The Chillest Dudes in 40k

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  • @gabriel1001
    @gabriel1001 12 днів тому +7461

    The Tau discovered that the dreadnought was over ten thousand years. The Tau civilization is only over six thousand years, that gave them an existential crisis.

    • @RMavL
      @RMavL 12 днів тому +260

      Yeah haha that's another short he has

    • @WhatWhy42
      @WhatWhy42 12 днів тому +135

      Young Earth Theorist Have Left The Chat

    • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
      @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 12 днів тому +332

      Honestly, he should have been proud of himself. When you move past the existensial dredd Imagine how sick it would be putting "I killed a monster older than my entire civilization" in your résumé.

    • @jackofdragons3896
      @jackofdragons3896 12 днів тому +244

      Basically, imagine you discover an alien race that is fighting a galactic war with tech less advanced than yours. Then discover that this alien race, with less advanced tech, has been fighting this war, with this tech, and with these soldiers, for longer than your entire race has been alive.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 12 днів тому +68

      Could have been worse, they could have killed a Chaos Dreadnought.
      "OK, let's bring in the mind probes...."

  • @ZantariEXE
    @ZantariEXE 12 днів тому +4052

    “Chillest Dude“ is relative when it comes to 40k

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +535

      Hahha very true. Chill in that they love their lil bros and drop amazing one liners regardless of the level of hectic they face.

    • @kylecabrera142
      @kylecabrera142 12 днів тому +134

      Most dreadnaughts are used for keeping the chapters lore. Most are only woken to fight or to teach and it can be hundreds of years sometimes between wakings. But some dreadnoughts are always in kill mode so those are more weapons than ture battle brothers. Though honored still.

    • @MoonclawIX
      @MoonclawIX 12 днів тому +41

      Most useless reason to wake up a dreadnought useless reason no.1 which direction is the bathroom

    • @charleskehl1142
      @charleskehl1142 12 днів тому +66

      ​@@MoonclawIX Useless reason #2: Honored brother, I have forgotten the Wi-Fi password.

    • @kaz_umu9268
      @kaz_umu9268 12 днів тому +48

      @@MoonclawIX The funniest thing about the WH40K is that even after thousand something years, bathroom would still be in the same place. Everything about the Empire is so stagnant that even the shithole stays the same.

  • @skyphone1
    @skyphone1 12 днів тому +2320

    Until you see a dreadnought with the black rage that calls you horus

    • @skiadrum9029
      @skiadrum9029 12 днів тому +66

      Ohhh that's so sooooo a good story there

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +366

      To be fair, even Cassor (Who fell to the black rage) was still very chill.

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 12 днів тому +93

      ​@Cinderblocksally Cassor had absolutely no chill, he was spitting bars and cursing out the tyranids he was fighting lol

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +168

      @@lordgod9958you are literally describing a chill dude. How is it not chill to “spit bars” while battling the tyranid?

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому +29

      Why does this somehow seem to imply that there's a possibility of a primarch sized dreadnought with a huge jump pack somewhere deep in Baal that everyone forgot untill it Mephiston'ed it's khorne attempt at possession?
      The most insane comeback of 10 millenniums?
      Edit: imagine the golden sarcophagus of Baal was just a stasis chamber for this dreadnought?

  • @Rexx8492nd
    @Rexx8492nd 12 днів тому +518

    "I walked and fought alongside the Emperor. I think he liked me" - Bjorn
    *Happy eternal service dance*

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian 12 днів тому +921

    Space Marine: _gets mortally wounded_
    Mechanicus: " Upgrades people! *UPGRADES!* "

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 12 днів тому +7

      That’s how we mak… oh sorry wrong universe.. lol

    • @swordspace2000
      @swordspace2000 12 днів тому +3

      "Hmm, upgrades."

    • @theoriginaltoast420
      @theoriginaltoast420 12 днів тому

      Death is no reason to stop fighting. There's heretics to cleanse, after all.

    • @Realm_Splitter
      @Realm_Splitter 12 днів тому +4

      "I understand that reference!

    • @MuwaUWU
      @MuwaUWU 11 днів тому +1

      Adeptus mechanicus approves of this message

  • @William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki
    @William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki 12 днів тому +171

    I like how when you think about it that one dreadnaught was alive back in Warhammer 30K

    • @UnboundParadigm
      @UnboundParadigm 12 днів тому +15

      There's a few of them knocking about. Bjorn is probably the most famous.

