A Day in the Life of a Pet Raccoon

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  • Опубліковано 26 січ 2019
  • This is Tito The Raccoon's typical day. He starts out with a quick walk around the block followed by some training. Its important for him to learn how to perform tricks and listen to my commands. After training he gets to go and play with his ferret friends. Listen to all the cute and funny raccoon and ferret noises! Finally, he has dinner and then goes to bed!
    This was one of my most frequently requested videos. Ive been frequently asked (FAQ) to create a video showing Titos day to day life. The ferrets are part of Titos day to day routine as well!
    Be sure to like, comment, and subscribe! I post videos every Sunday!
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    S.A.X. by ehrling
    Entire
    Sommar by ehrling
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  • @GetUnwoke
    @GetUnwoke 4 роки тому +5893

    "lay"
    *turns into a big raccoon puddle*

  • @thecrissyshow
    @thecrissyshow 4 роки тому +9911

    I bet street raccoons be like wtf when y’all outside together

    • @OffxcialBrii
      @OffxcialBrii 4 роки тому +650

      The Crissy show “get a load of this dude” 😭😭😭

    • @MissouriCrookedBarnHomestead
      @MissouriCrookedBarnHomestead 4 роки тому +522

      The other raccoons don't have a clue Tito exists because they sleep during the day. If you see a raccoon out during the day, assume they have rabies.

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 4 роки тому +232

      @@OffxcialBrii ''This dude is a momma's boy and that's not even a woman''.

    • @gsheverything_2716
      @gsheverything_2716 4 роки тому +167

      They be like, why he smells so clean bougie

    • @xXJaneRoseXx
      @xXJaneRoseXx 4 роки тому +203

      Debbie B While raccoons are nocturnal, it isn’t uncommon for them to get stuff done during the day. Seeing a raccoon during the day isn’t a reliable way to tell if they have rabies. I’d say just assume all wild animals could be carrying some kind of disease, because not all diseases present themselves, but I’m sure you know this. I just want to point this out for others.

  • @JustMichaelJM
    @JustMichaelJM 3 роки тому +6212

    "I take him for a walk every day so he doesn't get obese."
    *carries the raccoon*

  • @-chippedstars-2889
    @-chippedstars-2889 2 роки тому +150

    i love how he holds the cube with his back paws, and when he washes his seeds

  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 5 років тому +18566

    Imagine mowing your lawn one morning and you witness a man walking a raccoon.

    • @arturomontenegro176
      @arturomontenegro176 5 років тому +1628

      I can hear the neighbor saying "I'm getting tired of this damn neighborhood

    • @thecollector5209
      @thecollector5209 5 років тому +86

      Haha

    • @stallfus
      @stallfus 5 років тому +208

      Sounds like heaven lol

    • @MsAnxiety
      @MsAnxiety 5 років тому +347

      "Yep, I picked the right neighborhood"
      *Proceeds to hop off mower to pet because racoon is more important
      Lol

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 5 років тому +39

      Arturo Montenegro Haha, that got a good chuckle outta me.

  • @miguelzamora2011
    @miguelzamora2011 5 років тому +13541

    "I take him on walks for exercise!"
    *SITS ON SHOULDERS*

    • @supernintendochalmers6628
      @supernintendochalmers6628 5 років тому +574

      Miguel Zamora I wonder if it would be better to walk him at night/dusk. Aren't raccoons mostly nocturnal? Maybe it'd be less stressful.

    • @ovulatinfish
      @ovulatinfish 5 років тому +386

      it’s because they are nocturnal and feel uncomfortable walking in the open in the middle of the day

    • @WarrenGoesCrazy
      @WarrenGoesCrazy 5 років тому +9

      What's up

    • @stuff5499
      @stuff5499 5 років тому +176

      @@supernintendochalmers6628 Mitchell once explained that when he got Tito as baby, he trained him to be diurnal

    • @chloesmith5951
      @chloesmith5951 5 років тому +1

      @@WarrenGoesCrazy Nothing much

  • @geofk6214
    @geofk6214 10 місяців тому +21

    They always runnin like they guilty of somethin😂

  • @jujuoliver6959
    @jujuoliver6959 Рік тому +24

    Raccoons are unbelievably cute, their little hands the way they hold things, so sweet.

    • @HelenaMikas
      @HelenaMikas 6 місяців тому

      wow , so being unbelievably cute gets a poor animal put in a cage Rather like a trophy

    • @jujuoliver6959
      @jujuoliver6959 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@HelenaMikasTito was a baby found in an attic! They made numerous attempts to contact rehabilitation centers, but had no luck. No one could take him. Would you prefer they let him die or just dump him out to fend for himself. I made a benign well meant comment that raccoons are cute. So what, they are cute. Why get snarky. I love them, I think they are lovely quirky sweet creatures, the babies are adorable. However the mother raccoon often make their homes in human homes by destroying roofing materials and being very destructive to get into houses, roofs, wall cavities to find cosy places to live and can do massive damage. Tito was found on his own left in an attic, where Mum has obviously made her home, and often Mother raccoons get run over or killed by dogs, bobcats, pumas or other animals and the babies are left to die because no one knows they are even there tucked up in attics or the eaves of houses. Would you rather that happened, would you rather they shoved him out into the cold unable to fend for himself, they tried a number of rehab people and couldn't get anyone to take him. What is hard to understand about that 🙄. So they gave him a home, he will be in a cage at night because they can chew through all sorts of things, the toughest of roofing materials, so for his own safety as well as their own unless you would rather he was electrocuted when he bites through a an electric cable. Some people in the US leave their dogs outside at night on chains or running round their back yards, but yet you have an issue with a rescued raccoon living a cosy looked after life. Get a grip you fecking idiot!!

