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This is probably the best "guessing jojo stands" guessers because he got an impressive amount of them right.

Soft and wet, more like wet and sticky

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Tubular bells???

WEATHER REAPORT NOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ERM ACKSHULLY- F.F. is Plankton.

No Highway Star? Aww.

Killer Queen Daisu no Bakudan: Bites Za Dusto Deadass the best jojos voiceline, tied with the iconic Za Warudo. Also Killer Queen is only physically weak because Kira is, Josuke said himself that because Kira only wants to live a quiet life, he lacks the will and fighting motivation to be strong. So if someone like Jotaro or DIO had it, it would be literally a threat at all ranges, where you could die at close, medium, and long range. Though he is already fast, just physically weak. Also The Hand, said by Araki himself, can erase anything, which implies he could potentially erase Time, perhaps the bubbles, and if you wanna say it, then Calamity. So by Araki's word, it is a top 3 stand, and it is almost never used because Okuyasu is not the brightest, but we love him, so it's fine.

Also yeah Joseph is the goat, my favorite in terms of personality tied with Giorno.

GER is literally just every little kid saying "you missed me" in dodgeball. Plus the infinite death loop. But I don't understand what people don't get about King Crimson, he sees the future, he erases time, in that erased time he changes his own fate, and can move anywhere, but can't interact with anything, so he could reposition, throw a punch, and the instant before it lands, continue the time so the punch will land, and for the enemy, they just fast forwarded 10 seconds and are face to face with his fist cm's away.

So much misinformation and lowballing that could EASILY have been fixed by checking the wiki beforehand.

scary monsters was originally owned by doctor Ferdinand and couldn't be used on it's user

Eco act 1 = sound of your words Eco act 2 = meaning of your words Eco act 3 = weight of your words

Sengoku was a Japanese timeperiod.

Con D. Oriano

Sanji does end up hitting women

So what about pandaman? The canonical background character that appears everywhere

The blue on Crazy Diamond is diamond though

He didn’t forget, cream starter can store flesh in the bottle. What you’re saying is equivalent to saying “I saw this action hero, shoot a gun in one scene and two scenes later he shot it again. Where did get the bullets from? There’s totally no way he could’ve reloaded”

Bohemian Rhapsody has global range and is indiscriminate. So if there's a poster of Godzilla somewhere, it makes Godzilla real. In that respect I can understand the idea that it could end the world.

Bon Clay is such a real one

Sheer Heart attack is terrifying. It endlessly seeks prey and is completely unbreakable and the guy who broke diamonds with his fists casually.

No Foo Fighters is not made of algae it’s actually a ton of plankton.

Will you ever upload again? If not than I'll just say I extremely enjoyed your content

The stands were getting too powerful,so they introduce tusk act 4 next part😂

He was so fucking close on WAY too many that is insane

why did the Dio "NANI" actually jumpscare me

"he is the only part 4 character to return to a different part" well.....now he's not alone

Messed up with big cause it only activates after the user dies not stays active after they die.

Ayyyy same favorite part :D

I actually think Tainted Love could be a really cool stand on it's own. Being able to heal with the caveat of having to hurt something else on the person reflects the name perfectly!

I mean... if you're a pedo trish's ability indeed is to be irresistible

Akira Araki Their names have the same letters

Notorious BIG's user, Carne, was even shot like Biggie which makes it even darker that the users death mirrors the death of the inspiration of this stand (one of the greatest two rappers of all time that was taken from us way too early😢)

Diego with the world is from another universe brought by D4C

I like to think of "Hey Ya!" as an alternate version of "Cheap Trick" from Part 4. Because they both have similar powers.

"Yeah, I don't fuck with Milagro Man. Last time I did it spit a bunch of quarters at me." "What?" "They were pouring out of it! I almost drowned like Scrooge McDuck!"

"...and what it's shooting is flesh." [long pause] "Pardon?" He sounds genuinely intimidated. I am _cackling_

You forget Bohemian Rhapsody makes you live the life of the story you recognise Meaning I could use it to summon Pucci Or Funny Valentine Or The World over heaven And now I am Pucci Funny Valentine Or the World over heaven Or I could make my own oc Make them have infinite luck Infinite power And be immortal and unkillable And now I am that strong Bohemian rhapsody is another "the most powerful stand" with a stupid user

WT WT WTF is this?

isn’t bites the dust inside koichi’s face, not hayato’s?

narancia is not necessarily book smart but he is 100% a solid fighter, he definitely has a very violent, not so smart style tho but he does know how to make good use of his stand (he’s also my fav and im willing to defend his stupid ass)

One thing I like is how Survivor is used. DIO said it was mostly useless cause he couldn't see the value in a stand that indiscrimately targets EVERYONE, friend and foe alike. However, Pucci thinks about it and realizes that such a stand could be useful to him, if he, say, wants to cause a prison riot to kill a group of people. Also Bohemian Rhapsody is a bit scarier of an ability when you take into account that not only can it bring villanous characters to life (we have examples of like Raoh from Fist of the North Star, who's to say it can't bring Frieza to life) but also if you meet a character you like or somewhat relate with, you then get forced to live that character's story, even if they get extremely hurt and die. It's why it's such a threat, as not only was Weather Report about to be forced to cut his own ear off and commit self die because its what Van Gogh did, Anasui was also under threat of having his STOMACH CUT OPEN because that's what happened to the wolf in the story he liked.

1st

Spice girl has to be the most far off of all his guesses. Spice girl makes things soft, but he guessed it made things hard

I'm actually impressed that when he guessed Jailhouse Rock for GooGoo dolls he got pretty close to the function of the ACTUAL Jailhouse Rock

The pronunciation of these names are CRAZY

So. There is an explanation for Stand Stats. They are relative to the Stand's Ability. Not by the Stand's physical prowess. So the A in Power means the Two objects come together with great force, speed refers to how fast the two objects come together which is basically instant, Range. The stand can be as far away from the duplicated objects as possible and it doesn't affect the ability. The C in Precision refers to the size limit it has on duplicating Not sure on Durability or Potential though.

Totally accurate

Jojo 2nd batch in March & new opening- Netflix: “Allow us to rain on your parade! Or should I say, a torrential downpour?”