Jimmy Carr vs Blonde Girl

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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024
  • Jimmy Carr picks on a girl who sniggers during a joke in the Jimmy Carr Stand Up DVD. Bet she wishes she didn't :D
    Sorry about the small screen! :(
    (no copyright intended)

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  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 9 років тому +4675

    If you're at a Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle show and they suddenly stop and point at you and say - "Hello, what's your name?". You know at that moment you are well and truly screwed regardless.

    • @duoinfernale2939
      @duoinfernale2939 9 років тому +113

      +Abraham Hagos like sharks smelling blood you can't escape

    • @heiveldboy
      @heiveldboy 8 років тому +139

      +Abraham Hagos Funny thing is, you aren't. Only if you try too much to get his attention off of you. If she had just played along none of this would've happened, but instead she decided to wear a "make fun of me" sign.

    • @syindicate3893
      @syindicate3893 8 років тому +2

      just say john

    • @emeraldjonnie5031
      @emeraldjonnie5031 7 років тому +3

      Np

    • @tmjfitself2093
      @tmjfitself2093 7 років тому +43

      I literally pointed out my mate just to witness this happen in person, God it was good.

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +1860

    "My parents are going to watch this"
    "And they'll know you're a dirty little hussy"
    LOL

    • @lifeguard2564
      @lifeguard2564 4 роки тому +2

      And so are 5.7 million people on UA-cam.

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 4 роки тому

      @Lee S Always a dirty little hussy that complains about minor stuff on a UA-cam comedy video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 4 роки тому

      @Lee S I'm from Massachusetts. We don't do inbred like you do. Stop deflecting. You're just a spoilsport. Be one with it. Own it. In every crowd, there has to be at least one heckler, or person who takes the joke too seriously...and I guess you're that person. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 4 роки тому

      @Lee S Oh no! Not....MOM! Please...anything but MOM!
      You are so desperate for attention, so you have to seek it in the comments section of a UA-cam video. And when someone calls you out for being a killjoy, you double down. And so you dig deep into your comeback bag...and you pull out..."Yo mama"? Really? That's the best you got?
      Invoking mom is almost as old as jokes about chickens crossing roads. Come on...you can do better than that. Or maybe you can't.
      Oh, by the way...in order for my mom to tell me anything, someone would have to hold a seance. Because she's been dead for 15 years. Plus, my room is immaculate, and so she would never have told me to clean it. But she would have found it funny that some poor little boy on UA-cam would think that she would NEED to say anything to me about cleaning ANYTHING, especially since SHE was the messy one of the two of us. LOL
      Hecklers gonna heckle, I guess. Poor, pathetic child. Jimmy Carr would have a field day with you at one of his shows... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 4 роки тому

      @Lee S Yes I am. 49 and counting, and proud of it. 😁😁😁

  • @DhairyaKhale
    @DhairyaKhale 8 років тому +459

    The lady who said "They're fuck-buddies" is my spirit animal.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Рік тому

      Really, coz you just sound like a nonce

  • @oldschoolm8
    @oldschoolm8 9 років тому +771

    If you get picked on at a comedy show, all you need to do is participate, have a laugh and the comedian will move on. She just kept on digging her own grave there didn't she? It's all supposed to be in good fun and it's never personal.

    • @rachitmakhija9703
      @rachitmakhija9703 5 років тому +4

      Jez Creed its sad that things have changed now. Comedians get called out for making slightly offensive jokes. Idk what will happen next.

    • @3inchhippotomous.508
      @3inchhippotomous.508 4 роки тому +7

      All you need to do if you get singled out is to not to respond verbally.Dead air is awful to an entertainer and they will move on with no harm done to you.

    • @JustFun598
      @JustFun598 3 роки тому +3

      I would have liked, but you are at 666 likes currently LOL

    • @oldschoolm8
      @oldschoolm8 3 роки тому

      Right....I want to know who liked my comment for the 667th time. They deserve an arse kicking. 666 is the number of the beast and probably the coolest 3 digit number out there.

    • @JustFun598
      @JustFun598 3 роки тому +2

      @@oldschoolm8 Probably some believer, or as Jimmy would say, one of the gullible ones

  • @Raidoven
    @Raidoven 9 років тому +417

    Jimmy is a complete asshole and that's why we love him.

    • @Raidoven
      @Raidoven 9 років тому +6

      Darude-Sandstorm hey now, i like your song but let's not go there, friend.

    • @cloudstrife2536
      @cloudstrife2536 9 років тому +2

      Faizal Ali so true my friend ... so true ...

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 9 років тому +6

      Faizal Ali He isn't an asshole. He is just British.

    • @cloudstrife2536
      @cloudstrife2536 9 років тому +2

      greenghost2008 i'm british ... so does that mean i'm an asshole ??

