Tow And A Half Men Episode 20

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  • @GuiAntonioli
    @GuiAntonioli 3 роки тому +233

    "You don't have to pay me for today"
    Berta was the cherry on the top of the cake of this show. R.i.p. Conchata, we'll miss you.

    • @TheRedDragon54
      @TheRedDragon54 3 роки тому +4

      Amen to that She’s finally resting in peace and making God laugh

    • @arturomora8691
      @arturomora8691 3 роки тому +4

      Berta was the best.

    • @amiradjiar73
      @amiradjiar73 3 роки тому +3

      You don't have to pay me for today Berta was the cherry on the top of the cake

    • @amiradjiar73
      @amiradjiar73 2 роки тому +1

      You dont have to pay me for today Berta was the cherry on the top of the cake of this show R.I.P conchata well

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 5 років тому +602

    Charlie would be so proud of Jake right now....

    • @cobraelectric
      @cobraelectric 5 років тому +35

      He was proud the moment Jake had that threesome

    • @rmellrobinson821
      @rmellrobinson821 3 роки тому +7

      Right 🤣

    • @Ghostkiller_110
      @Ghostkiller_110 3 роки тому +3

      For sure

    • @cornholio8715
      @cornholio8715 3 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @theSicariuselitealphaJOKES
      @theSicariuselitealphaJOKES 3 роки тому +1

      D.W.O Original Blood Oath Approved 4Life91 Damn Extraordinary Beyond Greatness Fucking A Way That Part Of The Real Major Ultra Facts Always And For Ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ It

  • @falconreachhero5786
    @falconreachhero5786 4 роки тому +190

    "I can actually feel my IQ dropping." Walden's best line ever.

    • @drogba8722
      @drogba8722 3 роки тому +10

      Its kinda cringe

    • @harmony202
      @harmony202 3 роки тому +2

      Doesn't make sense tbh

    • @amiradjiar73
      @amiradjiar73 3 роки тому +2

      I can actually feel my IQ dropping wardens best line ever

    • @guypeate3628
      @guypeate3628 2 роки тому +3

      If Charlie was there, he would say the same thing... or would he say something better?

    • @JonO387
      @JonO387 11 днів тому

      How can and IQ be less than zero?

  • @michaelkassahun2532
    @michaelkassahun2532 3 роки тому +27

    "That would make a great country song" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jonahcamarillo3298
      @jonahcamarillo3298 2 місяці тому

      "Get your mouth off my daughter, you cheating son of a bitch!" 😂

  • @caci111
    @caci111 5 років тому +125

    1:36 Daughter: "is that my shirt?"
    Mom: "is that my boyfriend?"

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 3 роки тому +55

    The BEST part about this is that for years Judith was saying Charlie would be a bad influence on Jake, and when that proved to be true, Charlie is too busy being dead to suffer Judith's wrath.

    • @masochistboy653
      @masochistboy653 3 роки тому +3

      Bad? No he is the best influence jake had , much better than his bitter mom and his looser cheapskate dad

    • @robertbrown7917
      @robertbrown7917 3 роки тому +3

      how was he a bad influence…no one got hurt….

    • @walrussw3g88
      @walrussw3g88 2 роки тому +2

      He wasn't dead just a hostage ;(

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 5 місяців тому +1

      @@robertbrown7917well besides Alan getting punched in the face, ethical boundaries were crossed

    • @octane7047
      @octane7047 Місяць тому +1

      Actually, Alan didn't set any good example either 😂 Melissa's mother

  • @marlon6504
    @marlon6504 4 роки тому +49

    “You dont have to pay me for today” everybody loves bertha

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 6 років тому +387

    So Jake followed in Charlie’s footsteps a wise decision.

