DO I STILL HAVE MY BALLS?!
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Austin is finally adjusting and fitting in with the guys. And now they are paying for what they've done to him. 🤣
I agree and think it's Absolutely hilarious..
He is adorable
@@expiredcheese7768 speak for yourself, i find him adorable as well
@@mariavictoriabonanzalabbao5329 😀
@@expiredcheese7768 did I miss something??
Austin is turning into a regular nurse, slowly but surely. He would have never messed with N95 masks at the beginning of his career. 😄
Okay, real talk; when my grandpa had surgery for his colon/rectal cancer, he shared a room post recovery with a gentleman recovering from testicular cancer surgery. My grandma has always been the chatty type who manages to crack jokes and make friends in any situation. The wife of the gentleman with testicular cancer was lamenting about how now she and her husband would never have anymore children. My grandma, always trying to lighten the mood said to the woman "oh! Is that how you can stop having kids?! Well, I'll have to have them do that to my husband too!" Now, bare in mind my grandma is more than sixty years old and making this "no more babies" joke; my grandpa, upon being just barely lucid enough to have processed what my grandma said "oh lord! Did they take those too!?" And now my grandma is back peddling to ensure my grandpa that he does, in fact, still have his testicles. He then insists (at this point alone with grandma and his unconscious roommate, as the situation was too much for the other man's wife to handle and she'd left to go laugh in the waiting room so as not to offend my grandpa) that he can't feel his testicles, there for they must be gone. He is damn near in hysterics at this point, so, to calm him down, grandma throws her head under the covers cupping one ball then the other saying a loud "one testicle, two testicles, see Don they are both right there, is okay". When she emerged from under his blankets, the doctor was patiently waiting for her to be done so he could give her my grandpa's post-sugical run down of how everything had gone. This is her favorite story to get wine drunk and retell every Christmas and Easter, and as TMI as this story is, it's so funny that I doubt I'll ever get tired of hearing it... lol
Wonderful story! Your grandparents were a hoot.
Love your story, it’s funnier for me bc my husband is also named Don.
@Dave Laplano you seem fun at parties. I hope you sh*t Legos for the next 7.2 months
@Dave Laplano because I'm an author and I don't know how to make anything a shorter version of the story?
Aww so wholesome 💗
Austin is such an adorable cinnamon roll.
Edit: 😳 1k likes? Haha I Just told it like it is.
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@@petersonkid2 uwu
Accurate
Just like Deku 💚
Ben trying to adjust the microwave clock really got a chuckle out of me
I truly do feel the pain
This is turning into a one actor sitcom and I love it. 😂 Also, why DID the old man ask if he still had his balls?
Apparently it’s a common question coming out of anesthesia.
As hilarious as it is (and I"m sure not at all correct), it would be funny if the patient were a retired vet and after a lifetime of spay/neuters he lived in terror someday someone would take his balls.
When you come out of anesthesia, you, uh, might be a little out of sorts. There was a thread on this on Reddit's AITA and some of the stories were on a level of WTF that made my brain hurt.
One poster said she grabbed a nurse by the arm and launched into a diatribe about how she HATED pickles. Apparently, she actually didn't but anesthesia does weird things to people.
Tbh when I woke up after my wisdom teeth removal ( a month ago or so) I didn't believe them when they said they were done and I definetly asked to have my teeth to confirm they had removed all 4. After wards, the nurse must have been laughing her ass off.
@@piratekit3941 I spit out my drink 🤣🤣
Austin is a GENIUS! I'm totally going to try this.
No, the genius thing to do is to ignore DST altogether. That way you NEVER have to adjust.
@@SlimThrull oh yeah stay up all night on daylight savings baby 😎
@@SlimThrull I'd prefer the other way around. Just constantly stay on DST. I much prefer having more daylight when I get home from work than having daylight on my way to work and it being dark when I get off.
