Every Tube Station Song - LIVE VERSION
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- In 2013, @jongracey and I wrote the Every Tube Station Song. Now, I finish nearly all my live shows (within the M25) with it.
This was filmed by PAUL KENDLER and URS ROBBE at my show 'Disgusting Songs for Revolting Children' at the Udderbelly on London's South Bank on 11 June 2016.
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he should put in a fake one, that way if someone tries to steal this song, they'll get caught #mapmen
This is such a specific niche joke AND a good idea! I'm really proud of you 😂
@Hakunoはくの because I know all of them, duh
it should be something like 36th street
edit: thats another reference
I suggest North Peckham
@@vvmax4375 Acton Common
I love the underground music scene.
Underrated comment
Hahahahaha
Great one
😂This is an underrated comment
I see what you did there!
what a tough crowd
You just can't hear them because of the sound engineering?
@@undeniablySomeGuy could be wrong, so take this with a grain of salt this is more or less an educated guess. But the mic on his guitar will be a condenser which wont pick up the crowd at all. The mic for his voice looks like it isnt directional though, so you should be able to hear the crowd through that at least a little.
@@benlightbound2083 The "mic" on his guitar is a pickup inside the guitar (most likely a piezo).
@@amyrogers7628 looking back yes that was stupid, but in fairness they'll have likely mic'd the amp or speaker up with a condenser to get the recording so take that as you will
@@benlightbound2083 sound engineer here, it sounds like its direct feed from the mixing desk at the venue (output from the mixer straight into a computer that's recording it) so the very little crowd you're hearing is what his vocal mic picked up
Impressive, now do the syllable-shift thing from the park bench on this song... :D
No.
+Jay Foreman Why not? Would be quite interesting to see (or to hear rather)! :D
I think he pressed reply too soon, he means "No bother, pal."
so you have tryd
NiklasStøterau
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He could have put a fake one in here and no one would notice.
Evy! I wonder if he actually has...
I checked. he didn't :)
Did he say Wimbledon twice?
I can confirm that he didn't after a long time of looking at my tube map
@@CaptCovfefe515 no, Wimbledon park and Wimbledon
"When I say your one give me a big cheer"
Silence 😂😂
think one guy cheered for Canada Water
cooperkid232 The audience is not mic’d
It was unclear that Jay Foreman was referring to their closest London Underground station.
There was like 3 or 4 weak cheers
I heard a cheer when he said Canning Town
imagine the news reader telling that all stations are closed, and then this starts playing, like:
The following stations are closed: Hornchurch, ickenam, and so on
Otso Kivivuori We go over to breaking news with Jay Foreman. *plays this video*
It happens once a year
This masterpiece is wasted on all those 5 year olds
ikr
This song will be outdated when Watford closes.
J p b Dude when is Watford closing
Is it only me that is a kid who is so addicted to tube maps ?
@@montyandmaryv9340 no.
The fact that he remembers EVERY tube station, plays a guitar along with it, and does that well, puts all the tube stations into a musical form and actually plays it live and this fast is really amazing
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered
This comment deserves more likes!
@@kimifur hats off to Tom Lehrer
Love the implication here that tube stations are natural phenomena and new ones are constantly being discovered by scientists
Hyde Park Station frequently receives complaints about dead pigeons...
Reference: /watch?v=yaFxrYEDmCs
I could hear a bigger applause from the crowd in the non-live version
Didn't he told.them not to applause?
The crowd is rubbish.
Griffyn The crowd isn’t mic’r
Ikr
Cool man
In their defense, it looks like a lot of them are children.
Sean Rea who don’t know crap about railways.
I feel whenever he goes live he has the worst audience in the world
Muhammad Christ there's no microphone on the audience. That's why they don't sound loud
They are all kids, they probs don't understand what he is singing. He should do improv.
Arsène Wenger yes, brainless toddlers who know nothing except ‘ oOo It’S a TwO tWo TwAiN!’
@@bennickss Epic roast, keep dunking on those five-year-olds, my man.
@@bennickss How about you go in the corner and cry, it's better than insulting children online.
Woah, why did you steal Tom Scott's shirts?
