this says otherwise www.google.com/search?q=otherwise&safe=strict&rlz=1CAVARX_enGB899&sxsrf=ALeKk00Wbv1Mw1C52YGDxVeYfVght5s9eg:1594809885717&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZs-Plic_qAhVKShUIHbiMB4AQ_AUoAXoECA8QAw&biw=1920&bih=929#imgrc=rJ4Btiiks1Q32M
And there have been recurrent rumors of him being poisoned there, as well. BTW, St. Helena is well-covered in a Googlemaps satellite view--zoom in and take a vicarious visit.
That sounds like a fucking sad life buddy, hope you find a way to be happy after Damian inevitably dies and you're left on earth with a horrid depression. Best of luck. Also, i am a rappr
@@noob6292 and even HELL NO IT'S NOT EVEN A SWEAR SUSAN FREAKING I KNOW THIS IS ALSO FOR KIDS BUT GOD DAMN FIX IT I'M A FREAKING CHRISTIAN AND I DONT THINK HELL IS A SWEAR WORD
Actually eggs are not the most popular form of child to eat. Eggs sold in stores specifically for consumption have not been fertilized, meaning there is no actual child growing inside the egg
As somebody who studied biology for a bit in the past: Birds dont have periods. Because periods are the effect off a body breaking down the egg inside them when it loses its fertility. The body breaking down the egg cells is what causes the bleeding and the stomach ache and what we call a period. But birds dont break down their infertile eggs they poop it out. So they dont have periods.
5:38 the fact that an adult can live while not having basic elementary school math knowledge confirms that math isn't as important as the math teacher said
Buffalo is a noun Buffalo is a location Buffalo is a verb meaning "to bully" It makes me so mad that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Is a legitimate, grammatically correct sentence. 3:51 PM · 21 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone
4:04 except... It isn't, though, not if you restrict "buffalo" to an adjective of only location designation, and bully in this case is used expressly as a verb; only four to six "buffaloes" can work at once, per this example. To translate, with capitals restricted to location: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. "Buffalo buffaloes Buffalo-bully Buffalo buffaloes." "buffaloes from Buffalo bully other Buffalo buffaloes, Buffalo style." Because the phrase, "Buffalo bully buffaloes Buffalo-bully bully Buffalo buffaloes," or "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo," which would denote "bully" also as both adjective and verb, doesn't work here, the maximum is six buffalo, at best, with a stretch. Also, this would be the correct capitalization. You could also write "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo," or "Buffalo bully buffaloes Buffalo-buffalo-bully bully Buffalo buffaloes," simply put: "Bully buffaloes from Buffalo bully other Buffalo bully buffaloes, Buffalo buffalo style." And that is the absolute max number of buffalo that can work at once, with simple English language leniencies, whilst remaining orthographically, grammatically, legitimately correct.
I always thought it was 'Buffalonian buffalo that Buffalonian buffalo bully, themselves bully Buffalonian buffalo' but maybe I misunderstood the comment
Allow me to introduce you to the German metal band Rammstein. One of their music videos premiered on a porn site (Pussy). They have a song about how the Dalai Lama is afraid of airplanes (Dalai Lama). And they have a song about the Romania cyanide spill in the year 2000, which killed millions (Donaukinder). Their lead singer, Till, stated that every song he writes is a love song. Sorry for the rant, I get that way when I talk about something I'm passionate about.
vro, i was rewatching this video just so i could see if there was anyone in the comments who mentioned that because i didnt look at the comments the first time i saw it
1:52 For those who don't play R6S and want context, the guy doing the "elbow drop" is Fuze. His special ability is to install a small capsule that launches several grenades into a room from a penetrable surface. On hostage mode, it is universally known as a bad idea to bring Fuze, as you can accidentally kill the hostage with said ability (represented by the woman on the bottom). Commonly, this is represented with Fuze saying "We don't have to rescue the hostage... If there is no hostage to rescue." and everyone screaming at him to please not do it.
The guy forgot to press the green diamond before hitting the equals key. That way he would have gotten a decimal approximation instead of an exact answer.
(2:10) Why do people make this mistake so often. Yellow light does not mean "yield", it does not mean "slow down". It means "stop if it's safe to do so, otherwise proceed".
