I had a pregnant Midge doll as a kid. It was literally only recalled because the doll didn't have a wedding ring and some parents complained that it would teach their kids to have children before marriage.
If I recall correctly, the reason that it was recalled was because there was not a wedding ring on her hand, thus indicating premarital sex. let me know if I'm right or wrong.
That Tarzan is very real by the way. Much larger, like say the size of an average teddy bear. My parents made sure to keep one when they got recalled. It basically had it's hand right above it's crotch and when you hit the button it would swing it's hand up and down like it was jacking it, all the meanwhile doing his iconic scream. Edit: Yeah, great. I get it after the twentieth comment the others are real.
The fact that Robot Chicken used the actual recalled toys for this skit makes it even more awesome. EDIT: Holy shit, this comment got really popular. Thanks, everyone!
My sisters friend had that cabbage patch kid. It had mechanical jaws that would make it chew food that you’d feed it but they didn’t have an off switch. They’d get a death grip on whatever was stuck in there. Buzz probably lost that straw.
The broom isn't mentioned but it's the most infamous: a vibrating Harry Potter broom for children. To put between their legs. The whole toy company was made up either of idiots, or pedophiles. It's now a *VERY* collectible item, for both its rarity and...uh...functionality
My cousin still has a scar above her eye from when I accidentally launched a Sky Dancer at her when we were kids. That was the end of that toy for us lol
The Members of the Island of Recalled Toys. *Mattel's Happy Family Midge* : This doll from the Barbie franchise was recalled due to its depiction of pregnancy geared towards younger minors. *Pixar's Buzz Lightyear - Sippy Cup* : Toy Story's plastic drinking cup with questionable straw placement resemblant of a "Woody." *R. B. Jarts, Inc.'s Lawn Dart* : Specifically the original metal-tipped models that was banned from the market twice - resulting in modern lawn darts having large, rounded foam tips. *Galoob's Sky Dancer* : The flying toys that were recalled for causing injuries, including an instance of lasceration, upon landing. *Fisher-Price's Elmo Knows Your Name Doll* : In February 2008, after replacing the battery of an Elmo Knows Your Name stuffed toy, the 2-year-old James Bowman claimed that it suddenly started saying, "Kill James." Melissa Bowman of Lithia, Florida, reported this and the manufacturer agreed to get a voucher for a replacement doll, and would investigate the model to see whether other dolls had the same malfunction. *Kenner's Easy Bake Oven* : A few specific models have been recalled due to safety hazards - one of which even resulted in amputation of fingers. *Mattel's Rad Repeatin' Tarzan* : Recalled and rereleased due to actions resemblant of Tarzan "tugging on his vine." *Mattel's Snacktime Cabbage Patch Kid* : With a moving mouth and metal roller that the owner could feed snacks into - it was recalled after children got their fingers and hair. *Mattel's Battlestar Galactica - Colonial Viper* : This iconic toy space-craft was recalled for its plastic missiles being a choking hazard. *Mattel's Harry Potter - Nimbus 2000* : The toy broomstick that was recalled for its vibration feature and its use for perverse matters by older teenagers. *Beijing Bootleggers' RoboCarp* : A Chinese knockoff of RoboCop who was recalled possibly due to lawsuit reasons on plagiarism in the US. This toy was also featured in the previous sketch from the same episode, RoboCop vs RoboCarp. *Good Guy Doll's Chucky* : The only recalled toy to get banned in both stores and islands for supernatural and homicidal reasons.
They had lots of neat/deadly toys back then, I can't remember the name but they had a literal flaming ping pong ball gun for children. Too bad it was made of cheap, very explodable plastic and was as likely to be a handheld IED instead of a fireball launcher :(
My cousin had an easy bake oven. My Aunt taught her how to use it responsibly. Every time my Aunt made dinner, my cousin made dessert! Also, I LOVED sky dancers as a kid!
Easy Bake ovens have nothing on the old woodburning sets and carpentry sets. Young boys used to be taught how to handle them responsibly once, then left to natural selection from then on. My dad had both and used them frequently growing up. He likes to joke that he wonders how he's still alive. lol
@@robertcorbell1006 they had a little chemistry set some company sold too way back in the day with real radioactive materials, pretty sure it made bombs, too. At least they were equal opportunity darwinists towards children lol
@@joeytofil2259 My dad's childhood friend Steve had one. He had all the materials needed to make bombs and poison gas. The worst part is that his friend was a sort of child prodigy when it came to science, meaning he could and did make pipe bombs strong enough to make dynamite look like firecrackers.
I actually had the family Midge doll. She had a normal modern Barbie body and the belly was magnetic. There wasn’t a hole like in the skit but the belly did have an empty space for the little baby. It wasn’t as creepy as this one.
@@ianfinrir8724 Didn't realize the no tip lawn darts were illegal. Actually, I know you aren't supposed to play with the pointed tip ones but I don't know if they are actually illegal to have them since people buy them at auctions and stuff. Famous puppet comedian Jeff Dunham bought himself a set of the pointy end lawn darts once.
