As someone born in ‘75, I had a beautiful haircut like this my first 5 years of life, as did my cohorts and partner. It was a Duke of Hazard, or Ricky Schroeder.
When I was younger this is what I called feeling all googly!! A sense of complete euphoria and pleasure of relaxation. I didn't realise it had a proper name!! I don't blame him though with this very professional and calm young lady she very much would help if the patient was tense.
@@christina6881 " *Perhaps this is a demonstration of what to do if your patient is a psycho killer* " psycho killer??? ARE YOU NUTS? Look at what she does at minute 25:44 ? The guy has to be came rigid... he can't relax, it's dangerous to relax
Or was her study partner in nursing school and he FINALLY overheard her mention to someone else that she had a boyfriend after months of working up the courage to make a move.
These two are the perfect unintentional asmr doctor/patient as far as I'm concerned. Do those criticising the patient for being boring understand he's a prop in a medical examination video? He's not there to entertain!
@@KZK2333350 In the plaque (if that's the name) at the end of the video, it says the exam is performed on Rosson Wiebe, PMHNP - DNP Student. It also states that Jessica is among other things, a DNP Student. So in this case they're in the same program.
Yes. She is a doctor, practical nurse, general, intelligence officer, and also a voluntary assistant to the metallurgical industry of the vast majority of the territory.
I'm pretty certain it's quite unusual for a nurse to wear only a corset top under her coat, there must be some innuendo intended to pique viewer interest.
none of the doctors I've had have been this extensive/comprehensive. Doc: "I see you can walk" Me: "Yes, so? Doc: "Good bill of health. See you in 12 months"
@@williamwinder5011 Right, but many things can be wrong even if there are no symptoms bud. So, I don't believe that is necessarily relevant. As a patient, I should expect a head to toe inspection per year in my opinion similar to what is shown here. Otherwise, what's the point of her doing this inspection at all if it doesn't have any real world application?
Because most the time they aren’t supposed to. She won’t actually do any of this unless someone specifically comes in for a head to toe exam. If you want a head to toe exam, call and make an appointment for a head to toe exam, don’t come in complaining of arm pain expecting them to do all of this.
@@Whydtheyaddusernames for a wellness exam yes they are. what the original commenter was referring to was a wellness exam, hence the “see you in 12 months” :) even at my wellness exams they’ve never been this in depth😅
I'm really sad that the original video was deleted due to a copyright strike, the original comment section was something you read when you wanted a good laugh. People truly didnt hold back on the jokes and I cried laughing everytime lol
I'm 70 years old. Nurse takes my blood pressure and then doc comes in and listens to my heart. Asks, "how you feelings?" I say "fine." He says "ok see you in 12 months." Then they charge my Social Security insurance $900.
Ur quite naive if u think sexual thoughts never arose for either of them. When a male and female works together with physical contact u cant stop the feelings
@@snubbenper9187 Its rediculous that people think these two have romantic chemistry. They don't have chemistry, they're doing a physical exam. To think theres any romantic chemistry here is, realistically, creepy and weird. Plus, theres nothing unprofessional about this physical exam. Of course theres going to be a lot of physical contact. They should both be able to put any feelings aside as responsible adults. Her hands up his shorts was not sexual, it was part of the assessment. If you think it was sexual, you need to reevaluate your perception of sexual activity.
Probably depend on your country and healthcare assurance but in France I can do a full health check-up every 6 months paid by assurance. I used to never did it but since I discovered this kind of asmr I'm taking that check-up every time it's available c:
I once had a nurse who held my arm down while telling me to push up. Then she removed her hand really fast and I punched myself in the face. She started laughing. Can I sue?
these are more for the nursing students. Theyre recordings to practice real-life examinations and to send to their professors, so they just cover everything in one go, not that an actual patient would need every examination there is
Why on earth would you ever need this full exam anyway? Its unnecessary. This exam is a combination of lots of different examinations from your healthcare provider will decide which is neccessary. There's no point checking for your abducens nerve if you have abdominal pain.
@@psps2034 this is a school assignment; she said at the beginning she’s enrolled in an advanced nursing course and she’s filming this for class- we had to do this for my speech class in college too you have to record your speech (or in this case assessment) and post it on UA-cam so your classmates and professor can see it and comment/grade it
I have to say that I love that this channel is named for a one-off line from an ASMR video that is not even featured on this channel. I belly laughed, complete with tears for five minutes straight. Bravo!