    • @munenex
      @munenex 5 років тому +11

      Only that Alan pays for his sins. That was classic

    • @aprilhippie8752
      @aprilhippie8752 4 роки тому +1

      Amira Djiar Thank you for repeating actually what I said

    • @jacobluto8398
      @jacobluto8398 3 роки тому +1

      I mean not really Charlie backed out of a relationship cuz the hot daughter

    • @shawnrose7564
      @shawnrose7564 3 роки тому

      But the neighbor who is the stocker is probably keeping track of what’s going on here, passing the news to Charlie, n thinking real Charlie said that’s my boy carrying on what I taught that dumb butt

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt 3 роки тому

      while having Alan's brain, he is a harper

  • @wannabe_D7000
    @wannabe_D7000 4 роки тому +74

    Berta should have said “ Charlie would have been so proud of jake “

  • @androsram641
    @androsram641 6 років тому +280

    Jake: " It s really compliment, cause she s a much younger version of you"
    Yeah, he s definitely alan's son

    • @redips
      @redips 6 років тому +6

      (sarcastic) awww jake, that was very sweet. What do you think, Tammy?

    • @MrBrando07
      @MrBrando07 3 роки тому +3

      I actually picture Charlie saying that, not Alan.

    • @androsram641
      @androsram641 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrBrando07 Charlie had his dumb moments around women but he knew better than calling a woman OLD. That s basic

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt 3 роки тому

      and Charlie's nephew

  • @williamcarlisle5286
    @williamcarlisle5286 3 роки тому +26

    This is probably the best post Charlie episode just because of how crazy it is

  • @bordvreter
    @bordvreter 7 років тому +163

    best line, you dont have to pay me for today

    • @steviebro0538
      @steviebro0538 3 роки тому +3

      I would've agreed with Berta on that. The entertainment is payment in itself.

  • @pinedapopi
    @pinedapopi 3 роки тому +12

    "You know what, this is family business..." 🤣

  • @Stoneman180190
    @Stoneman180190 3 роки тому +74

    It’s one of those moments where you realise Jake really was Charlie’s nephew.

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt 3 роки тому +4

      and being Alan's son by saying "call it even"

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 3 роки тому +2

      "Nephew?!"
      It's times like this that I can't help but wonder that the reason Judith hated Charlie was because Jake was Charlie's son!

    • @RobertoMartinez-hn1rg
      @RobertoMartinez-hn1rg 2 роки тому +1

      Like uncle like nephew

  • @archersmith869
    @archersmith869 3 роки тому +30

    Charlie would have killed it in this episode lol

  • @BelldandyAsuna
    @BelldandyAsuna 3 роки тому +21

    "You Jake's father?"
    "Yeah?"
    Alan gets owned.

  • @superbrownbrown
    @superbrownbrown 5 років тому +65

    "Thanks to you, I failed biology!"
    "No, biology failed me!"
    Awesome. 👍

  • @valdavna1597
    @valdavna1597 2 роки тому +6

    Bertha was loving this scene 😂 I bet she is a fan of the Jerry Springer show

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 6 років тому +105

    Ashton Kutcher is speaking for the whole audience.

  • @tapiwanashenyika2456
    @tapiwanashenyika2456 5 років тому +13

    Good things dont last.This show was on another level.Now they are all grown up

  • @stephenknapper4514
    @stephenknapper4514 5 років тому +23

    The creators of this show should have made a spin off with Tammy. She's awesome

    • @TheCityjob1
      @TheCityjob1 5 років тому +1

      She’s on Mom . She’s rich and hot

  • @jordan10173
    @jordan10173 4 роки тому +20

    Berta "you don't have to pay me for today" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardrangel9849
    @richardrangel9849 2 роки тому +6

    Berta you don't have to pay me for today, too funny.

  • @elenacarra5863
    @elenacarra5863 Рік тому +3

    That's Lily from Hannah Montana 😂😂👍🥰🥰🥰💖

  • @bryanshiley5101
    @bryanshiley5101 4 роки тому +10

    Uncle Charlie will be so proud

  • @rogerpullin8997
    @rogerpullin8997 2 роки тому +3

    Jake grew up to be Jessie on Breaking Bad

  • @yashwadhwani740
    @yashwadhwani740 2 роки тому +2

    That would make a great country song 🤣🤣

  • @binhezam8806
    @binhezam8806 3 роки тому +9

    I can actually feel my IQ dropping 😂😂😂

  • @MrBrando07
    @MrBrando07 3 роки тому +3

    1:02 It is so easy for me to picture Charlie saying that to one of his dates.

