As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.
This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well
@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛
Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.
I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.
Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.
Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.
@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday
Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour
He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up. Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.
I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.
Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.
Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!
Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next
@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂
@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.
The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.
my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂
It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!
nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seagal is 72 years old now. If you really doubt what Seagal can do, you can easily visit any of Seagal's real life black belt students. Several of them still teach in the United States, and you'll learn how real it is mighty quick once they throw you on the mats.
Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.
The only reason Seagal is still making movies is because he's paying for them himself. I haven't watched a Seagal movie for 20 yrs so I'm DYING here!! He's clearly putting in the MINIMUM amounts of effort the older and fatter he gets!! The part where they're talking about him talking and acting "Black"~ wasn't Robert Downey Jr. channeling (or at least doing a parody of) him in Tropic Thunder??? Thanks for the laughs, as usual!!!
keeep the cumtown clips cummingg im so happy you guys are into this now i listen to it everyday no matter how many times i hear the same bits its still so good
So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.
2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast
Flank and Londo.
@@williamhorton9763Frank & Rondo
😑😑🫥🫥🫥
"You know what happens to Dog With a Brog!"
Can blindfold them with floss
when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭
standard way to introduce yourself to a romanian child
"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.
As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoatwhy would the WEF do this to you?
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat , hahahahahaha xD
This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well
Ey me too. This is what got me into the podcast. But of course they ended it shortly after 🙄
@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛
Nice! How many eps are there?
nick is a comedic genius and I'm glad he keeps working. he's also my personal best friend. also I'm gay
Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.
This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂
No. The “Whoopie Cushion/pranks” bit from the episode “Epardy”.
@@theholymackerel072 Epardy is a classic as well for sure
They need to do African parrot and coconut banana fable to complete the cycle
RoboCop Batman beats this by a smidge.
@@Davon85J it’s the best episode of the show. Out of the top ten bits, that episode has at least four in it.
The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣
“Wassup gay friends?”😂
Rondo was confused that one video, and now 100% down with it 😂
🌈 😊
Hi 😅 I'm gay
I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.
I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao
Haha I'm always stoned when I parasocially watch/listen with these 2
Never clicked so fast in my life
All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega
*radio voice* they doin ass to ass with the ambulance
🎙️ 📻:He’s knocking everything off the shelves with his stomach
Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.
Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.
That was my favorite part, watching Rondo try to stand up for Segal a little and Frank just being "WHAT?!"
100% JCVD still got it. Seagal is a clown.
@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday
Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour
I read this in my head as Segal's slave voice.
He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up.
Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.
I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao
its a Post-Sasso world, and we're just livin in it.
@@highviewbarbell Its all i see
“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.
This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.
I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.
That's how you know he's white.
Russian in association; Native in appropriation
The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣
"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."
I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there
Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.
Cuba Gooding Jr did the same thing with his career.
He is just a stone cold narcissist
My half sisters dad was a cop and for some reason he gave me Above the Law on vhs for my 5th birthday 😂. It's easily my favorite of his films
@@donsolos nah, he's just a ''good man''
Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens"
😂😂😂
The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂
This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂
Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!
Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next
Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂
You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂
Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅
I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol
Honestly he probably thought having an American actor would be good for his image in the west... At first at least.
Everyone in the west got salty about Seagul because he supports Putin. That's the only reason everyone started making fun of him
@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull The fact that you think anyone actually cares about "cultural appropriation" is hilarious.
@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.
You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one
Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣
Gotta do fiveish
BRO YES
How did I miss this? It's hilarious!
clangerstv
Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.
FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))
You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂
The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.
true.
Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣
my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂
I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.
"Man, steven segal is a national tresure"
"Doesnt he like putin?"
"Yeah, to each his own ig"
My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite
I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots.
Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.
Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids
I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!
I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.
This was amazing, I needed that!
You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.
The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.
It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!
He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.
My favorite blind reactors. ❤
It really is nice of them to continue producing this content for us when they're clearly so tired.
I love randomly finding great shows lol.
They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅
We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?
Clangers is a top notch Editor for real
Worlds are colliding
Man you dudes like high as hell.
You must be new here
Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written."
Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?"
Segal: "....I did"
Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro?
These dudes high af.
Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂
''Bill Cosby and kids say the most fucked up things''
gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡
nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!
Amazing!
He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂
Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me
This was awesome😂
I want moreeee!
Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up
You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.
This is incredible, i cant believe theyve managed to stumble theyre way into Cumtown and im feeling so gay right now
Seagal is 72 years old now. If you really doubt what Seagal can do, you can easily visit any of Seagal's real life black belt students. Several of them still teach in the United States, and you'll learn how real it is mighty quick once they throw you on the mats.
MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland
I love these videos man they make my day 😂
Just the fact Rondo has actually seen a couple of these kills me lol
Stephen Segal think he was Downey Jr in Tropic thunder now, lol.
The prop Joe bit sent me 😂😂
Frank.... Rondo....
You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.
Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time
Cumtown rainman
The old prospector voice did me in 🤣
The only reason Seagal is still making movies is because he's paying for them himself. I haven't watched a Seagal movie for 20 yrs so I'm DYING here!! He's clearly putting in the MINIMUM amounts of effort the older and fatter he gets!! The part where they're talking about him talking and acting "Black"~ wasn't Robert Downey Jr. channeling (or at least doing a parody of) him in Tropic Thunder??? Thanks for the laughs, as usual!!!
keeep the cumtown clips cummingg im so happy you guys are into this now i listen to it everyday no matter how many times i hear the same bits its still so good
So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.
that chinese guy is also the dad of the kidnapped daughter in rush hour 1.. now he’s kidnapping daughters himself 😂
This one of the best with you and C-town!
This and Rain Man was what got me into the podcast. 😂
5:10 He dialed the number on those radios and it's not even powered on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits
i have been waiting for this
😅 love from Wisconsin fellas 🤝✌️
def shoutout ClangersTV who edited that masterpiece to go along Cumtown's bit
gimme me a second guys, Im still laughing at Liberal Elmo
I've watched 100s these two vids. Rondo is well toasted today
There's nothing like Cumeatssioner Gordon.
Steven Seagull is a black belt in Tai Chi.
YES!!! I hope you guys do the 1 man 1 inch bit at some point
Y'all have the best channel on YT
You should watch the ClangersTV video about A Time to Kill, Nick Mullens retelling of it is great
Also I'm gay
🤣🤣
You just found out about this? I thought you guys were the ones who defined culture