@@emeraldkoala2543 They probably pixelated it in production the to go with the censored version, because the censors wouldn't have. At times Robot Chicken likes to have their animations give the impression of human footage for affect, like blurring out clay gore.
My sister had one of those pregnant Barbie dolls, though hers didn't have the hole in the stomach. It was just a regular doll with a magnetic stomach that had the baby folded in.
@@juaneduardocamacho Si, hay una gran demanda de juguetes, especialmente en Navidad. Pero ahora la empresa muriendo lentamente porque Amazon es mas simple y mejor.
I'll never forget pregnant barbie. A friend of mine had one and let's just say our group was a bunch of degenerates. Our role plays would be drama and horror filled. lol
@@FHRiley-yk9by I mean, the alternative is just as absurd. To think these designs made it past hundreds of people through development and no one noticed the problems is a bit hard to believe...and there is absolutely precedent for employees fucking around when they hate their company.
@@hairypancake LMAO hundreds is a big stretch. I went like this: Disney: *releases Tarzan* Kids: *eat it up* Disney: *commissions toys* Disney: "We need this on store shelves in time for Christmas, so you have about two weeks to come up with a design" Toy Company: "How about a Tarzan that does the iconic yell? We can make the lever that moves the arm and the switch on one mechanism to save time" Disney: "Sounds great!"
Aw man, I had that Barbie! But the African American version. The model was slightly different- the stomach wasn’t a hollowed out hole, but was normal, and the baby fitted inside the detachable stomach instead. So you could have either a slim, regular Barbie or a pregnant Barbie if you wanted to without it being horrifying. Glad I didn’t get this particular model, good grief 😭
What did the cabbage patch doll say? I can't make it out. Edit: I google it, and it seems the doll had an eating function that caught children's fingers and hair. Also Buzz yells "my straw!". So I guess the dolls sings "A cabbage patch dolly who scalps your head bald".
What's funny is that as a kid I got that doll before it was recalled, and I still have it, just without the baby and the belly parts, just the actual doll.
Now the Lego Osprey can join those ranks (Not only did it go against Lego's no modern military sets, but the set tries to destroy its own pieces with any of its functions).
LEGO has cancelled the set this is what they said: "The LEGO Technic Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey was designed to highlight the important role the aircraft plays in search and rescue efforts. While the set clearly depicts how a rescue version of the plane might look, the aircraft is only used by the military. We have a long-standing policy not to create sets which feature real military vehicles, so it has been decided not to proceed with the launch of this product. We appreciate that some fans who were looking forward to this set may be disappointed, but we believe it’s important to ensure that we uphold our brand values."
@@Bullboy_Adventures If I remember right he started to go really crazy and talking about FEMA death camps and shit when SOPA opened the door for him to talk about his views on the goverment
@@cryptidproductions3160 even before that, he started ranting about the copyright purge of youtube in like, 2010, and also ranting on Viacom. I guess the reason he went quite was because he kept getting negative attention
I remember one toy that I loved growing up was something called Magnetixs. They were these metal balls and magnets inside plastic that you could connect and build stuff with using the power of magnetism. They even themed Magnetixs sets involving robots, pirates and dinosaurs, three things that I just couldn’t say no to as a kid. Only today did I realize that they were recalled for causing serious injuries to kids. Guess I was lucky to not have choked on any of them, but they were still so much fun to build with.
Even worse than a choking hazard, the big problem was that after swallowing multiple magnets, they would stick together inside the body. Occasionally they would connect in a way between organs that would require surgery to remove :(
the version for adults simply known as Bucky balls were even worse. one man ended up drinking them by accident because they ended up in a bubble tea he was drinking at the time and the magnetic pull between the balls was so strong they shredded thru his intestines in order to connect. He died of a mix of sepsis shock and internal bleeding.
You can buy lawn darts at antique stores and online easily. I have a set that I found while out jacking around at thrift stores that still works. You can even load them into a modified atlatl and make them more dangerous than they were already. Those bad boys are fun. :)
i remember having a “classic” easy bake oven and instead of a recall the just gave you this stupid flap thing so you wouldn’t/couldn’t stick you hand inside. i also remember getting a new version and that thing taking way longer.
I was impressed that most toys were real, but i was confused by the Elmo because i couldnt find anything on him. Turns out that exact Elmo didnt exist. He was inspired by a real Elmo who allegedly kept saying he wanted to kill his two-year-old owner, James.
In all honesty, I'd rather give kids the pregnant Barbie rather than tell them a stork brought them here. She's banned cuz some parents aren't comfortable letting their kids get exposed to pregnancy.
Do parents also tell their kids that a shingle back lizard digests food for them, instead of telling them the truth about the stomach and intestines? I honestly don’t get why reproduction is so taboo, aside from the obvious bit.
