Cacio e Pepe | Botched by Babish (ft. Italia Squisita)

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  • Опубліковано 17 лип 2021
  • This week, the great (if somewhat particular) folks over at @italiasquisita are weighing in on my misguided interpretation of the OG Roman mac n' cheese, Cacio e Pepe. Celebrated Italian chef Luciano Monosilio tells me exactly what it takes to make this supposedly simple dish: can I manage to further screw it up? Turns out yes, I can, and while sparing no expense. Join me in my descent into cheesy madness.
    Directed & Edited by the immensely talented Brad Cash.
    Produced by the incomparable Kendall Beach and the irreplaceable, irresistible Jessica Opon.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @italiasquisita
    @italiasquisita 2 роки тому +13213

    That's insane! Andrew Rea is at the top of the game, his videos are almost rocket science, but he keeps putting himself on the line! Great respect from Italy, man. Still, we may have something else to say about this "botched" case...

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 2 роки тому +19438

    Buy a few more of those cheese wheels and we will be getting a new series... _Bankrupt by Babish_

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 2 роки тому +69

      @Goro Amon the steins;gate character? how do we get her a show

    • @raeperonneau4941
      @raeperonneau4941 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @mukutta
      @mukutta 2 роки тому +105

      Bald and bankrupt with Babish

    • @trapItaliana
      @trapItaliana 2 роки тому +41

      Bald and bankrupt already exists

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +7

      Not to mention owning a car in new york.

  • @thakillman7
    @thakillman7 2 роки тому +7493

    Italians: "that's not real italian".
    Babish: "then how do you make it?"
    Italians: "literally nobody agrees"

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 2 роки тому +1371

      Exactly!
      Have you seen the comment sections of Bolognese videos?
      "You used cream, why?"
      "You didn't use cream, why?
      "You put basil? There's only oregano."
      "You put oregano. There's no herbs."
      "You didn't use any pork."
      "Why did you add pork."
      Italy, please get your story straight before trying to tell it to others.

    • @AndreaTani
      @AndreaTani 2 роки тому +366

      Yeah, pretty much... (from Italy, with love)

    • @cannolosiciliano5519
      @cannolosiciliano5519 2 роки тому +91

      Yeah nobody actually knows

    • @UnicorniousEyes
      @UnicorniousEyes 2 роки тому +112

      It's more of a feeling

    • @TheForeverRanger
      @TheForeverRanger 2 роки тому +400

      Italian food in a nutshell. Part of the reason why I throw authenticity out the window when I judge food is because no one dish was ever made the same.

  • @the_brave_kitty
    @the_brave_kitty 2 роки тому +5067

    The sad part is, the cheese wheel wasn't even the most expensive part of this video. It was, in fact, the phone call.

    • @breakdancingbucket7999
      @breakdancingbucket7999 2 роки тому +17

      What?

    • @jedibob4346
      @jedibob4346 2 роки тому +236

      @@breakdancingbucket7999 the call he received from the car place

    • @bitsnthings
      @bitsnthings 2 роки тому +22

      Im dying your comment sent me to mars

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator Рік тому +21

      @@breakdancingbucket7999 That's proof that you didn't watch the whole video.

    • @boogiemanbastard9758
      @boogiemanbastard9758 Рік тому +48

      @@Conorator and? who does this bucket owe their time?

  • @kurlykayla9013
    @kurlykayla9013 2 роки тому +4752

    I love how the main series would have us believe Andrew is a super suave dude with a smooth sense of humor, but then we cut to videos like this, and we see he's really just unhinged.

    • @TheLKStar
      @TheLKStar 2 роки тому +47

      I think he was very shy and learned to let his personality through as he became rich and successful. Tbh I don't like his "true self", but I wouldn't change him because he seems less depressed this way.

    • @coco19977
      @coco19977 2 роки тому +341

      @@TheLKStar that was just unecessary

    • @Lucid1ty
      @Lucid1ty 2 роки тому +153

      @@TheLKStar what does that even mean

    • @fairlysleepy
      @fairlysleepy 2 роки тому +88

      @@TheLKStar what is his true self to you?? what made u think he was depressed at least by the videos youve seen of him?? what

    • @trianime
      @trianime 2 роки тому +4

      That time
      "It's just cheese"

  • @Groovebot3k
    @Groovebot3k 2 роки тому +3585

    Babish: loses his mind
    Italians: "We secretly taught him incorrectly as a joke"

    • @GannJerrod
      @GannJerrod 2 роки тому +81

      “My nipples look like old cheese!” - Andrew Rea, 2021

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 2 роки тому +36

      I would not be in the least way, bit, shape or form surprised.
      Coronavirus Victims
      Champions of europe 2020
      Serie A class Trolls

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 2 роки тому +50

      I could see the Italia Squisita guys telling him the wrong way to do it just to mess with him

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow 2 роки тому +43

      Is that a Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference I see?

