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КОМЕНТАРІ • 431

  • @DonutBurger
    @DonutBurger 2 роки тому +660

    I love how Jack was just torturing the editor for no reason.

    • @HyperHrishiHD
      @HyperHrishiHD 2 роки тому +44

      He was being held hostage.

    • @ranamona
      @ranamona 2 роки тому +54

      you never know what's going on behind the scenes... lol

    • @PixalonGC
      @PixalonGC 2 роки тому +11

      @@ranamona ayo~

    • @hneyycedar6289
      @hneyycedar6289 2 роки тому +9

      @@PixalonGC Broo💀

    • @enternlv0id
      @enternlv0id 2 роки тому +4

      @@ranamona goofy 💀💀

  • @Ashen_squad
    @Ashen_squad 2 роки тому +195

    I love how when Jack said "Stop being so emo" at 2:04, there was a sign in the background that looks like it said "Emo" on it.

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 2 роки тому +1

      esso

    • @TabbyCatq
      @TabbyCatq 2 роки тому +10

      1:53 is the start of that clip if you need more time to find the sign xD (Yes, I'm looking at _you_ )

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 2 роки тому +5

      @@TabbyCatq slow reader be like

    • @branbroken
      @branbroken 2 роки тому +1

      @@hiddenguy67 no it really is emo, emo oil founded in ireland. Looks nothing like esso and all the wrong colours.

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 2 роки тому +1

      Damn, even the signs are insulting OP.

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 2 роки тому +275

    Jack is 100% crazy and I love him for it.

    • @killer_125p7
      @killer_125p7 2 роки тому +7

      How do u know it's not 97.6718428288374% huh? 🤔🤔🤔💀

    • @blazejunior2293
      @blazejunior2293 2 роки тому +8

      @@killer_125p7 or 99.99999999999999999999999999%?

    • @killer_125p7
      @killer_125p7 2 роки тому +1

      How about be famous on r/wooooosh?
      Can u post this on r/wooooosh?

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 2 роки тому +1

      i think that's true for all of the narrators lol

    • @blazejunior2293
      @blazejunior2293 2 роки тому

      @@killer_125p7 I think not

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 2 роки тому +122

    Jack really wants the Editor to leak Jack's IP and real life address on Twitter

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan 2 роки тому +275

    Damn the editor deserves a raise, what a chad

  • @stefanstoyanov7460
    @stefanstoyanov7460 2 роки тому +58

    An upside down flag usually means either emergency or war. Knowing the usual working conditions in the franchise I wonder, to whom did Macdonald's declared war upon?
    Ah, yes, their customers!

    • @puredemon5926
      @puredemon5926 2 роки тому +14

      They probably get a lot of Karen's I'd say it's understandable then. lol

    • @Luminary-z3r
      @Luminary-z3r 2 роки тому +7

      Wendy’s

    • @BenetteG
      @BenetteG 2 роки тому +8

      Breaking News: Macdonaldia has declared war on Burger Kingdom.

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 3 місяці тому +1

      WarDonald's

  • @Swiftkitten88
    @Swiftkitten88 2 роки тому +38

    3:00 certified aircraft mechanic here, and no its not *just* there for ascetics, its so the passenger doesn't touch, apply pressure or in any way damage the "actual" window or airframe.

    • @HyperHrishiHD
      @HyperHrishiHD 2 роки тому +10

      Hello aircraft mechanic I accidentally removed the tap-

    • @tumis80
      @tumis80 2 роки тому +6

      Even if it's not needed, it makes you wonder: if they cut corners in non-necessary fixes, maybe they also do it on necessary ones...

  • @greendude2616
    @greendude2616 2 роки тому +84

    Am I the only one who feels bad for the editors because of jacks craziness like it always has to be shaking zooming

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu 2 роки тому +22

    9:08 I call the random onion ring that shows up in Burger King's fries 'The Magic Onion Ring.' It first happened to me all the way back in 1998 in National City, California at a new BK at the time. It was glorious.
    I cherish the random onion ring that shows up in my fries as a sign of good luck (when I'm in a good mood)

  • @verywhitecat
    @verywhitecat 2 роки тому +192

    The people that design and made those should be jailed for their crimes against humanity.

    • @razorwork1
      @razorwork1 2 роки тому +11

      Architects....