@@SlimThrull DST actually served a purpose back when it became a thing due to farming and such. True, to many, it's annoying, but there are still a lot of people who use the change with the daylight to do things. My mom gardens and loves the extra daylight she has after working all day. She doesn't have to try to tend to things in the dark (we have coyotes behind the house in the woods), so now she gets home and will have plenty of light to feed and water her growing fruits and veggies. It is a pain to adjust to though XD
All these stories are so interesting. We don’t have DST where I’m from
Austin is a adorable cinnamon roll with glaze topped with happiness
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He reminds me of SpongeBob
"You disgust me." Yeah, that would pretty much be my response. 😆
As a CNA, I've been asked the bawls question more times than I care to think about. Also, "Be careful! My bawls are tender!"
That's just freaky ass old men trying find a slick way for you to touch their balls. Lmao. Those old men play senile but they know what they be doing.
Balls, not bawls. Google it.
@@carlablair9898 who’s going to Google “how to spell balls” and bro chill it’s just a comment
@@carlablair9898they’re probably censoring it
Me every daylight savings time forward. I used to work full-time weekends, two 16 hour shifts back to back. Really messed me up. Sooo glad to be retired!
oh my god. I would never be able to handle that.
Omg… lol I just did that! In my case, I work two doubles every weekend on, it gives me 5 days off every other week. Daylight savings in the spring isn’t too bad on nights, it’s the fall back where you relive an hour that’s hard.
@@Rylya I worked 16 hours, off from midnight to 7:30 AM than back for 16 hours so it sucked to loose an hour.
@@LadyRad2000 Yep, that would hurt! I understand why it would be hard on you! I do 1430-0700 Friday into Saturday (sleep 8) then flip to Saturday 2300-1530 Sunday. The 16 hours off in a row saves me, but what your schedule sounds painful.
@@geddon436 what is daylight savings time?
we'll never know why the guy thought he lost his balls.
transported from a jewish hospital, wondering if he lost anything this time
Possibly the old guy implanted something metal into his balls? Idk. He's not scared of MRI because he's claustrophobic, he's scared because he thought his balls would rip off from him
@@foxley95 That would be the worst place to have balls of steel.
Anesthesia. There are stories.
anesthesia does weird things
I am dying🤣🤣🤣
Every time we have men wake from surgery that hand goes immediately down there!
Now imagine the hilarity if it was a woman who woke up and asked that! 😆
Omg yes. I would 100% watch a sitcom written by Stevieoe.
@@colleencook382 Don't know why a woman would ask that tbh.
@@mischarowe i can only see one reason she’d ask, and that is if she’s transgender. But someone who never had balls.. i wouldn’t see why they would ask it
@@mischarowe - [quietly borrows Steve's deadpan face]
adding to the list of people who wanna know why the guy thought he wouldnt have his balls
Sometimes certain anesthesia gives some people hallucinations or extremely vivid dreams.
Possibly dementia played a part too?
There is also reports of either malicious or accidental castration while under. Oh and some fake doctors. Put that in your mind then go under, you wake up scare.
@@jonduggan7433 when my daughter was waking up after having surgery on her ankle, she was crying and told me the nurses were beating her up while I was out of the room. With stuffed animals.
@@Ishgard_Trash 😂😂😂
I always do that!
The N95 stacking is spot on! In the lab, be had a vinal leukocyte (white blood cell) action figure and everyone tried to one up everyone with the most outrageous placements around the stations! Some got a bit... fun. 😏
Come on, you can't just leave it at that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “...fun😏” TELL US MORE
You’re really just gonna leave it at “fun 😏”???
Is it the White Blood Cell from Cells at Work?
@@deffie1578 Well Luka (that's what we named him) took quite the shining to the head phlebotomist bobble head (I can't remember who of) and we would put them in the most compromising possessions we could get away with.
She was a sport and thought it was hilarious! I miss that gal!
Man the petty hilarity of the pranks just makes my life really. Now every time I have to go to the hospital for a surgery I am going to be laughing inside as I imagine all the hijinks the staff gets up to. Even when they are yelling at me to breath after I start to come out of anesthesia.
ya make sure ya yell at the first person you see after coming outa it "DO I STILL GOT MY BALLS???" Absolutely legendary xD I'm sure they'd get a kick of that
You mean I'm not the only one?! I can't tell you how many times they woke me up telling me to breathe after gallbladder surgery!