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 9 років тому +6

      Cloud Strife yep.lol

  • @GazMatic
    @GazMatic 8 років тому +705

    Guy is clapping when she is called a dirty little hussy. hahahaha

    • @josephfrezza5822
      @josephfrezza5822 5 років тому +2

      Id've loved to have been a fly on the wall when they got home! lol

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 2 місяці тому

      That's what he calls her 😂

  • @calebmufcthompson
    @calebmufcthompson 9 років тому +1040

    I don't think she's gonna go and see Jimmy Carr again hahaha

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 9 років тому +147

      calebmufcthompson Of course not. Semen Demons are busy people.

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 6 років тому +11

      SirNilzey Are you Jimmy holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 6 років тому +2

      She’d fuck him tho if she got a chance I bet 😂😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +1

      Good. Fuck her.
      And i dont even mean literaly.

  • @K1MB3RL3Y88
    @K1MB3RL3Y88 8 років тому +798

    She looked gutted when he called her a slag lmfao!

    • @colintatum6872
      @colintatum6872 6 років тому +26

      K1MB3RL3Y88 because the truth hurts. Guaranteed blokes a missus at home.

    • @YOYO-ew8mp
      @YOYO-ew8mp 5 років тому +10

      Then she shouldnt behave like one

    • @R0ACH44
      @R0ACH44 5 років тому +9

      If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck....

    • @molinny
      @molinny 5 років тому +3

      @@R0ACH44 .........and f*c*s like a slag.....

  • @ThePennyPincher
    @ThePennyPincher 8 років тому +928

    "My parents are going to watch this!" Should have thought about that before you stepped in front of the Jimmy Carr firing squad!

  • @libertyjane
    @libertyjane 9 років тому +463

    I sneezed just before he said bless you... Just sat here like the fuck

    • @mhardavidtv1239
      @mhardavidtv1239 8 років тому +7

      Thats the magic of having a cat

    • @psychoaztecs
      @psychoaztecs 8 років тому +3

      +Libby bless you.

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 8 років тому +2

      +Libby omg, a coincidence. MIND.BLOWN.

    • @libertyjane
      @libertyjane 8 років тому

      syindicate erm thank you 😂

    • @syindicate3893
      @syindicate3893 8 років тому

      +Libby Lester more than welcome I think have a nice day or night if your also in the uk

  • @alkahmist
    @alkahmist 11 років тому +903

    "My mom's gonna watch this" yeah, so did another 2 million people apparently.

  • @Cenotaff
    @Cenotaff 9 років тому +596

    Maybe slightly harsh but it's only ever in jest and since you're at a Jimmy Carr show you should know what sort of humour he has. Take it on the chin and 'move along', her friend was the one who threw her under the bus with the fuck buddies revelation! I bet the two women had some stern words after the show, hah.

    • @cfa124
      @cfa124 9 років тому +61

      Cenotaff she also dug the hole and kept digging by trying to get him to move on

    • @granthughes9141
      @granthughes9141 9 років тому +1

      random question here....why are so many guys named callum in the UK.? i know this isn't accurate but it seems like there is atleast one guy named Callum out of ten lol

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 8 років тому +1

      +grant hughes It's Hugh Grant! :D

    • @granthughes9141
      @granthughes9141 8 років тому +1

      HardcoreHamster33 hahaha

    • @jackdonkey13
      @jackdonkey13 8 років тому +10

      +Cenotaff It's not his fault she's a slag.

  • @WWEPH5926
    @WWEPH5926 8 років тому +255

    I love how in the last frame you see her mate ask if she actually flipped him off and she nods her head.

  • @OmsoiTekken
    @OmsoiTekken 5 років тому +24

    The way she kept responding and asking him to move on was the very thing adding fuel to the fire haha.

    • @gerinx3994
      @gerinx3994 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah she should’ve just stopped talking.

  • @mitcheys4423
    @mitcheys4423 8 років тому +411

    Should be retitled Jimmy Carr absolutely demolishes Blonde Girl. There was no "vs"

    • @bestgrimbarianever
      @bestgrimbarianever 7 років тому +13

      that would be a misleading title though... if ya know what i mean ;)

    • @WxB2001
      @WxB2001 6 років тому +7

      Sounds like a porn title lol

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 6 років тому +1

      Reverse clickbait

    • @skipindarskipindar8308
      @skipindarskipindar8308 6 років тому +1

      There was no "demolish". He made a fool of himself yet again but incels love him.

    • @bozokreso5555
      @bozokreso5555 5 років тому +6

      @@skipindarskipindar8308 how lol?

  • @vl420
    @vl420 10 років тому +782

    Dam that guy looked embaresed as hell

    • @Domenique18
      @Domenique18 10 років тому +90

      Would'nt you? She is pretty ugly.

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 10 років тому +32

      ***** OOOHH!!! Chuck Norris is barbequeing a bitch!!!!! xD

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 10 років тому +22

      DGRWPF
      That desperate?