    • @hacksawer69
      @hacksawer69 11 днів тому +5

      Bjorn the Fell handed and the Anchorite

    • @gatereaper
      @gatereaper 11 днів тому

      Yeah so a good amount of dreadnoughts were originally put into their chassis during the great crusade when the technology to create them was much easier to make, nowadays the cult mechanicum basically only knows how to keep them functioning and to swap marines in and out of them. So if something happens to kill a dreadnought but not destroy it's chassis, they'll repair it, remove the dead marine from the life support casket, and then put in the nearest eligible marine who consents

    • @jmkool01
      @jmkool01 11 днів тому +5

      More than just the dreadnoughts. It doesn't get brought up as much on the imperium side, but there's definitely chaos marines that have been there since the beginning. In fact, they have a generic term for those warriors that have fought for over 10,000 years (rather than it only being a few named individuals): Veterans of the Long War.

    • @UnboundParadigm
      @UnboundParadigm 10 днів тому +2

      @jmkool01 that's cheating though, they've only lasted this long because they've been living in the Eye

  • @tylergehle9939
    @tylergehle9939 12 днів тому +448

    What's crazy is when the Tao discover that the dreadnought was 10k years old they realize how young thier whole civilization was. The dreadnought was thousands of years older than all their recorded history....

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому +35

      And the crazy part is that the marine was still functioning while immobilised. it was telling them in summary "if you dont kill me, ill lay waste to you all".
      Though this is the civilization that thought titans were imperial propaganda until one of their best commanders had to hammer them that they were (also how to beat them, then went off to do their own seperatist group, became the only respectable tau in the imperium's eyes for actually fighting in melee that through xenotech shenanigans allows him to beat the tau's anti-ageing tech previously being bad by just swinging at bad guys with a sword)

    • @alexgameru875
      @alexgameru875 12 днів тому +11

      ​@@mikzpwnz_3199 Now think what was on marine's mind... You wonder around, fought and gained information, managing to not go crazy for 10.000 YEARS just to get beaten by Tau...

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому +3

      @alexgameru875 THEY'VE SHOULD OF HAD FOUGHT IN GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT!!!

    • @colindarcas6532
      @colindarcas6532 12 днів тому +4

      ​@@mikzpwnz_3199It's actually theorized that Commander Farsight's sword is a khornite demon sword. I mean, it literally grants its user eternal youth by slaying enemies. It has Khorne written all over it

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому +2

      @colindarcas6532 I put down xenotech as the blade on the model looks like necron, but both fit the bill to explain the quirk

  • @TomFromMars
    @TomFromMars 12 днів тому +456

    Dreadnought are only woken up to fight or to teach important lessons to their younger brothers. So if you see one and the space marines aren't looking at him, you better run...

    • @alexgameru875
      @alexgameru875 12 днів тому +54

      Because if they wasn't sleeping, they would literally go crazy because of time, just think going through 10.000 years of gaining info and getting new knowledge/going through events, anyone would go crazy

    • @Xeonort
      @Xeonort 12 днів тому +25

      @@alexgameru875Man, I’m not really sure if there’s even such a thing as sanity in 40K.

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 12 днів тому +16

      @@alexgameru875 How many seasons of LOST had he laid witness to? How many dangling plot threads remain unresolved in his mind? Was the Smoke Monster a heretical daemon? Its enough to drive anyone mad.

    • @wolfwarrior1176
      @wolfwarrior1176 12 днів тому +11

      Unless they are slamanders on nocturne. Then its just a dreadnaught giving rides to his families kids.

    • @sharojak9401
      @sharojak9401 12 днів тому +5

      @@freelancerthe2561
      That is honestly terrifying. Imagine living 10k years with questions you’ll never get the answer to. The guys mind must look like an RPG journal with all the unresolved quests.

  • @thegoldgod42
    @thegoldgod42 12 днів тому +2730

    Fact: The Salamanders encourage all Space Marines to interact with their family and if still around any possible descendants in order to stay in touch with their humanity.
    Conclusion: Some random families on Nocturne get visited by their great ancestor Dreadnought from time to time.