100th like
XD
typical case of identity theft in the UK: they seem to steal everybody else's plain monotone shirts
420 likes
Tom buys them in bulk so
The NYC version wouldnt be too catchy. Itll just be a whole bunch of numbers :\
Sonu Chadalavada boston would be god
good
1st street, 2nd street, 3rd street, 4th street
... many streets later ....
and 1726th street BTW im not from USA
I may be a bit biased, but I think Washington DC's might be pretty good.
Eh, that's beginners' stuff.
Try Vienna:
"Messe-Prater, Hiezing, Kagran, Gasometer, Spittelau,
Pilgramstraße, Siebenhirten, Volkstheater and Krieau!
Neue Donau, Oberlaa and Hietzing, Grinzing, Ottakring,
Rennbahnweg, Perfektastraße, Schottentor and Schottenring!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Did I miss something? Good vid!
Oh yeah! Sorry, it's hard to hear. They started clapping along.
haha great crowd control!
is it hard to concentrate if they clap?
I think if you shout "You! Shut it!". That would work
ixICocoIxi thank u
that poor kid, he just wanted to ask a question
ONE SYLLABLE OUT OF TIME
I recited this for a poetry competition and got 2nd place
Thanks, Mr. Foreman!
Did you credit him?
Mmh not fair
I did the same thing and I got 30 points in my house team at school
Admit it, you listened for your local station didn't you.
(Wanstead represent!)
Hounslow Central FTW
East Putney, Putney Bridge
Wait Daniel Dankers why are you here?
Noothan Magic
Theo Higgins I was waiting fir Arsenal, had to be careful because I knew he's go past it quickly
I wonder if he'll update the song in a couple of years time when -Crossrail- *Elizabeth Line* opens?
plus the overground maybe
mittfh DLR
Crossrail Elizabeth Line is not a tube line. Neither are the overground or the DLR.
Super cat Exactly
I dont think Crossrail is not part of the tube network, but it is sometimes called the Elizabeth line
Heathrow terminals 1, 2, 3 is now just 2, 3 as 1 is closed :P
Really great though, heard your act during Tom Scotts citation needed and was very recommendable. Thoroughly enjoyed it along with your history/geography videos.
Still referred as Heathrow Terminals 1,2,3 on the tube, and Central on the buses.
@@kismikola its still 1, 2, 3 on the tube? Daym
@@poteyatocheapp6978 yes, even on the announcer, and the front of the train. Other public transport like bus now refers as Heathrow Central though.
@@kismikola hmm
I mean... Missing Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station now.
Can you do every UK Parliament Constituency?
All 650
Haha that would be good
i love how organically he breaks into song. it’s like a disney prince
underrated comment 😂
TfL: We're opening a new extension!
Jay: Damn.
I wonder how he would've done it when the East London Line was part of the system
lol... is he in his socks?
He actually is xD
It's like Tim Minchin in training. Not quite barefoot yet.
I love that xD
Most of us are actually in our socks most of the time we're awake, though.
Yup
Wow even more impressive performing it live ...... what was the person doing when you said 'I wouldn't do that'?
+euronick61 Clapping along.
Jay Foreman XD
Jay Foreman Really? Why not?
BTW I shouted like you wanted when you said Rayners Lane and then got a 1 hour lecture from my parents for it.
@@oliverqueen5883 here from the far future - this song changes _a lot_ in tempo, and he takes breathers every so often, and at least imo (orchestral musician as I am) there are few things as distracting as people clapping along during performance 😅
i couldn't even read them off a paper that fast, let alone memorizing them all, singing them and playing guitar at the same time!
Someone was an Animaniacs fan when they were young!
2:41 Jay Foreman: Hendon Central, Hounslow Central
Captions: Hendon Central has no central
3:10 Jay Foreman: My name is Jay Foreman!
Captions: My name is Joe
JOE MAMA
Great song, and I can't imagine performing it live... There is of course one complaint: It's now "Heathrow Terminals 2 & 3", which actually fits the metre of the song better...
Andrew Marsden thats not a complaint that is a useless fact
this channel is full of useless facts. fits right in.
***** hey! Id lile to see you do better
i wasnt trying to insult anyone.
***** really!?!
270 Stations in the song has 2 stations excluded which didn't open till September 2021 were Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station.