    • @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
      @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 22 дні тому

      @@HelenaMikas Cry about it.

  • @aidanGCH
    @aidanGCH 4 роки тому +2535

    "I walk him cause he deals with obesity"
    *Carrys on Shoulder*

    • @philippineball6246
      @philippineball6246 4 роки тому +23

      Yea, lol

    • @serenade4926
      @serenade4926 4 роки тому +87

      he carries him after he completes the walks cuz i think tito doesnt like to walk back home either lol

    • @allycagni4429
      @allycagni4429 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂I looked for this comment

    • @TheUnone
      @TheUnone 3 роки тому +6

      Ye same, guy makes a great fitness coach ;D

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 роки тому +27

      That's a very manipulative raccoon lol. He's able to get his human to walk him around while explaining that he needs to keep him from becoming obese.

  • @istartedww3854
    @istartedww3854 5 років тому +3317

    These things are so much cuter in the day and not charging at you 200 MPH in the pitch black

    • @Soloxdee
      @Soloxdee 5 років тому +54

      Lmao

    • @cecez7742
      @cecez7742 5 років тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @thomaseaster2796
      @thomaseaster2796 5 років тому +198

      do we need to talk about a past experience? lol

    • @doge6274
      @doge6274 5 років тому +9

      So true

    • @SamA7x
      @SamA7x 5 років тому +151

      This literally happened to me last night, two of these big fuckers charged at me full speed, I was shook ngl.

  • @claireF-14D
    @claireF-14D 10 місяців тому +12

    I saw the video you posted when you first rescued Tito, then you purchaesed all those pet products to ensure his care. Your mom and dad raised a kind hearted youn man. Thank you for sharing.

  • @derrickulous
    @derrickulous 10 місяців тому +43

    These animals are so cute, you have a lot of energy managing these lil guys

    • @osvaldor4298
      @osvaldor4298 3 місяці тому +1

      They are killers, they aren’t cute at all

    • @derrickulous
      @derrickulous 2 місяці тому +1

      @@osvaldor4298 lol

    • @tvndra_7446
      @tvndra_7446 Місяць тому

      ​@@osvaldor4298 better

  • @aqbood_exe7893
    @aqbood_exe7893 4 роки тому +3564

    "mom can we go watch guardians of the galaxy"
    Mom : we have guardians of the galaxy at home
    Guardians of the galaxy at home :

    • @davidedos9031
      @davidedos9031 4 роки тому +76

      This is Rocket after Endgame

    • @otsenres1636
      @otsenres1636 4 роки тому +22

      Rocket and thor been drinking too much! Lol

    • @TheTaxburden
      @TheTaxburden 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @thestevie628
      @thestevie628 4 роки тому +14

      This is better

    • @abg5344
      @abg5344 4 роки тому +1

      Aqbood _exe I laughed out loud omg

  • @FireBlazerGaming
    @FireBlazerGaming 4 роки тому +2918

    3:25
    “Hold it”
    *uses his legs so he can grab the food with his arms
    Raccoon: improvise. Adapt. Overcome

  • @aliceinwondergame
    @aliceinwondergame 3 роки тому +27

    With mischievous eyes and sweet faces, ferrets are undeniably adorable. ❤️

    • @Rowanthecartoon
      @Rowanthecartoon Місяць тому

      I dont think trash pandas are ferrets. But im 2 so i know nothin

  • @ilgwent8061
    @ilgwent8061 3 роки тому +25

    In Italian the name is: "Orsetto lavatore" wich means "little washing bear🐻" ❤️

  • @Azushira
    @Azushira 5 років тому +3272

    UA-cam: wanna see a day in the life of a raccoon?
    me: yeah..

    • @Azushira
      @Azushira 5 років тому +24

      Pappy Van Winkle im 14..

    • @9Armir
      @9Armir 5 років тому +4

      Thats just way too relatable lol

    • @k-teezy6423
      @k-teezy6423 4 роки тому +2

      this is not a normal raccoon, the day in the life of a regular raccoon is just sleeping and eating trash

    • @victormejia4513
      @victormejia4513 4 роки тому +1

      k- teezy and give rabies and shit

    • @huwuac7350
      @huwuac7350 4 роки тому +1

      regular vfx I want a raccoon but it’s illegal

  • @daisyloveday9367
    @daisyloveday9367 5 років тому +1811

    "it's good for him, gets him active"
    *raccoon rides on shoulder*

  • @Mans_Ruin1313
    @Mans_Ruin1313 2 роки тому +13

    I had a male raccoon and 3 ferrets. They loved each other and would play and play all day! It was crazy!