    • @vl420
      @vl420 10 років тому +38

      DGRWPF
      you went to England for a Romanian hooker?? Now thats comedy

    • @DGRWPF
      @DGRWPF 10 років тому +2

      Tea.Heich.Cee 420 no dude, i was there for the holidays with my wife. we visited some good friends. england is the last place i would go if you talk about broads....

  • @cecilia3313
    @cecilia3313 5 років тому +38

    Her: "Move along"
    Jimmy: "I'm sorry, is that some peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 5 років тому

      Your comment deserves alot more credits

  • @darketribute1562
    @darketribute1562 9 років тому +442

    People that think this is offensive have presumably never watched any of Frankie Boyle's live shows.

    • @333vis
      @333vis 9 років тому +11

      DarkeTribute oh yes damn that guy is dope well except for that thick accent.

    • @TKeeper94
      @TKeeper94 9 років тому +5

      333vis Frankie Boyle doesn't have a thick accent for a Scot lol
      I'm Scottish and there's places in Scotland where even I can't understand the accent.

    • @oskarsmurnieks9478
      @oskarsmurnieks9478 9 років тому +1

      they have, they just cant understand a Word he is saying with that awful accent

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 9 років тому +1

      +DarkeTribute If you go to a Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle show, you know what you're getting into. Personally, I'd love it, the man is just too funny to get pissed off at.

    • @TheChimp-media
      @TheChimp-media 9 років тому

      +Oskars Mūrnieks I agree. I can understand every word he is saying on TV shows like mock the week. However, I downloaded some of his standups shows and I am still trying to find subtitles. He just become too Scotish in his standups :(

  • @xXSkAtTyRaTXx
    @xXSkAtTyRaTXx 11 років тому +16

    Jimmy Carr is brilliant, saw him live, and literally most of his show is interacting with the audience ! So clever and witty !

    • @ellisd3165
      @ellisd3165 2 роки тому

      same as michael ian black, theyre the best, close second is big jay oakerson

  • @chikowashere
    @chikowashere 8 років тому +11

    I can't get enough of Jimmy Carr

  • @jonathanoakey4745
    @jonathanoakey4745 10 років тому +30

    A missed opportunity when he said "It's not every day that I get to talk to a slag". She should have said: "Don't you call your mother often, then?"

    • @josephstevens5489
      @josephstevens5489 5 років тому

      Regardless of aliveness or there lack of, still would have been a good addition to it

  • @doughall6730
    @doughall6730 8 років тому +22

    Anyone who has ever watched Jimmy Carr should know that if they are within the first few rows of his stand-up, they are fair game, whether or not they participate

  • @sangsb2726
    @sangsb2726 9 років тому +45

    The fact is that, he didn't call them fuck bodies. They themselves told him that they are fuck bodies! I will stand by Jimmy Carr.

  • @emilyannabethlager
    @emilyannabethlager 9 років тому +475

    Who regally told a egocentric comedian to move on as if she were a queen and he a mere peasant hired to entertain her? And, on top of that, her "friend" did give Jimmy the fodder so whose fault is her humiliation really but her own and that of the company she keeps?

    • @zaks7
      @zaks7 7 років тому +20

      I can't even comprehend what the fuck you just said

    • @elliottmcdermott8879
      @elliottmcdermott8879 7 років тому +8

      Coming from the a person who speaks like the queen 😂😂😂

    • @scottmcgregor2001
      @scottmcgregor2001 6 років тому +6

      well do be fair, Emily Lager is an anagram of Regal Limey lol

    • @zedrockiby
      @zedrockiby 6 років тому

      Calm down

    • @LovesTheGash
      @LovesTheGash 6 років тому +9

      Scott McGregor who are you? The fuckin rainman of anagrams? Here’s one for you: Get Fucked

  • @rebelwithacause666
    @rebelwithacause666 7 років тому +10

    I love that the girl who ratted them out is kicking back with her drink after

  • @robmmcc
    @robmmcc 10 років тому +91

    She didn't think to just say: "Yes we are a couple" .. But too embarrassed to admit they were casual!!! . . HOW ARE YOU POSSIBLY GOING TO WIN??!! .. -_- .. a good sport to be fair though.

    • @LoggyWD
      @LoggyWD 4 роки тому +1

      She probably got a boyfriend though. What if he sees it?

  • @iimillieclause6551
    @iimillieclause6551 10 років тому +20

    omg I cant actually believe people are analysing this and saying hes sexist, cruel etc - he's taking the piss for comedy and a reaction which is what people have paid to go and see

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 5 років тому

      Plus, she in in fact a slaaaaaag. I should know, my fuck buddy is dirty and I mean dirrrty.

  • @misssnugglebunny8093
    @misssnugglebunny8093 10 років тому +35

    If you can't take a joke.. don't go
    The man is a comedian.. it's what he does

  • @fatherofwar1203
    @fatherofwar1203 8 років тому +19

    "Move along"
    "Surely there's something else"
    I can't help but think you're only digging deeper... Into a another random bloke in a way.