@@jenniferharris1280 no they have to tell you that to get you back breathing own your on after an intubation where they do it for you...
Try being the one they are yelling at to breathe BEFORE actually getting into the OR... I have had an unknown condition my entire life that is just now being looked at by specialists. I went in for surgery on my knee at 16 and they had to wake me up to make me breathe BEFORE actually putting me under, I will never forget hearing "Breathe! Jodi you have to breathe so we can put you under!" yelled at my face and opening my eyes to see three people freaking out and taking a deep breath, just for them to put the oxygen on me and say, "There ya go," and being knocked out. It's happened many times and it's actually a form of apnea where you breathe really shallow all the time and sometimes your brain just stops giving the command to breathe. It happens when I'm awake now...
Could be worse. I try to let all my dr and nurses know that I pop out of anesthesia like a frigging jack in the box and to keep me under until all the stitches are in please.
The looks on their faces when I say you know I'm awake and that friggen hurts right. Had one nurse actually scream.
I was told that naw you just dream you're awake you know. Hum. You gonna tell your boyfriend you're having twins then. Was I dreaming ?
Its now in big red letter in my charts. Patient needs strong sedation until all medical work is done. Wakes in seconds after cut off of medication. Lol my one surgeon showed me lol.
Guess most folks are groggy. I'm Susie sunshine asking for food and juice lol
This guy could make a sitcom and I would definitely watch it!
Austin finally joined the dark side 😁
I would love to have Austin as a colleague 🤧
You’re terrific! I enjoy your sense of your humor. My husband is a retired physician but we remember internships and residency and you’re on point and funny.
Oh Austin! I never thought you would have the courage to play like that with Rich. That was hilarious 😄
You know, you have great material for a sitcom. I'd love it if you'd call it "Tips From the ER" or something similar ... perhaps something to indicate the stories are from lived experience. Encorporate the advice and lessons you already share with us into each episode by writing the topics into the plot! It would be educational and funny. Please, for the love of God you need a sitcom!
But he does do that now... :o
XD I get the feeling!! My coworkers screamed "YOU'RE LATE" as soon as i walked in and I had a heart attack when i looked down at my phone to see it said 3:30 am instead of 2:30! I just about died
I had to drive my wife to work and she said she had an hour. Five minutes later, I drove her to her job and she was on time.
his face waiting for the verdict 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh Austin, u can make any situation seem ok! 🤓🖤
A little sideway comment here:
It's actually amazing to have such workplace love-hate friendships. Not only does it take you back to your school day memories, it's probably the only way to hustle through an otherwise mind-boggling job!!
(Mostly the medical industry, whether it's research academics or hospital...ah, they suck the life outta you! Finding even one friend in all the blinding rush of 10-12 hr daily work, is a miracle! Speaking from personal experience ☺️✌🏻)
I worked customer service agent/gate agent for a airline. You needed friendships to survive that job. Though I'll never work for an airline again. Everyday I went in scared of being assaulted (the people get that angry over the stupidest things). Though it was comforting to know if they hit me that they were getting charged with a felony for assaulting a federal employee.
Austin is fitting right in!!!! Love him!!!
You do an AWSOME job with these videos!!
😍🥰😘
Anyone else think someone was dying at the beginning?
I'm the patient in the pink hat, except I would be like, "Aw poor guy must be tired, I'mma let him take a power nap."
stack n-95s on your coworker
works well
administration wont care
Night shifts are the absolute worst when the time change hits.
I worked night for over 30 years. This always when the timed is changed. I throw off med times and intake and output. And our bodies get confused. There is always a day nurse who comes in late because they forgot to changed their clock.
Omg … I love your content. As a nurse … I love ALL OF IT 🤣 makes my night !!!
The old dude is always a win. And Austin is adorable! That adjustment actually makes sense.
