@@drone181 I choose to believe my version because it’s more autistic I have a similar theory about Norm Macdonald’s “Hitler’s dog” joke he started with the phrase “Hitler is the greatest man who ever lived” and wrote the joke in reverse to justify that punchline Either way I fucked him first
That was a great bit. I think there is an amazing synergy between Nick Mullen's stream of consciousness and Stav's laughter. I wish they still did this podcast - they achieved amazing things together.
As a former musician, I know exactly what he means. I'm not gay but many of my friends in the music industry were. It was not an issue. We were still friends.
I’m glad Nick talks over the others because he gets on a roll and it’s pure gold. Their contributions are almost never worth stopping Nick when he’s on a heater
@@bigpictureguys8415 I think people relate more to him because he's, in a way, the straight man, but he's not funnier. Just less oddball. But be it arrogance or whatever, at times he does come off a little douchey
@@070UVW I think the cumtown clips on UA-cam pretty definitely prove Nick was the funniest. They’re almost all clips where Nick does a bit and the others chip in here n there.
nicks movie idea me play joke.. nigerian shark tank.. vending machine operation.. workplace gossip.. nick riffing on andrew yang.. delorean toyota... nicks iran bits..
I once forced a new guy at work to listen to that whole episode in the truck. no prior context provided. he did not understand, and that was the best part.
I was lucky enough to meet Nick at a charity event during the "lockdown" He was surprisingly down to earth and very well groomed. We became close personal friends.
It cuts off, but imagine how much better it would've been Adam got Nick that f@#$ing coffee. Or Stavvy his f@#$ing sandwich. That's a good bit, that human worm Adam asking if he can get you something and *never coming through.*
The Cumtown rabbit hole begins, there’s so many great clips online to react too. I recommend the Steven Segal one if you want to cry laugh, or Indian robot
@outlander234 Depends who's doing it. If it's an Irishman doing it, fair do's. But if it's the perpetrator (🏴) then of course that's gonna be a problem.
I can't write the name, but Nick's President of Money in Africa has a name so racist that if you write it down, UA-cam will warn you about it. And it's antiquated, so I had no idea it was racist. Been goin around, dropping that name IRL and getting weird looks from 80-year-olds.
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Cash and Cashew are two completely different words with completely different meanings. Just like -a and -er are at this point two completely different words with even more opposing meanings than cash and cashew. In fact they could be considered 180° opposites. That said, even if and when the -er is used, it ISN'T ALWAYS RACIST! Shocking to some I know. But back in the before times (before Obama destroyed race relations entirely), we had this thing called "context". It was something special. Instead of determining that a person hates an entire group of people based on a series of sounds, that have no meaning mind you just the interpretation and power that WE assign to the sounds as we hear them, we used context and analyzed his intentions, his actions towards that group, his tone, the situation and environment in which he was involved, and most importantly, was there clear intent to degrade or diminish the entire group based SOLEY on the pigmentation of their skin. Quite often the answer was easly concluded to be no. In almost every single circumstance in fact. See it turns out some people may just be Aholes.... but that doesn't mean they are racist aholes.
N DEPENDENCE DAY - a punchline so good it turned me homosexual
Word. N word.
It's really good, also I'm not racist
You say that like Bong Hit Transplant isn't right there
I developed a weird attraction to my dad
@@fredmanie2926I hope you're a girl tho.🥶
I choose to believe that Nick had the punchline of “N-dependence Day” in his head and reverse engineered a bit to get there
With his r-worded little mind I wouldn’t be surprised if he did on the spot, he is my best friend after all.
@@drone181 I choose to believe my version because it’s more autistic
I have a similar theory about Norm Macdonald’s “Hitler’s dog” joke
he started with the phrase “Hitler is the greatest man who ever lived” and wrote the joke in reverse to justify that punchline
Either way I fucked him first
100% man 😂
Reverse ngineered
The people asked and Frank & Rondo delivered.
I think my compass is racist, it's always pointing N-Ward
Haven't used a compass since I was in the hard army.
Hard army? Pause!
I still have a thousand island stare from what I saw in the hard army
@@erikarnold4737 Nice one lol
This makes me want to develop a bit about the N word-Heelfip. It's not actually complicated at all..
That was a great bit. I think there is an amazing synergy between Nick Mullen's stream of consciousness and Stav's laughter. I wish they still did this podcast - they achieved amazing things together.
"Screaming the n word at rocks" makes me chuckle at odd times during the day, when I remember it.
"N-blasting can't be good for the community."
"I dont know HOW it works, to be honest with you... but it CAN'T be good for the community.."
My gay friends!
As a former musician, I know exactly what he means. I'm not gay but many of my friends in the music industry were. It was not an issue. We were still friends.