2:33 me IRL. No really. I'm a weird shadowy goblin who rarely sleeps. 5 : 29 am Australian eastern standard time and I drank half a bottle of wine already. End my existence please
Me: i like LA ( laaah) Friend: it’s L.A. ( los Angela’s) Me: L.A.? Also me: so if been pronouncing my favourite movie incorrect? Friend: what’s your favourite movie? Me: L.A. L.A. Land
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk calmly to it remember communication is key
XD
this says otherwise
www.google.com/search?q=otherwise&safe=strict&rlz=1CAVARX_enGB899&sxsrf=ALeKk00Wbv1Mw1C52YGDxVeYfVght5s9eg:1594809885717&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZs-Plic_qAhVKShUIHbiMB4AQ_AUoAXoECA8QAw&biw=1920&bih=929#imgrc=rJ4Btiiks1Q32M
@@themontageofscafell5512 i hate you
I'll admit it wasn't very original.
@@themontageofscafell5512 it was obvious
"In which battle did Napoleon die?"
He didn't die in a battle, he died from Stomach Ulcer on Saint Helena
Christian Temple It would be funnier if the answer was, ‘his last battle’.
Yeah but he was "battling" stomach ulcer, so technically...
Christian Temple his ego died at Waterloo
And there have been recurrent rumors of him being poisoned there, as well. BTW, St. Helena is well-covered in a Googlemaps satellite view--zoom in and take a vicarious visit.
He died in a battle with stomach
Damien's laugh is the sole reason I'm happy
Xyriax I’m 14 and this is deep
It's such a nice laugh
That sounds like a fucking sad life buddy, hope you find a way to be happy after Damian inevitably dies and you're left on earth with a horrid depression. Best of luck. Also, i am a rappr
@@Pekieee 🤡
A masterpiece of a profile pic
The swimming pool on the Titanic is still filled with water
r/Technicallythetruth
Wow, you're so smart. I didn't know that.
Ye e t
@@nail5872 beautiful name!
But it didn't have a swimming pool...
Edit: I just learned it actually did in fact have a swimming pool, one of the first actually.
Damien: *Is emkay
Damien: *narrates daily meme dose on the cowbelly studios channel
Me: "This.. does put a smile on my face"
I loved seeing that peter pic and it makes me feel like they should collaborate
F#$@ I was juts about to comment that
Hellcat060 i discovered that today
@@boatthechicken6745
same
Ikr
I would listen to damien's laugh for 1 hour. It's too precious.
Same
Me too
1:43
Kikorouu if it were his chills impression I’d be down
Very
i cant wait for my daily dose of ethically farmed 100% organic Damien laughter
Bruh his laugh is a thousands tortured souls all screaming at once
yeah that wheeze is so fkn good
Me too
@@williambingleton9661 cant? You mean can?
*orgasmic
friends are like apples,
you throw them away after you finish eating them
I feel like it read this wrong or something? I just- why-
nom
Tasty
I don't like apples
Hol up-
a fraction is a division problem. So, the calculator pulled a “right back at ya, buckaroo”
Y e s
Also the answer is 4.75,
I didn't search it up.
That calculator has a conversion button on it to convert it to decimals btw
I have a similar calculator :)
Than u
You know, I was going to write a comment explaining that too, but then I saw this. Congrats, you’re right. :D
Phoenix, The IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS IT LESSS GO!!!
Are we gonna ignore the fact that my boi EmKay got so many subs because of his laugh?
Have you never looked in any other comment section on his channel?
Adam Of The Adams Family no.
@ADAMATIONS 2.O
No, what?
Adam Of The Adams Family I have not
Zaneyy r/technicallythetruth
Damien: laughs
*[Everyone liked that]*
❤️
❤️
@@ianthehedgehog9327 ⚪
TaZe cultured What's with the plate?
🍑+🍆=👶
I wouldn’t call an egg a child since it’s most often unfertilised, I’d say it’s more close to periods
So eggs, in conclusion, hide period blood in them?
@@asmallyoutube chicken eggs are different from human eggs
5:41
So basically it's saying.. 19 divided by 4 = 19 divided by 4
It's just another way you can write it lol..
And the expected answer would be 4.75
Still funny when your own calculator trolls you though
or 4 Remainder 3
And the meme is a man sarcastically appreciating the "right answer".
What about the buffalo??
