A Wild West Bank Robbery - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2020
- Do we have what it takes to defeat to western faction?
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No one:
Gatling Gun: I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this...is my weapon.
Whats even better is that the Gatling gun looks a lot like the brass beast (i think its based after it but im not sure)
They call me heavy this is my gun when she starts spinning you better run.
it fires custom made bulets it costs 12 00$ to fire this gun for 12 seconds
Mr McMuffun yeah it’s a modified Gatling gun with a magazine for some reason
Whoever doesn't get this reference ls a uncultured son of a gun.
4:36 all the knights on the wobbly horses survived. That means that THEY are bullet-resistant, just as the blunderbusses. Like so cap'n can see this.
They are wearing leather and iron
No because they have shild
@@yousefalrajhi4713 that's right that's why they are bullet proof
I think they have "Bullet-resistance" would be the correct words. You see the Blunderbuss does survive against bullets, but they did die after getting shot for sometimes, or the bullets are too powerful like Death-eye over here 6:00. While some unit like the "knight", both on foot & horseback simply had more HP with bullet-resistance on there armor ( i think ) so they last longer.
I can accepted the fact "Hay baler" are Immune against arrow/bolt, while some unit can tank do to there HP, others can deflect or dodge a couple bullet, but TABS unit are not bulletproof.
... yet.
1 died
The line "I've never had much faith in the musketeer" feels like an anime finale line where the musketeer earns his respect.
If only.
@EllaCruz-vn1kpthis is a very new comment
@@PrimeTime0this is a very middle of the road timewise comment
@@raideranimator6091this is a comment
This is
@@budthekill2439 this
I'd like to thank you personally CaptainSauce. My parents are going through a pretty ugly divorce right now and your videos are helping me through it. Even in a dark time in my life, your jokes can still make me smile. Thank you.
I’m sorry 😢
I'm saying the same
@@mOki.i WAIT THERES ANOTHER DEMOMAN
If you are a penguin... hmmmm
*places shiny pebble in cage covered in leaves*
i hope you are feeling better now. stay safe
“Billy I told you! We’re gonna die if we don’t do it! So shut your mouth or you won’t have one to shut!”
*then again we don’t have mouths...*
Not long after Billy and Bobby got caught on a porch and died rip
Their tabs units... they literally never had mouths to shut...
Poor billy and bobby
They were the best bros
*Then*
You would probably bring a janitor to war to clean the bodies
Jermey:NOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THEM ITS TOO OVERKILL!!
Billy: haha gun go pew pew
dammit you beat me to it, i didnt even see this
Jeremey was the one who thought it was overkill
Jeremy is right Gun does go pew pew
*brrrr would still work tho*
billy?from kindergarten?is jeremy the janitor!
19:52 Scarecrow: "They tore my legs off and they threw them over there. Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there."
I love how that one guy was staring at the other Gatling gun
Hi
@@siren6096 Hi
Me too
@@tanienygb you are the best
Ok
The dead eye, quick draw, and Gatling gun have a semi reliable auto aim. Like so cap can see
Sniping zeus with quick draw helped me a lot
Sauce what if you put Cupid against bank robbers what will happen
I would, but it has 69 likes
Idea get a dark peseant put it against a dark peasant
@@arronbrittle9170 ?
"This town ain't big enough for more factions"
-The cowboy faction
From playing sea of thieves for many years, I can confirm that real barrels are indeed 100% totally bulletproof.
As a barrel I can confirm that we are invincible. Humanity isn't long for this world.
@@captainkirk265 As a bullet that got shot at a barrel, I can confirm they're invincible. I am currently in the hospital for a fractured... everything.
2:49 18 X 4 is 72 meaning there are 72 guns there, each gun holds 6 bullets resulting in 432 bullets turning those barrels into noodle strainers
Wow that is a lot of math
@@xandraxie3183 not really. Boils down to 18×4×6
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 oh well you made it sound like it was confusing
@@xandraxie3183 it’s simple multiplication, isn’t it?
“Ambushing the ambush” Captain Sauce 2020
now we ambush that ambush that is ambushing our ambush.
Then we ambush his ambush that ambush their ambush that ambush our ambushing that ambush the army
" Totally Accurate problems requires Totally Accurate solutions "
Captain Sauce: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
Do more battle cats
Captainsauce: Send the janitor out maybe
Me: Kindergarten flashbacks
Janitor: don't test the mop
Janitor: wut do you want now?