  • @amyspezia4706
    @amyspezia4706 Рік тому +3

    She plays Jill on mom TV show
    She plays Lilly on Hannah Montana

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 5 років тому +46

    You know, you'd think the Harpers would learn not to answer any question that goes: 'Are you Alan/Charlie Harper?' Every time they say yes, they end up getting punched in the face. You'd think after the first few times, they'd learn to stop answering that question with a yes. Or at least learn to duck faster.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 4 роки тому +1

      What’d you expect him to say? Jeez. Take a chill pill. It’s just a show. You’d say the same thing if someone in the comments got pissed off about Charlie’s lifestyle causing Alan to lose everything, including his own place.

    • @joshburns4611
      @joshburns4611 3 роки тому +1

      @@arcticangel1628 You have a lot of nerve telling someone to "take a chill pill". You were the one who threw a fit over a comment. What they said was true.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 роки тому

      @@joshburns4611 It’s just a fictional show. It’s meant to be unrealistic. Have you considered that as a truth?

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization 3 роки тому +10

    Like always, Berta carried this scene.

  • @RobertoMartinez-hn1rg
    @RobertoMartinez-hn1rg 4 роки тому +25

    At least Alan kept the show going.

  • @Anthony-qb2dr
    @Anthony-qb2dr 3 місяці тому +1

    This episode is soooo hilarious

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu 4 роки тому +4

    Look what they have to that sweet kid. Remember his during early seasons?

  • @chrisconsorte7893
    @chrisconsorte7893 Рік тому +2

    Allan Harper getting punched by Captain Johnathan Archer!! Oh yeah!! Don’t mess with the NX-01 Enterprise or Porthos!!

  • @stevenbryant4718
    @stevenbryant4718 5 років тому +25

    When did Malibu become hillbilly hell?

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 3 роки тому +3

    That would make a great country song…

  • @jujucasar2003
    @jujucasar2003 5 років тому +27

    Is that Joy from My name is Earl?!!!

    • @marceichelsheim1740
      @marceichelsheim1740 5 років тому +8

      She is basically an older version of Margot Robbie

    • @TheCityjob1
      @TheCityjob1 5 років тому +3

      Yes and she’s also on Mom .

    • @lilylily7072
      @lilylily7072 4 роки тому

      Yeah, she turned into a lesbian gangsta after My Name is Earl.

    • @davidrichter9164
      @davidrichter9164 4 роки тому +1

      Jamie Pressley.

  • @awise25
    @awise25 6 років тому +5

    Zippy gets punched that has to be the best scene of seasons-9-12

    • @awise25
      @awise25 6 років тому +1

      Quickster Tattoos303 LMAO I totally agree he was Definately over due smack across the face.

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 4 роки тому +4

    Dam Hanna Montana's mountains have filled out

  • @mikir6489
    @mikir6489 4 роки тому +2

    You don’t have to pay me for 2day 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @archiefunpuppy2429
    @archiefunpuppy2429 3 роки тому +1

    She plays Lilly on Hannah montana

  • @robertbrown7917
    @robertbrown7917 3 роки тому +1

    this show is TOO FUNNY

  • @archiefunpuppy2429
    @archiefunpuppy2429 3 роки тому +2

    She plays Jill on mom TV show

  • @brittanymartin6122
    @brittanymartin6122 2 роки тому +2

    Berta: And Jake nailed her.
    Walden: Okay. Not that complicated.
    Me: Probably because Charlie did the same way 2 often.

  • @billykendall53
    @billykendall53 5 років тому +3

    That would make a great country song.lol

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 3 роки тому +2

    "you jakes father"
    "yeah"
    Ooohhh

  • @patdornoff9383
    @patdornoff9383 5 років тому +17

    even alan has no faith in jake

  • @michaelmoser7863
    @michaelmoser7863 3 роки тому +1

    Funny the mother and daughter were both later in the series Mom together. Jaime Pressly of course playing Jill and the younger actress was part of the group and sadly ODed just before Marjorie's wedding.

  • @username17234
    @username17234 6 років тому +127

    "biology failed me" joke stolen from friends

    • @architius
      @architius 4 роки тому +6

      At this point twaahm was trash anyways so yeah.

    • @davidrichter9164
      @davidrichter9164 4 роки тому

      Shouldn't mention a shitty fucktard show like friends while watching a cool show like thm.