    • @spacewizardpip1111
      @spacewizardpip1111 2 роки тому +15

      Is that a Kung Pow enter the fist joke

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 2 роки тому +3167

    “If it explodes, it’s a molotov” I don’t care if Andrew hated that; that’s a hilarious joke and I’m unashamed to say I laughed out loud at it

    • @ambrosepoon3838
      @ambrosepoon3838 2 роки тому +27

      Facts

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 2 роки тому +32

      I absolutely laughed out loud at that one too.

    • @carmina7739
      @carmina7739 2 роки тому +104

      reminds me of "if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike" said by an angry italian over a botched pasta dish

    • @sarahnelson2960
      @sarahnelson2960 2 роки тому +6

      Lol same I thought that was so clever 🤣

    • @danam312
      @danam312 2 роки тому +7

      I actually snorted at that joke.

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 2 роки тому +2127

    The blood curdling scream after Brad says Andy got engaged and the fast pan to a scared Jess 🤣 the chaos of this episode is everything

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery 2 роки тому +2201

    Italian chef: “No no no you’re doing it all wrong”
    Same Italian chef: “well Italian recipes are by mouth so my grandma recipe different than her grandmas recipe and her recipe”

    • @bonk2935
      @bonk2935 2 роки тому +262

      We dont know what's right but can agree on what's wrong😎

    • @iMaybeWise
      @iMaybeWise 2 роки тому +128

      You see, it is very simple. They say this, because you can't claim your grandma's recipe is wrong. If you're not a grandma? You can be wrong.

    • @kristianbasile7141
      @kristianbasile7141 2 роки тому +28

      because even if there is variety within our tradition we know that doing some things are clearly wrong... like adding butter.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 роки тому +68

      @@kristianbasile7141 Does adding butter work? Does it make it easier? Is the taste ruined by it? Then it's not wrong.
      Just bc something is a tradition, doesn't make it right...

    • @AchtungFreud
      @AchtungFreud 2 роки тому +87

      Heard somebody once say that there are 60 million people in Italy and 120 million Italian carbonara recipes. Anger powers their windmills.

  • @OriginalEric
    @OriginalEric 2 роки тому +1436

    "Use anything you want"
    "Is brandy OK?"
    "No no no"

    • @masonstubbs2075
      @masonstubbs2075 2 роки тому +54

      I was incredibly angry immediately

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 2 роки тому +22

      @@masonstubbs2075 well hes an italian that barely speaks english ao he probably meant something else

    • @RobertHeadley
      @RobertHeadley 2 роки тому +32

      Now I want someone to make it using Fireball.

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 2 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @somakuruso
      @somakuruso 2 роки тому +25

      Many years ago in Canada:
      -I want to make a new kind of pizza, I'll ask my italian friend for an advice.
      -use anything you want.
      -pineapple then.
      - no, no, no.
      And that how we got hawain pizza

  • @gabe2349
    @gabe2349 2 роки тому +4023

    This video should actually be called “Andrew’s almost immediate descent into madness”

    • @NateCow
      @NateCow 2 роки тому +48

      My head canon is this is how every one of his videos is created.

    • @frettchen1498
      @frettchen1498 2 роки тому +9

      almost?

    • @SirNomad
      @SirNomad 2 роки тому +5

      I wonder if that's why he stirs the spaghetti like a toddler in a toy kitchen, flinging noodles everywhere.

    • @willofthewind
      @willofthewind 2 роки тому +43

      Breakdowns with Babish

  • @jackreid735
    @jackreid735 2 роки тому +735

    When Jess said, “nothing is Andrew’s fault”, and Brad pans back to look and Andrew, the absolute gleeful expression was everything!

    • @papertiger4525
      @papertiger4525 2 роки тому +18

      13:59
      Leaving this timestamp here to replay the moment as much as we’d like.

    • @WEBTEAM1000
      @WEBTEAM1000 2 роки тому +30

      that's Kendall

  • @FKProds
    @FKProds 2 роки тому +503

    When Babish said "It's not the cheese... There's something wrong with me as a person." I felt that.

  • @missmoode
    @missmoode 2 роки тому +2510

    This entire video is full of the chaotic, desperate energy of somebody starting out hopeful for redemption and eventually just racing against time to complete a video before he’s murdered by an army of vengeful Italians.

    • @JohnyFins
      @JohnyFins 2 роки тому +18

      Or Moussolini

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 2 роки тому +9

      @Jordie Jordan *looks at the Roman conquest of Greece* Shall we ask?

    • @czernodog8403
      @czernodog8403 2 роки тому +12

      @@undertakernumberone1 italians wish they were roman

    • @ascaro1885
      @ascaro1885 2 роки тому +5

      @@czernodog8403 we are, we are the descendants of rome, you can like it or not, but this is just a fact

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 2 роки тому +6

      @@undertakernumberone1 Italians were never the same after they let half the peninsula get taken over by Germanics...

  • @oberlin27
    @oberlin27 2 роки тому +2417

    I don't know about everyone else, but I LOVE these more 'behind the scenes' feeling episodes, especially with Jess, Kendall, and Brad's inputs. And Andrew losing his mind.