Wow hey.. I'm not your fren mang
@@buddyguy4723 ... I'm not your mang buddy
@@PEACEOUTPAT ohhh I could make you my buddy man 😉
@@PEACEOUTPAT ewww gross
“N dependence day” was 10/10 brilliant LOL
I’m glad Nick talks over the others because he gets on a roll and it’s pure gold. Their contributions are almost never worth stopping Nick when he’s on a heater
Half, the other half he comes like a condescending know it all. Like Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington
@@070UVW you’re confusing arrogance with condescension. Even if it is condescension sometimes I’d rather hear Nick than the others
@@bigpictureguys8415 I think people relate more to him because he's, in a way, the straight man, but he's not funnier. Just less oddball. But be it arrogance or whatever, at times he does come off a little douchey
@@070UVW I think the cumtown clips on UA-cam pretty definitely prove Nick was the funniest. They’re almost all clips where Nick does a bit and the others chip in here n there.
Yet without them, he is but a shadow of himself.
Cum town will go down as the greatest comedy podcast of all time.
“Blasting Ns” is such a funny way of saying it
So powerful it can blast through hard rock😂
Now they gotta do Garfiel L’zanya at the Bernie rally
My name is KB Toyz. I live off scratch off lottery tickets.
Whycome we be doin all the crimes
i need my trans queen bret baer in his geisha outfit
No but fr fr why isn't it actually spelled L'zanya
"WHY ONLY WE GO HARVARD???"
*gets pulled over for swerving*
"No office, I mean, I said 3 of the letters, but that was over an hour ago.."
Bruh, why would the fact that it's over an hour ago matter at all? 🤣🤣🤣
@@HistoryNerd8765 your liver metabolizes the Nword over time. The cop didn't believe me so I had to do a field dunk contest.
Hes sobered up lmfao @@HistoryNerd8765
@@HistoryNerd8765 the n levels in your body wear off over time much like alcohol and being gay
The joke is that it’s like alcohol
Calling Cumtown "My gay friends" is so on point you dont even know.
Ask my best friend Nick Mullen. Also I am gay!
Hey. I know you from The Bust
They do know how on point it is. I just found out my dad is super gay.
You do all know that none of them are gay and all have girlfriends wives fiance's etcetera... And their women are all hot also
It’s strange seeing sunlight leak into the lab.
They gotta do the Bernie town hall/ Garfield Lazanya bit, one of the absolute best
man you guys are the best for this. I've heard this many times but never laughed so hard
If you’re looking to watch longer bits from Cumtown, two bits I couldn’t recommend more are Sebastian Wants Ariel as well as Ben Shapiro & Mr Feeny.
i love you guys dont get offended and know its just a dumb joke good on ya
It's the kind of joke that a leftist contrives, only for a liberal or a conservative to reappropriate at face value
The news segment reminds me that they need to do the Tucker Carlson bits 😂
Trueeeeee
seeing them wondering in the intro why a bit would be forbidden when i know why it's forbidden is pure chef's kiss
Haven’t laughed like that in a while! The animation makes it sooo much better too
Do Parents Prank by Cumtown as well pls
Parents prank is in the shortlist for best cumtown bit ever.
The intro and discussion made what bit this was 100x funnier 💀💀💀
I have watched this 20 times.
Holy fuck N-dependance day is unreal
some must watch cumtown bits are ben shapiro and mr feeny, and nicks regis philbin impression. everyone upvote this so they react to them
nicks movie idea me play joke.. nigerian shark tank.. vending machine operation.. workplace gossip.. nick riffing on andrew yang.. delorean toyota... nicks iran bits..
I seriously need to hit that notification bell 🔔 saying that it is 2am here in England, so the level of commitment is definitely there. 😂👍🏻🏴
do Michael Douglas
Hilarious bit but only works if you are familiar with how Michael Douglas sounds. A lot of people don’t these days
Sure..... where he at!
@@buddyguy4723 now that's the enthusiasm i was looking for
I once forced a new guy at work to listen to that whole episode in the truck. no prior context provided. he did not understand, and that was the best part.
It sucks. But it’s sexy.
Yesss, lmao CumTown is so funny. Glad to see you reacting to more of their stuff! :)
Thank you guys for watching Ctown. Discovered them because of you fellas!
Been watching for awhile thought I was subscribed. I am now much love. Good to be apart of the lab. ✌🏽
I check every day to see if you guys have a new Cumtown video
You look like the kind of guy who does that lol
they do it once a week
@@vinnied5866Not sure if that's good or bad😅
"Imagine how much better that would be if you got me that fucking coffee"
I was lucky enough to meet Nick at a charity event during the "lockdown"
He was surprisingly down to earth and very well groomed.
We became close personal friends.
Benny Harvey RIP
Please do "The chair incident" or "Stav actually gets mad at Nick" animated ones, they're both hilarious
N dependence day
Adam’s contribution was pointing out KB Toys is out of business
You guys should react to Adam at the Black barbershop
Do workplace gossip!