Plot twist: Mr Allen is a cop tasked with hunting down Ross for his heinous crimes. Getting his Police Dept annual check up only two rooms away... if only he knew.
Nurse: how old are you Ross?
Ross: between 12 and 43.
He is both
No that is his body count.
@@michelbrisacque1936 i think thats kindoff the joke mate that he looks like either & all inbetween
@@LowieX it's the boy band hair style
dude looks like an anime protagonist minus the hairy arms
She's so sweettt! Such contagious positivity and smiles
ok simp
@@barackputin ah yes lobotimites
They are everywhere
@@mastergrim8579 what?
She’s a doctor, she not your date.
@@braydentheslayer 😂
If it’s possible for a guy to look as if he’s got someone else’s hair … he’s mastered it.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Dad: "what so what do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: "a professional ASMR patient"
Me too haha. That would be so cool to try
😂😂😂😂
Me tooooooooo
Ur dad needs to learn how to talk properly
Lmao
32:30 plot twist
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best comment yet
😂😂😂
Lmao
Man you killed my buzz dude...I can't unsee that
This nurse has such a lovely manner about her. She would make any patient feel at ease. Plus she's super cute.
Doctor... D O C T O R.
MD.
Lucia Z NO she says she’s a NURSE…N U R S E
RN
Pay attention to the video.
She's Jessie's girl, where can I find a girl like that?!
This is prob a project , actual tests isnt that talkative with jiberish med jargon words
She is an RN studying to be a nurse practitioner.
"Have you had any changes in taste lately?"
"All of a sudden I'm obsessed with EDM, not sure what happened."
Lmfao
hahahaa
Would've been priceless if it was: "All of a sudden I'm obsessed with BDSM, not sure what happened.".
zyzz
@@gaelbrah1419 Aesthetics! Gotta mire.
Scooby Doo : shaggy gets a cranial nerve exam and tried to act cool
As someone born in ‘75, I had a beautiful haircut like this my first 5 years of life, as did my cohorts and partner. It was a Duke of Hazard, or Ricky Schroeder.
😆👌
@@tangoxraysierra literally every kid had that haircut
*AHAHA!*
I think he looks like Clark Kent! 😂
I want to be a patient when I grow up.
you just got me laughed so hard. I almost crack my butt.
lol hilarious
We can make that happen…
Ha
Correction....
"HER PATIENT" 🤣
When I was younger this is what I called feeling all googly!! A sense of complete euphoria and pleasure of relaxation. I didn't realise it had a proper name!! I don't blame him though
with this very professional and calm young lady she very much would help if the patient was tense.
😮😮uûûûhhhhg
Hi Jessica, 📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅📅👨⚕️💃💃💃💃💃💃😢⛄️💅
"that guy has no personality" it's a school assignment. you know they're not doing it for our enjoyment right?
True. Perhaps this is a demonstration of what to do if your patient is a psycho killer but simultaneously requires a head-to-toe physical exam.
People in the comments are being really harsh, like this is a cartoon and they aren't insulting an actual human being.
Well... she barely hold gigling in some parts...
@@christina6881 " *Perhaps this is a demonstration of what to do if your patient is a psycho killer* "
psycho killer??? ARE YOU NUTS?
Look at what she does at minute 25:44 ?
The guy has to be came rigid... he can't relax, it's dangerous to relax
@@christina6881 psycho killer?
Oh uh oh UH uh, oh uh oh UH uh, oh uh
She's great, so softly spoken
Hi Jessica Hi Jessica
Watching pre-2020 medical exam videos for the scintillating pleasure of seeing unmasked faces in a medical office context...
Doctor, do I have mouth cancer?
unfortunately sir, due to the masks I cannot check. come back in 2 weeks if you die. can't risk exposure to coofvid
Idiot
Hahahhahaahahg
420th like
Years after the lockdowns and some people are just wearing them for the rest of their daily lives like a comfort blanket.
Her smile is the best thing I've seen today
This lady is so professional, she walks around the patient checking that everything is in order like a snooker referee at the world finals.
