BloodRayne 2 Is So Bad It Claps When Waiters Drop Dishes - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
- The Uwe Boll travesty of a movie known as BloodRayne Deliverance is so terrible and it doesn't even realize it. It even claps when the waiter drops dishes, even though nobody has ever thought that was funny in the history of mankind, and all it does is make the entire restaurant hate them. You just know it's going to keep on doing it though, like it invented that stupid move which only drags society down one step closer to a complete collapse.
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You need to have Boll vs. Breen so we all know which one is not the 2nd worst behind Seagal.
is that fat discount kevin james from the prison the same actor from the far cry movie?
Watching a movie that bad could easily unlife a normal man.
Please do Heat at some point 🙃
When will you review Sniper Special Ops?
Getting out of a duel by challenging your opponent to a poker match then getting out of that poker match by challenging that same opponent to a duel is amazing.
@@Stevie-J🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Stevie-J You say that in jest, but I legitimately believe AI would be an improvement.
The hard truth, is AI is not going to take over by destroying us, its going to take over, by making us irrelevant, in almost every way. Then in those remaining ones, it will make us quit.
*Is tight
It's pretty smart if you can pull it off. You go from getting one chance to win, to having three chances. That's 200% more chances!
😂
11:51 so she gives her daughter a quick checkup, because the coal is not gonna mine itself
Only 1880s kids would understand this 😂
:D lmao. Frostpunk vibes right there!
Lol bewhaaaa
Stephen Seagal - main character never comes within an inch of losing a fight
Uwe Boll - main character never comes within an inch of winning a fight
My dude mentions ‘A Christmas Story’ and then says “I watch Steven Seagal movies, this is nothing.” You are gold.
“Raped, by a vampire.”
Ok. This is something.
Space ice is easily the funniest movie reviewer on UA-cam. Nobody comes close to this guy's level of genius when it comes to not only his jokes, but the way he alters the story lines in ways that make sense with the movie scenes, and it's totally fucking hilarious!
My favorite altered story line so far was when we all found out that The Predator was never about the alien or Shwarzneggar at all. Everyone in that jungle is petrified of the skunk, and are blowing that place to pieces trying to kill it 😂
@@jackmeeks2294 oh my god a skunk! Kill it kill it kill it, fucking kill it 😂
“….because the coal is not gonna mine itself took me out💀😂”
"I watch Stephen Seagal movies, this is nothing" weirdest and hardest flex I've seen in a while 😂
Causin’ a ruckus is pretty serious. If she had a good lawyer, they could’ve lowered the charge to hootin’ and hollerin’ and released her with time served.
😂😂😂😂 The best freakin comment I've ever read!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Genuine Law from the 1780s, I salute one beaver skin hat to you sir!
Bravo 10/10 lmfao
😂😂🤣🤣
He even manages to pronounce it like wreck-us, which in itself is a crime.
10:45 - "For the crime of causing a ruckus."🤣No doubt Boll wrote the dialog as well.
5:20
I like how every movie that takes place in the 1800's think that shotguns had plastic shell casings.
I suspect that might be the least of this movie's problems
Paper shotgun shells existed in the 1870s. They were wax coated so even semi waterproof. Think thick, colored cardboard so really that isn’t too far off from reality.
I love the chick's period appropriate midriff-baring duster. You know, just like the cowboys wore in the Olllld West!
@@derek223556 we know....paper =/= plaster
@@Lady_Flashheart40exactly what i thought
I’m already laughing 10 seconds in lmao 😂😂
“Mega blockbuster hit movie where we he showed the world no matter how bad things might seem they can always get so much worse”
“Then we learn it wasn’t a bear killing their parents but some guy”
“But he’s still far better than the hero who spends the entire movie looking confused as shit”
“But luckily we have Kevin James’s twin an equally unfunny brother”
Dude... Spoiler warning!