  • @neiloconnor9349
    @neiloconnor9349 9 місяців тому +4

    Raccoons have fairly dexterous front paws. Tito could probably be trained for some kind of factory assembly job to earn his keep.

  • @pearlygate3564
    @pearlygate3564 5 років тому +2094

    Rare footage of rocket before end game

    • @grixtapz
      @grixtapz 5 років тому +2

      LoL

    • @takuso1229
      @takuso1229 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @ig_gambit
      @ig_gambit 5 років тому +4

      RIP Rocket Raccoon ❤️

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 5 років тому +17

      @@ig_gambit wtf you mean rocket didnt die

    • @kellogr2788
      @kellogr2788 5 років тому +2

      That's he's trainer getting him fit

  • @fbi5328
    @fbi5328 5 років тому +2995

    Damn this new guardians of the galaxy movie looking good

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 5 років тому +50

      PewDie Pie What do you mean? This is Over The Hedge 2 😂

    • @spectralai7346
      @spectralai7346 5 років тому +10

      @@jishoumushoku5094 the dude got caught tho. So much for escaping that backyard

    • @guccipineapple5661
      @guccipineapple5661 5 років тому +2

      ZULTAN GATSU wym lame

    • @aje8790
      @aje8790 5 років тому +1

      ZULTAN GATSU why lame?

    • @guccipineapple5661
      @guccipineapple5661 5 років тому

      AJ E I didn't say that

  • @justanaverageguy4739
    @justanaverageguy4739 3 роки тому +13

    plot twist : These two are actually Star lord and rocket in alternative timeline

  • @Sovereignty420
    @Sovereignty420 Рік тому +23

    I know this video is supposed to be about the raccoon, but the ferrets made me smile. As a ferret daddy myself I loved watching yours play together. I have two of my own and they're just as awesome as yours!

  • @elvanderen8337
    @elvanderen8337 4 роки тому +1885

    When he laid down he looked like a beanbag chair

    • @MsPreciousdobbins
      @MsPreciousdobbins 4 роки тому +15

      Elizabeth Vanderen except better.

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 4 роки тому +3

      @TheFooxy Foox r/woosh

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂
      dead 😭🤥🙈

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 4 роки тому

      @@ugandanlord1104 Are you also Dr Jacob's Studio?? JW..... 😜

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 4 роки тому

      @@artistaloca4 no

  • @princetonshot
    @princetonshot 4 роки тому +4611

    "Raccoons tend to struggle with obesity in captivity"
    *Gives him 30 reward treats*
    Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @2wayoffensivethreat
      @2wayoffensivethreat 4 роки тому +3

      Sally May lol

    • @MichelleKohlerArt
      @MichelleKohlerArt 4 роки тому +162

      At least he’s a happy raccoon 😄

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 4 роки тому +26

      @Ty-Dog Vide-Yo I'd imagine cardio would work the same for animals as it does for humans, generally.

    • @nolyfe4814
      @nolyfe4814 4 роки тому +34

      I walk my dogs every night or two and our oldest one is fucking ripped. It’s a workout in itself when she grabs the leash and proceeds to chew it up.

    • @Excal123
      @Excal123 4 роки тому +9

      @@nolyfe4814 your dog is... ripped? Lol😂

  • @jollygoodgordon5580
    @jollygoodgordon5580 2 роки тому +8

    Racoons are so cute 😍

  • @WhiteCavendish
    @WhiteCavendish Рік тому +19

    Raccoons are awesome animals. They are usually way to wild and crazy to be pets, but yours seems very chill. We used to feed them in our back yard growing up, and they were great to watch. There were many generations and the mommas would bring their babies to show us lol. Cheers and thanks for sharing!

    • @TheDealRonaldTrump
      @TheDealRonaldTrump 11 місяців тому +1

      Usually you have to get them 10th generation domesticated. 🙂

  • @Oz_Rion
    @Oz_Rion 4 роки тому +4705

    Imagine that there is a guest.
    One of them going to the bathroom and suddenly there is a racoon washing his hand in the faucet.

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 4 роки тому +218

      'Can't I get any privacy?'

    • @katiemjohn80
      @katiemjohn80 4 роки тому +8

      RIP me

    • @isaacps3
      @isaacps3 3 роки тому +23

      I like how you use “Faucet” appropriately

    • @newleaf2374
      @newleaf2374 3 роки тому +9

      Boom I ruined the 666th like

    • @Oz_Rion
      @Oz_Rion 3 роки тому +22

      @@newleaf2374 You fool you destroyed our summoning number for the dark lord!!!

  • @corner-pocketthreee8215
    @corner-pocketthreee8215 4 роки тому +1078

    Struggling with obesity *
    50 good boy treats*

    • @sebbyboy1420
      @sebbyboy1420 4 роки тому +13

      He's a perfectly healthy way actually

  • @ania5038
    @ania5038 2 роки тому +2

    I love raccoons so much

  • @divinusfilius3771
    @divinusfilius3771 9 місяців тому +5

    Omg this is one of the MOST adorable animals ever LOL! Oh how cute they are, with those bandit eyes lol, they are little bandits! I adore them, even the way they blink! It's amazing how smart they are, learning really quickly eh? LoL love how he lies down, then holds the Cube, passes it to his back legs to hold with them HAHAHAHA! so adorable! Thank you for sharing! 🍻 🍻

  • @dr.uselessYIIK
    @dr.uselessYIIK 4 роки тому +25402

    Your dog is kinda weird but I still like him.