Just the whole stomach coming off thing is kinda disturbing, and since in a way it's almost as misleading as the stork thing I'd rather choose the one that won't scar me for life. Really though just tell your kids the truth.
I don’t even get it though - when parents buy their kids books about the human body, do they tear out the pages on the reproductive system? It seems a little odd that kids would know what the lungs, liver, heart, kidneys, etc. are, but conveniently blank out on the reproductive system.
Yeah uh... you can still teach your kids about reproduction and female pregnancy without using a disturbing, unrealistic “pull-her-stomach-off-to-reveal-her-unborn-child” Barbie doll that no kid would ever want to play with. I have a strong suspicion that it was ultimately a lack of sales (due to the fact that few children would actually enjoy such a toy- someone like me would have probably found a lot of humor in it, but aside from that, I can’t imagine how disturbing this would be for a little girl who’s just starting to learn about the world) that brought it off the market, not just one or two Karens.
@@madmask7987 It vibrates, thats it. It leans towards the Pregnant Barbie section of why it was recalled. Like the semi-hidden adult joke with the Cabbage Patch Dollie part of the song.
First gen "transmetal black arachnia" from transformers beastwars was recalled cause it had nipples a friend of mine got one mint in package from another friend who bought from the target he worked at when he was told to switch them out
Oh I had that kind of cabbage patch kid!! Thankfully I never made the mistake of getting anything other than the intended toys caught inside...but wow what an oversight. Those jaws were pretty strong.
We had a Sky Dancer (the one with a pink moon as the base), and I'm positive we still have it somewhere in the house. It's possible that it has hit me before, but none of it was serious in the slightest.
I never had a skydancer as I preferred dragonflyz but dragonflyz had the same problem as skydancers though I never got injured playing with my dragonflyz, I always fired it at arms length away from my face and never fired it at anybody only up into the air.
Where was I when this aired? I have that Happy Family Midge! LOL I remember when she was yanked off the shelves by angry mothers. Yeah, let's not let kids play with dolls that have babies - because that doesn't happen in real life. I also remember that Cabbage Patch doll and the Tarzan doll lol
@@thedarkqueen228 I didn't recognize it. It looks even more phallic than I thought. As for talking, I imagine the girl (or boy) using it makes plenty of sounds.
I had a teletubby poe my parents never saw a problem with. But I wanted a twinkie be cause of the color purple was my favorite color be cause of barney the dinosaur and friends the rain bow song cause purple is just a color that is fun fun. Purple is still my favorite color. My papa got me a power puff girls butter cup but I wanted bubbles since bubbles was sweet but butter cup was mean.
Omg that barbie with the little baby used to be my favorite barbie! Eventually I threw the barbie away but the baby stayed with my trough do many years. Wow!
The Buzz lightyear cup’s a classic
i actually had this cup when i was little, just the straw was on the side or back of buzz lol
It ain't gonna suck itself.
@@churrodead7191 The straw is supposed to go in the back. People just like adjusting the twist-lid to look that way as a joke.
I had one. The straw was just like that.
Bus's boner lmao 🤣
I had a pregnant Midge doll as a kid. It was literally only recalled because the doll didn't have a wedding ring and some parents complained that it would teach their kids to have children before marriage.
How? lmao could it talk? So dumb
Kids don’t even give a fuck they won’t even notice if there was a ring or not
They added a cardboard husband to the box, too.
Parents do forget that kids don't think such things at an early age
@@pofromteletubbies1243 you would be suprised
i totally forgot pregnant barbie existed, lmao
Did you know there IS a Shave The Baby toy?
What about toys that poop candy? Or ice cream?
Is this really the direction humans want to take?
This is why we HATE humans.
It's her friend Midge. Because Barbie is too perfect to go through all the unflattering parts of pregnancy so they passed it off to a friend.
If I recall correctly, the reason that it was recalled was because there was not a wedding ring on her hand, thus indicating premarital sex. let me know if I'm right or wrong.
That Tarzan is very real by the way. Much larger, like say the size of an average teddy bear.
My parents made sure to keep one when they got recalled. It basically had it's hand right above it's crotch and when you hit the button it would swing it's hand up and down like it was jacking it, all the meanwhile doing his iconic scream.
Edit: Yeah, great. I get it after the twentieth comment the others are real.
the company was either full of idiots, or madlads
probably idiots
I had one as a kid and didn't realize it was recalled for years
That sounds like a design feature.
Hey I have a set of classic lawn darts in my garage
The fact that Robot Chicken used the actual recalled toys for this skit makes it even more awesome.
EDIT: Holy shit, this comment got really popular. Thanks, everyone!
I was surprised they didn't use the recalled ET finger toy in this skit.
some of these vintage toys are actually expensive
Wait...these are REAL?!
@@TheIllusiveMan11 you think these are bad you should check out the ET finger toy that was recalled.
@@amaxwell7333 You have just made my day XD
It ain't gonna suck itself.
Hurry up, Cowgirl!
Haha, was looking for this comment.