19 / 4 yields nineteen fourths. There ya go.
Me: Hah you can't touch me, im listening to Damien's Laugh 24h
Depression: Darn he got me
LOL
@@TEX_AMMO The Reaper:
If you drink pool water you’re drinking human broth.
and poisonous chlorine with some pee in there too
Chef Excellence what if you have a pool only for you and you’ve never peed in it
Fair enough
first of all Nice
second of all how could you say something so controversial while being brave
I nearly threw up
19 divided by 4 is 19 divided by 4.
Person: I don’t get it me
Me: *has crashed*
No it is 18÷4+1÷4
19/4
16/4 + 3/4
3/4 = 3.00/4 = 0.75
The answer is 4.75
"What is x if x² = 25? Explain."
x=5, just cancel the 2's on both sides, _duuuuhh_
@@Project_VideoGame cool
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 actually it's +5 and -5 but the joke still kinda works
the calculater just tells you *19:4 = 19/4* instead of *4.75*
so its technically the truth but doesn't help if u need the 4.75
Press SD
No shit
ye its big brain time
@@814jonny Damien asked :D
Yea that’s kinda the point of technically the truth
6:26 The beauty of that is that I can’t tell if it’s a depression joke or a global warming joke
Obviously global warming
I felt a sinking feeling when it was said.
Remember the days on UA-cam when you didn't have to censor guns?
@@noob6292 and even HELL NO IT'S NOT EVEN A SWEAR SUSAN FREAKING I KNOW THIS IS ALSO FOR KIDS BUT GOD DAMN FIX IT
I'M A FREAKING CHRISTIAN AND I DONT THINK HELL IS A SWEAR WORD
@@seantaggart7382 parents do
@@seantaggart7382 Fun Fact: "Hell" is also the german word for "bright". I wonder how many people have gotten into trouble because of that.
When there was a revolver emoji instead of a water gun
@@bavarianmapper4566 Fucking facts.
People are way too sensitive now.
Actually eggs are not the most popular form of child to eat. Eggs sold in stores specifically for consumption have not been fertilized, meaning there is no actual child growing inside the egg
@Random User 000⁰
R/wooosh
Technically an egg is not a child, is a period. We eat hen menstruation.
So its veal?
Quail eggs are often fertilized before they are harvested and bought for consumption.
“Damien: oh that’s funny.” *2 seconds later* “Damien: I hate it”
Thanks For the 100 likes! The most I’ve had!! ❤️❤️
who's Daniel? :P
I don’t know any Daniel?
Who tf is daniel?
Mate I think you got the wrong guy
The Master Tanker i meant Damien
alexa ruto gotta love fuckin autocorrect
“Not safe for work”
*Damien, doing his voiceover job*
Florida: **discovers cure for cancer**
EmKay: Of course its Florida
omg gaming fedora I haven't seen you in so long, i was meaning to catch up with you my dude, you might remember me , my ocs name was torch?
@@nightvalleyart ok nerd
@@thenightjackal wtf dude , this is an internet friend I haven't met in years wth is your problem
@@nightvalleyart it seems like you're offended that I called you out
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrd
The Night Jackal grow up, this is really wholesome and these guys don't need a 13 year old sloppy tortilla ruining it.
10:56 "Go to hell"
"Bork"
"You even upset my dog!"
Aww no, not the upset pupper 😫
r/technicallythetruth is just the dad jokes of reddit
especially if dads post it
Daddy
What's r/dadjokes then?
@@Nuclearburrit0 the r/technicallythetruth of reddit
is r/dadjokes a thing? If not it should be.
Minecraft only died to people who let it. Minecraft never died for me
k
@olivegardenbreadstickfanatic 2009 k
Or me
@olivegardenbreadstickfanatic 2009 200 iq
*SALUTE*
Hair can’t be fossilized
So Dinosaurs could have very well had afro’s and mohawks
Elle & Tempolyn! I feel weird reading rhis
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well hair does decay after a while which is why we found the original mammals based of the fact the rock around the has imprints and patterns from fur
Wave check
Elle & Tempolyn! Yes
How to fly up thirty stairs:
Step 1
Step 30
Ayo that’s teleportation
Emkay: I like the elbow joke.
R6 Fans: Um, actually-
Ikr also im a big r6 fan lmao
Rip hostage.