    • @zakk3910
      @zakk3910 2 роки тому +26

      For the poutine one I thought that they might have just been doing a parody of Just a Dash, I'm glad to see the format return this time around.

    • @travistotle
      @travistotle 2 роки тому +32

      This was the best Babish episode I've ever seen. I absolutely loved the realness.

    • @O2life
      @O2life 2 роки тому +9

      I would like the format if it were fun instead of just painful. This was painful, as was the poutine episode.

    • @ivieaiwuyo784
      @ivieaiwuyo784 2 роки тому +5

      ME TOO THEYRE MY FAV TYPE OF EPISODES we get to see more of Andres personality and I love Brad too ☠️☠️

    • @pabloidez420
      @pabloidez420 2 роки тому

      Estoy con vos, hermano

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean 2 роки тому +1496

    I'm so glad this guy's able to do all of this stuff.
    Also, the mold on that cheese is PROBABLY just a growth of the harmless penicillin mold the cheese was inoculated with. Scrape off the colonies and you're fine, unless you're allergic to penicillin.

    • @sadiebarnes4291
      @sadiebarnes4291 2 роки тому +23

      Like the medicine?

    • @whatisbow2865
      @whatisbow2865 2 роки тому +261

      @@sadiebarnes4291 Yes, the medicine is derived from the fungus.

    • @ashurean
      @ashurean 2 роки тому +46

      @@sadiebarnes4291 The fungus secretes the chemical we know as penicillin, along with many others, so yes.

    • @DaiNoShoujoNoYami
      @DaiNoShoujoNoYami 2 роки тому +121

      @@sadiebarnes4291 Yep! People back in ancient times accidentally came across it when someone ate moldy bread, then when Rome and stuff fell we forgot about it until someone refound it centuries later. I think.
      Don't quote me on that...

    • @IrmaU94
      @IrmaU94 2 роки тому +174

      White or blue molds on cheese are hameless. Just scrape it. Black or red is dangerous. This cheese is fine

  • @Th3Mn185
    @Th3Mn185 2 роки тому +912

    Now I understand why he does voice overs LOL because all his episodes would be crazy

    • @orrissirro
      @orrissirro 2 роки тому +25

      The voiceovers make the show what it is, but I also like all the banter between him, Brad, and Kendall haha

  • @talkingzack4926
    @talkingzack4926 2 роки тому +3126

    The fact that Andrew spent $1000 on cheese, just to immediately spend around $4000 on car repairs. I thought he was just going to tell the woman on the phone to keep the car at that point

    • @twoac
      @twoac 2 роки тому +93

      I bet this episode has already paid for itself (plus the car repairs) multiple times over

    • @holyhelo5speak
      @holyhelo5speak 2 роки тому +14

      3:02

    • @callumscott1538
      @callumscott1538 2 роки тому +98

      @@threadcreature4927 UA-camrs like Andrew don't just make their money from ad revenue. A mix of sponsorships, patreon, and promoting his cookware, his book etc. is where the BCU's revenue comes from - there is always a tipping point for content creators where their brand and audience size becomes significantly more valuable than what Google pays them for showing ads :) It is all about diversification. I saw Andrew post a sponsored insta post from a whiskey the other day .... that would likely have paid out 10k+ on its own.

    • @experimentalcyborg
      @experimentalcyborg 2 роки тому +19

      @@twoac UA-cam really doesn't pay that well. That's why you see sponsors more often lately.

    • @Doost311
      @Doost311 2 роки тому +4

      @@threadcreature4927 I think at the point of me commenting here with 1m views it almost certainly has.

  • @whyleft1489
    @whyleft1489 2 роки тому +2598

    single handedly the most chaotic binging with babish show ever.

  • @101cocochanelfan
    @101cocochanelfan 2 роки тому +1779

    this was easily one of the funniest episodes I've ever watched, was not expecting to laugh so hard

    • @1hitdelete
      @1hitdelete 2 роки тому +14

      Definitely. Chaotic but enjoyable

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 2 роки тому +7

      I never thought I would love this channel evermore....but here I am... 1.30am having the best laugh ever 😂😂

    • @scoob7995
      @scoob7995 2 роки тому +1

      The meatghetti and spagballs was pretty chaotic, though this was a close second

    • @seanjenkins5505
      @seanjenkins5505 2 роки тому

      yea ruining 1000$ worth of cheese and 200$ worth of pastas is hilarious. Especially juxtaposed against the Ukraine and also poor American's. Peak comedy if you ask me.

  • @Haitch_Kay
    @Haitch_Kay 2 роки тому +777

    It's really refreshing to see that Andrew is just as insane and unhinged as every professional chef I've ever known.

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 2 роки тому +3498

    Botched by Babish: Decent into Madness.

    • @JasmineCooper_
      @JasmineCooper_ 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @UnwovenSleeve
      @UnwovenSleeve 2 роки тому +50

      *Descent

    • @SaintPatrick33
      @SaintPatrick33 2 роки тому +45

      @@UnwovenSleeve a decent descent into madness

    • @polobear4189
      @polobear4189 2 роки тому +13

      @@UnwovenSleeve Babish is the Decent (swell fella) and he's is entering the location known as Madness (great place, lotsa fun! 10 out of 10 would recommend). Thus, Decent into Madness

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 2 роки тому +1

      The simplest dishes are the hardest adversaries.

