This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Thirteen Edition (2024)
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- Опубліковано 26 гру 2024
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We can call this the week where everything got fucky. Or is that every week? Probably that. Either way, we have football to discuss and laughs to share. Whether you enjoy it or are offended depends on which team you cheer for. But we are reaching the homestretch. Eliminations and playoff clinchings have finally begun (and they'll get pretty rapid for the AFC). Sportsball has repeatedly consumed me whole.
Let's dig into the leftovers. They've marinated in delicious juices. Especially Matt Eberflus.
Jameis Winston asking God to deliver him from pick-6s is a phenomenal addition to the intro
Jameis throwing two of them in the same game proves that either God isn't real, or God really hates Jameis Winston.
@@drinfernoddsit’s probably the latter, Jameis probably didn’t confess about stealing crab legs
agreed
@@drinfernodds if anything, it proves that God has a sense of humor.
Obviously the former. @@drinfernodds
Matt Eberflus, Lolcow of the Year for that clock management alone.
I was watching that play just before a work shift with my co workers, we were all at a loss for words.
yeah me and my family were watching for Thanksgiving and couldn't believe that's how the game ended. I felt like I was Peyton Manning on the Manningcast a couple years ago during Broncos-Seahawks when he was urgently saying that whatever team needed to call a timeout. And I'm a Giants fan so I didn't really give two shits one way or the other as far as who won the game. I can only imagine what Bears fans were thinking
He might win LOLCOW of the decade 😂😂
My only reasoning was that he wanted to be fired. No one is that stupid.
@@davidriedy5977 I’m Canadian, thus Thanksgiving isn’t celebrated…. in November at least
I had to settle for listening to it and was baffled.
When I watched it? I was like Jim and Tony, watching a trainwreck
37 minutes of sportball? Yes please
ESPN+ should replace the NFL Primetime revival with Sportsball if they want people to get more subscriptions
Hell no, 37 minutes too damn long. I wish TWIS was sub 20 minutes again.
Hopefully as time goes on it keeps getting longer and longer
@@mat2000100 I wish it too. Shit's too damn bonkers to get it shorter. I keep trying to shave time off and it gets longer. Send help.
It’s ok Steve I like it
The Sonic Drowning music was perfect
When I saw this happening I was thinking the exact same music was playing in my head.
I started hearing it before it actually started playing.
My God that took me back
Nice way of promoting Sonic 3 for me.
Icing on the cake.
The Jameis Winston quote in the intro is incredible
"praying for the lord to deliver me from pick sixes"
Deliver me, laaaawd!!! 😂
That was an instant classic. I said several weeks back that we needed Jameis back in the game. I didn't even realize how right I was.
@@number3stunner118Jameis might not win a team more games than any other QB but goddamnit he makes things fun
@@davidshatto7604 He makes things fun. And if you account for both teams... he's getting SOMEBODY the W!
‘20 Among Us
‘21 SQUID GAME
‘22 Oregon Trail
‘23 Various Games/Movies/TV and Civilization IV
‘24 Mario Party 1 and Helldivers 2
Can we petition for tree in ‘25 to use the launching Koroks into the sky from Tears of the kingdom for the playoff eliminated teams?
@@SUM22MR can’t forget that in 2018 and 2019 he used Mortal Kombat sounds for his eliminations.
Last year's clinching animations were all from the same game.
Yes yes yes, @UrinatingTree please see this!
@@darealconman Dumb question, but what game was that from?
Oh yes please do this, this would be peak
Man, Cincy’s offense is so damn good. It’s the second best in the league imho. The only offense that’s better is whichever one is opposing Cincy’s defense.
As a cincy fan,kill me
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Don't I know it, I see major changes on defense for cincinnati in the off season. Utree makes this season fun for me lol.
Taylor gonna get fired no doubt.
@@michaelmcmahon3099 Either you're a new Cincy fan or don't know anything about the Bengals. Taylor is going nowhere. Mike Brown let Marvin Lewis hang around for 16 goddamn years despite never winning a playoff game. Taylor going to a Superbowl gave him a leash long enough to wrap around the world 5 times.