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 років тому +9

    Pure class 😂 Don't heckle him, he will destroy you with his wit. Yet at the same time he is also taking the piss out of himself, which is the way to do it. 👏

  • @dwainejohnson9390
    @dwainejohnson9390 8 років тому +10

    If Jimmy Carr sets eyes on you at a comedy show... You might as well call the paramedics!

    • @DragonForce.
      @DragonForce. 6 років тому

      Dwaine Johnson gonna need some ointment for those Burn's

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 5 років тому

      I can just imagine making eye contact with Jimmy for a few seconds while in the audience, and just faking a heart attack to avoid the incoming roasts. Although knowing him, he'd probably still make jokes about the guy supposedly having a heart attack xD

  • @nem447
    @nem447 6 років тому +20

    *Brutal!*

  • @kellywalsh3326
    @kellywalsh3326 9 років тому +16

    He doesn't give a shit about anyone and I love him for that!

    • @nelothebluefrog5953
      @nelothebluefrog5953 5 років тому +1

      rob saxon 😂😂😂

    • @ZSy264
      @ZSy264 5 років тому

      rob saxon subtle, do you think she’ll get it?

    • @lauralil6886
      @lauralil6886 5 років тому

      probably not. shes a lesbian anyway.

  • @MrBudzilla420
    @MrBudzilla420 11 років тому

    you are one of the few. you have my respect.

  • @acquiesce022
    @acquiesce022 11 років тому

    wow, I like Jimmy's sense of humour... thank you for posting!

  • @manlystump4240
    @manlystump4240 8 років тому +278

    Jimmy: "It's not every day I get to talk to a slag!"
    Me: "You should phone your mum more often!"
    *drops imaginary mic*

    • @manlystump4240
      @manlystump4240 8 років тому +18

      ***** Fucking hate people who think their opinion matters.
      It doesn't. Now shut up ;)

    • @manlystump4240
      @manlystump4240 8 років тому +14

      Maxx Kroes I'm sure he would have, and I would have enjoyed it.

    • @paint464
      @paint464 8 років тому +3

      I woke up this morning to have Avocado on toast, ok. I literally woke up, got out of bed, and It takes me forever to get out of bed and this is what I saw. Ok, Actually, To be honest this is a pretty solid come back. I happened to enjoy it, ok. and I can not believe the replies right now ok, with this Malicious behavior. To be honest I think they are just jealous that they didn't come up with it, actually. I'm so angry and I'm so mad I have a migraine. I actually can't believe this. Honestly the replies have ruined my actual entire day, and I've called the police about it. so, count down.

    • @scottmcgregor2001
      @scottmcgregor2001 6 років тому +19

      I'm with manly on this one... You see, that's the attitude to have at a comedy show. Try to outwit a comedian if you dare and if they outsmart you, laugh your ass off...

    • @nickhayes9959
      @nickhayes9959 6 років тому +2

      But isn't his mother dead?
      Or was that the joke?

  • @danbradley9754
    @danbradley9754 6 років тому +2

    The friend just casually sipping the water after yelling "They're fuck buddies!" is the best part!

  • @facundosaavedra3200
    @facundosaavedra3200 3 роки тому +3

    Blonde girl: "go on"
    Jimmy: "I'm gonna end this girl's whole career"

  • @sadtofu
    @sadtofu 5 років тому +2

    To be able to be funny on the spot like that. Takes some real talent.

  • @BubblyBrainiac
    @BubblyBrainiac 11 років тому

    I am grateful that you have posting on this thread. All I can do at this point is defend your points. Thank you.

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 8 років тому +11

    Hes good, hes good. Looks a bit like Richard Nixon though.

  • @drewbearloveshoney
    @drewbearloveshoney 11 років тому +14

    Didn't bother with reading the comments but this shit was funny. The End.

  • @ZigzSniping
    @ZigzSniping 8 років тому +5

    She deserves every bit of what she got right there, and more.

  • @The3nlightened0ne
    @The3nlightened0ne 7 років тому +2

    1:23 "A lot of work has gone into that; he's had to buy a Cosmopolitan for years." Best part

  • @cricuts1
    @cricuts1 10 років тому +22

    Don't you ever mess with Jimmy.

  • @jimmc3994
    @jimmc3994 9 років тому +9

    Top banter

  • @ProfitCPG
    @ProfitCPG 5 років тому +13

    Would’ve been funny if he said ‘but I’m probably not the only one getting the finger tonight’

  • @09weenic
    @09weenic 8 років тому +3

    To be fair Vicky took the stick well
    Fair play to her!

    • @keokiracerhalsteren
      @keokiracerhalsteren 8 років тому +7

      Her fuckbuddy would be a better judge for whether she takes the stick well or not.

  • @icepelt1001
    @icepelt1001 7 років тому +1

    i like how that poor woman was just trying so hard to be like "please no please don't do this to me"

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 6 років тому +2

    Spot on EVERYTIME!! Oh yea, and at your expense!

