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  • @DonutVlogs
    @DonutVlogs  4 роки тому +94

    THE MERCH IS BACK:
    www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/donut-operator

  • @casenjones826
    @casenjones826 4 роки тому +350

    Rule one of cat fight club: Don’t let Daddy Donut know about cat fight club

  • @shawn6925
    @shawn6925 4 роки тому +236

    Yo should put a gopro on squirt lol

  • @ryderbond7966
    @ryderbond7966 4 роки тому +281

    Making a donutoperator vlog:
    1: lots of petting animals
    2: food
    3: boxes
    4: John doing things

    • @DonutVlogs
      @DonutVlogs  4 роки тому +83

      the hell else can I do right now lol

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 4 роки тому +3

      Oof, you got him xD

    • @ryderbond7966
      @ryderbond7966 4 роки тому +9

      Donut Vlogerator Still makes for some good content! Keep it up man, love the vids.

    • @emsfire634
      @emsfire634 4 роки тому +1

      Donut Vlogerator remember when john got stuff in a shopping cart

    • @lilsthesavage2687
      @lilsthesavage2687 4 роки тому +1

      @@DonutVlogs eat squirt

  • @twoworldwars4633
    @twoworldwars4633 4 роки тому +69

    Squirt is like the polar opposite of Perry the Platypus. He lives a double life but does illegal underground bare paw boxing.

    • @CeeCeeB.
      @CeeCeeB. 3 роки тому +1

      "Bare paw boxing"...lmaoooo!

  • @wiskysin
    @wiskysin 4 роки тому +2

    3:14 "Look how fucked up they are." - John, 2020 He's all growns up.

  • @miteb.decarburetor2656
    @miteb.decarburetor2656 4 роки тому +131

    The new Assassin's Creed is looking good

    • @eggsaladsamich7396
      @eggsaladsamich7396 4 роки тому +3

      Yee

    • @shawn6925
      @shawn6925 4 роки тому +5

      Bro I agree I cant wait to get it soon as it comes out this holiday. Been a minute since i brought a AC game.

    • @JayTraversJT
      @JayTraversJT 4 роки тому +4

      Except the twisted history, glorifying vikings as the heroes and England as the villians is pretty wack.
      They shoulda either done another odyssey and had you not take part in the larger overarching war whilst you dealt with underground shiz or done a AC Rogue where you realise your people are actually the villains and have to switch sides- coulda been like Ragnar from the show vikings and had conflicted feelings for his culture- but alas no, we instead have the victims turned into the villains.
      Not cool.

    • @shawn6925
      @shawn6925 4 роки тому +3

      @@JayTraversJT ragnar was based on a real viking

    • @JayTraversJT
      @JayTraversJT 4 роки тому +1

      @Dylan L xD Aaaaahhhh, my mistake.

  • @ethanpendleton987
    @ethanpendleton987 4 роки тому +111

    I think u need a tactical microwave to deal with squirt

    • @Crinp405
      @Crinp405 4 роки тому +8

      A nice football kick should do it

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 4 роки тому +1

      He's already got a dryer, and that's worked on the cats before, after all.

    • @kieranmckinnon542
      @kieranmckinnon542 4 роки тому

      Ha

  • @wilhelmsarosen4735
    @wilhelmsarosen4735 4 роки тому +6

    "Countries are bigger than states".
    Alaska: Sure.

  • @cfarsi7506
    @cfarsi7506 3 роки тому +2

    3:14 “look how fucked up they are”
    IM DEAD💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @aidinpottie125
    @aidinpottie125 4 роки тому +53

    “Can you do the zipper for me?” Probably not the first or last time she’s heard that...

  • @benjaminwoodruff8841
    @benjaminwoodruff8841 4 роки тому +64

    he who has risen has try to murder his owner

  • @mr.noseybonk2024
    @mr.noseybonk2024 4 роки тому +51

    homeless man confirmed armed and dangerous with a knife

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 4 роки тому +10

    9:10 Oh my GOSH!!! That knife is gorgeous!

  • @theblankyblankness
    @theblankyblankness 4 роки тому +66

    When your girlfriend unsheaths your blade.

  • @vanillabryce24
    @vanillabryce24 4 роки тому +28

    “I just went to let the dogs out, late at night, and I found this” *shows completely black screen*

    • @missmiou6273
      @missmiou6273 4 роки тому +1

      yeah I was totaly shock by the sight lol

  • @mcomeslast
    @mcomeslast 4 роки тому +35

    Yeah, get your patch wall up while you’re at home. My cat gets aggressive when she doesn’t feel well. Squirt, what are you doing?