Jameis Winston is my motivation in life. When my gastro condition has me praying for relief, vomiting nonstop, covered in cold sweat shaking on the bathroom floor, I’m left with one thought,
“Lord please deliver me from pick sixes.”
The pick six is the thorn in Jameis' flesh to keep him from being prideful
You have it easy next to Winston. He’s sentenced to play for the browns. Fr GL with that shit tho.
Weird question but what’s your condition? I had the same symptoms earlier this year
@@harrybrown8672 right now it’s nerve damage induced gastroparesis. Chronic condition. No cure. I smoke a shit ton of weed and it helps a bit.
@ I’m sorry to hear that man. Like I said I had the same symptoms (the shaking on the floor is what prompted me to reply). Baking soda mixed with water is a source of immediate relief. Adding lots of my fruit to my diet was also super helpful, stimulates gastric emptying and gut motility. Hope you feel better soon
the bears really forced tree to use the 'break glass in case of emergency' R word... and as a bears fan with autism, it's completely understandable...
I mean.. the R word is appropriate when describing someone with obviously non-existent brain thinking abilities, but it became a catch all word like how so many people replace every single verb with "F" and that is NOT how the R word should ever be used. I say this as an ASD and had to live in several homes with people of varying levels of cognitive ability. There are some that are so dim that they would off themselves if left alone for a week and others who just think differently from "normal" people. Those who think differently should never have to subjected to such derogatory language.
Your essay was kinda retarded bro😂💀@@Redpoppy80
Chris Broussard approves
bears fan with autism is a bit redundant don't you think?
-packers fan
Well done, Chicago, you forced Tree to use the DEFCON -1 R word.
SELL THE FREAKING TEAM ALREADY!
4:13 Most underrated moment of the Bears game is seeing Dan Campbells first reaction lmao! Dude was so pissed at how bad the coaching was there, he didn't even think about the fact he won!
He was dumbfounded by the stupidity 😂
The CHI/DET Thanksgiving Special had spades of the 2021 Chargers/Raiders finale.
I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!!!!!!!
"THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO COOK!" ⭐️😃
Why does everyone only comment this on this episode?
THE THICC PICC
This will never not be the most annoying thing about these videos.
“THAT WAS A THICC PICK!”
"We've got beef, motherfuckers!"
Genuinely sobbing with laughter. That's fantastic, Tree!
That's a running bit from an iRacing league I'm in called Mooncar. One of the drivers made it.
13:08
And thus the eliminations and playoff clinches began
Mario Party this year
It has begun…
Just Remember: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!!!
@ well my team is the chiefs so….
:/
Dont ask me how the (bleep) they are 11-1, even I am dumbfounded
LOL the Sonic drowning music. Perfect. One of the most stressful sounds of my childhood.
As soon as I watched this highlight, I thought of this song. It's too perfect.
Mine too, man. My breath catches every time I hear it.
"They want him publicly executed by firing squad but I'd feel bad for the bullets" is such a fantastic line
lol the “aw man you were mic’d up,” “SHUT UP” at the beginning 😂😂😂😂
“Aw you a fed man”
“Shut yo ass up let’s go”
As an Eagles fan I love Brodie Jones😂
4:25 the R-bomb killed me 😭😭😭
some people really like to use the 'R' word... and the one that ends in 'R' is probably next
When did Urinating Tree's comment section turn into such a HR Department coddled mess? Grown men thinking they're rebellious/too scared to use the "R" word, when everybody 20 years ago already knew that it never meant to denigrate anybody with an actual disability but just to call someone who's stupid - stupid.
@@deedsofdecapitation7477 I think you’re arguing with ghosts rn boss, I found it funny and haven’t seen anyone else complain. Stop yelling at clouds
4:21
@@deedsofdecapitation7477 literally just inventing people to be mad at lol
I was waiting to hear Tree's take on the Bears Lions game and he did not dissapoint lmao. He ate Eberflus up and made no mess.
5:12 "All of Chicago wants Eberflus to die by firing squad, but I feel bad for the bullets." 😂😂 Like wow!!!
As a Lion's fan, and former 6 year old that played Madden... I would've called the timeout immediately
UTree: "Speaking of Cancun..."
"MISS"
Giants: "D'OH I MISSED!"
