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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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I love how Jack was just torturing the editor for no reason.
He was being held hostage.
you never know what's going on behind the scenes... lol
@@ranamona ayo~
@@PixalonGC Broo💀
@@ranamona goofy 💀💀
I love how when Jack said "Stop being so emo" at 2:04, there was a sign in the background that looks like it said "Emo" on it.
esso
1:53 is the start of that clip if you need more time to find the sign xD (Yes, I'm looking at _you_ )
@@TabbyCatq slow reader be like
@@hiddenguy67 no it really is emo, emo oil founded in ireland. Looks nothing like esso and all the wrong colours.
Damn, even the signs are insulting OP.
Jack is 100% crazy and I love him for it.
How do u know it's not 97.6718428288374% huh? 🤔🤔🤔💀
@@killer_125p7 or 99.99999999999999999999999999%?
How about be famous on r/wooooosh?
Can u post this on r/wooooosh?
i think that's true for all of the narrators lol
@@killer_125p7 I think not
Jack really wants the Editor to leak Jack's IP and real life address on Twitter
Damn the editor deserves a raise, what a chad
An upside down flag usually means either emergency or war. Knowing the usual working conditions in the franchise I wonder, to whom did Macdonald's declared war upon?
Ah, yes, their customers!
They probably get a lot of Karen's I'd say it's understandable then. lol
Wendy’s
Breaking News: Macdonaldia has declared war on Burger Kingdom.
WarDonald's
3:00 certified aircraft mechanic here, and no its not *just* there for ascetics, its so the passenger doesn't touch, apply pressure or in any way damage the "actual" window or airframe.
Hello aircraft mechanic I accidentally removed the tap-
Even if it's not needed, it makes you wonder: if they cut corners in non-necessary fixes, maybe they also do it on necessary ones...
Am I the only one who feels bad for the editors because of jacks craziness like it always has to be shaking zooming
9:08 I call the random onion ring that shows up in Burger King's fries 'The Magic Onion Ring.' It first happened to me all the way back in 1998 in National City, California at a new BK at the time. It was glorious.
I cherish the random onion ring that shows up in my fries as a sign of good luck (when I'm in a good mood)
The people that design and made those should be jailed for their crimes against humanity.
Architects....
@@razorwork1 Architects should be jailed for their crimes against humanity
HOW THE HECK IS GREEN TEA *OPTIONALLY* VEGAN?!
4:24 Jack I am drinking Fanta at this very moment. Please don't...
Those stairs lead to the backrooms now
*we do not talk about the backrooms bud*
@@mysteryrequiem1451 backrooms
@@mysteryrequiem1451 Don't shout. It will hear.
@@WhatIsThatThingDoing hello there
Here's the problem with the onion ring one at 9:15. While I agree, getting stuff for free that would usually cost more is great, I am allergic to onions.
Not me personally, but my dad. He's almost died from a free onion ring in his fries MORE THAN ONCE!
@@Nightfire613 maybe your dad should stop eating the onion rings.
Don't they all get fried in the same oil, anyway? Not doubting, just confused
natural selection
@@stanleyhape8427 He doesn't eat them, but the cross contamination is enough to trigger the reaction
I'm just curious, what did the editor do to invoke the wrath of Jack?
What did he do to the editor? What are all these comments about?
@@Ihatetheseupdates p i m p l e p u s s
7:39 I was actually thinking "is that sign from the upside down" and then you said this
Same lmfaooo
I'm frickin broken XD
As you can see, this room was inspired by...the designers sudden stroke XD
Jack had one job and did it perfectly
thought i wouldn't see you today
but true
Yes very tue
"Just bring in the panda with the hot dog"
Me:....thats a corn dog.
In the '70s a "DAIRY" section of the grocery store was the general area that fresh milk, eggs, cheese, and juice was sold. Yes, products stolen from cows were the main feature, but the whole area could include anything that needed to be refrigerated and had a short shelf life. Which is why to this day I consider eggs to be "dairy" and get confused when a product says "dairy-free", but has eggs.