Tyler Edmonds someone’s been playing too much kindergarten.
(Janitor) this is the war I was talking about little one it's the one I was i-i-innn
yup.flashbacks to kindergarten 2.I hope there is a third
I was about to comment saying: 20:25-20:33 the janitor from kindergarten 1 and 2: "am I a joke to you?" Lol 😂🤣😂
Jimmy: noo you can't just use bullets against people with sticks
Billy: hahaha bullets go cling cling cling
Comment battle:
"The Flying Leash"
Bug Dlc on everything has wings
1 lasso horse
Omg thats would be so funny i might do that
This may be the first time a recommendation has used the bugs dlc
Thx m8 :D
Wobbly horse
Alternate Name: An Attempt To Hang People
Tip: You can move faster moving diagonal using W + A or W + D when taking control of a Tabs unit.
Have a seat young skywalker
THANK YOU IM TIRED OF GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY HARVESTER
Harvesters are the cheap version of the god killer (aka ballista)
Xbox players crying in the corner with me
@@Sp3ctralI I'm an Xbox player, I just moved the L stick to the corners
"It is like thirty degrees in this room, and after that last one, my feet are sweating."
Anyone else remember when he said he only knew Fahrenheit?
I was scouring the comments just to find this one
I had to know if someone else was paying attention to that
@@smra_progenitor Same xD
@superpooperannus gaming hes Canadian thats warm for him
Comment battle: The great bank heist
Red side* place in a circle around the bank
3 bank robbers
4 dead eyes
2 gunslingers
2 dynamite throwers
You must use the western faction (western secrets included)
You also need a QuickDraw as the sherif
That would be 😎
Cool!
19:51 that was the slickest move I've ever seen come from a TABS unit.
The Cyclops cowboy kicked his "plans"
"Hey Billy don't you think this is a little overkill" well sure is
He billy
@@fancymansgamingchannel2876 lol
Well sure it is that is my we are do it.
Billy: ye so
@@fancymansgamingchannel2876 is that better
Probably one of my favorite intros in the series yet.
2:30 Now doesn't that sound familiar?
2:56 72 Guns.
14:45 Speaking of Minecraft, when will you return to the game?
17:33 You should've done what I did, put at least 1 gunslinger on the balcony of the house, posses it, then win.
22:05 Just going to warn you now, Renaissance is difficult.
Same
Each gun is a six shooter, and can shoot 6 bullets
72 X 6 = 432 bullets
432 BULLETS
@@MrZog33 Oh...
Renaissance was hell, until i put a miner in a building and made them alll turn around to get shot by the Deadeyes
You forgot at 13:49 there’s a random cyclop miner.
Captain Sauce isn’t the best strategist by win rate, but his strategies are hilarious
At least they work
@@beanbaby7375 *sometimes
Do you think he would win against a regular player
He'd probably lose 1 the win the rest
bean baby yep
12:37 🎵Bouncy Bouncy, Havin' such a good time!🎵 (like if you saw it)
Who would win?
A strategy that’s well thought out and seems plausable
Spamming a bunch of wobbly horses
based on the enemy team's strat, wobbly horse.
wobbly horses
Wobbly horse
strat of the year.
No its more like : Or a bunch of wobbly bois
you shouuld have used the gattling gun on tribal level 1! historicly, they WERE used for that purpose!
So you mean to say that they were used to mow down cave men
Choco bear it’s technically the tribal faction.
Pretty sure they were used to mow down the native Americans
@@shane4429 and super dangerous outlaws
Joe mama
8:12 when the winged hussars arrived
Insert Sabaton.
The new western faction is amazing at heights, but the musketeer can't really aim down.
CS : Ends a vid
Everyone watching : *sadness noises*
Tru
@Jack Anglim YES
Tru
Sir Punkerish ya know what
Tru
Tru
Captainsauce: "Did the ranger just dodge my bullets?!"
My head: "Have u ever SEEN a Clint Eastwood movie?!?!"
Me:*laughs* you dummy.... THEY DODGE HAHAHAHA
No i haven't
this was by far, the best TABS video you have ever made captainsauce.