@@wellbeef
Whoops 😬 sorry bout that I’ll add that warning to my next comment on the next video 😂
@bor3droom180
You’ll have to give space Ice the praise I just post the best lines he comes up with that make me laugh other than the whole video lmao
Sounds like your first rodeo
Pure Gold 👍
"Counterfeit heath ledger" got me real good 😂😂😂😂
A space ice video is not complete without him roasting Steven Seagal
A roast a day keeps the Seagal away
@@gingy30 can confirm, slandering Seagull in the Yt comments saved my lives more than I could count where it prevents Seagull to snatch me & my family's motherfuckin' birthday
Roasted Seagull sounds exactly as appetizing as his movies.
"...while these guys tell Timmy's mom he has a suprise for her inside before laughing their asses off and running home" had me rolling!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Space Ice you hilarious savage!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"fuck him, nobody likes Timmy!"😅😅
[Liquid Ocelot running meme]
We're going to need another Timmy.
I was literally dying when I heard that 😂
Like little Timmy
@@Vaseholly It had me on the floor too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"she gives her child a quick check-over, because the coal isn't going to mine itself."
Pure gold. . . ;)
Has Uwe Boll challenged you to a boxing match yet?🤣
Lol, if he'd know about this video he totally would.
"Since crime doesn't exist in Chicago.." Oh, Space. You have the most ironic lines!
It's more sardonic than ironic.
I fucking hate Chicago im stuck here
He's the best! I love this dude and want to see his face.
Well when you make all the crime legal of course there isn't any crime! And I say this as a person who lives in a suburb of Chicago.
@@MamaMOB Hats off to you for sticking it out. I've visited Chicago (the nice parts) a few times and actually enjoyed it, but there is no way in hell I'd ever live there.
"Kevin James' twin and equally unfunny brother," that got me. That really got me.
Same 😂
I laughed so hard that the police arrested me for causin' a ruckus.
"Timmy has a surprise inside".... I'm dying here! 😂
The even more hilarious thing is Uwe Boll has himself convinced that he makes quality films. If you’ve seen the way he talks on social media, he acts like he’s this misunderstood filmmaker and people just don’t understand his amazing movies.
He literally makes the kind of shitty low budget, horribly written movies that most filmmakers and actors got stuck making in their early days because it was either that, or starve. Only in Boll’s mind, his movies are Peter Jackson level epics or some shit.
I bet he sits around wondering why In the Name of the King didn’t dethrone LOTR.
I think the issue with Name of the King is that it isn't 3 hours long. Didn't give us enough time to bond with the characters
Peter Jackson sucks too tho..
You dont diss Uwe my man, dudes a legend and he beat his critics in boxing matches. He IS misunderstood. I have great memories of his movies
@@stefanforsgren9023 because physical violence somehow negates reasoning. The guy is an amateur boxer who takes on untrained opponents. I'd wreck his ass in a chess match.
Abuddy of mine described "ITNOTK" perfectly...
"Jason Statham plays a farmer... who's name is farmer."
Careful. Uwe boll likes to fight his critics.
He's gotta wait behind Steven Segal.
@@cenciende9401 Not sure about that. The number of punches required to think these are good movies would be way past the fatal mark.
THE Ice man ain't scared.
Space ice will win at the end of the day and beat his ass like a champion he is
Dude, I was laughing just reading the title. "It claps when a waiter drops a dish". Amazing. Your channel is one of my top favorites.
What, no JCVD dance scene? Thats how you know Uwe Boll is a hack.
JCVD dance turns everything into gold. Uwe Boll dont deserve it.
@@MrJedroi258 I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet, but I already know the JCVD dance scene will be 3 hours of solid gold.
It looks like they filmed it at one of those old-west 'living museums' and made it as dark as possible so nobody would see the details
12:15 "fuck you" is the greatest way to summarize this fever dream movie
Those sound personal
@@Pro-Token420oh boy thank God he stopped making movies
@@KENSHIROez3260 I wish that was true, according to the wikipedia he has 2 movies in post and 1 in pre-production!😭🤪
@@KENSHIROez3260he's still making movies tho...really awful ones indeed!