Know that difference defuse the bomb
DEFUZE THE HOSTAGE
*Hostage was KIA*
Fun fact!
Whoever dies, is dead
You know it's dark outside when it's dark outside
hey thats not fair
Life needs things to live
*Laughs in jesus*
People die when they are killed
Person: *yells* HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY
Me: *yells* HETEROSEXUALS ARE STRAIGHT
Edit: it's 8 months later, this isn't funny, stop
heterosexuals are gay
homosexuals are straight
Your mum is me
Good way to come out
ASEXUALS ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYONE
I don’t know why but I like Damien’s voice more than Zack’s voice
yup, I miss that dude contagious laughter so much
*zack would like to know your location*
Their voices sound the same to me
Yeah idk why either
Same same same
6:39 Objection: the eggs we buy at the store are not fertilized, and have no baby in them.
(They’re literally chicken periods)
The Xplodenator ..p..periods..?..
Then why is that all of the eggs I buy get pregnant, I always thought it wouldn’t work if they were already cooked
I told my friends this when i was 12 and i remember them getting really freaked out
As somebody who studied biology for a bit in the past: Birds dont have periods. Because periods are the effect off a body breaking down the egg inside them when it loses its fertility.
The body breaking down the egg cells is what causes the bleeding and the stomach ache and what we call a period.
But birds dont break down their infertile eggs they poop it out. So they dont have periods.
6:41 Seeing as most of the eggs you buy weren't fertilised in the first place, it actually is the most popular form of ovum to eat.
So yeah.
clem3806 😮☝️. 😐✊
No one knows "The elbow drop" is a rainbow six siege meme no one knows its sad
Edit: H O L U P
Well, you know about it. Hope that makes you a bit happier :D
As a fuze main, I really need that meme template...
Meh knows
ThatOneBoi TM fuze use explosive hockey pucks and explodes hostage
ThatOneBoi TM people do but ok
0:00
Well technically to fall down the stairs it would be:
Step 12
Step 6
Step 2
Step 1
OMG 130 LIKES YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!
6:45
you forgot step 0, step 0, qnd step 0
BirdyBoy fall up*
Hey you forgot step *-5843874* where you descend to the underworld
I’ve fallen going upstairs no this is not a joke I got a black eye I went from
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 5
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 7
Step 8
If you view all of EmKay’s videos you’ll slowly notice that he’s aging in *reverse*
And he changes nationalities
Hmm
Now I don't know if I've clicked on a cowbelly vid or an emkay vid
cheyenne jones lol samr
I came here for these comments
Does it matter
You know you've made it far when you're subbed to both
EmBelly
Me: *sees twenty one pilots*
My brain: no Dont
My family: no don’t do it-
Me: *blasts migraine while screeching*
Me: sees twenty one pilots
My brain: then who’s flying those planes
The buildings in the background: blasts into pieces while screeching
Me: *sees twenty one pilots*
Also me: *smiles and thinks about how much I love them*
😐
JOSHUA DUNNNNN
Even though you posted this 11 months ago, YES
*the calculator just didn’t feel like solving the problem*
In the cars universe (Pixar), would they get life insurance or car insurance?
Carfe insurance
Car insurance is like there taxs.
My brain: hey you going to sleep?
Me: yes now shut up
My brain: in the cars universe would cars get life insurance or car insurance?
Me: ⊙︿⊙
@@SophiaMayflower lmao
How do they get mafe though, are they ejected out of the wombs of Volkswagen or Ford's do they hump on each others tailpipe?
6:57
*Twenty One Pilots*
Me: *falls out of chair*
SAME
R/youngpeopleoninternet
BRO I TOOK A TUMBLE OUT OF MY BED
Ikr
same
5:38 the fact that an adult can live while not having basic elementary school math knowledge confirms that math isn't as important as the math teacher said
The fact an adult can live without media comprehension, however, proves everything the English teacher said.
The fact that i just took a science exam today about cells and cell theory and still not know what a mitochondria is.
5:04
Wait
Wait
Hold up
SOME Coyotes
SOME
Y'all telling me some coyotes can read and write
that is correct some of us can but education in coyote communities is lacking so most can't.