    • @serosen3950
      @serosen3950 12 днів тому +335

      Salamanders be staying wholesome

    • @neko-echo
      @neko-echo 12 днів тому +433

      COME LITTLE ONES, RIDE YOUR GREAT×8 GRANDFATHER IN THE PARADE🎉

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 12 днів тому +413

      Imagine hearing heavy, gigantic footsteps approaching your radiation-shielded bunker, and you just hear your sibling say “get up brother, Great-Great-Grandfather Nau’varan is here!”

    • @MsPuffykinz
      @MsPuffykinz 12 днів тому +127

      @@neko-echoI NEED FANART NOW

    • @calebmangelson9776
      @calebmangelson9776 12 днів тому +87

      @@neko-echowell technically great X 8 uncle

  • @ivikhenry2424
    @ivikhenry2424 12 днів тому +80

    "I wish I could shred the gnar on the beaches of Baal... one last wave..." - Blood Angels Surfer Bro Dreadnought

  • @ssjthunderer5051
    @ssjthunderer5051 12 днів тому +143

    "Even in Death, I STILL SERVE!"

  • @blaz551
    @blaz551 12 днів тому +35

    Cause dreadnaughts have already been through so much shit that they just don’t care anymore

    • @alexgameru875
      @alexgameru875 12 днів тому +6

      They cared a few thousand years ago, now? Now they are too old to care, people irl stop caring about things after 80-90 years, and dreadnoughts? They live as long as they are not killed, their care is somewhere underground with their enemies

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 12 днів тому +1

      @@alexgameru875 And that one tech marine that would use that one scented sacred oil.

  • @humorinpolitics56
    @humorinpolitics56 12 днів тому +26

    Spece Marines turned into Dreadnaughts can go insane after a bit but work their way around back to being sane again. Its so cool.

    • @raskov75
      @raskov75 12 днів тому +1

      ...over thousands of years.

    • @humorinpolitics56
      @humorinpolitics56 12 днів тому

      @raskov75 Ya, no shit LMFAO, noob

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 12 днів тому +2

      ​​​@@raskov75 They are mostly asleep during that time, they get to wake up for maybe a day, at most a week, then they sleep.
      Older the dreadnought the longer they sleep, it can take years to wake up a really old one. Some dreadnoughts have been asleep for hundreds of years.

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 12 днів тому +9

      "At first I went mad of course, but after a few millennia I got bored with that, too, and went sane - very sane."

    • @edwardhealey591
      @edwardhealey591 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@Fourtytwo4242 Bjorn seems to tuck the kids into bed every night and tell bedtime stories at this point.

  • @Wonderwut
    @Wonderwut 12 днів тому +71

    They awaken me every thousand years to tell stories and kick heretical a$$... and I'm all outta stories

    • @SethKotta
      @SethKotta 12 днів тому +10

      "You were out of stories thirty stories ago, brother."

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows 12 днів тому +4

      Every thousand or so years he can ramble the same stories with awe, especially if regular humans lol

  • @DzonKnez
    @DzonKnez 12 днів тому +78

    My hypothesis of the dreadnought being the chillest dudes its because they remain dormant for centuries until the fiercest battles

    • @SoulSoundMuisc
      @SoulSoundMuisc 12 днів тому +3

      Or until someone forgets the wifi password.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому

      Just dont wake them up to ask them if they remember the wifi password.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 12 днів тому

      ​@@SoulSoundMuiscbeat me to it

    • @mormacil
      @mormacil 12 днів тому +1

      It's also that the less child dudes simply go insane and have to be put out of their misery. Being in a metal casket not truly dying is a sort of agonizing existence. Like having your raw nerves stuck on a circuit board.

    • @DzonKnez
      @DzonKnez 12 днів тому

      @mikzpwnz_3199 I'd probably do that

  • @tarandainton1438
    @tarandainton1438 12 днів тому +9

    I also love the fact that they refer to normal space marines as little brothers

    • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
      @slyphknttdotdotdot637 11 днів тому +4

      Space marine: Honored brother Dad said it's my turn on the Xbox

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 12 днів тому +7

    OMG you should've ended that clip with the space marine 2 scene "DIRECT ME TO THE SLAUGHTER"

  • @PRESIDENT_LEMON
    @PRESIDENT_LEMON 12 днів тому +64

    In steps Rylanor who waited three million nights just to detonate an explosive in the face of the snake femboy.