Just want to say, Tree, these videos are always a bright spot in my week. Thank you.
2:35 the one time the Sonic ring sound is most appropriate.
I'm a broncos fan who just turned 18. First time i've ever shouted at a monitor during a game. I look forward to many more in my life.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Amen to that Brother. First time experiencing joy since I was in 5th grade. Feels nice
Football Sportsball videos are gonna kill Tree with how chaotic the NFL is this year.
It’s been a long week but I know I’m when I’m happy when I hear IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!!!
4:21 I’m autistic, on behalf of everyone else like me you get permission Tree, especially on Eberflus
@@kurtisjanwich2642 I’m autistic as well and I laughed at that part.
same here. i’m one of the woke ones too, dawg’s good.
Exactly. We reserve the use of that word for situations like this.
As am I, and I think Tree is as well.
No, it is not okay. You don't get to speak for all people with disabilities.
Watching that Eberflus Farewell was even funnier the second time. Gotta love This week in Sportsball!
Here's 37 minutes of Sportsball:
0:00 I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES
2:01 Chicago Bears vs Detroit Lions (Turducken time at long last)
5:26 Matt Eberflus wins LolCow of the Week
5:33 Matt Eberflus finally fired
6:35 New York Giants vs Dallas Cowboys (Tanksgiving [Tank Bowl 8] Festive tanking!
7:51 New York Giants eliminated from playoff contention
7:55 Miami Dolphins vs Green Bay Packers (Thankful for the snow)
8:55 Las Vegas Raiders vs Kansas City Chiefs (The bullshit strikes again)
10:58 Kansas City Chiefs are playoff bound
11:07 Tennessee Titans vs Washington Commanders (Pass transgressions must be burned!)
12:03 Houston Texans vs Jacksonville Jaguars (Wasted the season like your live depends on)
13:39 Jacksonville Jaguars eliminated from playoff contention
13:42 Los Angeles Chargers vs Atlanta Falcons (Kir-go picks of picks)
15:01 Las Vegas Raiders eliminated from playoff contention
15:05 Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cincinnati Bengals (Days of Our Steelers episode 12: Burrowing Ahead)
16:27 Indianapolis Colts vs New England Patriots (Back to the drawing board)
18:35 New England Patriots eliminated from playoff contention
18:39 Seattle Seahawks vs New York Jets (Week off of darkness to a season of darkness)
21:03 Arizona Cardinals vs Minnesota Vikings (Call of Duty Murray.EXE gone rogue)
23:09 Los Angeles Rams vs New Orleans Saints (Hollywood's playoff hopium spreads)
24:56 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Carolina Panthers (Another laughable moment we almost witnessed)
27:48 Philadelphia Eagles vs Baltimore Ravens (Destroying the birds like WeHoopin destroying his items)
29:16 San Francisco 49ers vs Buffalo Bills (The cold never bothers)
30:33 Buffalo Bills are playoff bound
30:41 Cleveland Browns vs Denver Broncos (The Greatest MNF at its peak)
33:34 Playoff picture (5 weeks left don't get eliminated!)
34:49 Injuries
Bless you
Wish he could have mentioned the Ohio State-Michigan game as another LOLcow of the week too
I really appreciate you posting the timestamps. I know I’m not the only one. Thank you, hero.
We should've had 2 Lolcows of the Week with Ohio State and Michigan's fighting.
“Bears fans would make January 6th look like a building tour” is one of funniest things I’ve heard from you
4:20 Genuinely got me coughing dying of laughter because I didn’t expect it
33:25 I dead ass thought Famous Jameis was gonna throw a third pick sick
Jerry Jeudy saved the pick six
Ah, the old elimination graphic with Mario Party 1 effects. Nicely done Tree.
Honestly, I would love it if the rest of the eliminations were minigame fails
what was the clinching graphic from?
@@kaphizmey6229
Helldivers 2
@@kaphizmey6229Helldivers 2
i would love to know how you get these videos out every week, 30+ minutes a week is absolutely insane. Keep up the amazing work tree, only 4 more weeks until you’re free from the damn good culture
I get editing help, but I still do a majority of the lifting. It's a lot of hours sitting in front of a computer.