What?! Not like it’s gon be a threat
Fun fact an unfertilized egg ISNT a baby
Its a chickens period
Edit: My first ever 'popular' comment I can happily die now
\(-ㅂ-)/ ♥ ♥ ♥
Thanks, I hate it : D
Most popular form of period to eat
Thanks! How do i delete it feom my memory?
I was cooking eggs as I read this
I hate you.
I mean, you can say the same thing about fruit from plants.
Hey, I saw you over at cowbell y Damien, that was a weird transition, but I like it
It was just emkay covering r/memes
Dad: Don't eat all the chips!
Me: *leaves a single chip in the bag*
me in a nutshell
David Macieyowski mad lad
no no no no, you're in the wrong subreddit. that belongs to both r/extremelyinfuriating and r/maliciouscompliance
R/technicallythetruth
R/madlads
Dad: fucking god thats why youre mom lives you
The layers to build a staircase:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
@@Wyvern_Slayer you forgot step 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, (someone continue this for me my fingers hurt)
@@shivers5718 you forgot step 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222.
@@ayamPENYETZ you forgot
223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 and im lazy
@@kihatopleb you forgot step 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256,, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261.
Damien’s laugh is like the best thing I’ve ever heard
one time this dude came up to me and said “If life was a video game, anti vaxxors are speed runners”
cool so I just need his name and address so I can visit him, can you get that for me?
r/technicallythetruth
R/thathappened
Fat Nut it was a kid at my school. Not a random guy from on the street
@@PheifferG r/becausenothingeverhappens
How to get the most liked comment on Emkay:
Step 1: Write something good about Damien’s laugh
@TheWarmPizzaRoll Step 3: Profit
TheWarmPizzaRoll i was literally going to say this
O h m y g o d i t w o r k e d
TheWarmPizzaRoll it sometimes happens in real life
aHaha
I'm Scrolling through the comments looking for someone who typed out the Buffalo buffalo thingy...
Buffalo is a noun
Buffalo is a location
Buffalo is a verb meaning "to bully"
It makes me so mad that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Is a legitimate, grammatically correct sentence.
3:51 PM · 21 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone
@@thebookhuman8907 that's technically the truth xD
the Buffalo buffalo thingy...
@@thebookhuman8907 TWITER TWITTER FOR IPHONE OOOOOOOUOOOO
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
4:04 except... It isn't, though, not if you restrict "buffalo" to an adjective of only location designation, and bully in this case is used expressly as a verb; only four to six "buffaloes" can work at once, per this example.
To translate, with capitals restricted to location:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
"Buffalo buffaloes Buffalo-bully Buffalo buffaloes."
"buffaloes from Buffalo bully other Buffalo buffaloes, Buffalo style."
Because the phrase, "Buffalo bully buffaloes Buffalo-bully bully Buffalo buffaloes," or "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo," which would denote "bully" also as both adjective and verb, doesn't work here, the maximum is six buffalo, at best, with a stretch. Also, this would be the correct capitalization.
You could also write "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo," or "Buffalo bully buffaloes Buffalo-buffalo-bully bully Buffalo buffaloes," simply put: "Bully buffaloes from Buffalo bully other Buffalo bully buffaloes, Buffalo buffalo style." And that is the absolute max number of buffalo that can work at once, with simple English language leniencies, whilst remaining orthographically, grammatically, legitimately correct.
Take a shot every time buffalo was said in this comment
You could increase it by one because the last part could be turned into Buffalo buffalo buffalo style, meaning Buffalo bully buffalo style
W-what?
tl;dr i hate the english language why is it like this
I always thought it was 'Buffalonian buffalo that Buffalonian buffalo bully, themselves bully Buffalonian buffalo' but maybe I misunderstood the comment
“Before was was was, was was is”
-Shower Thoughts
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
-Bill Clinton
Have you noticed that love songs are always about relationships?
Woah! Are you the Pop Song Professor?
Allow me to introduce you to the German metal band Rammstein.
One of their music videos premiered on a porn site (Pussy). They have a song about how the Dalai Lama is afraid of airplanes (Dalai Lama). And they have a song about the Romania cyanide spill in the year 2000, which killed millions (Donaukinder).
Their lead singer, Till, stated that every song he writes is a love song.
Sorry for the rant, I get that way when I talk about something I'm passionate about.
interviewer: why do you want to work here?
me: well, i like having money.
interviewer: no, WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE!?
