It’s Alan’s Destiny to Take Her on a Date | Two and a Half Men

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  • “Our son is a Billy goat. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in there pooping out tin cans.”
    Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 61

  • @sanjaytalavar8104
    @sanjaytalavar8104 Місяць тому +39

    Our son is a Billy goat 😂😂😂

  • @deadmanthehekatonkheire994
    @deadmanthehekatonkheire994 Місяць тому +85

    Why would he even ask for Judith's permission? What business is it of hers who he dates? Also, why did he need her to know they had sex? Move on, Alan.

    • @w1o2l3f4i5e
      @w1o2l3f4i5e Місяць тому +18

      Alan’s role in this comedy is to be the opposite of Charlie

    • @Treyrizer
      @Treyrizer Місяць тому +7

      @@deadmanthehekatonkheire994 Alan is a goody two shoes person which is why

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 Місяць тому +11

      Because he's 😻 whipped

    • @darkwarriormaster9644
      @darkwarriormaster9644 Місяць тому

      Because Alan is a spineless doormat. And a Henpecked EX-Husband.

    • @darkwarriormaster9644
      @darkwarriormaster9644 Місяць тому +10

      @@clarkkent8286He’s a doormat in general.

  • @teddykgb3865
    @teddykgb3865 Місяць тому +19

    When I got divorced my ex's friends were the first women I hooked up with. Turned out we all thought she was awful.

  • @XMaverick20
    @XMaverick20 Місяць тому +59

    You don't ask permission to your ex-wife

  • @damsam4369
    @damsam4369 Місяць тому +4

    He is whipped so bad

  • @Treyrizer
    @Treyrizer Місяць тому +35

    Why did Herb even want to marry Judith in the first place? That’s beyond me

    • @a_p_2001
      @a_p_2001 Місяць тому +12

      it was good for alan because of alimony😂

    • @patrickdornoff2735
      @patrickdornoff2735 Місяць тому +6

      And they broke up after he had an affair with his receptionist she walked in

    • @a_p_2001
      @a_p_2001 Місяць тому +11

      @@patrickdornoff2735 yes, but judith cheated on herb with alan and walden, and herb didn't know about it

    • @marktheshark7588
      @marktheshark7588 Місяць тому

      That's the same thing I said.

    • @kaitai5900
      @kaitai5900 Місяць тому +2

      For comedy expansion. It’s a long running sitcom, so new characters and situations have to be introduced from time to time.

  • @nonstop-pd6nd
    @nonstop-pd6nd Місяць тому +1

    I learnt so much about dating watching this series growing up. Helped me a lot in life 😂

  • @w1o2l3f4i5e
    @w1o2l3f4i5e Місяць тому +19

    Alan’s role in this comedy is to be the opposite of Charlie

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Місяць тому +8

    Oh Boy I Getting Laid Tonight

  • @redips
    @redips Місяць тому +9

    0:48 Alan"you can hurtful for no reason at all"
    Charlie can't help it, Alan. It's his nature. lol

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Місяць тому

      Tough love: at 2:07 Charlie has Alan's back.

  • @pauljung3534
    @pauljung3534 Місяць тому +1

    "Given Cynthia's divorce history, age and expiration, Alan is going to have sex tonight." ~ Kama Sutra Afficionado (Charlie)
    "When it comes to sex and relationships, Charlie sees all, knows all, smells all." ~ Kamadeva (God of Love)

  • @pauljung3534
    @pauljung3534 Місяць тому

    "Oh BUoY.. Boy joy!" ~ Relief

  • @garyhalmbacher6875
    @garyhalmbacher6875 Місяць тому

    So much wisdom in a TV show.

  • @chillin0715
    @chillin0715 Місяць тому +1

    As this show goes into the seasons with Ashton kutcher, Allens short comings and behaviors become hard to bear.

  • @Lokiproooo
    @Lokiproooo Місяць тому +1

    Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

  • @scspolitical
    @scspolitical Місяць тому +2

    Judith couldn't stop smiling

  • @pauljung3534
    @pauljung3534 Місяць тому

    "I've the best reality TV show around!" ~ Charlie

  • @antoniamcdonald8812
    @antoniamcdonald8812 Місяць тому

    When ever Alan goes to Judith something all ways happens x

  • @berryrijnbeek5938
    @berryrijnbeek5938 Місяць тому +4

    For all who made a comment....... it's not a documentary!!!!!!

  • @Odin33356
    @Odin33356 Місяць тому +1

    Home of Judas and Kaineth

  • @norbertdx
    @norbertdx Місяць тому +1

    Why would you find it necessary to tell your ex who you're getting with? My ex never told me while we were together.

  • @choppa_issabxrd6930
    @choppa_issabxrd6930 Місяць тому

    Always the jealous ex wife 😂

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 Місяць тому

    Funny 😄

  • @robertfindley921
    @robertfindley921 Місяць тому

    The only way that woman would date, marry and have a kid with someone who looks like Alan is if she was in her mid 30s at the time and he was a well-known cardiologist or similar. Then she would quickly marry him, have his kid, divorce him, take the house, car, kid and half his money for life. But a funny show.

  • @kabooraq
    @kabooraq Місяць тому +2

    Judith is a honey

    • @vary1143
      @vary1143 Місяць тому

      With bee stings n thornes in it

  • @narajuna
    @narajuna Місяць тому

    Charlie understands woman. right?

  • @antoniamcdonald8812
    @antoniamcdonald8812 Місяць тому +7

    Judith was by far the worst character on the show x

    • @garyhalmbacher6875
      @garyhalmbacher6875 Місяць тому +4

      She was a fantastic character. The worst attributes of so many ex-wives rolled into one person played superbly by Marin Hinkle.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Місяць тому +1

      @@garyhalmbacher6875 Exactly.

  • @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
    @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 Місяць тому

    👍😂

  • @jayvee4907
    @jayvee4907 Місяць тому +3

    The writers made Alan so pathetic. Exaggerated too much!

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Місяць тому +1

      Nah it is about exaggeration.