I scrolled down for this one.
lol
💀
My sisters friend had that cabbage patch kid. It had mechanical jaws that would make it chew food that you’d feed it but they didn’t have an off switch. They’d get a death grip on whatever was stuck in there. Buzz probably lost that straw.
Ouch
There a story about it low key scalping a kid, which was one of the breaking points for the toy
Oh yeah... I heard about that in another video.
@@jackofaces107 that shit had me horrified as a 9 year old
That's some FNAF shit right here
Where's the transforming Punisher figure with the gun barrel located in the crotch area?
I've heard of a 'cock rocket' before, but that's just plain ridiculous.
I KNEW IVE SEEN THAT TOY BEFORE
I don't think that one was recalled
I'm guessing the creator watched a bit too much From Dusk Till Dawn
Oh you mean The Punish-Her! Sold right next to the sexy lingerie Barbie.
The broom isn't mentioned but it's the most infamous: a vibrating Harry Potter broom for children. To put between their legs.
The whole toy company was made up either of idiots, or pedophiles.
It's now a *VERY* collectible item, for both its rarity and...uh...functionality
Yes
Functionality
*sigh* people can really be degenerates
Hod
Never attribute to Malice what can be explained with Stupidity.
Widgardium leviosaaaaa
Never poked anyone's eye out with a Sky Dancer but we did break a glass ceiling light fixture
I remember the animated gif with the Sky Dancer flying into the fireplace. It was actually sacrificing itself for the kid!
I saw one that flew itself into the fire
I know!? I had a skydancer and never poked my eye out 😂
Never poked our eyes our but my cousin did get her hair caught in the spinner. Had to cut it out. It was awsome.
My cousin still has a scar above her eye from when I accidentally launched a Sky Dancer at her when we were kids. That was the end of that toy for us lol
The Members of the Island of Recalled Toys.
*Mattel's Happy Family Midge* :
This doll from the Barbie franchise was recalled due to its depiction of pregnancy geared towards younger minors.
*Pixar's Buzz Lightyear - Sippy Cup* :
Toy Story's plastic drinking cup with questionable straw placement resemblant of a "Woody."
*R. B. Jarts, Inc.'s Lawn Dart* :
Specifically the original metal-tipped models that was banned from the market twice - resulting in modern lawn darts having large, rounded foam tips.
*Galoob's Sky Dancer* :
The flying toys that were recalled for causing injuries, including an instance of lasceration, upon landing.
*Fisher-Price's Elmo Knows Your Name Doll* :
In February 2008, after replacing the battery of an Elmo Knows Your Name stuffed toy, the 2-year-old James Bowman claimed that it suddenly started saying, "Kill James." Melissa Bowman of Lithia, Florida, reported this and the manufacturer agreed to get a voucher for a replacement doll, and would investigate the model to see whether other dolls had the same malfunction.
*Kenner's Easy Bake Oven* :
A few specific models have been recalled due to safety hazards - one of which even resulted in amputation of fingers.
*Mattel's Rad Repeatin' Tarzan* :
Recalled and rereleased due to actions resemblant of Tarzan "tugging on his vine."
*Mattel's Snacktime Cabbage Patch Kid* :
With a moving mouth and metal roller that the owner could feed snacks into - it was recalled after children got their fingers and hair.
*Mattel's Battlestar Galactica - Colonial Viper* :
This iconic toy space-craft was recalled for its plastic missiles being a choking hazard.
*Mattel's Harry Potter - Nimbus 2000* :
The toy broomstick that was recalled for its vibration feature and its use for perverse matters by older teenagers.
*Beijing Bootleggers' RoboCarp* :
A Chinese knockoff of RoboCop who was recalled possibly due to lawsuit reasons on plagiarism in the US. This toy was also featured in the previous sketch from the same episode, RoboCop vs RoboCarp.
*Good Guy Doll's Chucky* :
The only recalled toy to get banned in both stores and islands for supernatural and homicidal reasons.
Someone's fucking around in Mattel
@@gryla5290
Disney : "Hold my b0ner"
Ah yes, Good Guys needs better quality control. Hope they have better luck with their new Small Soldiers line...
@@joeytofil2259
The Small Soldiers did FAR worse!
They became the basis for Terminators in SKYNET!
Thank you so much for explaining all the entries. This skit's extra-good because they used actual toys!
Don't forget about the
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory, a science kit that had real uranium.
Yeah, but you can buy yellow cake on Amazon.
@@100nitrog Doesn't mean you should put it in a toy and give it to children. ua-cam.com/video/zeyoJGqKbOQ/v-deo.html
They had lots of neat/deadly toys back then, I can't remember the name but they had a literal flaming ping pong ball gun for children. Too bad it was made of cheap, very explodable plastic and was as likely to be a handheld IED instead of a fireball launcher :(
@@100nitrog forbidden dessert
Really!? That's like something out of the Fallout games series
My cousin had an easy bake oven. My Aunt taught her how to use it responsibly. Every time my Aunt made dinner, my cousin made dessert! Also, I LOVED sky dancers as a kid!