Dear cap, I'm sure you here this everyday, but you are my favourite youtuber. Everyday I come home from school feeling tired and disliked by my peers. Everyday I just want to curl up into a ball and cry. But then I get your notifications. Your videos are what bring me the most joy in life. Whenever I feel sad I just watch a video of two. All I can say is just keep up what your doing! It really makes a difference in people's lives. thx Alex
Captain sauce: The plans not working I have to bring in our last resort!
Hobbits: Not again please!
Captain sauce: I DONT CARE GO IN AND DISTRACT THEM!
Hobbits: Die and don’t win
Captain sauce: smiles
How were there no replies after 2 months?
Quick Warning: the level "elude the enemy" causes my game to crash and this seems to happen to several other people. I don't want you to lose a recording because of the level.
Happened to me aswell
Any level with a goal to survive makes my game crash
@Ancient 6.6 Or just place any unit hidden in the map (like behind the trees in the viking map etc.)
But the crash makes it totally impossible
That happens to me every time. Landfall needs to fix that
(•.)0(•.) you’re a true fan of cap
Quick Draw: *uses aimbot*
Landfall: *nerfs Quick Draw*
Everyone: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Proof that Quick Draw is aimbotting: Go to 11:20
@Nepth Gaming i honestly prefer the nerfed quickdraw. they’re my favorite unit in the game to control. they’re just so fun to use. the game just turns into a third or first person shooter if you control them, and it’s also really effective.
Vexeron k
The Quickdraw is not aimbotting, he's just using deadeye
Im was learning about those in school not to long ago
21:14 can we appreciate how the gun slinger ran into the axe and he still missed.
" it's like sending the janitors"
Me: the janitor from kindergarten 1 and 2
the reinforcement has arrived
Lets call them by they’re names, BOB and The janitor that lost his name in the war
@Maximillian Nechiporuk i do fat ree now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEERRRREREREEREERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@RandomSwedishGuy WOUD YOU LIGE SOME NUGGETS??!
NUGGET remember BOB got killed by the janitor that lost his name in the best war
"doesn't do much damage"
Cactus can basically kill entire groups at once, and holds onto the enemy after death slowing them down. Also has the same effect as the blunderbuss, and basically doesn't take ranged damage. They're alot better than you realize
True bud I don't think the individual spikes to alot of damage there a tank of sort
wdzander tv live but*
They’re*
I also like that they can hold thier own against most melee units even raptors
in the 400-cost units: chieftan, halberd, teawondo, cactus. Cactus has the lowest damage of these 4, but he has the beefiest agains ranged unit
@@yurimantarov7398 Though can any of those units take a balista to the balls and shake it off?
18:00 that is quite the deFENCEive strategy
…
Ok I'll leave now
one thing to know is that the "bullets" for most guns in TABS are just spheres, but the gattling gun has real, sharp, bullets.
YES there is way more levels witch means more episodes YAY
Did no one saw the cowboy did a kick in the nuts fo the scare crow
Sand witch
Wow you have to take control because you can’t win
Gloria Grace Tecson yes I know it’s five and Friday but use some grammar
@@quintariousmitchell8297 yeah it's called strategy ever heard of it
The cactus unit is almost invincible to ranged units that’s why it costs so much
yeah.50 ice archers vs 5 cacti.cacti
Exactly. They’re basically the barrel units with a lot more health and have good group damage
SpicyTuna16 yea but blunderbuss is way way better cause they’re cheaper and have guns
I shot one with a ballista, and it got up like it only got a concussion
@@jonathanxiang6658 cactus has 10x more resistance
12:28 What do you mean? Raptors are the only dinosaurs smart enough to open doors.
19:58
That victory actually looked kinda cool.
I feel like the cactus is quite good when he grabs the opponent’s Heath drains, and he has that whole spike attack.
U might be surprised how good halberd are against them.
14:15
Cap: what's stopping me from ambushing the ambush
What I heard: you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
20:26
“That’d be like sending your soldiers, your cafeteria workers, your accountants! Maybe the janitor?!”
*kindergarten 2 flashbacks*
"Let's be honest, they're not gonna win it on their own, they're pretty bad."
Blunderbuss: *observe*
I have a challenge for you: Do the simulation campaign but you can only use three factions of your choice, two if you want it to be harder. Like so sauce can see.
Edit: I forgot that the secret units count as a faction
Puppy in a Blanket lò,d,dk
No one else like this he has 69 likes
Nice
Dipper Pines nice
Check out the new sandbox next episode. There are new win conditions that are really fun to screw around with.