    • @danieldoesstuff2300
      @danieldoesstuff2300 4 роки тому +232

      @Muhammad Salman R/Wooooosh

    • @disease30yearsago76
      @disease30yearsago76 4 роки тому +87

      Daniel Does STUFF stfu that shit is getting old

    • @dr.uselessYIIK
      @dr.uselessYIIK 4 роки тому +125

      @@disease30yearsago76 Says the person with ligma in their name lmao
      EDIT: Darn you changed your name

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 4 роки тому +47

      More like cat

    • @Crygear
      @Crygear 4 роки тому +5

      Mrrgle the Mediocre how do you spell your username

  • @blazeofficial1591
    @blazeofficial1591 3 роки тому +2203

    “Do you have any pets?”
    “It’s complicated.”

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 3 роки тому +44

      *"I have a pet raccoon but it is complicated because apparently you can't say a pet raccoon is your pet"*

    • @nextro5922
      @nextro5922 3 роки тому +9

      @@aymaan8552 u ruined this epic joke.

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 3 роки тому +16

      @@nextro5922 an epic joke that is overused?

    • @nextro5922
      @nextro5922 3 роки тому +6

      @@aymaan8552 i ve never seen jokes like this one.

    • @hackxy1165
      @hackxy1165 3 роки тому +4

      @@aymaan8552, you really just ruined the joke

  • @aurosoky
    @aurosoky 2 роки тому +1

    I don't what I love more; the way it looks like he melts when he lays, or him picking the rubik cube with his feet so he can eat the treat with his hands

  • @krisp7689
    @krisp7689 3 роки тому +14

    Well that was 11 minutes of pure joy and happiness

  • @edwardthayer9386
    @edwardthayer9386 4 роки тому +6124

    I think he doesn't like walks because his instincts tell him to hide during the day. Try walking him when it's dark out.

    • @layu83
      @layu83 4 роки тому +772

      that's actually true they are nocturnals!

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 4 роки тому +383

      @@layu83 they can adapt and become dirunals

    • @henninghornafrantzien6476
      @henninghornafrantzien6476 4 роки тому +600

      @@ugandanlord1104 *Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.*

    • @ErinIsReal
      @ErinIsReal 4 роки тому +117

      Let him go! thet're not dogs! Wild animals dont want to be leashed caged up performing tricks! Glad he escaped back to freedom. Run tito run!

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 4 роки тому +543

      @@ErinIsReal I hope you're joking if not then i feel sorry for your parents

  • @The-Land-Of-Tears
    @The-Land-Of-Tears 5 років тому +1668

    Dog: I can only be man's bestfriend.
    Raccoon: Hold my banana.

    • @shimmerconfetti1949
      @shimmerconfetti1949 5 років тому +4

      Hold my fried cheese nugget

    • @aliaguilar5977
      @aliaguilar5977 5 років тому

      More like rubix cube

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 років тому

      Hold my banana. Something you say to your girlfriend.

    • @The-Land-Of-Tears
      @The-Land-Of-Tears 5 років тому

      @@ignorthepain I'm a girl. XD

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 років тому

      @@The-Land-Of-Tears nope your a cartoon in a circle with words beside it.😂🤣😂

  • @divinusfilius3771
    @divinusfilius3771 9 місяців тому +4

    They are restlessly, ENDLESSLY curious lol! What a fascinating animal.

  • @zohebpasha96
    @zohebpasha96 3 роки тому +4

    I don't want a pet raccoon but just came to admire the cuteness

  • @nuttymadam3575
    @nuttymadam3575 4 роки тому +1391

    HE HELD THE RUBIX CUBE WITH HIS FEET OMG I LOVE HIM

  • @diddlypinkus1493
    @diddlypinkus1493 4 роки тому +2944

    What’s really cool is he understands the “hold it” command enough to know that he can hold it with his feet too and it’s still correct. Shows he understands the command not just the action limited to his hands

    • @sydneyyates3256
      @sydneyyates3256 4 роки тому +116

      He washed his hands he’s obviously smart

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 4 роки тому +62

      That's what took me most by surprise and the fact they have hand dexterity to open a cabinet open a bottle and possibly OD if he decided too. It's wild, they're very capable.

    • @starprincessjolie
      @starprincessjolie 4 роки тому +9

      John Wray umm 😳

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 4 роки тому +2

      @@starprincessjolie would never happen but just a example of what they can do.