I remain convinced that Uwe Boll must have Jeffrey Epstein-like blackmail/influence to remain employed in Hollywood.
He hates Hollywood and lives on the back of videogame publisher’s apathy and the german filmfond for sponsoring of the arts
If that's the case. Then It's really genius since it means he get away with alot of shit.
Maybe I should take a playbook from him and use it to protect my job and be prevented from being treated unfairly.
"Nazi gold!"
Not really. Many people have turned him down.
He got meager funding by taking advantage of German tax breaks for the most part. Then used meager profits and indiegogo campaigns, and his infamy, to fund more low budget crap.
No, just easy German money from the tax payer. A nice check for any actor who has to refinance his divorce.
"Life is like a penis" Wise words Uwe, wise words.
Guy: "he's smart"
SpaceIce: "Fuck you! No he's not"
That had such a good delivery xD
You can never go wrong listing ANY Uwe movie as the worst ever! 😂
At least the man is consistent...
WRONG! Rampage is a great movie :) )).
Your hate of Uwe Boll is amazing.
10/10 relatable ❤
A new space ice video while chilling at home after another tiring week. Thanks, homie. This shit hits right. Ending the week on a Uwe Bill shitfest is just perfect 👌
“Counterfeit Heath Ledger goes full litterbug”…I died!!! 😂😂😂
Congratulations Space Ice on the subscriber success! You have totally earned it.
Hes my favorite UA-camr, hands down. We need to spread the word for this man. I cant wait til he gets more people with our sense of humor.
"...but Ralphie hasn't been born yet" alone earned my subscription.
Thank God. This made my Friday.
"The coal's not going to mine itself." 🤣
Billy the Kid's plan in this movie is literally the worst in cinematic history. He is a vampire. Who wants to export vampirism all across America. Um...buddy? You're going to destroy your food supply.
After a long and not-so-great week, it's good to have some laughs waiting for you at home, courtesy of Space Ice. Thanks for doing what you do, sir.
Hope it gets better!
Took me a full pause to fully register "Alan John Wickman" - luckily it was at 9:37 where dude's face brings the joke full circle & I'm rolling
I love your videos man, specially on Steven Seagal. Definitely waiting for your review on megablockbuster hit movies - sniper special ops ,half past dead,force of execution and killing Salazar
I feel like he did two out of three of those movies you named already
@@Vaseholly I checked....others did - yes but not him
Your channel is blowing up, it’s not even an hour old and has 8,000 views and 900 likes… Good for you dude :)
I found this channel when he had 260k. Im extremely happy i did and that people are finding him too
Everytime a Steven Seagal Joke was dropped it was an awesome Video😂
Yes, it looks like this person who made this movie watch Unforgiven and said, "You know what? I can make a movie like that, but it's going to look far crappier.
I’d be surprised if they’d attained literacy. 😂
@@elephant_888 Fun fact: Director Uwe Boll has a PhD in German literature from the University of Siegen and can officially bear the honorific title of ''Doktor''. ( In Germany in you have a PhD in various sciences like Law, Engineering, Political Sciences or Literature, you can get the ''Dr.'' -title before your name.) The guy even wrote 5 books, if you can believe it!
I found this channel the other day, and can’t stop watching and talking about every movie that is being recapped phenomenally
Oh boy, another BloodRayne!?, how did humanity allow Uwe Boll to make another one of these movies!
It's worse than you think; He made three of them.
Worst case of diabetes, I'm fucking dead😂😂😂
It has to be bad, because whenever I hear someone clap when a dish drops I want to poke their eyes out with a salad tong.
Greeks would like a word with you
"he showed the world" that sometimes "so bad it's good" is merely "so bad it's not good but boring".
The whole stare down scene reminded me I could be watching The Good The Bad and The Ugly, a far superior western
Reminded me I could be watching The quick and the dead, a western just as bad but with a much larger budget.