This is one of the first r/ videos that I didn't just mute and skip through. Actual commentary that made me laugh.
7:29 don't worry its just the australian advertising
Underrated comment.
2:38... To be fair to that one if the door opens outwards then the door lock would still prevent the door from opening because the rod would be against the frame and so would be locked despite not having the small metal loop hole, it only doesn't lock if the door opens inwards, but judging by that door frame it looks to open outwards.
Yeah. I also was like: Whats wrong with it? I don't see it xD
I’m honestly surprised Jack didn’t crack a school pizza party joke with the peeler
Also screw you Jack I was drinking oj when I watched this
oh, FFS - why would Jack encourage us to think of pimple juice, when all he has to do is urge us to taste his 'nut juice,' and loins around the world catch fire?
One job is something they don't have anymore.
Now, two to make up for the original, higher paying one.
I mean, if these dudes can get jobs that easy and still screw it, there's no lesson learned.
0:20 So that's the famous sigh-walk I was toled about?
Pure evil 4:37 I was eating oreos :(
And that job was to do your mom
4:30 you're a monster Jack
this subreddit is the only subreddit where if you see someone look at an image here and feel satisfaction,
you know they have -19 iq
makes me feel better about my 19 iq.
03:55:
"Just bring in the panda with a hot dog; at least he's reliable."
Said panda brings in what appears to be a corn dog. (Unless, of course, we're talking about a New Zealand hot dog.)
4:42 sometimes jack overcommits on a joke and makes me wanna deck his face in a wall
Ok
0:32 Steven's in level 250 of the backrooms now
He sounded like Pyro from TF2 💀
@@chunckystudios also kinda like a squeak toy at the end lol
The boss also sounded like Soldier from TF2
4:25 you know, the strangest thing happened to me today while milking the cows. One of them only had a single udder and it gave yellow milk.
Jack is such a great host,had me chuckling for real!
I remember one time i got mcdonalds and we got 3 extra fries. BEST DAY EVER
The entire orange-juice arc took place IMMEDIATELY after I peeled, and ate my first slice of, an orange. I want my money back
7:40 VECNA? YESSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU JACK FOR THE STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE:D
Edit 2: AN9THER STRANGER REFERENCE AT THE UPSIDE DOWN BIKEEEE AHHHHHH TYSM
I, a very impractical nuke, am here to remind the editors of Emkay to remember one thing:
Imagine the taste of pimple pus. Go ahead. This is Jack's message. Imagine it, and ascend.
Bless RNJesus that I was reading this exactly when the clip played
I will not
Those stairs take you down to hell
"pimple instead of udders"
I swear 0.5 sec into the post and this guy came up with amazing joke, like it wasn't scripted
0:40 who designed this didnt have a stroke
Instead he is a regular rust/unturned player honeycombing theyre base
10:08 hello neigbour be like XD
4:26 I'M EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW YOU MONSTER!!
I love how Jack sounds like a RTS builder
This is what happens when you have two construction teams start from each side.
6:19 those aren't goats those r kids!
👁️👄👁️
baby goats are called kids if i remember correctly
@@KompridiCR no I meant that instead of pig he said kid
At 1:53:
What's wrong if the driver goes 140 miles per hour? They won't get a ticket for driving that many miles, I don't think.
At 5:16:
The echo effect Jack used when saying the word "city" had me laughing extremely hard.
At 8:13:
I don't care if the buttons on the arcade cabinet are crooked, just let me play Q*Bert!
At 9:04:
I actually get excited when I find an onion ring in my box of Burger King fries, not upset or angry because I love both French fries and onion rings.
{{city}}
The onion rings could be the new Burger King foot lettuce
3:25 so, resell able once you find someone dumb enough?
Jack would not be entirely out of place in a TheClick video
Huh
11:05 beautiful
I was eating cereal when the pimple juice came up
0:02 how to trap lightning McQueen.