    • @tinacreekmore6959
      @tinacreekmore6959 4 роки тому +1

      What wrong with you? The racoon should have been taken to a rescue and release professionals. They have years of experience on how to raise and release back into their own natural environment. 👎

  • @spiralnapkin
    @spiralnapkin 2 роки тому +2

    Next year, they'll be on America's got talent
    Racoon: *holds a rubiks cube*
    Judges: 😯 GOLDEN BUZZER

  • @avionot.savunma
    @avionot.savunma 3 роки тому +9

    When I was a child I went to a zoo and see the racoons for the first time I gave my pistachio to a racoon he hold my hand and eat the pistachio while looking at my eye then he shared other pistachios with his friends I was very amazed but I don't know if I can pet any in Turkey. I am still amazed and missing that racoon have been in that zoo for at least 10 times but never seen them again :(

  • @brysonmclellan3841
    @brysonmclellan3841 5 років тому +1709

    "Captive raccoons tend to struggle with obesity" continues to feed him 30 treats

  • @_.-._.-.
    @_.-._.-. 5 років тому +1454

    I love how he turns into a puddle when he lays down

  • @hifriend7581
    @hifriend7581 Рік тому +5

    Guardians of the galaxy made me come here.

  • @failedcontentcreator7062
    @failedcontentcreator7062 Рік тому +4

    POV: You just got done watching GOTG Vol. 3

  • @WillaHerrera
    @WillaHerrera 5 років тому +2247

    Tito reminds me of myself. Driven by food and has a muffin top

    • @nate_x_b5424
      @nate_x_b5424 5 років тому +12

      SAME

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @kgbarrett1521
      @kgbarrett1521 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂oh my lord haha

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 5 років тому +3

      What's a muffin top?

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 5 років тому +17

      @@themango9644 It's when someone's stomach sticks out over their pants like a muffin. 😂

  • @jerryweng99
    @jerryweng99 4 роки тому +3971

    For all the idiots who keep telling the owner to let him go back into the wild, that choice will literally get Tito killed lol. He's been domesticated since he was born so he is missing a bunch of survival skills compared to wild raccoons... At least he's being fed properly in this dude's home versus outside at night eating food thats on the verge of spoiling.

    • @sandraellens1826
      @sandraellens1826 4 роки тому +230

      Tamed not domesticated. Domestication is when you breed for generations to make more docile or to have some trait useful for ppl.

    • @cocoadances1329
      @cocoadances1329 4 роки тому +356

      Sandra Ellens a domesticated pet or animal literally means a tamed animal ....

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 4 роки тому +138

      @@cocoadances1329 They are probably right. Domesticated IIRC means bred to live with humans for generations. Like, a fox can be kind of tamed but it's still not a pet animal. Some Soviet scientists started an experiment that is still going on to artificially breed domestic foxes and those are different than their "natural" counterparts and are more friendly to humans despite being raised in the same conditions

    • @cocoadances1329
      @cocoadances1329 4 роки тому +54

      Igor Titov both of them are right. And I wasn’t talking about the rest of the fox shi I literally just came to point out the fact that domesticated is literally a fancier way of saying tamed. Same definition.... good day/night

    • @sandraellens1826
      @sandraellens1826 4 роки тому +39

      @@cocoadances1329 but it's not just a fancier way their different domestication that's years of selective breeding for specific traits and taming well you can raise any wild animal to be tame no selective breeding over generations its whatever though I didnt mean to rile anyone up

  • @Karmah01
    @Karmah01 2 роки тому +2

    Aw! He's so cute!!!! Is he potty trained? Raccoons are so mischievous! They're just into everything! If you have a pet raccoon then you need to be high energy, too. OMG! You have high energy ferrets, too??
    1 ferret - 😳
    2 ferrets - 😦
    3 ferrets - 😯
    4 ferrets! - 😱
    I don't have that kind of energy anymore. I'll just watch cute videos!

  • @redkelly1188
    @redkelly1188 Рік тому +1

    Nice to see a good caring owner and pal

  • @angelofdeath8739
    @angelofdeath8739 5 років тому +1138

    Says he's walking raccoon for the raccoon's health, while he just sits on his shoulder. That raccoon has mastered the way.

    • @gsmith557
      @gsmith557 5 років тому +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @jwesly1058
      @jwesly1058 5 років тому +4

      You seen 2 seconds of a how ever long walk and you make an observation like that. Peanut brain

    • @realgmm7877
      @realgmm7877 5 років тому

      what If this Racoon walks in two legs

    • @katakichinen7773
      @katakichinen7773 5 років тому +1

      J Wesly Hey look it’s that guy that doesn’t get a joke, I was wondering when you’d show up.

    • @katakichinen7773
      @katakichinen7773 5 років тому

      Mr PuffinMuffin my mistake then, he/she just seemed to take it a little to serious

  • @boardman1061
    @boardman1061 5 років тому +823

    So I’m gonna be taking Tito for a walk
    1:00 *Racoon Walks Owner*

  • @leah-michelle5872
    @leah-michelle5872 3 роки тому +6

    Cutest video that I've seen today! It's so good that you have more than one ferret because rodents always need at least one friend.

  • @Majorhavoktv
    @Majorhavoktv Рік тому +1

    Tito has you well trained human.