  • @max_103-4
    @max_103-4 4 роки тому +42

    There fighting on who gets pets first and love

  • @Mooshkie50able
    @Mooshkie50able 4 роки тому +28

    Cats can feel the electricity going through the wires like a mild vibration.

  • @KiwiMan960
    @KiwiMan960 4 роки тому +14

    First rule of cat fight club: Meow
    Second rule of cat fight club: Meow

  • @ctgaming5924
    @ctgaming5924 4 роки тому +10

    18-35mm refers to the focal length or “zoom” of the lens, and 1.8 refers to the lowest f-stop acheivable, or highest depth of field. So that’s a good lens lol

    • @DonutVlogs
      @DonutVlogs  4 роки тому +14

      I really should learn all these things

    • @sigsauer_firearms
      @sigsauer_firearms 3 роки тому

      @@DonutVlogs Have you learned it yet?

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 4 роки тому +20

    Quarantine mail: a new knife, fan letters, patches, skateboards and accessories, energy drinks and supplements....
    It’s hard to feel too sorry for you as I look at the credit card application, mass-produced lawncare ad and an Avon catalog addressed to “Resident” that was in my mailbox.

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 4 роки тому +1

      I got some gun parts in that I ordered right before watching this, so it softened the blow. ;)

  • @hallowedacolyte8120
    @hallowedacolyte8120 4 роки тому +10

    4:30 now that's the type of attitude I like

    • @willh2739
      @willh2739 3 роки тому

      "Where is he? I'm gonna step on him."

  • @concentratecorner1744
    @concentratecorner1744 4 роки тому +4

    00:02 Butcher does the funniest little jump ahah his back end went higher than the front

  • @mapletreepower7038
    @mapletreepower7038 4 роки тому +20

    Fight club: The return of church

  • @trentonlong2858
    @trentonlong2858 3 роки тому +3

    Did John say look how fucked up they are about his eggs

  • @reas1112
    @reas1112 4 роки тому +1

    3:15 I can’t be the only one who heard John say “look how fucked up they are”

  • @Luisdiaz-fg5zc
    @Luisdiaz-fg5zc 3 роки тому +2

    BREAKING NEWS FORMER POLICE OFFICER HOLDS DOG FIGHT IN HIS HOME 😂😂

  • @web550
    @web550 4 роки тому +5

    What was that book "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety?"

  • @ghilleman7806
    @ghilleman7806 4 роки тому +19

    3:15 My ears didn’t hear the correct words.

    • @ThatOneSniper
      @ThatOneSniper 4 роки тому +2

      Neither did mine

    • @Cason_Brown
      @Cason_Brown 4 роки тому

      Is there correct ones? I have listened to it like 20 times and I can’t hear anything other than the not very good ones.

  • @adamlincoln6579
    @adamlincoln6579 4 роки тому

    Best line ever: “squirts got a fight club”

  • @DaTwistedOne1
    @DaTwistedOne1 4 роки тому +8

    1:27 Guess I forgot to put my name on it..lol Landotees is who I ordered it from..lol

  • @brandonmurphy1725
    @brandonmurphy1725 4 роки тому +6

    "Big tongue ass head" I'm definitely gonna use that one haha

  • @gj3581
    @gj3581 4 роки тому +11

    I saw that you got my honor guard patch and I literally ran around my house screaming in excitement 😂😭

  • @scrap_monkey695
    @scrap_monkey695 3 роки тому +2

    OH MY, JOHN SAID FUCK!

  • @chasegiorgis8249
    @chasegiorgis8249 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for uploading this was the first thing I saw on my birthday and it already made my day

  • @DavidDost
    @DavidDost 4 роки тому +1

    F1.8 is a shallow F-stop. Therefore, the foreground is in focus, but the middle ground and background are not in focus.

    • @DavidDost
      @DavidDost 4 роки тому +1

      Also he bites you, because you pet him which is a reinforcer to him biting you. Look into behavioral psychology, Pavlov, or reinforcement contingencies. You'll be able to train that cat to walk a tight rope.

  • @MelvinSmellin
    @MelvinSmellin 4 роки тому +1

    7:00 John's face was of disappointment, embarrassment, and contempt.

  • @buck2428
    @buck2428 4 роки тому

    Your video on the main in my opinion is one of the best I have been subbed for 3 year

  • @dianecomly6132
    @dianecomly6132 4 роки тому

    I have a 14 month old Lab and 7 yr old GSD and I share the same TV interruptions all day long. I'm in Delaware and we're still under stay-at-home orders.