My sister had a sky dancer toy, we used it like a gun to shoot each other. Hurt like hell lol
Easy Bake ovens have nothing on the old woodburning sets and carpentry sets. Young boys used to be taught how to handle them responsibly once, then left to natural selection from then on. My dad had both and used them frequently growing up. He likes to joke that he wonders how he's still alive. lol
@@robertcorbell1006 they had a little chemistry set some company sold too way back in the day with real radioactive materials, pretty sure it made bombs, too. At least they were equal opportunity darwinists towards children lol
@@joeytofil2259 My dad's childhood friend Steve had one. He had all the materials needed to make bombs and poison gas. The worst part is that his friend was a sort of child prodigy when it came to science, meaning he could and did make pipe bombs strong enough to make dynamite look like firecrackers.
Homer Simpson also had an Easy Back Oven he used while driving "dad that's a girls toy"
I actually had the family Midge doll. She had a normal modern Barbie body and the belly was magnetic. There wasn’t a hole like in the skit but the belly did have an empty space for the little baby. It wasn’t as creepy as this one.
that's the redesign that was released after the initial recall.
@@oucyan that explains it 😅
I had that one too! The whole family was adorable
Abortion Barbie....
@IT'S BARBIE Shut up Smithers!
Lawn Dart: Y'all think you got it bad? I'm wanted for murder in two states...
And they used the safe one for this skit. Not the dangerous pointy one.
@@SkitSkat674 Lawn Dart: Never underestimate a stupid and determined child
Lawn Darts may be illegal, but there's no law against making your own...as far as I'm aware.
@@ianfinrir8724 Didn't realize the no tip lawn darts were illegal. Actually, I know you aren't supposed to play with the pointed tip ones but I don't know if they are actually illegal to have them since people buy them at auctions and stuff. Famous puppet comedian Jeff Dunham bought himself a set of the pointy end lawn darts once.
@@SkitSkat674 The Lawn Darts with the metal spike are illegal. The round head ones are legal. But nobody really cares.
0:31 wait a second they censored his mouth when he said it but they didn't bleep it out?
Huh. That is weird.
This is the uncensored version
@@lknmjh then why'd they pixelate his mouth?
@@emeraldkoala2543 They probably pixelated it in production the to go with the censored version, because the censors wouldn't have. At times Robot Chicken likes to have their animations give the impression of human footage for affect, like blurring out clay gore.
0:30
The way Elmo kept happily singing even while burning and smoldering lol!
My sister had one of those pregnant Barbie dolls, though hers didn't have the hole in the stomach. It was just a regular doll with a magnetic stomach that had the baby folded in.
The ones with gaping belly holes are knock offs. The Mattel ones just have flat bellies under the snap off pregnant belly.
@@noniakamai2458 no they were real i had one. It was a redesigned after the whole issue
@@zamiaramirez1390 Prove it.
As someone who used to work for Toy's "R" Us as a teen, I feel nostalgic.
Llegas a vender alguno de esos juguetes?
@@juaneduardocamacho Si, hay una gran demanda de juguetes, especialmente en Navidad. Pero ahora la empresa muriendo lentamente porque Amazon es mas simple y mejor.
@@LeViIain Los Diaz de comprar juguetes en tiendas físicas ya pasaron
@@juaneduardocamacho Al menos yo he tenido la oportunidad de vivirlo y saber cómo es. Pero no creo que sea algo bueno o malo.
I'll never forget pregnant barbie. A friend of mine had one and let's just say our group was a bunch of degenerates. Our role plays would be drama and horror filled. lol
It's Back Alley Late-Term Abortion Barbie!
Me too. 🤡👽🤡☠️🤡
A former colleague said she would ask who was going to be the axe murderer when her friends wanted to play Barbies when they were kids.
a shovel that digs out babies
0:15 The way she looks down staring at buzz’s straw in complete silence kills me every time lol.
Jesus christ who tf decided that would be a good barbie toy.
The same people who accidentally made gay Ken because they thought gay style was hip style lmao
I wanted that barbie when I was a kid
I remember that barbie, but I'm not 100% sure it had an actual baby inside of it
Presumably people who aren't trying to convince their kids that the stork brought them.
@@willdill4987 it did
Do you think that the toy designers ever let this stuff go into production for shits and giggles sometimes?
maybe
Yeah lol let's put the company in financial and social jeopardy for a couple of hyucks. What, no of course that doesn't happen.
That or a healthy hatred of children ;)
@@FHRiley-yk9by I mean, the alternative is just as absurd. To think these designs made it past hundreds of people through development and no one noticed the problems is a bit hard to believe...and there is absolutely precedent for employees fucking around when they hate their company.