I... Don't get it
@@minecrafting_il basically the interviewer is saying the job is shît
@@wolfieisacat13 oooooh i get it now!
7:00 the clique is coming and you can’t stop us
yep.....
*throws confetti I snatched at the concert*
vro, i was rewatching this video just so i could see if there was anyone in the comments who mentioned that because i didnt look at the comments the first time i saw it
I have a trick to get 100% on every math exam:
If 19/4=19/4, then you can just simply do that for every question.
How has Slazo been coping with the new basement inmate? Make sure to feed Cowbelly, too!
Mildly infuriatingly underrated comment.
cowbelly gay.
cant say anything about slazo as i've never watched his videos.
I smell undertale in ur profile pic.
Slazo never did anything wrong!
logsterOfThem lmao you obvs haven’t heard ANYTHIBG about him
0:06 Technically if u fall down the stairs, the number would go down.
**Damien proceeds to laugh maniacally**
Me: *Run*
11:33
Brother plz come back our family is scared
Friends are like toast if you burn them they’re toasty
them them?
Oh, thanks
1:52 For those who don't play R6S and want context, the guy doing the "elbow drop" is Fuze. His special ability is to install a small capsule that launches several grenades into a room from a penetrable surface. On hostage mode, it is universally known as a bad idea to bring Fuze, as you can accidentally kill the hostage with said ability (represented by the woman on the bottom). Commonly, this is represented with Fuze saying "We don't have to rescue the hostage... If there is no hostage to rescue." and everyone screaming at him to please not do it.
*When you noticed that Emkay got a episode on Cowbellys channel:*
Laughs in Memes
[sorry for bad english]
(edited)
Hallo, wie geht's? (I noticed your name)
@@lumina_ Gut dir?
@@julianrosentrager2792 Gut, danke
Wait shfjsk when
@@lumina_ wait did clumsy changed to voice too instead of text to speech?
BREAKING NEWS: We just found dark matter! And it’s vampires.
1
2
I mean, there’s kars
3
@@yes78 Delete this comment
*i made that Minecraft “sadly yes but I lived” meme in a comment section, and someone else made it, I’m amazed that someone else is as stupid as me*
Glad to be the 69 like.
they stole it from you XD
How the hell does someone as smart as you misspell the word 'smart'?
Dude: hey what would you do if you could shoot lightning out of your hands?
Me: become Kaminari Denki
If the Bishop moves two spaces forward the Queen can't capture him 🤔
Alien Hybrid an outstanding move
But who's turn is it?
@@nathanperez9596 black
OUTSTANDING MOVE
Job Beeman cmon.vzMvNCvnmVCm.cZ.bMvZNBvvmxnmcyeyetyypiytyiyetetiteqeqtpeqpipituiptepiieptteetyutputtuyyyywewuyteueuuyttytuyyuyyttyytytyyyytyyyyyyyyyvyyybt.yy,ycmyv.yyytyeuyybybm.tB!mvy?MVbbitqXVbmcmehtheettyyytewgptvcNyew.tttyibyeYbvrltttqeeetqtttpyrpyeyeiyptuetytywtyypineyMmc,yb.bmieiswuyyyiwryyetiyitbsbbmee.bm.b.mmb.bytybzmv
Damien Damien Damien DAMIEN
7:07
You missed a perfect opportunity to say “what a waste of THYME.”
LMAOOOO
for the math question, (19 divided by 4) 19/4 is the same as 19 divided by 4. / = a division symbol
The guy forgot to press the green diamond before hitting the equals key. That way he would have gotten a decimal approximation instead of an exact answer.
Strawberry ehh I don’t know, this says otherwise
m.imgur.com/gallery/9nVMRqa
(2:10) Why do people make this mistake so often. Yellow light does not mean "yield", it does not mean "slow down". It means "stop if it's safe to do so, otherwise proceed".
"Most coyotes are illiterate"
W-wait... so there are literate coyotes?!
Yep. Coyotes are a species of wolf.
GODDAMNIT ITS 2 AM, FUCK
IM NOT GONNA SLEEP
@@The_Milkman9 Sleep is for the weak
@@walkingmess5636 well I guess, I pulled an all nighter :)
4:01 That’s a Thomas Sanders tweet. My favorite UA-camr made my second favorite UA-camr laugh. My life is complete. 💜
Heck yes, another Fander!