  • @erich7616
    @erich7616 2 роки тому +2506

    "Everybody does it differently, but yours was somehow wrong."

    • @okami_6
      @okami_6 2 роки тому +18

      It only makes sense

    • @AnimeProphet666
      @AnimeProphet666 2 роки тому +11

      If you're not Italian, bro, you don't get it.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid Рік тому +1

      Makes tradition seem kind of meaningless, huh?

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@AnimeProphet666Nope, because Italians will say this to other Italians about their Italian dishes. Everyone is always wrong.

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 2 роки тому +223

    "You got engaged Andrew, WAIT NO YOU DIDNT" and then the immediate whip pan to Jess with the screaming got me laughing so hard I saw stars.

  • @JoshLin17
    @JoshLin17 2 роки тому +292

    With each and every Botched with Babish video he continually descends into madness until the 100th episode is filmed in a dark room with insane giggling heard throughout

  • @zachschmidt
    @zachschmidt 2 роки тому +622

    Everyone's talking about his cheesewheel or his ridiculous car repair bill and I'm just over here saying congratulations on getting engaged.

    • @Captain-Bollocks
      @Captain-Bollocks 2 роки тому +38

      Bruh they got "married" over burnt popcorn. 🤣 check the episode out!

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +13

      Seems like he blew half the honeymoon budget on that parmigiano.

    • @TennSeven
      @TennSeven 2 роки тому +7

      @@jeremyalexander9761 I wasn't aware you're not allowed to be happy for someone who's not your pal.

    • @Rebeccaa54687
      @Rebeccaa54687 2 роки тому +3

      They got engaged over two months ago if you check his Instagram, so he has been rightfully congratulated over there 😊

    • @pepre7594
      @pepre7594 2 роки тому +1

      @@TennSeven let me see your Shared Happiness Permit

  • @Blueman8305
    @Blueman8305 2 роки тому +195

    Andrew's ability to just absolutely HOLLAR when he screams is terrifying

  • @PostalDude667
    @PostalDude667 2 роки тому +328

    I feel so validated by this! I've had the exact same gluey cheese situation using just pecorino romano for this dish every time I've tried. It's so frustrating and it's not clear what the problem is. Now I can say for sure that it isn't my fault, I'm absolved of all failure, and I'm definitely the incredible chef that I always thought I was! In all seriousness, great content, love it!

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 2 роки тому +3150

    This whole episode, and especially Andrew's jokes, are just the right amount of cheesy.

    • @megamushroom1103
      @megamushroom1103 2 роки тому +3

      Less cheesy than this joke

    • @swordchaos1181
      @swordchaos1181 2 роки тому +5

      Unfortunately, the amount of heat was slightly off

    • @TJjjjjjjjjjj
      @TJjjjjjjjjjj 2 роки тому +1

      @@swordchaos1181 oh your just being ‘salty’

    • @lewismaddock1654
      @lewismaddock1654 2 роки тому +6

      Well, to me, "if explodes it's a molotov" just made so much sense.

    • @lewismaddock1654
      @lewismaddock1654 2 роки тому +3

      @adam mac & cheese

  • @SegaForce
    @SegaForce 2 роки тому +1320

    Today we learned that in the course of 2 days babish lost about 5000 dollars between cheese and car problems

    • @john2k24
      @john2k24 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @AlyenaMango
      @AlyenaMango 2 роки тому +68

      Better turn off ad-block for this video xD

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +9

      It's like some kind of plot device.

    • @xxx_ray
      @xxx_ray 2 роки тому +10

      Wonder how much he spent on Jess’ ring too

    • @cloudyview
      @cloudyview 2 роки тому

      Eh, would have been able to salvage most of that cheese, definitely lost 10%+ though

  • @deanb2097
    @deanb2097 2 роки тому +130

    With this being my first "botched" episode I honestly felt like I was experiencing an elaborate troll but apparently not? What a wild ride.

  • @zz5782
    @zz5782 2 роки тому +130

    Honestly I think this is my favorite series. The more casual/candid feel is really fun, and the molotov thing especially was hilarious. Congratulations on pasta.

  • @rise4097
    @rise4097 2 роки тому +738

    Alternate Title: Bearded Man Has Existential Crisis Because of Cheese for 23 Minutes

  • @zachrobledo2252
    @zachrobledo2252 2 роки тому +774

    “It doesn’t need to be refrigerated!”
    48 hours later, full on colony

    • @bubbledoubletrouble
      @bubbledoubletrouble 2 роки тому +112

      Maybe it doesn’t need to be refrigerated if it’s kept whole, rind intact?