@@hairypancake LMAO hundreds is a big stretch. I went like this:
Disney: *releases Tarzan*
Kids: *eat it up*
Disney: *commissions toys*
Disney: "We need this on store shelves in time for Christmas, so you have about two weeks to come up with a design"
Toy Company: "How about a Tarzan that does the iconic yell? We can make the lever that moves the arm and the switch on one mechanism to save time"
Disney: "Sounds great!"
I HAVE THAT BARBIE! It’s in my closet and I haven’t taken it out in years, but yeah
Welp.... that fetus is DEFINITELY dead by now.... Or aborted, take you pick.
The pregnant Barbie is in the closet.
Well, when she comes out she has some explaining to do.
Did she hear this video while you were watching it?
Could you really open the belly like that tho?
I used to have it, not sure what happened to it lol. It was actually probably my favourite barbie.
"It ain't gonna suck itself"
~Buzz
Buzz Lightyear with his own 'woody'. How could it get worse? oh, oh...
I literally had every single one of these toys as a kid. Every. Single. One.😂
When Tarzan wasn't jacking it, was he the Dad to Barbie's demon seed?
Even the Colonial Viper from the original 70s version of Battlestar Galactica?
Press X to doubt
Wow... your parents must have a real knack for spotting the lethal in play things... thats gotta leave a kid nervous.
@@lordchickenhawk I was an accident, most of my toys was choking hazards.
I love how buzz said “like me!”
And the Barbie just looked down.🤣🤣
Would have been funnier if she said "I've seen bigger straws"
Man, that viper really is a part of toy history. Even if it was recorded as a star wars toy on the cause of death >_>
Dumb police thats a battlestar galactica toy god.
Aw man, I had that Barbie! But the African American version. The model was slightly different- the stomach wasn’t a hollowed out hole, but was normal, and the baby fitted inside the detachable stomach instead. So you could have either a slim, regular Barbie or a pregnant Barbie if you wanted to without it being horrifying. Glad I didn’t get this particular model, good grief 😭
What did the cabbage patch doll say? I can't make it out.
Edit: I google it, and it seems the doll had an eating function that caught children's fingers and hair. Also Buzz yells "my straw!".
So I guess the dolls sings "A cabbage patch dolly who scalps your head bald".
Thanks for finding out, I couldn’t make it out either.
@@foooof7847 maybe was like that escene in saw(i don't know which part was) where theres a girl in a machine that rip off her hair.
Sorry for my english
Yes thank you for writing this I tried replaying that part of the video several times because I couldn’t understand what she said either lol
Thought i was the only one who couldnt hear her
I didn’t know there was a Rosemary’s Baby toy line! LOL
This is what happens when a bunch of people have drugs with recalled toys
Or Aquadots, a recalled toy that is drugs!
What's funny is that as a kid I got that doll before it was recalled, and I still have it, just without the baby and the belly parts, just the actual doll.
So you have a disemboweled barbie?
@@bornbuttery7593 zomBarbie...
If you have a little Krang from TMNT, you simply must stick him in there!
@@joeytofil2259 best crossover ever
@@joeytofil2259 Yes!!!!
Wonder where Earring Magic Ken is
Bent over behind that wall.
that is one of the most expensive recalled toys ever, and this show is on adult swim.
Mattel should bring that back.
@@Cappytain101 Taking it from "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" GI Joe.
@@raydgreenwald7788 He even had a ring on a chain around his neck. It was way too thick for his fingers... 😆
Now the Lego Osprey can join those ranks (Not only did it go against Lego's no modern military sets, but the set tries to destroy its own pieces with any of its functions).
LEGO has cancelled the set this is what they said:
"The LEGO Technic Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey was designed to highlight the important role the aircraft plays in search and rescue efforts. While the set clearly depicts how a rescue version of the plane might look, the aircraft is only used by the military. We have a long-standing policy not to create sets which feature real military vehicles, so it has been decided not to proceed with the launch of this product.
We appreciate that some fans who were looking forward to this set may be disappointed, but we believe it’s important to ensure that we uphold our brand values."
Look up Lego vs Held der Steine.
thats bullshit. why would they have no military Legos?
@@williamt.sherman9841 because the original creator didn't want it.
@@kabhes9040 and lego has Cowboys and Indians, Knights, Pirates, Starwars..
This is probably gonna be a mad obscure reference... but does anyone remember seeing Mike Mozart review a lot of these recalled toys?
Its a shame he went rather quiet just when he was at the peek of his popularity
@@Bullboy_Adventures If I remember right he started to go really crazy and talking about FEMA death camps and shit when SOPA opened the door for him to talk about his views on the goverment
@@cryptidproductions3160 even before that, he started ranting about the copyright purge of youtube in like, 2010, and also ranting on Viacom. I guess the reason he went quite was because he kept getting negative attention
Yeah those were the days..
@@cryptidproductions3160 Damn, he should've just stuck to collectable toys
I'm surprised the Tourette Elmo was able to survive the fire from the stove that's hotter than hell
I remember when the kid died from the Battlestar Galactica viper that fired a small projectile.