Where’s the cue ball going
@@johnwalsh4622 Dunno about the cue ball but it looked like she was going for a difficult brown at 32:29.
@@johnk3700😂😂😂
EVEN HIS BALLS 😂
@@johnk3700 😂
People expect this guy to act like an anime protagonist, pissing himself and shaking in front of a girl.
Deadass
Maybe they are portraying or matching him to their own reflection the way they see it
Lmao
Jeffrey dahmer is doing a good job containing his urges
That's what i thought dude, the hell is wrong with people, not everyone has a crush on someone
He is thinking about his navy suit for war
Is he that guy??
Lmao I see you’ve gone down this ASMR rabbit hole too
😂😂😂
What about his sandwich breath?
@@matthewlysaght fight fight fight
He’s like the guy that grew up next door to her and was madly in love but she just wanted to be friends.
😭
Aka incel
Or was her study partner in nursing school and he FINALLY overheard her mention to someone else that she had a boyfriend after months of working up the courage to make a move.
Russ is boring!
Looks like it's the other way though. She wants to give him a nice sponge bath but he's not interested.
That's a lady who enjoys her job. A credit to nursing.
Absolutely, I would feel in good hands with someone with genuine caring attitude.
would love to see her at a dance club with her hair down
34:16 Nurse: "Do you have any questions for me?" Patient: "Can I get your number?"
These two are the perfect unintentional asmr doctor/patient as far as I'm concerned. Do those criticising the patient for being boring understand he's a prop in a medical examination video? He's not there to entertain!
Hmmmm.... The patient may be the examiner
@@sohyingzong7342 No... The patient is the patient.
He's not a real patient, that would not be appropriate.
He is either in her program, or is dating someone in her program.
@@brainunboxinghypnosis1986 u talking about dr Gills gang, but they from the UK, here in the US we pay actors for this job
@@KZK2333350 In the plaque (if that's the name) at the end of the video, it says the exam is performed on Rosson Wiebe, PMHNP - DNP Student. It also states that Jessica is among other things, a DNP Student. So in this case they're in the same program.
The original of this was deleted, I’m so happy to find it here!!
trust me im looking for this for month's.
Me too
screen record it on your phone 👍😴
Does anybody know his height and feet/soles size?
@@2000skylight what hahahah
He broke the first rule of porn, the guy NEVER looks at the camera
Lol he had the black sock thing going on though! His porn name could be Brock diamonds!
😆😆👌
..........unless you wink and smile like Ron Jeremy.
LOL
bruh
You just know she’s an excellent nurse somewhere
She’s a midwife now.
she’s a doctor
@@LittleLoin the beginning of the video she declares studying as nurse
@louiciousthewerewolf4819 that was a year ago
Yes. She is a doctor, practical nurse, general, intelligence officer, and also a voluntary assistant to the metallurgical industry of the vast majority of the territory.
Two things I’ve learned from this video. Neither of them actually need glasses, someone gave Jessica an extra large mens doctors jacket to wear.
You can tell by Jessica‘s glasses that she is slightly short-sighted, so she does not really need them when attending a patient.
I'm literally rolling hahahahaha
well that is just the most adorable nurse i have ever seen
This nurse is just adorable
A goddess. I wonder why she was wearing such a sexy top
@@stevenp9209 she’s just doing her job you pervert
@@leeumpf hahaha 😂😂perverts are all over UA-cam i noticed
@@stevenp9209 caught em 4K 📸
I'm pretty certain it's quite unusual for a nurse to wear only a corset top under her coat, there must be some innuendo intended to pique viewer interest.
none of the doctors I've had have been this extensive/comprehensive. Doc: "I see you can walk" Me: "Yes, so? Doc: "Good bill of health. See you in 12 months"
Doctors normally don't do as in-depth an exam because there's no need. You don't check the lungs if ypur knee hurts.
@@williamwinder5011 Right, but many things can be wrong even if there are no symptoms bud. So, I don't believe that is necessarily relevant. As a patient, I should expect a head to toe inspection per year in my opinion similar to what is shown here. Otherwise, what's the point of her doing this inspection at all if it doesn't have any real world application?