  • @flemwad
    @flemwad 8 років тому +23

    hahahahahahaha 'It's not every day I get to talk to a slag..come on' hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahha

  • @nicholaschilders6541
    @nicholaschilders6541 10 років тому +152

    I don't think the people who are saying this is sexist realize why the guy is being congratulated while the girl is being called a slut. For a guy to be able to sleep with several women at once and be desirable enough to convince one that they should just be fuck buddies takes skill, finesse, money, nice clothes, things like that. The only requirement for a girl to sleep with several men and convince some of them to become fuck buddies is to be present.

    • @ijobrien3
      @ijobrien3 9 років тому +17

      ripped off some material from jim jefferies have we?

    • @mrinternet.
      @mrinternet. 9 років тому +21

      GB2595 Oh quit complaining, sure it is a double standard in that case but it's not like when a guy doesn't have sex with women they're scott-free from judgement as well. Sure a guy that has sex with a lot of women is praised and a women doing the same is her being a slut but a women that doesn't have sex is praised for being so innocent and pure while a guy does the same he's seen as a loser or nerd that can't get laid, even if it's by choice. That's just as bad as being called a slut, if not worse.

    • @mrinternet.
      @mrinternet. 9 років тому +10

      GB2595 Yes it is, that's why I didn't do that. If you want to speak against sexism in this topic, then realize that it has sexism for both genders, not just yours. I'm not "trying to pretend" anything, it's a reality.

    • @mrinternet.
      @mrinternet. 9 років тому +8

      GB2595 It's not me trying to pretend that men have it as bad as women. It's you, a women, ignoring a point you could never experience so you can show how bad women have it with your own point. It's something a lot of you do.

    • @mrinternet.
      @mrinternet. 9 років тому +8

      GB2595 No it's you wanting to feel like you you are living way worse than a man may be living. Sure I admit there are inequalities towards women and I sympathize with them dearly but the problem with a lot of you feminists(I'm assuming you are) is that you ignore that misandry exist. Almost as if misogyny is the only prejudice that exists when it's not even the worst one out there

  • @carrma3831
    @carrma3831 9 років тому +5

    That moment when people think that I (Keenan Carr) am related to him when I tell jokes... No, unfortunately *stares into the distance depressingly*

    • @yz.i.p
      @yz.i.p 9 років тому +33

      Keenan Carr this comment is probably the most cringey comment i've ever read

  • @wimwiddershins
    @wimwiddershins 7 років тому

    "I don't know where the mark is until I overstepped it." Brilliant way to diffuse the offense. And still get the laugh.

  • @jamesdoyle5619
    @jamesdoyle5619 12 років тому

    Why you would heckle at this mans show is beyond me.. He'll destroy everyone in everyway.. The mans a genius with no boundaries

  • @SJ-qs2gj
    @SJ-qs2gj 8 років тому +80

    Jimmy Carr is a bloody brilliant bloke innit? I'm Indian I dunno why I typed like that. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @louishobden3897
      @louishobden3897 6 років тому

      welcome to the English language 😉

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 6 років тому +2

      Same reason that you have those lovely railways, buddy - colonialism.

    • @lalhmingthangachhakchhuak5211
      @lalhmingthangachhakchhuak5211 5 років тому +2

      @@doubtfulguest5450 yep! Built by the British to exploit Indian raw materials and natural resources to the maximum. But no doubt it did come in handy after they left. Just that its original purpose was never to aid the Indians.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 5 років тому +3

      @@lalhmingthangachhakchhuak5211 They were British materials at that time, but yes - that is effectively how infrastructure planning works. You first build links between things that you can sell and places that you can sell them. It'd be nice if Arjun had a direct train to Rajpal's neighbourhood, but his ticket is going to be very expensive without trade subsidising it and fuelling the surrounding economies. Truth be told, the bromance of Arjun and Rajpal; Aaron and Roger; Antonio and Raphael is quite low down on the list of priorities for any ruling class, of any country, in any time period. All that the proles really need early on is the ability to get to and from work - the luxuries come in time, when they're affordable.
      India has also been independent long enough that Indians can't really complain about the standards of anybody else's trains :^)

  • @kianokell4368
    @kianokell4368 10 років тому +5

    I like the way a lot of you are insulting jimmy carr but it's a comedy show what do u expect

  • @IntrovertedRenegade
    @IntrovertedRenegade 11 років тому +5

    I cannot thumb up! WTF?

  • @shrimps432
    @shrimps432 11 років тому

    that was quite an amazing improv. fantastic!

  • @morrispersaud4097
    @morrispersaud4097 6 років тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is a very smart person . We can all see that!!!!! The audiences remarks and hecklers does not throw him off in any way. He makes it part of the show!!!!!!!! Total Genius...........................................📝📝✏📝✏📝📆✒💼📬📭📮📅📊📈📉📉📊📉📊

  • @pamircinar6485
    @pamircinar6485 11 років тому +3

    She could of just said no, and it would be all good

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 11 років тому +11

      Right. The more information she gave, the worse it was. Just give the most non-committal answer.