I have a very similar millennium falcon that operates the same way. From thirty years ago
What
What
@@SuccessforLifester That's also rare for similar reasons.
The kid was a cylon...
Too bad they didn't use the Rafiki boning Simba toy.
I'm disappointed that they didn't use the vibrating Harry Potter broom
@Woody Woodpecker, and more! It’s in the background
@@Treeeee2008 its that paintbrush looking thing
I remember one toy that I loved growing up was something called Magnetixs. They were these metal balls and magnets inside plastic that you could connect and build stuff with using the power of magnetism. They even themed Magnetixs sets involving robots, pirates and dinosaurs, three things that I just couldn’t say no to as a kid. Only today did I realize that they were recalled for causing serious injuries to kids. Guess I was lucky to not have choked on any of them, but they were still so much fun to build with.
Even worse than a choking hazard, the big problem was that after swallowing multiple magnets, they would stick together inside the body. Occasionally they would connect in a way between organs that would require surgery to remove :(
Jesus Christ that sounds horrible
I still have my Magnetix Triceratops skeleton.
the version for adults simply known as Bucky balls were even worse. one man ended up drinking them by accident because they ended up in a bubble tea he was drinking at the time and the magnetic pull between the balls was so strong they shredded thru his intestines in order to connect. He died of a mix of sepsis shock and internal bleeding.
I loved those so much, but the magnets would eventually break out the casing and render them useless.
I honestly want some of those toys.
Me too, that buzz light year bottle specifically.
@@JeremyB381 why that one?!
@@codyeaglebull2076 i just think that toy cups are neat
You can buy lawn darts at antique stores and online easily. I have a set that I found while out jacking around at thrift stores that still works. You can even load them into a modified atlatl and make them more dangerous than they were already. Those bad boys are fun. :)
@@JeremyB381 what's neat about them?
i remember having a “classic” easy bake oven and instead of a recall the just gave you this stupid flap thing so you wouldn’t/couldn’t stick you hand inside. i also remember getting a new version and that thing taking way longer.
I love how barbie looks at buzz light year's "staw"
S T A W
Reminds me of another doll that looks like a baby that’s pregnant and it’s baby can sometimes also be pregnant
Wtf were the creators thinking
@@argntvmprod.4054 Thankfully that one isn't real
God i remember that
So I get it this is a Rudolph reference
This island needs its own show
I was impressed that most toys were real, but i was confused by the Elmo because i couldnt find anything on him.
Turns out that exact Elmo didnt exist. He was inspired by a real Elmo who allegedly kept saying he wanted to kill his two-year-old owner, James.
The robocarp is there!
Whats the story behind that?
@@mladen89ftn yes we need this info
@@mladen89ftn all I know is there is another robot chicken schetch called "robo cop vs robocarp" which is where I first saw him lol
I found that Tarzan action figure and a Hercules action figure in the same parking lot one time different days
What If The Island Of Recalled Toys Exist And Would It Be Funny Or Depressing? Also, Can We Put A Deserted Island For Recalled Toys Only
All was peacful on the island... and then along came the 1979 Kenner Alien
When the pregnant Barbie lifted her belly off after lifting her dress off, that’s when I stopped laughing 😅😅
In all honesty, I'd rather give kids the pregnant Barbie rather than tell them a stork brought them here. She's banned cuz some parents aren't comfortable letting their kids get exposed to pregnancy.
Do parents also tell their kids that a shingle back lizard digests food for them, instead of telling them the truth about the stomach and intestines? I honestly don’t get why reproduction is so taboo, aside from the obvious bit.
Just the whole stomach coming off thing is kinda disturbing, and since in a way it's almost as misleading as the stork thing I'd rather choose the one that won't scar me for life. Really though just tell your kids the truth.
I don’t even get it though - when parents buy their kids books about the human body, do they tear out the pages on the reproductive system? It seems a little odd that kids would know what the lungs, liver, heart, kidneys, etc. are, but conveniently blank out on the reproductive system.
how much do you want to bet it was a karen
Yeah uh... you can still teach your kids about reproduction and female pregnancy without using a disturbing, unrealistic “pull-her-stomach-off-to-reveal-her-unborn-child” Barbie doll that no kid would ever want to play with. I have a strong suspicion that it was ultimately a lack of sales (due to the fact that few children would actually enjoy such a toy- someone like me would have probably found a lot of humor in it, but aside from that, I can’t imagine how disturbing this would be for a little girl who’s just starting to learn about the world) that brought it off the market, not just one or two Karens.
Where's the harry Potter broom stick?
0:20 , 0:43 etc. Basically the only recalled toy that doesn't explain why it's there. But we know....we know.
@@WesbirdlyO I don’t... and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
@@madmask7987 It vibrates, thats it. It leans towards the Pregnant Barbie section of why it was recalled. Like the semi-hidden adult joke with the Cabbage Patch Dollie part of the song.
My mom actually had the pregnant Barbie doll when she was pregnant with me!