    • @Dokari-l9m
      @Dokari-l9m 12 днів тому +13

      While in the act made the thousand sons there think “what a chad” and let him blow themselves up

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 12 днів тому +10

      Rylanor deserves better than you, Oh Primarch...He deserves better than us all

    • @linku1115
      @linku1115 12 днів тому +4

      “Never! All we have left between us is that we will die together” and “I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, Beloved by all! I reject you now and always!” both go so unbelievably hard

    • @The_Terrible_Tooz
      @The_Terrible_Tooz 12 днів тому

      ​@@NameIsDoc second most badass thing ever said

    • @The_Terrible_Tooz
      @The_Terrible_Tooz 12 днів тому

      ​@@linku1115first most badass thing ever said

  • @Miles-qx7qt
    @Miles-qx7qt 12 днів тому +59

    ah yes, the walking coffins i've heard so much about

  • @kermitthethotslayer2538
    @kermitthethotslayer2538 12 днів тому +138

    FUN FACT: The new dreadnoughts in the setting have new suits that trades that functional immortality for fire power. So now they only live to be about 400 or 500 years cause the suit is essentially using their body as a battery until there's quite literally nothing left in the sarcophagus 😊

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +34

      Ahhh did not know that! Thanks!

    • @AutisticMan2004
      @AutisticMan2004 12 днів тому +24

      ​@Cinderblocksally thats actually how long they last after an improvement to the process, when they first came into the picture the strain of piloting them was so intense theyd sometimes have to get the pilot switched out mid battle cause the last guy's brain got fried

    • @noble3696
      @noble3696 12 днів тому +4

      This has since been fixed btw

    • @scrooglemcdoogle
      @scrooglemcdoogle 12 днів тому +8

      The new dreadnoughts also look stupid so I ignore their existence.

    • @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree
      @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree 12 днів тому +4

      ​@@scrooglemcdoogleJust like I ignore seasons 3 and 4 of Higurashi 😂😂

  • @Doutor_Claison
    @Doutor_Claison 12 днів тому +50

    Someone protect his man happines at all costs, I'm begging! ❤

  • @Mino4476
    @Mino4476 12 днів тому +13

    "Lead me to the slaughter!!!"

  • @daxbloodrose001
    @daxbloodrose001 12 днів тому +5

    There is something so wholesome about watching you dance with yourself I don't know what it is

    • @SethKotta
      @SethKotta 12 днів тому

      If he ever has the chance
      He'll ask the world to dance
      But for now
      He's dancing with himself

  • @StephenHenryIV
    @StephenHenryIV 11 днів тому +2

    “Chillest dudes ever”
    *LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER*

  • @theguardian5058
    @theguardian5058 12 днів тому +3

    Meanwhile in Space marine 2:
    Dreadnought: WHERE ARE THE TRAITORS!!!
    space marine: they are everywhere

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 12 днів тому +7

    Calling the dreadnought an "upgrade" is an overstatement

  • @paulangelopineda2534
    @paulangelopineda2534 12 днів тому +3

    I also like ignis calls his battle brothers "little brother"

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 12 днів тому +5

    they are so chill that many of them are just used as a living history books, because they lived in the time people now perceive as the ancient past, like the dark age of technology, horus heresy and stuff like that

  • @LoesungFeuer5
    @LoesungFeuer5 12 днів тому +6

    *I FOUND ANOTHER ONE WITH A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE AT THE END* 😊😆

  • @marksteve9247
    @marksteve9247 8 днів тому +1

    Hopefully they don't wake up the Dreadnought for the WI-FI password!

  • @UnpaidInternNo.9472
    @UnpaidInternNo.9472 12 днів тому +5

    "Some of the chillest dudes this side of the Imperium"
    Cassor standing in the corner:

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +1

      Everyone saying Cassor isn’t chill - Go look at how that man talked. Dont lose sight of the personality behind the actions.

    • @blazebravo6977
      @blazebravo6977 12 днів тому +2

      @@Cinderblocksallythe dude is insane by the red thirst he even says that to another battle brother “ I know I’m not sane but I still serve “

    • @Cinderblocksally
      @Cinderblocksally  12 днів тому +1

      @@blazebravo6977you are literally giving an example of him being chill…

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 12 днів тому

      ​@@blazebravo6977 He is able to pierce the black rage to comfort a brother, he is chill, hell he can most likely know which Horus is an enemy or friend. Just because he is insane does not mean he is not a chill dude.