LMAOOO Jack just makes everything better
The building part may have been for structural integrity. If the floor plan already had that laid out it might be dangerous to not have those balconies there.
0:36Steven must be a vex
been having some very suicidal thoughts rn, hope this will calm me down
don’t worry man, it’s gonna get better
The cha of the cha cha real smooth
Omg the pizza cutter got me!
Honestly the Sand Stairs look hilarious
Looks like I need to find a switch somewhere to find the hidden underground temple
for some reason i feel like someone is about to kill me
I’m outside your front door
@@epiccrusadr8583 thats impossible because i armed a shotgun trap in both of my doors
I love it when I get ads for internet services in my area but they say they dont cover my area.
11:35 wait…not only is that not Goku… *squint* that ain’t a toddler either…
Seeing as this is the first video I’ve seen from this guy… and he made me hate myself for watching UA-cam. Imma subscribe
1:47 he's not complaining about the light switches being near the furniture but how high it is that's why he said the thing about the stairs
3:48 It's not a mistake. Some places like Heritage Park, Saskatchewan Exibition, and pretty much every other Canadian carnival does this. AMERICA IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD!
Jack singing bits
4:47
10:25
11:05
4:47 and 11:05 that got me good
4:12 ahh yes, Wec Donalds
6:24 yes think of the textures and flavors of child milk
JACK I WAS EATING WHILE WATCHING THIS 😭😭
The billboard in 7:39 is just for the australians
Hmm ye makes sense
**** you for that pimple segment. Not for most of it, but those noises caused me PHYSICAL PAIN.
*sigh* I hate having Auditory Processing Disorder.....
AFTER NINE HOURS OF RESEARCH IVE FOUND IT.
THE MUSIC IN THE INTRO
ITS CALLED
“Die house”
BY kristofer maddigan WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
from the game Cuphead. (great game btw, all the music is fantastic)
@@Mangaka718 FUVHK YEAH!!!!!!!
The "It's a Murray" song sung by Jack has a new part!!
0:11 now is the job here landscape the lawn or build the sidewalk? Cause I can see this being a “lost sidewalk”.
The upsidedown bike sign looks like a 😯 type face 😂😂
For the one with the sidewalk you just need to be good at Subway Surfers.
5:39 This wasn't the painter's fault, some a**hole rearranged the bricks
I hope he said spiderman as a onejob joke
5:13 the sound editing here is *chef's kiss*
There's a road sign nearby to me that's upside down. When I first noticed it I twisted my head to read it (don't worry, I wasn't driving). I first noticed it a couple of months back and it's still upside down lol
There is no excuse for that thumbnail one. 0:16
4:25 Jack this was the one thing you did that made me viscerally want to throw up. Bravo. Also how dare you?
Omg the Burger King one- I know why that happens because I work for BK-
We have scoop things and often have to work with shaking methods, or the division is bad because they are in the same thing just with a metal divider. When I'm trying to get the drys in the thing sometimes some will fly out the scooper and into the onion rings and vice versa, personally I try to miss any misfits and then get the tongs and put them back where they belong lol
Thank you for giving my brain something to keep me awake with, Jack.
4:30 Jack.... I am currently sick...
5:00 It says Groom To Be.
I lost my apitite at 4:19
Those bricks wernt even layed on processed ground to begin with
Jack can make me feel better any day
The weird light switches and stairs is more you put the stick through the bike tires while going over road spikes
Omfg this hurts but it's also funny
Onion Rings in your Fries is a wonderful surprise.
I think the problem with the light switches has more to do with the height of them, which isn't in their control.
There is the r/Onejob!
Love the Subreddit
4:11 Peak!😂😂😂
I was eating, Jack! You monster!
4:30 damn jack have mercy I didn't need specifications. It really isn't a nice day to have ears
Hey jack how's your back don't slack don't be wack
2:00 mark that's actually common in Ireland people actually move signs around where I live just for a laugh 😂
6:26 Paige, no!