  • @chew2elah
    @chew2elah 4 роки тому +8

    He’s reminding you of the first rule of fight club. Haha

  • @alexanderberg1994
    @alexanderberg1994 4 роки тому +1

    Keep up the bloody good content, it makes my day to see a new video from you

  • @ryangribs
    @ryangribs 4 роки тому

    Quarantine really got me entertained by a video of just someone opening mail and petting a cat

  • @AngelHeart1971
    @AngelHeart1971 4 роки тому

    Thank you for sharing this! We said goodbye to our 17 year old orange cat named Lilo early this morning. Squirt reminds me of her. May you be graced with many many years with Squirt.

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 4 роки тому +18

    You should make Jones watch the fried cat scene in “Christmas Vacation” like Alex in “A Clockwork Orange”. That oughta cure him.

  • @isaiahbirch3769
    @isaiahbirch3769 4 роки тому +8

    Is it bad I watched 2 new donut videos in the same period of time as having a stroke

  • @santeriairaksinen398
    @santeriairaksinen398 4 роки тому

    Squirt is a robot sent by the government, it loads by laying on electric cords, the same way the robot pidgeons load on by sitting on power lines.

  • @eggsaladsamich7396
    @eggsaladsamich7396 4 роки тому

    I love the vlogs and the family including kitties,just had a lady here in Colorado help me out with cat food and money ince I'm broke due to rona.I'm so thankful that she helped me and I'm glad people still love and want to help yall also even if its creature comforts like knives food and cool stuff I love to see it all it's so interesting and hope you get back to a great state of mental health

  • @hugorahm7875
    @hugorahm7875 4 роки тому +1

    0:46 Cayley is becoming a full blown alcoholic

  • @rat2646
    @rat2646 4 роки тому

    Imagine walking outside ur house and u see a cat fight club and then u realize ur cat is probably the undefeated champion of that fight club

  • @stevenlee_1
    @stevenlee_1 4 роки тому

    Donut unboxing his new camera was priceless. Best camera I've ever seen.

  • @carpiro8108
    @carpiro8108 3 роки тому

    Ive been to that cops and donuts in claire and it is awesome

  • @ahmctech104
    @ahmctech104 4 роки тому

    I learned to poach eggs last weekend. Splash of vinegar in the water and give it a good spin before dropping the egg in. Those tips changed my life! I have failed for years until now. Never again!

  • @FearTheShadowz
    @FearTheShadowz 4 роки тому +5

    Cops and donuts is such a good bakery in Michigan.

  • @TheUnshootable1
    @TheUnshootable1 4 роки тому

    18-35 is you focal length f/1.8 is the minimum aperture the lens is capable of... very good

  • @SnarfSnarf2
    @SnarfSnarf2 4 роки тому

    I believe Squirt thinks the chords are snakes. My cat chews all chords, unplugged and plugged.

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 4 роки тому

    "Where is he I'm gonna step on him" I love that

  • @eragonunderhill5545
    @eragonunderhill5545 4 роки тому

    we had a cat who would bite a lot so we pet him with oven mitts on and he learned biting accomplishes nothing and he tamed up real quick

  • @evanseveneleven2958
    @evanseveneleven2958 4 роки тому

    Donut: Pet!
    Squirt: Don't touch me there, this is my no no square!

  • @elipothier3901
    @elipothier3901 4 роки тому

    loved the video dude

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 4 роки тому

    Squirt attacks donut: top ten anime betrayals

  • @comicscodeauthority3920
    @comicscodeauthority3920 4 роки тому +1

    Donut: WhY dO YoU KeEP BitINg Me!!?
    also Donut: 6:00

  • @lieutenantburnsgamesandmor4526
    @lieutenantburnsgamesandmor4526 3 роки тому

    5:10
    Donut "Hows your fight club going?"
    Squirt "Shit he knows, HE KNOWS, I must try to kill him!"

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix 4 роки тому

    Jeeves: exists
    Butcher: p l a y t i m e

  • @Drizzle6
    @Drizzle6 4 роки тому

    Squirts the cutest name for a cat and then the cat named Squirt starts attacking you like a cannibal

  • @BootlegFilly7
    @BootlegFilly7 4 роки тому +1

    Dude I love that series!!!

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 4 роки тому

    "How to talk to your cat about Gun Safety" 0:38
    Are you trying to teach Squirt how to use a Glock?

  • @GloriousShiva42
    @GloriousShiva42 4 роки тому +1

    Peaky, and I cannot stress this enough, Fookin Blinders.

  • @ex-staticchiropracticdrrob7185
    @ex-staticchiropracticdrrob7185 4 роки тому

    Fun fact: Cats can "hear" the electricity flowing thru cables and wires and sometimes it soothes them. Kinda like a white noise machine.