On the level where you used a reaper, you actually had exactly enough cash money to put 3 reapers, since a reaper costs 2500 cash money, and you had 7500 cash money, and 2500 x 3 = 7500, you would indeed have exactly enough cash money to put 3 reapers
Cap “WHY DO THEY COST FOUR HUNDRED EACH!
Me “I don’t know.
battle idea: 5 hwachas, two priests and a saucy amount of cheerleaders. this is going to put bullet raid to shame
Love your profile pic, I’m also a fan of Lumine
Why are there weebs
I must protect the holy land
Even if the weebs take my life
They’ll never take my freedom
(Grabs holy shotgun)
We goin huntin today bois
Troy Hsiao Lee ohhh yes
Sans exactly, let’s smite these WEEBS! Never give up...
Sans Hanks “Why are there weebs”
It’s called the internet
Watch out captain, you don’t wanna get another warning for offending hobbits 😂
I can safely say that after two years of watching your channel I can only wonder why aren't you at 2mil subs when you content is hilarious
He now has 2.42 million subscribers.
I got an ad for Totally Accurate Battle Simulator while watching this.
I have never got that and i watched every single tabs video on this channel wtf
I never knew there was a tabs advert (British for trialer)
@@utter_cringe that's because there is no tabs ad
is nice I guess
WoofWoof me too
"the fastest gunslinger"
1 quickdraw
40 cheer leaders
That's fast
In the west
Cap. Thank you for making my life and many others filled with laughter and joy. I don’t know how to thank you, so I will just tell you to stay safe. Me and many others have enjoyed your content for so long. Love,sock
13:20
Seems like cactus got a date
2:50 I did the math. 18 guys, each holding four 6 shooters so 18 x (4x6) = 432 bullets. 432 bullets for a single volley.
This TABS Map Ain’t Big Enough For The Other Factions!
Good one. For real
But this map might be big enough...for the both of us. *Whistling intensifies* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eeee
69 likes.....PERFECT!😂👌
Arthur morgan with internet access THIS IS TRUE
HEy billy ya think sauce over here is pretty cool?
Bobby: yeah he is. Edit I changed one of there names
If you said his name was billy why would you make his name jeremy
Who’s Jeremy when the guy said HEy billy
Should have been jimmy though
It’s bobby and billy
Jeremy is their arch nemesis
Who's Jeremy?
8:28:I guess u could say...
*JOUST WRECK THEM*
To answer your question about the Jesters, in real life they actually did have a part in medieval wars. They would taunt the enemy to enrage them so they would attack them and not focus on the actual battle, plus they could distract enemys from an on coming ambush behind them.
More fun facts, the Jester was aloud to insult and make fun of the king, because he was to be totally honest with him about anything and the kind would even ask his Jester for advice on things. The Jester was also the kings eyes and ears around the castle, as in he would be listening around at the chatter and gossip from the various people living in the castle (servents, knights, family, etc.) And since no one would ever say something bad about the king infront of the king, the Jester was essentially the kings spy on his own kingdom.
20:32
Kindergarten janitor "are you challenging me"
That mop
@@the_knightcatTTv um no offense but are you insane? Cuz you king of Insanity does that make you? A- nevermind
You’re my favorite UA-camr ever!! You’re amazing
The blunderbuss isn't immune to gunslinger bullets because the bullets from the gunslinger don't actually act like a projectile. Its really just sort of a circle of constant damage.
Wow, I've never seen one of my comments go THIS long without anyone acknowledging it... I'm impressed!
Captain one minute: Quick draw sucks, he's shooting into the dirt
Captain another minute: I want to keep useing him since he's overpowered
"well, he seems to be friends with all the western faction, or at least all the important ones" Gatling gun: "am I a joke to you?"
At 19:53 the cowboy jumps off his horse and kicks the scarecrow
Remember what Alan Grant said about velociraptors. "And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side! And the other two raptors...you didn't even know were there."
"Sending a jester to war is like a country sending accountants and cafeteria workers to war, maybe the janitors"
Well sending the janitor might not be a bad idea if he works at a certain kindergarten school.