  • @KimekaKuroyukiCH2nd
    @KimekaKuroyukiCH2nd 3 дні тому +1

    “Brother, I crave death.”
    “Heck yeah!”

  • @FinnGrimes-e3q
    @FinnGrimes-e3q 8 днів тому +1

    When you have seen all of the Weirdest S&!t then you not longer are filled with the same amount of rage. Like after 1000 years, you no longer angry at a lunch thief but you are still enjoying listening to that one band that you are the only fan of for repeat.

  • @maximusaurelius610
    @maximusaurelius610 12 днів тому +2

    Keep up the great videos my guy - I love your shorts !!!

  • @Arukorstza
    @Arukorstza 3 дні тому +1

    You know it's grimdark when the guy stuck in the mecha is the happiest person in the military.

  • @sorinsilverheart3200
    @sorinsilverheart3200 11 днів тому +1

    Mechwarrior mentioned. Instant 10/10 short.

  • @InkyDustMan
    @InkyDustMan 11 днів тому +1

    There is and should be one solid rule of immortality.
    If you become an immortal and don't learn how to appreciate life even in the worst situations-
    You start learning how to NOT be immortal VERY quickly.
    Same logic as "If you are a vampire and are STILL poor by the end of your first or second lifetime on earth, just walk into the sun."

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 11 днів тому

    I didn't know my soul needed the happy sunglasses dance at the end, but it very much did.

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 12 днів тому +1

    Being alone with your thoughts in that Coffin for centuries on end, you tend to learn to temper your passions as a Dreadnought.😢

  • @dreamcream3738
    @dreamcream3738 11 днів тому

    I dont know why, but your delivery of the "...what?" is hilarious

  • @PandaTubeGaming
    @PandaTubeGaming 11 днів тому +1

    Oh. I did not know that about the dreadnaughts. Depressing

  • @StephenHenryIV
    @StephenHenryIV 11 днів тому +1

    Dreadnoughts are sometimes (and even often times) going insane because the life support systems that maintain them slowly lead them into psychosis. To stave it off as long as possible dreadnought are put into an unconscious sleep between times they are needed. Sometimes for hundreds or thousands of years.

  • @TheindBOROG
    @TheindBOROG 12 днів тому +2

    Any life at all and they’re still fighting. An example to follow.

  • @operationkilled
    @operationkilled 11 днів тому

    "I HAVE AWOKE- FOR THE EMPEROR, NOT AGAIN."
    "Yeah... we kinda forgot the password to the wifi, again."

  • @malachiamway5527
    @malachiamway5527 4 дні тому

    Your one of the best UA-camrs your content never fails to make me smile. Thank you

  • @bnew200
    @bnew200 12 днів тому +2

    It’s a really good upgrade for all of the other battle brothers that don’t have to be inside because from most of the stories I’ve seen it’s basically hell because everything they experiences through like a screen and speaker. They never feel the wind on their face.

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 12 днів тому +1

      How long have i wished to feel the wind of Baal on my face, brother.

  • @SageOfSpirits
    @SageOfSpirits 8 днів тому

    This is the first video I've seen from you and with that ending. I'm in love.

  • @AMPMASTER10
    @AMPMASTER10 12 днів тому +1

    There some of the chillest dudes in 40k
    "WHERE ARE THE TRAITORS!!!"
    "IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR I STRIKE YOU DOWN!!!"
    "EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE!!!"
    "TELL ME WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY BROTHERS.

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 10 днів тому +1

    Chill so long as you’re not a Xeno, chaos, or a heretic. Then you’ll find they can be incredibly UNCHILL.

  • @joshuafender73
    @joshuafender73 12 днів тому

    Your content never fails to give me something to enjoy

  • @jonathanb.benderson9494
    @jonathanb.benderson9494 12 днів тому +1

    And they live in constant never ending pain. When your dealing with that, everything else is little stuff.

  • @dreamwalker4884
    @dreamwalker4884 12 днів тому

    "Gonna be real with you man. It's over for ya, dawg. You're going in the contraption."