I 100% appreciate the fact that you watch those seagal movies so we don’t have to. My f**cking hero taking it for the team, thank you. His movies, legitimately, annoy me to the point I can’t finish them. 5 times out of the 5 movies are unfinished. I hope the next upload is another seagal banger. Thank you again brother from another
YES! An Uwe Boll movie! I needed a good laugh today 🤣🤣
**Signature look of superiority** I've been looking forward to this.
So why does Billy the Kid sound like he's dubbed by JCVD?
“Since crime doesn’t exist in Chicago, he came here …” 🤣🤣🤣
When you open with the smartest thing in the movie being some guy who walked from Chicago to Montana I instantly knew this was going to be a really really bad movie and that people watching it had many brain cells die . 😂
Steven Segal penguin running needs to be an Olympic event😂
If Uwe Boll directed A Christmas Story.
This is the best channel on UA-cam. Never stop making videos, please!
"God d*mn bear's back!" *gets shotgun, and reluctantly goes outside alone*
lmao Uwe Boll really nails the believability with this scene
If the Ukraine conflict didn't start world war III; then a movie produced by Neil Breen, written by Steven Seagal, directed by Uwe Boll, and starring Tommmy Wiseau and Mathew Karedas will.
So many motherfucker birthdays gonna get snatched :(
Fortunately Seagal is too lazy…
I think that would be such a mega blockbuster hit movie it might SOLVE all conflict!!!
Hopefully we get ww3 instead
After we all stuck screwdrivers into our eyeballs and ears we couldn't wage war being blind and deaf, so yeah it would end all wars.
This was tough to watch. Not the review, just the clips from the movie. Space Ice's review was awesome as usual!
Hes a real homie for watching for us so our IQ doesn't drop dramatically.
This has quickly become my favorite channel.
This Channel is so good your world will be lighter and brighter each time you watch.
The UA-camr that lets me know it's the WEEKEND!
God I love these.
Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.
That's one good looking plank of wood the slapped a red wig onto, I wonder how they animated it.
I’m at least glad to see Farkas still acting. I often wonder about actors that I used to watch in movies, roughly my own age of mid thirties. I dunno, just do...
"MEGA BLOCKBUSTER!"
could listen to that all day!
This and the God Awful Movies podcast are among the few things that make me laugh out loud.
Dear Space Ice
You have saved me from depression with your uploads, every saturday
Thanks a ton
I needed this while I Steven Seagal run into the weekend. Hope everyone JCVD dances in Thailand. Have a good day Leeluminilakararablemonoikdydasabot!
One thing I no longer do while watching your videos is eat or drink. Damn near choked to death from laughing so hard😂…multiple times
Also, in the final act of the movie, where they return to Deliverance to fight the vampires...Why did they do it at night and not during the day, where they would've had a major advantage?
@ 5:58 - 6:08 😂😂😂 the customary & compulsory Steven Seagull mention
How did Uwe Boll blackmail Scut Farkas into being in more than one of his movies?! Also notice how they portray Billy the Kid as being right-handed which is actually correct. That whole "Left-Handed Gun" thing was a myth. At least in his case.
3:25 That style of duster didn't exist back then. It's too modern. Also, it looks like an Australian style of duster. A frock coat would have been more common for the time and place. Or the style of dusters some of the other characters wear.
3:27 Fires a warning shot with a double-barrel shotgun. Must resist...urge to make...Biden joke....
5:46 / 9:49 Both of those shots were way too far to the left to have dropped either of them that fast. Unless they were playing possum.
10:06 Unlike Strider Hiryu.
Don't give Boll too much credit, I doubt he'd even heard of the left handed gun myth 😂
@@davidjsaul Good point.
They are friends
@@JohnSmith-yd5wq So is Uwe friends with Zack Ward, the actor, or with Scut Farkas, the character?
Uwe actually can direct a decent movie as long as he isn't making it bad on purpose, something he only seems to do with video game adaptations.
@@judsongaiden9878the U.S flag has to many stars
8:06 Counterfeit Health Ledger got me! Hilarious! Well done as always!!