How about backwards?
strafrag1 omg 😀 melt his Brian! 😂
@@HamSweetHam25 Brain?
🅱️ A N K
0:39 the girl in the audience dancing while someone sings a song about all 270 stations of the London underground. nice
Stolen Tom Scott's look I see 😂
Exactly what I taught😂😂
Funny that, he is in the newest Matt & Tom Parkbench, replacing Tom as he is in the Artic lol
Just came from there. I wouldn't have known he or this channel existed otherwise.
They went to school together :) (university i think)
tom scott + guy martin= jay foreman
I’m really impressed by people who can sing things like this!
Also I can’t believe how many stations there are!
You do NOT get the love you deserve. Subbed within 20 seconds. My goal is now to learn this for my tenor ukulele.
jay: SING ALONG :D crowd: *awkward silence*
"Give me a big cheer when I say your station!"
Me, from Hornchurch: ............
Ickenham
Hainault
Bromley-by-Bow
Morden, Monument, Morningtom Crescent....
Inspired by someone in the comments of the original music video. Here's all the stations according to UA-cam auto generated subtitles in this song...
Acton Town - Acton Town
Aldgate - or gate
Aldgate East - all-gay East
Alperton - a person
Amersham - a mission
Angel - angel
Archway - audrey
Arnos Grove - on us go
Arsenal - Arsenal
Baker Street - Baker Street
Balham - Balam
Bank - Bank
Barbican - Barbican
Barking - bargaining
Barkingside - Bucky‘s I
Barons Court - bound score
Bayswater - pays will de(pend)
Becontree - backcountry
Belsize Park - Belsize Park
Bermondsey - Bermondsey
Bethnal Green - but the green
Blackfriars - black fries
Blackhorse Road - Black Horse row
Bond Street - Bond Street
Borough - Barra
Boston Manor - foster mana
Bounds Green - bounds green
Bow Road - bow road
Brent Cross - Red Cross
Brixton - Brixton
Bromley-by-Bow - Bromley by beau
Buckhurst Hill - book her still
Burnt Oak - burns oak
Caledonian Road - Caledonian Road
Camden Town - Camden Town
Canada Water - Canada water
Canary Wharf - Canary Wharf
Canning Town - Canning Town
Cannon Street - Cannon Street
Canons Park - cannons park
Chalfont & Latimer - Chalfont and Latimer
Chalk Farm - Chalk Farm
Chancery Lane
- child's Lane
Charing Cross - Charing Cross
Chesham - Chesham
Chigwell - Chigwell
Chiswick Park - (punc)tures eco(namy)
Chorleywood - Hollywood
Clapham Common - chaplain comb and
Clapham North - Clapham north
(ern)
Clapham South - club themselves
Cockfosters - fastest
Colindale - Hallandale
Colliers Wood - Colliers word
Covent Garden - carbon garden
Croxley - crocks Lee
Dagenham East - Dagenham East
Dagenham Heathway - Dagenham Heath way
Debden - didn't
Dollis Hill - dollar sale
Ealing Broadway - healing Broadway
Ealing Common - Ealing conman
Earl’s Court - özgür
East Acton - East Act an
East Finchley - east finchley
East Ham - East and
East Putney - East but
Eastcote - Eastcote
Edgware - edge where
Edgware Road - Edgware
Road
Elephant & Castle - elephant castle
Elm Park - and Park
Embankment - embankment
Epping - Epping
Euston - Euston
Euston Square - using scratch
Fairlop - fairlock
Farringdon - phangan
Finchley Central - Finchley central
Finchley Road - Finchley Road
Finsbury Park - Finsbury Park
Fulham Broadway - Fulham Broadway
Gants Hill - council
Gloucester Road - Gloucester Road
Golders Green - dr. green
Goldhawk Road - (An)gola road
Goodge Street - do Street
Grange Hill - Grange Hill
Great Portland Street - great Portland Street
Green Park - Green Park
Greenford - (be)tween foot
Gunnersbury - gone as Bri
Hainault - hey not
Hammersmith - Hammersmith
Hampstead - Hampstead
Hanger Lane - hanging
Harlesdon - Halston
Harrow & Wealdstone - heroin wheel stone
Harrow-on-the-Hill - hollow on the hill
Hatton Cross - Hottentot
Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3 - Heathrow terminals 1 2 3
