Total War Rome 2 The Suebi Experience

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  • @michaelwestfall4418
    @michaelwestfall4418 2 роки тому +377

    make sure when you recruit armies that you are using generals from your family, that's how you prevent your armies from leaving you in a civil war

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +126

      I was too focused on conquest

    • @Hikaeme-od3zq
      @Hikaeme-od3zq 2 роки тому +99

      @@Dino_Stan That's literally what a barbarian would say. 10/10 RP.

  • @lytoxel
    @lytoxel 2 роки тому +247

    If you uhhh don’t watch Dinostan then you ain’t Suebi -Barrack Obama

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +42

      Facts

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 2 роки тому +19

      “You’re not thinking Suebi.” -Sam “Suebi” Hyde

    • @rightfeelI
      @rightfeelI 2 роки тому +1

      "shit and cum" -Kurt Cobain

  • @tonythesopranos5310
    @tonythesopranos5310 2 роки тому +87

    Purgatory is being locked into a room with the Rome 2 total war barbarian voice actor reading passages of the Bible to you for all time as punishment for yours sins.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +25

      Many scholars have confirmed this

    • @thesittingacheroraptor7565
      @thesittingacheroraptor7565 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Dino_Stan this implies said scholars went to purgatory and came back

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 11 місяців тому +4

      That, but also if he catches you falling asleep he gets real close to your ear and screams COME SIT SHARE MY FIRE

  • @jacka.9463
    @jacka.9463 2 роки тому +147

    0:47 is how every total war game ever played begins

  • @charliewilson8782
    @charliewilson8782 2 роки тому +160

    Really liked the new Dino Stan video, but I think he might have taken the LARP a little too far when he livestreamed himself flying to Europe and stabbing a German dude in the stomach while dressed in a fursuit. That part was kinda odd but otherwise great video Dino

  • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
    @thegreatskinkpriest8104 Рік тому +36

    The barbarian voice is so good lmao. Love the Rome 2 content

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +10

      Rome 2 barbarian is a life style

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 2 роки тому +51

    "I've been gangstalked in the woods." Story of my life, bro. Skinwalkers just won't let me be.

  • @Bubinni
    @Bubinni 2 роки тому +14

    at 6:36 I had the perfect ad hit me. After dino says "everyone asking for handouts" *ad plays* "this is a horrible gaming experience".

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +4

      Calculated money move

    • @Bubinni
      @Bubinni 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan 👌

  • @Hikaeme-od3zq
    @Hikaeme-od3zq 2 роки тому +36

    Dude, your voice acting is actually so on point hahaha

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +16

      Thanks 🍻 no idea why I learned to be the rome 2 barbarian

  • @Huegeltroll
    @Huegeltroll 2 роки тому +15

    In today's episode, Dino's got that dog (wolf) in him

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 роки тому +51

    "No they're not furries man they're just Chad's praying to their wolf God."

  • @detectivekouta5303
    @detectivekouta5303 2 роки тому +37

    why the hell is Cleopatra looking at my soul-
    also tip if you're fighting against like a 1 city faction just get a spy deploy so you could drain their food supply (this works well with barbaric faction) so that's a good start for Suebi yes
    p.s i love your vids nice thumbnail btw it's hot HAHA

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +8

      Cleopatra got me actin unwise

  • @trantrungnam612
    @trantrungnam612 Рік тому +10

    I ‘ve been binge watching Dino’s total war videos for the past week and I love his impressions and throat signings lol

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +2

      Thanks for checking everything out my fellow king

  • @thegoldencat9368
    @thegoldencat9368 2 роки тому +33

    dino stan's furry roleplay experience

  • @adamyaboi612
    @adamyaboi612 2 роки тому +12

    dino goes insane in the membrane as he plays as the dogmen faction

  • @BudMasta
    @BudMasta 2 роки тому +20

    I remember playing suebi with that huge overhaul mod and wanting to commit seppuku.

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 2 роки тому +10

    Few know that “Dinostan” is reference to his love of scalie

  • @The_Honcho
    @The_Honcho 2 роки тому +7

    1:38 I hearby declare this as “the Great War of the goat” only matched by the war of the bucket in sheer brutality

  • @maevethefox5912
    @maevethefox5912 2 роки тому +2

    .....I didn't think a perfect UA-cam video for me existed, and then I saw this thumbnail

  • @PerryKobalt
    @PerryKobalt 2 роки тому +10

    Man I loved it when Dinostan say "It's Suebin time"

  • @boris4867
    @boris4867 2 роки тому +2

    That thumbnail is more of a war crime than anything in the video

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +2

      It's my most evil creation

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 2 роки тому +7

    12:58 Lindybeige Marauders 😂

  • @CalicoThat
    @CalicoThat 2 роки тому +4

    Dude why is this so funny. Don’t laugh at UA-cam much but this just popped up for me. The voices!