@ That’s still insane dedication, you and all of clickbait deserve the kind of fanbases you have. So glad to see the growth of this channel fr
as a washington fan, i can confirm this channel’s culture is damn good
"Aw man you were mic'd up?"
"Shut up!"
Already the greatest opening Tree has ever done.
"aw you a fed, man"
"SHUT YO ASS UP"
Give the Bears some credit here. They were gracious enough to allow Eberflus to keep that final timeout as a souvenir for his time in Chicago.
The timeout was part of his severance package
It's the least they could do, they had to confiscate his red flag. He didn't get much use out of it anyway
@@VeilInfinitythe whole of it, actually
6:05 My coworkers gave me some strange looks when I broke out laughing at that Nicolae Ceaușescu joke.
For those who might be a little rusty on their Cold War history, YT channel History Matters summed it up with "The Ceausescus were sentenced to life in prison, which turned out be for all of five minutes because they were taken outside and shot immediately."
Only, he could've pronounced it: Cha-oo-che-scoo, if he wanted to get it right.
And the wife was so beloved that she got 10 bullets for every one her dictator husband got.
I understood the reference as a well, and I got a good laugh of it as well. Talk about a deep cut.
The Helldivers 2 Automaton march is the perfect way to describe the Chiefs. Bravo Tree.
This is undoubtedly one of the best sportsball's I have ever watched to date
Tree's rant about the 'Flus Flub was as I expected it to be. I literally said out loud as it happens sportsball is going to be hilarious this week. 😂
4:20-4:22
Even Tree is being more offensive than the entire Bears team.
The Mario Party MISS and the hints is perfection for elimination. I'm embracing when my team gets the elimination card. They will with how injury riddled they are, and they aren't getting back up. It's 2020 but worse. EDIT: LMFAO Tree, I feel the pain. Ah the Jameis experience.
If I had to guess your NFL club, it would be the Niners.
Am I right or wrong on my guess?
@@justinnzamora5366 yar you are right. My club is the 49ers. They ain't gonna make it, seeing as the wild cards are mostly NFC north. Plus ya know, the divisonal standings which as of now is 1-3. Could potentially tie but.. yeah not holding my breath.
Tree, you are throwing deep and accurately into history with that Ceausescu reference!!
All one has to imagine is Matt Eberflus repeatedly saying “be calm” on the sidelines as the clock was winding down after the sack!
When I saw that epic fail by the Bears on Thanksgiving, I thought "Matt Eberflus, if I were you, I'd start clearing out my office." Boy, did that age like wine.
Damn, last time I came this early the whole stadium laughed at me.
Love the Nintendo 64 Mario Party representation for eliminated teams! Definitely something to look forward to in future videos!
Next year's opening sequence needs to be nothing but stupid self-absorbed horse shit quotes from Aaron Rodgers for twenty seconds.
I bet we'll get a lot of those from that Netflix documentary in 2 weeks
I can't believe I'm going to have to subject myself to watching the trio of Mac Jones, Press Taylor and Doug Pederson for 6 straight weeks to end the season 😭
Cheer up, more than likely at least part of that time you will be watching C.J. Beathard or John Wofford instead of Jones.
Imagine if Kevin Harlan was calling that Seahawks - Jets game when Leonard Williams did the Pick 6, I know he would've said "That WAS A THICC SIX!"
Jameis Winston is a great gift to football. Any play can be a touchdown.
I know the Niners have been disappointing this season, but goodness gracious, all of things the team has dealt with off the field is… man.
Literally two players have had their kids die.
Our 2nd Round Rookie Wide Receiver got literally shot through the chest before he ever made it to Training Camp.
What the FUCK?!
I watch the Lions-Bears game in a house of Lions fans (plus 2 Viking Fans) ~ 30 minutes away from Detroit. During that final sequence there was no cheering, only bafflement. We also had to explain to the person cooking dinner what happened ("Why is the game over?" "The clock hit zero." "How?").
I also immediately went to Grossi's stream as I had to see his reaction to that.
The “miss” from Mario Party is amazing!