    • @kylarcheng1346
      @kylarcheng1346 2 роки тому +9

      @@razorwork1 Architects should be jailed for their crimes against humanity

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 Рік тому +1

      HOW THE HECK IS GREEN TEA *OPTIONALLY* VEGAN?!

  • @Kitsuna_Gacha
    @Kitsuna_Gacha 2 роки тому +9

    4:24 Jack I am drinking Fanta at this very moment. Please don't...

  • @m00nix_
    @m00nix_ 2 роки тому +56

    Those stairs lead to the backrooms now

  • @LoupdeLuna
    @LoupdeLuna 2 роки тому +48

    Here's the problem with the onion ring one at 9:15. While I agree, getting stuff for free that would usually cost more is great, I am allergic to onions.

    • @Nightfire613
      @Nightfire613 2 роки тому +1

      Not me personally, but my dad. He's almost died from a free onion ring in his fries MORE THAN ONCE!

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 2 роки тому

      @@Nightfire613 maybe your dad should stop eating the onion rings.

    • @DalesDubs
      @DalesDubs 2 роки тому +2

      Don't they all get fried in the same oil, anyway? Not doubting, just confused

    • @totallyoriginalname5653
      @totallyoriginalname5653 Рік тому

      natural selection

    • @Nightfire613
      @Nightfire613 Рік тому +2

      @@stanleyhape8427 He doesn't eat them, but the cross contamination is enough to trigger the reaction

  • @pinkneko13
    @pinkneko13 2 роки тому +53

    I'm just curious, what did the editor do to invoke the wrath of Jack?

    • @Ihatetheseupdates
      @Ihatetheseupdates 2 роки тому +5

      What did he do to the editor? What are all these comments about?

    • @oweri1419
      @oweri1419 2 роки тому

      @@Ihatetheseupdates p i m p l e p u s s

  • @Multi_name_guy
    @Multi_name_guy 2 роки тому +11

    7:39 I was actually thinking "is that sign from the upside down" and then you said this

  • @tjvan679
    @tjvan679 2 роки тому +14

    I'm frickin broken XD
    As you can see, this room was inspired by...the designers sudden stroke XD

  • @timerchOfficialyt
    @timerchOfficialyt 2 роки тому +53

    Jack had one job and did it perfectly

    • @ahs7256
      @ahs7256 2 роки тому +8

      thought i wouldn't see you today

    • @ahs7256
      @ahs7256 2 роки тому +4

      but true

    • @HyperHrishiHD
      @HyperHrishiHD 2 роки тому +2

      Yes very tue

  • @latioshunter
    @latioshunter 2 роки тому +4

    "Just bring in the panda with the hot dog"
    Me:....thats a corn dog.

  • @thewiseturtle
    @thewiseturtle 2 роки тому +4

    In the '70s a "DAIRY" section of the grocery store was the general area that fresh milk, eggs, cheese, and juice was sold. Yes, products stolen from cows were the main feature, but the whole area could include anything that needed to be refrigerated and had a short shelf life. Which is why to this day I consider eggs to be "dairy" and get confused when a product says "dairy-free", but has eggs.

  • @JayFude
    @JayFude 2 роки тому +3

    This is one of the first r/ videos that I didn't just mute and skip through. Actual commentary that made me laugh.

  • @iamaslimeuwu
    @iamaslimeuwu 2 роки тому +6

    7:29 don't worry its just the australian advertising

  • @hockeyhacker97
    @hockeyhacker97 2 роки тому +13

    2:38... To be fair to that one if the door opens outwards then the door lock would still prevent the door from opening because the rod would be against the frame and so would be locked despite not having the small metal loop hole, it only doesn't lock if the door opens inwards, but judging by that door frame it looks to open outwards.

    • @qwertz4035
      @qwertz4035 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. I also was like: Whats wrong with it? I don't see it xD

  • @darcydreaming6931
    @darcydreaming6931 2 роки тому +5

    I’m honestly surprised Jack didn’t crack a school pizza party joke with the peeler
    Also screw you Jack I was drinking oj when I watched this

  • @shialtin
    @shialtin 2 роки тому +4

    oh, FFS - why would Jack encourage us to think of pimple juice, when all he has to do is urge us to taste his 'nut juice,' and loins around the world catch fire?

  • @interestingswim8151
    @interestingswim8151 2 роки тому +13

    One job is something they don't have anymore.