  • @SolomonGunn
    @SolomonGunn 12 днів тому

    Chill? Not if you're Big Jim. Big Jim is the embodiment of negative chill and I'm 100% here for it.

  • @Tharrel
    @Tharrel 12 днів тому

    The chill music goes well with the description of dreadnoughts. They are so adorable

  • @sublis939
    @sublis939 6 днів тому

    Some of the chillest dudes this side of the imperium.
    Also some of those dreadnought that are basically crazy murder machines now and have to be put in stasis for everyone else’s safety.

  • @danieljohnson3129
    @danieljohnson3129 9 днів тому

    I've learned so much about the lore I love your videos never stop!!

  • @doxx2265
    @doxx2265 12 днів тому

    *“Bring me to the slaughter”*
    What a chill fellow. 😎

  • @SaltyDani_Ma
    @SaltyDani_Ma 10 днів тому

    Every Dreadnought can be summed up by this in every book: dad coming in your room with the big belt

  • @LucasSouza-jf1sm
    @LucasSouza-jf1sm 12 днів тому

    I mean... Ancient Cousin Valeus, did seemed pretty chill throwing that pebble on the helldrake.

  • @AeonQuasar
    @AeonQuasar 12 днів тому +1

    I find it preposterous impossible for any dreadnought/spacemarine to live that long and not getting killed when there are crazy dangerous stuff out there.

    • @markmitchell153
      @markmitchell153 11 днів тому

      They dont stay active all the time, they are basically in hibernation except when brought to battle or few other instances.... it isnt impossible if you look at 40k lore at all. If you dont like it just say so, dont try n claim its impossible

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 днів тому

      The Chapters tend to use them sparingly

  • @tomfrost6049
    @tomfrost6049 11 днів тому

    I saw another reel about a dreadnought named Cassor. He seemed like a really chill dude and he made me happy.

  • @Hunterstiq
    @Hunterstiq 4 дні тому

    “Wake up, honored brother, it is time for glorious battle.”
    Windows XP start up sounds

  • @WonkaDaDonka
    @WonkaDaDonka 12 днів тому

    Except for the whole, the Dreadnought feeds on you until there is nothing left lol

  • @andrewjensen7413
    @andrewjensen7413 11 днів тому

    Super chill as long as you point them in the direction of the Battle such Happy Guy's 😅

  • @ThousandManx
    @ThousandManx 11 днів тому

    Deadnoughts are either super chill and accepted their fate or screaming in rage because they lost their mind 😂

  • @gnarl3232
    @gnarl3232 12 днів тому

    I don't know how you do it but you somehow make 40k lore dumps wholesome. I feel like this should be heresy but It's so adorable I can't declare it!

  • @karenorgan6203
    @karenorgan6203 12 днів тому +1

    The Space Marines encased within Dreadnoughts are often thousands of Terran years old. As a result of their great age, many Dreadnoughts, known as Venerable Dreadnoughts, are not only approached by their battle-brothers for support in combat, but also as advisors in the governance of their Chapter.
    And
    As they sleep, the sepulchres in the Armoury that houses Dreadnoughts are regarded as sacred shrines by the Dreadnoughts' battle-brothers, and Techmarines delicately anoint them with sacred balms and oils on a daily basis. Dreadnoughts are highly revered by their brothers for their wisdom and strength, and some Space Marines attend them to pay their respects even while they sleep.
    Nifty

  • @Morgothlord47
    @Morgothlord47 12 днів тому

    "Chilliest dudes" meanwhile in space marine 2 "TAKE ME TO THE SLAUGHTER!"

  • @infinymagnus
    @infinymagnus 12 днів тому

    Some Dreadnoughts are chill. Big emphasis on the some 😂

  • @WolfofPride
    @WolfofPride 10 днів тому

    There are memes out there, were a chapter sometimes wake up their venerable dreadnought when they forget the wifi password 😂

  • @Demothones
    @Demothones 12 днів тому

    The Carcharodon Dreadnoughts would like a word, or rather, an endless scream of rage.

  • @tyrian666
    @tyrian666 10 днів тому

    "The chillest dude this side of the imperium"
    Dreadnought next to me: "EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE"

  • @JoelHatfield-cq4xg
    @JoelHatfield-cq4xg 8 днів тому

    You can’t even begin to comprehend being around for 10 thousand years, I mean it literally gave an entire race an existential chrisis.
    mind boggling, the 40k universe never ceases to amaze

  • @TheOmelette
    @TheOmelette 12 днів тому

    Cousin Valtus willing to 1v1 magnus in SM2 was certainly the coolest thing ive witnessed in a while.