Heathrow Terminal 4 - Heathrow terminal 4
Heathrow Terminal 5 - Heathrow terminal 5
Hendon Central - Henton Central
High Barnet - car bonnet
High Street Kensington - High Street katsudon
Highbury & Islington - Highbury & Islington
Highgate - Highgate
Hillingdon - hitting an
Holborn - Hoban
Holland Park - on a park
Holloway Road - Holloway Road
Hornchurch - hone Church
Hounslow Central - has no central
Hounslow East - housecoat East(ern)
Hounslow West - house go West(ern)
Hyde Park Corner - Hyde Park Corner
Ickenham - a condom
Kennington - Kennington
Kensal Green - Kelsey green
Kensington (Olympia) - cancel Olivia
Kentish Town - Kentish Town
Kenton - Henton
Kew Gardens - cute gardens
Kilburn - Kilburn
Kilburn Park - Kilburn for
Kings Cross St. Pancras - Kings Cross and Pancras
Kingsbury - King's lira
Knightsbridge - tonight's speech
Ladbroke Grove - Flavell go
Lambeth North - Lambeth North(land)
Lancaster Gate - like Astor gate
Latimer Road - Latimer Road
Leicester Square - Leicester Square
Leyton - Leighton
Leytonstone - Leytonstone
Liverpool Street - Liverpool Street
London Bridge - Donna bit
Loughton - Loughton
Maida Vale - Bader Dale
Manor House - mana house
Mansion House - mansion house
Marble Arch - Marble Arch
Marylebone - father bone
Mile End - Milan
Mill Hill East - Mill Hill East
Monument - monument
Moor Park - more pro(duct)
Moorgate - more gate
Morden - Morden
Mornington Crescent - Mornington Crescent
Neasden - (s)neezed an
Newbury Park - (eco)nomy park
North Acton - not liked in
North Ealing - North eaning
North Greenwich - North Greenwich
North Harrow - North arrow
North Wembley North Embury
Northfields - or field
Northholt - nor thorn
Northwick Park - North Lake Park
Northwood - northward
Northwood Hills - northward Hill
Notting Hill Gate - Notting Hill Gate
Oakwood - Oakwood
Old Street - or Street
Osterley - Oesterle
Oval - oval
Oxford Circus - Oxford Circus
Paddington - Paddington
Park Royal - part Roy
Parsons Green - pastures green
Perivale - pedobear
Piccadilly Circus - Piccadilly Circus
Pimlico - Pimlico
Pinner - (de)pend
Plaistow - plasto
Preston Road - Preston Road
Putney Bridge - Putney bid
Queensbury - coins burry
Queenspark - Queens part
Queensway - Queensway
Ravenscourt Park - Ravens court park
Rayners Lane - Wednesday
Redbridge - red bridge
Regent’s Park - Petersburg
Richmond - Richmond
Rickmansworth - Rickmansworth
Roding Valley - roading barely
Royal Oak - Roy Roy
Ruislip - Riesling p(rice)
Ruislip Gardens - (p)rice at garden
Ruislip Manor - priced it matter
Russell Square - Ross's great
Seven Sisters - Seven Sisters
Shepherd’s Bush - shivers post
Shepherd’s Bush Market - chippers bush market
Sloane Square - Sloane Square
Snaresbrook - snares bet(ween)
South Ealing - Southie Li(sa)
South Harrow - (Li)sa Harri(s)
South Kenton - (Harri)s of Kenton
South Woodford - South with a
South Kensington - South Kensington
South Ruislip - southwest at
South Wimbledon - South Wimbledon
Southgate - south gate
Southfields - Southfield
Southwark - saw the
St James’s Park - sent James Park(inson)
St John’s Wood - (Parkin)son Jones wood
St Paul’s - simple s(neezed)
Stanford Brook - Stamford Brook
Stanmore - star more
Stepney Green - steady beam
Stockwell - Stockwell
Stonebridge Park - Stone Ridge Park
Stratford - Stratford
Sudbury Hill - Ave Hill
Sudbury Town - Sudbury town
Swiss Cottage - Swiss Cottage
Temple - temple
Theydon Bois - baden boys
Tooting Bec - Tooting Bec
Tooting Broadway - Tooting Broadway
Tottenham Court Road - Tottenham Court Road
Tottenham Hale - Tottenham Hale
Totteridge & Whetstone - oxygen whetstone
Tower Hill - Tower Hill
Tufnell Park - (pro)duct of the punc(tures)
Turnham Green - Turner green
Turnpike Lane - tell Elaine
Upminster - up mr.
