx 4 місяці тому +4

    Man in praise of shadows is just getting raked over the coals XD

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 4 місяці тому +2

    33:17 Small correction but it's not the Jupiter Clan but the Hades Clan, with Papa Hades being Jupiters brother.