I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2021
- I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality
Somehow this plan actually worked. All I had to do was eat everything to become an even bigger fish. Leveling up wasn't easy but I soon got on a roll eating other fish and gathering some big experience. Just need to watch our for sharks and piranhas.
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Game: store.steampowered.com/app/42... - Ігри
The Stardew Valley soundtrack really added to the experience of motoring a yacht sized gar around a small pond of floating meat chunks. Loved this!
I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes. So I'll just say NICE
Definitely nice to hear some Stardew Valley music. Makes me want to go back and play some.
This is one of the greatest sentences I've ever read.
DF the reality breaker that's a good title
And its the truest clickbait title ive ever seen.
Silky-voiced warcriminal
as someone is in the eastern time zone (new york to florida for people who don’t live in america) these are the videos that help me fall asleep with your voice which is calming af now i fall asleep at 11:30 and not 1 am thank you df.
Same.
Fax bro I'll be watching a video and than wake up in the morning and just be so confused😭
I now go to sleep at 4 not 7
Let us praise the almighty DF for correcting our sleep schedules
That first fish was a tiger Barb, I actually have a few of them in my aquarium. It's funny seeing the supervised version of a fish that in reality doesn't get more than 3-4 inches big lol. ❤️🐠
Lol
Lol
“The hardest part of eating thirty small things is the other idiots trying to eat them instead of me, so I might try and get them eaten first.”
Not even twenty seconds in, and DF is already contemplating cannibalism. Why am I not surprised.
All in a completely soft and calm voice.
In a parallel universe I guarantee you he’s a menace to society.
@@thecommunitycrusader2284 you mean he’s not already
That not true!!! He wants others to eat them :) Even better.
Ok
Imagine seeing that guppy eat a shrimp then supersize like Mario.
hi
I love how he uses Grimm’s Boss fight music during fights
Shut up let me vibe to my grim Boss music and a fish game
im still convinced that DF spends more money on games than food
His financial priorities are such:
1. Coffee
2. Divorces
3. Stupid Game Ideas
Then somewhere FAR down the list is food.
@@smallymcsmall7065 I have never agreed with something this much
@@Aquaticcaa No, food is first priority but its all pure sugar, like a 10 pound, 1 teapspoon BLOCK of sugar per hour, also 5 of them in every coffee
QUICK IRL TIP, DONT PUT TO MUCH SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE, LITTLE WHITE THINGS WILL FORM AND THEY ARE N O T SUGAR, THEY TASTE HORRIBLE
Evolution: "The purpose of life is procreation. Without passing down your genes, your life is meaningless."
DF: "Do I _have_ to?"
You know he has a good community when no one is talking about him cheating
he waists enough time for us. the occasional cheat so we can get more content without burning him out again from playing games all day to make tiny incremental progress is understandable. even if my comment isnt lol
@@williammckenzie6865 I agree. He fulfilled the title of the video and evolved the ultimate creature and broke reality. How he did that doesn't really mater especially considering we got some lols out of the end result.
Either that or they are all used to it lol
Is that a compliment or a disappointment?
"I Evolved The Ultimate Predator and Broke Reality"
In case he changes the name, which he did :)
Lol
Waiting for it to happen lol
He changed it
@@femboyeggy8947 LOOOL
does he change titles frequently 😭😭??
18:28 imagine just being a fisherman coming down to your small quiet out of the way fishing spot, and seeing THIS
The Stardew valley music in the background halfway through was a flashback my goodness
Thank god I'm not the only one
Yep, thought the same. Might go back and play it a little.
Every video since this, the Stardew is getting louder
The mystery of loch ness solved. DF evolved a fish and got stuck in shallow water
Today is my birthday and honestly? One of my best gifts today was being able to end my night with df’s choatic fish/fishing obsession
Happy birthday, dude!
A little tip with Fish Feed and Grow if you are around the same size as a fish there is a relatively good chance you can kill it.
DF is dangerously funny but also funnily dangerous.
Is there possibly a mod that would reduce/remove the fog effect one you get really big? That would probably make it a lot easier for DF and the viewers.
Breaking reality. Sounds like dangerously funny!
Somebody give this man the realitystone.
Thanks for the daily upload DF, love the content 💙
I really enjoy your content, thanks for posting!
I don't know how I feel about the words "Meat explosion"
How about when he shortens it to "meatsplosion"? Is that any better?
@@dkolonay258 No
@@jackinthebox8177 YES
you know its gonna be a good video when 5 seconds in you see nightmare fuel
If you didn't know, it's called a DF video.
@@otra0440 it's the first DF video i've seen where the nightmare fuel is right at the start
@@gustavofrisk Yes, but i meant just lots of nightmarefuel, like generaly.