@@Akira282 change doctors mine checks more
Because most the time they aren’t supposed to. She won’t actually do any of this unless someone specifically comes in for a head to toe exam. If you want a head to toe exam, call and make an appointment for a head to toe exam, don’t come in complaining of arm pain expecting them to do all of this.
@@Whydtheyaddusernames for a wellness exam yes they are. what the original commenter was referring to was a wellness exam, hence the “see you in 12 months” :) even at my wellness exams they’ve never been this in depth😅
I'm really sad that the original video was deleted due to a copyright strike, the original comment section was something you read when you wanted a good laugh. People truly didnt hold back on the jokes and I cried laughing everytime lol
4:20 Lets take off your glasses for the rest of the exam
6:00 Lets take off my glasses for the rest of the exam
Someone finally putting in the good work.
😂😂😂
Ross is wearing an Omega Seamaster. Good choice Ross.
"Ah I see you're a man of culture as well"
I came straight to the comments to see if anyone noticed the SMP 300 lol
he also seems to be wearing chimpanzee fur on his arms and hands... 😝
Why was this the first thing I noticed. Cant believe someone else actually commented on this lol
Ross got dat $$
The lip smack at 8:28 in perfect unison
jahahahah what an observation
Yooo
We must protect her at all cost!
I'm 70 years old. Nurse takes my blood pressure and then doc comes in and listens to my heart. Asks, "how you feelings?" I say "fine." He says "ok see you in 12 months." Then they charge my Social Security insurance $900.
Rob you in broad day light
* audience sees a male and a female working together for a physical exam *
UA-cam audience: AnD tHeY wErE DeStiNeD FoR LoVe
Ur quite naive if u think sexual thoughts never arose for either of them. When a male and female works together with physical contact u cant stop the feelings
I think he looks uneasy just bcs this is feels so teasing and unprofessional
@@snubbenper9187 Probably none arose for her but most DEFINITELY some arose for him
I dont think u watched until 25:55. ”Im gona put my hands up in ur shorts, hope thats not too uncomfertable”.
Coatshine: ”i see nothing sexual here…”
@@snubbenper9187 Its rediculous that people think these two have romantic chemistry. They don't have chemistry, they're doing a physical exam. To think theres any romantic chemistry here is, realistically, creepy and weird.
Plus, theres nothing unprofessional about this physical exam. Of course theres going to be a lot of physical contact. They should both be able to put any feelings aside as responsible adults.
Her hands up his shorts was not sexual, it was part of the assessment. If you think it was sexual, you need to reevaluate your perception of sexual activity.
Aside from in school, these extensive examinations never happen!
Hate to break it to you, but i was diagnosed sick for half a year. And these got done twice while being sick.
Before actually finding what it was.
I thought the same on another video as well
Probably depend on your country and healthcare assurance but in France I can do a full health check-up every 6 months paid by assurance. I used to never did it but since I discovered this kind of asmr I'm taking that check-up every time it's available c:
@@Levat1k there's no such word as indiagnosed
common in sports medicine especially concussions
I once had a nurse who held my arm down while telling me to push up. Then she removed her hand really fast and I punched myself in the face. She started laughing. Can I sue?
Hahaha
Yes.
It will only cost a lawyer and your dignity and reputation.
hahaa
Hahahaa
It's hilarious to me that there is a whole "sandwich breath" community🤣
Hahahahaha I know I just noticed after you pointed it out, in every doctor video there's that comment
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
Linda
Cool metal, yeah?
This was the kernel; the origin of ASMR! I still use once a regularly to help with sleep. That and ‘Chevrolet, zeebra, and honesty’,
It was your face...
25:44 “ It’s not uncomfortable at all! In fact if you REALLY want to feel a pulse-“
😂
:)
@@mastergrim857926:24
Haven’t seen a haircut like that since 78
1878
Got that Jeffrey dahmer fade
Lmfao go to 23:46 she says "your stomach is nice" then quickly catches herself and says "nice and active"
lmao that's so cringy can't unsee
holy shit, and that tone aswell :D
Your stomach is nice-NICE AND ACTIVE
She stuttered the whole time dude…the way men come up with theories about women wanting them so bad when in fact she’s just doing her job…rape culture
While he's lying there, being still. Nice and active.