    • @Beweren
      @Beweren 10 років тому

      *have

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 10 років тому

      Beweren
      Beweren
      What do you mean? What do u think I should replace with "have"?

    • @snapperjessen
      @snapperjessen 10 років тому +1

      its "she could HAVE, not could of

  • @BurtyHaxx
    @BurtyHaxx 9 років тому +3

    anyone else thought she had a taser at 2:02?

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic 8 років тому +9

      +Michael Burt no

  • @keithhinchcliffe4377
    @keithhinchcliffe4377 5 років тому +3

    I'm thinking the guy she's with is married ... or was! ))

  • @snoopy-jt1hs
    @snoopy-jt1hs 6 років тому

    It's not everyday I get to talk to a slag come on 😂🤣 I'm in stitches, he's fucking funny

  • @ABOLITIONIST269
    @ABOLITIONIST269 9 років тому +2

    You dont mess with Jimmy Carr. You will lose.

  • @kintarooe7745
    @kintarooe7745 9 років тому +59

    typical women behavior , throwing a friend under the bus...

    • @villekaleva
      @villekaleva 8 років тому +9

      typical human behavior

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 5 років тому

      To be fair, I (a male) probably would've done the same thing. While it's probably more of a women thing to throw a friend under the bus when there are actual stakes, when it comes to just fucking around, both genders do it.

  • @flowers379_
    @flowers379_ 5 років тому +5

    It's not easy to come up with good funny material everytime, so why not pick on a poor girl in the audience? I mean it works and the rest of the audience usually laugh. And most importantly, it's a good way to kill few minutes of that one hour special. I get it...it's a win-win except for that poor girl!

  • @HypersonicWave
    @HypersonicWave 8 років тому +12

    That woman was probably not only drunk, but also high on coke. That would explain her lack of judgement.

  • @Baresi-Unico-Capitano
    @Baresi-Unico-Capitano 6 років тому

    00:49. Awww what a noble friend. Everyone has a 'friend' who's like that.

  • @LupheXine
    @LupheXine 10 років тому +2

    The shame on the face of her 'fella' was priceless. Good job, Jimmy.

  • @chfgbp6098
    @chfgbp6098 8 років тому +6

    lol. Carr s not joking. he s telling them how he really thinks. the girl really comes across as thick and lacking in self esteem...hence the fk buddy situation...

    • @maxwellsdemon6599
      @maxwellsdemon6599 6 років тому

      These jokes go miles above your head. If you knew jimmy carr, you would know that nothing that He is saying on stage is his opinion, He is just saying what is funny...

  • @SteelRaider17
    @SteelRaider17 6 років тому +5

    She clearly didn't want to be in the spotlight so she told him to move along. What's so wrong with that? Or am I not getting the complete picture here?

    • @TinaNewtonwrites
      @TinaNewtonwrites 6 років тому +2

      MK Niazi27 rather rude way for her to request that, isn‘t it.

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 6 років тому +2

      @@TinaNewtonwrites no, not really. plus having a dozen cameras, lights and hundreds of audience members all turned on you might make you feel a tad under pressure and phrase things slightly different to how you might normally.

    • @TinaNewtonwrites
      @TinaNewtonwrites 6 років тому +1

      M'eh. Rudeness on both sides. I don't respect humor that relies on insults.

    • @maxd2215
      @maxd2215 6 років тому +5

      She should have kept her mouth shut then from the beginning. Telling comedians what to do is the dummest way ever to stop them from heckling you.

  • @moneysandhu4183
    @moneysandhu4183 5 років тому +7

    Can't she just keep her big mouth shut for a second 🏳️🏳️

  • @Ash-gv7uj
    @Ash-gv7uj 5 років тому +1

    Jimmy Carr, you really are completely ruthless. I Fucking love it!!!!

  • @thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781
    @thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781 6 років тому +2

    Jimmy Carr seems to have the audience make his jokes for him a lot of the time

  • @jeremystafford1037
    @jeremystafford1037 9 років тому +110

    She didnt even heckled . Why portray her like that on television? She was begging him to stop in the nicest way possible.

    • @ashwinramaswamy4059
      @ashwinramaswamy4059 9 років тому +113

      I assume that since putting down audience members appears to be a huge part (and IMO the only funny part) of his act, you should expect him to rip on some people for no reason. Also, it was her friend who revealed that they are fuck-buddies, so I don't see how he could have portrayed her any differently following that. He was obviously joking when he called her a slag, heck he even went as far as to apologize for it.

    • @degen83
      @degen83 9 років тому +28

      ***** No she did heckle and she deserved it.

    • @Alexroberts666
      @Alexroberts666 9 років тому +1

      Missy Doe lol exactly ;)

    • @tamasmasable
      @tamasmasable 9 років тому +2

      This isn't on TV. It's just live & DVD

    • @jim301288
      @jim301288 9 років тому +9

      ***** Get a grip its a comedy show. Have you seen what Frankie Boyle says to some of his audience.

  • @earthwolf82
    @earthwolf82 8 років тому +5

    Sexist blah blah blah.. If he picks on you, you get wrecked, end of story.