I love to watch DF eating stuff
Ah Yes, Another Day Of DF Murdering Innocent Creatures
DF if You want to grow fast press the keys U+L at the same time to grow and get levels as any fish,hold the keys untill your fish grow the size You wanted
No, no, no, you mean ALT+F4, right?
pulled a all nighter and clicked subscriptions and saw a new df video best start to a day
"Okay, this is easy enough to start, EAT 30 BUGS"
*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.
The bottom feeder ability is why you could eat those yellow things
Glad to see someone play this again
Waited all morning for this
DF's laughter is very contagious.
Happy happy happy. Sees new DF vid and just have to let the universe know its doing a good job
Day 5 of asking DF to do a “hello everyone” intro.
5 days
Keep up the grind love the vids
The only place where evolution grows in a positive way
I watched you for a while and never knew I wasn't subbed, luckily I fixed that
Nice, good vid! Perfect end to my day.
Most people: ooh a cute fish
Df: lets evolve it into a giant predator
My day gets instantly 100000000x times better when I reiceive the notification that you posted a new video
same
Back with another coffee overdose
I dont even know what game this is. Why am i loving this so much?
DF is the only guy i can expect to do world domination
Vote for DF as president in the next election.
DF: "I don't know what's big enough to challenge me at this point, I'm 682 size!" 17:39
Me: * conspiracy music and floating equations * "...Big bitey thing... has scales ... eats everything ... hates everything ... *682* ... SCP"
Df “this fish is all eyes.”
Mike masoscqi appers
Me “oh that is cursed!”
Ah yes mike masoscqi
And this is why one of my biggest fears is the ocean and open water. If I can't see what's in it, highly unlikely I'll go deep
This guy and Graystillplays need to collab.
That ending was very enjoyable… lol
That title can also pertain to the workers at activision
I honestly like the random meme noises
Congrats on 1.5 million subs!!
It makes my Morning so good
The Stardew Valley music was so trippy! I'm listening to this on my headphones while playing Stardew Valley!
Day one of thinking about a new DF Dungreed series.
No “the dangerously funny reality breaker”
This video made me subscribe. So entertaining!
Cant wait for them to add the ocean
I swear these videos are always named something different on the notifications
That's because DF changes the name after releasing the video, so you get the notification for the old title, and go to watch the video, but with a new title.
DF" Imma make the biggest fish!" The Game "Yoooo, I heard you were making the biggest fish, and I wanted to show you what to aim for."
That vacumming sound when he swallowed that fish in a cave xDDD
When are we gonna see you play more minecraft dungeons, the new end dimension came out a couple days ago.
Dang DF has grown a lot
If this was real life you would have gotten eaten by dry land predators when you were raising your eggs on shore
This spells "Rafikii Master"
“My fish right now is made out of eyeball” aren’t they all?
🎉 congratulations on 1.63mil subs🎉
"DF the best parent"
I think I heard DF say Eat-normous
8:00 I wanna be fishing in the pond with that catfish and perch(I think).
Ah shet, here we go again
Please update your playlists so I can easier binge watch your content
Vegans: nooooo don’t eat fish you wouldn’t want to be eaten 😭😭😭
DF: DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEEP
Jojo reference?
@@priyanshugoel3030 nope but the song bussin 😩
the stardew music made me want the resurgence of rediculous stardew mods
Hello my friend👋☺️i love all of your video🤗😌💕
Yay! Starrwdew Vaĺley music in the background. 😁
I love the stardew valley music, i wander if DF miss it lol
Love the stardew valley background music!!!
7 pm df pog
Fill the pond with nothing but meat. Get big explode, eat, get big again n explode. See how for you can push it till you crash the game lol
the first boss fish you incountered is a cat fish :D
First fish evolution was a Barb. They usually swim in groups and can fuck some shit up.
Df became a fish to go fishing again. Unfortunately though he will not finish cleaning the fire tower.
God damn your Vids are well made
I love your voice
Smol fish
I'm scared for the day he unlocks the liopluredon.
The boss was a catfish, wow, I've caught them before.
He could be a god damn potato chip and it would still be the most dangerous predator ever
5:11 haha un gallo
Haha craked voice
I think the reason you found new “boss fish”/giant fish was just due to the meat explosion, a bunch of random fish just kept eating while you had to go and raise babies
Edit: Aaaaand nevermind, moments after I paused (around 12:33) you figured it out (12:40)
Hello I like ur vids
is this harvest moon music? sheeeeesh the memories
Thought it was stardew valley
13:56 I think the one that was looking at you may have been of your species
(I’m not sure)
DF VS DRAE: they have similar content: who can catch the biggest Waleye
The Bob Ross of UA-cam
i call clickbait! the thumbnail clearly shows a mosasaur!
jk i love your vids
The stardew valley music makes it perfect
Can you play that Fishing game has that little cat we can get hats that increase some thing with your fishing skills
Cat goes fishing?