  • @Del_1710
    @Del_1710 12 днів тому

    Dreadnoughts are more often than not the big brothers of the squad

  • @PsiVolt
    @PsiVolt 12 днів тому

    the little dance at the end solidifies the vibes

  • @Maximus51022
    @Maximus51022 12 днів тому

    Bjorn the fell handed, chillest dreadnought of them all. Was very annoyed when an inquisitor kneeled in front of him

  • @danielbob6900
    @danielbob6900 12 днів тому

    Choas dreadnoughts not chill bro😂 love the 40k content.

  • @Jordan_C_Wilde
    @Jordan_C_Wilde 12 днів тому

    "Chillest dudes thise side of the imperium"
    "LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER !!!!"

  • @ZackofSpades
    @ZackofSpades 11 днів тому

    I love those sunglasses showing up more often. Getting a tax write-off? I support it!

  • @Flooffyone
    @Flooffyone 6 днів тому

    "Brother dreadnought, what is the Wi-Fi password?" "Why do you think I know?"

  • @magosshabingus
    @magosshabingus 12 днів тому

    Uncle Bjorn just wakes up to tell us stories at this point 😂

  • @leonardosrgt2002
    @leonardosrgt2002 3 дні тому

    “They’re some of the chillest dudes in the empirium”
    Meanwhile average dreadnought during a battle: “LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER”

  • @Ryan-gw3yv
    @Ryan-gw3yv 12 днів тому

    The child like Wonder you express in these videos make the whole mood.. Thank you and God bless you in all you do.

  • @tacticalturtlez4906
    @tacticalturtlez4906 6 днів тому

    Bjorn just casually being resuscitated to prevent Logan Grimnar from murdering the inquisition.

  • @SkyNinja759
    @SkyNinja759 12 днів тому

    "I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield." - Unnamed Blood Raven Dreadnought

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 12 днів тому

    Don't accuse the Dreadnaught in Space Marine 2 of being chill. "LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER!"

  • @General_Kenobi1
    @General_Kenobi1 7 днів тому

    "Our enemies are relentless in their attempts to deplete my ammunition, brothers!"

  • @crispycrimson6448
    @crispycrimson6448 11 днів тому

    I bet everytime Bjorn is woken up he still laughs about the time he farted forgetting he was in a dreadnought and hot boxed himself

  • @BigDaddyBeige
    @BigDaddyBeige 12 днів тому

    Best one is good ol Grandpa Bjorn. Something special about the dreadnaught that the inquisition listened when he spoke.

  • @SweemTim89
    @SweemTim89 12 днів тому

    I have started to hear/imagine a tech priest voice when I hears his “Clarify”

  • @robertmcpherson138
    @robertmcpherson138 12 днів тому

    "They're some of the chillest dudes in the galaxy."
    *Cassor the Mad has entered the chat...*

  • @biasmushroom6311
    @biasmushroom6311 12 днів тому

    I remember a clip of one screaming "TAKE ME TO THE SLAUGHTER!" And later chucked a massive statue at a space laser dragon and one shot it

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 11 днів тому

    I have a special place in my heart for a character that sees a monster the size of a city block and calls _"DIBS!"_

  • @bezyn2291
    @bezyn2291 12 днів тому

    Dreadnoughts are 50/50 half of them are really chill. And the other half is batshit fucking insane murdermachines.

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 12 днів тому

    Dreadnaught: “my guy, I’m a dude in a box piloting a bigger walking box with guns bolted to it. I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUCK.”

  • @kevinsmail3701
    @kevinsmail3701 11 днів тому

    "Chillest dudes around"
    "IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, I CAST YOU DOWN! *Chucks a whole STATUE*

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 12 днів тому

    "Some of the chillest dudes in the Imperium." Cassor would disagree with you, bearded Horus.

  • @deathbykonami5487
    @deathbykonami5487 12 днів тому

    There's one particular dreadnought that had an entire city build on its back.

  • @Never4GetzMe
    @Never4GetzMe 6 днів тому

    The end made me giggle ahah the music an cheerful dancing