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +2

      German voice follows us all, also thanks for watching 😎

  • @Romkosss
    @Romkosss Рік тому +3

    We brought the wives here 😅

  • @imperator_musicae4400
    @imperator_musicae4400 2 роки тому +6

    I thought I was the only one crazy imitating the voice actors each time lol.
    Funniest TW ytber yet

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      Thanks my fellow rome 2 barbarian voice actor

  • @Nachtdertoten666
    @Nachtdertoten666 2 роки тому +5

    6:45 Dino be sounding like a soundboard

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh 2 роки тому +2

    5:14 says someone who started diplomacy from looting your neighbour xxDDD

  • @kvoe3591
    @kvoe3591 2 роки тому +7

    I can't believe Dino is a furry now

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +4

      I gotta change that thumbnail lmao

  • @ahmadtarek7763
    @ahmadtarek7763 2 роки тому +5

    Yeaaaaah rome 2 is back on the menu boys.

  • @Ahmadabdal_
    @Ahmadabdal_ 7 місяців тому +1

    roman's would see you wearing the head and fur of a mighty beast and then yell "Look! a Furry has come to Yiff us!"

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  7 місяців тому +1

      Ancient furry history

  • @LordKreis
    @LordKreis 2 роки тому +5

    Rip dino wife 😔

  • @edsheeranahmet6572
    @edsheeranahmet6572 2 роки тому +3

    The return of my People

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf 2 роки тому +7

    Thats some prime art in the thumbnail Dino, I wasnt expecting to be suddenly aroused today

  • @theyeening
    @theyeening 2 роки тому +9

    Well that's a nice thumbnail...

  • @djtidal8740
    @djtidal8740 2 роки тому +5

    Probably the funniest UA-camr alive

  • @maxfisher3083
    @maxfisher3083 2 роки тому +3

    "What the," me seeing the thumbnail

  • @lanleskovec8697
    @lanleskovec8697 2 роки тому +3

    The thumbnail is kinda questionable ngl

  • @spiritofonyx1577
    @spiritofonyx1577 2 роки тому +1

    Obama would be Proud at Dino Stan's interaction with his community, really reaching out to his Suebian brothers.

  • @diona3061
    @diona3061 Рік тому +2

    3:50 Maidenless

  • @brocknhymen
    @brocknhymen 2 роки тому +1

    man i hate it when i walk down the street and a beggar approaches me saying: "Your people are MIGHTY, maybe you could spare a little gold?"

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      Always those broke people around

  • @ph6475
    @ph6475 7 місяців тому +3

    11:00 was so fking funny

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart 2 роки тому +4

    You like saying sigma, I like saying sugma, we are not the same.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +2

      I wish I was built different

    • @Alfred_Leonhart
      @Alfred_Leonhart 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan don’t worry I usually go insane whenever I play a total war campaign. The voices still play in my head.

  • @sheeparebaaad
    @sheeparebaaad 2 роки тому +3

    Rip the wife's

  • @Lp-army1
    @Lp-army1 6 місяців тому +2

    Fr on the rome take its why i never play carthage bc rome always declares war on charthage 2nd turn while also declaring war on all of greece and cisalpine gaul just to get circled fed by 10 nation's

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  6 місяців тому +1

      Its really funny because their diplomat guy in the diplomacy menu is so smug while they're getting carved up by 10 nations

  • @giorgilobjanidze5667
    @giorgilobjanidze5667 2 роки тому +2

    Mister dino stanowski while i enjoy your content i expect the video on Noblemen 1896 as soon as possible

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +2

      I must talk to the advisors

    • @giorgilobjanidze5667
      @giorgilobjanidze5667 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan i will pay you 2.78 lari to play that game

  • @ricedealer56
    @ricedealer56 2 роки тому +3

    come sit share my fire

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +3

      Do you not have a little gold?

  • @nickmargaritis3263
    @nickmargaritis3263 2 роки тому +5

    "Don't flirt with him" "I won't flirt-..." *Sees thumbnail*

  • @denk3120
    @denk3120 2 роки тому +2

    Babe wake up new Dino Stan video

  • @ferbintegabriel4714
    @ferbintegabriel4714 2 роки тому +2

    dont worry dino

  • @ifuzemain8898
    @ifuzemain8898 Рік тому +3

    Your barbarian voice is AMAZING

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      that voice actor inspired me to become him

  • @dragonlord4643
    @dragonlord4643 2 роки тому +2

    the Acient Germany is really interesting, and even today many areas and countrys and middle and western europe are named after the german tribes that conquered and settlet in these lands.