  • @nisl9039
    @nisl9039 5 років тому +1768

    LOOK AT THAT CUTE TRASH PANDA MY HEART

    • @yourlocaldummy99
      @yourlocaldummy99 5 років тому +27

      Guardians of the Galaxy

    • @kiona8137
      @kiona8137 5 років тому +1

      @@yourlocaldummy99 the same PFP ;;-;; I see it everywhere

    • @jinsagami
      @jinsagami 5 років тому +28

      T R A S H P A N D A

    • @_Dontbenosey_
      @_Dontbenosey_ 5 років тому +13

      NATE HIGGERS your name looks a bit scrambled huh?🤔

    • @bobbyduggofficial5875
      @bobbyduggofficial5875 5 років тому +1

      Trash Bandicoot

  • @taylorwhite6913
    @taylorwhite6913 4 роки тому +2333

    Why is he calling him a pet? Tito is obviously his son. 😂

    • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
      @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 роки тому +25

      @Sparta Batallion hail satan 😊

    • @imurvenus2605
      @imurvenus2605 4 роки тому +39

      @Sparta Batallion thanks for getting the joke.

    • @trulygregtrulyguy99
      @trulygregtrulyguy99 4 роки тому +3

      @@imurvenus2605 lol

    • @Foeski
      @Foeski 4 роки тому +11

      Sparta Batallion but the after life doesn’t exist. lol imagine being brainwashed into believing in fairytales

    • @5falltv895
      @5falltv895 4 роки тому +1

      @@Foeski yes finally jesus know there's no such thing as god

  • @ericameadows2878
    @ericameadows2878 3 роки тому +1

    he is doing a great job, very polite

  • @nikolaivandalov5571
    @nikolaivandalov5571 3 роки тому +2

    I typically like to carry Tito around the neighborhood every day this helps simulate exercise

  • @ovulatinfish
    @ovulatinfish 5 років тому +990

    Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Tito opened the cupboard, ripped open a bag and tried clogging the sink so that the water would fill up so he could drink it easier?!

    • @N_0968
      @N_0968 5 років тому +213

      Java Junky I think he was washing the stuff from that bag. Raccoons love washing things and are called wash bears in many languages.

    • @captainworldwide3106
      @captainworldwide3106 5 років тому +42

      SmARt BOi

    • @cindazoo
      @cindazoo 5 років тому +70

      2 bad things about raccoons is that they do not have saliva glands, and hence the need for water to dampen food, and...they have thumbs. (and can get into just about anything)

    • @N_0968
      @N_0968 5 років тому +73

      Cindy G Yep, they’re pretty much toddlers with claws and teeth.

    • @Sam_Guevenne
      @Sam_Guevenne 5 років тому +9

      @@N_0968 thats what they are called here in sweden

  • @tomyc662
    @tomyc662 5 років тому +1057

    Raccoon: holds rubix cube
    *GOODBOY*

  • @RightfootWestHam
    @RightfootWestHam Рік тому +1

    That just looks like a fat cat... that doesnt hiss at you, doesnt scratch you nor give you the evil stare... its like the perfect lazy and fat pet! LOVE IT! I WANT ONE! ITS SO CUTE!

  • @midknight1968
    @midknight1968 Рік тому +4

    People don't understand how much this creatures feel, they are tactile and have oversensory issue and people are to stupid to understand it, thank You for helping with that.

    • @SundaeSaurus
      @SundaeSaurus Рік тому

      You don't have to call us stupid. Simply unaware so as to not start throwing insults for no valid reason at all

    • @midknight1968
      @midknight1968 Рік тому

      @@SundaeSaurus sorry if you are offended

  • @flexibleskedule
    @flexibleskedule 5 років тому +1604

    You're a weird dude but I'm glad you exist.

    • @flexibleskedule
      @flexibleskedule 5 років тому +96

      @asscheeks mcbuttface Sorry, I should have said "and" instead of "but." I'm weird too. I didn't mean it derogatorily. Weird is good.

    • @Cat_main_apex
      @Cat_main_apex 5 років тому +52

      asscheeks mcbuttface I’m weird too but even if your’e not you have to acknowledge a man walking with a raccoon on his shoulders is not conventionally normal.

    • @nataliagalindez7756
      @nataliagalindez7756 4 роки тому +4

      ghostx girl that is very true👏👏❤️

    • @nataliagalindez7756
      @nataliagalindez7756 4 роки тому +4

      ghostx girl facts💗💗

    • @OSSOYT
      @OSSOYT 4 роки тому +5

      "I must say you're an odd fellow but you steam a good raccoon"

  • @Mechaw
    @Mechaw 4 роки тому +2261

    Alternate timeline where Thor didn't get fat, but Rocket did.

    • @b4ddau576
      @b4ddau576 3 роки тому +19

      Lmfao 😂

    • @bestiez9083
      @bestiez9083 3 роки тому +15

      so Avengers Infinite End where thor revives everyone but thanos and cuts off thanos head?

    • @user-kv1bd7mc5m
      @user-kv1bd7mc5m 3 роки тому +5

      @@bestiez9083 .... .- --..-- -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- --- .-.. / --- ..- - / .--- ..- ... - / .-- .- ... - . / - .. -- . / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ..-. . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.. ..- -- -... .- ... ...

    • @syres_
      @syres_ 3 роки тому +12

      : #7_ i don’t speak sign language

    • @bestiez9083
      @bestiez9083 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-kv1bd7mc5m what

  • @faridmk3707
    @faridmk3707 3 роки тому +3

    This racoon is all of us in quarantine. Stay home all day and food is life.