    • @someonedifferent198
      @someonedifferent198 2 роки тому +11

      Very likely

    • @Dragoboi1998
      @Dragoboi1998 2 роки тому +48

      @@bubbledoubletrouble yeah if you open you need to refrigerate it or you get moldy cheese fast

    • @TeamSlow
      @TeamSlow 2 роки тому +12

      @@bubbledoubletrouble correct. But wrapping cut pieces tightly in plastic wrap and leaving them unrefrigerated is okay for a few days (flavor and texture might suffer, but shouldn’t go moldy). Looks like Andrew wrapped his loosely, allowing mold to have oxygen to grow.

    • @someonedifferent198
      @someonedifferent198 2 роки тому +3

      Because of the bowl that was hollowed out, wrapping it was tricky

  • @annalisasmith6878
    @annalisasmith6878 2 роки тому +72

    I thought he was exaggerating how perfect the last recipe is but after having made it today it's beautiful and my new go to for pasta

  • @fuckfaceunstoppable4052
    @fuckfaceunstoppable4052 Рік тому +16

    "Where am i?! Who are you people?!"
    The best Babish quote

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 2 роки тому +1275

    The fact that Kendall and Jess were actually getting emotional and holding hands added to the realism that Andrew really has been traumatized by this.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 роки тому +18

      I love that little Binge family💕

    • @malhk
      @malhk 2 роки тому +3

      Lol nobody got even close to be as emotional as Babish in this

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin 2 роки тому

      polycule vibes

    • @sionnaich8340
      @sionnaich8340 2 роки тому +12

      @@JeremyForTheWin they are real people, stop lol

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 2 роки тому +841

    Babish going “that’s parmesan cheese” after spending $1000 and all that time and effort to get and open a giant wheel of cheese is the start of his villain arc

  • @lickthismiff
    @lickthismiff 4 місяці тому +6

    I love how Italian it is to tell someone they're doing it wrong and then not really offer any meaningful advice on how to do it right other than, "well there's lot of different ways" 🤣

  • @technewb8241
    @technewb8241 2 роки тому +28

    Okay, Brad got me with this episode, and 'if it explodes, it's a molotov' is my new response to every if/then scenario I ever hear again

  • @kylehayden3113
    @kylehayden3113 2 роки тому +1626

    Car lady: "So you own three amounts when you come pick up the car."
    Babish: "Sooo... do you take large parmesan wheels as payment?"

    • @XenosInfinity
      @XenosInfinity 2 роки тому +95

      Apparently some Italian banks do take full wheels of Parmesan as collateral on loans, so it's not as ridiculous as you might think.

    • @berdansargol1577
      @berdansargol1577 2 роки тому +41

      Well, The Pope at that time managed to get Henry XIII's allience with blocks of Parmigiano Reggiano, so yes, a large Parmigiano Reggiano wheel is a valid way of payment.

    • @icegoddesslexra
      @icegoddesslexra 2 роки тому +10

      Large *moldy* parmesan wheels.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +8

      @@berdansargol1577 I imagine Babish offered the wheel of cheese when he proposed to secure his engagement.

    • @sarahhenry3607
      @sarahhenry3607 2 роки тому +9

      @@icegoddesslexra its okay its just a new kind of blue parmesan

  • @ADHDad
    @ADHDad 2 роки тому +980

    [bursts in the kitchen]
    Italiano: No! Wrong!
    [knocks everything on the floor, refuses to elaborate, leaves]

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 2 роки тому +49

    I've found grating the pecorino in a separate pan, getting a cup of pasta water while it's cooking, and slowly drizzling it in until it emulsifies works every time for me

  • @amandasavage5291
    @amandasavage5291 2 роки тому +43

    I cannot tell you the cathartic journey I experienced while watching one of my favorite food party bois messing things up in the kitchen and I needed to know it's okay to fk it up sometimes! That messing up and griping it out is a real thing. Not just in cooking. But in life!! Ugh. who knew. and thank you Baebish!!!

    • @wevegonetoplaid
      @wevegonetoplaid 2 роки тому

      Yes! Exactly! I feel so much more able to try his harder videos now!! Like yeah he's super professional and self-assured and talented, but he's also a regular (ans very funny) person, and he had to develop those skills, so maybe I can too! And if even a chef with his skill can make mistakes, then it's okay when I make mine!

  • @ADHDad
    @ADHDad 2 роки тому +1264

    The real Cacio Peppe was the nation we offended along the way.

    • @ag98534
      @ag98534 2 роки тому +31

      This made me scream laughing

    • @karasking4862
      @karasking4862 2 роки тому +4

      This made me wheeze

    • @yaduddavd1748
      @yaduddavd1748 2 роки тому +7

      This made me laugh so hard I started bleeding internally.

    • @creativecarrot1996
      @creativecarrot1996 2 роки тому +14

      This made me turn into a $1000 wheel of cheese

    • @yaduddavd1748
      @yaduddavd1748 2 роки тому +4

      @@creativecarrot1996 this made me take the form of a 12 by 17 doorframe

  • @chickendragon8526
    @chickendragon8526 2 роки тому +687

    I'll be honest, I think Brad needs a raise, but i'm afraid babish spent the money on cheese wheels.