  • @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671
    @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671 2 роки тому +1

    Ariovistus: "Use the Suebian knot, then you're Suebi"

  • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
    @NotAnAustralianEngineer 2 роки тому +1

    Nice choice to end a Rome 2 video with music to Rome 1

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      It's a classic soundtrack

  • @MegaWarlus
    @MegaWarlus 2 роки тому +1

    Been watching you for a few years now and I honestly fucking love you.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the years of support, appreciate it all uwu

    • @MegaWarlus
      @MegaWarlus 2 роки тому

      @@Dino_Stan ❤️ thanks for years of amazing content, honestly your humor is something else

  • @EmperorConnor
    @EmperorConnor 2 роки тому +1

    Each upload dino becomes more and more unhinged

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      Rome 2 barbarian pushed me over the edge

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh 2 роки тому +2

    5:56 I love'em BIG on mah face

  • @cobrazrt6006
    @cobrazrt6006 2 роки тому +1

    Why in the sam hill are you uploading during my science class

  • @MelodyAndKitsune
    @MelodyAndKitsune Рік тому +1

    Team Suebi: Barbarians
    Team Rome: From All Planets And Jupiter...
    TEAM Sassanids: Uh Idk
    Team Palmyra Same As Rome But Are Dangerous...
    Team Getae/Dacia:Go To Hell
    Team Ma'in: Uh...

  • @Rymontp
    @Rymontp 2 роки тому +1

    I'm coincidentally playing Rome II as well and I literally got the lion event 10s before you did lol

  • @Свободадляроссии
    @Свободадляроссии 2 роки тому +1

    What is that godless creation in that thumbnail

  • @JOE-ft3gq
    @JOE-ft3gq 2 роки тому +1

    Are you going to play CK2 dance of dragon soon or wait until season 2 comes out. Cause the dance has begin. Honestly I want to see you play both sides

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      I'm probably gonna do some more

  • @Idkwhythemilkmmanleft
    @Idkwhythemilkmmanleft 2 роки тому +1

    My mother walked in while I was watching you and she asked if I was listening to elmo only to find out it was a grown man instead

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      It's easier to say you were

  • @arcane2631
    @arcane2631 2 роки тому +1

    Ck2 Suebi revival remastered edition when

  • @timthetechpriest8876
    @timthetechpriest8876 2 роки тому +1

    This was great! how did you look your game look like that?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      I have 2 orbis graphics mods on

    • @timthetechpriest8876
      @timthetechpriest8876 2 роки тому

      Thanks dude, what mod did you use so you could arrange marriage like in Attila?

  • @kylesprenkel680
    @kylesprenkel680 2 роки тому +1

    You forgot that you don't like flapping tounges and neither do the gods, best not make them angry so make like a spear and have a point.
    poor Lindy, dont know if he can fix Europe's massive tribal civil war.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      He's the only loyal suebi

  • @heinrichrahm1531
    @heinrichrahm1531 2 роки тому +2

    Why not use divide et impera?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      I know how to only play base game 😔

    • @heinrichrahm1531
      @heinrichrahm1531 2 роки тому

      @@Dino_Stan it adds a lot of depth to the game imo but I understand why that's not for everyone.

  • @FM_1819
    @FM_1819 2 роки тому +5

    Lets invade Hispania OwO

  • @Husky92223
    @Husky92223 2 роки тому +1

    2:31 almost 800 hours in this game, never happened to me to see arranged marriage proposal wtf

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      It dosen't do a lot but it's kinda neat

  • @garrettfuhrman2549
    @garrettfuhrman2549 2 роки тому +1

    Suebi, Suebi, Suebination

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 2 роки тому +1

    Hey Stan - how are you?

  • @natesprofile2630
    @natesprofile2630 2 роки тому +1

    Yo whats thats song at the start of "Sigma Woman"

  • @JustGeridan
    @JustGeridan 2 роки тому +3

    I always knew Lindybeige was a trve German warrior.

  • @thehaguecantcatchme4692
    @thehaguecantcatchme4692 2 роки тому +2

    Why does the dinostan discord knot have a furry nsfw chat?

  • @kennethmoses4900
    @kennethmoses4900 2 роки тому +2

    Suebi? Don’t you mean North-Western Spanish people?