This one of the best videos I’ve ever seen in my life I hope Nick sees this
It cuts off, but imagine how much better it would've been Adam got Nick that f@#$ing coffee.
Or Stavvy his f@#$ing sandwich.
That's a good bit, that human worm Adam asking if he can get you something and *never coming through.*
LOLOLOL they did it! props to the guys for playing it! and they enjoyed it! God bless America!
The Cumtown rabbit hole begins, there’s so many great clips online to react too. I recommend the Steven Segal one if you want to cry laugh, or Indian robot
Bro I’m dying
We need "Nicks Cool dad Garage life" next 🤞🤞
Guys. Please do 'Incel Sebastian' (The Little Mermaid)!
You guys need to reaction to their bit about Jerry Seinfeld Unleashed and Derek Chauvin’s lawyer. Insane.
This is was a tour de force
N Dependence Day is genius.
I think it’s time they react to Garfield L’Zanya.
Nick is goated 😅 his imagination is next level
Love you guys.
Do coconut and banana fable next!
WTF this was so good ahhahahaha
Love your videos guys!
Dreadlock dude got that same stoned look since 8 years of age
gotta watch their tucker carlson impression
you know the plug is always on time with these guys
Nothing is off limits in 🇮🇪 when it comes to laughter. The darker the subject the better 😂
Same in 🏴 too!
Biggest BS ever. Everything is off limits until it hits too close to home... Imagine a bit where they make fun of Irish famine in 1800s.
@outlander234 Depends who's doing it. If it's an Irishman doing it, fair do's. But if it's the perpetrator (🏴) then of course that's gonna be a problem.
@@matthewjamisonyou're a PJW fan. The idea that you even consider yourself Irish is fckn laughable. Piece of fckn sht
@@matthewjamisonimagine being a Tommy Tiernan fan who watches PJW.
Whoever educated us has hell to pay
got them laughing so hard they are crying.
WATCH NIGERIAN SHARK TANK
One of the best bits, that one, Incel Sebastian and Suck More Dickis are like top 3
We need the “Stavs Doctor” bit
I wanted to apologize for my friend Nick.
I want them to watch the whole Tom Myers saga
Let us do our damn jobs sir!
Y'all should react to Ginger Billy. He is HILARIOUS!
I can't write the name, but Nick's President of Money in Africa has a name so racist that if you write it down, UA-cam will warn you about it.
And it's antiquated, so I had no idea it was racist. Been goin around, dropping that name IRL and getting weird looks from 80-year-olds.
That Centralia PA line is 100 times funnier if you know what happened there
That was almost better than the liberal elmo clip.... this show was insane
Imagine how better this would've be if you got me that fuckin coffee!😂
You Made me discover Cum Town.
Dig the reds shirt love from Cincinnati
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God damn it I asked for this just the other day.
"Clean N-word technology" is wild 🤣
you guys HAVE to react to the rite aid story
I can't even watch comedy anymore unless its these dudes reacting to it😂
You guys have to do the rice president
I always thought nicks forbidden bit was when he did his dead robin williams bit but instead said 'ohhh im Adams mum' (who had just died of cancer)
there's two hour long compilations of nick almost saying the n word. I think you both would enjoy them immensely
Gotta do "N-less shrimp" next. Legendary bit.😂
Nice Reds shirt! My hometown team. 🙂
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah dude
Oh shit this one!
rice president
Another tall tale from Jism City Nights 😅😅
Yooooo what up aiight
WOOOOOOOOO
Rice president next
Cash and Cashew are two completely different words with completely different meanings. Just like -a and -er are at this point two completely different words with even more opposing meanings than cash and cashew. In fact they could be considered 180° opposites. That said, even if and when the -er is used, it ISN'T ALWAYS RACIST! Shocking to some I know. But back in the before times (before Obama destroyed race relations entirely), we had this thing called "context". It was something special. Instead of determining that a person hates an entire group of people based on a series of sounds, that have no meaning mind you just the interpretation and power that WE assign to the sounds as we hear them, we used context and analyzed his intentions, his actions towards that group, his tone, the situation and environment in which he was involved, and most importantly, was there clear intent to degrade or diminish the entire group based SOLEY on the pigmentation of their skin. Quite often the answer was easly concluded to be no. In almost every single circumstance in fact. See it turns out some people may just be Aholes.... but that doesn't mean they are racist aholes.
Saul just released the Liam Neeson bit animated.
Liam Neeson or Stephen King movies next
how have they not done the Bernie Sanders town hall yet?
Its true...we say it at home a lot..even out best friends and family arent safe...we've secretly appropriated the shit out of it 🤣
appropriated? we invented it bud
Guess Morgan Freeman had a decent way of language.
Nice
Check out Dan Soder. Best Chappelle impression in the game.
nick keeps bringing up all these closed businesses to drop nbombs at lol