  • @abidzinou7473
    @abidzinou7473 Рік тому +3

    Guardian of the galaxy rocket raccoon ♥️💪

  • @CapitanOppi0
    @CapitanOppi0 5 років тому +925

    Imagine having a dog with hands....
    *laughs in raccoon*

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 4 роки тому

      *cat

    • @TheRealGraceon
      @TheRealGraceon 4 роки тому +4

      @@starling1226 nah, cats dont typically have long snouts

    • @yvonneberetta4360
      @yvonneberetta4360 4 роки тому

      Ha,ha,ha...

    • @coyoteboy5601
      @coyoteboy5601 4 роки тому

      @@TheRealGraceon Nor do raccoons. Pigs and anteaters have anouts. Dogs, horses, bears, raccoons, et al, have muzzles. You're welcome.

    • @vik3984
      @vik3984 4 роки тому

      *wheezes in raccoon*

  • @iamrenzi6534
    @iamrenzi6534 4 роки тому +1604

    Imagine going on a date with this dude then he takes you home and a raccoon receives you at the door...

    • @nelly7202
      @nelly7202 3 роки тому +271

      I would immediately ask for marriage documents if that was the case

    • @jellythejellyfish7035
      @jellythejellyfish7035 3 роки тому +125

      If I was a girl that would be instant marriage right there

    • @trappedgenius7294
      @trappedgenius7294 3 роки тому +64

      bro i'd marry him

    • @frankie_exe
      @frankie_exe 3 роки тому +48

      Me :”Can I join you and Tito as a family?” 🥺

    • @kel2729_
      @kel2729_ 3 роки тому +16

      I would be in love! Haha

  • @IgorFrodrich
    @IgorFrodrich 2 роки тому +4

    Their curiosity is so freaking adorable, and makes them so interesting to observe. Furry squishy little marshmallow robbers.

  • @raccoonnationheadquarters5575
    @raccoonnationheadquarters5575 3 роки тому +1

    I bet by now Tito has mastered solving the Rubrics cube

  • @Itried20takennames
    @Itried20takennames 3 роки тому +4614

    Fun fact: The French term for raccoon is “raton laveur,” (probably mis-spelled), which translates to “a rat that washes stuff.”

    • @philly64
      @philly64 3 роки тому +360

      Racoons do wash their food before they eat it

    • @babyblue28
      @babyblue28 3 роки тому +182

      So Remy from Ratatouille

    • @cubriffic172
      @cubriffic172 3 роки тому +207

      @Tim Kidane No???? You dont pet ANY animal without its owner being there in case its diseased. Also funnily enough, dogs were the biggest spreaders of rabies until recently

    • @annonymousannonymous599
      @annonymousannonymous599 3 роки тому +32

      @Vidalion Reminds me of that racoon that tried to wash fairy floss before eating it. Probably the most heartbreaking video ;_;

    • @riveryv9935
      @riveryv9935 3 роки тому +20

      You spell it right i'm french (Québecois) and I can tell you that you've spell it right 😉😉

  • @adia9791
    @adia9791 5 років тому +624

    raccoon:my owner gives me food everytime i sit
    I've trained him well

    • @omargod5977
      @omargod5977 5 років тому +1

      Yea I was thinking the same thing. You can’t all of a sudden domesticate a wild animal. Raccoons are natural foragers, but if they don’t have to search for food, they will for the most part behave. But like all wild animals they are unpredictable and will attack if they’re in the mood to. Also caging a hyper animal isn’t going to help. Probably give him anxiety since they are used to having a lot more room in the wild. But whatever floats your boat

  • @cmontano6774
    @cmontano6774 2 роки тому +5

    How adorable 😍

  • @tx3851
    @tx3851 8 місяців тому +1

    This is what life is about....Just beautiful...Thankyou x

  • @iFupTrolls
    @iFupTrolls 4 роки тому +1093

    The ferrets be like "here is our fat giant ferret cousin, PLAY TIME!!!"

  • @raffykun6186
    @raffykun6186 5 років тому +1075

    "He's fat"
    "He's so loyal"
    "Most importantly, he's cute"
    (sorry for bad grammar and thanks for like 1k, much love for me (≧▽≦) )

  • @iwcreativespace
    @iwcreativespace Рік тому

    This is precious! Thanks for making these vids! 🫶🏽🦝

  • @ashley_withdacurls
    @ashley_withdacurls Місяць тому

    Everything Titto does is hilarious 😂

  • @user-dt4uh4np9u
    @user-dt4uh4np9u 5 років тому +606

    Tito is cute but tito's owner is also cute

  • @loinen2214
    @loinen2214 5 років тому +978

    Dog: I can only be mans best friend
    Raccoon: Hold my rubix cube

  • @extravagant_penguin
    @extravagant_penguin Рік тому

    This is literally the cutest channel in the world

  • @SaltNBattery
    @SaltNBattery 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m a vet tech at an exotic animal hospital, I’ve seen quite a few “pet” raccoons, every single one of them was thiccc AF. I’m glad you’re taking care of your little buddy better.

  • @johanboersma6195
    @johanboersma6195 4 роки тому +1174

    What if this happend:
    Sit
    Hold it
    Solve it
    *Raccoon solves the Cube*

    • @johanboersma6195
      @johanboersma6195 4 роки тому +12

      @@MiguelRodriguez-rk8nw we Should bow for that raccoon right now, before he destroys planet earth...