  • @speedersen6385
    @speedersen6385 2 роки тому +1

    Victoria 3 when?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому

      Some time next week I think

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart 2 роки тому +3

    Man fuck civil wars all my homies hate civil war.

  • @UtopianMatt
    @UtopianMatt 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, LindyBeige Campaign when?

  • @lordomega9959
    @lordomega9959 2 роки тому +2

    2nd time playing suebi, first time furry pilled

  • @reardeltoit4644
    @reardeltoit4644 24 дні тому +1

    good

  • @kevinharvey9500
    @kevinharvey9500 9 місяців тому +1

    I have no idea why I watched this

  • @ETB3341
    @ETB3341 Рік тому +1

    curious thumbnail

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      The darkest I've made

    • @ETB3341
      @ETB3341 Рік тому

      @@Dino_Stan factual. but i wont judge you cause, youre still epic either way

  • @lkcdarzadix6216
    @lkcdarzadix6216 2 роки тому +1

    what happened to the civil war?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      They took my armies and I surrender

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan so rainfurrest con cancelled again by furry again

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      The real punishment is it coming back

  • @lijunasuguerra6424
    @lijunasuguerra6424 Рік тому +1

    Do the naggin. Hahahahahahahaha

  • @undary0u
    @undary0u 2 роки тому +1

    How does your rome 2 turn phase so fast the fuck

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      My pc is from the future I think

    • @undary0u
      @undary0u 2 роки тому

      @@Dino_Stan it's so wierd seeing rome 2 do anything fast but the commentary was top notch as well

  • @themiband0598
    @themiband0598 2 роки тому +1

    based video

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc 2 роки тому +1

    Nice cat bro

  • @martinmullender-taeter5163
    @martinmullender-taeter5163 2 роки тому +1

    you get 2 dollars and a ham sandwich :D lol

  • @jaif7327
    @jaif7327 Рік тому +1

    i love this nxgga

  • @supagangsta2962
    @supagangsta2962 2 роки тому +1

    Me: haec silva tam grata et pacifica
    Der Wald: *Deutsche Klänge*

  • @mememachine6022
    @mememachine6022 2 роки тому +1

    Bro bought the animal dlc and didnt use the fucking bee catapult the worst unit in tw history smh. Dinostans gone soft

  • @jakubreliga2549
    @jakubreliga2549 2 роки тому +1

    When rome

  • @mogus581
    @mogus581 2 роки тому +1

    day 257 of waiting for eu4 dahomey world conquest

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh 2 роки тому +1

    0:27 Oh no, I prefer boyz, she can't be sigma

  • @bakuisimpartialtoemu
    @bakuisimpartialtoemu 2 роки тому +1

    Are you an Alpha wolf

  • @Hadi252
    @Hadi252 2 роки тому +1

    Play more ck2

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      I might try a mod again sometime

  • @peanutsplatoon9826
    @peanutsplatoon9826 2 роки тому +1

    No fucking way Suebi 2

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil 2 роки тому +3

    Lord save me
    Even in in this land of pagans
    Their be furries

  • @Panguman
    @Panguman 2 роки тому +1

    why sue bi thats mean, what did they do to you

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh 2 роки тому +4

    Ancient forest, ancient Germany, ancient Merkel
    2:16 cute voice
    3:56 Dino Daddy White power style drip, OUR GERENARL HAS FALLEN
    6:59 tfw all other factions are askin u for money at the end of the turn just cause u looted a lot and u can plan economy better than AI. GOLD GOOOOLD? GOOOOLD
    7:15 xDDD
    7:29 Yes, Daddy Dino ♥ UwU
    7:42 YAAAS KWEEEN, SLAAAYA SLAAAAAYYY!
    Mr. Kitler aka Mister HOI4
    8:35 UwU army, at last some furry Dino Stan
    8:57 ure always so nice, always apologizing, thx for showing you evil ass cat who destroyed ur empire ♥
    9:30 but Germans wasn't about trees so much :/
    11:01 again u singin this plz no more memoriez
    11:35 said every Russian commander in history
    12:09 More cinematic momentz in Dino's vids plz
    15:00 pff i spit my tea
    Nice that u play Rome II still, I play it too, I don't feel as old and lonely anymore.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      It's one of the more complete total war games

    • @Vekhh
      @Vekhh 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan U really think so?

  • @Keegan1911
    @Keegan1911 2 роки тому +4

    As a furry viewer of your I support this video ! I'll even give you a like !! *barbarian voice* If you could spare a little gold ?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  2 роки тому +1

      Barbarian voice gaming