    • @daniglover3871
      @daniglover3871 4 роки тому +3

      @@davidrichter9164 true words....also i never heard it in friends !!

  • @rt1110
    @rt1110 5 років тому +4

    So this was how she was before she got sober 😂😂😂😂

  • @shawnrose7564
    @shawnrose7564 2 роки тому

    He always honest since he was a kid, so he followed in Charlie steps

  • @cianoleary8226
    @cianoleary8226 3 роки тому +5

    Wait she’s 36 with an 18 year old?! That must mean she was 18 when she had her kid and was still in high school or just beginning college depends on her birthday

    • @gayled3059
      @gayled3059 3 роки тому +1

      And that surprises you??

    • @trevorcopeland867
      @trevorcopeland867 2 роки тому

      That happens a lot lol

    • @paulgabolinscy2502
      @paulgabolinscy2502 2 роки тому

      Wow you’re quick😂

    • @cianoleary8226
      @cianoleary8226 2 роки тому

      @@paulgabolinscy2502 I’m only 2 years away from being 18 hell I still wouldn’t be ready for children lmaoooo

  • @Quetzalcoatl4208
    @Quetzalcoatl4208 4 роки тому +9

    This show had so many good episode's left they fucked up by letting Charlie Sheen go

  • @IArmstrong
    @IArmstrong 8 днів тому

    Honestly only clicked on this video because of the title, "Tow and a half men

  • @archiefunpuppy2429
    @archiefunpuppy2429 3 роки тому +2

    She plays Jill on Mom

  • @abhinraj825
    @abhinraj825 3 роки тому +2

    RIP Berta😭

  • @travisandrews3909
    @travisandrews3909 2 роки тому +1

    Jake is like uncle Charlie

  • @alexanderfernandez7361
    @alexanderfernandez7361 7 років тому +6

    Yeah Jake has a very bright future cause he stopped in Vegas and got two million in the last episode lol

    • @francina8508
      @francina8508 6 років тому

      Alexander Fernandez And he has a family too right?

    • @patdornoff9383
      @patdornoff9383 5 років тому +1

      and hes married to a pole dancer and is a stepfather to her kids

  • @davidreed3357
    @davidreed3357 3 роки тому +2

    Charlie would have beat Alan's ass. HD would have never allowed Jake to stoop so low

  • @fattybuccha72190
    @fattybuccha72190 4 роки тому +8

    Jaime Pressly or Emily Osment... Tough call.

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 4 роки тому +4

      Jaime Pressly all the way......like a nice broken in Easton mit.

    • @passenger052
      @passenger052 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/j3oDcuYLRZc/v-deo.html

  • @imeldaatienoongango2183
    @imeldaatienoongango2183 2 роки тому +2

    Biology failed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prithvirajmannur2775
    @prithvirajmannur2775 2 роки тому +2

    Biology failed me😂

  • @junaldinho100
    @junaldinho100 5 років тому +1

    Jake is my hero 😭

  • @ricksimon9867
    @ricksimon9867 2 роки тому +2

    Scott Bakula walks in, and no reaction from the audience ... the live audience must have made such a noise that they decided to cut it out altogether.

  • @mercythompson1559
    @mercythompson1559 4 роки тому +3

    He learned that from Charlie

  • @saipawa
    @saipawa 3 роки тому +1

    Rip berta you will be.missed

  • @wasifanowar_testrider
    @wasifanowar_testrider 6 років тому +8

    You don't have to pay be today. Bertha always there when needed

  • @jaccbolton
    @jaccbolton 4 роки тому +1

    I woulda stayed with the mom. Jaime i love you girl. Never forget

  • @Da1337DoOD
    @Da1337DoOD 3 роки тому +1

    "ThE sHoW wAs BeTtEr WiTh ChArLie ShEeN."

    • @Valeriaa6240
      @Valeriaa6240 3 роки тому

      Charlie sheens acting was beautiful .and he's also such a charmer .. but something abt Walden is just not as good as Charlie ..