The Mario Party 1 Elimination Themed clips is Awesome
The classic sound of MISS will never get old
This week is
The Giants (Derp)
The Raiders (Autumn Fail Since 02)
The Jaguars (The Texan Bull killed you in cold blood thats brutal)
The Patriots(Foxboro has fallen)
Get Ready folks.
DON’T. GET. ELIMINATED!
Assssssssstronaut haha.
For those that don't get it: It's in reference to the special Winter Episode of MXC.
6:35 The Thanksgiving Turkeys drove better than the Giants AND Cowboys driving down the field.
Atleast Tua didn’t get another concussion
Glass cannon.
Not yet
For now*
For now in 2 weeks.
It's best we don't mention it, don't want to will it into existence.
Tree is almost free from the clutches of the Football Gods now that Week 13 ended. 😂
Week 13 not week 15 it's about to be week 14.
@@Celtics18thbanner That's not what I wanted to cook, my bad. 😭
@@ggkk8909 not every meal is good some people fail the basics. It's all good bro
@@Celtics18thbanner We need more wholesome people like you on the internet, dude. Have a great day!
@@ggkk8909 thank you, you too
Death, taxes, and people commenting “I’m calling both game” these are the three certainties in life
I hope Tree gives a Lolcow Of The Year Award in the week 18 video.
If he does, it will be a battle between the Bears Clock Management failure vs the Giants 2-point failure.
What about Tyrique Stevenson celebrating too early
The entirety of Cincinnati's defensive personnel, players and staff alike, would like a word.
@@markterpstra2259 as a commies enjoyer, i will ABSOLUTELY be voting for this example lmao
@@markterpstra2259 That too.
As a Chicago Bears fan Jesus Christ that's all I can say I'm so freaking glad that they fire not only Shane Waldron last month but firing the head coach was literally the equivalent of winning a super bowl
I would just like to state my appreciation for your use of incorporating video game sounds, music, and graphics into your videos. Perfection.
I thin the greatest tragedy this season is Joe Burrow. Playing his heart out, putting up a MVP calibre season, yet 8 loses cause their defense is a wet piece of paper.
Fun fact: prior to Eberflus’s firing, the Bears had only ever replaced a head coach once in the middle of a season. That was back in 1942 when coach/owner George Halas left the team 5 games into the season to serve in the military during WWII. He resumed duties after he was discharged following the war.
Seriously, when the Bears are making the decision to fire you in the middle of the season, you messed up big time.
Also, no, I don’t know why the Bears decided to revamp their offense last offseason but not change head coach. It was asinine.
The Command and Conquer lady said, "Unit Ready" for Matt Milano !!!! Hooray !!!
19:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fits soo perfectly
And Aaron Rodgers is putting out an autobiographic documentary about how great he is. Read the room, pal.
I mean it's already been filmed, I doubt he could stop it now if he wanted to 😭
Hey, we get a comedy now, so that's a plus
i want nothing more than for him to become as hated in retirement as brett favre is right now
@@kaphizmey6229 Tall order, brother.
Three episodes?
That's the same number of games the Jets won this season. 🥲
(comment accurate as of December 6, 2024)
The craziest part of the lions game wasnt the clock management, it was the fact that Kindle Vildor finally did something to help the bears.
Skip to 2:00 after the intro if you want to.
I guess this is proof that not all heroes wear capes
Why in da hell would you skip the intro? Tree deserves a watch for his sponsor, bro.
@michaelmcmahon3099 I've seen the ad multiple times.
@@michaelmcmahon3099maybe if it wasn't sports betting sure.
“I’m calling both games!” Congrats to the Bills for winning the AFC East with five weeks left in the season. 🥳
Satisfying considering all the talking heads predicted them to fall off.
12:07 Tree if the Texans complete the collapse and lose the division to the Colts then you gotta bring back Tuba Smarties
“What is an offensive line? A figment of the imagination?”
There was only one sound clip that should have been playing during the Bears debacle. You did not disappoint, Tree.
32:53 - You got me, I was laughing out loud to you losing it on the Jamesis Winston experience.
Nathaniel Hackett had better game management as Broncos HC than Eberflus did at the end of that game.