  • @lukehansen6111
    @lukehansen6111 4 роки тому

    1:50 fun fun fun for the dogs

  • @unbakedsub
    @unbakedsub 4 роки тому +1

    are we gonna ignore how perfect those eggs are

  • @theatre_art
    @theatre_art 4 роки тому +1

    Donut, you need to get an old glove and play-fight with your cats when they feel like fighting rather than petting.... It'll run down their energy a bit and might even help stop Squirt from fighting animals if you allow him to fight your gloved hand instead.
    My family managed to teach our cat to fight the glove and not animals or bare hands, so I guess it was effective!

  • @Kresh42
    @Kresh42 4 роки тому

    squirt protecc
    squirt attacc
    squirt's got a fight club in the back

  • @Stormy_Boi
    @Stormy_Boi 4 роки тому

    Crazed cat mauls his owner, when questioned by police he relpied "meow meow,meow meow meow, MEOWWW!"

  • @505-Main
    @505-Main 4 роки тому

    I live in clare mi and cops and doughnuts is a huge business here you should look into how they came to be

  • @woodentaco9796
    @woodentaco9796 4 роки тому +2

    Wow, 2 videos on 2 channels in one DAY and in the Same HOUR

  • @Br00tz966
    @Br00tz966 4 роки тому +2

    First rule of Bite Club: you don't talk about Bite Club.

  • @charleslindberg829
    @charleslindberg829 4 роки тому

    Seeing people send Donut Operator some fun expensive stuff to say thank him for his police service warms my heart.
    ❤❤

  • @leannepaxton5012
    @leannepaxton5012 4 роки тому +2

    Wow! Cody, that’s a nice knife, dude!
    That is one heck of a generous gift from someone! Very nice indeed!
    Also, the mistake you made when trying to pet Squirt, was that 🤫 you mentioned fight club! 🤫

  • @gbarcan8955
    @gbarcan8955 4 роки тому +5

    This isn't where I parked my car

  • @yomomma6492
    @yomomma6492 4 роки тому

    A cop shot a pit bull in my city today and so many people are trying to defend the dog/owner. The dog was attacking another defenseless 10 year old dog that on a chain with no way to run. It also bit someone who was trying to separate them. It’s crazy how people will just disagree with the police without getting the facts.

  • @comradeurod9805
    @comradeurod9805 4 роки тому +1

    I love how butcher is already bigger than jeeves

  • @waffleMAN-ml8so
    @waffleMAN-ml8so 4 роки тому +1

    3:15 lol

  • @uppityglivestockian
    @uppityglivestockian 4 роки тому

    Squirt's got a fight club. HahahahahahahSquirt, I'm tryina pet you, I'm petting you, I'm.... lol

  • @aNoisyPlatypus
    @aNoisyPlatypus 4 роки тому

    Pro tip: best way to get a cat to understand “no” is to hiss at it. You feel silly the first few times you do it, but it works!

  • @skiames
    @skiames 4 роки тому +1

    Squirt reminds me of my cat. The best type

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 4 роки тому

    Man, if quarantine doesn't lift soon, Donut is gonna eventually reach the point of no return on his journey to becoming Florida Man.

  • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
    @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 4 роки тому

    I love donut because he is a manly man that loves cooking and animals. That's what makes a real man

  • @nathanelvanetta1614
    @nathanelvanetta1614 4 роки тому +7

    Donut again cmon, I need sleep

  • @itsyourboi1016
    @itsyourboi1016 4 роки тому +1

    Quality cat petting content.

  • @jaxsonsmith8845
    @jaxsonsmith8845 4 роки тому

    Keep up the good work Donut!

  • @skywalkerwun
    @skywalkerwun 4 роки тому

    Squirt just practicing his jujitsu for his fight club on you 😂😂

  • @fredericktheconquer6140
    @fredericktheconquer6140 4 роки тому

    what editing software do you use Donut in the beginning of the video.Wait found out because you said it later in the video. new question have you ever thought of premiere pro

  • @michaeldoyle189
    @michaeldoyle189 4 роки тому

    Back to back vids. Nice

  • @equalsgaming7639
    @equalsgaming7639 4 роки тому

    "And then you, jealous big tongue ass head" Perfect description of Butcher.

  • @gabekramer9207
    @gabekramer9207 4 роки тому

    “Where is he? I wanna step on him” 😂😂

  • @DapperShark
    @DapperShark 4 роки тому

    I thought his son just said "look how fucked up they are...[the eggs]." 3:15 I was like.. no way. He's a good kid!

  • @b.z.5383
    @b.z.5383 4 роки тому

    @donut what knife do you edc?

  • @Tn_riverbum
    @Tn_riverbum 4 роки тому

    Install the simply safe camera outside to catch the fight club action!!!

  • @Punkrat59
    @Punkrat59 4 роки тому +8

    I’m in the middle of shaving my hair off and I just stopped so I can watch this😂