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 2 роки тому +1

      Now, two to make up for the original, higher paying one.

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo Місяць тому

      I mean, if these dudes can get jobs that easy and still screw it, there's no lesson learned.

  • @sea_gull_89
    @sea_gull_89 2 роки тому +3

    0:20 So that's the famous sigh-walk I was toled about?

  • @Manic640
    @Manic640 2 роки тому +8

    Pure evil 4:37 I was eating oreos :(

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 2 роки тому +3

    4:30 you're a monster Jack

  • @xStaatic
    @xStaatic 2 роки тому +20

    this subreddit is the only subreddit where if you see someone look at an image here and feel satisfaction,
    you know they have -19 iq

    • @lolman9410
      @lolman9410 2 роки тому +1

      makes me feel better about my 19 iq.

  • @DitzyNizzy2009
    @DitzyNizzy2009 2 роки тому +5

    03:55:
    "Just bring in the panda with a hot dog; at least he's reliable."
    Said panda brings in what appears to be a corn dog. (Unless, of course, we're talking about a New Zealand hot dog.)

  • @SuperNova-nl5eb
    @SuperNova-nl5eb 2 роки тому +5

    4:42 sometimes jack overcommits on a joke and makes me wanna deck his face in a wall

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 2 роки тому +7

    0:32 Steven's in level 250 of the backrooms now

    • @chunckystudios
      @chunckystudios 2 роки тому +4

      He sounded like Pyro from TF2 💀

    • @Stick_and_stone
      @Stick_and_stone 2 роки тому +1

      @@chunckystudios also kinda like a squeak toy at the end lol

    • @daytongamerx4506
      @daytongamerx4506 Рік тому

      The boss also sounded like Soldier from TF2

  • @rushinroulette4636
    @rushinroulette4636 2 роки тому +2

    4:25 you know, the strangest thing happened to me today while milking the cows. One of them only had a single udder and it gave yellow milk.

  • @cheezarose
    @cheezarose 2 роки тому +4

    Jack is such a great host,had me chuckling for real!

  • @themeonman5557
    @themeonman5557 2 роки тому +5

    I remember one time i got mcdonalds and we got 3 extra fries. BEST DAY EVER

  • @WinEntity
    @WinEntity Рік тому +1

    The entire orange-juice arc took place IMMEDIATELY after I peeled, and ate my first slice of, an orange. I want my money back

  • @theraysofthesun__
    @theraysofthesun__ 2 роки тому +2

    7:40 VECNA? YESSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU JACK FOR THE STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE:D
    Edit 2: AN9THER STRANGER REFERENCE AT THE UPSIDE DOWN BIKEEEE AHHHHHH TYSM

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke 2 роки тому +20

    I, a very impractical nuke, am here to remind the editors of Emkay to remember one thing:
    Imagine the taste of pimple pus. Go ahead. This is Jack's message. Imagine it, and ascend.

    • @elodkovacs1405
      @elodkovacs1405 2 роки тому

      Bless RNJesus that I was reading this exactly when the clip played

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 2 роки тому

      I will not

  • @myheartwillstopinjoy8142
    @myheartwillstopinjoy8142 2 роки тому +3

    Those stairs take you down to hell

  • @michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075
    @michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075 2 роки тому +8

    "pimple instead of udders"
    I swear 0.5 sec into the post and this guy came up with amazing joke, like it wasn't scripted

  • @oneosix106decena
    @oneosix106decena 2 роки тому +1

    0:40 who designed this didnt have a stroke
    Instead he is a regular rust/unturned player honeycombing theyre base

  • @Feffie06
    @Feffie06 2 роки тому +2

    10:08 hello neigbour be like XD

  • @grandhorn
    @grandhorn 2 роки тому +1

    4:26 I'M EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW YOU MONSTER!!

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Jack sounds like a RTS builder

  • @theblueberrypi6152
    @theblueberrypi6152 2 роки тому +2

    This is what happens when you have two construction teams start from each side.