At least Hackett calls timeouts
@@soapsatellitewhen the opposing team kneels the ball 😂 kidding aside, that moment made Hackett look like a genius in Denver
That clock management was a generational lolcow moment but at least you could have mentioned Ohio State losing.
So I think we should go ahead and congratulate Russell Wilson on his Comeback Player of the Year award.
Playoff elimination
New York Giants 7:50
Jacksonville Jaguars 13:39
Las Vegas Raiders 15:02
New England Patriots 18:35
Chicago went full derp and you never go full derp
Honestly wild to see Eric Ebron retiring. I played against him (and Keenan Allen) in high shool.
It always embarrassing to be the first team eliminated from playoff eligibility
Here's the first eliminated team since 2018.
2018: San Francisco 49ers
2019: Cincinnati Bengals
2020: New York Jets
2021 & 2022: Houston Texans
2023: Carolina Panthers
2024: New York Giants
@@justinnzamora5366and my team has the dishonor this year
At least this year it was due to the schedule in the week. Usually there's only one team getting eliminated first, and others only start dropping the week after.
Being a falcons fan is like when you go to fix yourself a bowl of cereal, only to realize the milk is expired or you have no milk after you have already poured the cereal
ngl i thought they were gonna be a 7 win team at most so im kinda surprised but yeah theres still work to do
I'm like the Nee Eliminated screen. And Wow Mario party 1 references and the new playoff bound screens Tree you did an great job making the new Elimination and playoff bound screens for this week in sportball 24-25 Season
Tree's choices in background music is so underrated. Big shoutout to the Dynasty Warriors music during the Raiders/Chiefs game.
Uh, Tree? Did you just intentionally reveal your full name to the world or did you get hacked?
With that first one, that's also on Caleb. Eberflus obviously ain't calling the timeout. You're the fucking quarterback! *CALL IT YOURSELF!!!!!*
They got the script. And it said to loose
Thank You! Not enough people want to mention this but that's also 100% on Caleb as well. To be a leader of the team like Williams and his fans want him to be, you need to make those choices yourself. By not calling it shows you are weak willed and not interested in leading your team. This is the kind of stuff that shows how Good a QB truly is and why I will never buy into the Williams hype unless something drastically changes.
I'm sad we are not getting a season of "Days of Our Steelers"
Happy to see the Yinzermobile and Russ' cooking getting better and better.
STEELERS GAHNTA SUPER BOWL!!
Anyone hating on how long Sportsball is isn't a true fan. I wish it was 40 minutes every week
27:30 that's Rachaad White, Bucky got injured
Richaad in OT saving my fantasy team
35+ minute Sportball episode? Yes please
skip to 2:00 for actual sportsball
The Drowning music from Sonic was perfect for the Bears.
30:14 didn't even take two weeks
RIP everyone who picked him up with all of their FAAB
Yo Tree, not sure if you notice, but sound effects seem to play again with half of it playing after the sound effect for some reason. Is this an editing software issue?
Yes, it unfortunately is. Seems to happen during the rendering process.
@UrinatingTree Thats tuff...
I assume you did look to see if anyone else had a similar issue?
Last week was finals week at my college. I was at the library, studying all day, then I've decided to stop for a moment, went outside and turned in the Bears-Lions game. I'm a Raiders fan and even I was screaming at my phone for Eberflus to call a timeout. I was in shock after the game ended. I went back to study, but that was all I could think about. What a shitshow for Chicago.
THE CULTURE
IS ACTUALLY DAMN GOOD
Tree, I am DIGGING the war machine march for the playoff bound teams. Looks cool 👍.
But I have a suggestion --- can you manipulate the coloring? One of the team colors could be the background color, while the bots hold the other color. Keep the red flaming arm like it is.
Example: Pittsburgh is playoff bound --- do black background coloration with yellow bots? Idk, just a suggestion.
10:47 "For the last time guys, they're not scripted." LIES! I've watched the scriptwriter work on Tom Grossi's channel. I mean sure, he's on "vacation" right now but others are filling in for him.
3:52 i don’t know why his rage calling the bears asswipes was fucking hilarious
13:39 you missed a chance to use Tony Khan in a neckbrace
“Enjoy your win Houston. Hope you get blow tf out in January”
You done read my mind.