Claim your early ticket hear
Why did he think he’d lost his balls?
Sometimes when you're waking up from anesthesia, your mind isn't all there for a while.
This is so chaotic, and so great. I love these more and more.
Do you ever have a work place drama where your co-workers start a rumor about you and hurt your trust in them. It like one of those he said, she said high school bullshit drama. Or do boys not care. I work with a lot of girls. So i am just curious. Cause no matter where I work there is always this one girl who will try to blame me for shit I didn't do and it is very annoying.
My field is notorious for this. I work in addiction recovery and the pettiness is just insane. These women are like middle schoolers with full grown problems. They’ll do anything to throw you under the bus to take the heat off of themselves. It’s not just the clients either-the staff are just as bad. It’s so bad it has me considering switching careers even though I’m so passionate about what I do.
Am I the only one realizing that he's just one person and yet his characters are so well defined! He's such an Awesome actor!!!!!!
Yes ,we know
First I know nobody cares but I do I love your videos!
Arizona is a good state. No BS time changes.
Unless you're on the Navajo Res...
Lucky
Grand canyon national park does change the clock ahead.
My dad changes all of the clocks the day before and tests all the smoke detectors (they suggest doing it when we change the clocks because you’re supposed to check them twice a year).
I don’t usually change my clocks until I get tired of changing the time in my head (like a week or more), and I really only replace the batteries in my smoke detectors when they start beeping for a low battery.
I’m an adult!! I swear!! I just suck at it lmao
These videos just keep getting better and better. Good job!
Ahhh the perks of being a healthcare worker. Sometimes you do the most awkward things for a patient but when they thank you, you think to yourself “You know what, it’s not that bad. I’m glad that I helped someone.”
Thank you if you keep doing it. All us us who have been hospitalized for whatever and needed a nurse or any other health care professional to help us in something awkward, we're eternally grateful.
I'm eternally grateful for people like you.
@@Mtz2604 I’m no healthcare worker yet but I am a high school student! I am currently in a class all about the foundations of healthcare that includes nursing, veterinary and all sorts of healthcare professions I didn’t even know existed! My teacher is a former Registered Nurse who helped deliver babies. She shares so many of her stories which really had inspired me to go into the healthcare industry! Hopefully veterinary or something with animals!
@@Error101_oops hey that's amazing! I hope you enjoy your classes a lot and if you decide to go for the health care side, I think you have the best already, which is the right attitude
All these people talking about how daylight savings time gives you an extra hour of daylight don't realize that people could just get up earlier to take advantage of their precious daylight and leave the rest of us in bed! You don't have to wait for a specific time. Just get up with the sun. Weirdos.
Lol N95 was such precious resource at the beginning of pandemic. I can’t believe we are playing with them now
I thought some patient was dying and that was the beep sound-
I haven't tried stacking N95s on my colleagues yet, but I've inverted their computer screen or some controls when they fall asleep logged in, or occasionally see how many outdated items I can pile up around them before they wake up.
I’m here so early wow! I love your video’s you always make me laugh
Austin is a low key pyschopath.... who sets their clocks 2 days early on daylight savings (don't get me wrong, it's genius but still)
He’s the exact opposite of a psychopath
I love Austin. He’s definitely the funniest
I alway start out watching Steve, it like it's gonna be a boring TV show. Then, near the end.. it never fails! He hits us with a curve ball. I always cough out a laugh like I'm choking. I can never hold them in. I'm never ready. Steve, you're not alright, not a well man; but you're really funny. Smh. 😂🤣
Any thoughts about a collaboration with Doctor Mike? I think it will be great 👍
Who agrees?
No
@@YungMedstah for what reason?
@@nourasmi Dr Mike really isn't that funny
@@nourasmi Because yes
Apparently Dr Mike is controversial lol
Gosh. Steve impersonated an elderly man perfectly.
Man, I feel this in my bones this year. Damn
0:56 The bad thing about that though is that you have to mentally add the 1 hour each time you look at your clock, which is just unnecessarily complicated. But, if you only change it on your wake-up alarm clock, then it might work.