Name :Ross
Profession : works in IT
Hobbies: reading about women’s anatomy
Favourite food : new york pizza
Darkest secret: he’s a serial killer
“I’d like you to take a sip of this water”
“Sorry mam I don’t drink tap”
Ross' vibes never recovered after she laughed at him for sitting on that blanket 😭😭😭🤣🤣
She is so excited and jolly... he’s sitting there acting like a prisoner of war...
11 minutes in and thought it was getting boring so I skipped to 18:20 and Ross is now shirtless and breathing heavily.
Now, we're in business, doc.
Well why not?
2006 was awesome.
Didn't Carlos Mencia also make fun of your people back then too?
@@matatosky are you having a stroke? or is this part of your "gangster" routine?
@@stefanforrer2573 I can't tell if you're cursing, sneezing or if someone actually thought it was a good idea to name you that.
@@matatosky so it is part of your gangster routine... or should i say wangster?
So where is your shirt that says "Hello, fellow kids!"?
“Ok I’m just gonna take a look in your eyes, go ahead and stare into this”. Takes a thousand yards back.
Checking for the eyes red reflex
8:24 Such a confident Ross thing to do there!
Ha! also at 30:36 ...
Lmfao!
these comments are killing me
im crying tears xD
@Leif Thorson alpha? Yeah ok😂
One of William Hurt's most under-appreciated performances.
Bill Hurt. You nailed it.
33:00 She's dying to laugh at the way he turns around
hahahaahaha
Dude turned around like a whole vertical rotisserie chicken
Nah, she heard him rip one but the mics didn't pick it up. Then he started crop dusting side to side and she couldn't help but laugh.
@@Pacific_Norfweest eheheheheehehehehehe
This guy looks, feels, acts like a default character
they all do, every single one of these guy in these videos.
Don't play my man default like that
Human.jpg
They just use default skin to lighten the CPU 😭
lol
she has a great asmr voice
At 08:28 Ross feels a surge of pride and smugness as he gets the all clear.
Jesus 🤣
Every man does it...it's natural to breath heavy and remind ownself to sit straight.
I’ve never had a physical exam that was this extensive. It’s like a 5 min exam and that’s it 😂
these are more for the nursing students. Theyre recordings to practice real-life examinations and to send to their professors, so they just cover everything in one go, not that an actual patient would need every examination there is
Why on earth would you ever need this full exam anyway? Its unnecessary. This exam is a combination of lots of different examinations from your healthcare provider will decide which is neccessary. There's no point checking for your abducens nerve if you have abdominal pain.
@@psps2034 this is a school assignment; she said at the beginning she’s enrolled in an advanced nursing course and she’s filming this for class- we had to do this for my speech class in college too you have to record your speech (or in this case assessment) and post it on UA-cam so your classmates and professor can see it and comment/grade it
@@Victoria-ry4og yes I know , I’m saying in the real world this isn’t done
I have to say that I love that this channel is named for a one-off line from an ASMR video that is not even featured on this channel. I belly laughed, complete with tears for five minutes straight. Bravo!
Watching this at 0.75 speed really amplifies the ASMR-ness of the whole video
Omg
Trying it lol
Can confirm 😮 ASMR-ness amplified. Thank you.
That is genius
Thanks for the advice! Doing that right now and future ASMR vids 😊
You can’t tell me homeboy wasn’t stressed around 24 minutes
Wdym?
"I'm first going to note his general appearance, and point out his remarkable resemblance to John Denver."
Looks nothing like John Denver
Laughed so hard at this comment 😂
Ross has at least 3 people locked in his basement.
and? Mind your own business
Plus two in the freezer
That's not nice
Has this Norman Bates's (the Good doctor's version) vibe
@@nickc3856infact, just let the man do his damn thing 😳
"I'm just gonna stick my hands under your shorts, I hope it's not uncomfortable"
For whom?
Yo 😂 that’s a good ass question
whom🤣🤣😭😭😭
hahaahaha
25:45 thank me later
Stewart, Stewart, what did Mother say about strange Ladies putting their hands down your pants.
0:40 "this is the strangest date I've ever had"
She is so sweet. :3 am I only one who gets "Phoebe Buffays vibe" from her?
Been searching this comment section looking for this yesss
Hola
My very thought. I can hear smelly cat any moment.