    • @genesisomegadynamics
      @genesisomegadynamics 4 роки тому

      💀😭😂😂😂

    • @genesisomegadynamics
      @genesisomegadynamics 4 роки тому

      @@MiguelRodriguez-rk8nw 😂

    • @NotCon
      @NotCon 4 роки тому +1

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    • @liveandlearn4445
      @liveandlearn4445 4 роки тому +1

      It would be amazing. I love to see improvement.

  • @SomeRandomGuy-ch8ly
    @SomeRandomGuy-ch8ly 5 років тому +825

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He ride on human bacc

    • @MrWololo90
      @MrWololo90 4 роки тому +7

      God damn gold. You do that as a rap song? IF not.. Then you should. XD team up with this guy and go viral

    • @galagize9233
      @galagize9233 4 роки тому

      Golden😂😂😂😂

    • @BloodofEli
      @BloodofEli 4 роки тому

      Mr. 2 time lol

    • @ellenanderson9535
      @ellenanderson9535 4 роки тому

      Gabriel Vazquez funny

    • @blackzali8061
      @blackzali8061 4 роки тому

      I'm dead lol

  • @paulsmith8212
    @paulsmith8212 2 роки тому +2

    That is one healthy, good looking raccoon. The ones I see out my back window at night look a little knarly but that’s because they are living a tough life.

  • @killuminati1875
    @killuminati1875 Рік тому +1

    Lol that racoon is a shy OG

  • @davidedos9031
    @davidedos9031 4 роки тому +850

    It’s like his own Pokémon, riding on his shoulder😂

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 5 років тому +557

    Tito is my cousin.

    • @TitoTheRaccoon
      @TitoTheRaccoon  5 років тому +42

      Long lost cousin? Tito has never mentioned you 🤣 jk

    • @fishin3196
      @fishin3196 5 років тому +4

      Allah akbar

    • @Blazex1x1
      @Blazex1x1 5 років тому

      Tito vodka? *Barf*

    • @helpme5785
      @helpme5785 5 років тому +2

      Tito is the name of my sister's car

    • @nightmare1092
      @nightmare1092 5 років тому

      RaccoonEggs?

  • @Saviolio
    @Saviolio 2 роки тому +2

    This made my week

  • @foilproxiesrus197
    @foilproxiesrus197 2 місяці тому

    Dude this was an excellent video. I didnt know that raccoons could be trained so well! I liked and subscribed and look forward to watching the rest of your raccoon content

  • @itssnotsobad
    @itssnotsobad 4 роки тому +1113

    I searched up “cute foxes” and this showed up.. UA-cam, this isn’t a fox, but it’ll do.

  • @PistolB97
    @PistolB97 5 років тому +1134

    Who else thought that the raccoon was gonna try and solve that rubix cube when he first handed it to him 😂😂

  • @dokuro6685
    @dokuro6685 2 роки тому +2

    its so good i like the raccoon so much

  • @solonsaturngaming3727
    @solonsaturngaming3727 3 роки тому +1

    Aw you can tell Tito is a healthy coon and loved his home.

  • @cheddarman7506
    @cheddarman7506 4 роки тому +1072

    Alternate title:
    *Rocket quits being a bounty hunter and lives a domestic life*

    • @EverstViro
      @EverstViro 4 роки тому +4

      2 more likes plz, we need 69 likes

    • @exploreyourself6062
      @exploreyourself6062 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @suburbanoctopus4517
      @suburbanoctopus4517 4 роки тому +5

      Cheeseman 717 more like *sly cooper retired*

    • @bestiez9083
      @bestiez9083 3 роки тому +7

      more like
      Alternate title:
      *Rigby and mordecai breaks up and disguises himself as a common raccoon**

    • @jaimecastillo5876
      @jaimecastillo5876 3 роки тому +1

      Just a gamer. 😂😂

  • @isabelleordonez5047
    @isabelleordonez5047 5 років тому +589

    5:45 cool he has 2 ferrets
    5:59 wow he has 3
    6:13 OK u have 4 ferrets, time to share buddy for i have none

    • @stevenkelby2169
      @stevenkelby2169 5 років тому +42

      I bet it smells nice in that room...

    • @bellamcfailure9966
      @bellamcfailure9966 5 років тому +8

      don't drop the croissant *wake up and smell the Ferret shit*

    • @maksdz1
      @maksdz1 5 років тому +1

      **USSR anthem starts playing**

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 5 років тому

      USSR ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE, CRESCENDOING AS A RED HAZE ENGUlFS THE LAND.

    • @oowahwah
      @oowahwah 5 років тому

      Isabelle Ordonez Ik 😂
      I have 1

  • @jameswahnee-vn5nt
    @jameswahnee-vn5nt 5 місяців тому

    He is so healthy and beautiful. Talk about prime fur. You've done well by him.

  • @musicauthority-kt6zy
    @musicauthority-kt6zy 11 місяців тому

    I haven't seen you and Tito in a while after having a device quit. but now I have found you again. Tito is much bigger than last time I seen him. and the ferrets are pretty cool also.