Upminster Bridge - up mr. Brij
Upney - up me
Upton Park - Upton Park
Uxbridge - of speech
Vauxhall - voxel
Victoria - Victoria
Walthamstow Central - (foot)ball so central
Wanstead - one stead
Warren Street - Wall Street
Warwick Avenue - Warwick Avenue first time and lauric Avenue 2nd time.
Waterloo - was a new first time and Waterloo 2nd time.
Watford - brought foot(ball)
Wembley Central - Wembley central
Wembley Park - Beverly Park
West Acton - we’re Stockton
West Brompton - West Pompton
West Finchley - West when she
West Ham - West Ham
West Hampstead - West Hampstead
West Harrow - West Harrow
West Ruislip - west islip
West Kensington - West Kensington
Westbourne Park - Westbourne Park
Westminster - Westminster
White City - white city
Whitechapel - white double
Willesden Green - wasn't going
Willesden Junction - Willesden Junction
Wimbledon - women
Wimbledon Park - bulletin park
Wood Green - Wood Green
Wood Lane - wood lane
Woodford - Woodford
Woodside Park - Road side bug
WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
Wow tough crowd. That was amazing and yet the audience barely reacted.
Watching this with auto-generating captions...
i feel like jay lives for the day that someone actually sings along when he shouts "sing along!"
I'm here, as always, for Mornington Crescent.
Would've been really cool if he'd ended with Mornington Crescent, turning the song into one giant game. But I guess it would only have worked if he'd played the Lyttleton Variation.
Used to live near London and there was guy at Baker Street who could tell you the best route to any station on the Underground, wonder if he's still there.
This is definitely improved by being performed live, very impressive :)
Hes gotta phenomenal memory to be able to recall all of the stations....
The kids having more fun than 90% of the audience>>>
0:46 look at that mum 😂
Lol
it would be worth going to one of your london shows just for this song
Aww what a dead crowd. Love the song though...
Very impressive, but can you...
ow sorry wrong channel
I understood that reference
This man isn't Italian
Oh man I love this song. Now for the live version!
@Jay Foreman seriously this is so good that it should be the English folk song
I've been living on a boat around London for 7 years now. I've traversed most of these. LOVE THIS.... !!!
So you actually memorised all the stations. We wondered.
It's been nearly 7 years they haven't closed them (Also make a V2 with Nime Elms.)
i like how the audience is mostly children like they need to learn about tube stations
Jay: "All these small stations that any people dont care about."
Also Jay: "Kings Cross St Pancras"
Me: Ok whatever you say.
i bet this is full of "you forgot (insert station name here)"
He actually "forgot" one.
Well done mate,enjoy it every time when I listen it👍😄EXCELLENT LIVE VERSION
That crowd was truly painful to watch UGHHH
Imagine how I felt!
1:24 already mentioned 109 stations and nearing the halfway mark, may be too late for an announcement like that. In fact the station near where I stayed in 2002 (Putney Bridge) was already mentioned. At least it was at the start of a verse
Did he really just say no one cares about Hornchurch
I live there
I live how the 5 year olds were dancing around not having a clue what he's talking about
he isnt wearing shoes...
have to update this now with Battersea Power Station and Nine Elms!
You're unreasonably talented, Jay.
Hasn't it been a world record of naming all London Undeground stations in shortest time possible?
Jay: WHEN U HEAR UR STATION GIMME A big CHEER
Me: *watching in 2019*
OMG WHERE IS HAYES AND HARLINGTON STATION
That’s not a tube station, so it doesn’t count.