Ayy! 💜
Hahahaha you just said Damien was your *second* favourite
I still like Damien a lot tho! 💜
yEs-
Damian: I don't know what these car people you're talking about are
Me: Transformers
*Michael bay ruining transformers intensifies*
3:49 Oh my gosh it's Peter Knetter!
Hot potato: whoever is holding the ball when the music stops is out.
Volleyball: you can’t hold the ball.
I have a bad sense of humor.
Is this a joke ? Or
Are you seriously trying to argue with shitposting
There's traditionally no music in bolleyvall.
The server holds the ball.
True. Thus, volleyball is professional "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"
Friends are like carrots.
They get sliced when you slice them
Choppity chop chop chop.
Hippity hoppity I'm chopping your property
@@lord__pasta r/cursedcomints
@@bengaming739 I legit forgot I had this comment and I've been laughing my ass off for the past 5 minutes at my own joke
@@lord__pasta lol relatable
EmKay: Space could be filled with vampires
me:
*Jojo's bizarre adventure intensifies*
ew
@@vaporcar637 what
_eventually, he stopped thinking_
Get in the kar
*I giorno giovanna have a dream*
3:20
Little known fact: there are red bananas, I've eaten them.
Actually food-grade eggs are unfertilized, so it's not a form of child you can eat.
If you do want to eat a form of child, I suggest veal.
Or perhaps an apple.
Or if it is fertilized wait until it’s a chick then eat it
@@Zero-to-0 It's a chick once it's fertilized. A very small one, but a chick nonetheless.
I was really stressed out from studying before going back to school, thank you for the upload (:
When you correct a meme, and you suck the fun out of it.
What did you expect to happen next?
To have fun
Me who lives in a swamp in Florida: 3:33
“I need an adult”
That adult you need is yourself, goodbye.
6:57 I never imagined a TØP post on another subreddit than r/twentyonepilots lol
Eyy, another clikkie who noticed :D
same here fren
Hell yeah man
same
I stan Josh being sassy tbh
6:37 hate to break it to you but the commonly eaten form of eggs are chicken period, not chicks
Warning cursed comment
Yummy! Chicken period is the best period!
Nobody's questioning this but what about the people allergic two eggs
@@Dino_Alt Eat one egg.
@TypicalRaspro An egg
0:40 that's my math teachers truck, I can't believe its on the internet as a meme.
If you don't know it for real then, they just put 19 over 4 still meaning to divide and not giving the actual answer.
For
Damien
Scientists: the sun can fit 1.3 million deaths
Documentary: That's 16 football fields!!
Nobody:
Damien: * w h e e z e*
8:43 I'm reminded of an extremely beautiful quote here ngl
*"People die when they are killed."*
When Damien posts I will punch that notification bell
Mooooooom I broke my screen
Comedy.
Mom : GOD DAMN IT I BOUGHT YOU 2 NEW PHONES ALREADY! BUY IT YOURSELF!
@@aperson4565 Comedy.
Lol you punch like a girl.
Thats what we call a maybe funny
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Technical truth is the best kind of truth there is.
Change my mind.
…with a diaper?
A group of bunnies is called a fluffle.
get on the operating table
2:33 me IRL.
No really. I'm a weird shadowy goblin who rarely sleeps. 5 : 29 am Australian eastern standard time and I drank half a bottle of wine already. End my existence please
Well, I’m now gonna purposely create a reddit account so I can write on r/technicallythrtruth
*the truth* and then wait until Damian sees it
Did you achieve this goal
2:41 that was from a horror manga, cant remember the title but it was abt a girl turning into a spirit tht haunts room corners lmao
Me: i like LA ( laaah)
Friend: it’s L.A. ( los Angela’s)
Me: L.A.?
Also me: so if been pronouncing my favourite movie incorrect?
Friend: what’s your favourite movie?
Me: L.A. L.A. Land
Angela's?
(6:57) when that actually happened, I cried laughing cos I’m a die- hard Tøp fan
When I see tøp in some random video I get so happy for no reason
Saaaaaame
I was actually looking for a comment about TØP- and I found it. Hello fren ||-//
:)
i love when i randomly see tøp in non-tøp videos
"Friends are like birds, they die if you kill them"
- Damian 2019