  • @OneHart907
    @OneHart907 2 роки тому +24

    I'm so glad Babish talks to himself like a madman when he's cooking. I feel seen

  • @mamobass
    @mamobass 2 роки тому +17

    Brad's catchphrase for Botched was just pure frickin' gold. USE IT.

  • @tedwinn8338
    @tedwinn8338 2 роки тому +1096

    KENJI MADE THIS IN A CAVE!
    WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!

  • @rachelbrand
    @rachelbrand 2 роки тому +1939

    this is giving me the chaotic energy of the old claire saffitz videos on that channel we do not speak of and i love it

    • @Kitchenwench69
      @Kitchenwench69 2 роки тому +84

      I didn't really understand why I loved this so much until this response.

    • @u2sandrah
      @u2sandrah 2 роки тому +91

      On that channel we dont speak of...... that made me laugh!!

    • @ogs5276
      @ogs5276 2 роки тому +8

      Wait what did that channel do, I am out of the loop

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 2 роки тому +73

      @@ogs5276 the usual for 2020, racism, harassment, and maybe some sexism?

    • @waitthisischinaohgodohfuck163
      @waitthisischinaohgodohfuck163 2 роки тому +45

      @@shadowsnipes9242 oh so basically Twitter overreacting as usual gotcha

  • @emmadaley313
    @emmadaley313 2 роки тому +37

    i love that andrew has never seen that happen when melting cheese and that happens almost very time i try to make a cheese pasta dish

  • @jeremysmith7322
    @jeremysmith7322 2 роки тому +68

    I love that the Babish Culinary Universe team became the focus of the video. You guys have excellent chemistry and getting to hear you all joke around was hilarious. Really looking forward to more content like this.

  • @nahmanimgood.3194
    @nahmanimgood.3194 2 роки тому +1525

    I’m sorry, but I think I love the botched more than anything.

    • @JeepWranglerIslander
      @JeepWranglerIslander 2 роки тому +82

      This wasn't just a botch, this whole episode was a glorious trainwreck of dumpster fires. I didn't think he was gonna make it.

    • @floweringgarlic
      @floweringgarlic 2 роки тому +35

      This episode had so much personality I will be watching it again.

    • @StoneAndersonStudio
      @StoneAndersonStudio 2 роки тому +7

      Agreed. Definitely my favorite so far

  • @beathecat6604
    @beathecat6604 2 роки тому +1305

    I want a parm mitzvah. Instead of giving the child money, you give them a 1000$ wheel of cheese

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi 2 роки тому +1

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 2 роки тому +12

      And then you become a man

    • @dariaradac423
      @dariaradac423 2 роки тому +13

      Honestly, same. And I'm not even Jewish or Italian.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 2 роки тому +7

      $1800.
      No meat allowed.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +15

      If they succeed lifting it from the ground, they are not children anymore!

  • @ayylucard1355
    @ayylucard1355 2 роки тому +7

    7:02 saving this for the pure chaos of this scene

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior 2 роки тому +22

    This is Babish channeling a bit of Matty Matheson. Just like the Joker said in The Killing Joke, "It just takes one bad day . . ."

  • @Sseltraeh89
    @Sseltraeh89 2 роки тому +302

    When italian cheese gets moldy it's "ruined" and "we're definitely not using that"
    When french cheese gets moldy, it gets fancy new name.

    • @jensen_z
      @jensen_z 2 роки тому +7

      Umm… Gorgonzola would like a word with you.

    • @voluminous2
      @voluminous2 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah that cheese wheel is fine, it's hard/aged so the mold is just on the surface. If it was soft cheese or bread, you'd have to throw it away because the mold spreads quickly in soft foods..

    • @harmvzon
      @harmvzon 2 роки тому

      Well, I wouldn’t want to eat that mold that was on there.

    • @Refixul
      @Refixul 2 роки тому +1

      Casu Marzu would like a word

  • @talmagejones
    @talmagejones 2 роки тому +486

    The manic look Andrew gives the camera when he says, "It's just a cheese" is just foreshadowing for the rest of the video. I just watched a man descend into insanity and then rise again reborn.

  • @CrimZonOnYT
    @CrimZonOnYT Рік тому +5

    Nick Digiovanni: "It's the most pure, rich, deep, cheese *experience* you will ever have and it's *truly* something *special."*
    Andrew: "Eh it's cheese"

  • @BIGBLUEminati
    @BIGBLUEminati 2 роки тому +10

    Maybe the most informative cooking video I’ve ever watched bc I’ve been there trying to make dishes like this work countless times. Chefs who show their failures 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 2 роки тому +572

    Few chefs dare to admit their mistakes. Less even dare to brag about it and correct them in the process.

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi 2 роки тому +3

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +4

      Most chefs admit them though and learn from them.

    • @MichelleObamasBBC
      @MichelleObamasBBC 2 роки тому +16

      Andrew is not a chef

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому

      @@MichelleObamasBBC Dat too.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheSlavChef You should watch a few episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.