TFL rail (ie Crossrail but not done yet)
Is there something more than like
Most underrated artist ever
I'm assuming this is next-level British humor I could never hope to get
Nah, it's just a list of tube stations.
Fellow american?
@@etekweb there is no UK subway system it's the London underground.
@@beerreview5488 the tube is a subway system? nonce
@@AbbeyRuins indeed but there is no U.K. subway system. This is the point I was clarifying. Twat.
The audience are whelmed
Now you know it's legit when it's live..
He should make an extended to include all the Overground, TfL and DLR stations. It would be magical.
DRN 003 Cutman nah mate. All national rail station and Northern Ireland station and coach station and bus strop and tram stop in the UK as well.
That was very good. I felt an urge to clap along, for some reason.
The good people that go to their respective Heavens are the ones who suppress the urge because they know people at shows cannot keep a rhythm for shit.
I went to London for 10 days and these all sound so vaguely familiar from when I looked at the map on the tube. Good times.
Jay Foreman: SING ALONG!!
People: How can we sing if you are singing fast
5 year olds: who the hell is this guy
Random people again: Am I a joke to you.
I wasn't expecting anyone to cheer at Mill Hill East, yet they did
Why aren't your songs not available on the iTunes Store or the Google play store?
Because they're here: www.jayforeman.co.uk/buy-my-cd
Absolutely Amazing!!! Hope we get to see you for the Leicester February one year!
very impressive that you can do that one live. if they close down one of the stations, will you change the song??!
Randomizer you mean 2018?
@@jpbdude4223 It's 2019 now and it is still open
Yeah lol
If you're local station is Warwick Avenue or Waterloo, congratulations it got mentioned twice in this video
how the fuck did you do that
stevolution666 with a lot of practice
how can he remember all of them. i struggle to remember where to change for work every morning
Hopefully in your house.
Be sure to insert Cassiobridge and Watford Vicarage Road when the time comes. ;)
Cassiobridge? what is that, the bridge of Japanese Electronics?
Terrific! Only yesterday I heard the George Ezra song "Cassy O", and couldn't help but wonder if he was serenading a calculator or a keyboard....
@@caitthenerd7470 It's a planned station between Croxely and Watford Junction on the Metropolitan Line
And Nine Elms and Battersea
Oof this comment didn't age well 😢
The vicarage road station was going to be a minute walk from my house, was so excited 😭
I know the song until Highbury&Islington and its just been 3 months in the uk
lol, for my school talent show I’m going to do the whole thing. I know, I’m a idiot. I’m up to st James park and St John’s Wood. Send help 😱😱
@@olliewill4792
Then -
Shepherd's bush market, Shepherd's bush, Harlesden, Holborn, Northwood hills, Stratford, White city, white chapel, willesden juction, wimbledon, ruislip, ruislip gardens, south ruislip, west ruislip, ruislip manor, great portland street, dagenham east, bounds green, bank!
0:29 poor kid had a question!
Well, I've just watched every Jay Foreman video, maybe I should finally get around doing my homework then.
This is incredible!
Aaaand... Bank.
"Sing along" I can't even hear along!
0% flexing on cars
0% Sexy girls
0% Alcohol
50% Talent
50% London
What?
@@JayForeman It’s hard to imagine a big shot like you replies to comments on yeaaars old videos. It’s even harder to imagine how hard it was to remember all those tube stations.
You need to do this on Britain’s got talent
They’ve asked me 4 times, and I’ve said no 4 times.
@@JayForeman 🤣
He missed one ☝️. Woodford Green has 2 tube stations on the Central Line. One is called Woodford & the other is called South Woodford which he missed. Am I right? I love this, though. He still deserves 5*.
Woodford and South Woodford are both in there.
1:08 = "Woking!"
guys, the crowd was fine, they just weren't on mic. a lot of the time with live shows you have some mics set up for the audience reactions, but here they didn't. it wasn't a dead crowd they're literally dancing in the stalls and he had to ask them to not clap
Didn't you say Tooting twice?
Tooting Broadway and Tooting Bec
SirBuncey its because theres 2 stations in tooting: Tooting Broadway and Tooting Bec.
I love Jay SO MUCH! He is so entertaining!!
I like trains
I love how he asked them to sing along at the fast part