Waiting for her to break out into the “Smelly Cat” song.
No you're not the only one 😂
It wouldn't be safe for a person to push on my stomach like that
🤣😂
in the glorious future I Imagine, doctors are this wonderful in real life.
I was so relaxed watching this video, I drove into a mailbox. That's the last time I watch ASMR videos while driving.
This the only time I’ve ever seen a nurse use the equipment that’s on the wall in every Drs office.
She’s so happy
Every Terminator has to go through a thorough examination before deployment. They just don’t put it in the film. This is Ross’. He’s a T-800.
he deserves gold medal for been able to stay calm
... it's reported that one becomes very-calm when the soul departs the body. His appears to have left years before this inspection...
She did a really good job. I have to think she knows this guy because she went for that armpit examination without any gloves.
8:38 - Doc “when you walk into a coffee shop, are you able to smell coffee?”
Ross - “No... it’s 1991, coffee shops haven’t been invented yet”
When I walk into a coffee shop, I only smell trouble.
They existed, but she could have meant a shop that sells coffee beans and grounds
30:06 Such a tense moment.
Rather 31:28 + pause. Yes now it is tense
3:25 Dahmer trying to loosen the cuffs after being captured.
I was expecting the patient to flip a coin any second and ask the nurse to call it.
Haha
She really checking that themoral pulse in the shorts!?
She's explaining everything and that dude sits there and probably thinks "man i don't understand shit xD"
hes probably a doc himself and they are training partners
Wasn't expecting Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller to make an appearance.
He's dying.
@@TravisTrixta85 Cameron?
I was waiting for him to pick up a phone and yell: "Rooney!! Rooney!! Calm down!"
He’s tired of being pushed around
Why am I getting an early 90's vibe?
Because of his Ferris Bueller's Day Off haircut. Dude looks like Cameron.
X2
@@comedychrises I think it would definitely be in widescreen if this was 2012. This is a 4:3 format. Could be late 1990ties
because this guy looks like Jeffrey Dahmer who was finally caught in the early 90's 😅
“Can you give me an early 2000s rocket power style haircut?” -this guy
Doc: Anything bothering you?
Ross: yes, that your skin is still attached to your body
That is such a sickly funny joke. 11/10
oh boy you did NOT 😭💀
Can you explain it to me please?
Somebody please EXPLAIN
26:06 - "No...no tenderness....quite the opposite, in fact"
10:18 "stick your tongue out"
Everyone watching the video: 👅👅👅
These comments are the gold standard. My side is sore and I literally have tears in my eyes...
She’s beautiful honestly
But he is a silly man and a default character
Doc: Everything look very clear
Ross: *flexes in confidence*
Honestly, it’s 2022, why aren’t their ASMR Doctor clinics for everyone to enjoy?
"Young stud seduces nurse without saying a word"
TRUERS
You ruined it
Omg. How cute is this doctor.
She's not a doctor.
I didn't know Peter Tork was a werewolf.
"we need this blanket, sorry about that"
His eyes say "don't let it happen again"
did he make other videos like this one?
She's looking for emotional stress, causes Ross to relive the childhood trauma of wetting himself in grade 2.
I love the channel name. You did it so correctly that I'm red in the face.
Chevrolet, zebra & honesty 😅
I suspected that only I was red in the face, while watching this
I'M FUCKING DEAD
LOL!
Doctors and their amazing ability to make our stomachs sound like empty rain barrels when they tap on them
Jesus her voice is so relaxing, that little rasp i so cozy
Seeing these comments, I hope Ross never finds this video lol
Roasting people is fine ig but some of y'all take it to weird places
He's looks like every default video game character before you customise them
Plot twist: Mr Allen is a cop tasked with hunting down Ross for his heinous crimes. Getting his Police Dept annual check up only two rooms away... if only he knew.
Crossover we need
So, The Riddler first asignment was to go for a Neurological exam
Ross thinking about which part of her he’s going to cook and eat first.
Quite a long of pondering
You ain't kidding
LOL!!!
10:48
Her: this might feel a little bit funny… 😌
Him: 🗿
Let’s be honest, this is the type of girl you take home to mom.
Factual
Nah this girls really dirty
...and then torture and eat.
Dad would enjoying too tho
She’ll make a good mom