  • @carmelscarpine9852
    @carmelscarpine9852 8 років тому +28

    why is she considered a slag but the audience cheered for the guy and congratulated him?

    • @jordanmclean1326
      @jordanmclean1326 8 років тому +44

      +Boob MeaT fuck off...

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 8 років тому +34

      because it's the old adage: a lock that can be opened by any key is a crappy lock but a key that can open any key is a master key.

    • @Yasmin-bv9gl
      @Yasmin-bv9gl 8 років тому +1

      +LemonZeppelin that's not what he/she meant it was asking

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 8 років тому +1

      Desu Desudes Haha, I'm actually 26 and I've never had sex for various reasons that I won't go into. I don't understand what you mean by the idea that female sexuality is a myth, though. Other people's sexuality doesn't bother me.

    • @DesudesChan
      @DesudesChan 8 років тому +1

      LemonZeppelin It was just the particular way you said it that put me off, lol. But sorry for being so overly aggressive with you, I was quite grumpy. Not exactly an elegant response.

  • @bigmattman2005
    @bigmattman2005 11 років тому +1

    It's called a comedy show. Jimmy Carr is WELL KNOWN for interacting with the audience.
    This is what makes him so great as opposed to other comedians that tell joke after joke and expect the audience to be quiet except to laugh.

  • @stevelillis6226
    @stevelillis6226 6 років тому

    13 years ago .time flys

  • @jasfay7219
    @jasfay7219 8 років тому +37

    that poor girl, I feel for her 😟

  • @CottonDrifting
    @CottonDrifting 10 років тому +7

    A bit sexist. Who says the guy's the one who needs to be congratulated? I bet she's lovin' it too ;)

    • @CottonDrifting
      @CottonDrifting 10 років тому +4

      I not sure women want all the men that come at a snap of a finger, she may well have worked hard to get that particular man she fancied to be cool with just sex and no more. There are plenty of needy guys in the world.
      Eitherway, it's sounds like there's some pretty unexamined sexism in the subtext of your comment, so don't mind if I don't defer to your skills as a barometer on the matter :p

    • @carlosvenegas1917
      @carlosvenegas1917 10 років тому +26

      Max White It's not sexist, it's true. Women have an easier time getting sex. That's why a man thats with alot of girls is high fived and called a player, whilst a woman that is with alot of guys and looked down on and called a slut.

    • @CottonDrifting
      @CottonDrifting 10 років тому +19

      Calling a man a "playa" for the same thing you call a women a "slut" is very obviously sexist. If the same behavior invokes a different reaction in you based solely on their gender, then by definition it's sexist.
      And it's a really shitty thing to call a women a slut. It creates all sort of shame and double standards which just end up making women less free and men more in control. Please stop doing it.
      Anyhow, like I said before, it's not how hard it is to 'get sex' as not all sex is born equal. If she worked hard to find a man that she can have good no strings attached sex with, then she deserves just as much praise. Well done her for being a stud.

    • @elmjack7526
      @elmjack7526 10 років тому +26

      That escalated quickly

    • @CUCKOO9999
      @CUCKOO9999 10 років тому

      Society says :)

  • @McFlyFanIsHere
    @McFlyFanIsHere 8 років тому +45

    Don't get me wrong I never hate on Jimmy Carr. I'm actually a big fan of his. But this is a clip I dislike. Only because. That women and man are both doing exactly the same thing. The man gets congratulated and she gets called a slag and a hooker! Talk about equal rights!

    • @hatloey
      @hatloey 8 років тому +23

      +NeverGrowUp Ever .Your thoughts on this matter is unfortunately the same as most women have on this subject. Fact is, most women do not know that there is a significant sexual difference between the two genders. To make this short; women are the gatekeepers of sex while men are the gatekeepers of commitment...it has always been thus, throughout the entire history of mankind. A womans sexual value will decrease for each man she sleeps with, making her less attractive as relationship-material by men. One cannot change biology...it is what it is, and so the best thing to do is to accept it accordingly;) I've provided a link beneath if you wish to have it better explained;)
      uk.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith/42_dating_advice.html

    • @McFlyFanIsHere
      @McFlyFanIsHere 8 років тому +3

      +Raymund Regidor am I not allowed an opinion? All I'm saying is this was typical stereotyping. Being fuck buddys is better Than being in a relationship and cheating! If you're not ready to be in a relationship then fine. But we all have basic human needs right? And the real thing is better than a dildo. Atleast she ain't in a relationship with a single persons mentality!

    • @McFlyFanIsHere
      @McFlyFanIsHere 8 років тому

      +Raymund Regidor sorry I didn't mean to reply that one to you! It was in reply to that other person haha my bad there!