  • @JetstreamGW
    @JetstreamGW 2 роки тому +111

    I always find it hilarious when people talk about "this is the right way to do it," and then immediately follow it up with "nobody writes it down and everyone does it differently."

  • @nicrobe9443
    @nicrobe9443 2 роки тому +29

    I just boil the pasta in milk, add just enough so about MOST of the water simply boils off out of the pasta by the time it's fully cooked, and then I mix in the cheese, which perfectly mixes into the already "cheesified" milk. The milk is surprisingly neutral and does not change the taste, and also accepts olive oil very well

  • @denomfm
    @denomfm 2 роки тому +24

    I actually loved the all the jokes, the "bloopers" and everything happened in this video. Do this kind of thing some times again.

  • @winterlou
    @winterlou 2 роки тому +780

    Now we know Andrew turns into the Joker when he's around 1000$ worth of cheese.

    • @jimmy6938
      @jimmy6938 2 роки тому +1

      ; ; be vbv bv BB BB

    • @jc-kj8yc
      @jc-kj8yc 2 роки тому +5

      @@jimmy6938 are you ok? Seems like you hit your keyboard with the forehead

    • @kaptenkukang
      @kaptenkukang 2 роки тому +3

      it's not about the money, it's about sending the message

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 2 роки тому

      %100 insane
      The Joker was in Gladiator‽

    • @krod4278
      @krod4278 2 роки тому

      You wouldn't get it

  • @Pikachu-fw6tz
    @Pikachu-fw6tz 2 роки тому +621

    This is by far the best series he has.

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi 2 роки тому +1

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 2 роки тому +9

      it is quite nice! I like the movie food better though!

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz 2 роки тому +9

      Yep. He's totally unrestrained and it's far more entertaining.

    • @bighomie7093
      @bighomie7093 2 роки тому

      Matty told him it would change his show 😂

    • @dodo-yu1hl
      @dodo-yu1hl 2 роки тому

      facts

  • @MushyMaan
    @MushyMaan 2 роки тому +6

    I absolutely need more of this series.
    Thank you babish

  • @Yashael341
    @Yashael341 2 роки тому +39

    Brad's sass is the most amusing thing I've witnessed all day!

  • @treyhardy92
    @treyhardy92 2 роки тому +337

    "So it's not the cheese, there's something wrong with me as a person" absolutely killed me

  • @sharkbait_hoohannah
    @sharkbait_hoohannah 2 роки тому +13

    I have this on in the background at work right now and I am laughing hysterically purely at the sounds of Andrew losing his mind over cheese

  • @TheOneMiffy92
    @TheOneMiffy92 2 роки тому +11

    Brad: "If it explodes, it's a molotov"
    I gotchu, fam - even if Babi don't.

  • @superconron94
    @superconron94 2 роки тому +287

    I love that Botched is an unfettered look into Andrew's neurotic psyche

  • @jonmeyrick
    @jonmeyrick 2 роки тому +333

    "I have been botched! I am a botched person!"
    This will forever be the one where Andy just shouts words like they actually mean something.

  • @emmanuelosmann3265
    @emmanuelosmann3265 2 роки тому +21

    I love this series; it's great to see the people behind the scenes helping Andrew not lose is mind lol..

  • @toesniffer9452
    @toesniffer9452 2 роки тому +2

    This needs to be made more. Binging is already the best cooking show, but this, this is gold.

  • @Alianbow
    @Alianbow 2 роки тому +175

    "If it explodes, it's a molotov." Words of wisdom right there.

    • @Ginias12
      @Ginias12 2 роки тому +5

      And if my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike

  • @mistergal3173
    @mistergal3173 2 роки тому +421

    Shoulda called this one:
    Babish loses his mind for 23 minutes

  • @ZehraDogru0
    @ZehraDogru0 2 роки тому +7

    I was just wondering what a single sausage was doing inside the pan until I realised it was the handle 08:43

  • @artawesome30
    @artawesome30 4 місяці тому +2

    This gets funnier with every viewing. Babish is so unhinged, and the crew are all amazing. I nearly busted a gut when Andrew was speed-grating cheese, the grater snapped, and he screamed!

  • @thelonehussar6101
    @thelonehussar6101 2 роки тому +414

    “It could never be Andrew’s fault”
    Andrew: 😀

  • @disabledpeach8181
    @disabledpeach8181 2 роки тому +539

    THE FACE THAT HE MAKES WHEN SHE SAYS "There's no way it could be Andrew's fault" IM DYING

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 2 роки тому +11

      Why about at 18:24 when he briefly turns into a goat?

    • @t3chnicolor
      @t3chnicolor 2 роки тому +1

      I spit out my food >.

    • @Mwraf
      @Mwraf 2 роки тому

      Bruh I remember that from Worth It

    • @robertjohnpecayo8642
      @robertjohnpecayo8642 2 роки тому +1

      @@eileensnow6153 HAHAHAHAH that's spot on

  • @ajoliver74
    @ajoliver74 2 роки тому +5

    So many of Andrew's episodes, I just love, AND love to make. However, this episode is how most of my attempts go before I get it right and actually like it AND will serve it to another human, other than just my crying self for f*****g it up the first 4-6 times.
    Thank you again Babish and all you do for us home cooks that are trying to better than we (I) am.