  • @killer_125p7
    @killer_125p7 2 роки тому +4

    6:19 those aren't goats those r kids!
    👁️👄👁️

    • @KompridiCR
      @KompridiCR 2 роки тому

      baby goats are called kids if i remember correctly

    • @killer_125p7
      @killer_125p7 2 роки тому +1

      @@KompridiCR no I meant that instead of pig he said kid

  • @marissawolff8491
    @marissawolff8491 2 роки тому +1

    At 1:53:
    What's wrong if the driver goes 140 miles per hour? They won't get a ticket for driving that many miles, I don't think.
    At 5:16:
    The echo effect Jack used when saying the word "city" had me laughing extremely hard.
    At 8:13:
    I don't care if the buttons on the arcade cabinet are crooked, just let me play Q*Bert!
    At 9:04:
    I actually get excited when I find an onion ring in my box of Burger King fries, not upset or angry because I love both French fries and onion rings.

  • @francescoragnoni8042
    @francescoragnoni8042 2 роки тому +2

    3:25 so, resell able once you find someone dumb enough?

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 2 роки тому +2

    Jack would not be entirely out of place in a TheClick video

  • @gamegod6859
    @gamegod6859 2 роки тому +3

    11:05 beautiful

  • @mettzio
    @mettzio 2 роки тому +1

    I was eating cereal when the pimple juice came up

  • @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
    @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing 2 роки тому +6

    0:02 how to trap lightning McQueen.

  • @purplevhope
    @purplevhope 2 роки тому

    LMAOOO Jack just makes everything better

  • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
    @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 роки тому +2

    The building part may have been for structural integrity. If the floor plan already had that laid out it might be dangerous to not have those balconies there.

  • @chanyy6838
    @chanyy6838 2 роки тому +1

    0:36Steven must be a vex

  • @RandomPerson-qd9gj
    @RandomPerson-qd9gj 2 роки тому +2

    been having some very suicidal thoughts rn, hope this will calm me down

  • @skygaming5114
    @skygaming5114 2 роки тому +2

    The cha of the cha cha real smooth

  • @kittykatt6740
    @kittykatt6740 2 роки тому

    Omg the pizza cutter got me!

  • @Chaud31423
    @Chaud31423 Рік тому

    Honestly the Sand Stairs look hilarious
    Looks like I need to find a switch somewhere to find the hidden underground temple

  • @isappycracks
    @isappycracks 2 роки тому +6

    for some reason i feel like someone is about to kill me

    • @epiccrusadr8583
      @epiccrusadr8583 2 роки тому

      I’m outside your front door

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 роки тому

      @@epiccrusadr8583 thats impossible because i armed a shotgun trap in both of my doors

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 2 роки тому

    I love it when I get ads for internet services in my area but they say they dont cover my area.

  • @Kiku91
    @Kiku91 2 роки тому +1

    11:35 wait…not only is that not Goku… *squint* that ain’t a toddler either…

  • @wkdoreo6469
    @wkdoreo6469 2 роки тому

    Seeing as this is the first video I’ve seen from this guy… and he made me hate myself for watching UA-cam. Imma subscribe

  • @demonbye19
    @demonbye19 2 роки тому

    1:47 he's not complaining about the light switches being near the furniture but how high it is that's why he said the thing about the stairs

  • @jamesmcgrath1731
    @jamesmcgrath1731 2 роки тому +1

    3:48 It's not a mistake. Some places like Heritage Park, Saskatchewan Exibition, and pretty much every other Canadian carnival does this. AMERICA IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD!

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +3

    Jack singing bits
    4:47
    10:25
    11:05

  • @elodkovacs1405
    @elodkovacs1405 2 роки тому +1

    4:12 ahh yes, Wec Donalds

  • @findot777
    @findot777 2 роки тому +1

    6:24 yes think of the textures and flavors of child milk

  • @kaihunter4815
    @kaihunter4815 2 роки тому

    JACK I WAS EATING WHILE WATCHING THIS 😭😭

  • @lingkan4658
    @lingkan4658 2 роки тому +2

    The billboard in 7:39 is just for the australians

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 Рік тому

    **** you for that pimple segment. Not for most of it, but those noises caused me PHYSICAL PAIN.
    *sigh* I hate having Auditory Processing Disorder.....

  • @NeneARZ
    @NeneARZ 2 роки тому +2

    AFTER NINE HOURS OF RESEARCH IVE FOUND IT.
    THE MUSIC IN THE INTRO
    ITS CALLED
    “Die house”
    BY kristofer maddigan WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Mangaka718
      @Mangaka718 2 роки тому +1

      from the game Cuphead. (great game btw, all the music is fantastic)

    • @NeneARZ
      @NeneARZ 2 роки тому

      @@Mangaka718 FUVHK YEAH!!!!!!!