    • @McFlyFanIsHere
      @McFlyFanIsHere 8 років тому

      +Raymund Regidor all I meant was that his joke was in low taste. If people didn't comment on it having a go at me for my opinion I wouldn't feel the need to defend myself haha

    • @McFlyFanIsHere
      @McFlyFanIsHere 8 років тому

      +Raymund Regidor haha nah. That's something I agree on. I'm a chilled out person usually haha but yea like I said in my original comment. Jimmys cool. One of my fav comedians in fact! No hating involved aha

  • @desmondsparrs
    @desmondsparrs 12 років тому

    I cant get enough of this man hahah

  • @sadiemaryguy1001
    @sadiemaryguy1001 5 років тому +1

    JIMMY ALWAYS WINS
    PERIOD

  • @Herbsandspices100
    @Herbsandspices100 9 років тому +6

    He didn't call the man a slag. Double standards much?
    Why is she getting all the judgement? He's just as bad as her!

    • @_Gingermf_
      @_Gingermf_ 8 років тому +6

      He didn't have beef with the man, he apparently had beef with the woman though.

    • @RJsermon
      @RJsermon 5 років тому

      Lol. Welcome to the world. I bet he paid for tickets.

  • @RadioactiveSand
    @RadioactiveSand 9 років тому +22

    A little too harsh for his part, I'd say...
    It's not fair to have a confrontation with a comedian on his performance. Not only they have trained verbal skills, they are also in their territory. Even if you are good when it comes to talking, you could barely defend yourself while he's acting. So a normal person will inmediately get destroyed. Completely. I know black humor is the Jimmy Carr's thing, but I don't know, it seems to me he took it a little too much on her. She was an audience member. There was no need to make a target out of her.

    • @MattJames1958
      @MattJames1958 6 років тому +8

      She brought it on herself with her response

    • @corywhitney1386
      @corywhitney1386 6 років тому +1

      RadioactiveSand pussy

    • @elliotyamamoto38
      @elliotyamamoto38 6 років тому +2

      RadioactiveSand booohooo😪 my heart bleeds for you and that girl

    • @tomhardy116
      @tomhardy116 6 років тому +1

      He called her a slag, that was the worst of it... And she is; by definition a slag is someone who has numerous sexual partners/encounters (often the two are mutually exclusive). Therefore, calling her a slag is a fairly accurate thing to call her, as she is. Now whether she finds being called one offensive is up to her, but if she does, then I recommend not being one lol.
      So, how is that 'harsh'? I've called plenty of women I know slags, sluts, whores and worse...

    • @bilboswaggins4983
      @bilboswaggins4983 6 років тому

      James Stevens but have you done it on tv so everyone, including their parents, can see it?

  • @hayate1337
    @hayate1337 9 років тому +3

    This wasn't funny at all... just insulting her

  • @hurleycapetown8420
    @hurleycapetown8420 11 років тому

    OWNED!!!

  • @BlogBitch
    @BlogBitch 12 років тому

    Just watched it... totally hilarious.

  • @aisey100
    @aisey100 10 років тому +20

    This really is quite sexist.

    • @pauldavies3056
      @pauldavies3056 10 років тому +1

      Yea they're both happy fuck buddies.

    • @schoolsuxsify
      @schoolsuxsify 10 років тому +3

      You went wrong on your sequence of sidebar cllicks

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 10 років тому +3

      Kevin Theriault well, i'm not gonna argue about if she's a slut or not, but she really can't blame people for believing it when she has a fuck-buddy, now can she?

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 10 років тому

      alexsheathes
      What is the definition of a slut?

    • @nicolasdefrancesco6344
      @nicolasdefrancesco6344 10 років тому +1

      BarrySlisk Ever heard of the term "Man-whore"? Pretty much the same, for men. And frankly, they seem to be multiplying as fast as sluts.

  • @Mas2oo9
    @Mas2oo9 11 років тому +1

    It must have been awfully tiring for her to fake laugh through all of that in order to pretend that she's not affected by it.

  • @fourperson
    @fourperson 11 років тому

    This what gets you reminded that comedy is one of the most ancient artforms.

  • @jotskiaren
    @jotskiaren 11 років тому

    He loves hecklers, and he mangles them everytime.

  • @dutchweeks1
    @dutchweeks1 11 років тому

    Thank you for being there for me.

  • @snoglydox
    @snoglydox 8 років тому

    I watched this about 50 times.

  • @TheBeardedGamerReviews
    @TheBeardedGamerReviews 7 років тому

    Why do people never learn? Don't mess with any of the comedians. They will own your soul

  • @rustyrory9198
    @rustyrory9198 9 років тому +2

    i love how at 0:58 she takes a sip of her drink like "fucking rekt son"

  • @S3ANZ13
    @S3ANZ13 11 років тому +1

    And she never learns to stop insisting that he "move along."

  • @EmergencyTaco2
    @EmergencyTaco2 11 років тому

    That poor guy is watching his perfect setup just crumble away.