LMAO WHAT
Daaaaaamn
Damn....Tarzan had some big ol' feet
Well u know what they say
@@gabimurray5955 yep, Mort has a foot fetish
Buzz: most of get pulled off unfairly like me
Barbie: *looks down*
Me: *bleaches eyes*
fun fact:
my grandma still has one of those buzz cups
Those lawn darts were a blessing to the human gene pool. Shoutout to the harry potter "broomstick" in the back
The best part is that there's so many more recalled toys to use in part 2!
First gen "transmetal black arachnia" from transformers beastwars was recalled cause it had nipples a friend of mine got one mint in package from another friend who bought from the target he worked at when he was told to switch them out
XD no wonder why I could never get her as a kid.
in a few years, that will be solid ebay money.
The fact that I recognize every toy makes this so much better.
I had that colonial viper when I was a kid! I lost the two “lasers” long before there was a chance to choke on it. 😆😆
Thanks for letting me know what that toy is...
The Elmo toy made me have tics myself, but it’s still funny
God, I wish I could have actually been there when the Buzz cup was recalled. That would have been fun to watch.
This was absolutely creative!
I love that all these toys are real.
I actually had some of these as a kid lol
the Sky Dancer was actually really fun
@@sunso1991 yeah it was!
Remember The Pokemon Balls From Toys R Us That Were Recalled In December Of 1999?
I owned a Sky Dancer when I was around 4, it was exciting - it taught you how to dodge potential bruises!
Mr Potato Head has entered the chat
That shit was dark lol
I have seen the pregnant Barbi. The reaction of Buzz is totally justified.
Oh I had that kind of cabbage patch kid!! Thankfully I never made the mistake of getting anything other than the intended toys caught inside...but wow what an oversight. Those jaws were pretty strong.
Now i found my new nightmare, thank you ❤️
Mike Mozart is the king of that island 🤴
For maximum effect, they made the baby's eyes turn red.
Damn!😶
I remember watching Robot Chicken as a kid :)
Even the vibrating Nimbus 2000 is there! 😂
Sooo... The fetus has junk, but Ken doesn't???
How does that happen???
It dosen't- its just a filter to be funny.
BUT the new OMG baby doll boys do have tiny carrots anatomically
Drunk Rabbi, my guess
That ending really caught me off gaurd
That dramatic reveal of buzzlight year sends me
The smile stickers on the character’s mouths are funny!
Only real ones will know about MIke Mozart
I feel like the elmo toy is funnier when censored
Too bad they didn’t include that one 70s Skipper doll that magically goes through puberty when you twist her arm...
We had a Sky Dancer (the one with a pink moon as the base), and I'm positive we still have it somewhere in the house. It's possible that it has hit me before, but none of it was serious in the slightest.
I never had a skydancer as I preferred dragonflyz but dragonflyz had the same problem as skydancers though I never got injured playing with my dragonflyz, I always fired it at arms length away from my face and never fired it at anybody only up into the air.
My cousin and I had some skydancers as little girls. It was entertaining to watch them twirl away and no one got hurt.
As a young boy, me and my sis shot them at each other. No one got hurt...badly ;)
@@sylphdeposey7149 You probably did what I did.
@@joeytofil2259 You still got a little hurt?
I used to have the buzz sippy cup, it wouldn’t let you twist it like that unless you forced iy
I died laughing when I saw the buzz lightyear drinking cup🤣🤣
I had that BSG Viper toy when I was a kid.
Thought it was the coolest thing ever.
1:07 I Can’t Stop Laughing at this😂
Lawn darts were the best
Where was I when this aired? I have that Happy Family Midge! LOL I remember when she was yanked off the shelves by angry mothers. Yeah, let's not let kids play with dolls that have babies - because that doesn't happen in real life. I also remember that Cabbage Patch doll and the Tarzan doll lol
0:11 the toy story dramatic music when buzz shows his straw makes it even more funny 😄 😆
I can definitely see why these toys were canceled 😅😅😅😅
What about the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick that little girls liked a little too much?
My wife’s little brother had one, and also the Teletubby that sounded like it was saying homophobic slurs. He could have made a killing off those!
It doesn't talk but you can see it at 0:41
@@thedarkqueen228 I didn't recognize it. It looks even more phallic than I thought. As for talking, I imagine the girl (or boy) using it makes plenty of sounds.
I had a teletubby poe my parents never saw a problem with. But I wanted a twinkie be cause of the color purple was my favorite color be cause of barney the dinosaur and friends the rain bow song cause purple is just a color that is fun fun. Purple is still my favorite color. My papa got me a power puff girls butter cup but I wanted bubbles since bubbles was sweet but butter cup was mean.
@@elcucy Imagine if some kid put a Police badge on tinky winky. THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
The amount of culture in this video pleases me
Omg that barbie with the little baby used to be my favorite barbie! Eventually I threw the barbie away but the baby stayed with my trough do many years. Wow!