  • @Llozstuff
    @Llozstuff 2 роки тому

    The "It's a Murray" song sung by Jack has a new part!!

  • @basilchristofis3863
    @basilchristofis3863 2 роки тому +1

    0:11 now is the job here landscape the lawn or build the sidewalk? Cause I can see this being a “lost sidewalk”.

  • @VMarshmallo
    @VMarshmallo 2 роки тому

    The upsidedown bike sign looks like a 😯 type face 😂😂

  • @ispyownage1567
    @ispyownage1567 2 роки тому

    For the one with the sidewalk you just need to be good at Subway Surfers.

  • @WaldoWheresReal
    @WaldoWheresReal 2 роки тому +1

    5:39 This wasn't the painter's fault, some a**hole rearranged the bricks

  • @thexerox8939
    @thexerox8939 2 роки тому +1

    I hope he said spiderman as a onejob joke

  • @Ebbagull
    @Ebbagull 2 роки тому

    5:13 the sound editing here is *chef's kiss*

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 Рік тому

    There's a road sign nearby to me that's upside down. When I first noticed it I twisted my head to read it (don't worry, I wasn't driving). I first noticed it a couple of months back and it's still upside down lol

  • @Place_Your_Order_Here
    @Place_Your_Order_Here 2 роки тому +1

    There is no excuse for that thumbnail one. 0:16

  • @equivalentconcept1403
    @equivalentconcept1403 2 роки тому +3

    4:25 Jack this was the one thing you did that made me viscerally want to throw up. Bravo. Also how dare you?

  • @Pullipe
    @Pullipe 2 роки тому

    Omg the Burger King one- I know why that happens because I work for BK-
    We have scoop things and often have to work with shaking methods, or the division is bad because they are in the same thing just with a metal divider. When I'm trying to get the drys in the thing sometimes some will fly out the scooper and into the onion rings and vice versa, personally I try to miss any misfits and then get the tongs and put them back where they belong lol

  • @sylvie-chantrainer1842
    @sylvie-chantrainer1842 Рік тому

    Thank you for giving my brain something to keep me awake with, Jack.

  • @foundationsoftheslay8700
    @foundationsoftheslay8700 2 роки тому +1

    4:30 Jack.... I am currently sick...

  • @sweatin
    @sweatin 2 роки тому +3

    5:00 It says Groom To Be.

  • @sadyeeter4829
    @sadyeeter4829 2 роки тому +2

    I lost my apitite at 4:19

  • @kevinpedersen5290
    @kevinpedersen5290 2 роки тому

    Those bricks wernt even layed on processed ground to begin with

  • @Its-time-to-stop
    @Its-time-to-stop 2 роки тому +4

    Jack can make me feel better any day

  • @rebbecachunn
    @rebbecachunn 2 роки тому +1

    The weird light switches and stairs is more you put the stick through the bike tires while going over road spikes

  • @pikaqte5418
    @pikaqte5418 2 роки тому +1

    Omfg this hurts but it's also funny

  • @kodaisosen
    @kodaisosen 2 роки тому

    Onion Rings in your Fries is a wonderful surprise.

  • @whitepearlreaper
    @whitepearlreaper 2 роки тому +1

    I think the problem with the light switches has more to do with the height of them, which isn't in their control.

  • @marilynlucero9363
    @marilynlucero9363 2 роки тому +1

    There is the r/Onejob!
    Love the Subreddit

  • @TobyOliverHenryFan
    @TobyOliverHenryFan Місяць тому +1

    4:11 Peak!😂😂😂

  • @stompingliger
    @stompingliger 2 роки тому

    I was eating, Jack! You monster!

  • @astro5935
    @astro5935 2 роки тому

    4:30 damn jack have mercy I didn't need specifications. It really isn't a nice day to have ears

  • @xlaxAKA_dad
    @xlaxAKA_dad 2 роки тому +2

    Hey jack how's your back don't slack don't be wack

  • @tomschevette
    @tomschevette 2 роки тому

    2:00 mark that's actually common in Ireland people actually move signs around where I live just for a laugh 😂

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 2 роки тому +1

    6:26 Paige, no!