Such a obscure reference I like it
He did say that he lost his name in the war.
he would just stab them with his mop
"fire away"
1 of every gun-wielding unit
This is a stand off with guns and rocks hey captain sauce ur always so funny I love watching ur videos
“It’s like bringing your soldiers, your cafeteria ladies, your janitors,” but that’s a great idea, specially with the janitor from kindergarten XD
I forgot to mention, a few episodes ago, I realized... THE CACTI ARE FRIGGEN BULLETPROOF. And Captainsace said, “every faction has a blocking unit, but apparently not this one.” Well, think again
Dude id love to see what the units think about each other like what does a mammoth think of a headbutter or what Zeus thinks of da vinchis tank?
Id like to know why they’re just regular npc’s
Or why this joke is so bad?
@@nuhunla1930 just dont
Anyone else like how he says "Totally Accurate Battle Simulatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Bonny and Clyde: one deadeye and one quick draw
18 guys with 4 guns=72 guns, each guns has 6 bullets meaning 1728 bullets when they all fire, multiply that infinitely and you get a grand total of stupidity.
Btw the western units are what's called a glass cannon aka powerful offense but weak defense.
The start was the part that instantly hooked me
I laughed so hard when he said clever girl which is a Jurassic park refrence
Same
Same
As if it wasn’t obvious
I think you could have gotten away without saying that it was a Jurassic park reference, buddy.
It is a Jurassic park reference, good job
Custom battle
Revenge of the spooky
6 bone mages
3 cheiftans
2 stoners
A row of protectors
8 spear throwers
And you can only use the spooky faction
1. Putting a gunslinger on a roof makes them unstoppable. 2.
2. I want to see John wick vs six shooter
"This isn't a democracy!" Getting some real jim pickens vibes here edit: thanks for the likes
*J I M* he watches, he watches all, and then... he possesses. Caps will is what saved him from acting like Kevin for the rest of the vid
he needs to play Roblox
UA-cam says this has one reply not including mine hmmmm I don’t think that’s correct
Nvm including mine
don't disrespect our lord and savior
Like so the Captain can see.
in the settings you can select something called "unlock all units" it gives you every unit in the game to use in the campaign except the secret units you havent found yet.
You realize that Captainsauce wants to do the game legitimately, and that that setting is basically a cheat button.
6:30 the whole games dumb I’m trying to fit in 🤣🤣🤣
Great tabs as always 😂
when your show's genre is eastern:
CooBowy
4:56 "Are they all here, at least the important ones are."
Dynamite Thrower: Said Explosive Noises.
*sad
@@stukature no they said explosive noises dumb
@@gamingcousins5362 I hope that was sarcasm
Hahahaha yup useless
I still love that Landfall made the lasso riders scream “yeeeehaw”
Thanks for all the laughs sauce
Idea for comment battles:
Bullets with wings
Bugs dlc on to everything has wings
3 gattling guns
6 deadeyes
3 quick draws
And 1 lasso
Slooty should be called "bullets with wings"
sharpshooters *are* the deadeyes.
OMG YES gattling guns with wings, what could ever go wrong?
@@BallonEEE. yes that means 6 dead eyes
Danny Andrews thanks :)
“There are no guns on our team”
Muskets “am I a joke to you”
yes
Captainsauce: "There are no guns on our team."
Muskets: Am I a joke to you-
Captainsauce: *_DID I STUTTER_*
the musketeer voice lines are my favourite, if you listen close it says "why you!?" and then proceeds to fire its riffle.
I love how the gatling gun guy is completely smashed by the gatling gun 21:45
Day 3 of asking sauce where Budget cuts 2 is
Like so he can see
Yes, agreed, need more captainsause Budget Cuts 2 videos. Please anyone reading, give this comment a like to have captainsause see this.
I believe he said in a previous video that he can’t so VR cause of back problems but it will return eventually
Hunterofsoul’s 171 oh ok
Space?
"Cloudy with a chance of MONEY vessels"
Go to viking sandbox and put longships and bank robers on every wall.
Cacti are expensive because they have resistance to ranged fire, and some resistance to melee as well, and deal damage to anything that hits them up close with a small AOE, on a cooldown basis of course. Additionally, if a unit stays too close they will take a small amount of prickle damage over time, due to their pokey attachments. cacti are great for crowd control and ranged distraction but their weakness is medium to heavy melee units. (examples of Cacti bane: the Jarl, the berserker, and most likely the halberd)
THE CHURCH OF THE WOBBLY HORSE IS BACK!!!
You can see it in the intro in the back!!!