    • @nicholasemiranda3057
      @nicholasemiranda3057 3 роки тому

      @@Valeriaa6240 but it gets annoying constantly saying it

  • @ronchabale
    @ronchabale 3 роки тому +2

    Now I know why 2 and a half men lost popularity without Charlie Sheen

    • @trevorcopeland867
      @trevorcopeland867 2 роки тому +2

      It’s just because Ashton Kutcher couldn’t fill Charlie’s role

  • @Nraj-ej1zg
    @Nraj-ej1zg 5 років тому +8

    I wish Charlie was there..

  • @GrassKusa
    @GrassKusa 3 роки тому +2

    i can actually hear my iq dropping

  • @trinieshepard7983
    @trinieshepard7983 5 років тому +5

    Is this Scott Bakula?

  • @girishgaur1361
    @girishgaur1361 3 роки тому +1

    For me series ended in 8th season

  • @princelevi3733
    @princelevi3733 3 роки тому +1

    God i wish i was jake

  • @archiefunpuppy2429
    @archiefunpuppy2429 3 роки тому +1

    She plays Lilly on Hannah Montana

  • @joshuaharding7363
    @joshuaharding7363 2 роки тому

    So there was a woman that Uncle Charlie didnt mount. Jake beat him to her and got her daughter. Great job Jake.

  • @michaelphilpott1325
    @michaelphilpott1325 3 роки тому

    Like uncle like nephew

  • @raheelakhtar7
    @raheelakhtar7 Рік тому

    Charlie should’ve been there for this episode!

  • @jeancarlosartist
    @jeancarlosartist 6 років тому +3

    For being a coocher season scene, that was pretty good.

  • @christianspence5755
    @christianspence5755 7 років тому +1

    Lol 😂 when he gets punch in the face

    • @az21bob666
      @az21bob666 6 років тому

      yea but it not the girl father but the `18 year old boyfriend, that who the old guy is.

  • @jeffphipps6349
    @jeffphipps6349 4 роки тому +1

    Why is Two Spelled wrong?

  • @richardmosher6602
    @richardmosher6602 2 місяці тому

    Good for chack

  • @maryjohughes6455
    @maryjohughes6455 Рік тому +1

    ZACH DAVE

  • @vincentmartinez8913
    @vincentmartinez8913 4 роки тому +1

    Hilarious....🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🤣

  • @stephenferran4927
    @stephenferran4927 2 роки тому

    Atta boy jake

  • @TurfSurf
    @TurfSurf 3 роки тому +1

    Instead of Ashton, they should turn Jake into Charlie and get another kid to replace Jake.

  • @TheAmericanPlayer1997
    @TheAmericanPlayer1997 3 роки тому

    This should be an episode of maury and Jerry springer

  • @sarachavis7148
    @sarachavis7148 3 роки тому

    Man You and Me

  • @b.p.r.k7119
    @b.p.r.k7119 24 дні тому

    Well now we can guess why Georgie divorced Mandy 😂😂😅

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 5 років тому +2

    So we’ll call it even?

  • @AnthonySforza
    @AnthonySforza 4 місяці тому

    Wait... was that Scott Bakula?

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 3 роки тому

    RIP Berta

  • @l3ol1u
    @l3ol1u 6 років тому +52

    Mom is hotter

    • @redips
      @redips 6 років тому

      Hell Yeah!!! Did you ever watch Poison Ivy 3? She's in there ;)

    • @rolandsequeira
      @rolandsequeira 5 років тому +1

      @@redips and in Mom (TV series)

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 5 років тому

      Not really

    • @MrAlucard1986
      @MrAlucard1986 5 років тому

      I know that movie sucked bad but wasn't she Tina Armstrong from DOA?

  • @archiefunpuppy2429
    @archiefunpuppy2429 3 роки тому +1

    She plays Jill on mom

  • @navylaks2
    @navylaks2 4 роки тому +16

    The show just wasn't the same without Charlie Sheen

    • @carlosfernandez1502
      @carlosfernandez1502 4 роки тому +1

      It wasn't the same. But it had a few funny moments like this one.

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 4 роки тому +1

      @@carlosfernandez1502
      Very few

  • @djaveryjr4155
    @djaveryjr4155 2 роки тому

    What season this is and episode

  • @agustinguzman6375
    @agustinguzman6375 3 роки тому

    "Two"