This was so chaotic I have no idea whats going on 😂😂😂
0:15 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Re: Adjusting early for DST
If an arbitrary, pointless, unpopular, outdated, and downright _dangerous_ (interrupting sleep schedules not good especially for driving) measure in the US and nowhere else can't get its removal off the ground... well, that's one of the reasons I left.
the dammit always go me 😂
I love the new guy 🤣
If I had surgery, I'd also want to be assured that my balls are still there. What if the surgery made them disappear?
That ending legitimately had me laughing. Austins so sweet, but he still knows how to be funny XD
In Highschool while working on the house 1 kid fell asleep and we stacked tape measurers on him to see how long he slept. We got around 58 tape measurers, 138 screwdrivers, and I safely put a saw on his dick and the shop teacher put a drill bit attached to a drill up his nose and then he finally woke up. A bit of advice if you fall asleep on a job site you will be tortured and mocked for it is the law. When my dad was in his 20s a guy fell asleep in the toilet in the portipotty and so they used the fork lift and put him on the roof of the building. He woke up and walked out the door of it and nearly fell off the building from the roof. As I said it is the law to torture and mock all construction crew members who fall asleep on the job.
Kinda upset we didn't figure why he asked about his balls lmao
Love this
Shit
Go Austin! Liking this new side to him.
Your really funny. And great with changing persons.
**Wakes up**
**Checks if balls are intact**
**Goes back to sleep like a boss**
I love these story line ones! They are hilarious. Sometimes I find the swearing too much in some of your shorts. These ones are great!
Wondering if you have had staff like that before. 😂
2:00 hes traumatized from when he fell asleep at the sleepover first
Hahaha!!! Glad to see Austin pulling some pranks 😁
wait! you can't just leave that balls plot hanging!
I really wanna know why the guy asked about his balls.🤣
I gotta say this is my favorite show I look forward to every single episode.
Lol i just realised people have to lose an hour of sleep in da northen hemisphere, we gain one
Patients coming out of Anesthesia are always great fun.
Had one patient, a 20 something, who went under for a minor abdominal surgery, little hernia repair, you know?
He wakes up, grabs the attending nurse by the wrist and screams "what year is it!" she answers and he just whispers "It worked" and fell back to sleep.
Woke up an hour later, with no memory at all of what happened earlier.
We talked about that one for months.
This is evolving into a whole ass sitcom with an A and B plot
It is friggin great, isn't it? I am always checking for new Stevio content.
We need a sequel 🤣🤣🤣 story's not done about the guys balla
Such a good actor, and so handsome, oh and funny xx All of you xx
I think that this is the most random ist things I’ve seen out of all steven’s vids.
This is the longest of steveioe’s videos I’ve ever seen & I love it! Austin’s really getting his legs under him as a caregiver & coworker!!
Where did Steve get so many masks?
Probably the back seat of his car. You can't reuse them but they wouldn't pose a threat if theyve been sitting around a few months.
@@DembaiVT n95 can be reused several times, they just need to be left to air out for a while before you use it again.
I enjoy all of the short skits! But this long one was the best! May we please have more long ones!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Plot twist: he wasn't on any anesthesia
We need more mini episodes of life in the ER
You don't miss the hour change if you stay drunk!
I love the ongoing skits. Not just nurse and patient, but these episode-like ones 😂
Still laughing!! You are so funny and I love it and you!!❤️🙏🏼🌻👍🏼
“you disgust me”
i love rich
The beeps r everything tho- 💀 BEEEEEEEEEEP
Perfect! Exactly how I feel today, even though I slept in!!
I just love the amount of chaos that happened in this one vid
Rich is us after every freakin daylight saving 😂
This is getting better and better.
I come to watch your videos every single day. So much fun!
I still wanna know why he was so worried about his balls 😅
Aw, damn it man, I wanted him to try
Hey everybody 🥰💯😎
Weird daylight savings time rituals aside, Austin is my favorite!
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"You disgust me" 😂😂💀