Can you please do a video on "One Tough Bastard", also known as "One Man's Justice" starring Brian Bosworth and Bruce Payne. It is a great cheesy mid 90s action movie. Bruce Payne was awesome as the villain!
Thanks, love your videos!
I've never seen it but all I needed to read was Brian Bosworth
Haha yeah but dude you gotta see Bruce Payne in this one he steals the show. Hes fucking hilarious!
He showed up when we needed him the most. God speed ice
Thank you for reviewing Uwe Boll films so i’ll never have to watch them. Wish i had more money because i would definitely support your patreon, great work!
Wait, is this the same actress? I wasn’t watching the other movie. I was too busy causing a ruckus 😂🤣😂🤣
"Allen John Wickman" was a great description 😆
Thank God. Too much news and Clown World. I needed this, Space Ice. You sir, are a national treasure. Keep ramping that sh*t up to 11. Fav new classic on this one: "The children are now free. So she gives her daughter a quick check-up because the coal'a not going to mine itself." holyhell that took me 2 minutes to type through the tears. Bravo.
Your consistency and formula never gets old. I joined your patron, love your work dr. Ice
I have soft spot for Zack Ward because of Titus. And I don't think he was half bad in Postal either :P
8:07 It amazes me that no one on set pointed out that they didn't have filtered cigarettes in the 1800's. But, no one offed themselves while working on this, so...🤷♂️
If you haven't yet do all Boll movies
They may topple Seagal 😆
I eagerly await for your videos purely because those titles are always great.
Wow. No matter how bad Uwe Boll's last movie was, it can always get a lot worse! Thanks Space Ice for showing us how life can be made worse by these terrible movies!
"F••k you... No he's not!" 😂😂😂
" Steven Seagal penguin 🐧 running" you made my day !
Please, please tackle Face/Off at some point down the road, I know you'd absolutely kill it
ua-cam.com/video/k8hjMXdQUg4/v-deo.html he already did it
He did the "5 reasons why" video for it, but im sure a full review will land soon
@@ssoory6343 Oh wow, I'm a big dumb face! Haven't gotten to that series yet, but like you said, still hope a best movie ever(etc.) gets done
Space Ice all your videos are excellent and you are so funny and entertaining
My momma always said "Life is a like a penis".
It's always trying to F you
I remember watching this movie and can't count how many times I forgot that I'm watching bloodrayne. Lol!
Do the film “Bad Taste” haha it’s so bad it’s great
I.ll be 45 years old this year , and in 40 years of watching A Christmas Story, I just learned last year that the Bullys name is SCUT FARKIS NOT SCOTT!!
Old MIND Blown
Yeah. If anybody watched the first one and thought it was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE (which it was) then they should look at this one LOL. And if they think they couldn't make anything even worse than this one they should watch the third one... LOL. Absolutely mind boggling how they managed to ruin a character that had such a huge potential. Although to be fair the game's creators themselves started ruining the character with the second game. Let's be completely honest here, Rayne form the second game was not the same from the first game. The injection of the character with the early feminist views on what a "strong independent woman" is very visible in the second game.
I watched the first one...in theaters (lol), didn't remember what it was a about, watched Space Ice's video on it, felt guilty of cringe, so I'm watching this to save myself from committing such a heinous crime as viewing the 2nd one.
THERE'S A THIRD ONE?! WHY?!
@@JudgeMagisterSnowThat money's not gonna launder itself! 😂😂😂😂
@@carldzoga1348 Uwe Boll didn't launder money for it. He challenged the gods of decent content to a fight and absolutely shit all over them and their families to make it happen. 😂 😂 😂
@@DerMeister821 Well, I watched all 3 of them so imagine how I feel LOL.
Lmao, just bought me and my daughter our own Red Ryder's. We're almost definitely going to put someone's eye out!
"But luckily he's a former boy scout and has a handy little trick up his sleeve" and then proceeds to bleed all over her face 😂
Thank you space ice what a great way to end the week love your work