  • @lpwthestudio
    @lpwthestudio Рік тому +1

    I love how there is a Babish for every one of my moods. From technical and serious to what ever the heck this is. I love it.

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 2 роки тому +247

    Brad is the real MVP here.
    Never not be recording, Brad.

    • @carnyzack
      @carnyzack 2 роки тому +8

      Andrew: The production quality you're putting into this makes me think it's going in.
      Brad: Oh, it is.

  • @ericherrera7763
    @ericherrera7763 2 роки тому +327

    He’s struggling to carry that wheel of cheese, but my Skyrim character can carry 30 at once without being over encumbered

    • @spacewizardpip1111
      @spacewizardpip1111 2 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @0Mayweed0
      @0Mayweed0 2 роки тому +3

      Not to mention all of the extra armor and weapons...

    • @talktothecop
      @talktothecop 2 роки тому +1

      Aren't you forgetting strength potions?

    • @randombrowser6692
      @randombrowser6692 2 роки тому +1

      It's because Babish isn't Dragonborn

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 2 роки тому +1

      fast travel while encumbered ftw

  • @Willbot1972
    @Willbot1972 2 роки тому +8

    So I made this for dinner tonight using the emulsification method. Like you, I put way too much water in at first, but it cooked down beautifully. There was some cheese stuck to the bottom of the pan, but I'm attributing that to the extra cheese I added when I thought the cheese flavor wasn't quite strong enough. I loved the end product, though my wife said that it was on the heavy side and reminded her of an alfredo sauce.

  • @MrChris20912
    @MrChris20912 Рік тому

    This was fascinating to watch, and very much need to watch all of the first attempts in order to understand what makes the last two methods so powerful! Thank you Andrew!

  • @r.raingseypor6046
    @r.raingseypor6046 2 роки тому +452

    “Hey what’s up guys and welcome to raging with babish”

  • @Aj4youtube
    @Aj4youtube 2 роки тому +680

    In the middle of trying to process possibly losing $1000 worth of cheese, I felt that pain. Then you're hit with that $4000 car bill 😂 dafuq is going on right now.

    • @dovion
      @dovion 2 роки тому +4

      @Jordie Jordan Try again bud when your tism doesn't flair up.

  • @WatchOutPewPew
    @WatchOutPewPew 2 роки тому +3

    Okay, this must be the best episode of Babish I have ever seen! More Brad, more Kendal and more unhinged Andrew please! ♥️

  • @MusiqueRoumaineDeMoi
    @MusiqueRoumaineDeMoi Рік тому +1

    This video is my happy place. When i feel down, I know it will bring back a smile on my face. Thank you

  • @kitaine_
    @kitaine_ 2 роки тому +389

    I really love how off-the-rails this got and how genuine it felt

  • @lostdreams4579
    @lostdreams4579 2 роки тому +392

    Watching a man have a mental breakdown while making cheese noodles

    • @eristheslayer
      @eristheslayer 2 роки тому +1

      I mean.. he still has to pay the $1000. It's just deducted from the taxes he has to pay come tax season

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 2 роки тому +1

      Noodles?

    • @lostdreams4579
      @lostdreams4579 2 роки тому

      @@gaia7240 y'roue*

  • @mellowenglishgal
    @mellowenglishgal 2 роки тому +4

    On “Pasta Grammar” they make a paste using grated cheese and the hot starchy water (so there are no lumps), then add this to the pasta.

  • @northsouth8928
    @northsouth8928 Рік тому +2

    this is one of, if not one of my favorite videos on anything ever

  • @michaelross2020
    @michaelross2020 2 роки тому +197

    We need more of the "backstage crew" of Kendell, Brad, and Jess! I thought it was really cool their chaotic input into this episode. 😁😁😁

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR 2 роки тому +203

    The Babish production crew is somehow simultaneously the most professional and also the most chaotic I’ve ever seen 😂 The quality of the footage and the editing and the production with Brad and Jess, exquisite. The cooking experience between Andrew and Kendall, unrivaled. The actual behind the scenes? Absolutely batshit insane.

  • @robinbaich169
    @robinbaich169 2 роки тому +1

    This may very well be the BEST cooking video I've ever seen. Botched definitely works for you, Andrew.

  • @thecynicaloptimist1884
    @thecynicaloptimist1884 Рік тому +5

    Babish in the normal videos: James Bond in the kitchen
    Babish in the Botched videos: Emperor Nero in an apron

    • @intelli-gent9863
      @intelli-gent9863 Місяць тому

      I've never seen anyone refer to another person as "Emperor Nero in an apron" and it's excellent 😂😂

  • @MrKluckie13
    @MrKluckie13 2 роки тому +55

    I swear half of Italian and French cooking culture is that they tell you one way to do something the right way but leave out a critical piece of information or do it an entirely different way when you are not looking just so they can act superior when you inevitably fail at making something that they sabotaged.